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Joined 10-09-09, id: 2109882, Profile Updated: 01-08-14
Author has written 11 stories for Night at the Museum, Portal, Mass Effect, and Once Upon a Time.

I jump around fandoms a lot, but my current interests include Mass Effect, Once Upon a Time, Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire, The Walking Dead, and many other games and novels.

Currently Reading
Black Widow #1, Phil Soto

Currently Playing
FFXIV: A Realm Reborn
The Sims 3

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By Process Of Elimination by hope2x reviews
Based loosely off the concept from What Happens In Vegas. Always competing, Emma and Regina find themselves getting just a bit carried away one night. In the morning both are shocked to find their situation has changed and in a town with magic, not everything is so easily fixed. The two suddenly have to find some way to get along before one does't make it out alive.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 172,465 - Reviews: 2543 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 6/26/2013 - [Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M.] - Complete
The Staircase by redcharcoal reviews
Regina could still smell her cologne and feel the cheap pleather pressing into her back. The brunette sucked in a breath. She was still lying on the floor at the staircase's base and she stared back up at it. Everything was different now. Changed. She felt broken by what had just happened, appalled and enraged, dirty. WARNING: NC17 for non-consensual sex. Dark. (But gets lighter.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 240,810 - Reviews: 2578 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
Antisocial Tendencies by Secretly Immortal reviews
There's a reason Regina is so mean all the time. And it's not because she's just naturally antisocial. Well... she is, but there's something much larger, much more distressing at play...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,842 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M.
Interface to Face by Emmalyn reviews
EDI tries to understand what it means to be in a relationship, and Joker has no idea how to answer her questions. But a dangerous side-mission...and a nosy crew...might just help them figure it out. Joker/EDI; light drama & fluff. In-progress. T for language, will change to M eventually.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,002 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Joker, EDI
IM by Egoperceptum reviews
Emma and Henry find a way to communicate around Regina using instant messager. But what happens when Regina intercepts and information about Emma's gutter-occupying mind comes to light? Will Emma find that she isn't the only one with less-than-innocent thoughts? Set before the curse is broken. Strong language/moderate violence/eventual SwanQueen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,763 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
Not a Date by SkinnyLittleLesbian reviews
In which Emma wants to spend time with Henry, but first must spend time with Regina. Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/15/2013 - [Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M.] - Complete
Tomorrow by Another Girl Grasping reviews
After the events of The Miller's Daughter, clean-up comfort duty turns into something else entirely. Rated M for sexual content. Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,961 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - The Evil Queen/Regina M., Emma S.
Curse You and Your Dinner by highheelsandchocolate reviews
Absorbing an evil curse into your bloodstream has a few side effects that no one was expecting, least of all Regina. Set immediately after episode 2X9 "Queen of Hearts". Swan-Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,940 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - [Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M.] - Complete
Liar Liar by Barbie Shoes reviews
"So, both of his mothers were liars, Henry concluded, just a bit sourly. Then, in the next second, he knew just what it was that he wanted most for his birthday. 'I wish,' he thought, and wished with all his might, 'I wish that for just one day, neither of my moms could tell a lie.' And then he blew the candle out." — Swan Queen. OneShot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,312 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 94 - Published: 3/30/2013 - [Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M.] Henry Mills - Complete
Shower The People You Love with Love by HCLQueen reviews
Joker thinks of a novel way to have some alone-time with EDI.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Joker, EDI - Complete
Of Panties and Poetry by Aerecura reviews
"I do not believe krogans are in the habit of throwing panties, Tali'Zorah." There is a moment of silence before EDI offers feebly, "That was a joke." Tali and EDI complain about their respective relationship woes. ME3, complete fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Tali'Zorah, EDI - Complete
The Garter by Pandora.Writing reviews
Sequel to Strange Bedfellows. Chell finds that getting a small town to accept her technophiliac obsession with GLaDOS is much harder than it looks when the android comes to collect an Aperture Science souvenir that has been stolen from her.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 118,650 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Free Fall by ForgedFaith reviews
GLaDOS has an experiment in mind, and it doesn't involve platforms, turrets, or...portals. Will her 'lunatic' test subject survive? One-shot. PWP
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
A Professional Relationship by FuchsiaMae reviews
Cave and Caroline spend a late night at the office. Cave/Caroline first-time fic. Rated M for adult content.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,694 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Cave Johnson, Caroline
Miss Johnson's Toys by Pandora.Writing reviews
GLaDOS decides to do the languishing human population a favor by teaching them how to make more humans. However, she gets more than she bargained for when she discovers a particular name on her client list. ChellDOS.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,678 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/8/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by Pandora.Writing reviews
When Black Mesa infiltrates Aperture and tears GLaDOS apart, Chell is forced to work and live with the volatile AI who has placed herself in an android body. They embark on a tentative relationship under the watchful eye of Doug Rattmann.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 72,489 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Gratitude by Chloe Kompton reviews
In which something's wrong with GLaDOS and Chell tries to fix it and then there is ChellDOS sortasmut. Oneshot...
Portal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Defrosting by FuchsiaMae reviews
GLaDOS finds Cave Johnson stored in the cryogenic freezing wing. She revives him, and they hit it off. Cave/GLaDOS, mention of Cave/Caroline in later chapters.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,327 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Cave Johnson, GLaDOS - Complete
The Precipice of Sound by Roxal reviews
Chell and GLaDOS go to a night club. Dirty dancing is involved. Warnings: Sexual content. Status: Complete. ChellGLaDOS
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Complete
Healing Touch by Sapphire Smoke reviews
Being helpless has never sat well with River. •Amy/River•
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,504 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Tears, Travel, and True Love's Triumph by BookLizard reviews
My first story, please be kind. It's about Amelia and Larry, post-Battle of the Smithsonian, because I think they needed to end up together. Enjoy the story, and review! I hope you like it! Now complete!
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,814 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Amelia E., Larry D. - Complete
Just Plain Torture by serenitymeimei reviews
"In the Fringe Division, there was no such thing as a coincidence." Astrid/Olivia, locked in.
Fringe - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2009 - [Astrid F., Olivia D.] - Complete
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Never Say Never reviews
Henry's kidnapping has brought his misfit family to Neverland, where Emma and Regina search for their son and find something new within each other as well. Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,109 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - The Evil Queen/Regina M., Emma S.
A Real Surprise reviews
What lurks in the unexplored shafts of old Aperture, sealed for decades? The answer tests human and android alike. ChellDOS.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,457 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS
Bless This Curse reviews
Based on a prompt for Swan Queen Week on tumblr. Emma and Regina are cursed to stick together, quite literally, until they can find it in their hearts to just get along. One-shot, complete.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/16/2013 - The Evil Queen/Regina M., Emma S. - Complete
Shipmates reviews
Aboard the Jolly Roger, Regina and Emma finally have time to consider what's transpired between them. Set after the season 2 finale. One-shot, Swan Queen fluff.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/18/2013 - The Evil Queen/Regina M., Emma S. - Complete
The Sorceress's Apprentice reviews
Emma must learn to control her new-found magic under Regina's tutelage, but can their growing relationship withstand their ulterior motives? Swan Queen, set shortly after Emma's return from FTL.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - The Evil Queen/Regina M., Emma S.
At Least the Bulkheads are Intact reviews
Jack and Tali bond over mutual Miranda-hate. Set in ME2, very short little one-shot. M for strong language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Jack, Tali'Zorah - Complete
I Have a Question reviews
Shepard is used to providing answers and stability, but when she herself is in doubt, there is only one crew member she can think to ask. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Shepard (F), EDI - Complete
Sleepless reviews
Thessia burns when Shepard closes her eyes, and synthetics are no more immune to horror than us. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Shepard (F), EDI - Complete
If Mutes Could Talk reviews
If only Chell could carry on a conversation with GLaDOS. Now she has the chance, with the power of fanfic! A collection of drabbles.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,667 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Tragic Consequences reviews
After Cave Johnson's passing, Caroline is left in charge of Aperture Laboratories, where she faces science as the test subject herself. A GLaDOS origin story. Complete!
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,188 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Caroline, GLaDOS - Complete
Another Night in the Smithsonian reviews
When the tablet is stolen, Larry must return to the Smithsonian, where he meets new enemies and reunites with a certain pilot who's determined to have another adventure. Rated T just in case.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,128 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Amelia E., Larry D. - Complete