KawairashiiShinigami
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Joined 10-10-09, id: 2110431, Profile Updated: 10-30-10
Author has written 3 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, and Supernatural.

Hello there, people of the world.

Well, let's start with simple introduction, shall we?

I'm Polish, which means English isn't my first language, though I don't think I'm so bad at speaking, or in that case writing, in that language...

I'm not a legal adult, which really doesn't make any difference in how I write, because, honestly, who under the age of 18 stops himself/herself from writing rated M fics just because they're underage?

My name is not important to you (unless you're a stalker) but it is freakin' hard for Americans to spell... Yeah... And it starts with P... Errr...

I shouldn't write too much, since to most people it's just "Blah blah blah, let's skip to the stories" but I'll share with ya that I'm just OBSESSED with yaoi. I mean, BLs are just too freakin' hawt! I occasionally write some hetero fics, though I don't think I will ever post them on here... Maybe... One day? Naw.

So, without further blah blah blah-ing...

Enjoy my stories! (Or try to, at least)


If you think that stereotypes are WRONG, paste it to your profile

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.


10 REASONS GAY MARRIAGE IS ILLEGAL

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you think homophobia is wrong.

Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.
Salvador Dali

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Drowning in a Sea of Stars by npeg reviews
Sometimes we miss the things that are right in front of our eyes. One night, in the small hours of the morning, Tony finds himself having to comfort a sad and lonely Steve, with nothing but whiskey to help him. Neither of them could have predicted the aftermath. Light romance turned plot-heavy epic; w/ fluff, laughs, angst, & smut. Cover by Amanda, -andrews . tumblr . com!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,143 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
A Proper Workout by Chloe Winchester reviews
Too long. It's been too long and Tony just can't take it anymore. Superhusbands! Smut!Fic. Elevator petting, powerbottom!Tony, adorablyawkward!Steve.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Just a Little by Witch of Peachan reviews
Frau and Capella just went out for a short walk; Teito never realized that Ouka's little black dress was so hard to deal with, plus it looked kind of cute on him.. What was he saying? - Recently decided as AU.
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Frau, Teito K.
Viva by theatrhythms reviews
What happened to everyone after FFVII? Did they live with the guilt, pain, and memories the battle left behind? Or, did they start all over and turn into complete idiots? Crossover, Slight AU, Zack x Cloud and other pairings, Shounen-ai, yaoi, and het
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,438 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Our Promise by Arazora reviews
AU. Gokudera has gone back to Italy for some reason. Yamamoto and Tsuna set out to bring him back. What actually happens is most definitely not what anybody expects. 8059, some minor 59OC, as well as other pairings yet to be decided. ON HIATUS!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto
Of Things to Come by Mr. Sadist reviews
Sequel to Cold. "Remember Red, I'm closer than you think. Things are never as they seem..." Zack/Reno Another Shorty.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Zack F., Reno
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Bathing in the moonlight's thirst reviews
When you kill vampires for a living, nothing is as easy as you would like it to be. Too bad that Squalo had to learn it the hard way, after he met Xanxus, the Master of vampires. Longer summary inside. Xanxus/Squalo yaoi. M for later chapters.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Xanxus, Squalo S.
Sam's Bad Dream reviews
Sam wakes up in the middle of the night thanks to a nightmare. Scared, he runs to his brother's side, finding comfort in Dean's arms.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Caught by the Juudaime reviews
It appears that Gokudera has an on-desk sex fetish, which comes to be a pleasurable surprise to Yamamoto, as they make love in the Vongola's conference room. The only thing that isn't so great in that supposedly perfect scene, is Tsuna walking in on them.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2010 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete