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Author has written 19 stories for Diddy Kong Racing, Donkey Kong Country, Regular Show, Viva Piñata, Banjo-Kazooie, and Conker's Bad Fur Day.

I'm Renée and I write stuff! My native language is Dutch but I write in English to reach a broader audience. I love art, animation, psychology, biology, anatomy, silly videogames and bananas. My absolute OTP in the history of ever is Conker x Pipsy.

Name: Renée

Gender: female

Age: 19

Currently working on;

After a year-long hiatus, Scourge of the Island is picked up again. I'll finish it, dang it.

Finished full-length works;

Siege of the Island (Diddy Kong Racing, also with a bit of Banjo-Kazooie and Conker's Bad Fur Day); Yep, the original. Conker returns to Timber's Island to help sort things out. Honker is there, stuff happens, and he gets back to his castle with Berri back to life and without him having learnt a thing. This story is very old, one of my first full-length fan fictions, and let's just say the rewrite is loads better in every aspect. I'd get rid of it to make place for the rewrite, but it's nostalgic!

Return to Crocodile Isle (Donkey Kong Country (games)); Diddy Kong and Dixie Kong set out to Crocodile Isle, which has been resurrected from the sea. K. Rool also kidnapped Donkey Kong like the jerk he is. There's also a bunch of harpy eagles. For some reason. My second long fan fiction, and I thought I was tough stuff when I had finished it. It's... really not all that special, though. Takes place around the same time as Siege of the Island does.

The End of the End (Donkey Kong Country (TV show and games)); Focusing on an older Diddy and Dixie, who by now have an established relationship. Well, more so than before. Nearly all Kremlings, including K. Rool, have appeared to gone extinct. That is, until a new villain rears his ugly head - a freakish-looking albino Kremling named Kursed, with cruel intentions for everyone. There's also Krusha who, after the death of his girlfriend is left with a young son. This one borders on the needlessly melodramatic and thus I have never posted it anywhere.

Crisis of Sweet and Sour (Viva Piñata (TV show and game)); After Paulie Pretztail gets infected by a different kind of sour candy, Fergy Fudgehog stops him, but not without ill results for himself. Paulie travels to the other side of the island to visit a certain red-masked person who may just be able to bring his friend back to colour again... This one's slightly more recent and not laughably bad. Still needs to appear on this site in its entirety.

I really appreciate any and all attention my writing gets!

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Whimsical Junk by iulli17 reviews
After a day of hard work, Mordecai and Rigby enjoy each others company beneath a cosmic sky. One-shot.
Regular Show - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
The Sun Always Rises by Robin Lee reviews
Update: Chapter 17. Eyes wide, Luigi stumbled back a bit, hand coming to his neck. No, no, no, she was dead, he saw her die…didn't he?
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Luigi, Mario
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
Futariboshi by Sailor Nibaru reviews
It's the middle of the night, and the stars are shining brightly.. it'd be a shame not to look at them, wouldn't it? Oneshot songfic, based off the song "Futariboshi" by Hatsune Miku and Gumi. Mordecai/Rigby, FLUFF. :3
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Regular War by ContraryIzybel reviews
The Great Mushroom War came without warning. It took friends and family from him but he waited until the day he could reclaim his life. Benson had plenty of time to wait.
Crossover - Adventure Time with Finn and Jake & Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Benson - Complete
The Dragon Journals by Contraltissimo reviews
Penny for a dragon's thoughts? The movie as chronicled by the beasties themselves.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,323 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010
Calm Down, Dude by Tikal Tyrant reviews
A thunderstorm is brewing, and Rigby is no fan. The lights just begging to cut off aren't helping either. If Mordecai can't calm him down, he'll be complaining all night. Mordecai/Rigby if you want, but doesn't have to be. Either way, it's pure fluff.
Regular Show - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Who's Losing Now? by lying mongoose reviews
'Sometimes, making his friend happy is enough of a prize to warrant losing.' Oneshot, fluff in the second degree. Rigby and Mordecai have just been asking for it for a long time coming.
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
13 Steps by Aries Vincere reviews
When you've known someone for so long, how do you define love without crumbling everything around you? Mordecai x Margaret, Mordecai x Rigby
Regular Show - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,780 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Eye Contact by dancearoundpizza reviews
"No, I mean – I mean, about YOU and RIGBY." The emphasis was, this time, unmistakable. Tension in the room rose like a flood, thicker than anything, cut by neither knife nor plus four broadsword. "Oh." Mordecai/Rigby.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Diddy's Kong Quest by Captain Spock reviews
When Donkey Kong gets apenapped by K.Rool, Diddy and Dixie embark on an adventure to rescue him.
Donkey Kong Country - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,670 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Banjo Kazooie: Fracture by Twilight Vestige reviews
When the wrench no longer functions and the trolley can't go through the portal to Showdown Town, Banjo and Kazooie decide to investigate. What they find is nothing like they've encountered before...
Crossover - Banjo-Kazooie & Diddy Kong Racing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,343 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009
Knowing Me, Knowing You by girlperson2235 reviews
-What was he really feeling? It was all so confusing.- Banjo and Kazooie are out revisiting some of the worlds while Banjo tries to figure out his feelings for Kazooie. But, seeking revenge, Grunty is back and watching over them. What is she plotting?
Banjo-Kazooie - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,397 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Banjo, Kazooie - Complete
Eggs, Feathers, and Honeycombs by Nintendo Nut1 reviews
Every great adventure requires the bear essentials. Like the title suggests, this group of short stories are just as vital as the supplies our brave heroes carry. They make the adventure that much more interesting. Oneshots from Banjo Kazooie and Tooie.
Banjo-Kazooie - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008
Sounds by Sara Jaye reviews
Luigi reflects.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
The Diamond Ring by girlperson2235 reviews
Mario asks one of the hardest questions there is to ask. But in the end, you'll be surprised at who gets the ring. ONE SHOT
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
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The Scourge of the Island - Rewritten and Reloaded reviews
A long time after his Bad Fur Day, Conker lives a depressed lonely life as the King of All the Land. That is, until he receives a reminder of his childhood as a racer, something he had forgotten about entirely. Old friends, new love, and an old enemy put his conscience to the test. Rated M for sexuality, alcohol, language, death mentions, mild violence, and awful puns.
Diddy Kong Racing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,403 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 1/4/2014
Changes reviews
Oneshot, drabble. Conker has known Berri since their childhood and the two are feeling closer than ever. But the lady she's turning into is a far cry from the little chipmunk she used to be, the one Conker saved from the Evil Acorn's clutches all those years ago...
Conker's Bad Fur Day - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Complete
Crisis of Sweet and Sour reviews
Paulie Pretztail gets infected by a different sort of sour candy, turning him into a monster. Though one certain, unusually brave Fudgehog manages to stop his friend's sour rampage - but at what cost? (Mainly based on the cartoon, but has lots of references to the games and their characters.)
Viva Piñata - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,712 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013
You're still my bro, bro
Oneshot, fluffy. Based on the cartoon, takes place a while after the episode 'Say Uncle Hoofy'. As Fergy accompanies his popular "brother" Hudson, he notices there seems to be less fans of the Horstachio about. When they return to his home, Hudson shows a rarely-seen sensitive side and lets Fergy in on a little secret; that his popularity is slowly fading... or so it seems.
Viva Piñata - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Complete
More than flying reviews
Oneshot, drabblish. "...But he knew he would be alright – he trusted Kazooie, and she trusted him."
Banjo-Kazooie - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Banjo, Kazooie - Complete
Paper, parties, and candy reviews
Mordecai and Rigby get assigned to purchase two piñatas for a kids' party in the Park, and then it is to be expected that everything goes awry - especially when said piñatas are Fergy and Paulie. Professor Pester decides to stay true to his name and tags along as well to wreak havoc with his Ruffians. Just a regular day at the Park like so many others, except... yeah, no way!
Crossover - Viva Piñata & Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Mordecai, Rigby
Dude, you're so fluffy reviews
Oneshot, drabblish, Morby. A very tired Rigby doesn't feel much for working, to which a very annoyed Mordecai carries his bro back to the house. There they snuggle because I'm a fluff-obsessed fangirl. Short and stupid, with maybe slightly off characterization. Rated T because of a random sexual comment and the obvious male x male pairing, but it's just fluff, really.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Crocodile tears reviews
-BASED ON THE ANIMATED SERIES- "I'm a villain…" he whispered, forgetting his plan for a short moment. "…Then what's this warm and fuzzy feeling?" Oneshot. Short, sweet, and extremely fluffy.
Donkey Kong Country - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Dixie Kong, King K. Rool - Complete
Gone nutty reviews
Oneshot. A leisurely night of playing videogames and doing fun things takes an unexpected turn when a jar of.. really weird peanut butter has strange effects on ol' Mordecai. My first RS story ever! Characterization might be off. Contains mild Mordecai x Rigby, though I try to keep true to their original personalities. Warning; it's a bit silly and random.
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Most prized possession reviews
-BASED ON THE ANIMATED SERIES- Oneshot! Takes place after the episode The Big Switcharoo. Klump seems to have displaced his helmet... Of course, he's pretty upset because of this. But there's still Krusha... Warning; very fluffy! Also K. Rool eats bugs and has disgusting eating habits. Ye were warned!
Donkey Kong Country - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Klump, Krusha - Complete
Someday it'll be better reviews
-BASED ON THE ANIMATED SERIES- Being defeated again, K. Rool slumps back to his hideout. But his loyal General's still there... Drabble, short and fluffy. K. Rool x Klump
Donkey Kong Country - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/30/2012 - King K. Rool, Klump - Complete
After being pummeled badly after the happenings of Donkey Kong 64, K. Rool loses something very dear to him.. Written because his tail in that game is beautiful and I needed to logically explain why it not there in later games. WARNING: a bit of blood
Donkey Kong Country - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Published: 5/21/2012 - King K. Rool, Klump - Complete
Baby K Rool blues reviews
Oneshot! Suddenly, K. Rool gets turned into a harmless little baby. Randomness ensues, and Klump and Krusha appear to have their work cut out for them! -inspired by the animated series-
Donkey Kong Country - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Klump, Krusha - Complete
To trust a lizard reviews
-BASED ON THE ANIMATED SERIES- Dixie Kong's POV from the episode Klump's Lumps upon meeting Klump when he was there crying in the woods. Oneshot, though might continue... drabblish.
Donkey Kong Country - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Dixie Kong, Klump - Complete
Waarom bananen? reviews
In Dutch because I am horrifically annoyed by the fact that almost ALL stories on here in my native tongue are Twilight related! So yeah. For the Dutch-speakers who also happen to be DKC fans... enjoy. This will explain why K. Rool is after those bananas.
Donkey Kong Country - Rated: K - Dutch - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/17/2011 - King K. Rool - Complete
One for all, all for a collectible figurine reviews
K. Rool loses one of his collectibles! Krusha has a stomachache! And Klump is... just there to provide witty comments, as usual! Short and silly... again. Contains some elements from the TV show. Minor language warning.
Donkey Kong Country - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Klump, Krusha - Complete
Chronicles of an angry King K Rool reviews
Short and silly and written on a whim! One rainy day, King K. Rool is moping about in his hideout, being angry. He starts arguing with his 'wife', as well, and his underlings can only watch in amusement... contains some themes from the TV show.
Donkey Kong Country - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2011 - King K. Rool, Klump - Complete
Return to Crocodile Isle reviews
Just when they thought their troubles were over, Crocodile Isle raises from the ashes... er, sea. To make matters worse, DK gets ape-napped, so Diddy and Dixie go out to rescue him. On the way they meet strange creatures, and make unusual allies... (OLD STORY!)
Donkey Kong Country - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,990 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Diddy Kong, Dixie Kong, OC - Complete
Siege of the Island reviews
Story about Conker going back to Timber's Island to sort some stuff out. Really old story, and really bad too. I'd get rid of it, but it's nostalgic! If you wanna read, oh, I dunno, a good story instead, you should look for the revamp "The Scourge of the Island - Rewritten and Reloaded" instead. Same premise, same characters, except a lot more professional. Okay bye.
Diddy Kong Racing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Complete