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Joined 10-10-09, id: 2110685, Profile Updated: 11-06-12
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

I am a student of pretty much everything, a wife of a man who laughs at me for writing FF then asks if I can make money at it, and like my humor like my wine: dry as dust. I am currently attempting to become a certified high school teacher (why? who knows...). I'm writing Swan Song when I can--I have no regular updating schedule so some weeks there may be three chapters and some none. I do feel like holding up a sign saying "Will Write For Reviews."

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Vis Insita by Caleb Nova reviews
Every body persists in its state of being at rest or of moving uniformly straight forward, except insofar as it is compelled to change its state by force impressed. The seventh year sequel to That Terrifying Momentum.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 262,141 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 9/5/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
My Wounded Soldier by counselor reviews
1866 Edward just home from the war. Neighbor Bella has a tragedy and Edward delivers her baby. Seeing as she's widowed, marriage makes sense. He doesn't feel worthy, but he can't step aside for her suitors. Competition amongst veterans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 5464 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Look at Me by jesrod82 reviews
I've catalogued every other expression he has into my memory, sorted by mood and time of day. I can literally read his face like a book…except for that one incredibly infuriating look. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 128,181 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Garment of Brightness by miaokuancha reviews
Moving to Forks, spending the last eighteen months of her childhood with a father she barely knew ... it seemed like a good idea at the time. A Twilight mosaic, freely drawn from book and movie, wanders into AU as the story unfolds. Rated M for some intense, disturbing images. PM me if you have questions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 62 - Words: 153,137 - Reviews: 3586 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,702 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Federation of Cassandras by FoiPur reviews
In which Renesmee runs away.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,615 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,408 - Reviews: 8928 - Favs: 5,694 - Follows: 3,433 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Terrifying Momentum by Caleb Nova reviews
The darkest summer reveals the strangest light. An AU sixth year with canon pairings. -Revised Edition-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 259,141 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 4/15/2007 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Wolves Moon by Tinkerbella C reviews
Nessie is struggling to deal with her changing feelings for Jake when he disappears. Returning a year later he has gone feral and has forgotten his links to his pack, the Cullen's and Nessie. Can she help him remember who is he or has he changed forever?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 168,475 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Dead Confederates by goldenmeadow reviews
Sultry, scary, Southern Gothic. A good ol' vamp with bad intentions, Eddie lives large as ever on the down-low, down South. Always under his skin, Bella's just sass in a frosty glass. **INSPIRED AWARDS WINNER Best Vampires & Best Bella** AU/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 338,303 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 14868 - Favs: 9,235 - Follows: 5,313 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fall to Ruin One Day by sleepyvalentina reviews
He wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 108,885 - Reviews: 8912 - Favs: 4,566 - Follows: 3,669 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Water Landing by camoozle reviews
High School's a lot like a plane crash. You check for the exit. You secure your mask. And if you're lucky, you survive. AU, AH, All EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,105 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward
Little Fish, Big Fish by Michelle M. Marie reviews
Collab between Paige Parkker BPOV & Michelle M Marie EPOV.A/H OOC Follows the life of Bella and Edward as they meet in high school, eventually parting painfully, only to reunite as adults – in very different circumstances.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 237,245 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 6890 - Favs: 6,537 - Follows: 4,939 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Learning Curve by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU and AH. Short chapters with daily updates. When Bella's boyfriend brings up the issue of her virginity with his ex, she decides to take charge of her own fate. Now complete with occasional snippets to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 138 - Words: 83,353 - Reviews: 13590 - Favs: 3,260 - Follows: 2,890 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Habits: Bad Habit, Book Two by AmeryMarie reviews
While Bella flees to NYC to escape her bad habits, Edward's left behind, clinging to his old habits. What will it take to make them realize some things are impossible to run from and some habits just can't be broken? Sequel to BH: Book 1. AH, Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 164,080 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Legacy and Normalcy by vlwp reviews
Post DH. "In so many ways, we are a broken vase. We can be made whole again, but you'll always see the crack, our scar. It is the greatest hope of our world to slowly heal the fracture."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 223,922 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Isle ESME 2412 by Bower-Of-Bliss reviews
How do you cope when the people you love are murdered? What do you do once you've hit rock bottom? Where do you escape to when your reality is out of control? And what happens when you meet the man of your dreams, only to discover he doesn't actually exist? Take a journey into a strange, dystopian world where all is not as it seems OOC. On Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,866 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Bella, Edward
Pieces Of Me by lifelesslyndsey reviews
He was confused, man. Who was this human? "What the f*ck would I want with you're little f*cking human pet anyway. I don't play with my food before I eat it. Why the f*ck did you bring her here?" He spat. Little did he know, Bella would be his salvation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 82,853 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Peter, Bella - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9029 - Favs: 8,598 - Follows: 4,869 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8809 - Favs: 7,339 - Follows: 4,858 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Been Ten Years by rpfangirljr reviews
It's been ten years since Bella Swan graduated from Forks High School... Ten years since her heart wrenching break-up with him... Ten years to finally be happy in her life. At the reunion, she runs into Edward Cullen and her life is turned upside down.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Glitch by quothme reviews
Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,750 - Reviews: 2423 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella - Complete
With All My Strength by Rhi Aeffyll reviews
He has been a warrior-king, then a lonely nomad, then a coven leader. He has worn many shoes, taken many lives, learned many things. Edward Cullen has roamed the earth for over a millennium, aimless and unchanged. Until now; until her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,110 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
Winter of Love by BelleDean reviews
The Year is 1969. Change is in the air and, in rural Washington, love is in the air when small-town values collide with freewheeling teenagers. Canon Couples, All Human, Drug Use & Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 183,271 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14198 - Favs: 15,137 - Follows: 8,253 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
With or Without You by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella were once high school sweethearts. Years later, their lives converge unexpectedly, forcing Bella to deal with and accept things she's long since tried to move past. This story started with "Trampoline", once a WitFit prompt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 4165 - Favs: 2,655 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5843 - Favs: 6,113 - Follows: 4,831 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Losing My Faith by AnaG reviews
Turning her back on the last few years, Bella decides to move back to Forks in an attempt to reconnect with the happiness in her past. But where has she been? What will she find? OOC Bella, vamp Edward. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,269 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Undeniable by IndependenceIndividuality reviews
Riddle me this: a werewolf goes on the run with his half-vampire best friend/soul mate. Except said half-vampire has no idea she’s his soul mate and is in love with said werewolf’s beta. How long before he spontaneously combusts? Chapter 64 up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,149 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
A Tale Told in Kisses by IndependenceIndividuality reviews
Four times Jacob kisses Nessie, and one time he doesn't. **NOW COMPLETE.**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,374 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Healing Perfection by squarepancake reviews
No longer being written.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,979 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wheel by duskwatcher2153 reviews
Written for Ms. Kathy's Haiti relief effort. A quick glimpse inside one of the most mis-portrayed characters in the Saga, Tanya and a bit of musings on th trials of living forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Tanya
Hands on Me by IndependenceIndividuality reviews
What do you do when nothing makes sense anymore? What if you’re forced to figure it out while you’re running for your life? What if the person you’re running with is the person who makes the least sense of all? A Jacob and Renesmee story. NOW COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 393,420 - Reviews: 4439 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
If You're Mine by IndependenceIndividuality reviews
- "If you were really mine," Nessie mumbled into his chest, knowing she was sacrificing her dignity even more, but unable to stop. "You would want me to be yours too."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,711 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Best Woman by AnaG reviews
Ten years and many relationships past them, Edward and Bella find themselves about to get married - to other people. One encounter brings forth everything that's never been said. One night, two possible endings. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,861 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Invincible: Theme from The Legend of Alice Cullen by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Alice confronts her fear of clowns the only way a Cullen can. AU. One-shot drabble for MaleficentKnits for her Support Stacie donation.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
What Do You Do ? by Gina.N.B reviews
Bella’s painful past has left her angry and full of hate; can a golden-eyed Vampire heal her wounds and open her eyes? Falling for the enemy is never going to be easy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,424 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
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Moonlight Magnolia reviews
Alice goes to Mississippi to find out more about her past and finds out answers to mysteries she didn't know existed. Canon couples. Later mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Aftermath
All Human. Oneshot. Set in Victorian England.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella
Swan Song reviews
Bella is living an ordinary life as a shopgirl in New Orleans. A chance encounter with a black haired bar owner pulls her out of her stagnant life into one of fame, fortune, and possibly love. Mature scenes later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,535 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Office Space reviews
One bored receptionist plus one sexting buddying equals naughty fun! Mature readers, one shot, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Study Time reviews
Bella and Edward meet to study but end up passing the time in another way. AH, AU, OOC, Lemon, One Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's All Greek to Me reviews
One-shot, canon couples, AH, Mature. Our favorite couples at a fraternity/sorority swap with the theme "Lost My Heart in the Trailer Park."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward