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The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 19565 - Favs: 6,610 - Follows: 4,499 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Here in the Garden of Sin by ooza reviews
Edward has spent his entire existence longing for one thing. When he finally gets it, his careful control starts slipping. It doesn't matter to his savior, she's dying either way. Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. ExB/AU/OOC/Dark
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,317 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Green and Easybella by BettiGefecht reviews
She only remembers a silent kid, he doesn't remember her at all. When they meet again years later, they feel a connection that isn't of this world - - - ExB; AH; Rated M. Autism; age gap; unconditional love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 137,423 - Reviews: 5538 - Favs: 2,864 - Follows: 3,205 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
Push and Pull by hmmille reviews
Bella stands up for herself when Edward tries to leave. Offering him something that no one else can, they now face a new adversary in a surprising newborn with a strange ability. How far will they go to tear them apart? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,402 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
School Of Mischief by mkystich reviews
Having to maintain the family tradition, Bella starts her two year requirement at the prestigious CV Academy. To the outside world CVA seemed like a socialite high school where students ended up becoming governors, senators, CEOs, lawyers, and doctors, but the students knew there was more to the school then that. ::this is a drabble::
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 24,349 - Reviews: 2116 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Bella, Edward
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,973 - Reviews: 3855 - Favs: 3,303 - Follows: 4,447 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Under the Master's Kilt by ladyeire3 reviews
One stumble on the ancient cobblestones of Edinburgh will change Bella's life forever. A drabble prompted by some amazing women...and it all started with the love of a man in a kilt. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 20,476 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Her Dark Salvation by WitchyVampireGirl reviews
When it seems as if you have everything to lose, would you be able to take that step towards salvation even if it means you may lose yourself in the process. Darkward All Human Rated M Taste of the Forbidden Entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,424 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Only by sadtomato reviews
Edward likes girls. Jake likes boys. It's never been a problem for them as best friends and roommates. What happens when the lines start to blur? Can your love for your best friend become something more? SLASH. M Exhibitionism, lemons, grownup feelings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,264 - Reviews: 2468 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
For EveryDay of Forever by jess2002 reviews
A heartbreaking tale of Edward and Bella in foster care. How do you become a "Normal" person after being abused in every way, brainwashed and manipulated? Can they make it through life together or will it rip them apart? R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 87,317 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bite to Break Skin by Jillian Landers reviews
There is a fate for Bella Swan that is beyond everyone's control- even Edward Cullen's- unless he can agree to allow her to be changed. AU/OOC. Repost.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,195 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Bella, Edward
Fall to Ruin One Day by sleepyvalentina reviews
He wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 108,885 - Reviews: 8829 - Favs: 4,243 - Follows: 3,589 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
En Pointe by GingerWombatkat reviews
For Beyond the Pale: The treaty left Bella his slave, but serving a vampire who demands perfection is a challenge. BxE VERY DARKWARD, Mature content, read at your own risk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,226 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 2,289 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Second Elizabeth by Nocturnal Emissions reviews
Adopted and taken to live with her new family, given a new name, "Elizabeth" finds her true self and love. Prequel to Involuntary Rapture. Rated M for violence and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 85 - Words: 11,838 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Elizabeth, Charles
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7298 - Favs: 9,685 - Follows: 5,601 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Something More by Driven To Desire Challenge reviews
He wants her, has wanted her for years. Will he open eyes and see all that she truly is?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,835 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Failure to Thrive by Julesnerd reviews
Bella is sexually unfulfilled after four horrible encounters. She meets Edward Masen, and things begin to change. Edward is sexally insatiable and Bella has been told she's frigid. B/E/AH/AU/OOC. Rated M for a reason! Lemons to follow. Humor/Sarcasm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 195,999 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 3,300 - Follows: 2,580 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just an Interview by Driven To Desire Challenge reviews
This interview could change his life, and Jasper was ready, practised, prepared. Nothing could stand in his way... right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Jasper, Carlisle - Complete
Understanding Me by Nocturnal Emissions reviews
Edward Cullen is a teenager with unusual powers. He struggles to find his place in the world. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Edward, Bella
Desire and Deception by Driven To Desire Challenge reviews
I had the perfect life in New York. Money, a nice house, loving husband. But still, I craved him. He was a man so close yet so forbidden. My own personal demon. My torture. My step-brother; Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,693 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tempt My Tongue by Savage7289 reviews
Bloodthirsty vampire Edward Cullen has but a single goal in his pointless existence – lose his virginity with a human. He will stop at nothing to entice the unusual girl he saves in the street, but can he claim her body without killing her? AU, EPOV, M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,674 - Reviews: 2604 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Complete
Cosmic Awakenings by Lutz's Mistress reviews
Welcome to Earth. The year is 2128. In the attempt to make inter-galactic peace, space stations were set up giving ambassadors from different planets the opportunity to work together. They shared ideas, cultures, and occasionally, a little bit more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twisted in Every Way by jess2002 reviews
Renee catches Bella in a dangerous situation with her boyfriend. Renee ships Bella to Forks, but the need to be strong armed in a relationship is too great for Bella. Will the move do any good? co-written with Siobhan! r&r please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,578 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Craving Caramel by Drowning in Chaos reviews
They dated in school & split amicably when he moved to the NYC. Years later he comes to realise life means nothing without her, but his quest to win her back is foiled when he returns to a Bella that harbors 10yrs of heartache and secrets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,698 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12815 - Favs: 7,355 - Follows: 6,132 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Whom The Bell Tolls by CyraBear reviews
There's a dusty old bookstore in Seattle where the proprietor keeps odd hours and knows the location of every book in his stock. What surprises hide in its stacks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 130,447 - Reviews: 4278 - Favs: 2,549 - Follows: 2,496 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Slow Boil by kts reviews
Bella's an exchange student hoping to find a job to keep herself employed for the summer so that she can stay on at an exclusive University. Her best job prospect is a part-time housekeeping position with one Mr. Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,904 - Reviews: 2207 - Favs: 3,242 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lost in Bella & Edward by Arc Morpheus reviews
The moment Bella looked at Edward she knows that she has never felt like this before, Except she can't shake the feeling that she has...with him...a boy she doesn't even remember ever setting eyes on before...Will her attempt to find out destroy them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 78,077 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forgive Me Father by avioleta reviews
For the Twilight Kink Fest. Prompt: Priest in training. AH, Carlisle/Edward, Rated M. Please see story for original prompt and warnings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,176 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The Watcher by Drowning in Chaos reviews
'For as long as I can remember, the boy with the yellow eyes had been my only constant companion. Every time I looked to the forest, he was there. Watching, waiting.' She's surrounded by a dark forest that holds a mystery she is destined to be apart of.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,479 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Men's Room by Lovelybrutal reviews
Entry for Beyond the Pale 2. Bella needs to sink to the bottom to feel anything. She also needs someone else to take her there. AH. Rated M for language, non-consensual sex, and dark and upsetting subject matter. **HEED THE WARNINGS PLEASE**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,181 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Bella - Complete
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 24860 - Favs: 11,481 - Follows: 8,093 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kama Runes by readingmama reviews
Clary finds a book of runes that aren't intended for battle. Watch as she spices up her relationship with the man she loves.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Decision by windchymes reviews
Edward made a decision after that second biology lesson. Two years later that decision is challenged.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 96,613 - Reviews: 2427 - Favs: 2,487 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
EverClear by Chandler1200 reviews
It's been almost 5 years since that terrible day in the woods. Bella and Edward have both struggled with the devestating aftermath of their last conversation. Both have found solice in music, only in ways neither could have imagined.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 119,565 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Torn by TheRainGirl reviews
What if Edward was too late? Twilight alternate ending. Following orginial Pre-BD canon. Rated M for mature, dark themes, and violence. Angst and lemons throughout. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,703 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
While You Were Gone by Jenny0719 reviews
Upon returning to Forks, Edward quickly learns that trying to remove supernatural forces from Bella's life by leaving was in vain. She's undergone a transformation that he couldn't have even imagined. AU Part 2 coming soon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,645 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Do You Want to Know a Secret by FetlifeAtTwilight reviews
Edward & Bella begin a physical relationship, but secrets are being kept. When they become known, will things change? Eclipse AU. A Fetlife At Twilight Contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Edward, Bella
Back Against The Wall by Drowning in Chaos reviews
When a drunk Bella breaks into a house that Edward is staying at, she finds herself against the wall.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
And the Oscar Goes To by Drowning in Chaos reviews
Bella is a blockbuster actress who's out to make a joke of Hollywood. A night of mishaps places her in the bed of the most egotistical actor in tinsel town; a man she loves to hate. Trouble doesn't end with just a litter of kittens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Split Second, Forever by Drowning in Chaos reviews
Bella and Edward collide, literally, destroying both of their lives and leaving scars. Can Bella find a light in Edward? Or is forgiveness too much to ask?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,603 - Reviews: 3554 - Favs: 4,445 - Follows: 3,360 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14192 - Favs: 7,079 - Follows: 5,242 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Voice in the Darkness by katinki reviews
COMPLETE O/S. ***Please see warning before reading.*** My name is Isabella. Just Isabella. Everything has been taken from me. I am one of the unseen. I am one of the unheard. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 134 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Bella - Complete
Living Masterpiece by readingmama reviews
FicAwesome Gift Exchange Gift for Psyche001 A young eccentric painter finds a strange new shop which leads him to a set of paints that are more lifelike than he expects. All 5 chapters will post today.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,454 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Same Time Tomorrow, Ms Swan by Savage7289 reviews
Winner of the Twificpics Pick a Pic Challenge! Executive Edward is tired of his brand of hand lotion, but doesn't have time to date. When he discovers the solution, can he get her to come back? Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 500 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Suck It Up by IRead2DamnMuch reviews
With just one phrase, the whole Cullen house is turned upside down. Alice sees Rosalie's future go blank, and Emmett just happens to walk in at the wrong, but very right moment. JacobxRosaliexEmmett. Edward and Bella have to listen. I don't own it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
Mine Alone by WinndSinger reviews
A vampire's love is forever. But what if Bella chose to be with Jacob instead of Edward after Eclipse? Edward slowly loses his mind after losing Bella and will do anything to keep her. This has some Darkward in it and the story will get dark at times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,031 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Delayed Gratification by Sare Liz reviews
What if Edward did decide to lure her into the forest after that first Biology class, after all? Darkward. 2nd Place Winner for 'There Will Be Blood' Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,229 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Frustration & Domination by sadtomato reviews
One painfully shy virgin and one brooding vampire virgin? How I think Edward and Bella's honeymoon may have really gone down, with lots of awkwardness and self-doubt. Who will take charge when the frustration peaks? Lemon, obvs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood and Lust by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
Edward is having trouble balancing his urges for Bella's blood and Bella's body before the wedding. What started out as a simple "Practice Fic" has become a retelling of BD from EPOV that lets us see just how much he struggles for control at every turn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 133,650 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Difference Between X and Y by LyricalKris reviews
Man or woman, friend or lover. When you don't put a label on it, you can just sit back and enjoy the ride, because when it comes down to it the only real difference is an X or Y. Edward/Bella/Jasper O/s.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,690 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 114 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
30 Days of Night by Vilandra4 reviews
COMPLETE Set during New Moon, crossover with the film 30 Days of Night. When Bella travels to Barrow, Alaska to attend her cousin's wedding, she unwittingly steps into one of the most dangerous situations of her life. The Cullens will appear later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,784 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward and Bella: Love and Lust by avioleta reviews
A mature spin on Twilight. Edward must work to keep Bella safe in his world while they both deal with the everyday drama of high school life. This is the Twilight you wanted to read. E/B, HET, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,238 - Reviews: 1749 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Pigs Fly by BellaFlan reviews
Crack fic - slightly OC. Bella seeks sex advice from Emmett. It involves a drunk pig. Need I say more? For Mature audiences only! Contains graphic language, sexual acts and an incident of slash. None of these acts are performed on the pig though.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The 100 Year old Virgin aka Emmett's Advice by BellaFlan reviews
Cut to the bachelor Party scene from Breaking Dawn. Emmett decides it's time to give Edward "The Talk". One shot...just a bit of fun. Rated M for graphic language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Baby Steps by jaxon22 reviews
Edward is warring with himself about moving his and Bella's relationship on. A little Lemony goodness for my first effort. May be the first of many?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,132 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Complete
Surprises by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Edward surprises Bella after a rather personal and intimate moment. But the real surprise is his reaction. My entry for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,855 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Physical Telepathy by caligula42 reviews
AU. One-shot. A more tasteful attempt at smut-if there is such a thing-exploring how Bella and Edward might have actually spent their wedding night. Breaking Dawn is not necessary to this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
No Regrets by wtvoc reviews
Bella and Edward's Wedding Night. My entry to twilighted's "Breaking Dawn Missing Moments: Passion" Category. Rated M for Mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete