The Almighty Bonk
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Joined 10-09-09, id: 2110087, Profile Updated: 04-06-10
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Stand.

Hello one and all. Good to see you here. I hope. Anyway, down to brass tacks, no? I write fan-fiction part time, and thought this might be a good place to put it. Just obscure enough, you know? Just kidding, I know I'm baring myself to the world, terrifying as that is. So, there you have it. Nothing fancy. Nothing bold, daring or new. I'm not challenging paradigms. Love you lots.

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Another Morning in Gryffindor Tower reviews
Harry wakes up to a redheaded surprise. M for a reason, folks. Slash Hp/Rw. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Different Take, book 1 reviews
Harry is left at Cole's Orphanage by the Dursleys. Snape Mentors/Slytherin!Harry fic. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,744 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Circle Continues reviews
The Dark Man returns, 1-shot, might be expanded later. Rated T for imagery.
Stand - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
Sorry In Advance reviews
A story flies off the rails.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Voldemort
The Best Laid Plans reviews
Bellatrix kills Harry instead of Voldemort. Rated T for violence and language. This is my first story, so please R/R! Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters. This is Rowling's world, I'm just playing in it. ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort