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Joined 05-09-02, id: 211147, Profile Updated: 10-18-09

I once had an account here. I left because (I thought) the admins were overly strict. Five years later I came back, and realized I had to wipe the abomination that was my fanfiction from the internet.

My crap is still out there, mind you (this is the internet, after all), but deleting it from here makes me feel better as a writer and a person.

Don't expect me to update. I changed my password to gibberish. I'd delete my account on top of it, but there doesn't seem to be a way to do so.

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Pokemon Quickies by PsychoMD reviews
My quickie comedy series. Each chapter is a new short comedy, about 5 pages long, designed to give you a quick laugh. After a very long hiatus Ash has landed in a brand new town in a brand new region. What wonders await him in the Kalos region and what wonders await to be parodied?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 131,513 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 1/23/2003
The Legend of Zelda: Diamond of Eternity by mochabutterfly aka hope reviews
RESTORED! A 16 year old gets dumped into Hyrule, and into a new adventure with our beloved hero, Link! This isn't your average gamer-absorbed-into-game fic... the end has a twist. It's long, but a good read. Please R&R. Thank you!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 65,352 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/27/2002 - Link - Complete
A Potional Mind Year 1 by Lazarus Risen reviews
In this first installment of a series about Severus Snape's life, Severus is in his first year and has to put up with his brothers, his insane friends, the Marauders, girl problems, and giant purple bullfrogs. Chaos ensue. Chapter 18 is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,644 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2004 - Published: 9/13/2002
A Supersonic Childhood by mistercow reviews
We all know a lot about Sonic's recent adventures, but what about his childhood? This stars all the Sonic characters, but 10 years younger! Now, Eggman is using the Chaos Emeralds to try to kill Sonic in the past. Can Tikal save him?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/31/2004 - Published: 3/16/2004
The Zelda Characters go to School by Crazy Chick reviews
DID YOU GUYS REALLY GIVE UP ON ME ALREADY? This is the very last chapter, I mean it, but I'm making a sequel for all of you who read my story and still liked it...And for newbies who have never seen this, the Zelda gang are sent to school! the end :)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,629 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2003 - Published: 6/1/2002
Hope's Power by Mageling reviews
Hope's father ran a Simulator Industry that brought back Legend of Zelda OoT. But when Hope tries it out, things are going wrong. The Princess of Hyrule is dead, the Hero of Time is unable to help. . . Hope must become the new Hero! PLEASE R&R!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/15/2003 - Published: 2/12/2003
Link and Navi's Excellent Adventure by Master Zora reviews
Now co-authored by Apple Kid! Navi dies at the end of every chapter, starting in Chapter 2. Read, reviewed, and loved by 2 famous authors: Dekustar_the_Mad_Author and Silver_Star. By the way, I don't own Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,075 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 9/30/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002
We're In Hyrule, stupid! by nagami cabasa reviews
Five friends go through a portal to Hyrule! A touching story of rabid dogs, teletubbies, Ruto and Sheik abuse, and Link being smacked around by boulders. Humor, drama, romance, action, adventure... even poetry! [like one] What else could you ask for? R&R!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,984 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/11/2003 - Published: 3/15/2002 - Complete
Live In It and Win It by SpacePirate Khan reviews
The SSBM gang is locked up in a mansion. The rules? When someone can't take it, they leave. Whoever remains after 24 people quit wins the mansion!! Read on..
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,000 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 3/22/2003 - Published: 8/1/2002
Travel to Hyrule by Dekustar the Mad Author reviews
Wow, I've written a serious story!!! PLEASE READ!!! This is a story about an orpaned girl who finds herself in Hyrule. Is this her destiny? Read to find out, and please review!!! OOOOOOOOOOH MY GODDESSES IT'S FINISHED!!! IT'S FINIIIISHHHHHEEDDDD!!!!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,002 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 11/27/2001
Parallel Video Games by Simdork the author reviews
Super Smash Bros/Sonic cross: The good guys have been thrown into a parallel universe where good and bad sides have switched! On top of all this, the real bad guys are taking over the world while the good guys are gone! My first Fan Fic! r+r
Game X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/12/2002 - Published: 9/10/2002
Distraught Seasons in Hyrule by Simdork the author reviews
Somehow, the seasons are out of order again, though now it's in happening in Hyrule and a kidnapped oracle is not the source. My first serious fan fic!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2002 - Published: 11/2/2002
The Sacred Realm: What REALLY Happened! by Kaori-chan reviews
We all know how the story goes: Link opened the Door of Time, was imprisoned in the Sacred Realm for seven years while he slept peacefully, and awoke in time to save Hyrule from the evil clutches of Ganondorf, the notorious King of Evil. Right? WRONG! He
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2002
The Legend of Zelda: Cell Phone of Time by Aeria Gloris reviews
Cell Phone of Time, bewitched castle silverware, bad puns, statues of Navi?! Let's see if Link can pretend to be heroic enough to pull Hyrule out of this mess. (parody of OoT game)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/6/2002 - Published: 3/5/2002
Dinayru's Quest by Punk Anarchist reviews
20 years after the banishment of Ganon, Link and Saria have a daughter, Dinayru. She is to fight a new evil.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/3/2002 - Published: 5/30/2002
Lake Hylia...or BUST!! by Lyra3 reviews
The Zelda people, go to Lake Hylia to teach Ganondorf to swim. And they spend the night on the small island. Is it haunted? CHAPTER 2!!!R/R!!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2002 - Published: 5/27/2002
Just another bad day... by PsychoLink reviews
Chapter 3 is up!!!! Flames will now be accepted, and either put out or used to thaw zora's domain.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2001 - Published: 5/18/2001