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Joined 10-11-09, id: 2111294, Profile Updated: 01-13-15
Author has written 3 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog.

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  • Said picture will probably intrigue you quite a bit when taken out of context. What is Rouge doing? Is she pooping? Trying to poop? In pleasure or pain? Both?
  • She's whatever you want her to be.
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    Those Gilded Chains We Wear by KuraiBites reviews
    During the battle for Hogwarts, Hermione accepts to do the Unbreakable Vow with Bellatrix to protect the people she loves. But binding herself to the dark witch has more consequences than she could ever have anticipated. Cover art by batlesbo/Chloé C.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 287,739 - Reviews: 2047 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
    Summer Nights in Space by sisirongana reviews
    Instead of galactic peril and the rush to save Earth, there's homework and detention. But Miranda's still a cheerleader, Liara's still a nerd, and Shepard's still a flirt. High school AU. Tentative FShepard/Miranda... if Liara can keep it in her pants.
    Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,283 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Shepard (F), Miranda L.
    Ruse by Lord Kelvin reviews
    What's that? I can't hear you over these whiney specimens. Here's an idea: say it to my face and I'll think about it.
    Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Sonic, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
    Until the End and Back Again by Sachehund reviews
    In the aftermath of the second battle for Hoover Dam, the unforeseen consequences of a political snafu send Veronica, Col. Moore, the mutants of Jacobstown and many others on an interlocking collision course with the East Coast Brotherhood. Adult themes
    Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,729 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - [Sarah Lyons, Veronica S.] Marcus, Colonel Moore
    MAWS by Dr Death DST reviews
    MAWS, a parody of Jaws. Ashley Williams is sent to deal with a thresher maw terrorizing a moon resort in the Century system. Teaming up with a salty krogan and salarian scientist, she must confront the largest thresher maw ever recorded.
    Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,539 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Ashley W. - Complete
    Pink and blue flowers by cornwallace reviews
    This is a slice of life - only a slice.
    Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
    Mass Aliens by Dr Death DST reviews
    Ashley Williams is charged with salvaging an Alliance vessel that has mysteriously gone dark. Inside she must fight for survival against one of most terrifying enemies she has yet faced. Takes place between ME1 and ME2. Also a dash of femslash.
    Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,854 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Alien/Xenomorph, Ashley W. - Complete
    Ginsu Girl by Howlitzer reviews
    You've gotta stay sharp to make it out of this one, honey.
    Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Amy
    Nocebo by Anna Marcelli Palmer reviews
    Through my self-destruction, I can finally be someone.
    Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,676 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
    Hate and High Tides by Dicta Lumen reviews
    As Azeroth attempts a return to peace after the Lich King's War, unexplained attacks occur on the high seas. Follow the leaders of each faction as they fight the breakout of another war. -Takes place after Lich King but before Cataclysm reviews welcome !
    Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Sylvanas Windrunner, Forsaken
    Maze by amberpire reviews
    - but Luna is a labyrinth and Hermione has no sense of direction when it comes to her. ;Hermione/Luna; Rating may change.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,529 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Hermione G., Luna L.
    Plastic Fantastic by Ostercy reviews
    Lara Croft teams up with Barbie to defeat the Raelians. A Tomb Raider/Barbie crossover cowritten by Tim Radley and Ostercy.
    Crossover - Tomb Raider & Game X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,699 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Lara Croft - Complete
    Commiseration by Rowan Seven reviews
    In the aftermath of the Battle for the Undercity, Thrall and Sylvanas reflect. Contains WotLK expansion spoilers.
    Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,015 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
    Pain by JimVan reviews
    A horrible sickness, a dreadful mystery, and a crippling sacrifice. All for her. KnucklesXRouge
    Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,699 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Knuckles, Rouge - Complete
    The Kitsune and the Huntress: A Take of Rika and R by shanejayell reviews
    Shoujo-ai Fantasy! A AU fic, similar characters, new situation!
    Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,174 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/15/2004 - Published: 5/13/2002
    As a Flower to the Light by SilvorMoon reviews
    Kari finds herself in the company of the beautiful Flower Queen, only to learn that roses carry sharp thorns. For Cynthia's REALLY Weird Couples Contest. FF, MM, Crossbreeding
    Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,057 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2001 - Hikari Y./Kari K., Rosemon - Complete
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    Satisfy reviews
    He makes her glow.
    Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6 - [Rouge, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman] - Complete
    Vacant reviews
    There has been a cataclysmic event. All colours have been sucked from the surface world. Corpses litter the streets. Monsters hunt for bodies still warm. Two dysfunctional allies must work together if they want to survive. Where are the Heroes, now? (Re-upload)
    Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,599 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6
    Wholesome reviews
    A little Old Western town is torn apart from within by violence, passions, perversions and an undercurrent of corruption. A mysterious newcomer, apparently after the local hero's blood, witnesses the gradual unravel of people he might learn to care about. Slash, Femmeslash.
    Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Western/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,592 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Sonic, Amy, Shadow, Rouge