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Author has written 39 stories for Hi-de-Hi!, Making Fiends, Coupling, St. Trinian's, Twilight, Harry Potter, Starship, Bread, Terra Nova, Sherlock, My Family, and Total Drama series.

Greetings!

Welcome to the page of a writer-lunatic posing as a human, who has just entered her early twenties and is wondering where the time went. My name is not actually Rose, but I will respond to it, I am a Christian, a pro-lifer and my ambition in life is to write a book. In the meantime, however, I am in my final year of an arts degree majoring in Indonesian and English, and with this I hope to acquire a day-job to keep me fed (there have been many starving writers throughout history and I do not intend to join them.) Other than writing, I adore languages and linguistics and I like to do silly, unnecessary things like overanalyse shows to death- for fun. Yes, I'm a bit sad. Actually, I'm not sure 'sad' is an appropriate word. I'm rather happy, actually.

I am an enormous fan of Carla Lane's 'Bread', Team Starkid (although I don't approve of the God-jokes in their musicals), and many, many British Comedy shows, including Coupling, Hi-de-hi!, Gavin and Stacey, the Vicar of Dibley, Absolutely Fabulous, You Rang, M'Lord?, Fawlty Towers, Keeping Up Appearances, Are You Being Served?, Grace and Favour...and many more. I also adore Kath and Kim and The Golden Girls and several other things which I would list, but it would waste a lot of time and page space.


Pairings I ship: (OTPs in italics)

Bread: Joey/Martina (Joetina), Billy/Julie, Shifty/Celia (Shelia), Aveline/Oswald (Avwald), Adrian/Irenee (Adrenee), Billy/Connie (Bonnie), Jack/Leonora

Coupling: Patrick/Sally, Steve/Susan, Jane/Oliver, Jane/Jeff, Jeff/Julia

Grace and Favour: Mr. Humphries/Mavis, Captain Peacock/Miss Lovelock, Mrs. Slocombe/Mr. Moulterd

Starship: Taz/Up,Specs/Krayonder, Tootsie/Megagirl, Bug/February

Making Fiends: Charlotte/Marvin, Vendetta/Marvin, Mr. Milk/Ms. Minty, Marion/Malachi, Maggie/Malachi, Marion/Mort, Maggie/Mort

Hi-de-hi!: Gladys/Clive, Spike/Peggy, Gladys/Jeff, Fred/Sylvia, Yvonne/Julian, Yvonne/Barry, Dawn/Gary

You Rang M'Lord: Henry/Ivy, James/Poppy, James/Ivy, Cissy/Penelope, Teddy/Rose

Bread Crackships
Joguar: The ship of Joey and his Jaguar
Flaketina: The ship of Martina and Cadbury Flake
Martinext: The ship of Martina and ‘next!’
Jeetings: The ship of Joey and ‘greetings!’
Billy’s not ready for all this: The ship of Billy and not being ready for all this
Threadrian: The ship of Adrian and ‘hanging by a thread’
Billtato: The ship of Billy and potatoes
Shiftpeas: The ship of Shifty and peas
Porschty: The ship of Shifty and stolen Porsches
Adriart: The ship of Adrian and art
Grandinner: The ship of Grandad and his dinner
Freddart: The ship of Freddie and his cart
Roxards: The ship of Roxy and cards
Jamatoes: The ship of Jack and tomatoes
Adriefcase: The ship of Adrian and his briefcase
Wonderwoman!!: The ship of Carmen and it being wonderful
Celiavourite: The ship of Celia and Shifty’s various favourite foods
Nelpot: The ship of Nellie and the pot
Nelting: The ship of Nellie and shouting
Grudding: The ship of Grandad and pudding
Grandventures: The ship of Grandad and going off on his own
Jeather: The ship of Joey and leather
Hypocrisy: The ship of Joey and being a vegetarian despite wearing leather


EmtheUnicorn- My awesome couple-seat hooliganism buddy whom I take my hypothetical hat off to.

Torie Rilistkrytkat- My amazing sister who shares a love of Joetina with me.


Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
He was tortured and killed by humans, yet he loves each and every one of us.

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the triune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. He is amazing and is always there to watch over you.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.If you love Jesus copy and paste this into your profile


Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


If you believe in God and ain't afraid to show it, copy this into your profile.
If you're a born again Christian copy and paste this to your profile!

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A Twist of Love by sparkles59 reviews
Daenerys and Drogo had a rough start, that much we all know. In the show she cries, but in the book she says "Yes", so I wrote about it the way I wanted their relationship to progress. This is the prequel to Healed.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,820 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 8/31/2013 - [Daenerys T., Khal Drogo]
Dusk: A parody by Macarons and Muffins reviews
Melon Chicken moves to the snowy, dull town of Spoons to live with her father Gnarly. When she attends Spoons high school (also known as SPONS HIG SCOL due to the sign being vandalised) she meets the mysterious, silver eyed Deadwood Dullen and quickly comes to the conclusion that he is a... Ghost! She later realises that he is actually a vampire. Parody of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11 - Bella, Edward
Us girls are made of Steel by ElusiveParanoia reviews
When a new girl with a shady past full of conflict and danger arrives at St. Trinians, how will she live with the threat of the Russian Mafia around the corner? Kell/Belle on the side, eventually. **UPDATED**
St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 111,372 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Annabelle F., Kelly J., OC
A Framework by Wednesdaycried reviews
Adrian is in need of an identity while Joey isn't satisfied with his. This is my first attempt at fiction writing, so be nice, but be constructive too as I would like to write more and I want to get it right Some very mild sex references, no language, no violence a/n Set sometime in series 3 not long after Carmen tries to seduce Jack.
Bread - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8 - Adrian B., Joey B. - Complete
Logically We Shouldn't Get Along by seashell77 reviews
Alex and Dylan find comfort in each others' company after Hayley leaves for college. An acquaintance turns into a friend, turns into something a little bit more. Warning possible spoilers if you haven't seen season 4 yet.
Modern Family - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,604 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Alex D., Dylan, Haley D. - Complete
Why? by Linkinshire reviews
Nobody can quite understand why Kelly is with him, least of all the spiv himself, but truthfully, she has a million reasons. [Kelly/Flash ie. Klash shipping] [Light humour, some fluff and St Trinian's being nosy]
St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/1 - [Kelly J., Flash H.] - Complete
Better Hearts Get Bigger Breaks by slenderpanda597 reviews
She never thought this could happen to her. Luckily, he'll try and help her.
Bread - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19 - Nellie B., Freddie B., Joey B. - Complete
Angel Of Death by slenderpanda597 reviews
Martina feels let down by life. Perhaps death can save her? Begins with dark themes, although will become lighter as time progresses.
Crossover - Bread & Horrible Histories - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,399 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 9/13/2013 - [Joey B., Martina] - Complete
I Will Love You As: A Violaf by CarleyCavalier reviews
Of course, Violet didn't know it yet, but the house was relatively safe. Besides a rickety bookshelf, a lecherous captor, mind tricks, peppermint, French food, anagrams, codependents, poems, secret visits, psychology books, poison darts, only one bed, a skylight, tea, secret letters, root beer floats, matches, guilt, and loving parents.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,210 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Violet B., Count O., Lemony S.
I'll Get You One Day Mr Boswell by seashell77 reviews
What if Martina finally found evidence of Joey's fraud? Would she let her relationship with him stand in the way of her life long dream? One shot wonder
Bread - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Martina - Complete
Last Christmas by slenderpanda597 reviews
Last Christmas was different. Last Christmas, he hadn't broken your heart.
Bread - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Shifty B., Celia H.] - Complete
Cowboy Camp by Emtheunicorn reviews
Cowboy camp was the start of a special friendship for two moustached men. Starship/Twisted crossover. Rated M for mentions of things that Prince Achmed did not do with a tiger/language. Hints of Tup (because I can't help myself).
Starship - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Up - Complete
All You Need Is Love by slenderpanda597 reviews
Christmas is coming, a time for love. Unless you're one person...
Bread - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Martina - Complete
One Day by slenderpanda597 reviews
Martina has had a rough time over the years, and parts of it show in her character. Nobody sees the true Martina though, no matter how much she wants them to... Mentions of depression.
Bread - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Joey B., Martina] - Complete
Self destruction by Torie Rilistkrytcat reviews
All Heather wanted to do was be beautiful. But at some point, it stopped being healthy, and a little weight loss turned into a dangerous obsession. Oneshot. Warning: Contains themes of eating disorders and mental illness.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Heather - Complete
Why are we so Blind? by DaisyDoodle reviews
Taz gets sick and lets it get out of hand. Thinking she can handle it, she keep it a secret. Up gets a girlfriend and Taz realizes how much she needs him, when he starts to spend more time with the new girl than Taz.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,384 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
Secrets In The Silence by Semisonic reviews
Kelly Jones isn't used to making bad decisions. So when she finds herself in bed with a certain dodgy dealer, she shouldn't really have been surprised to find that everything else is going wrong as well. Flash/Kel.
St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,700 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Kelly J., Flash H.
What Gives My Son? by Benjjj reviews
First ever fic-not a natural writer but inspired by the superb Bread writing I found here. Joey Boswell/Roxy Hartwell (forgive me!) but all from Joey's POV and I will be blowing therelationship up. Never having seen beyond the ep - mid series 4/5 after the 'note', -where Joey tells Grandad he is seeing Roxy again. I've set it from that point- to head AU/non-canon at least.
Bread - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,789 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Joey B., Roxy
Dining with Frogs by Lost in Ashes reviews
Sherlock needs Irene Adler's help to bring down Moriarty's network. Irene drives a rather hard bargain. Complete.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,214 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
Stranded by HopelessWish reviews
Set just after Starship. The crew gets stranded on a foreign planet, and has to find a way to survive until rescue. MiniFic. This summary really sucks, but give it a shot. Please? I put it as a TUp FanFic, but it has the rest of the characters too. Please read my update. It concerns all of you. I need opinions... (Author previously named LyssaKay)
Starship - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,871 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Taz, Up
Beyond The Point Of No Return by slenderpanda597 reviews
Sequel to Always Look For The Obvious, though not directly related. What would happen if Grindelwald captured Minerva during the dark days? The quest of 2 people, madly in love, striving to defeat the Dark Lord. MMAD. Includes mature themes, ideas and references.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 11,366 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - [Albus D., Minerva M.] - Complete
Until the end St Trinians by MissSpasticEnthuseastic reviews
Flash asks kelly out again, but just as she is about to answer disaster strikes the school in the shape of the twins. Flash/Kel
St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,658 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 11/2/2009
Martina's Baby Kangaroo by slenderpanda597 reviews
It's April Fools' Day and Martina, bored, decides to play a little prank on Billy. Little does she know, someone else is about to join in the fun... What will the consequences be?
Bread - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2013 - [Joey B., Martina] - Complete
Jealousy Gets You Nowhere, My Dear by slenderpanda597 reviews
Martina is in the DHSS when something happens. Something violent, something crazed, yet something expected. Basically, drabble about a mini fight as I was in the mood for a bit of violence and character bashing. Contains mild language/sex references/violence.
Bread - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2013 - [Martina, Joey B.] - Complete
Carmen by slenderpanda597 reviews
The poem Adrian wrote about Carmen in gypsy rosalie's fic Money Angel.
Bread - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2013 - [Adrian B., Carmen] - Complete
The Health And Safety Officer by slenderpanda597 reviews
A lonely Martina, a surprising letter, an unfulfilled promise. What could possibly go wrong?
Bread - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - [Martina, Joey B.] - Complete
Our Joey kissed the DHSS woman! by Torie Rilistkrytcat reviews
DELETED SCENE FROM MY FIC MARTINA'S LAST STAND. Billy, being the nosy childish person he is, is thrilled to know a little piece of juicy gossip about his family, and wastes no time in blabbing it to any one he sees, whether or not they care.
Bread - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Billy B., Joey B. - Complete
Foxy Roxy Is Joey's Poxy Doxy! by slenderpanda597 reviews
Bread fic. Martina reflects upon Joey, with surprising consequences. Oneshot.
Bread - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/2/2013 - [Martina, Joey B.] - Complete
Moustache by thecocaptainofthefriendship reviews
Tup one shot. Taz steals Up's moustache, but what are the consequences? How does Up cope with the loss of his beloved moustache? xD
Starship - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Taz, Up - Complete
Kill With Your Heart Tup Prompts by sharpie601 reviews
These will be Tup prompts, with suggestions from all of you lovely people! Rated T just in case.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,027 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Taz, Up
Conversation During an (attempted) Interrogation by YYHfan-KB reviews
John and Sherlock frustrate a kidnapper to no end by talking nochalantly throughout his failure of an interrogation. Humour, a frustrated kidnapper, and a very amused duo, wanna guess the outcome?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tequila Times by Amy Lou Who reviews
Taz and Up fic. Enjoy the lost moments of their relationship. Sweet times, sad times, happy times and, of course, tequila times.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,212 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Taz, Up
The Adventures of the Fez Gang in Terra Nova by Emtheunicorn reviews
After discovering dinosaurs on a spaceship, the Doctor decides to take said dinosaurs to a place 85 million years in the past where they can live peacefully. Little does he know, the Terra Novans are faced with a terrible situation. Will the Doctor be able to save Terra Nova? Who else will show up along the way and what will happen to the Doctor's gang? AU crossover.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/20/2012 - 11th Doctor
The Vlog of Dr John H Watson by Haelia reviews
At the request of his fans, John starts a vlog about daily life at Baker Street and beyond. Rated T, mainly as a safety net.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,446 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
A Little Leverage by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Lestrade helps Sherlock home after the events in Belgravia. And gets a little leverage along the way.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Revenge is sweet like cookies by Ireallywantthatpie reviews
When Coop and Dennis once again sabotage one of Kat's virtual dates with his girlfriend, Kat decides to get even in a way that will haunt Coop forever... Oneshot. Cracfic.
Kid vs Kat - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Coop, Phoebe/Fibi - Complete
Faster Than The Two Of Us Combined by Faye-The-BookWolf reviews
A collection of one-shots surrounding Taz and Up throughout the time they've known each other. Taz/Up primarily. rated T for Taz's language
Starship - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 59,414 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Taz, Up
Miles to Go Before I Sleep by Cailin na hEireann reviews
Sherlock continues to stare wordlessly at John. His eyes, only minutes ago foggy with sleep and disorientation, are fierce. Intent. Completely awake, and not one bit happy. 'John. Give me the camera. Now.' John takes the camera with him as he turns and runs, laughing.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sick Day by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Sherlock is sick. The staff at the surgery are excited. John is annoyed.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The One Where Taz Gets Pregnant by Carahla reviews
Shortly after their arrival back from Bug World, Taz and Up find themselves in a situation more complicated than either of them could ever have dreamed.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,887 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
White Torture by Emtheunicorn reviews
"Lucas, the year is 2138, you are in Terra Nova Psychiatric Hospital. There is no colony and no portal." Lucas wakes up after being shot to discover that he is in a mental asylum. Caught between two painful realities he is trapped in his mind. AU
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Lucas T. - Complete
A Tale of Three Brothers by Emtheunicorn reviews
There was once a tale of three brothers, a tale of heartbreak, sadness, and woe. One day was all it took to tear the broken Taylor family apart. Follows the story of the three brothers Lucas, Michael and Anthony. AU. Lucket, Mella and Anthony/Natalie.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Complete
First Encounters And Other Such Incidents by Plot Bunnies Rule reviews
"Have you and Tazmania Alvarez ever had, shall we say, sexual relations?" The most memorable of adventures are the ones that change everything. STARSHIP, Taz/Up Tup
Starship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,273 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Taz, Up
And they thought she'd never make it by Walker'sLampshade reviews
My version of Taz and Up over the many years that they were together. Very fluffy at points, very violent in others. I hope my version of Taz and Up's relationship fits to your standards...Enjoy: T for both English and Spanish swearing. Taz/Up...Mostly.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 163,851 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
Emotions of the Emotionless by InMyHat reviews
The war against the robots is over but when Taz finds Jorge, something changes.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,894 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Taz, Up
St Trinians Drabbles by HotdogInAPineappleWorld reviews
Drabbles and oneshots with Kel/Belle, Andrea/Taylor, Zoe/Bianca, Kel/Flash and any others you want to see. PERMANENT HAITUS. See profile.
St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 45,191 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Complete
6 Months Apart by almostlover-hopelessdream reviews
Emails between Taz and Up while Up is on a mission.
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Taz, Up - Complete
Home by HidingBehindASmile reviews
What happens when Taz returns home after ten years as a Starship Ranger. Taz and Up. Based after Starship.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,681 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
Prompts of Tup by AlreadyOnMars reviews
The title says it all, 100 prompts of Tup. Genres will vary, as will ratings. K-T.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,390 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
A Very Starship Fairytale by Faye-The-BookWolf reviews
Taz is forced to read a fairytale to her young ward, Danny, with a challenge. She, Up and the rest of the team from Starship 15-A2 have to be the main characters! Eventual TUp, Spayonder, Tootsiegirl and Buguary. Rated T just in case
Starship - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,756 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Taz, Up
Captured by the-strength-in-my-scars reviews
Up and Taz are close friends, but only friends. So what happens when Taz is captured by the robots? Will their relationship change? Please review!
Starship - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,286 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Taz, Up
Saturday Night by Emtheunicorn reviews
Taz and Up were the toughest rangers around and together they were an unstoppable force. What happens when Taz and Up are separated to go on different missions? How will they cope with this separation? Will they survive their time apart?
Starship - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,982 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Taz, Up
Road Hazards by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Sherlock Holmes learns to drive. Mycroft may never recover.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Seducing Mother Earth by Anne Oying reviews
Episode 15: Dude, Where's My Characterisation?: Squeaky lands a date! Is life finally cutting him a break, or just setting him up for cheap larfs and even more humiliation than normal? Also included: a mysterious creeper on a recliner throne.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,852 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Frank N. Furter
Martina's last stand by Torie Rilistkrytcat reviews
Giftfic for gypsyrosalie, written for the 1980s british show 'Bread.' Martina, the DHSS lady, is having a very stressful day, and just as she's about to snap she gets a visit from her least favourite people, Joey Boswell. Merry Christmas, gypsyrosalie.
Bread - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Martina, Joey B. - Complete
Keeping Warm by almostlover-hopelessdream reviews
ONE-SHOT. Taz and Up find themselves in the middle of an English winter, what will they do to keep warm? God I suck so bad at summaries. Rated T because I don't think I'll ever learn what these ratings mean.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
Namesake by E. F. Brighty reviews
He found her when she was 15, tied up in a tree like a piñata. My view of Taz and Up's relationship, enjoy. Pre-Starship, Rated just in case.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,034 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Taz, Up
I'm Yours by kazzymetron reviews
Taz and Up get married and it is very fluffy. Partially inspired by the song I'm Yours by The Script, which is where its name and the song lyrics at the end are from
Starship - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
Keenseeyera by chocolatebearturk reviews
Taz finally has her first dance at her quinceañera, a few days too late.
Starship - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Up, Taz - Complete
Prank by I'mafreakinStarshipRanger reviews
February is making evil plans... Specs/Krayonder and Taz/Up pairings
Starship - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Krayonder, Specs - Complete
Learning to Dance by Karri Justina reviews
A/N: Thank you to everyone who has supported this story here and on Tumblr. I am excited to announce that the ebook version is now available to download for free at karrijustinashea DOT wordpress DOT com SLASH learning-to-dance - hope you enjoy!
Starship - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,971 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
The Revenge of Junior by MarynMoriarty reviews
Did you really think he was dead? No, he is back and is planning revenge on two unsuspecting rangers! Can they survive and what secerets will be revealed? Eventual Taz/Up please R&R.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Up, Taz
Just Cuddling! by musicals4life reviews
Previously uploaded before Starship was a category, so I uploaded it here as well! Complete Taz/Up fluff: Taz opened her eyes to find herself pressed right up against Up's chest. "Up? What are jou doing?" Up smiled, "Just Cuddling,"
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
Positive by little-miss-beth reviews
The one word that changed Kelly Jones life for ever. Flash/Kelly. Rated T for language.
St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,081 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010
The Wretched Window by Random Little Writer reviews
Violet and Klaus fight over who gets what present, Aunt Josephine and Random become friends, Mr. Poe and the Gangster Gecko try to perform a grammatically correct rap song, and there is a lack of outside references.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,436 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 12/10/2009
100Prompts of TUp by AssasinQueen reviews
Starship: Exactly as the title says, 100 stories about the TazxUp pairing.
Starship - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Taz, Up
Lieutenant Lopez by AssasinQueen reviews
Starship: Short stories revolving around Lt. Taz. Concerning both her past and future. Will contain: TUp, Tunior & occasionally TazxOC. Rated M to be safe
Starship - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Taz
Makeovers, Medals, and Redvines by RivkAnn reviews
Based off of Team Starkid's Starship. The eight heroes recieve awards for their accomplishments. Meanwhile, February gives the ladies a makeover, and Up must deal with his feelings for Taz. Starship c Team Starkid.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Complete
Red Vines by arillovesyou22 reviews
This is a AVPM/ AVPS Story. -Ron is going through a tough time. His Red Vines are gone! And it doesn't help when Herman keeps beeing, well, Herman... Fallow Ron, Hermione, and Harry as they find love, and wait- diffrent bodies? Find out here...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011
Kelly Jones, head girl by Torie Rilistkrytcat reviews
Kelly's life at St Trinian's, the moment she set foot in the school for anarchists. Loathed by the head girl, ignored by the pupils, she is forced to prove herself as a true St Trinian.
St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kelly J., JJ French
Ridiculous Earthling Garments by Torie Rilistkrytcat reviews
When the transylvanians first land on the planet known as Earth, to avoid suspicion they must shop for suitable earthling clothes, a task easier said than done. Oneshot.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Frank N. Furter
Dorothy and Friends Rob a Bank by Beanstalks reviews
When Dorothy Zbornak threatens Woody's life, Rose and the toys must help her rob a bank. 231% crackfic.
Crossover - Toy Story & Golden Girls - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Buzz Lightyear, Dorothy Z. - Complete
Engaged by Emerald Penguin reviews
The girl's plan to set Kelly and Flash up takes an unexpected turn when his life beyond St. Trinian's is dragged into the open; forced to keep up the charade they must attend events as a real couple, but how long will it be before pretend becomes reality?
St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,245 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010
W hat took you so long? by Call Me Tom reviews
Kelly/Flash, for Beth. Freeverse. Yes, I FAIL at it, but it just wouldn't work any other way for me. :C "Perhaps it was wrong of you to think that he'd a l w a y s be there for you..."
St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Complete
A Night Remembered by Taliesin-niseilaT reviews
'I have to know what might have been.' What really happened between Jeffrey and Gladys that night? Missing moment from 'A Night Not To Remember'.
Hi-de-Hi! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Gladys P., Jeffrey F.
Caught on Camera by Emerald Penguin reviews
The geeks have the whole school rigging but not all the footage is allowed to be seen. Kelly is the Head girl after all, and more than entitled to pull a few strings. Kelly/Flash
St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010
Phoenix Gang by Emerald Penguin reviews
The leader of the most revered criminal gang in the world has come to St. Trinians, and that's the good news. Geoffrey is on the war path and won't be happy until he has brought down the girls the beat and humiliated him once and for all. Flash/Kelly
St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,602 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009
Umbridge: After 'A Very Potter Sequel' by NRC reviews
Title says it all. AVPM/AVPS compliant. If you haven't watched the musicals, please don't read this - it gives spoilers and you won't get the jokes. Drabble. FIC CHALLENGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Firenze, Dolores U. - Complete
Things Change by abiirosee reviews
AU; After leaving Clamburg when she was 9, Charlotte returns 7 years later to find everyone very different. Will she be able to help everyone out? Or will her own problems just get in the way? Disturbing story ahead. COMPLETED!
Making Fiends - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,211 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Complete
Slide by abiirosee reviews
He didn't know what to make of it. Had he really killed his own life before it started? OC Oneshot. Based on the Goo Goo Dolls' song
Making Fiends - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Complete
A little competition? by Emerald Penguin reviews
Flash is off limits, everyone knows that, students and teachers alike. Unfortunatly it looks like the new English teacher didn't get the memo. How will Kelly face having some competition for Flash? K/F
St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Complete
The Revised Reptile Room by Random Little Writer reviews
Olaf accidentally cuts his own leg off, Mr. Poe drives a purple Mini, Uncle Monty doesn't know he's in a parody, and Random's cousin hijacks the story.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,248 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
The Badly Written Beginning by Random Little Writer reviews
The first in a series of parodies, in which the Baudelaires grow beards, Count Olaf dances, Mr. Poe talks like a gangster, words get misspelled, and the fourth wall is broken mercilessly.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,507 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Complete
Collide by GeeTrinian reviews
She was strong. She was Head Girl. But maybe this time, she needed some help. Kel/Flash.
St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,963 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
Girl Talk by orangepony reviews
Everyone needs a best friend to help them get the man of their dreams, even Kelly Jones.
St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,906 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Complete
The Name of the Game by Werepuppy Black reviews
St Trinians character pieces. Chapter Nine - "Anoushka Srbova was royalty, on her mother’s side, and didn’t she just know it?"
St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,056 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008
Just What I Needed by Werepuppy Black reviews
Post-movie fic. “Where’s Flash off to?” Peaches giggled. Chloe looked up at her friend’s words. “Ooh, he’s very dressed up,” she cooed appreciatively. “Are those flowers?” she asked, before blinking. “Oh my god! Flash has a date!”
St. Trinian's - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
Photo by startanew reviews
Bread Julie shows a friend a photo of Billy
British Comedy - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Dance Halls Turn To by pearlchavez reviews
It's the end of year ball at St Trinians, and the almost as infamous male counterpart St Martin's comes along for the annunal ball. But what will happen with the head girl and the effortlessly cool spiv realises she's isnt a student anymore?
St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
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say something, I'm giving up on you reviews
There are some things love can't weather. Joey makes a difficult decision.
Bread - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19 - Joey B., Roxy - Complete
A Sleepless Night reviews
Joey remembers Edgar. Very short piece. Belated giftfic for Benjjj.
Bread - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6 - Joey B. - Complete
Adrian's briefcase reviews
In which Adrian attempts to make his family appreciate his success in real estate. Belated giftfic for Shell.
Bread - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6 - Billy B., Adrian B. - Complete
The Ladder reviews
In which a New Year's Eve party is thrown, and Aveline faces a crisis. Belated giftfic for Sev. A little bit of Avwald.
Bread - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6 - [Aveline B., Oswald] - Complete
There's A World Outside Your Window reviews
Christmas is a time for family. But every family has its secrets, and not everything is running smoothly this year. (ATEOTD, J/M, A/I, N/D)
Bread - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,001 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Joey B., Martina] Nellie B., Adrian B. - Complete
Goings-on in the DHSS after closing time reviews
While packing up, Martina finds Joey Boswell has left something behind...
Bread - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Joey B., Martina - Complete
Still Not Ready For All This reviews
Julie's getting remarried, Francesca's coming to stay with him, he's having a rough time- and Billy's not ready to cope with any of it. And what's more, despite all his problems, Joey's still getting all the attention at home. (ATEOTD)
Bread - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,628 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Billy B., Julie, Joey B. - Complete
Leaping Out of the Bath (Shouting 'Next! ') reviews
Martina has never expected much out of life. She's never had reason to. (ATEOTD).
Bread - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 71,040 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Martina - Complete
Total Drama Chris-travaganza! reviews
After nine seasons of abusing animated teens and several arrests for gross negligence, the 'host with the most' attempts one final season…by himself. It's hour upon hour of Chris on the air! With occasional interruptions from his one remaining companion, Chef, and a couple of guest appearances. Crack! Giftfic for Torie Rilistkrytcat.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet - Complete
Thirty-Eight Minutes Past Nine reviews
How do an ambitious new vicar and an aspiring model chance to meet, anyway? Pre-Series 4 (5), Aveline/Oswald.
Bread - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,758 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2013 - [Oswald, Aveline B.] - Complete
At the end of the day reviews
They argue about the most trivial of things. She lectures him about morality, he hides money in the teapot. But they're happy, and Heaven knows they deserve to be after all they've been through. Set years after the show finishes. Joey/Martina.
Bread - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 96,715 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - [Joey B., Martina] - Complete
Money Angel reviews
'One tiny slip-up in one of your otherwise cunningly-crafted plans and I'll have you right where I want you, Mister Boswell. Now where would you get the idea that I was watching over you? ' Set mid-way through series 4 (/5). A disastrous encounter with an aggressive client lands Martina in Joey Boswell's debt, and thus begins a highly unexpected chain of events. Joey/Martina.
Bread - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 101,172 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - [Joey B., Martina] - Complete
Next time it really will be wonderful! reviews
Adrian wants to make this a Valentine's Day worth remembering. Carmen has other ideas.
Bread - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2013 - [Adrian B., Carmen] - Complete
Nick Harper signs on reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Martina gets more than she bargained for when Nick comes down to scrounge for money and discuss his harebrained schemes.
Crossover - My Family & Bread - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Martina - Complete
An Inexplicable Gift reviews
(Belated) Christmas fic. In which there is a large heating bill, Joey makes a snap decision and Martina becomes the beneficiary of something unexpected. Some Joetina.
Bread - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/30/2012 - [Joey B., Martina] - Complete
An Unconventional Family Gathering reviews
The crew of Starship 15A2 attempt to celebrate the festive season while stuck in deep space. Mayhem, embarrassment and a hunt for a Christmas tree on an alien planet ensue. Three-shot, with a side order of TUp and Spayonder.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/13/2012 - [Taz, Up] [Specs, Krayonder]
A Ship is a Boat, John reviews
In which Sherlock discovers fanfiction and analyses it to death, John's curiosity gets the better of him, Lestrade doesn't understand what the term 'fangirls' means and the skull becomes the primary audience for Sherlock's dramatic readings.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Escape from the Fist of Iron reviews
What if the Starship Rangers hadn't won the Robot Wars? What if the robots now controlled the universe? In a bid to free earth of the enemy, Taz must struggle to find her will to fight again, along with the help of a scraggly band of misfit would-be rangers. Eventual TUp.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,857 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Taz, Up
The Soapy Moustache reviews
Some bad choices on Taz's part land her with cleaning duty for the rest of the week, much to her anger and Up's amusement. TUp. A bit of fluff, a bit of humour and a whole lot of fun with soap bubbles.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/28/2012 - [Taz, Up] - Complete
Bucket Falls reviews
"It hurts to breathe. It hurts to live. I hate her, yet I do not think I can exist without her." After he's shot, Lucas finds himself in a strange stupour, where one face continues to haunt his thoughts. Written for the Lucket Awards.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Lucas T., Skye - Complete
Five Mornings reviews
Some things change over time. Some things don't. TUp.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Up, Taz - Complete
The Best Things in Life are Expensive reviews
Very short piece. Joey Boswell reflects on something dear to his heart.
Bread - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Joey B. - Complete
Partners in Crime reviews
St Trinian's is put at risk when Flash gets mixed up with the most deadly organisation in the country. When attempts to save him and the school fail, Kelly is faced with a difficult decision. Flash/Kel
St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,887 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Kelly J., Flash H.
Reconstruction reviews
After the events on Bug World, Taz and Up's real feelings become increasingly obvious...but not to each other. Meanwhile, Space-Claw's plotting and a dangerous new army is gathering on the other side of the galaxy. TUp.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,693 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Up, Taz - Complete
Next! reviews
How Series 5, Episode 10 should have ended. Shifty's reappearance has reopened old wounds, and Martina can't take it any more. Joey/Martina.
Bread - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2012 - [Martina, Joey B.] - Complete
Be my Valentine, Taz reviews
Valentine's Day turns into a disaster when several crewmembers get the same idea and Taz ends up with five valentines, all purporting to be from Up.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2012 - [Taz, Up] - Complete
It starts with a happy thought reviews
'The spell is tough. Trying to feel happy is tougher.' Taz learns to conjure a Patronus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Starship - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Dementors, Taz - Complete
Another day down the Social Security reviews
. It's an ordinary morning and the egregious Joey Boswell has come in to make another extraordinary claim. Joey/Martina if you squint.
Bread - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2011 - [Martina, Joey B.] - Complete
Head Over Heels Down A Flight Of Stairs reviews
Flash Harry's first encounter with the enigmatic Kelly Jones. References to 'Partners in Crime.'
St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Kelly J., Flash H. - Complete
Just Taz reviews
Pre-Starship. Up is looking to train a new Lieutenant, but in taking the little Hispanic girl he rescued five years ago under his wing, he gets a lot more than he bargained for.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Up, Taz - Complete
But Miss, it's for charity! reviews
After the twins destroy the west wing of the school, the girls need to raise money to have it rebuilt. Unfortunately, the Posh Totty's idea of running a kissing booth has some disastrous outcomes for the Head Girl...Kel/Flash
St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Kelly J., Flash H. - Complete
A Very Umbridge Sequel reviews
Very Potter Musical/Sequel. Umbridge's fears that she's getting 'chubby' turn out to be something more wonderful...her Mama WOULD be pleased! But can she straighten out her own chil'rens? And will that Harry Potter and his friends ever leave her alone?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,613 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Dolores U., Firenze - Complete
Nobody likes Celia! reviews
A boring English lesson soon turns to chaos as the girls consider who likes who. Miss Dickinson's sanity would never be the same... every pairing you can think of.
St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Celia, Chelsea P., Ms. Dickinson - Complete
Death And All His Friends reviews
AU. Marvin is a hit-man for the Clamburg mafia, living in fear of his boss. Sent on an important mission he finds himself falling for the girl he was hired to assassinate, which could result in disaster if his boss finds out. Charvin.
Making Fiends - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Marvin, Charlotte
Marcus: Old and Senile reviews
I, Marcus of the Volturi, ancient vampire extraordinaire, cordially invite all you younguns to bask in my old, and do I mean OLD, glory, and share my wisdom...if I can remember what that is. Response to 'Caius is older', part of 'Oldies Competition.'
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Marcus, Caius - Complete
Get me to the church on time reviews
Patrick and Sally are getting married! With Jeff's frightening new obsessions, Susan's new baby acting up, Oliver turning up drunk and Patrick and Sally getting cold feet, it's shaping up to be a very memorable day...
Coupling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Patrick M., Sally H.
Dangerous reviews
A dark vision of Maggie's sends the lives of both Marvin and Vendetta spinning in a new direction...MarVetta, mild Charvin and Grudgetta
Making Fiends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Vendetta, Marvin
Charlotte's Cheery Christmas Songs! reviews
Vendetta is haunted by three ghosts who look suspiciously like Clamburg residents just before Christmas. Can they convince her to change her ways? Sort of a MF version of 'A Christmas Carol'. Please R&R!
Making Fiends - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,245 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Vendetta - Complete
Decisions reviews
Jeffrey has to lose Gladys to realize what she means to him. Jeffrey/Gladys. May be rewritten in future.
Hi-de-Hi! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Gladys P., Jeffrey F. - Complete
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