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Author has written 22 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Law and Order: SVU.
Hi, my name is Samantha. I love fanfiction and thats why I signed up. I live in AZ, and it's too hot here.
U ROCK!! I'm going to be starting a bunch of stories soon so bear with me. I'm 13 years old and I love the TV show Covert Affairs. My favorite color is red.
If you've ever fallen asleep at 2 am while reading Twilight, New Moon or Eclipse copy this onto your profile
If you haven't died yet copy this onto your profile
If you get good grades and still don't know anything at all copy this onto your profile
If you have a true friend copy this onto your profile
If when you hear thunder you think it's vampires playing baseball copy this onto your profile
If you constantly need a new bookshelf in your room copy this onto your profile
If you have an insane friend copy this onto your profile
If you've ever argued with yourself and lost copy this onto your profile
If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless copy this onto your profile
If your the kind of person that walks into a door or wall then apologizes to it copy this onto your profile
Something else that i laughed at :D
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Frito's! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in numbe
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
Even more stuff that made me think and laugh at the same time :D
Do not run in the school hall, gliding is more fun.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God!
When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eyes.
Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! (OMC! Carlisle!)
Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in hell would you keep looking for it if you already found it.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.
You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.
Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Sometimes you've got to smile and walk away... Hold your tears in and pretend like you're okay.
Being mature is overrated.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun
Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Therapist = The/rapist (scary thought -shudder-)
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo
I can resist anything but temptation.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
One day we're going to look back at this, laugh nervously, then change the subject.
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
Step it up in Twilight
the practice warehouse--http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://blog.mlive.com/grpress/news_impact/2008/12/detroit-gm-headquarters.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2008/12/07-week/&usg=_2b-kRXj_d0iHzAtXiKQ5J064fgM=&h=303&w=300&sz=18&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=FwjrHKzjFgFH9M:&tbnh=121&tbnw=116&ei=R-tnTY3wApO-sAOw6NyoBA&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dold%2Bempty%2Bwarehouse%2Bwith%2Ba%2Bbench%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox%26rlz%3D1I7SKPT_en%26biw%3D1345%26bih%3D532%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=112&vpy=68&dur=2184&hovh=226&hovw=223&tx=106&ty=103&oei=R-tnTY3wApO-sAOw6NyoBA&page=1&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0
Example of a street dancing competition--http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ixc2IX_rRg
Zutara Week 2011
Katara's Wedding Dress in 'Unknown By Others'