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Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, NCIS, Sailor Moon, Harry Potter, and Kuroshitsuji.
Hello my real name is Ayla
i like to write stories that come to me in my dreams
if i was a twilght character it would be Esme but i look more like Nessie i have bronw eyes and bronze hair i am also ivory skined and i am way to mature for my age.
if i could be any Sailor moon character i would be Sailor Mercury as i like to think i'm the smartest in my classes.
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie’s sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know
hope you enjoy my fanfics as much as i enjoy reading yourse :-)
i give my love to everyone :-)
what do you get when you put doctor and acular together? DRacular MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
three vampires walked into a bar,
the bar tender looked at them suspisionly,
the first one said i'll have blood,
the second one said i'll have blood,
the third one said i'll have plazma,
the bar tender then said "so two bloods and a blood light"
P.M. me if you don't get it
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Lessons Learned in Twilight:
Regular lions say ROAARR.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I see regular people!
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby
There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.
I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun
Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."
Therapist = The/rapist (scary thought -shudder-)
I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."
Music is my boyfriend.
Edward Cullen made every girl want a bloodthirsty vampire instead of a knight in shining armor.
“You and Billy gossip like old women.” Bella, Eclipse.
“Penguins. Lovely.” Edward, Eclipse
"Amazing, How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" Edward, Eclipse
"Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?" Jacob, Eclipse
"I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it will make Jasper happy. Why not." Bella, Eclipse.
"Stupid shiny Volvo owner."-Bella, Twilight
"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that in movies."-Jacob, Eclipse
"How strongly opposed are you to grand auto theft?"
"Oh! I get it! You love me!"
“I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.” — Emmett Cullen
“Edward’s only human, Bella. He’s going to react like any other boy.”
“This hostage stuff is fun.”
“Fall down again, Bella?” — Emmett Cullen
“I can’t imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh.” — Bella Swan
"I hear voices in my mind and you worried that you're the freak."-Edward
"Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior." Bella
"Go fetch a space heater... what am I a St. Bernard?"
"Afraid of a needle." he muttered to himself under his breath, shaking his head. "Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." -- Edward Cullen
"I've been tortured, Alice painted my toenails!"
"It's a good thing you're bulletproof."
Emmet: "Fall again, Bella?"
"You are bizarrely moral for a vampire."
"Stupid unreliable vampire!"
“Which is tempting you more, my or my body?”
"Do you have a multiple personality disorder?"-Bella Swan
Sexier than you since 1901
Smoother than you since 1843
Luckier than you will ever be.
Prettier than you since 1915
Quirkier than you since 1901
Stronger than you since 1915
Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901
And then there's
Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is Carlisle, screw the fruit!
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.
Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
Shit fire and save matches (ha ha!!)
Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.
Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?
It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it?
Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional... (Not Tania and I we are immortal :D)
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
Eaten a raw egg? no
Play guitar? i wish
Are You This or That or Both?
Boy or girl? Girl!
What type of deodorant do you use? Secret
The 10 Commandments of Twilight
1. I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I.
2. You shall not take Edward Cullen's name in vain.
3. Remember to keep release dates calendared.
4. Honor the Cullen's for gracing you with their presence.
5. You shall not kill humans or shape-shifting wolves.
6. You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally.
7. You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they can't read them anymore.
8. You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways.(Unless he can't hear you...)
9. You shall not covet Edward.
10. You shall not covet Edward's Volvo, or various Cullen cars.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
My Mother taught me LOGIC...
My Mother taught me MEDICINE...
My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD...
My Mother taught me INTUITION...
My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE...
My Mother taught me HUMOR...
My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
My mother taught me about GENETICS...
My mother taught me about my ROOTS...
My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE...
My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
My mother taught me about JUSTICE...
love Ayla/RangaHotMrsBlondDR/ Sailor Cullen
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