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Joined 10-10-09, id: 2110495, Profile Updated: 05-31-11
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hello!!

I've trolled other people's profiles for what to write and I still feel weird 'telling you about myself'. It's just not natural, but here goes anyway...

I'm married to Rob and we have two children. He doesn't like to tell anyone about me, because naturally I'd be hated, so he pretends to be single. Now some of you might wonder what I look like, you know, because to have snagged Rob I should be good-looking, so this is what we'll do...shut your eyes...are they shut? Yeah? Okay, so picture the most beautiful woman ever...got it? Now times that by 100 and that's getting warm. Oh and I never got stretch marks with either pregnancy AND the weight just fell off me.

Yep, so there you go. *smiles*

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The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 19565 - Favs: 6,610 - Follows: 4,499 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fill My Little World by Hongkongphooey reviews
After two disastrous relationships Bella Swan swore off men forever and threw herself into her work. Until one day she agreed to do a favour for a friend. Her quiet world is about to be turned upside down. AH set in England
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 119,646 - Reviews: 2019 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Form of Escapism by flubbles reviews
Bella finds herself trapped in a loveless marriage, whilst going through the motions of everyday life. Her only form of escapism is the romance novels written by the recently retired, reclusive author E.A.M Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 149,866 - Reviews: 4593 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 2,229 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Pound of Flesh by jaxon22 reviews
To pay a debt she owes her father, Isabella Swan starts a new job as a prison tutor. Edward Cullen, with his own debts, is the Punk Ass inmate in her class. Can they fight the odds and their dangerous attaction to learn from each other? A/H, Lemons, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 517,119 - Reviews: 21187 - Favs: 10,291 - Follows: 7,878 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Say Hello, Wave Goodbye by afmtoo reviews
Up and coming movie star Edward Cullen has a life-changing encounter at the premiere of his latest film. What will it mean for his career and for the women in his life? AH AU OOC. Rated M for language, content and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,894 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 10352 - Favs: 2,809 - Follows: 2,373 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Speaks in Darkness by cosmogirl7481 reviews
"It should have scared me, but it didn't. I shouldn't have wanted it, but I did." Dark and empty. Lonely and unfulfilled. Can two broken souls find connection in spite of their differences? E/B OOC Rated M because there will be sex and it will be hot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,064 - Reviews: 3487 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lethal to Virtue by TheBondGirls reviews
Agent Edward Cullen hears the thoughts of those around him except for new recruit Isabella Swan. Will they control their feelings and work as a team in order to bring down the dark and dirty world hiding in Forks? Will virtue give way to vice?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,915 - Reviews: 2746 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 1,798 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
Edward in the Afternoon by cosmogirl7481 reviews
My birthday present for Marvar: A boy meets girl story with sweltering heat, iced coffee and lots of sex... ExB, AH and OOC because no one is a virgin. Romance and humor with a touch of drama.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 571 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8783 - Favs: 5,391 - Follows: 3,809 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Dinner Reservations reviews
When dinner isn't the only thing on the menu... AH; BxJxExL
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,407 - Reviews: 2990 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Complete
TwentyEight Days reviews
Edward, living with a permaboner, finds a way to satisfy all his vampy needs. NGL, you need a strong stomach. LOL.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Edward - Complete
Christmas Stalkings reviews
The lives of two strangers intersect in one packed mall on a very magical Christmas Eve. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,275 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 122 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete