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I'm 17 and I'm from the UK! As you can see that I'm more of a Reader than a FanFicton Writer.

My favourite Fandoms are Harry Potter, That 70s Show (Jackie and Hyde), The Big Bang Theory (Penny and Sheldon), Gossip Girl (Chuck and Blair). I do read other Fandoms but my main preference is HP.

My Favourite HP pairings are:

Hermione Granger + Draco Malfoy

Hermione Granger + Harry Potter

Hermione Granger + Lucius Malfoy (P.S Check out Discovering Beauty by laurielove, it totally converts you into shipping LM/HG)

Everyone except Hermione and Severus Snape XD >_

Biggest FanFic peeves:

1) Hermione and whoever falling in love instantly and having hot, smutty sex. It's not realistic and seems so unprofessional. However if it's done properly it's okay :)

2) Hermione's nicknames! I hate the nicknames that have been concocted for her : Maya, Mia, Mya etc. How do they even seem similar to Hermione?!

So if you have a complete full length story that has been edited and fits any of these pairing, PM me instantly and tell me about the story! I'll try and read it as I've wanting to read a good story!

Bye! x

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Knowing You by dulce.de.leche.go reviews
A dwindling magical population, a community divided, one panicked Ministry, and a forced marriage law that swears it has paired citizens with their most suitable match. What do you do when your spouse is your most loathed compatriot? Well you date them, of course. Dramione. Post-Hogwarts/War, EWE format. Rated M for language and sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 256,588 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It's About Time by ice23hot reviews
"Jake and I have been dating for six months, Scully," Amy retorted, with an exaggerated eye roll. "We've kissed in front of you." "We've also done a lot more than that, I might add," said Jake. "Well, not in front of you. But never say never." Jake x Amy
Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/7/2014 - [Amy S, Jake P.] - Complete
The Fine Line Between Love and Hate by Short-circuit-Soulmate reviews
The Silver Marauders are the most popular group in school, consisting of Ron, Harry, Blaise and Draco. Hermione is the most unpopular girl in school. Blaise wants to discover the motivation behind Draco's constant bullying of Hermione. AU. Violence. CURRENTLY FIXING SPELLING AND GRAMMAR MISTAKES CAUSED BY 3AM UPLOADS...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 330,427 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Five Times Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy Never Kissed by Tobiume reviews
Several encounters that never happened. Or did they?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,034 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 9/27/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Destiny by Annie Lockwood reviews
Hermione's wedding night is everything but perfect for the young witch. Her new husband and long-time friend, Ronald, is passed out drunk and she thinks upon her life leading up to that night. Hermione falls asleep, despondent and alone. When she wakes up the following morning, she is still in bed with her husband. But it isn't Ronald Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 144,214 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Nightmare by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: A broken time turner shouldn't have sent me back so far. It was unprecedented. Stepping on it-smashing it-nothing should have happened. At most, I should have lost a week. At worst, I should have disappeared altogether. I shouldn't have traveled back fifty-two years; half a bloody century. This should not have happened. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,513 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Changeless by Hybridlovelies reviews
Sequel to Timeless. Even though Klaus is against it, Caroline & the girls form a plan to find the cure for Elena, heading out to the deserted island where it is hidden, on their own. Once again, Caroline finds herself caught between love for Klaus & loyalty to friends. But when they find the cure, everything they thought they knew will change, & they may never be the same again.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,466 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Breakfast in Bed by cleotheo reviews
It's Hermione's birthday and after bringing her breakfast in bed her five year old daughter is eager to tell Hermione's friends all about the game she found her parents playing that morning. Fluffy Dramione family one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 12154 - Favs: 12,916 - Follows: 10,499 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Nightmare Ends by deeplyshallow reviews
Robin tells Barney about her weird dream where they divorce, he has a baby and she ends up with Ted. He tells her not to be so silly.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2014 - [Barney S., Robin S.] - Complete
their little dragon by drcomalfoy reviews
A companion piece to 'here, once again'. She counts the years and slowly lets go. He secretly wonders how it would've been if he was never gone. "Do you miss him?" She would never hesitate to answer, "I always do." And under his breath, he says, "Me too." D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Scorpius M. - Complete
Weekend Break by cleotheo reviews
Wedding Traditions Universe. When Lucius and Narcissa are going away for the weekend they invite Draco, Hermione and their friends to accompany them. Draco and Hermione along with Blaise and Ginny and George and Angelina take up the offer and the four couples head to the south of France for a few days of fun in the sun. Fun, light-hearted, five part story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,605 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Invisible Man by cleotheo reviews
In order to help Albus with his girl problems Scorpius asks his parents how they got together. Draco obliges and tells the story of how he asked Hermione out. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,876 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Every time by dontforgettherobot reviews
They grew used to a baby crying at the worst possible moments. As expected, a little background and speculation on the B/R ff scene from Rally.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Loop by CandiFloss reviews
"He smiles, thanking his lucky stars that he loops his 'g's." How a tiny handwriting quirk led to the love story he thought he'd never have. Dramione, warfic, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,309 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Behind Doors by Adi Who is Also Mou reviews
It started with the lacy underwear. For simulatedfloridiansnow. Sherlolly Valentine's fic-a-thon.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
Caught Out by cleotheo reviews
Wedding Traditions Universe. During a girls night in Hermione and her friends share their embarrassing stories of being caught in a compromising situation with their partners. Fun One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,511 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
June Fifth by ScarlettSunshine reviews
Oneshot. Draco doesn't need, nor want, to celebrate his birthday. "June fifth…" Hermione frowned. "That's today." "Ten points to Gryffindor," he drawled. "Um…Happy birthday," she offered lamely. "Thanks." His tone was clipped. "Do...what're your plans?" she asked. "Well, lunch once you get the hell out of my office."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,352 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Full Circle by Flaignhan reviews
She will not cry over him. Not again. [Follow up to Schoolgirl Crush]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,105 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Godfather by dietplainlite reviews
Some people would be surprised to learn that Sherlock Holmes made an excellent godfather, though those who knew his heart as well as it could be known were not surprised at all. He had, after all, been devoted to Charlotte Watson before her parents were even aware of her impending existence.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] OC - Complete
Rainbow: An Arranged Marriage of Malfoy & Granger by ReWritten-string-of-stories reviews
{first of the Magically Arranged Marriage series} In an OOC post-War London, the Ministry has decided that arranging marriages is the best path to a happy Wizarding world. Thing is? Witches and wizards ages 16 through 29 didn't bargain for this. Especially not Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 166,604 - Reviews: 1951 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Honeymoon In Croyden by hobbitsdoitbetter reviews
To be fair, Sherlock knows that what he's about to do is more than a Bit Not Good. After all, he's stealing Molly Hooper's wedding limo. With Molly inside it. In her wedding dress. On her wedding day. But even he can't predict the outcome when you mix Molly, mayhem and Elvis Presley's greatest hits. How will the Runaway Bride and the Great Detective get along? Shameless foof.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,168 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Christmas at the Burrow by RunningInAir reviews
Draco and Hermione go to the Burrow to spend Christmas with the Weasleys. / This is just a random, adorable, Christmas-themed Dramione fluff piece I randomly felt inspired to write. Enjoy, and Happy Holidays!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Santa Who? by cleotheo reviews
At a Christmas celebration at Malfoy Manor, Ron witnessed Hermione getting a Christmas treat off Santa. The only problem is the part of Santa was being played by Lucius Malfoy, Hermione's father-in-law. Is Hermione really cheating with Lucius or is it just a case of mistaken Santa's. Cute, Fluffy One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Christmas with the Malfoys by cleotheo reviews
When Draco and Hermione are snowed in at their cottage they spend a quiet family Christmas with their son, Scorpius, who is worried that their change of location will confuse Santa. Dramione family fluff. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Filius by sammie28 reviews
Military brats? There are also SHIELD brats. A son grows up. (Contains romantic pairing)
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,390 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/29/2013 - J. Simmons, G. Ward, L. Fitz, Skye/Daisy - Complete
Battling The Green Eyed Monster by cleotheo reviews
Draco's past relationship with Astoria left him with serious jealousy issues, which are now starting to affect his current relationship with Hermione. Can Draco overcome the demons of his past and learn to trust Hermione, or will he end up ruining things forever? One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Malfoy Mix Up by cleotheo reviews
When Harry and Ron return home after a few years away, they spot Hermione having lunch with someone unexpected. Is their friend really married to Lucius Malfoy, or have the duo jumped to the wrong conclusion? One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,873 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Slytherin Sort of Courage by MaryRoyale reviews
When Lucius is with Hermione it's very easy to forget that she isn't a Pureblood... until something reminds him. Written for Round 12 of QLFC. Lucius/Hermione. A High T, but not the sort with jam and bread.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Amissus by cleotheo reviews
Hermione Granger is happily celebrating her engagement, until she wakes up the morning after the engagement party with no memories of the last seven years. Not only must Hermione now adjust to how her life has changed in the past seven years, she also has to deal with the fact the person responsible for her losing her memory is someone she trusted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,583 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Vow: A Ward and Simmons AU by cassielouwho reviews
One year that Jemma Simmons and Grant Ward knew each other before they started dating. Another year past by till he popped the question. Two years that they've been married. And one night to forget it all.**I own nothing**
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,085 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/2/2013 - G. Ward, J. Simmons, L. Fitz, P. Coulson
Vanish and Reappear by cleotheo reviews
Vanish - With no-one approving of their relationship, Draco and Hermione decide to vanish from their friends and families lives. Reappear - Several years after disappearing Draco and Hermione return and give their parents one last chance to accept their relationship. Two One Shots, Vanish is the first part and Reappear is the sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,543 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wedding Traditions by cleotheo reviews
In the week leading up to their wedding Narcissa Malfoy expects Draco and Hermione to honour a Black family tradition and refrain from being intimate with each other. With the couple and their wedding party spending a week in a luxury hotel, will the normally amorous couple be able to stick to the tradition? Fun, light-hearted 3 part story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,079 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Great Task of Solitude by Laurielove reviews
Hermione, years after the end of the war, takes an assignment to a house owned by a man she hoped never to see again, a man she hated. Still, in loneliness, even your enemies can provide companionship. But dark houses hold dark secrets, secrets hidden even from those entrusted to guard them. Written a while ago but now being posted here. Long LM/HG. Mature readers only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 107,817 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Books Written for Girls by attica reviews
He was about as easy to love as an icicle hanging over her door, but that didn't stop her. Draco/Hermione. AU, One-shot. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Curse of Malfoy Manor by alwaysaclaw11 reviews
Hermione Granger is enjoying the consistency of her Ministry job until the day her boss sends her to look for a lost magical object at the supposedly abandoned Malfoy Manor. Dramione. Based loosely on the fairytale Beauty and the Beast.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,789 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Five Times Jeff Tried to Propose to Annie (And One Time He Succeeded) by edenofalltrades reviews
After 5 years of dating, Jeff decides he wants to propose Annie. He has the ring, he has a plan. Simple, right? Well it wouldn't be Greendale if everything actually went right the first time... or second... or third...
Community - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,914 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
Nine Months by anondracomalfoy reviews
Hermione Granger has always been a very punctual sort of being-she never misses anything and she's never late. Until one day...she is. But not in the way her husband suspects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Becoming Mrs Malfoy by Rumaan reviews
A curse has been revealed affecting both Gryffindor and Slytherin. The Ministry of Magic has to act and enforces a marriage law. Hermione is paired with Malfoy but the Ministry will have to drag her dead body up the aisle before she marries him EWE AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,560 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Remember Me Like I Remember You by OogieBoogie reviews
It's not everyday that Draco Malfoy appears at Hermione Granger's doorstep, half-dead, with no recollection of who he is or where he is. But he seems to think she's his wife. What! (Post-Hogwarts)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,356 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Just Stay Here Tonight by monroeslittle reviews
AU. Lily Evans isn't a witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,077 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 96 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Laws and Love by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
With the repeal of the Marriage Law, Draco and Hermione reexamine their life together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,628 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Homecoming Surprise by cleotheo reviews
After four years travelling the globe Harry and Ron are finally coming home. Upon their return the boys are in for a surprise as they accidentally gatecrash a special event. Fluffy one shot. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,623 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Links of the Chain by broomclosetkink reviews
A dead man sits on Molly Hooper's vanity chair, pale skin like marble (bruises and lacerations veins in the stone), a cigarette between his fingers. 2013 SAMFA Winner, Best Romance in M Rated Category Nominated 2013 for Best Angst and Best Drama
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,676 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Timeless by Hybridlovelies reviews
The girls come up with a plan to send Caroline back in time to kill Klaus before he ever arrives in Mystic Falls. But it turns out their plan won't be as simple as they thought. Especially when Caroline gets stuck in the past & only has Klaus to rely on.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 115,750 - Reviews: 2318 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Proposition for You by XxLadyStrengthxX reviews
After Hermione denies Ron of getting a dog, he decides to create a support group to convince his wife otherwise. Best start with the next most-clever person in the household: Rose Weasley. And their conversation is nothing shy of interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Always Right by mutt712 reviews
Scorpius writes home seeking advice from his father. Draco Malfoy remains determined to dish out the same advice to his son whether on love, school or just life in general. A short one-shot to show how much Draco Malfoy loves his wife. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Other Problem with Granger's by unicornsforvoldy reviews
Hermione Granger is getting married, but will her cruel and snobby cousin get in the way this time? DM/HG. SEQUEL TO THE PROBLEM WITH GRANGER'S
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
For Her Favor by Captainraychill reviews
"If your loyalties change, send me the ribbon, and I will come to you. Until then, we are enemies."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,841 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Après by varietyofwords reviews
Chuck and Blair (and Henry). Post-finale. Oneshot. Eventually Chuck and Blair are going to stop holding hands, Chuck and Blair are going to stop going to the movies. "But you're supposed to hold your date's hand at the movies! Daddy said so! And you're my date. Not his."
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Nobody else gets to do that to you by Diabolo Framboise reviews
A jealous Klaus becomes very possessive when he sees Caroline dancing with Stefan. She is his and he is going to prove it to her. Angst, fluff and smut.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Never Make Assumptions by TealyBob reviews
Caroline makes a deal with Klaus in order to get the missing Tyler from him, and now she has to act like his girlfriend. The only problem is that his charm and loving nature towards her is starting to kill the act. Lovely banner by IgnitingFireworks
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,891 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Perfect Man by floatsodelicately reviews
Percy decides that Molly's interference in Hermione's love life needs to stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Hermione G., Percy W. - Complete
Wherever I'm With You by nyclove3 reviews
First comes love, then comes marriage. Or something like that. A follow-up to 'The Final Year.'
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,754 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
What the Ferret by BlameItOnTheLoveOfRockAndRoll reviews
Hermione Granger is now in a relationship. "...congratulations to you Hermione, even if this is the first I am hearing about this." "Maybe she forgot she had a boyfriend?" "I HOPE THE GIANT SQUID EATS YOU ALIVE!" "I HOPE YOU GO BALD THE NEXT DAY!" "As of today, you are officially disowned."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Snape's Situation by scarlettcat reviews
Someone thought it would be funny to slip the usually bickering Head Boy and Head Girl a lust potion, and now they can't keep their hands off each other. Unfortunately for Severus Snape, it's his job to see that they do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Wake Up Call by robert3A-SN reviews
The morning after an explosive first time with Annie, Jeff is just sleepy enough to let himself hold Annie, play with her hair, rub her body and make slow, soothing love with her. After all, he's too tired to be himself. Rated M for morning, fluffy smut.
Community - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
A Most Convenient Plan by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
Hermione wants a baby. Draco needs to get out an arranged marriage. It was the most convenient plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,405 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Parle by varietyofwords reviews
Chuck and Blair (and Henry). Post-finale. Oneshot. "No, Dorota! We've been over this. He has to say 'Mama' first! Not 'hi' and certainly not 'Dada'."
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
That Moment When by WithRhymeNoReason reviews
Minerva McGonagall knew the exact moment when she realized that Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger were meant for each other. One-shot, 8th Year fluff. D/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Bright Winter Stars by Captainraychill reviews
For reasons unknown, Narcissa Malfoy stopped visiting her son in Azkaban. Hermione Granger can't let him spend Christmas Eve alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,489 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What Could Have Been by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
Draco wakes up with no memory of his life after an afternoon of drinking with Blaise Zabini. What is this life he's stumbled into and when will things go back to normal?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,681 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Remember Me, Valentine? by dhrtrashqueen reviews
Draco has been acting very suspicious for the past year. So when Valentine's Day rolls around, Hermione expects nothing from her frequently absent husband. The only thing holding their marriage together at this point, is their little daughter Sofia.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Robots and Beavers by dontforgettherobot reviews
When it comes to choosing their daughter's Halloween costume, it's Robots vs Beavers. B/R as parents, (sadly) AU.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Without a Script by MistressSara reviews
Abed unintentionally captures important moments in Jeff and Annie's relationship.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Oblivious by cleotheo reviews
As Harry watched his best friend getting his heart broke, he couldn't help but think things might have been easier for Ron if he wasn't so oblivious. All the signs were there he had just chosen to ignore them. Harry's realisation of a relationship forming between Hermione and Draco. Dramione from Harry's perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Introduction to Auto-Erotica by Crittab reviews
Annie and Jeff just can't make it from the car to his bed. Written for the Porn Battle.
Community - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Schoolgirl Crush by Flaignhan reviews
These things pass. So they say.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,996 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Glitch by GhostInThePhoto reviews
Klaus reaction to an accident turning Caroline back human.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Spellbound by cleotheo reviews
An Auror raid goes tragically wrong, leaving Draco Malfoy in a coma. When he wakes he must deal with a life he doesn't remember and a wife he despises.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,922 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pillow Talk by SnowedUnderNJ reviews
A random morning at the Basses.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Angler's Knot by LovelyLynn92 reviews
Caroline thought that having sex with her thousand-year-old Original Hybrid boyfriend would eliminate the awkward sexual situations. Oh my God was she so wrong. A Klaroline knotting fic
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
The Odds Are in Our Favour by Acting-Singing-Bella reviews
An unwanted visitor shakes Annie's confidence as a mother and wife, not even Jeff can help her out of this funk. Who can convince Annie otherwise?
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
Jeff and Annie's First Five Christmas's by robert3A-SN reviews
A look at how Jeff and Annie give each other Christmas presents from Christmas 2009 to 2013, as their gifts get progressively more sweeter, thoughtful and romantic over time – even from Jeff.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
A Surprising Reunion by cleotheo reviews
When Hermione runs into Harry and Ron after not seeing them for ten years, they get a major surprise regarding her life and the reason she suddenly left years ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,869 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Torment by MidnightAngel30 reviews
Klaus is a hero of war who has trouble dealing with the memories his service has left. Caroline lives in the apartment below his, wondering where all the shouting is coming from, and why. Will the little blonde be the answer to stopping all the nightmares of the former soldier? AU/AH.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 132,253 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
The Malaria Visions by galfoy reviews
Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,851 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Demise of Severus Snape by Rumaan reviews
After half his classroom is destroyed by yet another argument between Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape snaps and hauls the Head Girl in front of Professor Dumbledore. The Headmaster ropes him into a bet concerning the irritating pair and, before long, he's having to use his wiles to stop them from falling in love. AU EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,916 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hungry Like the Wolf by LovelyLynn92 reviews
As if dealing with Klaus courting her wasn't bad enough, then Klaus' wolf had to go and decide that Caroline was his mate and get involved as well.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 109 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
A rose by another name would smell just as sweet by fakeituntilyoumakeit reviews
In which Caroline and Klaus try to agree on baby names and Kol and Rebekah are no help at all. / Klaus/Caroline Klaroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
The Hogwarts Prophecy by Rumaan reviews
It's Minerva McGonagall's first full year as Headmistress of Hogwarts and all is well until one November evening, Sybill Trelawney gives a prophecy that could spell an end to magic forever. Now, Minerva is leading the Hogwarts line in a race against time to match-make two unlikely students and save magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,990 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Five and Three by broomclosetkink reviews
Five times Molly saw through Sherlock's disguises, one time she didn't, and two after effects. 2013 SAMFA Nominee for Best Humor, Rated K-T
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Jeff and Annie's Five Sexless Dates by robert3A-SN reviews
Since Jeff has never gone more than four dates without having sex, he decides to wait until the fifth date to have sex with Annie, so he can prove himself as a good boyfriend first. Jeff/Annie, rated PG-13 with some R-rated material.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
Story Time at the Manor by StrongHermione reviews
A small (minute, really) domestic moment in Malfoy Manor. In conjunction with my 'They Married Who' world, but can easily be read as a stand-alone. Post-war, AU, EWE?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Tale As Old As Time by EternalFlame0410 reviews
When the Original witch realizes what an abomination Klaus has become, she casts a spell that prohibits him and his siblings from venturing too far from their estate. The curse can only be broken if he learns to love, and is loved in return. But who could ever learn to love this hybrid? Based on Beauty and the Beast.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,100 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
The King Of Hearts and The Queen of Spades by TalkingToTulips reviews
AU, royalty fic set in the 1910 to 20's, based on my tumblr drabble series: When Caroline meets Klaus for the first time, her Uncle told her she had to bow and call him Prince Niklaus. Being only eight, she didn't know how important that was to court. And as she grew older, she realized that she didn't care about what was important to court. All that mattered was her friend, Nik.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,898 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Why Would You Leave Me Like That? by Hypnotoad76 reviews
Annie wakes up alone after she and Jeff have sex.
Community - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
In Perspective by normalcy reviews
One-shot, slightly AU during Season 1. Blair and Chuck begin dating and decide to come out as an official couple at school. The thing is, they don't want to lose their reputations in the process. Chuck is a playboy and Blair is Queen, and it's going to stay that way.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Morning Lullabies by Crittab reviews
A lazy morning of love making between Jeff and Annie. Pure fluff.
Community - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Just Fine by jamespotterthefirst reviews
AU. Oneshot. After her best friend spots him in a London pub with another woman, Lily is hasty to confront her boyfriend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Telecommunication and Exotic Dancing by Horsebot3000 reviews
Britta's crappy phone causes problems for Annie when it leaves a voice message of their conversation with someone Annie really doesn't want listening in.
Community - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
The Five Stages Of Break Up Grief by Carly-M reviews
The study group think Jeff & Annie are on the verge of another break-up - are they prepared to face the five stages of grief all over again?
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
We Should Tell Them by KorruptJustice reviews
Jeff and Annie have been dating for awhile now and everyone from the group is oblivious...right?
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,897 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
He Never Told Her That He Loved Her by AClassicExampleOfAnOnlyChild reviews
Ginny contemplates on why Draco Malfoy never tells his wife that he loves her...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Appetizer by robert3A-SN reviews
Jeff and Annie are going on their first official date, but once they park at the restaurant, they are nervous to leave the car and actually start their relationship at last. Yet they find a way to calm their nerves in the back seat of Jeff's Lexus. Rated M for smut.
Community - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
It's Always Open Season On Princesses by Elsiesnuffin reviews
Annie is given the opportunity to do some travelling over the summer after her second year at Greendale. Title is in reference to the film 'Roman Holiday'.
Community - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 121,863 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
Blame it on the body wash by angellus08 reviews
Re-posted. One shot and set after 3x20. For years to come Caroline always without fail blamed it on his bodywash.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Mirrored Desires by kalee60 reviews
A Magic Mirror with intriguing side effects, a secretive mission with little or no chance of success and a plot to change the Wizarding world forever, can Hermione and Draco survive being very reluctant partners? Only if they don't kill each other first...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,066 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Little, Fragile Toys by Bex-chan reviews
"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 223 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Out with the Old by Shan84 reviews
She remembers like it was yesterday, the day that HE came to the Order. Hermione Granger comes to terms with sharing Grimmauld Place with Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,369 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Only Half by RadientWings reviews
Jon may only be their half-brother, but he was their brother nontheless. Defining moments between Jon and his siblings. Pre-series. Family fic. Five-shot, one for each sibling.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Jon S. - Complete
My Family by Hypnotoad76 reviews
Jeff and Annie's son reads a essay about his family
Community - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Pressure and Release by Crittab reviews
Annie and Jeff work out their frustrations with each other physically. Very physically. Hard M. Complete.
Community - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Silhouettes by Bex-chan reviews
"He would've known her silhouette in a room made of shadows." A ghost story that's not about ghosts at all. Dramione one-shot. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 106 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Spin Me by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Draco just might find what he's looking for in the gilded mirror in the bowels of his father's manor, but is she looking for him? O/s. Lem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,149 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Equal Opportunity by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Hermione Granger believes everyone deserves a second chance, even Lucius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,000 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Life Project by DominoTyler reviews
Due to coplaints from parents, the sixth and seventh year students are now taught a life class, starting with their Survival Project! They have a house, kids, bills to pay, things to buy...Lots of ships but mainly Draco/Hermione. Enjoy! Disclaimer's here!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,987 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Booties by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap reviews
Ron Weasley has interesting ways to tell his wife he wants to have a baby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Got Caught by JoMoCC reviews
Elijah walked in on Klaroline while they were having sex.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Craving of Surprises by ellibells reviews
One-shot, Chair fic as always. AU, happily married, Fluff, fun and family I came up with on a sunny afternoon : "Frozen yogurt and pickles, Blair? Really!" … "What have I married!"
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Family Bonds by redfieldc-25 reviews
Young Jon and Arya walk through the woods of Winterfell and encounter wildlings. Jon's injured and wakes up to a surprising nurse.
Game of Thrones - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Jon S., Catelyn S. - Complete
Contemplation of Ovum Fabrication by AllVowels reviews
Jeff and Annie have to take care of an egg for a week.
Community - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Working out the Kinks by Crittab reviews
Jeff and Annie enter into a purely sexual relationship, in which they explore one another's dirtiest and most scandalous kinks. Very NC-17!
Community - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,119 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
The Final Year by nyclove3 reviews
A series of moments in Jeff and Annie's relationship starting in the summer before their final year at Greendale, leading all the way to Graduation.
Community - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,819 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
The Temptation of Miss Potter by Rumaan reviews
Lily Potter is rescued from Knockturn Alley by Scorpius Malfoy. Her obsession with the boy and the mystery surrounding his mother soon cause her to ignore her father's warning to stay away from the Malfoy family. EWE & HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,824 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Interpretations of Human Communication by AllVowels reviews
Troy, Abed and Britta hear Jeff and Annie through the bedroom door.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Building a Life by redhead414 reviews
A 12 Part Epilogue to "It's All Uncharted."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,502 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The History of Aesthetics by AllVowels reviews
Troy and Abed convince Annie to help them participate in a local beauty pageant.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,429 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Take a hint by angellus08 reviews
Takes place after 3x19. No plot as such, just a little one-shot Lynn dared me to do. She was fighting hard, way too hard to pretend that she didn't feel for him and eventually she lost out.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Small Bump by snowisfalling reviews
Songfic to 'Small Bump' by Ed Sheeran. Draco imagines the growth of his child, however not all is as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Late One Night by Miss Antoinette92 reviews
ONE SHOT. A story into the lives of Harry and Hermione as a family and as husband and wife. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Ron's Ratty Old Shirt by kci47 reviews
Hermione wants Ron to clean out his things after their year on the run, but he refuses. Why? Written as a birthday gift for my wonderful beta WeasleySeeker! Fun, fluffy Romione one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Applied Massage Therapy by Horsebot3000 reviews
Annie asks Jeff to help her with one of her classes and he's even less willing to help than usual when he realise which class it's for.
Community - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
corazon by nondescriptf reviews
Future fluff fic. Post-epilogue outtake from "The Lengths He Would Go" universe. Oneshot. A bit Chuck-centric. C/B.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,085 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Tea Party by turquoisesky2 reviews
Hermione's anger at Ron subsides when she sees him with their daughter. Fluffy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Shopaholic by MoonlightMagic7 reviews
Caroline goes on a shopping rampage after Klaus has to cancel their date - using Klaus's credit card. Klaroline oneshot
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Dear Child by JamesPotterwasntaseeker reviews
Hermione felt her time was running the closer she got to thirty. She thought she would have been married and on her way to having a family, but she was nowhere close to that goal. So one little advertisement in the Daily Prophet would change her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,555 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Centerfold by UltravioletPinkRanger reviews
Draco gets a surprise when he show up at work for the day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Welcome Home: You Shouldn't Have Come by asloversgo reviews
Tyler Lockwood returns home to a less than welcoming scene. "The only parts of Caroline's body touching the bed are her shoulder blades and the back of her head."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner by LovelyLynn92 reviews
All Elijah wanted was a nice dinner as a family, but Klaus and Caroline know how to wreak havoc and ruin anything. Sequel to Unity.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Puzzle Piece by grednforgesgirl reviews
There it was—her masterpiece—on their little wooden table, gorgeous, beautiful, perfect. Her 2,000 piece puzzle of Hogwarts castle in all its glory was finally complete. She was so happy she could sing. fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Redemption by anondracomalfoy reviews
Hermione works at St. Mungos, and the fourth floor has recently made a discovery and inadvertently retrieved her biggest regret-her lost and seemingly Obliviated husband, Draco Malfoy. Draco is forced to return to her, and strange things begin to occur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,246 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ron's Lucky Day by jesrod82 reviews
It's Ron's 32nd birthday and Hermione wants to give him the most special day possible: full of family, love and fun! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,255 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Fleeting by fabiansgoldwatch reviews
The woman sighed and took one last look at the slumbering twosome before shutting them away; they really were the most beautiful couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Just Another Thursday by Solstice Muse reviews
Happy 32nd Birthday Ron Weasley!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sparkling Ferret by FallingforWerewolves reviews
"I am not scared of sparkling or ferrets!" For those who wanted another story in the universe of "The Princess and the Ferret" and "Good Morning Voldemort" here it is! For those who haven't read the other ones, this one will make more sense if you do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Because You're Mine by robert3A-SN reviews
Four months into their relationship, Jeff takes Annie to a party at his old firm. But when everyone drools over Annie's sexy attire, Jeff struggles with his jealous, possessive side. Of course its a losing battle. Based on a fic prompt, rated M for smut.
Community - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
One step forward by angellus08 reviews
Sequel to 'New additions'. Please read that before this. Caroline has another request, how will Klaus react this time? Will he give in? Something about her quite literally and legally belonging to him made his heart soar in the clouds.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Where the Heart Is by Crittab reviews
Future fic: Jeff plans a huge surprise for Annie before their baby is born, and he enlists the help of the group to make it happen. Complete.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
Graveyard Valentine by Bex-chan reviews
Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 2,036 - Follows: 219 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Timeless by possum reviews
Just a short one shot about Klaus coming home at the end of the day to his Caroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Marietta Edgecombe's Valentine Revenge by Rumaan reviews
One-Shot. Marietta Edgecombe has been waiting for years to get her revenge on Hermione Granger. Narcissa Malfoy soon presents the perfect opportunity and Marietta is going to grab it with both hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unity by LovelyLynn92 reviews
"Niklaus if you insist upon drawing sketches of Caroline Forbes nude in your sketchbook, then I suggest you find a better place to hide it."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
The First Flashback by NerdsAreCool reviews
Takes places after MJ but before the epilogue. Katniss and Peeta are together and have proclaimed their love for each other. But what happens when Peeta has his first flashback since they've been together?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Of Gifts and Giving by Laurielove reviews
A necklace, beautiful handwriting ... and no signature. Who can Hermione's surprise gift be from? Why has it been sent? And is there more to come?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,023 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Earwigging Embarrassments by Lottielue1 reviews
When the 6 Weasley brothers and Harry listened into the girls sleepover, they never expected it to be quite so... embarrassing. Part 1 of 3. Sequel Muggle Entertainment is now up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Month Four by Crittab reviews
Annie's fears during the fourth month of her pregnancy. Future fic.
Community - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Family Planning by I'mInsaneAndIKnowIt reviews
It's seventh year at Hogwarts, and a new course has been added to the curriculum, a parenting course to be exact. Post war fic. D/Hr, H/P, R/Padma.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 60,287 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Reality by SabreDae reviews
'Peeta gasped and shuddered as he awoke violently with his hands shaking and shivers wracking his body.' A dream is all it takes to regress Peeta to his confusion over what is real and what isn't. But what really troubles him is whether his dream is real.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Carrying on the Malfoy Way by Laurielove reviews
What's a Malfoy to do when he wakes up one morning next to a most unexpected person? Short two-chaptered story with Lucius at his arrogant best. LM/HG. Content for older readers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,951 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Defying Gravity Snapshot 1 by bouquineuse reviews
In which Jesse and Rachel's daughter Harmony learns more than she wants to about her parents. A drabble written for the St. Berry Week prompt St. Babies
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B. - Complete
Upholding the Law by frostykitten reviews
Hermione takes over the files of a coworker while he goes on vacation and notices something odd. How could Malfoy have been doing his community service at the same time as he was trying to pick her up in a Muggle cafe? She investigates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sun is Gonna Shine by monroeslittle reviews
"But whatever the reason, if you are pregnant, would it be so bad?" post-Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,267 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 208 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
It's All Uncharted by redhead414 reviews
"Are you ready?" she asked. Draco brushed the back of his hand against her forehead before tracing it down her cheek. "I was ready the moment you came back into my life, Granger. Are you ready?" "With you," she whispered, "I'm ready for anything."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 232,163 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
You Like Gummi Worms, Don't You, Malfoy? A OneShot by MissChocklitMilk reviews
When Hermione receives a package from her parents containing the addictive Muggle Gummi Worms, things lead to another and ends with 37 people pouring in the Heads' Common Room expecting to witness the most intense shag session of all Hogwarts. PG13.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Good Morning Voldemort by FallingforWerewolves reviews
"Hermione, your husbands chuckling in the way that means he's plotting my murder. Again!" Sequel to The Princess and The Ferret. Hermione tries to convince them to watch Hairspray, which brings back some fond memories for Draco. Rated for immature adults.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Warm and Comforting by claraofgalaxies reviews
Peeta's bread doesn't always turn out right, but Katniss loves him anyway. One shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
In Memory of Melanie by eau-bleu reviews
Draco and Hermione struggle with loss and learn to cherrish their life, their children and their growing family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Minding His Own Business by Lovely Kacey Faith reviews
Peeta was just minding his own business, baking some bread...when the unexpected happened. Seems like minding his own business, can still get him in deep 'trouble' so to say.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Peeta M. - Complete
Draco's Nasty Surprise by cocoartist reviews
Draco Malfoy returns home after a year of sulking abroad to find things have rather changed at the Manor. And screams. There is absolutely no excuse for this I'm afraid. It is ridiculous. Run for your lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
What comes out of a Wild Night? by js2801 reviews
Hermione going to get married. Her cousins and friends take her out for a wild e what happens. Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Princess and the Ferret by FallingforWerewolves reviews
"Deranged." "Fine, I'll humor you on this one." When the kids ask Harry to tell them "The Princess and the Frog", Harry decideds to do his own version, much to the annoyance of Draco Malfoy. AU EWE DM/HG HP/GW RW/LB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Biggest Disappointment by the lola reviews
It's Hermione and Draco's anniversary, and Draco says that one year doesn't count. Hermione isn't happy. Little bit of fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Girls Guide to Getting Down by Crittab reviews
When Annie decides her lack of experience is inhibiting her and Jeff's sex life, she enlists help from the experts on how to give Jeff the ride of his life. Established relationship. Hard M. Complete.
