Poll: Who make's the cutest couple on x-men evolution? Vote Now!
Whats up peeps?? Well first off yes I am a girl but if I get any creepy stalker emails im going to take that little piece of info OFF this site!! Let me just warn you now I will NEVER write realistic fiction that means no Full House, home Improvement or Zoe 101, NONE NADA SILCH!! If you have looked at my story's you already know that my favorite story to write about is x-men evolution and my favorite character is Kurt and if you have a problem with that then get off this site because if I get comments saying Kurt sucks I will not be a happy camper!! Now you might be wondering who my favorite couple is so to save you the drama here it is itsss . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . KURTTY!! BUM BADA BUM B BUM BA!! I will try to write other couples in here but if you have a couple that your dying to see leave a message I will probably do it unless its SUPER-MEGA-FREAKY WEIRD like Proff and Magneto, " shivers" please don't suggest that. and now its time for those clips that everyone loves . . . WEIRD STUFF YOU CAN DO1!!
STUFF YOU CAN DO IN A RENTAL STORE
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOUR TEACHER GETS SAD WHEN YOUR HAPPY AND HAS ADMITED IT TO YOU !!
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (well no shit sherlock!)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a cup of noodles: "WARNING: product may be hot when ready" (Apparently we use ice cubes to cook noodles nowadays.)
A newspaper headline read :FIVE MEN DO THE WORST THING EVER. And then there was nothing more on the subject but a picture of a jail. Anyone else curious what the 'worst thing ever' is?
A computer packaging label read "WARNING! Contents are liable to overload. HANLDLE WITH CAUTION!". Don't computers need to be plugged in to overload in the first place?
On a package of sesame seed burger buns: "NOTE: ingesting sesame seeds will not cause sesame plants to grow in your stomach". Do I even need to say ANYTHING after that?
On a shrimp pacage that had SHRIMP in big letters on the front " Contains shrimp." ( Are people getting tired of reading labels??)
Now that you have had a laugh copy and paste this on yo your profile to spread the joy!!
If you just got a profile to so you could copy and paste somthing onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
if you have a alarm in your house saying "Pull In Gnome Attack" Copy and paste this into your profile.
I was watching a sleep pill cermercial and there are alot of side affects like " Sleep walking, allergic reactions, wanting to commit sucide, the pill can be fatel, cofusion, halusinations, drossiness the next day, im sorry but that dosnt seem worth it just go to a bar and have a drink and you'll get the exact same side affects!! So dont wacth stupid sleep pill ad's it's not worth it.
If you dont have a profile go get a profile then copy and paste this into your profile. READ THIS!! Ok I need peoples help, a while back I read this x-men evolution story where everything happened differently and they all had awful parents/guardians, like Evans parents were drug addicts, and Scott's step dad was cruel, and Kurt had some weird Aunt who would rape him, Jeans mom went crazy and her dad always drinks, and I cant remember whats wrong with Kitty's and Rouges parents. But I cant remember the name of the story if anyone knows please send me a message telling me the name, please!!
READ THIS!! Ok I need peoples help, a while back I read this x-men evolution story where everything happened differently and they all had awful parents/guardians, like Evans parents were drug addicts, and Scott's step dad was cruel, and Kurt had some weird Aunt who would rape him, Jeans mom went crazy and her dad always drinks, and I cant remember whats wrong with Kitty's and Rouges parents. But I cant remember the name of the story if anyone knows please send me a message telling me the name, please!!