DarkCherokeeSwordsWoman
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Joined 10-09-09, id: 2109919, Profile Updated: 08-18-11
Author has written 3 stories for Fruits Basket, and Naruto.

~About Me~

AT LEAST I DON'T MASTURBATE TO NOVA!!!!!!!!! ~Sally the ghost from Being Human

I am Cheyenne. I am Five foot Six. I am both Blackfoot and Cherokee. My favorite animal is the Wolf. I have dark brown hair and eyes. I am currently obsessed with just about any manga and anything by James Patterson Or Rick Riordan. The best Faerie Series I've ever read is the DreamDark Series. HirikXWhisper & MagpieXTalon Forever!!! Some of my other favorite couples are : Magnus and Alec, Jace and Clary, Simon And Isabel, Fang And Max, Itachi and Kisame, Jet and Zuko, Haru and Kyo, Sasori and Diedara, Pein And Konan, Ino and Shikamaru, Gaara and Naruto, Gaara and Sasuke(Though he can rot in hell for all I care), Naruto and Sasuke, Kiba and Shikamaru, Itachi And Gaara, Gaara and Kiba, Shikamaru and Gaara, HELL, Gaara And ME!! There are probably some more, but I can't think of them right now. My best friend of ten years is Rayna, who happens to be blonde, and has an IQ at least twice mine. I like to write and listen to music. You may notice that I have no stories up, but that's just because I have a horrid internet connection. Stupid Dial-Up. I would have many of mine up but the internet won't allow that. I am definately a bit anti-social, and that seems to have attracted all the wierdo's. Not that there's anything wrong with that, seeing as I am a far cry from normal. Who in the Seven Circles of Hell would want to be normal anyway?! Normal is boring!! So here's to all those like-minded weirdo's out there. I also run into walls, doors, and people. ALOT. It's not just me though, my whole family does it. I told Bailey (Moon-BlackHuntress) it was being 'Redneck Proud' as my aunt calls it, but she said it was called getting yourself killed. To each their own I suppose, Hm?

I wish to aplolgize in advance, my profile is waaaay too fucking long (And still growing). O.O Iz bez SORRRYZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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4/4/11
RAWR!!!!!!!!!!
I'm soo frustrated! Can anyone help me with finding The Faeries Of DreamDark Series??!! Or Blackbringer or Silksinger, the first two books? *Runs in circles* I would be forever in your debt!!! *Smack Head Against Wall... Repeatdly*
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MAH WEBSITE: TheDarkSideReallyDoesHaveCookies.yolasite.com
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Yesterday my friend Exxy called me a bitch. (Playfully of course or he would have lost teeth, and other... PARTS.) I simply replied "Ok. I'm not A BITCH, I'm THE BITCH, and that's QUEEN BITCH to you. lol. He almost pissed himself laughing. Thg guy next to us in line almost did too. I wonder why all the interesting things in my life happen at Walmart?
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Conversation between me and Kearn, Jon Jon's boyfriend:
Me: He really needs to stop eating Skittlez. He's gonna get cavities.
Kearn: Nah. I like it. This one prejudiced bitch laughed and told me to taste the rainbow. I said Ok!, turned around and stuck my tongue in Jon's mouth. You should have seen the look on his face! Priceless.
Me: Wow. So does his mouth really taste like Skittlez?
Kearn: That's not the only part of him that tastes like Skittlez!
Me: Wha?
Kearn: HE JIZZEZ THE FUCKING RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
Me: O.o'
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7/6/11: One of the strangest conversations I've had in a while:
Me: O.O My mom just threatened to beat me with chicken. O.o
Bailey: O.o That's weird, even for you guys. A dead chicken or a live chicken?
Me: It's a close one, we're not sure if it'll make it. It's still twitchin'
Bailey: O.O...*Ahem* o-o-okay. Well that's nice to know. *I guess*
Me: *And for that you get a hug*
Bailey: Yeeeeah. Is it still twitching?
Me: Only when you poke it with a stick. Or a tazer. O.O
Bailey: O.O uuuuuhhhhh. Do I wanna know if you guys rlly tazed a potentially dead chicken?
Me: U want pictures?
Bailey: *Disgusted face* Ru kidding me? OF COURSE I DO!
Me: O.O I think we tazed it too much. O.o
Bailey: Ummm. Just a bit. It that the bathroom sink?
Me: No! Just a bowl of chicken goo!
Bailey: Hm. By 'Goo' do you mean intestines or over-tazed-chicken-meat?
Me: Maaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybbbbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Bailey: ...why do I get the feeling that it's over-tazed-chicken-meat?
Me: O.O *looks around nervously* Nooooooo?
Bailey: *Gives you a look* Cheyenne, who tazed the chicken?
Me: O.O *Deer in te headlights look* Noooot Meeeeeee~
Bailey: Cheyenne Raven Cook did you taze the damn chicken!
Me: *Hangs head* But it looked so tastey...
Bailey: *Sigh* Who the hell let you use a tazer?
Me: *Blinks* Exxy did! It's all HIS fault!
Bailey: *Groans* Bad Exxy. Did Exxy see what you did to that poor chicken?
Me: Yup. Sended him the picture!
Exxy: WTF?! How'd you get my tazer?!
Bailey: ...I thought yu said Exxy gave you the tazer, not that you stole it.
Me: O.O He's an enabler. Why would anyone show ME a tazer?!
Bailey: Yu have a very good point. Doesn't explain why yu stole a tazer. Or how he didn't notice it gone.
Me: Cuz' it's a tazer. And he's a boy.
Bailey: ...true. True. So is the tazed chicken goo edible?
Me: I'm not goin' eat it!
Bailey: So what was the point of tazing it?
Me: O.O It was lookin at me.
Bailey: WTF?! THAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR TAZING A CHICKEN INTO GOO?!
Me: *Suddenly chibified with kitty ears* *Big eyes* O.O Yus.
Bailey: *eye twitch* Fuck woman. That IS NOT a good reason to taze things into goo. Besides the thing was dead, so it couldn't look at you!...it was dead right? Rite chy?
Me:...O.O
Bailey: SON OF A BITCH! CHEYENNE! Tell me that damn thing was dead! And dontchu lie to me!
Me: o.o
Bailey: Tell me your joking. Yu tazed a live chicken>
Me: Nooooo
Bailey: Bad Cheyenne! Bad!
Me*whimperr*
Bailey: Bad! *Evil Look* baaaaaaad. Meanie.
Me: *Whiiine* *Sniffl hiccoup* it was LOOKIN at me! *Hiccoup*
Bailey: I don't care!
Me: *hiccoup* waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (Still in chibified kitty form) *hiccoup* waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
Bailey: *Disintered look* please like that'd work? My grandma's a baby sitter and I got 5+ cousins under ten years old.
Me: *Tuggs on ur pant leg* Sniffle?
Bailey: *Mockingly pats head* Still ain't working. Ain't gonna work either.
Me: *Curles up in ur lap* Tsigh.
Bailey: Hmm. I'll forgive if you promise to never, and woman I mean NEVER, taze any live creature (Human males don't count) again. I don't care if you taze an already dead animal or human male (Dead or alive)
Me: *Sniffle Hiccoup* Onkay
Bailey: *Cuddlez chibi chy* good chychy
Ya, that was strange.
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7/27/11 Heatstroke? Ya, most likely.

Bailey: Dear God it’s so FUCKING HOT!
Me: Lol. *Sends Sasuke over toyou* Here. Hide in the gloom.
Bailey: Thanks! It helped a bunch! XD
Me: *Puts hand out to Shikamaru* See? He WAS good for something!
Shikamaru: How Troublesome *Hands Cheyenne ten dollars.
Bailey: *Crackles* Hahaha Shika you lose.
Me: lol. *Pulls out a chibi fox Naruto* Chhhhiiiiiiccccccchhhhhheeeeeennnnn Asssssssssss~~
Bailey: DDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Me: You like Sasuuuukkkeee? Do the dance and I’ll let you at him~
Bailey: What dance?
Me: O.O Caramelldansen
Bailey: O.O Ain’t no way in hell! *peers at you* is he in the Shippuden outfit?
Me: Yup *Starts to undress Naruto*
Bailey: Aw fuck. *sigh* *Reluctantly does the dance……with Itachi.* ^-^” At least someone can suffer with me!
Me: Lol. *Hands over the half naked Naruto*
Bailey: Haha yes! *looks at you* What do I have to do to get Shippuden Sasuke?
Me: O.O *Looks at Orochimaru. Looks at you. Looks back.* Lick it.
Bailey: O.o *Screams* SAY WHAT NOW?!?!?!!??!?!
Me: *Innocent look* Lick it.
Bailey: *horrified look* lick OROCHIMARU?
Me: Yus.
Bailey: *looks at Orochimaru. He waves.* *looks at Sasuke* fuuuuuuuuuuck. FINE YOU SADISTIC BITCH! *Marchesto Orochimaru. Licks his cheek* bleh! UGH! THERE! Gimme Sasuke.
Me: *10,000 Volt smile*
Bailey: *Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss* Gimme the damn chicken ass!
Me: *Hands you Sasuke*
Bailey: *snatches* THANK you. *Looks at Sasuke* Bitch you’d better be worth it.
Me: ROFLOL
Bailey: *Cuddles chibi Sasuke* Soo cute! *Poofs them to bishi style* So hott. *Looks at Sasuke* Seriously though if you’re not good I’ll either make you Naruto’s bitch,
Naruto: YES!
Bailey: Or make you Orochimaru’s sex toy!
Orochimaru: YUSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Bailey: Don’t count your chickens before they hatch Pedochimaru
Me: Well one would be fun to watch and one would scar us for life. And would make us blind, no longer allowing us to read yaoi. Or anything at all for that matter
Bailey: Good point, Fine Sasuke I won’t make you Orochimaru’s sex toy. You’ll just be Naruto’s uke for three months
Naruto: HELL YES!!!
Sasuke: *Covers Ass*
Bailey: *Evil grin* *Sing song voice* I’ll be watching you. Every step you take every breath you make I’ll be watching you.
Sasuke: O.O
Bailey: That’s right. So don’t disobey me and you’ll be seme. ^.^
Naruto: *Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
Bailey: Aww shuddup. I go on narusasu binges. You’ll get your turn…….eventually.
Naruto: *Sigh*
Bailey: *Grins* *Shoves them in a room with hidden cameras. Locks door* Sasuke you’re seme. *Turns back to you* So how are you doing?
Me: Ah. *Shakes head around* I’m doin’ fine. Watching my mom look around for her sunglasses. Guess where they are.
Bailey: Where’d you hide them?
Me: I didn’t! Scout’s honor! *Huh. I wonder if that holds the same meaning, seeing as how I’ve never been a scout of any kind*
Bailey: It doesn’t hold the same meaning at all. So where are they?
Me: On her head
Bailey: *Cracks up* Yeah, that happened to me wit me with my glasses before. Are you gonna tell her?
Me: And ruin it? She’s so cute.
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Which house are you? Percent compatability
Gryffindor (81)

Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name."

Students of Gryffindor are typically brave, daring, and chivalrous. Famous members include Harry, Ron, Hermione, Albus Dumbledore (head of Hogwarts), and Minerva McGonagall (head of Gryffindor)

Hufflepuff (78)

Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."

Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Diggory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.

Slytherin (54)

Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."

Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort.

Ravenclaw (41)

Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."

Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable. Notable residents include Cho Chang and Padma Patil (objects of Harry and Ron's affections), and Luna Lovegood (daughter of The Quibbler magazine's editor).

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Extraversion (11)
High scorers tend to be sociable and outgoing. They prefer to be around people most of the time. In children and adolescents, high Extraversion is associated with being seen as more popular and more socially competent, having more friends and dating partners, being accident-prone, taking more study breaks, and with thrill-seeking and delinquent behavior. In adults, high Extraversion is associated with better performance in sales and management jobs, higher job satisfaction, earning a higher salary, having more leadership roles, attending more parties, exercising more frequently, belonging to a fraternity, playing a sport, smoking cigarettes, consuming more alcohol, and preference for hip-hop, soul, funk, electronic, rock, and heavy metal music.

Low scorers tend to be reserved and serious. They often prefer to be alone or with a few close friends. In children, adolescents, and adults, low Extraversion is associated with engaging in fewer risky behaviors.

Agreeableness (79)
High scorers tend to be compassionate, good-natured, and eager to cooperate and avoid conflict. In children and adolescents, high Agreeableness is associated with being seen as more socially competent. In adults, high Agreeableness is associated with greater religiosity, greater willingness to help a stranger, and preference for pop, country, and religious music.

Low scorers tend to be hardheaded, skeptical, proud, and competitive. They tend to express their anger directly. In children and adolescents, low Agreeableness is associated with having more dating partners, and with delinquent behavior. In adults, low Agreeableness is associated with smoking cigarettes, driving fast, and with holding prejudicial views.

Agreeableness usually increases with age. Girls and women tend to score higher on Agreeableness than do boys and men.

Conscientiousness (50)
High scorers tend to be responsible and well-organized. They have high standards and work hard to achieve their goals. In children and adolescents, high Conscientiousness is associated with earning higher grades, scoring higher on verbal intelligence tests, better school attendance, time spent studying and completing household chores, sleeping more, and being more religious. In adults, high Conscientiousness is associated with better performance in most jobs and exercising more frequently.

Low scorers tend to act spontaneously rather than making plans. They may pay little attention to details, are not very well-organized, and can sometimes be careless. In children and adolescents, low Conscientiousness is associated with risky and delinquent behavior, disciplinary problems, and being accident-prone. In adults, low Conscientiousness is associated with more job changes, consuming more alcohol, and receiving more traffic tickets.

Conscientiousness usually increases with age

Neuroticism (50)
High scorers tend to be sensitive, emotional, and prone to experience feelings that are upsetting. In adults, high Neuroticism is associated with exercising more frequently.

Low scorers tend to be secure, generally relaxed even under stressful conditions, and worry little. In children and adolescents, low Neuroticism is associated with worse school attendance and feeling homesick easily. In children, adolescents, and adults, low Neuroticism is associated with better physical and psychological health.

Neuroticism usually decreases with age. Girls and women tend to score higher on Neuroticism than do boys and men.

Openness to Experience (77)
High scorers tend to be open to new experiences. They have broad interests and are imaginative. In children and adolescents, high Openness is associated with earning better grades and scoring higher on general intelligence tests. In adults, high Openness is associated with playing a musical instrument, holding liberal political opinions, and with preference for rock, heavy metal, classical, jazz, blues, and folk music.

Low scorers tend to be down-to-earth, practical, traditional, and pretty much set in their ways. In adults, low Openness is related to earning a higher salary, holding conservative political opinions, and having prejudicial views of minority groups.

Irritability (0)
High Scorers tend to express negative emotion through immature behaviors, such as whining, crying, and tantrums, and may be overly sensitive to teasing.

Low Scorers tend to control their immature impulses and maintain their composure even when in a bad mood

Positive Activity (30)
High Scorers tend to be energetic and active.

Low Scorers tend to be easy-going and sedate, and prefer to experience and respond to life at a more leisurely pace.

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Outgoing

You are great at singing, acting, and you love your friends. You have LOTS of confidence in yourself, and are not afraid to get mad at someone. And when you are, you don't talk to them for a long time. You make everyone laugh, and you are a great friend. Sure you have some haters like everyone else, but they are just too uptight and serious to realize that your hilarious! ] You care so much about your apearence (which isn't a bad thing) and if someone does something as little as rubbing their hand around your hair playfully, you get mad and try to fix it. you are a great person and are loved by so many, even if it doesn't feel like it sometimes. You have changed lots of peoples lives in a good way, and you are always getting a new boyfriend/girlfriend ]
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How sexually perverted are you?

Pretty Pervy

You just cant help yourself, can you? Maybe if you took your mind out of the gutter for 5 minutes you might be able to make something out of your life.
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Werewolf
You enjoy being by yourself, 1 or 2 friends are good enough for you, you're simple but you're kinda an outsider but that's what you'd prefer
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You are a Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme

Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with:Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

From semeuke.com
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YOUR GUY SIDE -

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 14

- YOUR GIRL SIDE -

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower and get dressed.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 3
(Sadly I AM a girl *Sweatdrop* )
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If yaoi were vodka
And I were a duck
I'd swim to the bottom
And drink my way up
But Yaoi ain't vodka
And I ain't a duck
So give me some yaoi
And shut the fuck up
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Okay. Between my friends there has been an ongoing battle as to whether or not Gaara is more emo that Sasuke. If you believe that Gaara, the emo god, is more emo than that chicken ass bastard over there, then copy and paste this onto your profile. Support The Emo God! Also if you copy & paste this send me a message, because I need all the help I can get against the moron Cameron. Thx!~.~

Sasuke. Noun. Pronounced Sasuugay. Definition Naruto's Bitch.

I'm Cheyenne and my friend Bailey(Moon-BlackHuntress) says "friends are like potatoes- if you eat them the will DIE!!" I know right? Hey YALL It's BAILEY!

All I have to say is THERE ARE SPANISH PEOPLE ON MY ROOF! and I AM ITACHI!!!!! AND GAARA IS MINE!!!!!! Also MY UNDERWEAR IS MADE OF CHEESE. That is all for this public service announcement.

I Am A PSYCHO! (Thank You)

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Weird ass shit that happened to me:
7/12/11: I had a very eventful shower today. The fourteen year old fire alarm went off when I was in the shower, shaving my legs. I had one and a half done. Then the fire department showed up. There was no FUCKING way I was getting out of the shower with the fire department there. They're all male. Talk about akward. By the time I got out they were all standing outside my door. I would have been less embarrassed if they had been, I don't know, UGLY. Or OLD. But NOOO. They has to be all young, and muscley and hott and sexy! *Sigh*
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (i.e. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (If this is happening, it's probably time to send your keyboard to a nice retirement home in Florida.)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
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93% of American teens would have a severe emotional break down if someone called them a freak. if you are part of the 7 that would ask the person "what was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.
92% of American teens would die if ambercrombie and Fitch/American eagle told them that it was uncool to breathe. if you are one of the 8 that would stand there laughing, copy this into your profile.
If you believe that straight, gay, bi, and lesbian people are all equal and entitled to their beliefs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Copy This Onto Your Profile If You Are 'Redneck Proud'
Put this into your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vice versa, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever run into a screen or glass door, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.
Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you noticed that the Akatsuki members usually get defeated after they rip off their cloaks, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Don't take off your cloaks you guys! O_o)

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have written a story, but never completed it, then copy and this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped someone, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have slapped someone upside the head , copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions when you probably should be doing something else, copy this onto your profile

If you have random moments where you get completely lost in your thoughts and lose track of everything you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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Or are planning to do any of these things

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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall remember


WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage


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This is for everyone who loves JASPER!!
Emmett's the Strongest,
Rosalie's the Prettiest,
Edward's the Smoothest,
Bella's the Clumsiest,
Alice's the Quirkiest,
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous.
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Okay, so i was talking to Alec yesterday, and DON'T ask how the conversation got to this but I learned something that EVERYONE of you that's read Mortal Instruments is thinking in the back of your mind. So yes Magnus DOES jizz sparkles. Your welcome, and don't even say you have never wondered, because then I'll KNOW your lying.
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Adam Lambert glamorgasm: Adamgasm; The peak of one's sexual excitation caused by anything that involves Adam Lambert and his ultra sexiness. If you have ever had an Adamgasm, copy and paste this onto your profile.

What caused my Adamgasm was Adam Lambert-Rude boy. Watch this video if you are a loyal Adam fan or yaoi fangirl. or boy. The best version is by kcinkcity.
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Meow ;3 Things I Like

My new favorite thing in spanish:
Basa me pieya esquerdo= Kiss My Left Foot!!!
Los Poillo's del fuego son estan in meh panellones= There are chickens on fire in my pants!!
El Bano porfavor, me poillo del fuego= The bathroom please, my chicken of fire
La Tooya Bruha= Up yours witch!!

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

You can't have everything...where would you put it?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.
~Lord Byron

Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
~Steven Wright

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
~Homer Simpson

If you can’t live without me, Why aren’t you dead yet?

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!
~Eddie Murphy, Shrek

Death is a once in a lifetime experience.

Man has his will, but woman has her way.

I am in my own little world but it's okay they know me here.

Confidence is the feeling you sometimes have before you fully understand the situation.

Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.- Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.-- Woody Allen

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? -- Groucho Marx

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.

He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals. ~ Benjamin Franklin

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name. --Joan Rivers

"Behind every succesful woman there is a man staring at her ass". Rory Davis

One should love animals, Tasty!

Your future depends on your dreams, so go to sleep right now.

Money is not everything, there is always master card.

Love thy neighbor, just watch out for the husband.

Children in the backseat cause accidents, Accidents in the backseat cause children.

Those who criticise our generation seem to forget who raised it!!!

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Confusious

Man on top of toilet is high on pot. Confusious

Fact of life: after Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says W T F.

A guy walks into a bar ... OUCH!

If aliens are looking for intelligent life WHY ARE YOU SCARED?!

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls.

Don't follow me! Im lost...

A Pessimist is just an Optimist with previous experience.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on

If you think no one cares if your dead or alive miss a couple of mortgage payments

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tryed slamming a revolving door.

I am a bomb technition... if you see me running, try to keep up.

Last night I layed in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself... Where the hells the roof gone?

When life gives you lemons...make grape juice!!! Then sit back and let the world wonder how...

"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack."

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ~Elayne Boosler

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. ~Colin Sautar

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the project manager, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

To an optimist, the glass is half full. To a pessimist, the glass is half empty. All I wanna know is who drank the other half, and do I have to pay full price.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

My imagenary friend thinks you have serious mental problems

There are three types of people in the world...those who can count and those who can't.

Like many woman my age, I am 28 years old.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Never take life to seriously... you're not getting out of it alive

5 facts
1. There are more boys than girls in the world
2. People will always be human... won't they?
3. It is impossible to lick your index finger while looking up
4. You just tried number 3
5. You are laughing at number 4

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. -- Fran Lebowitz

She ran off quicker than shit off a shovel.

As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.

About as useless as a jam sandwich to a drowning rabbit.

Optimists think the glass is half full. Pessimists think the glass is half empty. Realists know that someone will have to wash the glass.

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.- Kin Hubbard

Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing.

I would love to have a battle of witts with you, but it seems that you have come unarmed.

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.

Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.-- Frieda Norris

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.~Edgar Allen Poe

A glow worm is never glum… Because, how can you be grumpy when the sun shines out of your bum?

Cricket is basically baseball on valium. -- Robin Williams

My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.

Last night i played a blank tape at full blast and the mime next door went nuts!

Before going to sleep the boogie man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris

You know how kids wear superman pajamas? Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris will never die- He'll just be kicking hell's ass.

Chuck Norris decided to dig a hole. Today we call it the Grand Canyon.

If ex-lax doesn't work just ask Chuck Norris to scare the crap out of you.

In the words of Julius Caesar "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and was roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly it affects the actual world Ecomony.

Most people die from bombs. Bombs Die from Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris Jumps in a lake he doesn't get wet...the lake gets Chuck Norris!!!

Once, Chuck Norris committed suicide and lived because death was afraid of him.

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a poisonous snake. Two days later, the snake died.

"What do you do if you are riding a giraffe and getting chased by a lion?-- Get your drunk butt off the merry go round"

"I'm a paranoid apathiest. I know someones out to get me I just don't care"

If the world was a stage, I want to be the one operating the trap door

It's better to be obscene than not seen at all.

A dyslexic atheist doesnt believe in dog.

The person who said nothing is impossible, never tried seeing his/her own ears without mirror

If someone tells you that nothing is impossible, ask them to dribble a football.

If you're gonna be stupid, you gotta be tough.

Everyone is successful until they die.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried licking their elbow.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.- Adam Savage, Mythbusters

A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.

The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. ~Jack Benny

When you ASSUME you make an A-S-S out of U and ME.

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

Failure is the mother of success.

May those who love us love us,
and those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
may He turn their ankles
that we may know them by their limping.

Don't make me violate my probation.

Best friends~ People you can only be mad at for two hours because you have important things to tell them.

"If it weren't for elecrticity, we'd all be watching TV by candle light."

I'm the kinda girl to laugh at something that happened... yesterday

Uglier than a hatfull of assholes.

He's an expert on padded cells.

What an ASSHAT!!

When life gives you lemons, you’d better wait for it to give you some sugar first or else you’ll have some really nasty-tasting lemonade.

I sleep like a baby every night. I wake up every three or four hours and cry.

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. -- Henry Kissinger

"Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything." -Charles Kuralt

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.

I’m out of my mind feel free to leave a message.

I Don’t Know Karate But I Do Know Krazy And I Am Not Afraid To Use It

No Ociffer, there is no blood in my alcohol system~Staci Cook

Why are there no pancakes in my backseat?! ~Cheyenne Cook

I swear to drunk I'm not God ~Staci Cook

"Physical abilty doesn't compensate for mental incompetence."

Don't talk to strangers... yell at them, it's more fun!

I'm the kind of girl that would push kids down to get to the swing first.

I'm so afraid that I will meet God one day, and he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say!

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.

I don't care for clubs that would accept me as a member

I must confess, I was born at a very early age

WHEN I DIE I REQUESTED IN MY WILL TO BE BARRIED UPSIDE DOWN SO THE WHOLE WORLD CAN KISS MY ASS!

Don't look at me in that tone of voice. ~Staci Cook

He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants. --Chuck Tanner

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” -- Oscar Wilde

I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted - George Best

A smile starts on the lips, A grin spreads to the eyes, A chuckle comes from the belly; But a good laugh bursts forth from the soul, Overflows, and bubbles all around. --Carolyn Birmingham

Nobody ever died of laughter. -- Max Beerbohm

Laughter is a medicine with no side effects.

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.

I would rather kill myself than commit suicide.

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.

He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

Redbull and Pixie Sticks. The breakfast of champions. ~Exers Black

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter. - John Gotti

We always like those who admire us; we do not always like those whom we admire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, and one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.

The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.

I want to die like my grandfather- asleep, not like the passengers in his car, screaming!

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. --Robert Frost

Everyone gets butterflies - the trick is getting them to fly in formation.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. --Mae West

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.

I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?

Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.

When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the earth. Then, you’re pretty much dead no matter what you wish for. Unless it’s death by meteor.

One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords an shot one another. A deaf police man heard the noise and came an shot those two dead boys, and if you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man he saw it too.

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. --Burt Bacharach

I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing :
either the car is new or the wife

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

Hey, the way I figure it is this: if the kids are still alive by the time my husband comes home, I've done my job

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. --Groucho Marx

We have found that it's much easier to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is bigger than we are.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

The early bird may get the worm... but the second mouse gets the cheese.

A scientist will always look for the truth. A madman can make up his own truth.

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
~William Clayton

You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate and wine in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
~Mel Brooks

I once got sacked for laughing ... mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time.
~Bernard Manning

You are a leaf that doesn't know it is part of a tree.

If you woke up today, congratulations! You have another chance.

Excuses are like asses. Everyone’s got them and they all stink.

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
~Mahatma Gandhi

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

I Am The Cold Shiver Running Down Your Spine.

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

I've never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished the fifth grade a year before I did.
~Jeff Foxworthy

I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

If guilty pleasures are so guilty then why do they feel so darn innocent.

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
~Homer J. Simpson

I don’t want to die, but I am not keen on living either.

What do toilets and refrigerators have in common? They both know how to hold a load of crap.

Marriage is one of the leading causes of divorce.

If you’re rich, I'm single.

I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
~Calvin

Courage is being scared to death – and saddling up anyway.
~John Wayne

I know KARATE and at least two other Chinese words.

Some people are like slinkies, and not really good for anything. But they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
~Erica Jong

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
~Henry Lawson, Royal Pains

I don't know half of you as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
~JRR Tolkien

A lifelong friend is someone you haven’t borrowed money from yet.

Intolerance will not be tolerated!

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
~Mitch Hedberg

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
~Casey Stengel

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
~Emo Philips

My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.
~Joyce Brothers

Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

There are 24 hours in a day and 24 cans of beer in a case. Coincidence? I Think NOT!

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips!!

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

Rehab Is for Quitters

Do not disturb I'm disturbed enough already.

HARD WORK WILL PAY OFF LATER. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW!

I wear the brains in the family.

I Don’t Know What Makes You So Dumb, But It Really Works

I Want What I Want

I bite the hand that feeds me.

row row row your boat gently down the stream merrily merrily merrily merrily I just have to scream

Do Not Disturb Already Disturbed

He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest

He who laughs last didn't get the joke

You never see a motorcycle at a psychiatrics office.

Smile and the world smiles with you...Fart and you stand alone.

''I work for the F.B.I. (Female Body Inspectors)''

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better. --Mae West

I'm really enjoying not talking to you, so let's not talk again real soon, okay?

I'm not cynical. Just experienced.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN...Cops have nothing to go on.

Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?

"Was today really necessary?"

'I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts -- Do You Want Fries With That?"

"Too cool to comprehend"

Humpty Dumpty was pushed.

I have PMS and a gun...any more questions?

My husband and I divorced over religious differences - He thought he was God.

My friends and I will be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home!!

I am the type of girl that can watch hundreds of horror movies and never get scared, but will scream at the top of her lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster!!

My time machine broke down two weeks from tomorrow, the mechanic says it'll be fixed by last wednesday!

My Mind is like lightning, one flash and its gone.

Ride it like your ex's lawyer is coming to take it!!

4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions.

Of course I trust you! I'm blonde.

"Screw me if I am wrong, but have we met?"

Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your a weirdo.

Nobody is perfect, I am nobody therefore I am perfect.

Reasons why I don't have my english home work:
1) The dog ate it
2) I was obducted by aliens and I left it on their ship
3) I gave it to a kid who's only wish was to a good english report for school
4) I was too busy thinking up ways of how much I love my english teacher
5) I fell and got Amnesia and didnt get my memory back until it was time for class
6) I couldn't find anybody to copy off.

Never never ever play leapfrog with a unicorn.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze them into somebody's eyes and run!

Teacher: Why isn't your homework done?
Student: My sister was eaten by my dog.
Teacher: Oh my god! Why did he do that!?
Student: Because, she ate my homework.

If life gives you skittles, then throw them at the face of random people. And say taste the f*ing rainbow!

Someone threw skittles at me and said ''Taste The Rainbow!" I threw an M&M back and said "I am not afraid!" ~Morgan Nichols

I Think Therefore I Am Single

"The voices told me to do it"

OMG! Donut seeds! (Then a pic of a bowl of cheerios)

1 out of 4 people are crazy. If 3 of your friends are okay, you should be scared.

Bob is tired of being killed. Bob commited suicide. Bob came back to life. Ha ha, Bob. Ha ha.

Why did my life have to be a drama? Why not a musical?

Aren't you a little old to watch Phineas & Ferb? Why, yes. Yes I am.

How is Lady Gaga smart enough to translate French, yet she sings -- wait did you say tacos?

If live gives you skittles, eat them

If Life Gave Me Lemons And I made Grape Juice, I would Get Pissed Because I Don't Like Grape Juice.

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

A well-adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once

I need you to know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh, then I laugh. if you jump out the window I look down then…. I laugh again.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. --Jim Hayes

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. --Plutarch

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. --Bernard Meltzer

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. --George Carlin

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends-they’re the ones that keep me walking the floor at night!

Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!

A friend will lend you an umbrella... But a GREAT friend will take yours and say "RUN RETARD YOU'RE GETTING WET!!!!"

A Friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you anyway!!!

Best friends listen to what you don't.

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. --John Dryden

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. --Edgar Watson Howe

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them. I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend. --Plautus

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. ~Oprah Winfrey

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art… It has no survival value; rather is one of those things that give value to survival. -- C. S. Lewis

When you look around and your world is crumbling or when you think no one loves you, your best friend is the one to run to you.

Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone--but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

There is as much difference between the counsel that a friend giveth, and that a man giveth himself, as there is between the counsel of a friend and of a flatterer. For there is no such flatterer as is a man's self. --Francis Bacon

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. -- Anais Nin

The beginning of love is to let those we love be just themselves, and not twist them with our own image - otherwise, we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them.

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.

A friend will help you hide your affair. A true friend will slap you silly and yell, "Are you mad?!"

Teachers call it cheating. We call it TEAMWORK ~Morgan Nichols

If you love someone tell them, because hearts are often broken by words left unspoken.

Suicide is a way of telling God, You can’t fire me, I quit!!!!!

Life is tough, get a helmet

Love those who love you forget those who forget you.

We're all going to die. But it's okay, I have a HELMET!!!

Count your age with friends but not with years.

Boys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken; or handicapped.

Sometimes, a cute friend makes an acutely painful enemy.

When all you think about is your one and only, you’ve found your only one.

No matter what they take from me they cant take my dignity. It's already gone.

Love the heart that hurts you,
But never hurt the heart that loves you.

Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

It’s funny that those things your kids did that got on your nerves seem so cute when your grandchildren do them.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side. But my side is the right side, so there's really only two.

Life is like a dream and in the end, when you die, you pinch yourself and wake up and never dream again.

Half of the people in the world are below average.

I wasn’t kissing him I was whispering in his mouth.

East to the sea, West to the lands and death to the girl that touches my man.

Live like there is no tomorrow, Sing as if no one can hear, Love like you have never been hurt, Dance as if nobody is watching, Laugh like no one is listening.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Put the Mime back in the box.

Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.

Banging your head on a wall burns 150 calories per hour.

Normal people scare me!

Hi! My Name is TROUBLE.

Keep Staring. I might do a trick.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. --Fred Allen

I can resist everything except temptation.

Take a long walk off of a short pier.

When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

My body is a temple where junk food goes to worship.

The world is coming to an end. Please log off.

Weird is different. Which is unique. Therefore weird is good.

I am surrounded by Idiots.

As a matter of fact, I am a rocket scientist.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
~Larry

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
~Joe Namath

I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, "No thanks -- I'm not going that far." ~Steven Wright

Till' the age of 15 I thought my name was Jesus Christ, my brothers Damnit. I was playing in the yard one day and my father came storming out of the house and yelled 'Damnit! Get In HERE!" I said back "But Dad! I'm Jesus Christ!" ~Bill Cosby

Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge.

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
~Jim Barkus

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
~Woody Allen

“Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!

A poor surgeon hurts 1 person at a time. A poor teacher hurts 130.
~Ernest Leroy Boyer

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
~Edwin Arlington Robinson

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
~Vince Lombardi

I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.
~A.A.Attanasio

Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license.

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
~Oscar Wilde

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more daring.
~Alphonse Karr

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.
~Billy Wilder

The four most important words in any marriage…”I’ll do the dishes.”

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

If the creator had a purpose in equipping us with a neck, he surely meant us to stick it out.
~Arthur Koestler

Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Anyone who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, is aiming ten inches too high.

A woman is like a teabag; you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
~Nancy Reagan

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
~B. Johnson

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
~Henny Youngman

Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion.
~Colonel Flagg

What a dog I got, his favourite bone is in my arm.
~Rodney Dangerfield

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.
~Bo Derek

Black Holes are where God divided by zero.

The zoo, it's better than the passport office.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

I am desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
~Dave Edison

Horn If Your Honkey ~Staci Cook

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
~Mel Brooks

I have enjoyed life a lot more by saying yes than by saying no.

Early to rise, and early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
~Harry S. Truman.

Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
~Benjamin Franklin

So, when is the wizard getting back to you with the brain.

When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
~W.C. Fields

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~Sacha Guitry

Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.

I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?

Oh crap! You're going to try and cheer me up, aren't you?

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

If you think your wife's jewelery is an investment, try selling a few pieces.

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

I respect your reality and detonate my own.

Life’s a bitch and then you die.

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
~Bob Hope

I am not young enough to know everything.
~JM Barrie

Yes, As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Whole Damn Road!

By the time you read this you’ve already read it.

Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man. --William Shakespeare

No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you. --Sholom Aleichem

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. --Chris Rock

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. --Oscar Wilde

I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere. ~George Burns

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, I am with you kid Let’s go!

No one owns life, but anyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death. --William Burroughs

Life is just one damned thing after another.

Tattoo the pristine flesh
What is permanent anyway?
This ink only lasts 'til the grave,
Skin and ideas decompose
That which we did compose. --Corri Alius

Ever notice how many of women's problems can be traced back to the male gender?
MENstruation
MENopause
MENtal Breakdown
GUYnecology
HIMmorrhoids

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of Progress? Hmm, let's just think about that.

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Capture Me Forever by HappyMe-O reviews
Zoro is a bandit and Sanji is a Prince. To help his town Zoro planned to steal the king's treasure and ended up with Sanji instead. AU/ADVANTURE/Yaoi ZoroxSanji SanjixZoro (Chapters 1-4 fixed)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,102 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Zoro, Sanji
Enchanted by Darkness by FoxGirl93 reviews
Light has always been my home. But I can't help but be entranced by darkness. Another commoner has been accepted into Ouran! And she has a resemblance to Haruhi!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,644 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Haruhi F., U. Nekozawa
Taking by A Darker Heaven reviews
Lestrade and John discover the best way to get Sherlock to sleep.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3 - DI Lestrade, John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tequila and Friends by MrsNoggin reviews
Dr John H. Watson is drunk. But then, it's his birthday, so no one's going to pull him up on it. Least of all Sherlock... Johnlock fluffy smutty one-shot. Rated M for a reason, a very good one!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/2 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Pet Detective by OMhypothesis reviews
Sometimes John wishes there were a manual, something like "How To Care For Your Consulting Detective." It would certainly make a lot of things easier. One shot, JohnLock, rated for language and first-time sexual situations between two men. UPDATE: Now with ridiculous epilogue and bonus chapter.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Care To Share A Bed On A Cold Night? by freak.in.life reviews
Sherlock and John get booked in a hotel with only one bed on a chilly night. Sherlock decides to 'experiment'. Smut ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Mistletoe by Wholocked.613
John's Christmas Eve plans look bleak, until he comes home to find Sherlock waiting for him under the mistletoe... One-shot, Johnlock, graphic slash, rated M.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
St Bart's Christmas Party by johnsarmylady reviews
Sherlock isn't a party person - in fact he dislikes parties immensely. One party however conjures up fond memories. A smutty Christmas fic, rated M
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Just call next time by TGyamiBakura reviews
Cas was gone for two months and insists Dean forgive him. PWP bottom!dean
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Experimentation by Thoughts of a Fallen Angel reviews
Castiel's friends decide he needs a little schooling in the art of dirty talking. So why not learn from himself, with the help of his roommate? Dean is more than happy to participate. bottom!Cas althlete!Dean Slash. One-shot. Rated M for mature. Enjoy!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Experiment That Changed Everything by wendymarlowe reviews
John walks in after work to find Sherlock in a rather compromising position. And Sherlock needs his help - for an "experiment." Right. Luckily, John swears he's not gay . . . (M for content and language.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Bathroom Accessories by Evenlodes Friend reviews
John discovers that Sherlock has been playing with some very adult toys in the bath.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/13/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sgain Dubh by Quinn Anderson reviews
Sherlock comes home to find John stood in their sitting room, wearing a kilt. For some reason, that is inexplicably arousing. Kiltlock PWP.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
For the joints by Not The Drones reviews
Olive oil does wonders to the joints. a Dorian/John fic
Almost Human - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Dorian, John K. - Complete
A Penetrating Friendship by Sharwot reviews
A short smut story I was dared to write. It is my first published short story here, and I hope you won't judge me too harshly for it :) It is a PWP story, so keep that in mind ;)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Angel Radio by sonofabitch99 reviews
Dean Winchester isn't gay. He might find the voice over the radio extremely attractive and the voice might be the manliest thing he has ever heard. But Dean Winchester isn't gay. Established Sabriel. Destiel. AU
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,093 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
It's your turn to wash, Dean by Lahtraya Obsidian Moon reviews
The things you find in a laundromat... Dean will never again hate the words "It's your turn to wash, Dean". One shot for a prompt on Facebook. Rated M.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Light My Fire by thehunterandhisangel reviews
Dean comes home in a firefighter costume. Cas likes it. A lot.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Purgatory Prayers by thewinchesterlifestyle reviews
At day 30 in Purgatory Dean's prayers to Cas get more creative and this time the angel actually reacts. (warnings: dirty praying, smut, grace sex, wings)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
To be loved by LylyWeasley reviews
Cas wants to know what it feels like to be loved. Rated MA for graphic sexual contact
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Virgin Angel by AtLeastIWasHere reviews
[Destiel Smut] "If you want to have sex, you should just say so."
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Germs by thehunterandhisangel reviews
Dean, fed up with Castiel's newfound germaphobia, decides to teach the fallen angel a lesson. Destiel, post season 8.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Scratch by enochian-sigil reviews
A frustrated Dean accidentally summons Castiel with his thoughts...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
The Flowers by cutting love
Sherlock goes on a shady secret mission for Mycroft, and finds little ways to remind John of his absence. Chapters one and two fairly innocent, mostly fluff, chapter three... not so much. Rated M for chapter three.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,409 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
The Appropriate Time to Have Moral Objections by taylorpotato reviews
Most of the time, Professor Watson knows better than to get involved with his students. That is, until Sherlock shows up. Teenlock/Unilock. Explicit.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mutlitasking by Willie The Plaid Jacket reviews
It was too much information for John's brain to process all at once, so he decided to focus purely on one aspect, the rest be damned. [Johnlock PWP]
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Different Kind of Road Rage by Honestcannibal reviews
John sucking off Sherlock in a car, what more is there to say?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Speak to me, speak! by SoftPurple Sherlockian reviews
John & Sherlock's first time. John, who is sexually experienced with men describes in minute, precise & explicit detail to Sherlock who lacks any sexual experience at all, exactly how he needs Sherlock to fuck him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
So strong thy magic or so weak am I by girlwith1oneeye reviews
Irene meddles and Sherlock ends up tied to the bed trying to read Byron while John teases the living daylights out of him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Reassurances by DamnI'mRandom reviews
Sometimes, John wonders whether Sherlock's as invested in their relationship as he is. Sherlock wonders how John could even think that he's not as deeply involved. Established Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Leather, Lace and High Heels by JohnWatsons'sMoostache
Ficrequest from Tumblr. Sherlock agrees on John doing what he wants with Sherlock for one time. What will happen? Rated M for blowjobs and all that goodness. Dominant!John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lullaby of a Youkai by BlackRoseGirl666 reviews
Kyuubi was sick of her prison and felt sympathy for her jailer. Naruto was raised by a Fox and didn't want to disappoint, so he chose someone who wouldn't. Tsunade was under pressure, but didn't make the right choice. The 'citizens' of Oto were sick of their tormentor, but needed a leader. In this world, they received two. This is the fallout. WARNINGS: Violence, Yoai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,787 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
L's Desire by Zutara-forever17 reviews
While staring at Light, L begins to feel these strange feeling for Light. Is it love? And what happens when Light feels the same? Takes place when they're handcuffed and Light has no DN memory. Spoilers inside. You've been warned! Also, this is yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,890 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 9/26/2010 - L, Light Y.
Bernerner's Inc by Byakko Kitsunetsuki reviews
This story is everywhere! bondage and toys, hard yaoi for SasuNaru, NaruSasu, what have you. Plot for KibaKankuro which is the main side pair, light yaoi for KakashiIruka and a little Itachi, Deidara and Sasori fighting.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,855 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kiba I., Kankuro - Complete
Market Day by VanessaxAtalanta reviews
Updated! Now officially a collection of short stories, dealing with some of the vaguer details of Izark's world and the time lapses in the original story. IzarkxNoriko!Suggestions for a new title would be appreciated.
From Far Away - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,060 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 3/29/2008
Later, Later by LaughterNeverDies reviews
Arthur putting off his duties, and Merlin being frustratingly distracting.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Growth of a King by charmed-seconds reviews
As Arthur grows from a Prince into a King, he realizes that Merlin doesn't have the right title. He isn't a servant, far from it. Nor does he really think the title of Count Sorcerer and Head Adviser fit either...he needs something...More. Merthur.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
I Know What You Need, You Just Need To Say It by Simplistically Content reviews
When Arthur gets in these moods (tantrums), Merlin knows just how to handle his King. (Slash hints, nothing explicit)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Magic by chimingofthebells reviews
Arthur asks Merlin what it feels like.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Confessions by ussentercries reviews
A tired Merlin shows up for work, and cuddling ensues
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Akatsuki Childcare by Ankoku21 reviews
After Konan finds a baby out in the woods, the Akatsuki gets turned upside down trying to look after it. Very slightly implied SasoDei and KonanXPein.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Vacation by Kama Kounsolour reviews
Sasuke is dragged into going on a vacation with the teams of Konoha to a water park resort. Little does he know that a certain redhead in a swimsuit will unlock all those repressed hormones. SasuGaa. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,551 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Gaara - Complete
Dream on by chazouarmelle reviews
Castiel observes Dean sleeping when Sam enters in the room. The angel wonders about Dean's dreams and Sam has some answers for him. DESTIEL and a hint of SABRIEL
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Coffee, black by miikatani reviews
Oneshot Destiel Coffee Shop AU: A costumer that no one really notices, an employee who keeps waiting.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Huggy Bear by Potterholic78
Cute little drabble about Valentines Day.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
An Exercise in Hangovers by AhhSupernatural reviews
Castiel makes the mistake of trying to keep up with Dean while drinking. (Warning, Destiel)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
He Who Laughs by 1boo reviews
Dean's in a hotel room and he can't remember for the life of him if it's in Oklahoma or Montreal because Cas is standing in the doorway. Destiel fluff.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Silly Angel, Halloween is for Kids by obsession-rules-me reviews
Dean was looking forward to a little R&R this Halloween but it seems that certain Angels have a different idea. Established relationship Dean/Castiel PWP
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
New Neighbor by shewhowearsglasses reviews
When Dean meets the new guy across the hall, his world turns upside-down.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Heat of the Moment by Lepa93 reviews
Dean and Castiel had trashed half the motel room during their argument. As the men continue fighting, lust overcomes anger, and they end up doing more than just hair pulling. Top!Cas/Bottom!Dean
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Kissed by an Angel by scarblake95 reviews
Dean hasn't seen Cas in months, so when Cas returns, it brings unwanted feelings to the surface. Oneshot of Destiel! Warning: smut R/R please and thanks for reading :)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Icy Cold by snowin' you reviews
There are naked Dean and Castiel and icy cold beers. You do the math. One-shot PWP. Warnings inside.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2012 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Peach Fuzz by Scarlett Rogue reviews
As a general rule, Cas doesn't like his facial hair. He only keeps it because Dean loves to feel it rubbing against his inner thighs when they fool around.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Untouched by Scarlett Rogue reviews
Dean messes with the wrong witch and gets a de-aging spell cast on him. Now the size of his twenty-year-old self, both men are surprised by the reaction this younger, smaller body has for Cas. It's almost as if Dean is untouched, perfectly clean, and Cas wants nothing more than to dirty him up.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
No Regrets, Just Love by Scarlett Rogue reviews
When Dean tries to give Cas a sensual massage the boys get a bit carried away. Cas is ready to lose his virginity, and Dean just wants to make sure he'll never regret it.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Long Distance by DC Derringer reviews
Winchester Affection Verse. Dean and Sam figure out how to have a threeway with Castiel while sleeping in different towns.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Old School by Flickity Moth reviews
Dean's a very Old School guy. Always has been. Old School music, Old School car and Old School habits. Back in his teens: loosing your virginity in the back of a muscle car was as Old School as you got. One-shot. Cas/Dean. Yaoi. Dom-Cas. EXTREME caution is advised if you are a young-ling. I was bored when I wrote this, so don't expect polished work. Cheers!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The drinking game by jo-tries-to-write reviews
Dean decides that if he'll get Castiel drunk, then maybe he can confess how he feels without any consequences if Cas doesn't feel the same way. Set during late season 5. Destiel one shot.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
friend Or Foe by Forever Cullen reviews
After finding a magical creature in the forest, Arthur can't decide whether it will be a friend or foe to Camelot. With only one certain way of knowing, he takes it back with him, hoping the great dragon can help.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Smart Mouth by Fr333bird reviews
Arthur isn't fond of Merlin's neckerchiefs, and one day he finds a new use for them. Canon era, adult content.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Boss of You by Fr333bird reviews
Arthur may be Merlin's boss at work, but everything changes after office hours. Contains adult content and use of restraints.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Team Greed Made Me Do It by Alby Mangroves reviews
Entries for the 2012 Summer Pornathon. Yes, I know. I'm pushing my luck.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Bath time! by fatalfang reviews
this fic is based in the scene where Arthur is getting ready for bath and Merlin is trying to kill him with the bathwater. BUT, in this fic Merlin is normal and Gwen and Gaius never come to interrupt anything. ONE-SHOT
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2012 - [Arthur, Merlin] - Complete
Ridiculous Requests by KatiWritesStuff reviews
Arthur asks Merlin to do very strange things. Sometimes Merlin minds and sometimes he really doesn't.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Subtlety by BecsX reviews
Arthur and Merlin believe that they are being subtle about their relationship. They are not. - Merthur fluff. Rated M for one scene
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
All around the wrold by floating fog reviews
Merlin is hunting rare creatures, Arthur just tags along, crack, fun and fluff ensues.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Promise Forever? by allthingsmagical reviews
Whilst Arthur plans to make his relationship with Merlin more permanent, Merlin reads the signs wrong and begins to wonder if the promises he and Arthur made really were forever. Dedicated to Canadian-23
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
An Inability to Knock by JoshGrobanite97 reviews
With Merlin seemingly unable to knock before entering, he finds Arthur in a rather compromising position one day. Sexytimes ensue. Switching perspectives.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Saving A Life by allthingsmagical reviews
On the day they first meet Merlin saved Arthur's life. Little did they know that when they met that day, Merlin saved his life in more ways than one. AU. Birthday fic.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,615 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
F a d e d by BelleNamikaze reviews
GaaraXNaru. Usually if he was woken up this late he was a bitch to handle. Sexual content. Don't like? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Unexpected Pleasures by InfiniteGalaxies reviews
Arthur and Merlin seem to be themselves, everything seems perfectly normal - well, as normal as it gets... Until, on a journey, with the knights, they split up to find water... Which leads to more than one discovery. Read and review!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
Midnight in Pajamas by Jagger3 reviews
When the Lightwoods need downworlder assistance with the Accords, they turn to the High Warlock of Brooklyn. But when Alec ingnores this boyfriend throughout the entire meeting, Magnus decides to sneak into his room late at night and confront Alec about it.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Like A Fool by SoWrites reviews
After having his sentence lowered to just community service, Sasuke can begin his life anew in Konoha. Unfortunately for him, he lives with Naruto, who seems to find every opportunity he can to embarrass Sasuke. And Sasuke can't seem to stop having a certain reaction to Naruto. One-shot, semi-request fic, Sasuke's POV, mangaverse, set in post-manga time. Lemon, of course.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,311 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Whenever you call, I will always answer Destiel by SweetMadness.GloriousSadness reviews
Dean has been trying to call Cas for days. Cas has heard the calls but has not answered. Both ponder why they are so keen on seeing each other, ending in a powerful realization.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Connected by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
During COG. After the first wave of demon attacks, Clary stumbles upon a barely alive someone. Can she get them back to the Hall in time for them to be in any comfort? A little "what if", diff from book. Better summary/info inside. M for later ch's
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,019 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Sneaking Out by Jagger3 reviews
Alec is grounded on the night he and Magnus planned to have some alone time. The Shadowhunter decided to finally act his age and sneak out to surprise his boyfriend,however it's him who ends up getting the surprise. Rated M for lemons.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Pies Of The World by obsession-rules-me reviews
or The Moment You Know You're In Love Cas never forgot to bring Dean pie.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Character Development by anfiasco reviews
Oneshot, Merthur. Arthur is tired of Merlin ignoring him. PWP.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
For the first time by Im.losing.hope reviews
On the night of their one year anniversary, Magnus decides that he wants to take things further with Alec. It was going to be a night that neither of them would ever forget. AH AU Oneshot. Rated M R&R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Sunset by 071893 reviews
"Magnus reminisced the look on Alec's face when he had deliberately walked out of his beach house butt-naked, 'Alec, the beach is completely deserted. It's just you and me, honey.'" Please review c:
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Drunk by 071893 reviews
"...As much as he loved the feel of the boy's lips on his he didn't want to make it seem as if he'd take advantage of the poor, intoxicated boy. ...Well, Magnus thought, why waste the opportunity? He'll just have to criticize his hypocrisy later." Please review!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
It's Not Out Of Pity by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Merlin lost his mother. He seeks solace from his best friend, Arthur. But Arthur isn't quite sure what to do. .:. Merthur modern AU smut oneshot for colinandhisbowtie. Teenagers having sex, by the way.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Punishment Of the Pleasant Kind by espionage.lies reviews
Merlin fell asleep on Arthur's bed so Arthur felt the need to punish him. Too bad Merlin felt like punishing Arthur as well.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Only Yours, Only Mine by Jagger3 reviews
It's the day of Alec's and Magnus's one year anniversary and Alec has a surprise for his boyfriend, unfortunatly Magnus is in a bad mood. Hopefully their anniversary won't be spent sulking. Rated M for lemons !
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Set Fire to the Rain by ObsidianWolf97 reviews
No knight of Camelot likes to wake up to rain, even the Prince.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
I Don't Usually Do This by Jagger3 reviews
Alec is on a date with a strange man called Magnus Bane. They end up at Alec's apartment later that evening for a beer and to relax, but it ends up to be something much more. Rated M for lemons
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Tie Me by yaygayhooray reviews
So seldom do words fail me. But this moment happens to be one of them. Whether it's the look of the clothes he's wearing or the look of his wild hair, I couldn't tell you and I don't care to know. All I want to think about is what I'm going to do next.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Dean's Weakness by Nurmengardx reviews
Destiel. More fluff, some smut. Dean has a realisation.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
One of those nights by ugottobekittenme reviews
Dean lets Sam have his annual New Years Eve party, but Dean isn't much up for partying, and decides to celebrate it on his own... until a mysterious someone shows up.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Possession by allthingsmagical reviews
Arthur is possessive when it comes to Merlin. When he finds out he hurt Merlin and starts to distance himself from him, Merlin, with the help of Morgana plan to get 'his Arthur' back. Rated 'M' for saftey. AU. Please R&R
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Graceful by CircadianDance reviews
Now was not the time he was hoping God was watching over him. PWP, Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
A Little Game by Jagger3 reviews
A rather sullen group is occupying Magnus's flat for the evening, until Alec and Magnus devise a little game that might help loosen people up. Rated M for drinking, language, and Malec lemons
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Fade by manhattan-dreams reviews
Dean is just back from hell and isn't going to try to live. But as he's staring down the barrel, a mysterious man in a trenchcoat shows up and takes him in his arms. Some slight mature themes, so rated M just in case.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Mine by 0HappyEverAfter0 reviews
Arthur thinks Merlin has taken a lover and is overcome with jealousy. He follows Merlin one night, only to see him speak to Kilgharrah and his magic is revealed. Will Arthur's love allow him to see past it, or is it one betrayal too far? Slash.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Love of Arthur Pendragon by thelonelyotakugirl reviews
Wherein Merlin thinks it's quite morbid giving your heart to someone else. And Arthur decides to snog the life out of him. Warning: Anal sex between two men.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Your Love is Better Than Ice Cream by Alby Mangroves reviews
Merlin's first day working at an ice-cream stand on a private beach takes a complicated turn when he meets the owner's son. Merlin/Arthur, Slash, Romance, Ice-Cream, Food!P0rn, Modern AU, Collab written with Marguerite 26
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
My drive Thru by eastwood101 reviews
Merlin works at a drive through and Arthur is a customer. Short fic. Based on the song My Drive Thru by NERD and Santogold and Julien.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain by RbtlSR reviews
Dean uses the Lord's name in vain, and Cas decides to teach him a lesson. Smut and fluff all in one. Warning: consensual spanking of an adult. And sex, obviously.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Resolute by Circenox reviews
A bit on the graphic side and also a bit crap; Dean and Cas and a bit of pwp. Mature and all that - proceed with caution.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Whole Damn World Is Just As Obsessed by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex. Yes, this is a 'Highschool never ends' inspired AU. It's their ten year reunion, and a lot of things have changed. Dean/Cas Sam/Gabriel CRACK, PORN.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
A Week Without by Jagger3 reviews
Magnus is going away for business and leaves Alec alone. They plan to make it up to each other over the phone and when the warlock gets back. Rated M for phone sex and lemons.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
All because of Merlin by allthingsmagical reviews
After Arthur loses his job after the worst day at work he just knows 'things can only get better right' If only he knew just how right he was. Written as a request. Please R&R.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,487 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Witch Hunt by Spiro911 reviews
Dean attempts to clean a potion covered Castiel up, but he only ends up making him messier. Warning: Destiel, guy-on-guy! Don't like don't read.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Between a wall and a prince by Caytlinn reviews
When Merlin messes up Arthur gets very drunk. And it turns out he's a flirty drunk. One shot Merthur smut.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
I've Got You by deansgayangelman reviews
Destiel/ OneShot!/ Dean is haunted by his time in Hell, and Castiel comes when he's called. Even if Dean doesn't realize he's the one calling.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Detention by AliceM32 reviews
When Dean ends up in detention, the last thing he expects to find is the brother of the guy he beat up. Turns out Castiel wasn't too annoyed with him. Highschool AU. One-shot. PWP.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Caller ID by Hatteress reviews
Dean gets a really ill-timed phone call that turns out not so ill-timed after all. Dean/Cas Slash.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
You Make the Perfect Company by soyxunxperdedor reviews
High School AU. Dean and Cas are best friends, but there might be more there than either of them think. Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Rise to Grace by Larkafree reviews
Dean gets to touch Castiel's wings and it has an unexpected outcome. Gabriel makes an appearance. Wing!Kink Slash Destiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/11/2012 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Personal Space by VampirePlacebo reviews
Castiel asks Dean to take his virginity. My very first fanfic!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Lips by CasMakesKittyHappy reviews
Dean has been torturing Castiel with his lips for far too long, and the angel is determined to do something about it. Warnings: Lemon, Destiel, licking of lips, sexy angelness, and sexy Deanness! Enjoy!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by KatrinaWithAY reviews
Sam and Bobby walk in on Dean and Cas having sex. Something easily mended... except when they didn't know that they were ever a thing. Very slashy at the beginning.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Manservants These Days by blood-songs reviews
"You must be terribly bored tonight, sire. You've been looking at me all evening, haven't you?" Contains heavy slash. Fixed, this should be accessible now.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
No Words Needed by PadawanGirl reviews
Arthur has a special night planned for his boyfriend of two years, Merlin. Merlin decides to add to it. Sequel to "Speechless" Arthur/Merlin AU
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Knowing by WinterStorrm reviews
Merlin's had a funny feeling for weeks now. He's about to find out why.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Uchiha Birthday Celebration by SasuNaruXZeruto reviews
What a certain Uchiha does to celebrate his birthday One-Shot !Warning Mature Content!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Touched by an Angel by thatlanngirl reviews
Dean's wanted to ruin Castiel's sexual innocence for a long time. Now, he finally gets his chance. Destiel. M - consensual sex.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Shower Time by Cour10ayy reviews
Destiel shower smut. And now a place for one shot fics.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Counting Airplanes by soyxunxperdedor reviews
Human AU. Dean's on a flight to see Sam in California, and Cas is the flight attendant that helps him out with his fear of flying. Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Core Of My Addiction by Cuboid reviews
After accidentally discovering Castiel's hair-pulling!kink, Dean finds himself unable to resist teasing the little angel whenever occasion calls for it. It's all fun and games until Castiel takes things into his own hands...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The First To Matter by rhythm junkie reviews
Merlin is a gamer. Turns out Arthur is too. Modern AU. Highschool!Merlin and Highschool!Arthur. Warnings for slash and fluffy fluffiness.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Ridiculous Red Socks by PolkaDotMama reviews
Arthur hates Merlin's new gym routine because it means less time to spend together. Besides, Arthur loves Merlin's body just the way it is. Why mess up perfection?
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
One of a Kind by 0HappyEverAfter0 reviews
Vampire AU. Merlin is the first vampire with the ability to walk in the sun and is sent off to Camelot on a mission to kill the royal family. What he wasn't expecting was to fall in love with the human prince. Warnings inside. Slash.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Worth every minute by Caytlinn reviews
Dean gets drunk, then some distractions while driving. Destiel, not much plot, smut basically.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Merlin Loves Music by kougazgurl reviews
This is just a little thing highlighting random moments detailing Merlin's tendencies with music and the effects they have on Arthur. Contains M/M smut, so be warned! Don't like don't read, etc. etc.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
To The Lonely Sea And The Sky by rhythm junkie reviews
Merlin lives in St Ishmael's and has secret magic. Arthur lives in the sea and has not-so-secret tentacles. MordernAU Warnings for: perceived dub/con, slashy slashiness and tentacles - lots of them.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,502 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Within the Prince's Arms :Oneshot: :LEMON: by ThatOneRG reviews
LEMON! BOY X BOY! Don't like don't read! One-shot! Looks like Merlin is in for more than he bargained for...
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Sssh! by Autuus reviews
'So instead of words, Merlin, took the two steps he had kept distance, filled the space between and softly tangled the two lonely hands together, entwaining the fingers tenderly, directing his gaze away from the King's eyes. ' Merthur, NC-17
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Some Things Just Can't Wait by UchihaofthesandS reviews
It's been a week since Gaara's seen his lover, and it seems to be getting to him. Oneshot. Yaoi. Smut. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Shutting Merlin Up by Diana Prallon reviews
There were many inconveniences in a war camp.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Flawless Plan That's Maybe Not So Flawless by xtrophyeyes reviews
Arthur wants Merlin to be his, so he devises a plan with the help of Morgana, Gwaine, and Lancelot. But seeing as Arthur's Arthur, it doesn't really work out all that well.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Establishing Dominance by tinuelena reviews
Stung by Lancelot's clever triumph over him, Arthur decides to show Camelot's newest knight who really holds the power; and to do this, he uses Merlin. Arthur/Lancelot/Merlin, requested PWP
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
TamaxKyou What Mommas and Daddys do by God-Of-Fabulous reviews
One snowy day Tamaki and Kyouya decided to go for a walk. They end up Kyouya's provate hotel room and find more than a warm place to sleep. A bit Ooc Yaoi boyxboy
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Roses and Chocolate by chisora reviews
It's their first Valentine's together, and Alec decides to surprise Magnus with an unusual Valentine's gift. The Warlock repays him in the sweetest way. One-shot, lemon-lovin! Language and Sexual Content, Beware.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,849 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
NarutoGaara Oneshots by mmm.kai.mmm reviews
a series of unrelated oneshots with NaruGaara. latest chapter is a drable titled Open Relationship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,172 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The naked truth by allthingsmagical reviews
Arthur has a new neighbour. Arthur briefly meets him on his way to work but when he later goes and knocks on Merlin's door to introduce himself properly, he learns there is more to Merlin than he thought. Please R&R
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,875 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Never Be Alone Again by Laura-Hunni-12 reviews
Gaara suffers abuse at home. The only place he feels safe is at Naruto's, hence the reason why he calls round every night. What happens when Naruto's had enough of the abuse?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Scarification by Shin-Hana reviews
Naruto decides he wants a tattoo but doesn't fully comprehend the pain involved but still asks Gaara to give one to him. Little does Naruto know Gaara has other intentions for the fox boy. GaaraXNaruto, Yaoi, OOC, PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
You Drive Me Crazy by 0HappyEverAfter0 reviews
Perhaps if Arthur wasn't such a possessive jackass they would have found their happy ending a little sooner. Slash.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Shower by AkihikoXMisaki reviews
Gaara comes home tired from a long mission and finds a certain blonde taking a shower... Oneshot, GaaNaru, M rated content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Sinful One by WookieCookie reviews
A punishment should not go this far. Nonetheless, Arthur refused to let Merlin walk away from the heavy mistake he had committed to him. Unbetaed
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The First Snowfall by slantedknitting reviews
Christmas or some other winter holiday, I don't know is fast approaching Camelot. Arthur has a speech to memorize, but finds that Merlin - and Merlin's fingers - are too much of a distraction. Arthur/Merlin slash. Canon era.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
How to Please a Prince by slantedknitting reviews
Arthur just needs to go down on Merlin. Merlin's never let Arthur do this before, but Arthur isn't going to wait any longer. Arthur/Merlin slash. Canon era. Originally written for a kinkme-merlin prompt on livejournal.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Arthur's Prize by slantedknitting reviews
Merlin has to go. Arthur doesn't let him. Arthur/Merlin slash. Warnings for watersports - desperation, wetting, and pissing on someone, but no humiliation. Canon era.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Passion In My Pants by ReaperNinja01 reviews
Sasuke just got home from a long mission, can you even guess what he does to Naruto? Warning s : There is allot of smut in this story, yaoi Boy x boy , dont like dont read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
At the Principal's Office by Zammie4eva reviews
due to a prank gone wrong, Gaara and Naruto are sent to the principals' office and some...stuff...happens. oh yes...stuff...M rated yaoi full summary inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Diamond In A Rhinestone World by Dimpot reviews
Sasuke and Naruto didn't start off as best friends, but that sure as hell doesn't change how they feel for each other. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Three Candles by ConstantComment reviews
Arthur really likes when he wins the spot in the middle which is all the time . 14/25 of my 25 Days of Fanfic, 2011! Drabble features established ARTHUR/GWAINE/MERLIN polyamorous relationship, threesome, canon!au.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Feast Day by x.Mrs.ItachiUchiha.x reviews
Arthur x Merlin, LEMON! What happens when a pretty woman is after Arthur, and he is drunk, and is need of Merlin's attention?
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Take Me To Wonderland by AlphaFeels reviews
This is a Merthur one-shot inspired by the song Wonderland by Natalia Kills.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Threes a crowd by AlphaFeels reviews
Merlin learns a new spell ; basically just an excuse to write about MerlinxMerlin while Arthur watches!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
All i want for christmas is you by Horshi-Hikari reviews
ok so here's my naruto xmas yaoi 2011. come in, read and enjoy and have a merry christmas.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
School Mates by TheInvaderofDoom reviews
There are many Things in life I thought could happen. But to end up with a mate for life was not one of them… Kouga/Inuyasha! COMPLETED! :D
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,470 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Inuyasha, Kouga - Complete
Those Three Words by Lycklig reviews
What seemed like one of those everyday mornings turned into something completely different. WARNING, NARUSASU, YAOI, LEMON, It's M rated FOR A REASON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fine and Dander by Kat Nightfox reviews
Merlin thinks Arthur is avoiding him but really he's just allergic to Merlin's several shedding cats. This is just a bit of fluffy smut :D
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Obsession by LunaXCosplayer reviews
Meet Naruto Uzumaki: a clumsy, socially akward student accepted by no one except for his best friend. Now, enter Sasuke Uchiha. He's a typical badboy who every girl wants for herself. Every girl...and Naruto Uzumaki. There is some OOC for each character
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,489 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Baby It's Cold Outside Or I Am Bad With Titles by theonewhoneversleeps reviews
Merlin can't stand the winter, and Arthur can't stand to see him cold. Oneshot
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Don't Choke by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Naruto goes to greet Sasuke at the airport when the raven comes home from a long business trip. Naruto does not see it fit to wait until they get home to celebrate Sasuke's return. Title doesn't have much relevance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Owned by Byakko Kitsunetsuki reviews
Sasuke got a little violent with Naruto so Kyuubi decides to be violent right back. Afterwards, Naruto feels bad about it but Sasuke doesn't. Warnings are before the story for a reason, read them to find out why.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,477 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuki Whores by kiyumi-chan reviews
What can a dose of aphrodisiac do to our lovely artists? Story contains crossdressing, double penetration, and more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Preoccupation and Humiliation by Blindgumby reviews
Arthur has discovered something about himself. Merlin thinks he has discovered something entirely different. Merthur, Arthur/Merlin, Merlin/Arthur, MxA, Arlin, etc. M for a reason.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Sasuke Uchiha is a DuckButted Bastard! by SSSP-shhh reviews
Sequel to Sasuke Uchiha is a Piece of Sh*t! "WHAT THE EFF! SASUKE YOU FREAKING BASTARD, GET YOUR NAIL POLISHED FINGER OUT OF ME NOW!" Sasu/Naru/Sasu. Double Lemon. Lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Office Play by Evan Sabaku reviews
Sasuke's in a meeting but keeps getting distracted by someone under the desk. yaoi, NaruSasu, smut without plot, lemon, bad language, cursing, Don't like then don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Gift to Make you Happy by HatsumomoShizuo reviews
Deidara x Sasori yaoi. Deidara tried his hand at making a puppet, but thats not enough to make Sasori happy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Order by IsItDead reviews
Merlin follows orders so well when he is getting something out of it. Merthur Arthur/Merlin Slash
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Throne by IsItDead reviews
No one says anything about how the manservant wriths in the king's lap, for he is noiw their king afterall. Future!fic Merthur Arthur/Merlin Slash
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Carving Pumpkins by x.Mrs.ItachiUchiha.x reviews
A late Halloween one shot. Arthur x Merlin LEMON, mature content, YAOI.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Merlin has a pleasant surprise by ConstantComment reviews
Title says it all. Just some shameless porn written after a frustrating week! Read and leave comments if you like. Canon era, snapshot-style oneshot, NC-17.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Tomatoes and Wedding Rings by Beck-dono reviews
In which Sasuke talks to a teacup yorkie, Naruto is romantic somewhat, and a steamy apartment. A fic i wrote to unstress, NaruSasu, smut, oneshot, AU, fluff kinda, and just their gay man love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Feelings Through Body and Heart by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
"I know," he finally manages to say, and those two words speak of so much more than he means for them to. - in which Merlin gets groped by Arthur, and realizes his body isn't the only thing feeling something here awful summart. Contains slash. M/A
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
I'll Be Your Actin If You'll Be My Myosin by smartcat reviews
A lesson on muscle contraction Naruto will never forget. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Can't Wait by Uchiwa Uke reviews
Naruto couldn't take it. He wasn't going to wait anymore. Even though he expected to be refused, resisted, knowing was better than living in fear of what might not be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Key to your Heart is in My Pants by Lillythemarshmellowqueen reviews
And then Arthur's hand landed heavy on his shoulder spinning him about and Merlin did the first thing that came to his mind. He shoved the key down the front of his trousers. Set after the wrestling on the floor sans trousers scene in 404.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Everything is PumpkinFlavoured by actions-we-remember reviews
Merlin loves autumn, and Arthur loves Merlin. Fluffy Merthur smut that just wouldn't go away.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Scream by Suomalainen-Sisu reviews
There's nothing more that Naruto wants to see then Gaara, whimpering and debauched from pleasure, lying unravelled beneath him covered in sweat. But with the man's stony, quiet persona; that might be quite a hard task to accomplish. NaruGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
After School Activites by QueenRandomCandyCorn reviews
One day after school, Tamaki goes over to Kyouya's. MA
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
The door and All that happens behind it by bloodspikedpen reviews
First he was comforting the blond and next he was being ground into the door. yaoi Lemon! boyxboy good stuff narugaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
ReRewriting History by Emachinescat reviews
Merlin is saved from the Dorocha's icy touch by two men & an angel wielding salt and a flame-thrower. Sam, Dean, and Cass in a circle of salt all night with Merlin, Arthur, and knights. The Winchesters are re-rewriting history and enjoying it, too.
Crossover - Supernatural & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Complete
Heat by Albino.Narutard reviews
Naruto and Gaara are in heat. What more is there to say? Yaoi. Pwp. Don't like, don't read. FOR ADOPTION!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Last First Kiss by splica reviews
AU. Naruto wasn't sure when it started. He and Sasuke had been friends forever it seemed, but one day something just changed between them. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Heartbeat : Naruto x Sasuke : NaruSasu by Jannasaur reviews
An Oak tree, a book, and a heartbeat. Naruto is unsure of his and Sasuke's relationship, but since he can't express his feelings, he lets his heartbeat do all the talking. NaruSasu, Fluff, Yaoi and Male/Male
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Mission by Moon-Blackhuntress
Oneshot. In which Itachi kills his clan. And yes people, it's yet ANOTHER Itachi-offs-the-clan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Itachi U. - Complete
Stay Up With Me by Rubee Kay reviews
"You know what? I don't usually wear pants to bed anyway," he slurred.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Switch by K-PopMangaLover1995 reviews
What if, one day, Naruto and Sasuke woke up as each other? WARNING: Yaoi. SasuxNaru or NaruxSasu? ;
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Candyland by GiggleBouncer reviews
Annoyance can be very surprising in some cases.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Giving In by mischief-monkey reviews
Wandering fingers brushed against the blond's member, while strong hips continue their ministrations. "It's my turn to play " AU SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Are you wearing… by Silver Moon Lit Forest reviews
"Do I need to show you who is the girl in this relationship?" the blonde asked huskily, blue eyes sparkling with evil intent. Sasuke gulped, and backed a step away from the Uzumaki. PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
it's my birthday, don't punch to hard by artimismoon95 reviews
its narutos birthday, his least favorite day of the year, can sasuke make it his favorite? yaoi oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Poisoned Lullaby by Moon-Blackhuntress reviews
Azula sings her brother a lullaby that's far from soothing...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Zuko, Azula - Complete
The Prince and the Pea by Chibi Chidori reviews
Naruto plays a prank on Sasuke after reading a children's story. The outcome isn't exactly what he expected it to be. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,525 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kakashi's Advice! by Dobe-14 reviews
Sasuke is sexually frustrated about Naruto, so Kakashi gives him advice to write a sexual book! All is well until Naruto finds it...The moral of this story you ask? Well, always listen to the number one pervert, Kakashi! SasuNaru, yaoi, for Ookami.cloud!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Good Boy by ilikepie101 reviews
Well, sure Sasuke had gotton drunk yesterday, but he was sober today... right?He HAD been a good boy, so did't he deserve a treat? SasuNaru smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Birthday Ducky by Gin no raita wa bara reviews
It's Sasuke's birthday and Naruto seems to have a suprise present for him. RATED M FOR A REASON. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 40 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Told You So by inuvamp169 reviews
my first sasunaru fanfic ever! also my first fanfic ever. again i say SASUNARU. yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Shouldn't Have Asked by IzzyLawliet69 reviews
AU SasuNaru Naruto drags Sasuke to the beach. Sasuke gets upset when Iruka and Kakashi show up... But that doesn't stop him from wanting to have "fun" with his dobe. Lemon. Birthday fic for Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Perks Of The Job by ravarath reviews
KakaIru. Yaoi. PWP. A bored Rokudaime Kakashi is supposed to be working, but Iruka is more temptation than he can resist. Prompt fill for KakaIru-kink LJ community.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Lust of Cars to Love of Life by believeitgirl reviews
Oneshot of Naruto lusting over his boyfriend of one year, Sasuke's, car and all the things he wants to do in it. Story goes from wanting, to hormone driven teenage car smut, to an adorable ending. SasukeXNaruto Hope you like!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Delicious Dish by GiveUpResistance reviews
Tamaki has a surprise for Kyoya's dinner. Oneshot. YAOI LEMON : BoyxBoy, Male sex. I f you don't like this, don't read. Obviously, It's TamaKyo
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2011 - [Kyōya O., Tamaki S.] - Complete
A Hot Summer Day by YouAStupidHoe69 reviews
"uke kyoya and seme tamki maybe with some whipped cream? !" Dear requester, your wish is my command. I think all the warning you need is right there. But, this is my first time writing foodplay, so I would love tips on that! Readm, review, request stuff
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
The ABC'S Of Love by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Something is distracting the top student at The Academy, his grades are slipping. Uzumaki-sensei knows what it is, and he decides to take it away, despite the student's protests. yaoi smut etc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,534 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Summer Night by life.rhapsody reviews
KakaIru. Takes place in "Ours" universe, but can be read alone. Kakashi finds Iruka sleeping during a summer night...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Something in the Mist by x-Wabisuke-x reviews
The Straw Hats end up on a strange, mist-covered island and no one has any clue as to how they got there. Survival is first priority as always, but what happens when Zoro and Sanji go off to find food? Zoro X Sanji SLASH.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Zoro, Sanji
Ribbons by atasfan16 reviews
In which Kyouya comes home from a long day at work and wants to spend his and Tamaki's anniversary together. Little does he know that Tamaki has a surprise waiting for him. Slight PWP. Warning: YAOI Kyoutama and LEMON
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Who said littering is all bad? by Akano Akira reviews
Naruto finds himself in a position he's always wanted to be in when Sasuke came to him with the blond's bubble gum wrapper in his hair. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Morning Training by secret ritsuka reviews
NOW A TWO-SHOT! Second chapter added. Naruto and Sasuke are told to start training early as punishment for arguing and...well read and you shall know. BL. rated M for a very 18 plus reason ; please R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,592 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chuunin Do It Better by ActuallyNevis reviews
Kakashi thought he had the man all figured out …but here he was dancing around on stage, singing like a God, shirtless and sexy. Who would have guessed that the prim and proper Iruka-sensei sang in a band? CRACK Kakashi/Iruka. Smut
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Flesh by Mistress Taru reviews
ZoSan, that means Zoro's on top. Takes place sometime before Thriller Bark. Sanji is thinking about Zoro's hot bod, and somehow leads to something deeper... rated for mansex
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Purple Storm by renascence reviews
Eager to see the blonde's dark side, Kyoya, once again, winds up putting his foot in his mouth. SLASH! TamaKyo Jealous!Tamaki Review!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Blood and Scars by xox-'.'-K-A-G-O-M-E-'.'-xox reviews
In a weak moment Sasuke reveals a secret wish of his and Naruto makes an effort to make it happen.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fish Cake by Square with Glasses reviews
In the end, it was the stupid bowl of fish cakes to blame. But Sasuke certainly wasn't complaining. NaruSasu EXTENDED AND NOW WITH FULL LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Breeds Mixing, Cats and Dogs For Shame by BlackedOutLove reviews
Walking home from a visit to Naruto, Iruka gets caught by the silver haired dog he has been avoiding. It's Kakashi's turn for some control. Neko/Inu Sex Dedicated To GirlX901
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sasuke in Heat by Kyuubicat5 reviews
Title says it all. summary inside! plz review! i want to know if im doing good enough! fluffy story, very sweet and hopefully pretty funny :3 lemon! sasuke neko! :D enjoy! and i guess the link inside didnt work. well just go to youtube and look it up :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You're Mine by TayaUtada reviews
This is a SasuNaru and a vampire oneshot. So if you don't like yaoi or boyxboy please do not read this. Inside there is bad language, sex, vampires, and yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Spice of Life by pdotzombie reviews
A ZoSan yaoi. There isn't much else to be said here. Please read and review if you'd like to see more!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Zoro, Sanji
Fire by Synvamp reviews
Zoro and Sanji smoulder in the heat of a forest fire and make some flames of their own ; Prompt: heat.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
My Soulmate by Perkyhorses reviews
Naiya is your average teenage girl with ADHD and dyslexia demigod duh! her life takes a turn when she has dreams of the future. Apollo is still the annoying stuck up God. What will happen when he finds the one he is meant to be with? Soulmates?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,365 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Apollo
Classroom Shenanigans by Fred-the-Moose reviews
"Ka-kashi, stop it,' Iruka begged, his hoarse pleas falling only on the walls of the empty classroom. "But why Iru-kun? You seem to be enjoying this, and who am I to deny you such pleasures?" Smutty smut smut. KakaIru in some classroom boy love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
UNEXPECTED GIFTS by kagomesoma reviews
Sanji and Zoro have feelings for each other, but are in denial, so Nami gives them a little push. SMUT MxM Mpreg YAOI!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Apology by JlovesGaara reviews
After the battle at the Valley of the End, Sasuke and Naruto are brought back to the village by Kakashi. In the hospital, Sasuke apologizes to Naruto in a very un-Uchiha way. One-shot. First story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stars by MidnightMusic96 reviews
Both Sasuke and Naruto are having a hard time sleeping. The two soon find themselves thinking of the other as they look at the night sky and its stars. First SasuNaruSasu story I ever wrote. hintings of KakaIru in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Kidnapping Wolves by RainDrops-of-Egypt reviews
Iruka had just gone out into the forest to collect breakfast, he didn't expect to get kidnap by wolves or have the leader of the pack take an interest. But as night fell, that leader seemed to become so much more...Kakaxiru lemon rated: MA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Way It's Done! by Juura99 reviews
Complete Prompt for xxcrunchyxx! Sasuke was dragged to the club by his evil brother, but perhaps it won't be so bad now that's he's seen someone very...interesting...on the dancefloor! SasuNaru. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Makeover by sasunaru2themax reviews
Sasuke overhears Sakura and Ino talking about how fat Naruto is...and he's out to prove them wrong. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,038 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What A Situation by sasunaru-soul reviews
sasukes been caught hiding underneath narutos bed! how will naruto react? hehe sasunaru cuteness 3 lots of fluffy stuff! yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A little SasuNaru oneshot by Otaku Teme reviews
what happens when Naruto shows up for training with a hat and baggy pants? Why is he acting so strangely? Well Sasuke Uchiha is determined to figure out why. See what happens when he figures out why. I suck at summaries!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sun Shower by suchanoldnameandtime reviews
When Sakura was very little, her mother told her the story about fox people who fell in love with humans. When Sakura learns of Naruto's feelings for Sasuke, she is determined to give this fox legend a happy ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,427 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chemical Reaction by xCastielsGirlx reviews
Naruto is failing GCSE Chemistry so he has to be tutored after school. An experiment gone wrong, surprisingly caused by Naruto, is the main event. Sasuke has to patch him up. Fluff SasuNaru Dedicated to PonyboyUzumaki from Quizilla
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Appreciation by InTheClosetFangirls reviews
Alec asks a favour then shows his appreciation. I'm new to this sort of thing Enjoy xx
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The 'Which One is Hikaru' Game! by NadiaLove17 reviews
The twins are working on the Host club web page when things get a little steamy D Extreme yaoi, you have been warned. *Sigh* symmetry is beautiful.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
That Makes Me a Liar by starlesscity reviews
Sometimes the biggest mistake you can make is to think that someone you really care about is less important than they truly are. The only one worse is to not do something about it when you finally have a chance. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Irreplaceable by NightmareSpaz23 reviews
What happens when Magnus does a stupid act? How does Alec react? Does it work out in the end?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Not Perfect by Aleia15 reviews
Kakashi is not pretty. Iruka likes him just like that
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Opposites Attract by all-the-angels reviews
Sasuke and Naruto was polar opposites, everyone wonders how the two of them get along so well. SASUNARU! Shonen ai, boyxboy, fluffiness! Rated T because of boy love and because I'm paranoid!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pinky Promise by all-the-angels reviews
Sasuke knows the pain of being alone, just like Naruto. So Naruto decides to make him a promise. SASUNARU! Shonen ai, boyxboy, fluffiness. Rated T because I'm paranoid and Japanese cussing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
No Girls Allowed! by OmNomN0mnivore reviews
Sakura is an average girl with a loving heart and strong feelings, attending a beautiful wedding. Though her life was a lonely one, gaining two brothers was more than she could ever ask for. They filled the void in her life perfectly. SasuNaru Saku/?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,965 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
To Sweep You Off Your Feet by KatrinaEagle reviews
"What, the great Sasuke Uchiha doesn't know how to roller skate?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Christmas by Cozza reviews
Just what exactly does Sasuke have in store for Naruto on Christmas eve? Oneshot. Written for AF's 2010 Secret Santa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Take Me On The Floor by Gothic13Hinata13 reviews
Naruto drags Gaara to a college party. What happens when Gaa finds a boy worth checking out? M for reason. YAOI! ONESHOT OOC Take me on the floor by The Veronicas I Own Nothing! Songfic, GaaShika, Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Shikamaru N., Gaara - Complete
Byouki by ArgentumVulpes reviews
Team Kakashi is on a mission and things don't go so well for Naruto. He doesn't know that it's only about to get worse when Kyuubi starts to change his body... ready to take over. Yaoi. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,412 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I heard you right by keiLuvsme reviews
Kakashi really did hear him right...but Iruka don't want to amdmit it...my summary sucks here! :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Relief by Write.My.Dreams reviews
Sequel to Frustrated but can be read alone. Malec Lemon! Having Alec over for the night turns into being something much more than what Magnus had planned. And he's gotta admit, it's about time he's finally getting some relief. Summary's crap I know.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,138 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
It Happens All the Time by penshaki reviews
Just a regular morning in Akatsuki's life. Mentions about KisaIta, SasoDei and KakuHida and a sugarly overloaded good boy Tobi. One-shot, supposed to be a bit crack-ish. Rated T for swearing, just to be sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
I Have a Dog Staring at Me by Disgruntled Minion reviews
Ever had your boyfriends dog staring at you while you were trying to eat lunch? Itachi has and he can tell that it isn't a fun experience. Ita/Naru, for Imperial Mint
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Forgivness by Kakashilove4 reviews
What happens when Iruka is late for a date with the man he loves? Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Not his usual thing by New Neon reviews
So, he had a thing for mermaids, a fetish if you will. But that didn't mean that Sanji has a thing for Zoro at all, it's just… an unfortunately overlap of a fetish. ZoSan slash
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
When Easter comes, dogs appearWait, what? by SlashMaster987 reviews
A smutty little Easter fic for y'all! KankuKiba Yaoi MalexMale I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Icha Icha Forever by hijipine reviews
A year after Jiraiya's death, Kakashi is entranced by a slew of new Icha Icha books. Will one in particular make his heart beat faster? Kakashi/Iruka; Iruka/Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Ninja of the night by Kit Marin reviews
A private moment between lovers. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Omelets by raiTonight29 reviews
"Just… just what on God's green earth were you trying to cook? Roast beef or something?" Sasuke said as he made a face, poking the black … things with a kunai. Itachi sheepishly raised a hand to tug at his ponytail, "Omelets?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Morning After by HTi reviews
Alec wakes up in Magnus's bed after a wild night. Rated M for lemon. Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Itachi is: A shark's blog by Kit Marin reviews
My partner and me...where to start?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Onion Kiss by pbub2 reviews
Husky is cutting onions for dinner when he get's a cut. Cooro decides to make it better... Short oneshot. Shounen-ai Cooro/Husky
+Anima - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Cooro, Husky - Complete
High School Never Ends by SqueakyNinja reviews
Iruka's first day attending Konoha High turns into an eventful one, thanks to a silver haired senior. It's gonna be one hell of a school year...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 92,724 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Gaara, What Are You Doing to That Popsicle? by EqualsEquivalent reviews
Gaara, Sasuke, Popsicles, Sake, Man sex... You know your interested. XD Still don't own Naruto by the way. Took the sequel and made a second chapter
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Gaara - Complete
The Scent of You by UllaBritta reviews
Kakashi finds himself obsessed with the way Iruka smells... YAOI - FOR ADULTS ONLY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Sand by HellSandwich reviews
Gaara has a meeting, so he decides to have some fun with Naruto. Includes non-conventional use of sand. PWP, Hardcore Yaoi, Toys, Bondage, GaaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
All In Due Time by james'sluv-ShadowC reviews
Naruto's sick of all the training Kakashi's making them do lately. He decides to do something about it. NaruSasu, KakaIru. Smut. :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Interesting Ramen Challenge by Hanachan130999 reviews
Kakairu-yaoi-oneshot - lemon advised - A night of binge eating and sake turns sexy. Mature content strongly advised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Hide the Stars by Nocturnal Smile reviews
Kisame doesn't deal very well with the fact that Itachi has grown up. Well, that's what anyone with a normal set of morals would say.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,017 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Teeth by ckret2 reviews
Itachi's tongue is bleeding. Kisame's more sheepish about this than he'd like to admit. KisaIta. Fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Fun Day at the Office by GummiPolacca reviews
Naruto goes to visit the Kazekage. Saucy office sex ensues. PWP. GaaNaru. Warning: Yaoi content! UPDATE: minor edits
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Desert Storm or: Happy Birthday Gaara by Daughter.of.Despair reviews
Kazekage Gaara is angry after visiting Konoha, but surely Naruto can put everything right? A very Happy Birthday to Gaara 19/1 ! PWP, fluff, mature content, GaaNaru, and so on and so forth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Something To Hold Onto by aliwildgoose reviews
Jet and his second command, a mysterious boy named Li, have spent the summer piecing together an army, hoping for a chance to take Ba Sing Se back for good. But Li is also Zuko, and the time for that secret is quickly running out. Jet/Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 126,814 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Zuko, Jet - Complete
Drunken Kiss by bunnygirl2012 reviews
I suck at summaries, so i'm not gonna botch this. It's ItachiXkisame. It's pretty much just decent yaoi, so enjoy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
I Will Do Whatever You Say! by needlesandthread reviews
What happens when Kyo hides from Kagura in Yuki's room? Yaoi and Lemon! One Shot
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Christmas Tree by JaneDoeishere reviews
Magnus is holding his annual Christmas party while Alec fails to realize the eggnog is spiked.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
I Don't Like You by hislips reviews
She's cold and she's cruel and she had just said: "Baka Usui! I DON'T LIKE YOU!" Oh Misaki... What now? :D
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
Naruto commerical tryouts: Kisame by AuroratheFallenAngel reviews
The Naruto characters want their own tv show but first they have to audition for a commericial first. How will this turn out?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Headache by Arctic Symmetry reviews
It was amazing how Usui could even make a headache all much better.
Maid Sama! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2010 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
Maybe I'm Just Tired by darkalbino reviews
Drunk and breathy kisses and Sasuke's awkward as hell. SasuNaruSasu. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
first date by setogirl2 reviews
following the anime warning : full of fluff , rated t to be safe and happy birthday pika-chan
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Misaki A., T. Usui - Complete
Paint by Reichieru-Uchiha reviews
The Akatsuki's hideout needs a makeover after years of being worn down. Kisame and Itachi are assigned the job as painters and Kisame has trouble painting, ending up asking Itachi for help which he is amused by the fact that Itachi can do more than paint.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Love Me To The End by The PerfectAspiration reviews
Magnus & Alec one-shot. Magnus wants Alec to have his first time with him, and so it does. Rated M for sexual content. R&R people. Enjoy : Reviews are love.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Every Little Thing He Does is Magic by Chloe Winchester reviews
Magnus and Alec's relationship is threatened by a man that's everything Magnus isn't. And to make matters worse, he's a Shadowhunter, and Magnus fears he may lose the best thing that's ever happened to him. Emotionally!HurtMagnus Malec and Jary
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,447 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Sparks by Paramore7 reviews
"Hey Magnus, it's me, Alec. Listen, I'm sorry alright? Yeah, I messed up but you don't have to be such an ass about it." Now a series of Malec one-shots.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Love The Way You Lie by bloodytears87 reviews
song fic for Gaara and Sasuke. M for languge yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Working it out by Ninja-band-aid reviews
Kisame and Itachi have been at it ALL DAY. What will happen when they're locked in a room and told to "work it out"? PWP, that's what.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The things L and Light do at work by Applemonster reviews
L sat silently in front of his computer eating strawberries thickly dipped in chocolate sauce, Light would be here soon what happens when Light see's L do something he normally dosent see. YAOI & LEMON WARNING R&R ONESHOT
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
2 am by bells-mannequin reviews
"TELEPHONE SEX, MY ASS!" she blurts out. - Usui, Ayuzawa, a conversation and lots of love.
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Misaki A., T. Usui - Complete
Mixed Up Feelings by hinatahh1 reviews
What happens when both Light's and L's feelings clash? Yaoi;Language Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note or the Characters!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Teenage Dream by Patricia Sage reviews
Katy Perry's song with lovely Malec situations.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Exposed by soundofmadness223 reviews
On his arrival back from his Shadowhunter duties, Alec finds that Magnus has thrown out all his clothes. What's a Shadowhunter to do against a warlock? Rated T for references to sexual situations.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Smile, Darling by LostGetFound reviews
Malec fluff in which Magnus attempts to seduce Alec then proceeds to steal his covers and underwear, all the while claiming to be a boy scout. Yep, that's pretty much all I have to say, right?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Reunion by Bookworm24601 reviews
Alec has been away with his parents in Idris for a few weeks. What happens when he gets back? Click to find out! Sorry, I suck at summaries. Rated T for language & some implied sexual reference, but mostly just cause I'm paranoid. APOV, MPOV, & IPOV ;
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,750 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Sparkles! by Patricia Sage reviews
Isabelle and Magnus go shopping to get Alec a birthday present. First ever fanfic! :D
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,083 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
More than Glitter by Jinxed Ink reviews
Magnus' thoughts before and during the kiss scene in CoG. Malec fluff. Spolier for third book! Warning: contains boyxboy material! If you are by any means offended by homosexual contents, don't read this! Chapter 2 with Alec's pov is now up!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Strawberry's Are Too Sexual Ryuzaki by XxSoulNoteWriterxX reviews
L and Light are in the middle of a starring contest, L cheated last time, so Light gets a risky idea that would make him the winner. LxLight Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Magnitude by RiseoftheConsortium reviews
This is a poem I wrote a while ago about Alec trying to apologize to Magnus for his insecurity while debating if he's even good enough for the sparkly warlock. Malec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Death of Kira by yaoifreak122 reviews
What if the foot rub L gave Light turned into something more? What if Light liked it? How will Kira react to loving L?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Bubble Wrap by BrokenWarrior reviews
Alec learns of Magnus' love for bubble wrap. Rated for heavily implied sex, LIME and one swear word. Because we all know Magnus has a dirty mind. YAOI! Don't like then don't read. You have been warned. Reviews are love, people!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Born anew by Baku wa Kira jenai reviews
L and Light wake up to find that they have boobs! What will this shocking discovery do to our favorite serial killer and detective? They'll explore their bodies of coarse! GENDERSWITCH / GRAPHIC LEMON
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Itoshii Hito by HPJellicleCat reviews
Alec wants to know what that song meant...the one Magnus had sung as he hugged and comforted him on the anniversary of Max's death...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Strawberry Pie by DarkYaoi reviews
This takes place when L and Light are chained together. Doing the most simple tasks such as showering and sleeping become difficult. As sexual tension rises, it's simple strawberry pie that brings them together.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,006 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Big Misunderstandings by C.Queen reviews
Alec is kidnapped by a young, heartbroken warlock who decides to make Alec his own Dr. Phil instead of killing him. Meanwhile Magnus and co think Alec is in serious trouble and are out for the kidnapper's blood. Loads of misunderstandings ahead.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,810 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Colors That You've Shined by magenwashere reviews
Alec dreams the night before the battle. He thinks, he realizes, and he plans. Because he wants Magnus to know he loves him. Slash.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Naughty, naughty Light kun ! by Baku wa Kira jenai reviews
L gains dominance over Light. In the heat of the moment things get a tad violent, but the violence pays off when the sexy raven haired detective and the beautiful, charming Light Yagami have hot sexual interactions with one another! LXLIGHT HARDYAOI
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/15/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Push Pop Predicament by KamalooLlama reviews
L eats a Push Pop. Light watches. What do you think happens next? ;o
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/13/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
I Shall Now Saw This Heart in Half by Chloe Winchester reviews
We're done, Magnus" "I don't ever want to see you again, Alec " Hearts are broken, but neither one did the breaking, so who, or what, did? Malec, as usual Emotionally!HurtMagnus Emotionally!HurtAlec eventual fluff Please review!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
DARKNESS IS NOTHING WITHOUT LIGHT by LuxrayTina reviews
L finds Light unconsious in a room and realizes that he has a gash on his head. When Light awakens in the Hospital,L learns that Light now has amnesia. With all of the memories of "Kira" and DeathNote gone from him, how will things turn now?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,396 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
A Fight To Remember by TaoKaede reviews
Random One-shot PWP - L and Light have a fight with some steamy consequences! LxLight Yaoi - you have been warned XD and... Enjoy! really OOC - forgive me :P
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Give You A Fever by MissLoonyxXx reviews
Magnus is very pleasantly surprised when he gets home to find Alec in his kitchen doing...clickey to find out ;D Alec/Magnus slash.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Peaceful Sleep by Kajune reviews
After many failing attempts to put himself asleep, Gaara finds himself sharing a bed with Naruto; someone he didn't expect to be Gay. NaruGaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Feeling the Love by MIGirl6225 reviews
Alec is taking his boyfriend to meet the family, but Magnus doesn't seem himself. Alec is worried. Can he fix the problem with his sudden realization, or will their relationship fall apart? Post COG. Fluffiness! :D Part Two coming soon!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
A Mother's Love by TenshiXXX reviews
Uchiha Mikoto is a woman with a plan: get Itachi and crazy Uncle Madara's bodyguard together...at all costs. And she doesn't care how much she has to embarrass Itachi to accomplish her aim. The ends justify the means...more or less. Kinda cracky. KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Never Again by KamalooLlama reviews
Light loves his Lawli, but one night, when L gets his first taste of alcohol and overdoes it, Light can't help but take advantage of the wonderful opportunity... contains sexy usage of piercings... 3
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Case of Cabin Fever by PrettyKitty93 reviews
The Uchiha's set off to a ski-lodge in Aspen, but guess who Itachi ends up snowed-in with? Sequel to Make Em British. 2nd story in the WWN series. Yaoi, Itachi/Kisame. R&R Please. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,484 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Everything I Ever Wanted by Experience Before Wisdom reviews
A heart that loves is always young. -Greek Proverb.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Did You Just by Moldy Milk reviews
"Did you just ask me to be your valentine?" Magnus asked, a warm teasing smile on his face. Valentine fic, Malec, BL, one-shot. Enjoy !
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Good Old Fashioned Loverboy by HPJellicleCat reviews
Alec and Magnus are at a bar and one of Magnus' favourite songs comes on. Alec knew people loved his boyfriend but they didn't have to DROOL while he was singing and dancing! Only HE could do that! SLASH! Songfic to Good Old-Fashioned Loverboy by Queen.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
I Wanna Be Your Toy by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Inspired by 20th Century Boy by T-Rex. A smutty one-shot, meant as a second epilogue to my other fic, Connected. However, you don't have to read that to enjoy this.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
dear confucius by tasteslikemiso reviews
"What are you reading?" Renji looked more amused than anything, but Ishida flushed and quickly started to pick up his books from the desk. Renji/Uryuu/Ichigo. Learn by doing.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I., Renji A. - Complete
Of Leather Pants, Love and Payback by HPJellicleCat reviews
Alec wants REVENGE on his boyfriend. Wearing completely different clothes and teasing *wink wink* him all night? Sounds like a good plan. XD
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Unwanted Conversations by Shuichi Saito reviews
"You. Are. Gay" She said, purposely drawing the words out slowly, a large grin was plastered on her face "And I don't mean 'I'm so happy gay, gay' I mean 'I love snogging boys' gay" !MALEC!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Feeling Faint by Bulls in Brooklyn reviews
Magnus doesn't like Alec's sweaters. Alec likes Alec's sweaters. Magnus is taking Alec to go get new clothes or else he's snapping Alec out of his old ones. T for light suggestive tones.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
What Alec Forgot by Bulls in Brooklyn reviews
In City of Bones, Alec is healed by Magnus after being attacked by the Greater Demon. He didn't remember how he was healed, and he "didn't remember" what happened afterwards. Told from Magnus and Alec's perspectives, the story of Alec's healing & recovery
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,658 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
eat me by Rauwrtsch reviews
Haru and Yuki have a little bet: I bet you can't get Kyou to 'eat you' " Haru said. "Oh I bet I can." Yuki answeres. "I bet I can." This is a PWP I think Don't read it if you don't like it, flames will be deleted... warnings: Yaoi, meaning MxM, voyeurisme.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
The Sweetest Sand by kitty-has-claws90 reviews
Naruto and Gaara spend some quality time together. However, the whole time, Gaara is unaware of the man who lurks in the shadows waiting for his chance to join the two ninjas. New summary with warnings inside! R and R please, enjoy :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,960 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Magnusdansen by NoMoreYaoiHere reviews
Alec walks in on Magnus doing the Caramelldansen... Similar to Alec's a Gummy Bear?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Midnight Duet by MrMissMrs Random reviews
Fang hears Iggy 'preforming' during the night and decides to join him in a duet. Figgy. Could be considered a prequel to "The Whole Truth", or read by itself. Rated T for a reason.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Chasing Pavements by MorbidMandy reviews
Magnus' thoughts in City of Glass right before and during the demon attacks, and before he goes to Alicante. Songfic. Song: Chasing Pavements by Adele. Malec.Yaoi.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Don't fight it by typetwittertype reviews
Magnus and Alec's point of view, thoughts when Alec is calling Magnus but he doesn't answer, because he is trying to quit Alec cold-Turkey. Song-fic, don't fight it by the panics. T just in case, for possible epolouge.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
GaaraSasuke by XxGlambertfanxX reviews
This is basically pwp with a bit of fluff at the end. My first pwp fic. Please R&R! Yaoi, rated M for a reason, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Anniversary by Squinky Cullen reviews
Its the anniversary of our favourite jinchuuriki but Gaara is surprised with the outcome. Includes: some coarse language, blood, shonen-ai, yaoi, OOC-ness and probably really bad writing. Enjoy. I own none of the characters but the three waitresses :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,069 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Busted by Mirlin reviews
"Kaoru could feel his ears turning red. Was he jerking off? A third moan confirmed the question." Warning:: YAOI! LEMON! TWINCEST! Chapter three will be the last chapter! Dedicated to Daantjex2
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,956 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - [Hikaru H., Kaoru H.] - Complete
Mortal by Changeling Fey reviews
Valentine has been defeated and the world saved. But Magnus and Alec have their own issues to face. EDITEDIT: HAHAHA I FINISHED IT. HAHA. YUSH. 8DD -cackles madly-
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,755 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Itsumademo by Vrele reviews
Title has nothing to do with anything. This is what a 6 hour bus trip does to me. Rated M for first ever real smut scene, YAOI, swearing and OOC. Do review! Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Under the Star Lit Sky by Fly Away Dreams reviews
The 4th of July is coming up and, as usual, Magnus is having a party. He invites Alec and all of his family. So why is he so nervous about it. It's just a party, right? Malec! Co-written with MaybeThere'sHope. Yes, I know its late. Better late than never.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,622 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Window Dressing by uous reviews
Naruto undresses, not knowing he has an audience. YAOI-don't like, don't read. Long one-shot cuz I don't know how to seperate my chapters! Un-beta'd, so please excuse my poor writing style.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Itachi and Kisame Get High by Xorncon - Number 0 reviews
While passing through a small village, a merchant tells Kisame about a special herb that supposedly makes people 'see things.' Kisame buys it to try and help Itachi's deteriorating eyesight, and the two soon discover it's good stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Stele by MauMaster reviews
Alec and Magnus have a few interesting conversations on their one year anniversary. Alec just can't figure out why Magnus is so curious about his stele! Malec fluff
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Of Mice and Men by TenshiXXX reviews
"The best laid plans of mice and man/ Go often askew"- Robert Burns, To a Mouse 1795 . Often, but not always. Itachi wants his teacher. That teacher claims a relationship between them could never work. Itachi begs to differ. KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Shameless by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Just what the name implies. Shameless Malec smut. Alec may be OOC, but don't say you don't wish it once in a while. Magnus enjoys it. So will you. Just couldn't help myself, and this was a temp cure for my writer's block. M for a REASON. very naughty.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Way I Am by MorbidMandy reviews
Super-fluff. Magnus and Alec celebrate their six-month anniversary. Songfic. Song: The Way I Am by Ingrid Michaelson. Yaoi.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Forever & Always by MorbidMandy reviews
Songfic. Based on the song Forever & Always by Taylor Swift. Please read and review. Malec. Yaoi.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
A Lesson In Curiosity by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Clary and Izzy are in need of assistance from their local High Warlock. They take it upon themselves to pay him an unexpected visit when their go-between, Alec, is nowhere to be found. They stumble upon a lesson in lemony goodness...MPOV in Ch 2!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Kisame's Sexy Surprise by elric0sis reviews
When Itachi leaves on a solo mission for two weeks, what is his horny boyfriend suppose to do? And what's this mysterious DVD? RATED FOR SEXUAL CONTENT YAOI! KISAITA!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Finish Line by abstergos reviews
This is my take on the scene in the Accords Hall. Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Magnus! by DiaryofSomeone reviews
What happens when a warlock and shadowhunter celebrate a birthday? Slash, Lemons, yaoi, m/m Edited.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Good Dog by Alt3etf reviews
It was always like this, rough. Battling for dominance. Seeing who would cave first. Yaoi, Gaara/Kiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Gaara, Kiba I. - Complete
Morning Desire - KisaIta by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Kisame wakes up every morning and watches Itachi sleep. It always turns him on and so he has to retreat to the bathroom to take care of his issue. Only Itachi will turn things around and make it much more enjoyable. One Shot Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Swimming with Sharks by snitcheyes411 reviews
Itachi is an outcast living on the beach. Kisame is the shark version of a merman. Kisame/Itachi yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Don't own, don't sue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Stay by BlackCatHikari reviews
Short oneshot. Prompt: Ritsuka/Soubi, bound. Fluff, with a touch of hurt and comfort. Ritsuka finally realises what he wants and needs.
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Ritsuka A., Soubi A. - Complete
gaara u r mines by sakuraandhinatasistasforeva reviews
shikagaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Shikamaru N., Gaara - Complete
curious by bloodluva666 reviews
Kyo gets curious and Yuki gets confused. Just so you know, its poorly written but the story is still alright. I wrote it at two o'clock in the morning. Lemon!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
A Visitor by Silvandar reviews
Gaara is looking forward to the visitors from Konoha, but why...? YAOI LIGHT BDSM
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Gaara, Kiba I. - Complete
Glass by xxxdeitobilovexxx reviews
sorry that I had to delete this for a few minutes guys. It had an error on the website, but here it is again! What are Kisame's first thoughts of Itachi? Find out now! WARNING! BoyXBoy! Smut Warning! this story is for 18 due to adult content!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
IDK! by kyokrazyotaku reviews
Tohru is kidnapped by Gaara and the furuba gang and naruto gang team up to save her.
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Tohru H., Naruto U. - Complete
Revenge Backfired by Dajypop reviews
Deidara is sick of hearing Itachi and Kisame go at it, so he decides to get some enjoyment out of it for once, with Tobi by his side. KisaIta, TobiDei, Yaoi, Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Brooding and Sneezing by MangaMistress reviews
Uchiha's are bad enough to deal with at the best of times but feel worse for the guy who has to take of one in particular that lets himself get sick. A/N- a very cheesy fic about the realtionship between Kisame and Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,471 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Shark Attack! by Ashkaa13 reviews
Kisame has a new partner, Itachi. They must learn to get along. This is yaoi, a lemon only at the end.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Key by jellyman09 reviews
How Alec Lightwood ended up with the key to the apartment of Magnus Bane. Alec/Magnus
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Bad Day by WillowSioui reviews
Malec. Lots of fluff! Alec is having a bad day, so Magnus decides to show up and make it better.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Christmas In Suna by SasunaruTLA reviews
Gaara gets Kankuro the thing he wants most for Christmas... But does his present want him back? Kankuro/Kiba. Slash. Lemon. Belated Christmas gift for Meghan! My buddy! HUG! REVIEW! I'm sorry it's so late Meghan! Forgive me!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Undeniable Mysteries by Justice Reaps reviews
What happens when three Naruto fangirls enter the Naruverse? Why, Chaos, meyhem, and random relationships of course! Random pairings!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,077 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Chocolate and Cinnamon by MunchieManda reviews
Kyou works at a tattoo and piercing parlor. Haru wants a piercing. Rated M to be safe! X3
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Sink in by PastTime reviews
As Shadowhunters mingle with Underworlders, a warlock and a boy with angel blood in his veins discuss a previous arrangement- the kiss scene as experienced by the characters we love best.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Afternoon Visit by DevilAmongAngels reviews
Alec visits Magnus at his apartment and spends some "quality" time with him. Rated M for lemons and maybe language
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
KisaIta Drabbles by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sequel Drabbles to Favourite Colour
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Favourite Colour by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Itachi hates his therapist. However, attending appointments just got a lot more interesting. KisaIta, yaoi, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Little Things Give You Away by Kakashilover890 reviews
After a fight, it leaves Yuki and Kyo wondering about themselves and what it really means to be rivals. YUKIxKYO YAOI! ONESHOT AS IT WAS INTENDED TO BE!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Stop and Lock by OnexLostxSoul reviews
Zuko is introduced to an Earth Kingdom method of debt reconciliation. Surprisingly, this method produces some very satisfying results. Jetko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,891 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Jet, Zuko - Complete
Do you really, Kisame? by Uchiha-Princess-16 reviews
How will Kisame get Itachi to fall into his trap...? He wants this badly, but do they both understand that they share something in common? How will Itachi take the truth?...I guess finding out isn't always easy....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Seme Pets by YaoiPhox reviews
Phox is at it again! On my say, she has changed all the Akatsuki semes into animals ! All the Uke's get a shot at being master; Mature for reason! Yaoi! A break from Lasting Partners.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,090 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Really Simple Game by sillysac reviews
Magnus and Alec play a questions game. Clothing is the casualty.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,936 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Studying by TayaCurragh reviews
This is what happen when i try to study...A random peice of fluff, Alec tries to make magnus study.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Protector of a Princess by Pirates VS Ninjas reviews
A FemNaruto has to leave Konoha for a while, so with no other place to go, she goes to the only family she has left, her cousin Tohru Honda, will she find the secret of the Sohma family? And if so will she protect her cousin and try not to fall in love? On Hold
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,524 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Hatsuharu S., Naruto U.
The Fox in the Basket by Life.Liberty.Pursuit.of.Sense reviews
Fnding himself in a quiet suburban town with no recolition of who he is, Naruto calls himself "Sun", and wanders about until he finds himself attached to a strange, older boy by the name of Hatsuharu Sohma. Slash/Yaoi, crossover, temperary hiatus for now
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Hatsuharu S., Naruto U.
Do It Again by Iridian of the Shadows reviews
Kisame, on a mission, aids Itachi with a little problem... and it leads to a lot of fun for us! . Lemon, beware! Made forever ago.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Dirty Clean by keir reviews
HaruxKyou / Hatsuharu had something important to say to Kyou, but hormones get in the way. kccreation's b'day gift! Rated R for PWP hot man lovins!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Love at last by Ellinaux reviews
- “You talk too much.” Yuki couldn’t do anything except smile. Kyo kissed him softly at first but then things started to heat up, and a little more than they both expected. - KyoxYuki Yaoi. M for obviouse reasons :3
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Timeless by Incomparable-Insanity reviews
- Alec closed his eyes and whispered, with an exhale of breath, the last words he could before submitting to darkness. "I'm yours, Magnus." MagnusAlec. Oneshot. Drabble-ish.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
A Door to His Own by Incomparable-Insanity reviews
- It was really only Alec Lightwood that held the key to his heart; And it was only because he had refused to give up, refused to leave Alec's side on that dreadful night that he'd surrendered that key. Magnus/Alec. Oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
No Need by Incomparable-Insanity reviews
- There was never really any need for thank yous, and so Alec Lightwood learns. AlecMagnus. Oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Nightmare Angel by lenkagamine133 reviews
Magnus has a nightmare about his past
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Punishment by Black Clouds of Thought reviews
I suck at summmaries so its just Gaara and Sasuke and lots of yaoi "fun". So yah don't like don't read. Wait why ARE you still reading?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Abrupt Romance? by Ellinaux reviews
If it weren't for that, "Oh so erotic" dream, life would have gone on normally. Yaoi Lemon. KyoxYuki. Rated M for Obvious Yaoi Goodness in later chapters.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
The Cherry Popping Love Love Special by Tyranno's girl reviews
Random yaoi fic by Tyranno's girl! Smut time! Why are some school clubs more fun than others? Because of their crazy, sexy presidents, that's why! KisaIta, KakuHida, SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
My First Shark Love by elric0sis reviews
Kisame and Itachi have been going out for years, what makes this night so special? KisaIta Hard Yaoi, my first Mature story!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
What Happens in the Boys Locker Room Stays There by xxResultsxMayxVaryxx reviews
So Gaara is tired of these damn rich snobs at school. While leaving someone interupts his calming session. When he finds who it is he gets pulled into this mess. M for the obvious you'll find out the pairings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Darkling Winter by YumeMori reviews
Kagome/Talon. Four years after her adventure ended and still filled with a deep longing for adventure, Kagome moved to New Orleans. Only to find that she was way in over her head when she couldn't stay away from trouble.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Dark-Hunter series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,080 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Kagome H. - Complete
Prisoner by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Gaara Sabaku does not love. Nor does he touch or feel. But Gaara's changing. And it's all thanks to one boy. One boy he would do anything for. Christmas present for LostProcess. KibaXGaara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,108 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Kiba I., Gaara - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Cat by Piano Arrange reviews
Rated T just to be safe - for very mild sexual themes. Noriko isn't her normal self, and Izark want to find out why. No spoilers. Mild Izark/Noriko. Kink Challenge - B for BLOOD
From Far Away - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Complete
Blind Faith - FangIggy by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Max takes Nudge, Gazzy, And Angel to search for their parents. Fang and Iggy are left home together to keep things running smoothly and discover passion like never before. Smut One shot. Yaoi
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
When Itachi got a clue by TenshiXXX reviews
...Or when Kisame and Itachi realised that sex would be better together, and that Kisame was packin'. Birthday fic for ICHIGO-ANDO-HIME! KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
I do by blackbloodyrose368 reviews
Short Fluff M/A
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
A Face in the Clouds by Roving Otter reviews
Shikamaru has always avoided getting involved in other people’s problems. Then he meets an abused runaway named Gaara, and an unlikely friendship is born. AU, shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,326 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Shikamaru N., Gaara - Complete
Let's Make Up For the Silence by kittyzero reviews
Gaara gets a call from his lawyer. He can't help but to think, "What kind of a name is Sasuke? And how can his lawyer really believe he can take in a kid?" Gaara's barely 18! Potential YAOI GaaraxSasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,893 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Heart Beat by sakura ten'nyo reviews
D-dump. D-dump. D-dump. D-dump. This is the heartbeat of your beloved. N/I post Volume 7
From Far Away - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Complete
Let's Make Love - KisaIta by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Itachi wonders about the words let's make love and what they are really about. Kisame will be his teacher and future love. Smut one shot! Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Islander by EmarosaKnox reviews
When Itachi goes on a vacation. KisamexItachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Guilty Pleasure by Kyatto no Edo reviews
AU. Jet and Zuko are dating in high school, and Jet tries to encourage Zuko to take a walk on the wild side. Warnings for Drug Use and MxM Intimacy
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Jet, Zuko - Complete
Forgiving by bertiebert reviews
Magnus is always forgiving when it comes to Alec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Rules of Foreplay by ariviand reviews
When a fist-fight gives way to lip-locking, are the rules still in effect? Inspired by the One-Shot, "Playing By the Rules".
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Hot Mess by Kyatto no Edo reviews
AU: Zuko is the son of a wealthy family who attends the local private academy. Jet's the stoner thug who got accepted because no other school would take him. Neither of them have anything to do with each other. But one fateful meet changed everything...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Jet, Zuko - Complete
Fortune Cookie by cultural infidel reviews
This was for some contest, I guess...Anyway, Magnus Bane and Alec go out to a Chinese restaurant and...yeah. Oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Never by bertiebert reviews
Magnus and Alec never want to let go.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Fallin' For You by bertiebert reviews
Magnus has fallen hard for Alec, and enjoys every minute of it. Song-fic
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Payback by bertiebert reviews
Alec gets payback after one of Magnus's parties.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Baby Blue by bertiebert reviews
Magnus wants only one thing from Alec. Will he get it? Maybe spoilers, but I don't think so.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
House Call by CassandraChristine
Sequel to The Doctors. Can be read alone. No plot, Just a good ol' lemon. I hope you enjoy. Yaoi, KankuroXKiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
The Doctors by CassandraChristine reviews
Kiba hates going to the doctors. Luckily, Kankuro knows just how to help. Yaoi, Lemon. For Ta-chan's b-day.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Decision by Isclanel reviews
Re-published as a oneshot drabble. As he lay in bed dreaming, he decided upon something that he should have decided upon before.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Blind pleasure by Yaoifan101 reviews
yuki decides to play a game with kyo that involves a rainy day and a blindfold yuki/kyo okay first attempt at a yuki/kyo fic PLEASE REVIEW
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Hidden Desire's Revealed - Kisaita by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Itachi and Kisame discover feelings they didn't know existed. Smut one shot! Hard Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
No More Max by Lily-on-the-water reviews
FIGGY! This is anti-Max! NO FAXNESS! Max is killed by the flock and a romance begins to brew between Fng and Iggy. LEMON ONESHOT. If you don't like it then don't read it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
The Previous Night's story by Solphwen reviews
Yuki writes a story about his night with Kyo... KyoXYuki warning: rated M for sex and this is indeed a yaoi if u didn't get that..
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Rice Balls by Solphwen reviews
Since Shigure and Tohru were both gone for the weekend, Kyo and Yuki had to spend the two whole days together. Alone. With each other. Which of course, always leads to trouble.. Yaoi KyoXYuki
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Frame by Iridian of the Shadows reviews
Itachi is a picture. Warning! Implied sex!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Look at me Now by kyosohma23 reviews
I suck at summarys just read it please!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
A Kinky Night by MelissaRM19 reviews
Magnus has Alec right where he wants him...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
No Answer Needed by Iridian of the Shadows reviews
After raping Itachi brutally, Kisame runs. He's going to do something rash. But why does Itachi show up just when he needed him? Perhaps he could try again? Perhaps he was forgiven? No sex in this. KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Magnus & Alec iPod Challenge by NerdyBookLover reviews
MagnusXAlec iPod Challenge. I put my iPod on shuffle and wrote little snippets of stories about Magnus and Alec that related to each song. Hope you like it.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
KibaGaa Last night of peace by Waterfish5678901 reviews
Kiba and Gaara wish for a night of peace and love before they go public with their choice, what happens? KibaGaa Bondage oneshot request for Mika94
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Gaara, Kiba I. - Complete
Camera Shy by keir reviews
HaruxKyou / Haru gets a new toy from a certain pervert dog and wastes no time trying to get Kyou to enjoy it. R for swearing and sexual situations, PWP!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Hurt and Heal by Iridian of the Shadows reviews
Itachi has been forced to go through the worst of tortures known to protect his partner. When Kisame gets there, he will fight a battle and win. But will he be able to pick up all of the broken pieces?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Per Omnia Saecula Saeculorum by NerdyBookLover reviews
This is the scene from COG in Accords Hall that everyone seems to love. AlecXMagnus. COG spoilers. Beware!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by drakie cakie reviews
After a clumsy first kiss, Jet decides Zuko needs a little practice. Jetko. Jet/Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Zuko, Jet - Complete
A Drunken Alec by NerdyBookLover reviews
The title pretty much explains itself, don't you think? Alec gets drunk and Magnus is there for the hangover.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
First by Writing On The Walls reviews
Sometimes, love takes more than a first impression. Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Untouched by drakie cakie reviews
Jet wants Zuko, but can't get the boy to notice him. So what does he do? Why, he hires a wandering minstrel, of course.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Jet, Zuko - Complete
Nightmares of Regret - KisaIta by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Itachi has nightmares of regret for killing his clan and hurting Sasuke and only Kisame can comfort him. Smut One shot! Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Space Cadet by Yoruyonaka Sakusha reviews
When it rains, Kyo tends to be a bit spacey. Add a run in with a crazed fan girl with Haru as a witness, and we've got a KyoxHaru story, courtesy of a rainy day and a hyperactive imagination. Yaoi!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Ocean eyes by missmissyeyes reviews
Magnus reflects and ponders over Alec. "He knew the way he felt, the way he thought, just by looking through those two oceanic blue eyes." Magnus/Alec. Oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Alec Please by DarkInuangel reviews
Alec has to go home but Magnus wants him to stay. What will happen when Alec agrees to let Magnus try to convince him not to go. AlecxMagnus Chapter 2 is here!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Life Lesson, Or Something by nopenopnope reviews
There are some things they just don't teach at the academy. yaoi, shouta. KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
These Eyes by Libido reviews
Who knew that the part of himself that had brought him the most pain would get blamed for something so nice? Alec/Magnus ONESHOT.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Circle by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, MagnusAlec/ 'He was at the front of his mind, because he was always at the front of his mind, the back of his mind, to the left and right of his mind.'
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Haywire by Notebookinherlap reviews
Whenever a certain someone is around his mouth just goes haywire
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
I Told You So by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, MagnusAlec/ “Alec Lightwood, you big idiot, get off your ass and go tell Magnus you love him or, by the Angel, I... I don’t know what I’ll do, but it’ll be very painful!”
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Watch My Back by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
When you truly love someone, you'll do anything to protect them. Magnus knows this better than most.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
In Comic Fashion by kc creation reviews
After losing a bet to Ayame, Kyo comes to realize just how depraved his boyfriend really is. kxh. A collaboration with the fabulous Keir!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
When I dream of you - KisaIta by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Itachi gets angry when Deidara asks Kisame if he is gay, but unbeknownst to Itachi, Kisame only has eyes for him. Smut one shot! Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Warming a Kitten's Heart by keir reviews
HaruxKyou / Haru and Kyou are caught in a blizzard together, and Haru can think of more than one way to warm up... R for swearing and sexual situations PWP!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Rule of Thumb by kc creation reviews
Haru asks Kyo for a favor, but his imagination inevitably gets the best of him. hxk
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Unseemly by aliwildgoose reviews
The Fire Lord always has an audience; his consort remains unconcerned - Jet/Zuko, post-series
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Zuko, Jet - Complete
While Magnus is Away by LikeNoOneElse reviews
Drabble of a Malec story. Never enuff. Love runs deep.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Facts and Figures by nikkiRA reviews
Drabble, MagnusAlec/ 'With that thought in mind, Alec wonders why it is he still finds himself outside Magnus’s front door so often.'
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Tabula Rasa by Shanne reviews
It’s time for Alec to start anew. He knew it. It’s just… well, he didn’t think a clean slate would be taken so literally. And figuratively as well. Alec/Magnus
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
With Good There Must be Balance by obsessive821 reviews
Back where it first began, Izark and Noriko find themselves facing one of their greatest foes yet... themselves.
From Far Away - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007
Chance by Lycan.Kallias reviews
How can Haru tell Kyo how he feels with his fears in the way? Will he take a chance? A HaruXKyo Yaoi. Finally complete.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Miscalculated by Lycan.Kallias reviews
KyoXHaru Oneshot. "I broke the unspoken rule... I fell in love with him." A random piece of fluff.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Boredom by Itachi's little Weaselette reviews
Itachi for once got bored so what does he decide to do? torture his partner of course! sexual torture, OOCness to a slight degree, yaoi, MxM, KisaIta note: if you're not looking for yaoi just don't read this.... -.-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Lovely Night by MistakenForSomeoneWhoCares reviews
Omg! ItaGaa! Who woulda thought! Major crack fic, so live with it:P :::ONESHOT:::
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Gaara, Itachi U. - Complete
Trick or Treat by keir reviews
HaruxYukixKyou / Threesome PWP. :3 Yuki finds out something interesting about Kyou... Written for Halloween.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Let Down Your Hair by year of the snake reviews
Rapunzel a fairytale that takes new life in a dream. Come see how the From Far Away cast works in this fairytale. Call to the sky, Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair!
From Far Away - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Stolen Milk by keir reviews
HaruxKyou / Written for Xorlaithx! Haru steals his kitty's milk, and it comes with a price...R for swearing a sexual situations PWP!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
One Night in Ba Sing Se by ShadowLev reviews
Jet springs Zuko from work during a festival. They forget their inhibitions, dance, and more. Slash Jetko Yaoi
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Zuko, Jet - Complete
Rough Love by Kohana Uchiha reviews
read now! there will be a lot more when Im done but for now.....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Gaara, Kiba I. - Complete
Don't forget by Abandonedsrry reviews
Zuko's in the temple brooding but he's not alone. Jet x Zuko. Smut.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Zuko, Jet - Complete
High School Love by keir reviews
HaruxKyou / Written for flyingdaggers! Haru and Kyou. With handcuffs. And smut. X3 R for swearing a sexual situations PWP!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Al Dente by SasuNaruJunkie reviews
It seems Naruto needs to learn what 'firm to the bite' means... sensei!Sasuke. SasuNaru PWP,One-shot,NC-17, Mature
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Obsidian and Gold by Oriel Kurosaki reviews
Nekozawa's feelings for Tamaki become evident throught the help of a spider... Yaoi Tama/Neko pairing. M for the...well, you know. An Oran one-shot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - U. Nekozawa, Tamaki S. - Complete
Shadow Underneath the Trees by dragonwire reviews
Jet wakes up, and everything's different. Somewhat AU; the only real change is that Jet didn't, um. You know. Jet/Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Jet, Zuko - Complete
Assert Yourself by UncensoredHaruLover reviews
Haru is tired of Kyo being the dominant one and decides to do something about it. HaruxXxKyo
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
An Odd Glitch by mamma DX reviews
Gaku comes to warn Riiko that Night has a glitch. She asks what kind but he just blushes. What does the glitch do? Knowing Night, It could be sexual. Perhaps Soshi will find out? An Absolute Boyfriend yaoi fanfic! Rated M for sexual content.
Absolute Boyfriend - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Night T., Soshi A. - Complete
The Proper Teachings by SasuNaruJunkie reviews
Naruto finds himself stuck in a sex-ed class with Sasuke. Together, they learn some hands on training. SasuNaru, Lemon, One-shot, PWP, NC-17
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
When It Rains by UncensoredHaruLover reviews
Kyo is alone and vulnerable on a rainy day, when a very black Haru pays a visit. HaruXxXKyo.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Through Your Eyes by Thera90 reviews
KyoHaru Kyo and Haru never seem to get along, all they do is argue or fight. But how will their relationship change when a strange occurrence causes them to switch bodies? Will they grow to understand each other or will it only make things worse?
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,703 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Dirty Dishes by Kyatto no Edo reviews
[Jet x Zuko] For misbehaving at the tea shop, Zuko's banished to do dish washing for the rest of the night. Jet uses this time as an opportunity to get some information out of him...by any means necessary.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Jet, Zuko - Complete
Hey A Cupcake by decoratedxemergencee reviews
Kyo uses a starnge method to get Haru into bed with him lemon included
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
The Plushie Fight by cyberpal296 reviews
Haru steals Kyo's toy and they fight over it in till a certain some one intervines. OOC most likely and slight AU
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Please Don't Break My Candy Heart by kc creation reviews
Haru just wanted something sweet, and Kyo just wanted a moment without the ox's dirty sense of humor, but we can't always get what we want. kyoxharu, oneshot
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Laundry Day by homeskull bob reviews
HaruxKyo It's time to do some laundry, but Haru has other plans for Kyo.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Onsen Hot Springs by keir reviews
[HaruxKyou] Hatsuharu has Kyou to himself at the hot springs... swearing and sexual situations
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
You Should Have Known by kc creation reviews
It's obvious that thinking isn't exactly Haru's forte, but he at least had enough common sense to see how terribly stupid his boyfriend could be at times. kyoxharu, happy birthday flyingdaggers!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Eat it, Kitty? by Daniness reviews
Haru dropped by Shigure's house.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Shag Tag by keir reviews
[HaruxKyou] Haru has fun with Kyou on a rainy day... swearing & sexual situations
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Delightfully Sexual by kc creation reviews
Kyo should have known by now that if Haru wasn't leaving embarrassing notes, he was making sexual phone calls. kyoxharu
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Fun By The Campfire by darkalbino reviews
What's the best thing about camping? Making fun of your sensei, bathing in the lake, singing ridiculously annoying songs, sex...hey wait! no! I meant...no wait, yeah I meant sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
you know when you're with the right person when by x-Miss-Kiki-Sohma-x reviews
okay this is supposed to be a oneshot but if i find another icon that inspired mr to do this one then i shall do another chapter
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Blithe by kc creation reviews
The boy beside him grunted, realizing vaguely that he was indeed proving his lover's point, but not caring enough to stop himself. kyoxharu, drabble
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Our Ending: Tale of a Gypsy Boy by Sev-chan reviews
He's never known the touch of another nor known what a real home was. One day while sitting by himself in the midsts of trees he meets a young man on the verge of losing himself by just the simple uttering of words does he start a chain reaction. HaruxKyo
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Hello and Welcome by Dark Closure reviews
A Vday fic that is a day late and a pound short, but full of Hatsuharu chasing after Kyou. This is a special fic for Lutzchan, a faithful reader.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Doing a Dog by The Disembodied Head reviews
Gaara’s take on his canine companion [GaaraxKiba]WARNINGS: Swearing, sex, mentions of zoophiliabestiality
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Gaara, Kiba I. - Complete
Jetko Drabbles by Kyatto no Edo reviews
A series of JetZuko drabbles written for prompts on a LiveJournal community. Slash aka BoyBoy
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Jet, Zuko - Complete
The River As Deep As The Sky by Aozoran reviews
A moment in time where there is a chance for light to shine through the darkness in the lives of Noriko and Izark... A little oneshot for a favourite couple.
From Far Away - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
ChristmasNight by SummerZpyr0 reviews
A christmas story with Haru and Kyo. Don't they look cute together?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
A Kitten For Christmas by Thera90 reviews
Haru x Kyo What will Momiji do when there’s only one thing Haru wants for Christmas? A short silly fic in time for Christmas :P
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Christmas Fever by kc creation reviews
It's Christmas time, and Kyo just can't seem to get a certain black and white haired ox out of his mind. Could he actually be in love with the boy, or is there something wrong with our favorite orange haired cat? Christmas fever maybe? kyoxharu, oneshot
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Virgin Nights by kc creation reviews
He wasn't quite sure why he snuck into the younger boy's room every night, since he knew his boyfriend would happily accept him into his bed, but asking just seemed too embarrassing. KyoxHaru, Oneshot, Rated for language and sexual terms
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Skip for Me by S3xySlyth3rin reviews
Haru waits for a message form a certain someone...slash warning
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Heat by WoLfSlAvE reviews
Kyo needs energy today! But an unexpected visit from Hatsuharu in the locker room can give him and extra boost!ONE SHOT KYOxHARU paring. yaoi rape?
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
White Wings sequel to Black Heart by SoapBoxDerby reviews
I love giving stories cheesy titles. Everyone wanted a sequel, but I don't think it came out as good as the first one....Read and enjoy
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Black Heart by SoapBoxDerby reviews
Just a KyoXBlack Haru story I did for a friend. She thought it was great becase I mixed so much sex in X3 Lemon, could be a oneshot, but thinking about making a sequel..
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Underground by Dark-kunoichi reviews
Because everything must be kept underground even love. ItaGaa WARNING LEMON YAOI Request smut for Stakeh AU and OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Itachi U., Gaara - Complete
Hangovers are the Easy Part by Yuki Snow and Silver Ganymede reviews
HaruKyo. If I learned anything from that night it's never to go out drinking with Haru again: especially not if he's going to end up in another French maid's outfit...
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Just Another Day by Sev-chan reviews
This was submited for a fanfic contest that never got judged. It's a Valentines day fic. HaruxKyo. Hope it's liked.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Looking For the Roof but Finding Something Better by GothicKitsune666 reviews
Haru is looking for Kyo but is lost… again. What’s new? HaruKyo ::OneShot::
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Love is always There, It Just Needs To Be Found by GothicKitsune666 reviews
Everyone always said that the cat is destined to be alone. That he would never know love. Well this generation’s cat is out to prove them wrong once and for all. HaruKyo ::OneShot::
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
This Beautiful Place by kc creation reviews
It was funny how I could still close my eyes and imagine his pouting face, and the warmth of his arms as they surrounded me. yaoi KyoxHaru Haru's POV Oneshot
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Beautiful Music by red-rose-priestess reviews
Tohru overhears an intresting conversation between Haru and Kyo. Shigure,Ayame and Yuki join her in easdropping. What's going on? ONESHOT!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Quality Time by red-rose-priestess reviews
ONE SHOT. HaruxKyo. What happens on a Sunday afternoon when Haru visits.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Kiss by Rama Pi reviews
KyoHaru SHOUNENAI 30 stories based off of 30 writing ideas. See disclaimer. Rated for shounenai
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Show Me Love by Carrimiento reviews
Love has no boundaries as Kyo realizes. xONESHOTx Kyo x Haru
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Costume Changes by Loise reviews
Haru and Kyou, a band and a mesh shirt... How delightful.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
OneSided Conversations by Kuu.ish reviews
ONESHOT [HaruxKyo] Kyo has a bad day and he and Haru get in a small fight. After Kyo leaves the house, Haru decides to find him and apologize, only to have his plan backfire terribly. Review please! Rated for language.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Silly Games And Hormones by Kuu.ish reviews
[OneShot]HaruxKyo. When Tohru's friends come over, they all decide to play an innocent game of Truth or Dare. What exactly will the truth hold? And how innocent is 'innocent? Yaoi
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,784 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
We Keep The Faith by Sev-chan reviews
AU. Kyo and Haru use to be best friends and one day Haru and his family moved away about seven to eight years later they move back. Haru claims not to know who Kyo is and Kyo wants more then anything not to believe him.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Bubble Gum by Riyuji.Raicho reviews
There were only three things on Kyou's mind: how he got into detention, getting home and bubble gum.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
The Bishonen's Guide to Fangirl Self Defense by The Happy Potato reviews
Sure, there are plenty of guides out there detailing the proper method for capturing bishonen. Now there's a guide for teaching the poor guys how to fight back.
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 12/30/2003
I Came Here To Say by Orenji Yume reviews
A oneshot KyouxHaru fic. Pls R&R!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Hawo Bean by the original Kuroi reviews
[oneshot] It's Halloween night for the Konoha village! Sasuke and Naruto want to go the party together without anyone knowing they're gay... exactly how will they manage that?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/27/2003 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Unbearable
Itachi looks back to the time of the massacre./ Sorry I kinda bite at summaries. A freshman english paper, actually.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
LeapFrog: Tobi Style reviews
Tobi blinks, then smiles and bounces into the kitchen to the still sleepy Zetsu. "What's lube?" / CRACK FIC! ZetsuXTobi, KisameXItachi, PeinXKonan, HidanXKakuzu, SasoriXDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011
Every Day Occurrence
She dissappeared just as quickly, taking a piece of my heart with her, into the that bright light... HaruXOC KyoXTohru
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Hatsuharu S.