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Joined 10-11-09, id: 2111294, Profile Updated: 02-07-14

All the stories written under this account are mine. I do not steal stories, nor do I publish/share any of these works elsewhere. Not in whole. Not in part. If you find any of my fics listed on another site/under another user name/etc, or you discover that sections of my work have been copy/pasted into someone else's fiction/website/etc, please inform me of such; it counts as plagiarism. I share these stories only on my profile page. If you would like to use any of my stories in whole or in part, or wish to write sequels/spiritual successors related to my works, please ask for my permission. Thank you.

  • A Few Announcements (you might want to read this if you have any questions or are simply curious)
  • -I've been AFK (away from keyboard) for longer than expected. I wanted to let you know that I will be AFK again. You're welcome to PM me, but the likelihood of my response being immediate is... slight. I may only get back to you months afterward.

    -I have also resigned from my position as a member of the Eliminator forum due to my absence as well as all foreseeable inactivity. I will no longer be able to assist with matters relating to the group. There was no drama; I have left in good will and of my own choice.

    -02-05-2014 I have removed the profile picture/avatar I had been using up until today for decorative purposes. I provided attribution when the image was in use. The image is no longer being used knowingly by me as I have done all I am able to do in order to cease my use of the image. I am no longer knowingly/willingly associated with the image. If the image is still visible anywhere within Fanfiction.net (whilst being associated with my profile and my activities on Fanfiction.net by any means, such as my pen-name, fiction published, etc.) it is beyond my control. Any remaining presence of the removed image is intended to be temporary.

    -02-05-2014 Lastly, my account as you know it may soon be 'closed'. My activity will probably be limited to answering PMs, posting on forums and perhaps a rare profile update or review. I have decided to remove my stories in order to draw attention away from this account (the backlog I'm sorting through review-wise is considerable). I have thoroughly enjoyed the past few years here as an active member of the website, but I just don't have the time to devote to fanfics anymore. I do not intend for this account to be considered 'dead'. Just inactive. Closed, so to speak.

  • If you wish to obtain a copy of any/all of my published fanfiction/fanfics/fics/stories/works (and I mean obtaining a copy/copies of said work/s purely for the sake of keeping said copy/copies unchanged and unpublished for private reading only), then please send me a PM so that I can in return send you the requested title(s) via the DocX mechanism. We'll need to establish a connection first, but it is no trouble to do so.
  • If you'd like to obtain a copy/copies of any/all of my fanfiction, then I kindly ask that you do not:

    -republish (whole or in part) any/all of my formerly published stories someplace other than this account (other websites, other Fanfiction.net accounts/profiles, etc.)

    -modify my work in any way/shape/form and by any degree

    -claim ownership over my work (whether whole or in part)

    -write sequels or spiritual successors to my work(s) without my express permission to do so (please provide attribution should I offer my consent)

    -basically, I ask that you do not use and/or manipulate any/all of these works, whether whole or in part, in any way that was not intended by me as the author of said works. These fanfics are not written for the purpose of making money, but I would still like some recognition of my authorship. These stories are being made available to you for your private reading pleasure, only. Please don't plagiarize.

    Thanks so much for your understanding. God bless you! :) Please see below for an alphabetized list of my published (and later removed) fanfiction/stories. Hopefully I'll have a chance to illustrate the stories more clearly.

    Abhorrent Admirer
    Best Friend
    Black Rain
    Dance Lessons
    Dangerous Attraction
    Forbidden Desires
    Harpy's Cry
    Late Night Television
    Lucky 38
    Orange Juice
    Push the Button, Turn the Knob
    Rough Love
    Science Salsa
    Skin Deep
    Stress Relief
    Tell Me You Love Me
    The Art of Seduction
    The Failed Cake
    The Handbag
    The Last Job
    The Magic Mushroom
    The Outing
    The Trap
    Theatre of War
    Utter Randomness


    *I do not own the real-world brand names, movie names, product names, company names and otherwise mentioned in any/all of my fanfiction/profile/forum posts and otherwise. Likewise I claim no ownership over all real-world products/services mentioned in any/all of my fanfiction/profile/forum posts and otherwise. In addition, I do not own previously used profile pictures/avatars and all other imagery.

    *My writing is not for profit. I do not profit from any mentioning of any brand names/movie names/product names/company names/products/services and otherwise. I do not profit from the display of any and all imagery. All third party material has been removed is no longer in any conscious use or on intended display.

    *I do not own any of the fandoms and characters used in my stories.

    MA (Really Mature) Content is Banned According to Rules and Guidelines, Viewable under Publish; Rules and Guidelines (For Real, Man!)

    "http://www.FanFiction.Net only accepts content in the Fiction K through Fiction M range. Fiction M can contain adult language, themes and suggestions. Detailed descriptions of physical interaction of sexual or violent nature is considered Fiction MA and has not been allowed on the site since 2002."

    The Good News; Easy Ways to Fix Common Rulebreaking Material

    (ツ)Songfics: Disclaimers are not enough. The Fix; Ensure that the lyrics of your chosen song are in the public domain. Otherwise, you are stealing.

    (ツ)ToD/Submit OCs/Choose Your Adventure; Interactive fiction is not allowed. The Fix; Ensure that all your submissions are received via PM, never reviews, and if you have gotten review submissions in the past, politely tell your audience to stop doing so. Post relevant polls on your profile, and post character sheets on your profile or as an author's note, the latter being acceptable as long as the rest of the chapter is story content.

    (ツ)Lists/Help Me Finds/Announcements/Rants; Non-story content is not allowed to be published. The Fix; Transfer the information to your profile and delete the non-story publication.

    (ツ)MA Content; Extra mature fiction is banned. The Fix; Move your MA fiction to another site that does allow MA content.

    Me, Elsewhere!

    I am part of the Brotherhood of the Pen:

    RANK: Beta

    NUMBER: 20

    GENDER: Female - now you know. If you didn't before, I mean.

    NOTES: I am a Mentor. If you need help, I am willing and able to assist, within the group and beyond.

    Kelvin's forum is a gathering of curious Sonic authors. We chat, we write, and we share funny quotes from time to time.

    Thank You, Kindly Reviewers!

    The constructive, the nice and the mean; all reviews add to the overall experience. Thanks for making my time here memorable.

    That's It, My Profile is Through; Thanks for Reading!

    Take the time to smile today! May your life be long, your body and spirit healthy, and may you experience much happiness.

    God bless you.

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    Summer Nights in Space by sisirongana reviews
    Instead of galactic peril and the rush to save Earth, there's homework and detention. But Miranda's still a cheerleader, Liara's still a nerd, and Shepard's still a flirt. High school AU. Tentative FShepard/Miranda... if Liara can keep it in her pants.
    Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,283 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Shepard (F), Miranda L.
    Those Gilded Chains We Wear by KuraiBites reviews
    During the battle for Hogwarts, Hermione accepts to do the Unbreakable Vow with Bellatrix to protect the people she loves. But binding herself to the dark witch has more consequences than she could ever have anticipated. Cover art by batlesbo/Chloé C.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 274,222 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
    Until the End and Back Again by Sachehund reviews
    In the aftermath of the second battle for Hoover Dam, the unforeseen consequences of a political snafu send Veronica, Col. Moore, the mutants of Jacobstown and many others on an interlocking collision course with the East Coast Brotherhood. Adult themes
    Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,729 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Veronica S., Sarah Lyons
    MAWS by Dr Death DST reviews
    MAWS, a parody of Jaws. Ashley Williams is sent to deal with a thresher maw terrorizing a moon resort in the Century system. Teaming up with a salty krogan and salarian scientist, she must confront the largest thresher maw ever recorded.
    Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,539 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Ashley W. - Complete
    Pink and blue flowers by cornwallace reviews
    This is a slice of life - only a slice.
    Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
    Mass Aliens by Dr Death DST reviews
    Ashley Williams is charged with salvaging an Alliance vessel that has mysteriously gone dark. Inside she must fight for survival against one of most terrifying enemies she has yet faced. Takes place between ME1 and ME2. Also a dash of femslash.
    Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,854 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Alien/Xenomorph, Ashley W. - Complete
    Ginsu Girl by Howlitzer reviews
    You've gotta stay sharp to make it out of this one, honey.
    Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Amy
    Nocebo by Anna Marcelli Palmer reviews
    Through my self-destruction, I can finally be someone.
    Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,676 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
    Hate and High Tides by Dicta Lumen reviews
    As Azeroth attempts a return to peace after the Lich King's War, unexplained attacks occur on the high seas. Follow the leaders of each faction as they fight the breakout of another war. -Takes place after Lich King but before Cataclysm reviews welcome !
    Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Sylvanas Windrunner, Forsaken
    Maze by amberpire reviews
    - but Luna is a labyrinth and Hermione has no sense of direction when it comes to her. ;Hermione/Luna; Rating may change.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,529 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Hermione G., Luna L.
    Plastic Fantastic by Ostercy reviews
    Lara Croft teams up with Barbie to defeat the Raelians. A Tomb Raider/Barbie crossover cowritten by Tim Radley and Ostercy.
    Crossover - Tomb Raider & Game X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,699 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Lara Croft - Complete
    Commiseration by Rowan Seven reviews
    In the aftermath of the Battle for the Undercity, Thrall and Sylvanas reflect. Contains WotLK expansion spoilers.
    Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,015 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
    Pain by JimVan reviews
    A horrible sickness, a dreadful mystery, and a crippling sacrifice. All for her. KnucklesXRouge
    Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,699 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Knuckles, Rouge - Complete
    The Kitsune and the Huntress: A Take of Rika and R by shanejayell reviews
    Shoujo-ai Fantasy! A AU fic, similar characters, new situation!
    Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,174 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/15/2004 - Published: 5/13/2002
    As a Flower to the Light by SilvorMoon reviews
    Kari finds herself in the company of the beautiful Flower Queen, only to learn that roses carry sharp thorns. For Cynthia's REALLY Weird Couples Contest. FF, MM, Crossbreeding
    Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,057 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/3/2001 - Hikari Y./Kari K., Rosemon - Complete