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Joined 10-10-09, id: 2110422, Profile Updated: 07-08-16
Author has written 7 stories for Diddy Kong Racing, Donkey Kong Country, Viva Piñata, Banjo-Kazooie, and Conker's Bad Fur Day.

I'm Renée and I write stuff!


Name: Renée

Gender: female

Age: 20

Nationality and native language: Dutch


Currently working on;

Assorted drabbly Conker stories, particularly ones that focus on the relationship between the titular squirrel and the side characters.


Finished full-length works;

Siege of the Island (Diddy Kong Racing, also with a bit of Banjo-Kazooie and Conker's Bad Fur Day); Yep, the original. Conker returns to Timber's Island to help sort things out. Honker is there, stuff happens, and he gets back to his castle with Berri back to life and without him having learnt a thing. This story is very old, one of my first full-length fan fictions, and let's just say the rewrite is loads better in every aspect. I'd get rid of it to make place for the rewrite, but it's nostalgic!

Return to Crocodile Isle (Donkey Kong Country (games)); Diddy Kong and Dixie Kong set out to Crocodile Isle, which has been resurrected from the sea. K. Rool also kidnapped Donkey Kong like the jerk he is. There's also a bunch of harpy eagles. For some reason. My second long fan fiction, and I thought I was tough stuff when I had finished it. It's... really not all that special, though. Takes place around the same time as Siege of the Island does.

The End of the End (Donkey Kong Country (TV show and games)); Focusing on an older Diddy and Dixie, who by now have an established relationship. Well, more so than before. Nearly all Kremlings, including K. Rool, have appeared to gone extinct. That is, until a new villain rears his ugly head - a freakish-looking albino Kremling named Kursed, with cruel intentions for everyone. There's also Krusha who, after the death of his girlfriend is left with a young son. This one borders on the needlessly melodramatic and thus I have never posted it anywhere.

Crisis of Sweet and Sour (Viva Piñata (TV show and game)); After Paulie Pretztail gets infected by a different kind of sour candy, Fergy Fudgehog stops him, but not without ill results for himself. Paulie travels to the other side of the island to visit a certain red-masked person who may just be able to bring his friend back to colour again... This one's slightly more recent and not laughably bad. Still needs to appear on this site in its entirety.


I really appreciate any and all attention my writing gets!

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Weasel Country by Prika Of The Moonlight reviews
Two young, inexperienced guards working under the malicious Panther King are given a mission to find and capture a red squirrel. How far are they going to go to appease their king and avoid another harsh punishment? More importantly, how long are they willing to put up with the ridiculous servitude they were born into doing? A Bad Fur Day as seen from someone else's perspective.
Conker's Bad Fur Day - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 2/9
Whimsical Junk by iulli17 reviews
After a day of hard work, Mordecai and Rigby enjoy each others company beneath a cosmic sky. One-shot.
Regular Show - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
The Sun Always Rises by Robin Lee reviews
Update: Chapter 17. Eyes wide, Luigi stumbled back a bit, hand coming to his neck. No, no, no, she was dead, he saw her die…didn't he?
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Luigi, Mario
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
Futariboshi by Sailor Nibaru reviews
It's the middle of the night, and the stars are shining brightly.. it'd be a shame not to look at them, wouldn't it? Oneshot songfic, based off the song "Futariboshi" by Hatsune Miku and Gumi. Mordecai/Rigby, FLUFF. :3
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Regular War by ContraryIzybel reviews
The Great Mushroom War came without warning. It took friends and family from him but he waited until the day he could reclaim his life. Benson had plenty of time to wait.
Crossover - Adventure Time with Finn and Jake & Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Benson - Complete
The Dragon Journals by Contraltissimo reviews
Penny for a dragon's thoughts? The movie as chronicled by the beasties themselves.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,323 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010
Calm Down, Dude by Tikal Tyrant reviews
A thunderstorm is brewing, and Rigby is no fan. The lights just begging to cut off aren't helping either. If Mordecai can't calm him down, he'll be complaining all night. Mordecai/Rigby if you want, but doesn't have to be. Either way, it's pure fluff.
Regular Show - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Who's Losing Now? by lying mongoose reviews
'Sometimes, making his friend happy is enough of a prize to warrant losing.' Oneshot, fluff in the second degree. Rigby and Mordecai have just been asking for it for a long time coming.
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
13 Steps by Aries Vincere reviews
When you've known someone for so long, how do you define love without crumbling everything around you? Mordecai x Margaret, Mordecai x Rigby
Regular Show - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,780 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Eye Contact by dancearoundpizza reviews
"No, I mean – I mean, about YOU and RIGBY." The emphasis was, this time, unmistakable. Tension in the room rose like a flood, thicker than anything, cut by neither knife nor plus four broadsword. "Oh." Mordecai/Rigby.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Diddy's Kong Quest by Captain Spock reviews
When Donkey Kong gets apenapped by K.Rool, Diddy and Dixie embark on an adventure to rescue him.
Donkey Kong Country - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,670 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Banjo Kazooie: Fracture by Twilight Vestige reviews
When the wrench no longer functions and the trolley can't go through the portal to Showdown Town, Banjo and Kazooie decide to investigate. What they find is nothing like they've encountered before...
Crossover - Banjo-Kazooie & Diddy Kong Racing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,343 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009
Knowing Me, Knowing You by girlperson2235 reviews
-What was he really feeling? It was all so confusing.- Banjo and Kazooie are out revisiting some of the worlds while Banjo tries to figure out his feelings for Kazooie. But, seeking revenge, Grunty is back and watching over them. What is she plotting?
Banjo-Kazooie - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,397 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Banjo, Kazooie - Complete
Eggs, Feathers, and Honeycombs by Nintendo Nut1 reviews
Every great adventure requires the bear essentials. Like the title suggests, this group of short stories are just as vital as the supplies our brave heroes carry. They make the adventure that much more interesting. Oneshots from Banjo Kazooie and Tooie.
Banjo-Kazooie - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008
Sounds by Sara Jaye reviews
Luigi reflects.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
The Diamond Ring by girlperson2235 reviews
Mario asks one of the hardest questions there is to ask. But in the end, you'll be surprised at who gets the ring. ONE SHOT
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
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Before the Bad Day - Tales of Conker and Berri
The squirrel and the chipmunk have always stuck together. It felt right. Yet, after more than ten years, the spark was fading and they find themselves struggling to see why they're an item in the first place. In their mutual peeves towards each other every day, every tiny moment of affection feels genuine. Assorted drabbles, about a month before Conker's Bad Fur Day.
Conker's Bad Fur Day - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8
Kingly life, Kingly thoughts
"Of all the people in the world that I don't like, and I'm in a room full of 'em." Prophetic words spoken by Conker the Squirrel on the day he became king. Little did he realize that the more time he spent with them, the more he might change his mind. Assorted drabbles with a smidge of continuity.
Conker's Bad Fur Day - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,356 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7
The Scourge of the Island - Rewritten and Reloaded reviews
A long time after his Bad Fur Day, Conker lives a depressed lonely life as the King of All the Land. That is, until he receives a reminder of his childhood as a racer, something he had forgotten about entirely. Old friends, new love, and an old enemy put his conscience to the test. Rated M for sexuality, alcohol, language, death mentions, mild violence, and awful puns.
Diddy Kong Racing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 1/4/2014
Crisis of Sweet and Sour reviews
Paulie Pretztail gets infected by a different sort of sour candy, turning him into a monster. Though one certain, unusually brave Fudgehog manages to stop his friend's sour rampage - but at what cost? (Mainly based on the cartoon, but has lots of references to the games and their characters.)
Viva Piñata - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,712 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013
More than flying reviews
Oneshot, drabblish. "...But he knew he would be alright – he trusted Kazooie, and she trusted him."
Banjo-Kazooie - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Banjo, Kazooie - Complete
Return to Crocodile Isle reviews
Just when they thought their troubles were over, Crocodile Isle raises from the ashes... er, sea. To make matters worse, DK gets ape-napped, so Diddy and Dixie go out to rescue him. On the way they meet strange creatures, and make unusual allies... (OLD STORY!)
Donkey Kong Country - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,990 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Diddy Kong, Dixie Kong, OC - Complete
Siege of the Island reviews
Story about Conker going back to Timber's Island to sort some stuff out. Really old story, and really bad too. I'd get rid of it, but it's nostalgic! If you wanna read, oh, I dunno, a good story instead, you should look for the revamp "The Scourge of the Island - Rewritten and Reloaded" instead. Same premise, same characters, except a lot more professional. Okay bye.
Diddy Kong Racing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Complete