Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Death Becomes Her.
4th Dec 1906--
"Today I caught two more Goblins. They really are horrid little creatures, and I have absolutely no regrets about catching them. One of them made an awful mess on my dress, however, and I had to pretend to my new Governess that I had spilt some paint on myself.
I am sure it did it deliberately."
5th Dec 1906--
"Caught a beautiful specimen today. A large painted fairy that seemed to fly by so slowly it was almost asking to be pressed."
7th Dec 1906--
"Surrounded by fairies in Church today. Some of them very insolent and provoking. I could not help snapping my prayer book at them. Caught one, but in future I shall bring my Pressed Fairy Book to Church with me."
5th Jan 1907--
"Caught such a strange creature today. I do not know what kind of fairy it could be."
7th Jan 1907--
A fairy called Findlefick flew into my window and sat on the end of my bed this morning. "Would you like to take my photograph?" it asked. So I set up my camera and prepared the plates. But the moment I took off the lens cap the beastly little thing made rude gestures at me. I told it that it must sit still - otherwise I could not photograph it. So Findlefick sat still and I got out my book and - SNAP! The vain thing was so busy posing it did not even notice me creeping up behind it."
6th Dec 1909--
"No fairies today."
7th Dec 1910--
"Not a single fairy all year. What has happened? I miss them."
"I fear the fairies have given up on me for good. All I can do is turn the pages of this book and remember them all..."
Pressed Fairy Book
HEY THERE! My name is (censored), but on here I go by the name Sillysockworm, or just Sillysock. I am female, and (censored) years old. I enjoy watching anime, and a few of my favourites are Naruto, Avatar, bleach and code geass. I will most likely be writing a few fanfictions for Naruto, as it is my overall favourite and I simply enjoy creating life for my favourite characters :P
You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:
You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
added parts were added by Dragonmanga and darkalbino
((20 Ways to Annoy Naruto))
1. Tell him Sasuke wants to have his "Man Babies"
2. Watch him faint
3. Once he's fainted, drag him to Sasuke's house, then sneak in and leave him in Sasuke's room
4. Tape his eyelids open and force him to read 200 SasuNaru yaoi fan-fics
5. Post photo-shopped pictures of him and Sasuke kissing on the Konoha website
6. Cover his bedroom walls with colorful print-out pics of a nude Sasuke and every guy inside the Naruto story
7. Throw random things at his head when you're behind him, if he asked you "Why did you do that?", say "Me? I didn't do anything! You're crazy! How dare you accuse me!" then walk away pretending to be offended
8. Ask him if he went to rehab for being addicted to crack Ramen
9. Show SasuNaru pics to all the ninjas inside the original story
10. When he says something "funny", laugh really loud for five minutes, then stop suddenly with a serious look on your face and say, "I don't get it"
11. Put as much laxative as possible in his ramen
12. Take all the toilet paper out of the bathrooms, then laugh outside the door when he's freaking out
13. Remind him of the day he shat himself (Lol, shat!)
14. Challenge him to a game of DDR
15. Cry when you realize there's no DDR in that era
16. Give him to Orochimaru for 5 bucks
17. Save him two days later, making sure he's fully traumatized by spending "quality times" with the snake
18. Lock him in a room with Sasuke for one week (I love this one the best!)
19. When he finally tries to kill you, scream, run in a circle, scream some more, and repeat this process until he just gives up and leaves
20. Last but not least, replace his boxers with thongs
((20 Ways to Annoy Sasuke))
1. Call him cockatoo
2. Go up to him and stare him directly in the face
3. If he asks what you're doing, say, "Hm...they're right, Itachi's way hotter"
4. When you greet him, say "Hiya, Itachi...I mean Sasuke"
5. Say that he looks like a mini Itachi
6. Say that Itachi is way cooler
7. Told him Naruto's a lot stronger than him
8. Call him emo
9. Scream in a fangirl way "Sasuke-kunnn!" and chase him
10. Call the fangirls when he's around
11. Paint his nails purple when he's asleep
12. Paint red clouds on his clothes when he's asleep too
13. Take a picture of him like that
14. Dress him back to normal and when he wakes up, run over to him and say loudly, "Gee, Sasuke! I never knew you're in the Akatsuki!" and show him the picture (I love this one the best!)
15. Say that he's dating both Sakura and Ino
16. Then yell loudly, "You're a two-timer!"
17. Call forth the two bitches and get them to fight on who's dating Sasuke (sorry, but I hate those two!)
18. Throw Sasuke (and Naruto) inbetween
19. Show them the picture of the two boys kissing
20. Draw really freaky SasuNaru babies, show them to Sasuke and shout "Ahhhh! Hyperactive emo man babies! Ahhh!"
((20 Ways to Annoy Gaara))
1. Steal his gourd
2. Make a graffiti of the lyrics of Mr. Sandman on the gourd
3. Steal his cookies
4. Scream at the top of your lungs when you're on the roof "Peeping Tom!" then watch as the girls/mad boys come out
5. Then point at Gaara
6. Run up to him and ask where his eyebrows are
7. Tell him Lee loves him
8. When his eyes are like O.O say it was actually Neji
9. Kick him in the shin and demand the return of your teddy bear
10. Sing Mr. Sandman whenever he's around
11. Tell him he's weak
12. Tell him that Shukaku is a fuzzy kitty
13. Then yell "Gaara's fuzzy kitty has rabies, kill it!"
14. Tell him you think it's cute for him to have a "love" tatoo on his forehead
15. Make a fake pic of Gaara and Neji hugging
16. Then sell it on E-bay
17. Steal his cookies (again) and give them to Neji
18. Tell him Elmo's looking for him
19. When he asks who, tell him it's Gai-sensei and give him a knife
20. Watch as he's being attacked (again) by Lee for killing his precious Gai-sensei
((20 Ways to Annoy Itachi))
1. Video him when he is taking a bath and film it in the public
2. Then blame it on Kisame
3. Cut his hair when he is asleep
4. Tell him the Sharingan looks stupid on him
5. Tell him he looks like a 100-year-old evil-freaking man
6. Give him a wrinkle-reducer cream
7. Put glue in his shampoo
8. Say Sasuke is way hotter than him
9. Replace his nail polish with a pink polish
10. Tell him his brother has a huge crush on him
11. Paint "I Love Kisame" on his door
12. Ask him why did he kill his clan repeatedly until he tells you
13. Ask him to kill your clan, if he refuses, then scream "Why! You killed yours, didn't ya!"
14. When he goes to kill your clan, tell him "Don't forget the little brother this time, 'kay?"
15. Make him eat sharkfin soup in front of Kisame
16. Steal his boxers and give it to Sasuke
17. Do the same with Sasuke's boxers, give it to him in return
18. Dress him as a princess for Halloween
19. Tell him the Uchiha sign looks like a tiny penis with huge balls
20. Spread rumors that he is actually a girl in disguise
Currently writing:Under Your Spell
Currently on hold:Death Becomes Him
Completed:An Inconvenient Captivity; The Deepest Abyss
I also have a fictionpress acount, under the same username, where I post poetry and original fiction rather than fanfiction. Please check it out!