Community - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,792 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Pictures by Athenais777 reviews
Pictures are worth a thousand words. Collection of short stories, all involving photographs. Each chapter has a different theme. Spans the entire Harry Potter universe time-wise and character-wise although I expect a hefty dose of Ron/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,265 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Me Twice by Bex-chan reviews
'"They tore her apart and then wiped me out of her mind to send me a message. To mess up my life. To break..." he trailed off. Blaise nodded his head with understanding. "To break your heart," he finished for him.' Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 210 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Daddy Thing' by Emmy Black Potter reviews
"Everybody said we were very young, Lily" - James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
New additions by angellus08 reviews
Klaus and Caroline make a new addition to their family, of course he isnt so willing. One shot might make a sequel if I get good response. Pure fluff, no back story.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Print Warfare by frostykitten reviews
Taking advantage of her position at the Prophet, Hermione gets creative with her revenge on a certain blond. Unfortunately, things get a little out of hand when he retaliates.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stop Shaking The Table by Catching A Common Cold reviews
"Stop shaking the table." "No." "Why not?" "Because if I stop shaking the table then I will just end up shaking the Weasel instead."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Let Malfoy Drive the Bus by Rumaan reviews
One-shot. It's New Years Eve and Hermione is stuck trying to get a drunk Ron and Harry home. Just as she is nearly home and dry, a complication comes in the form of Blaise Zabini and a toddler with Malfoy's hair. She should have just stayed in this year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,842 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Three of Us by nondescriptf reviews
New Year's Eve and holiday fluff. Oneshot. Rated M just to be safe. Chuck and Blair.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
How Prongs Became the Most Attractive Santa Ever by DoraeAzure reviews
James wants to make Harry's first Christmas special. After consulting with several "experts," he comes up with the perfect way to make that happen. Or so he thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Awkward Hero by Unwritten Whispers reviews
Hermione ran across the mall and hugged Malfoy. "Please play along," she whispered in his ear. "Peter," Hermione faked an enthusiastic grin, "This is Draco Malfoy, the boyfriend I told you we were supposed to meet up with."... Draco nodded his head, he understood. "Thank you for making sure Hermione and Ginny were safe." - Draco decided to play along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Say what? by BlondeGinger711 reviews
'HERMIONE, COME HERE! GET AWAY FROM THAT PHYCO,' Ron demanded. 'THERE'S EVEN A FREE SEAT' He screamed shoving Harry of his chair. What happens when Snape reads Dramione's notes? **3RD CHAPTER NOW UP** T for Swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,393 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Gossip by Romantic Silence reviews
What else can you do when you're stuck in a castle for ten months out of the year and you have people like Harry and Hermione to talk about?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Devil Child by FallingforWerewolves reviews
"And now he was pouring out his heart and soul. To. A. Cat." A cat continuously follows Draco around and gets on his nerves. He, of course has no idea who the cat belongs to or what its real name is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Daddy's Girl by BeWhoYouAre99 reviews
Rose Malfoy has always been her Daddy, Draco's little girl. In this story, you read about Rose & Draco's relationship since she was 4 years old till the time she gets married to Scorpius Weasley at age 22.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Third Time Lucky? by perfect tragedies reviews
Harry had missed out on 3 Christmas' now. Hermione's not very pleased, but Teddy sure is happy about his new broom! Merry Christmas, summary sucks! Previously under the username Harry Potter rulez
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Christmas Behind Closed Doors by Miss Scarlett 05 reviews
Katniss and Peeta try to outwit their children and find some alone time on Christmas Eve.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Give Me A Merry Christmas by The Erumpent Horn reviews
SEQUEL to Give Me More. This is a nice Christmassy one-shot in which we follow the Christmas of Hermione Malfoy. M for some citrussy goodness. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Your Average Weasley Family Dinner by remuslives reviews
The Weasley's celebrate Christmas with dinner. Written for the Twin Exchange Holiday Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Master Plan by greenschist reviews
Tired of spending every Christmas with his parents and in-laws, Draco concocts a plan to get a little alone time with Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sunburn by movingstaircase reviews
I'm nothing without you, Granger. And I'm afraid I can't let you leave me. You're mine and you always will be. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Twelve Days of Christmas by sprinter1988 reviews
Harry wants to ask Hermione to marry him, but he has to prove himself to her father first. Does Harry have what it takes to get all the presents of the song "The Twelve Days of Christmas" before the time-limit is up? H/Hr, AU, post Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,223 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ah Wurv Eyo by themalfoymissus reviews
Draco had gotten seriously injured during his Quidditch match, and Hermione is worried sick.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Midnight Snack by nondescriptf reviews
Holiday Fluff. Chuck and Blair. Oneshot.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not? by Remarkable1 reviews
Not everything is as it seems, even when it seems quite clear...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fitzwilliam Darcy, The Insufferable by ipodrocker16 reviews
When the newlywed Darcys' carriage pulls away, Elizabeth finally gets to kiss her husband. Why, then, does he refuse to kiss her again? A cute, short, one-shot where Bingley is forgetful, Elizabeth is confused, and Darcy is very, very stubborn.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Gryffindor's Golden Girl to Slytherin's Princess by Rumaan reviews
The Golden Trio are back at Hogwarts for their final year after the end of the war. However Hogwarts still has one more trick up it's sleeve when McGonagall decides to switch Hermione from Gryffindor to Slytherin to promote unity. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,667 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blood and Wine by JDPhoenix reviews
They have no idea what she's doing, the danger she's putting them all in because she's too afraid to fail. But he saved her and that has to mean something.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,147 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Lucius M. - Complete
Welcome to Holland by Remarkable1 reviews
HG/LM Draco turns his back on someone that Lucius and Hermione could never live without.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Arrangement by Laurielove reviews
When a prisoner is allowed no other visitors and no gifts, what can be offered to him in exchange for information? Hermione and Lucius come to a very personal arrangement, but will it develop into more than they bargained for? M readers only. LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,131 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Ultima ratio by Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 4041 - Favs: 3,082 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
One of Many New Firsts by nondescriptf reviews
Just some Chuck and Blair fluff.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
I've Always Loved Her First by aprettyfacevampire reviews
Today Hermione and Draco got married, Mr. Granger reflects on giving his little girl away. Hopefully Draco's prepared. A sweet father/daughter story about love and growing up. Based on the song I Loved Her First by Heartland.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Bass in a Bow Tie by nondescriptf reviews
Fluffy Halloween oneshot. Chuck and Blair with kids.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Hermione's Secret by Thalia Eltanin reviews
Hermione has a secret. Draco Malfoy hears her telling Professor Snape about it. Draco is determined to tell everybody else.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
From This Day Forward by smellslikecorruption reviews
"You know what I've never done?" "married sex?" REPOSTED, because I accidentally posted the rough draft.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Her Sweet, Decadent Smile by thecellarfloor reviews
"Princess," Draco's voice sliced through the silence, dangerously close to where she was hiding, "I know you're here somewhere." Hermione muffled her ragged breaths. He was clearly enjoying this. "Come out, come out, wherever you are..." A sequel to HBHE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,005 - Reviews: 2245 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Three Little Pigs by ILoveHarryPotterForever reviews
The Marauders and Lily give Harry a bedtime story he'll never forget.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/12/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
We All Fall Down by Winter Midnight reviews
Scorpius has an unusual visitor. She keeps saying she's sorry she turned the rose black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
First night of custody by Disco Shop Girl reviews
Chuck's first night alone with the infant and all he knows is that it's wrong. That Blair should be here with them. Pure fantasy with a nice happy ending to counteract the devestation of 5x03! Set when baby is about 3 months old. Slightly AU
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,858 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Divine Boom by augustadacica reviews
Necessity is only ever the mother of invention; it is up to imagination to do the rest. A light, fun pun-intended burst of whimsy to the prompt, 'Lucius, Hermione, raspberries.' Future!fic AU, of the EWE kind
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Trick or Treat! by OMariquitaO reviews
It is Halloween and the evening holds a few surprises for Lucius Malfoy. [Translation]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Homework by Mr Bellatrix Lestrange reviews
Hermione forgot her homework in the Dungeons. Hermione/Pansy with warnings inside. Extreme adult content, femmslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
The Business of Babies by empathapathique reviews
Because Draco Malfoy finds preparing to be a 'dad' just as daunting as trying to understand his infuriating wife. A short interlude following 'Quirks.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Night Bird Flying by isawrightless reviews
The fury of a pregnant woman is not something to be taken lightly. A little fact Altair refuses to believe...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Altaïr, Maria T. - Complete
Parenthood by smartcat reviews
It's their last year at Hogwarts and the ministry has something planned for the students. What happens when you mix Hermione and Draco together. PANDEMONIUM! Not HBP compatible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,029 - Reviews: 1844 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wind Cries Mary by isawrightless reviews
Maria is afraid of thunderstorms. Altair tries to help.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Altaïr, Maria T. - Complete
Static by galfoy reviews
The Order rescued Draco and Lucius Malfoy after Lord Voldemort turned on them. All the safe houses are full, and Hermione Granger is the only one who can take them in. Will she agree after having suffered a drastic nervous breakdown?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,632 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 2,444 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Labor Pains by ILoveHarryPotterForever reviews
Lily goes into Labor - James is nervous, Sirius is obnoxious and Remus is trying to control the situation. Oh, and Lily is mad. Join them as they slowly drive the Hospital insane.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by BruisedSmile reviews
Rachel and Jesse were nothing if not dedicated.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Answering Machine by donutsandcoffee reviews
"Hello, you've reached the Stinson-Scherbatsky household, we can't make it to the phone right now…"
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
La Belle et La Bête by SimplyShelbySJL reviews
Lady Blair Waldorf has been wed to Lord Charles Bass. She knows little of him since he has been kept in his castle by his father practically all his life. Others tell her he is an awful man. Then how has she fallen in love with him? Historical CB Series
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 137,846 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
After the Wedding Night by River in Egypt reviews
Elizabeth's curiosity gets the better of her when she wakes up one morning before her husband. A study in anatomy. One shot
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Complete
Burnt Toast by Bex-chan reviews
Dramione one-shot. No plot. This one-shot is pure smut with extreme fantasy and content. Present for Masha. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 127 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Accidental Conception of Awkward by Sammy'sPeetaBread reviews
Katniss and Peeta are caught in a compromising position when Haymitch accidentally walks in on them. Being the good mentor he is, Haymitch takes it upon himself to educate the adolescents.One shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Completely Screwed Up and Overly Complicated H by Crystalkei reviews
This story fills in from the last chapter of Mockingjay to the Epilogue. How did someone who was so against having children decide she wanted two? Peeta is going to show you.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,458 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Sex Fueled Weekend for Twins by hot under the collar reviews
Rated M. When parents go away for the weekend, twins will play. Bella/Jasper and Emmett/Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Kissing Hermione Granger by aviddaydreamer reviews
The first time Draco Malfoy kissed Hermione Granger...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Toy and a Friend by Revanation reviews
Hermione recieves a birthday gift from Ginny and Harry comes to visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,229 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Memories Keep You Near by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Hermione has a loving husband. Too bad she can't remember anything about him. Lucius/Hermione with a side pairing of Snape/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,458 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by nondescriptf reviews
"It's supposed to be a secret. You can't tell Mommy! You promised!" C/B. Birthday Fic for OllieCullie.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
The Serpent and the Mudblood by TornBetweenSerpents reviews
Many Death Eaters escaped during the Final Battle. Hermione is assigned, as are others, to research their targets, so she can help them be captured. What happens when she chooses Lucius Malfoy to research and find? Or when he's caught? Series of one-shots. Will add more when more ideas hit for it, but the story isn't done yet. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,183 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
A Taste by R. Grace reviews
Mr. Darcy arrives at the parsonage to propose to Elizabeth, and things get a little more heated than the original version. What if Mr. Darcy couldn't keep his hands to himself? What if he treated Lizzy to a "taste" of what she could expect as his wife? ;
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,788 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Complete
Morning at Pemberly by R. Grace reviews
One-shot of Darcy and Elizabeth twenty-five years into marriage. Darcy decides to awaken the mother of his children in his favorite way. ; Rated M for a reason!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Caught by Awesomerigby reviews
Harry and Ron are on their way to the Common Room to get some homework done when giggling from a nearby broom closet makes them stop. Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fatherhood by varietyofwords reviews
The birth of Betsy and Kelso taking on the role of father has gotten Hyde thinking about fatherhood.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,347 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete
Proper Motivation by ArsenicAngel reviews
Hermione never thought that a few words over drinks at a Ministry function could lead to so much more; but then, she never thought that Lucius Malfoy would take such an interest in an already married witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Ehheheh! by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
Harry and Voldemort watch Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part Two. What is with Voldemort's weird laugh? Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
I'm Marrying the Sexiest One by CherryWolf-chan reviews
Hermione's wedding is in three days and her entire house is in shambles. But worst of all, her bitchy cousins are part of the bridal party and are driving poor Hermione mad. However, Hermione will find, their simple mindedness works to her advantage...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 110 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
For Training Purposes by Allotropism reviews
Oneshot. Charlie has a favour to ask Hermione. Said favour involves a whole of... snogging. Nothing wrong with that right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Mrs Weasley by Tigers and Dragons reviews
"I love Mrs Weasley!" A story about alcohol, a wedding night, Mrs Weasley and coitus interuptis. Rated T for swearing and vague sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Braids by dramione0917 reviews
Hermione loves braids. Draco detests them. What's a man to do but to take desperate measures to show Hermione how utterly disgusting and vile braids are?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Healing Hands by BruisedSmile reviews
Jesse's gaze was dark and assessing as he studied her...It didn't take him long to decide on the best course of action.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Someone Like You by WritingIsTheMostFun reviews
Oneshot. Rachel and Finn literally run into each other in New York five years after graduating. Wait, what's Finn doing in New York?
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B. - Complete
Nothing Is True by Coilerfan35 reviews
Just married to a Templar, and awaiting the birth of his first son, Altair contemplates his life, as well as the lives of his wife and son, and realizes exactly how true his Creed is. One Shot.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Altaïr, Maria T. - Complete
An Artistic Dispute by BruisedSmile reviews
Jesse is aghast at the wave of 'Bieber Fever' sweeping through New Directions. Part of the BTS Collection.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Slamming Doors by nomadic-moon reviews
When Jackie and Hyde go on their late honeymoon, who watches the kids? Donna and Eric of course, and when has Eric ever minded Jackie? I might make it into a longer fic, but that depends. fluffy one-shot: donna/eric with jackie/hyde
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Donna P., Eric F. - Complete
Family Is Not Always The One You're Born To by TessHardingfan reviews
In an AU That 70's World a never broken up and married Jackie and Hyde invite Red and Kitty over to their home to discuss something very important about the young couples newborn daughter.J/H always ,never was any Fez/Jackie or Sam the Stripper shudders .
That '70s Show - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete
Then Comes Love by Emertheawesome reviews
It's a good thing living isn't a romance, because life is so much better. On how to work a marriage, and how to make a marriage work. A Marriage Law, of sorts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Moments to Build On by JDPhoenix reviews
Unseen moments, good and bad, between Draco and Hermione during and after their years at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/28/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
I'm Marrying your Imaginary Boyfriend by Wolf Blossom reviews
Hermione Granger is getting married and her cousins have never met her fiancé. A day before the wedding, Tamara Granger tells Hermione that she is dating Draco Malfoy and that he is a lot more charming than Hermione's "ugly" fiancé. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 134 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Way Out by nasher91 reviews
What if there was a different reason why Remus wasn't so happy about Tonks being pregnant? What if Hermione offered a solution he'd always wanted?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,737 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Moonlit Introductions by atruwriter reviews
An ill thought out walk through the woods has a newly graduated Hufflepuff girl stumbling upon a werewolf and his family. :RL/HG:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/22/2011 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] - Complete
Happy Father's Day! by AriandEzra reviews
Just a little fluffy one-shot about Aria and Ezra on Father's Day! Read and Review!
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Aria M., Ezra F. - Complete
Navy and Gold by alias093001 reviews
He fell for her at a Quidditch match. Now he's about to make the biggest decision of his life at one. An entry for the Twin Exchange's Summer Lovin' Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Oliver W., Hermione G. - Complete
Come Home With Me by nondescriptf reviews
"You should've been a Bass," he said cruelly. Blair could hear the jealousy in his voice and she didn't want to have this argument right now. She should have left earlier, when she had a chance, this was a mistake. C/B. Oneshot.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Marry You by Bruno Mars by prettylittleliar1012 reviews
A song fic about Aria and Ezra based off the song Marry You by Bruno mars! Plz read!
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Aria M., Ezra F. - Complete
Idle Thoughts by BruisedSmile reviews
Jesse and Rachel steal some much deserved alone time. Even Broadway legends deserve a holiday.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Of Beauty by Emertheawesome reviews
In which Draco tears up floorboards and memories, and Hermione watches. Of redemption, forgiveness, and unexpected love. Featured fic for August on Hawthorne&Vine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,868 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eavesdropping by Allotropism reviews
Oneshot. "Oh, Charlie. It's so big."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
10 Things Jeff Never Knew About Annie by MistressSara reviews
until they started living together. And one thing Annie doesn't know about Jeff.
Community - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Pink Elephants by sermerlin reviews
'Pink, they're so pink! What are they doing here' Hermione stopped her attempts on waking Draco for a moment. Pink? Pink what? Death Eaters? Pink Voldemort? Hermione couldn't understand… Fluffy drabble, Draco/Hermione AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't worry by beautifulXflowerXJo reviews
Harry tries to calm Draco down while his wife is giving birth. DracoHermione. FutureFic. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
So You Knocked Her Up by Weasley's Revenge reviews
Steven Hyde's guide for dealing with your psycho, preggo, wife.
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Steven H., Jackie B. - Complete
The Skeleton in the Closet by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
The skeleton in the closet. Everyone has one. What's Hermione Granger's? Three-Shot. Post-Hogwarts, EWE. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,773 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Any Questions? by Kushurimi reviews
A lecture on the dangers of inbreeding by Professor Hermione Potter on inbreeding. Ultimate Weasley bashing, if you don't like... trust me, you won't want to read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Bad Dream by SpeakNow1118 reviews
Oneshot, Jess/Rob Jess is constantly waking up screaming, Rob has no idea what is wrong. He knows she needs help, but she won't let him in.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Jess M., Rob W. - Complete
Dear Future Mrs Potter by littlebluedress016 reviews
While searching the remains of the Potters' house, Harry and his wife found something rather interesting: A letter from his mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Proper Expression of Gratitude by greenschist reviews
Never again will Hermione leave Draco alone with a stack of blank cards and their address book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stay by bandtogetherandfight reviews
Rachel, Jesse, baby Bronwyn. Short, fluffy companion piece to my story Curtain Call.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Twinke Twinkle Little Star by revynclaw reviews
"Hermione! The baby's crying again!" Draco called out to his wife who was in the shower amidst the shrill wails of a six-month-old baby. A DraMione ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Here by varietyofwords reviews
"You're back in States and here, you have to shut your pie hole!" Jackie/Hyde. The way the finale of season 7 should have gone.
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2011 - [Jackie B., Steven H.] - Complete
Beautiful by jessinamaca reviews
He didn't want the child. It had been one stupid night. One evening filled with drunken escapades and huge mistakes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Untitled Fairytale by starsinlove reviews
Hermione and Draco graduate. They date. They fall in love. They marry. They have a daughter. How bad does it seem? R & R! My summaries suck eggs :P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mops, Brooms, and Other Random Stuff by rosepetal704 reviews
Harry annoys Snape near to the point of insanity. Again. Big surprise. 5th in the Potions Class series, but takes place before Harry Potter and the Revenge of the Potions Master.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Untold Secrets by hermoine snape reviews
DM/HG SS/OC Severus Snape had secret that was well hidden that no one knew Hermione Granger was his daughter.Draco and Hermione have known each other since they one and now have to wed through arrange marriage. What will her friends think? My first DM/HG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,284 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Mistletoe secret by loukritia reviews
An enlightning coversation between DDraco and Severus about Lucius and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Fic Squick: We're So Hot by RZZMG reviews
An idea on the HP PORN IN THE SUN Livejournal site where you mention the things that bug you about fanfic and then someone spoofs them in a short ficlet. Criteria for this one: Hogwarts goddesses seek their perfect gods - Slyth v. Gryf. PLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
DeathEaters Discover FanFiction by Nellie Potter reviews
When Death-Eaters discover fanfiction, well, you'll have to read to find out what happens. Trust me, if death-eaters discovered fanfiction, everything would happen exactly like in the story okay maybe not . One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Voldemort, Draco M. - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 36 by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Voldemort's meeting with his Death Eaters goes very, very wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
When The Mudblood and The Pureblood got together by alphabetpuzzle reviews
Hermione and Draco fall in love. THIS IS A PARODY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
That's When I Knew by Carly-M reviews
The study group have a very memorable engagement present for Jeff & Annie.
Community - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,133 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
Paper Faces by crysta656 reviews
"Mr. Malfoy,if you were in prison like you should be then I can assure you, my day would be complete and most wonderful."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,580 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Couples Therapy by pwntastical reviews
"I can assume that the reason your marriage isn't working is because of sexual tension." The story of a couple who faces a 'terrible' and strange obstacle in their marriage. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger Take On: How to Kill Your Husband by kyumis reviews
Hermione Granger is married to Draco Malfoy. With 2 kids in tow, a successful husband to boot, a mansion as a roof over her head, her life was supposed to be a breeze. Apparently, everything was, except her one-month non-existent sex life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Friendship and Familiarity by zpplnchick reviews
JH. Jackie's hanging out in the basement with the gang and looks around with a sense of contentment. Set shortly after 6x08. Short and fluffy oneshot.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete
The World's Most Successful Failure by Failed Symphony reviews
Hermione Potter has devoted her life to one thing, and despite how much good she has done the world in her search for success, she still has to admit her failure. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Joy by Stella296 reviews
One-Shot. Chuck and Blair are a happy couple when something or someone unexpected enters it. Birthday gift for Shelby, it's fluffy - don't worry!
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Bounce House by Bunny1 reviews
Kelso has a house party and Jackie gets some much-needed attention from Hyde.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete
Chocolate Frog Card by The-Dragon's-Secret reviews
People are always complaining about Chocolate Frogs or Chocolate frog cards. And it was no different for the brunette in the waiting room . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mr Malfoy's Secretary by CeliaEquus reviews
No matter how he tries to hide it, Lucius cannot keep the horrible truth from an old friend... even with long sleeves to cover the shameful marks. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, nor am I making money from this. Warning: deceptive summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] Severus S. - Complete
Penciled In by remuslives reviews
Sirius sets an appointment with the Minister of Magic. Find out his plans and see how he catches her attention. Happy Valentine's Day! Written for the Twin Exchange Love in Unusual Places Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Two White, One Red by onemilliongoldstars reviews
"I love you," He whispers in her ear and at that moment she doesn't think life can get any better. Because, somehow, he's made it home for Valentines Day.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Jesse sJ., Rachel B. - Complete
The Day Draco Malfoy Lost Something Very Important by frostykitten reviews
Draco wasn't supposed to go into that room, he knew that. But, like a child drawn to a shiny object, he'd been unable to resist. He stretched his legs out straight and pulled back the waistband of his pants to peek inside. Still gone. This was bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Better Than Revenge by IllustrisFlamma reviews
Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 2,068 - Follows: 252 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Little Dreamers by ShootingStar911 reviews
It take's something so small. To explain something so big.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
A Whole New World, Literally by Aoi Megami reviews
ONE-SHOT - "That's a Foot Guard," she answered. Draco made a face. "Muggles have a guard for their feet?"…Hermione takes Draco on his first trip to the muggle world. Experience embarrassment and a child-like Draco, and a needed consent from the parents?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lumione Drabbles by aviddaydreamer reviews
A series of drabbles and ficlets in continuation of "In Disguise" and "In the Open." Appropriate warnings given with each chapter. LM/HG, eventual HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
Revenge is sweet by Wolfsong12 reviews
ONE-SHOT. While on a family vacation, Hermione, Luna, and Ginny decide to take revenge on their husbands, girl style. ;D Hermione/Draco, Ginny/Harry, and Luna/Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Perfect Wedding by DGM otaku reviews
What would happen if Voldemort and Harry were getting married...and the DE's had to plan everything? Read to find out! An adopted plunny from yamiyugi23. ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
A Learning Experience by Yami B666 reviews
When Maria first told Altaïr she was pregnant, his response was to blink and stare at her dumbly. "Did I do that?" AltaïrMaria
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Altaïr, Maria T. - Complete
Advice by remuslives reviews
Neville and Hermione's daughter tries to send them a message through some not-so-subtle hints. For Bedelia and the Twin Exchange Holiday Gift Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
The Really, Really Sad Truth by Babydollunderthesky reviews
Draco loved Hermione; loved his family. Still, he left. Now he must face the consequences of his actions when everything he loved suddenly falls apart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,810 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fa Lalala by MuslimBarbie reviews
He really should be paying attention to her, but he's distracted. Because, you see, while she's yelling at him, she just so happens to be doing it in her knickers and bra. - How Draco and Hermione celebrate Christmas Eve through the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Captive's Dream by Elysium66 reviews
When Hermione agrees to try the Weasley Twin's newly renovated Patented Daydream Charms, she doesn't expect her irksome co-worker to join her on the adventure. Nor does she expect the impact of their sojourn to Regency Era England to bleed into reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,855 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wonderfully Unexpected by SorasKey reviews
Hermione and Draco Malfoy make a surprisingly good family together, even if things can't always be perfect for their children.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fun With Phones by Keppiehed reviews
Hermione explains the cell phone to Lucius. He shows her the best way to use it. Written for the LuciusBigBang!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Miracle Of Life by Jessy16 reviews
A short story in which Lizzie gives birth to Darcy's first child.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
Married Today by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Hermione Granger was married today. And no, it wasn't an ordinary one. "And does he, Draco Lucius Malfoy, take Hermione Jane Granger as his wife?" "He does." DRAMIONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
His Beautiful, Haunting Eyes by thecellarfloor reviews
Draco pushed her to the wall, kissed her roughly on the lips, then punched the glass window beside her head. It smashed into pieces and the crowd who had parted for him seconds ago gasped. Hermione couldn't. She couldn't even breathe. What have you done?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,140 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 2,580 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mirrors by WeasleyGurl24 reviews
AU Jackie/Hyde married fluff. First Fanfic Plz be nice! Reveiw Plz!
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Steven H., Jackie B. - Complete
You Are My Sunshine by lyingtonguesareclumsy reviews
Draco wakes up to some surprises in bed! Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Voldemort Gets a Brilliant Plan by The Alien of Pluto reviews
A thousand or so ways Voldemort could try to beat Harry and fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Voldemort
Hermione's Turn by potato4 reviews
"I'll call it... SPBFW!" "Bless you."/ "I thought you were taking us to dinner, not a bloody Hogwarts reunion!"/ "YOU KILLED NEMO!"/ It's Hermione turn to pick where the Trio goes to dinner, and she picks a fancy restaurant. Funny parody fic. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Hearts Safe From Hearts by Messed Up Teenager reviews
Lucius and Hermione talk about the golden couple. And not the one you're expecting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Mistakes by Killing Aphrodite reviews
Hermione and Tom's relationship wasn't without it's faults. But will the faults of one destroy it? one-shot. Time-Travel-Hermione. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew... Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,650 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 2,568 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Hunted by Bex-chan reviews
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 2059 - Favs: 3,796 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Jeff and Annie's Unconventional Sitcom Wedding by moeexyz reviews
Jeff tries to keep everything running smoothly while Annie get's ready for their wedding. He's not very good at it. From a prompt at M/M.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,403 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
Most of the Time by angelically-devilish reviews
WINNER OF THE TWIN EXCHANGE AUGUST 2010 CHALLENGE - "What do you mean, MOST of the time?" he demanded. She smiled ingenuously. "I have no idea what you're talking about, Sirius, darling" she said sweetly. Sequel to 'A Late Night Rendezvous'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
One Thousand Points to Gryffindor by Glalie773 reviews
"Stop being so cheerful!" Severus barked out, pointing his forefinger at Draco in dire accusation. "Stop it! Now!" D/Hr, SnapePOV. One-shot, purely humorous!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo reviews
It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,462 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco and Hermione Read FanFiction by potato4 reviews
What if Draco and Hermione, for a Muggle Studies assignment, read a fanfic? And what, just what, would happen if that fanfic was a Dramione? Rated T because I rate them all T. FINALLY FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,376 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Third Winger by moeexyz reviews
Annie and Jeff's journey to parenthood. Oneshot.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Love Can't Be Wrong by SlthrngNbltyWrtnINnk reviews
My name is Hermione. I fell in love with him, married him, had children with him, and died holding his hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
No Masseuses Allowed by SimplyShelbySJL reviews
"I did not give you permission to touch my fiancée, especially when she is half naked. I want you out of this hotel room in ten seconds or be prepared to lose your job!" Chuck roared. He yanked up a cover from their bed and wrapped it around Blair.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Severus Snape's What the hell face by beexfeatheryduster reviews
Everyone wanted to see Severus Snape's "what the hell..." face. Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom and Ronald Weasley try their hardest to make it happen but only Hermione Granger is determined enough to pull out all the stops. M for references to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Daisies and Stars by elektra30 reviews
Sometimes, this boy reminded him too much of too many people. Post-DH, EWE? Written for dracobigbang LJ challenge Phase I.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It's All In The Hands by littledollface reviews
Hermione needs a little extra instruction in Potions class. One shot. Dub-con, light bondage, AU 7th Year with alive!Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Now You See Me by smurff reviews
Hermione wakes up tied to her bed. Her two lovely gentlemen are there to help her. Threesome relationship. Hints of slash. Can be read as a continuation to Raging Sensation, or alone. Herm/H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
I Have No Idea by potato4 reviews
Hermione is locked in a tower. Draco is underneath. Voldemort is craving frozen yogurt. And somewhere in China, Harry stubbed his toe. PARODY FIC. Twist at the end!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Moments In Time by Bunnylass reviews
Suze/Jesse POV. Future fic. Jesse has his life back and he and Suze are finally together. These are snapshots and moments in time of their new life they have fought to live for...Chapter 42 - Final Author's Note. :
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 191,165 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Hector de Silva/Jesse, Susannah S. - Complete
Hollywood by loukritia reviews
a short oneshot about the "inspired" ideas for baby names
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Hermione G., Oliver W. - Complete
Total Randomness by Afterthought and Ellipses reviews
Hermione has her period, Snape has a bad day and Ron is continually lunged at.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Giddy Up by SweetDulcinea reviews
Bella comes home to a surprise: Jasper in cowboy attire...sort of. A little role play ensues, the hat stays on, and Bella learns to ride. Jasper/Bella AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Uncle Vernon by broomstick flyer reviews
Short little something that came to me over trhe week end. Harry finds out a suprising thing about his aunt and uncle. He also gets some advice about proposing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Waking Up in Vegas by Ghost of Merilwen reviews
((**Update** Will be looking at story for corrections and will do some revising)) Most would think brainy Hermione Granger would travel to Paris with her parents and read all day. Instead of the usual Hermione found herself in Vegas married to mortal enemy Draco Malfoy without any memory of their wedding!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,038 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cheaters, Lies, and Draco's Surmise by Glalie773 reviews
What happens when Draco hears a rumor that Hermione cheated on him? And what happens... when it might be true? DM/HG one-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kissing Booth by trizfores reviews
Lucius is more than dissapointed when Hermione has to volunteer for a charity event at a festival for Valentine's. Will he snap and lose his cool? Loads of laughs in store! Oneshot LMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
How They Got There by LoveHGSS reviews
Hermione and Pansy are in an interesting position, and Hermione remembers how they they ended up there. LOTS of lemons, very little plot. Femmeslash yumminess. First femmeslash, don't kill me. Gift for NR.HPforever
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,181 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Three Times the Charm by Luna513 reviews
So these are going to be stories about lesbians girls Hermione, Ginny, Luna or more discovring their sexual desires and just having alot of fun All with explicit sex, sex, sex lol
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,258 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
My Lapse In Judgment by truly unruly reviews
At thirty-two years old, Elliot Reid decides that it's time to grow up. But maybe having a baby with her boss is not the best way to start...AU, ElliotCox. Complete.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,693 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Elliot R., Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
Three Years by goblinphantomgirl reviews
One Shot. Three years after P&P, the characters gather once more at Pemberly, where their current marital situations are revealed. Based upon the 1995 BBC version.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
Unpleasantries by suspensegirlinc reviews
Chuck has a scarring nightmare that amuses a pregnant Blair surprised by his outburst. CBfutureflufffic- oneshot
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Shared Destinies by amightypenguin reviews
Marriage Law fic. Not HBP/DH compliant. Forced together because of a law Voldemort has put into effect, Hermione and Remus try to hold onto their friendship while faced with Dark Lords, jealous friends, and more werewolves.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,844 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
8 Simple Rules by Victoria-Eliza reviews
...for dating Chuck Bass' teenage daughter. C/B. N/S. Mentions of all other canon.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Virtus et Iudicium by AnjaliMalfoy reviews
Preview: "How does it feel Granger? How does it feel to be utterly powerless? Do you finally have an idea about what you do to me?" he whispered gently, slowly running his finger down her cheek, "That's exactly how you make me feel. Powerless."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,868 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Job Application by spiderme reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 138 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sweet Revenge by Krazy4Spike reviews
Chuck yells "Just because a woman touches me doesn't mean she wants to jump my bones!" Blair gets jealous of a woman that makes a pass at Chuck while they are at dinner, so she decides to even the score! Nate and Serena try to help before Chuck explodes.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Santa Plays Hardball by Isabelle reviews
A new tradition is born as Blair insists on reading a custom-made story to their twins despite their inquisitive nature and Chuck goes out of his way to make it memorable. Fluff warning ;
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Maybe Christmas Hope Isn’t That Bad, He Thought by Isabelle reviews
‘Twas the night of Christmas, and Chuck Bass found himself in a hospital waiting room with his least favorite person, waiting for his son to be born. A Secret Santa exchange gift.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
By The Duckpond by Rizzle reviews
Draco and Hermione enjoy a quiet interlude and some big news is relayed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Forgettable Vows by twin-v reviews
Draco and Hermione wake up together in bed one morning with headaches, no clothes, and horror when they see each other. But it seems there is so much more to it than inebriation... four years' worth of wedded bliss, in fact.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,205 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Never Shower With a Weasley by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione and George have some very exciting news to share with the Weasley family. During their time of joy, Molly manages to scare the living daylights out of her daughter-in-law. This is a birthday gift for remuslives!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Just the Way You Are by SimplyShelbySJL reviews
“What the hell are you talking about? There's not an ounce of fat anywhere on your body. It and your thighs are perfect. I like the curves, these are my curves Blair,” Chuck motioned to her body. “You can't just go changing them without my consent." C/B
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Early Morning by Clorox2 reviews
PWP, One shot, Draco wakes before Hermione. MA Het
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Girls Just Want To Have Male Strippers by SimplyShelbySJL reviews
Serena and Blair decide to have a little Lost Weekend of their own after 3.09. And how else is this to be accomplished than with male strippers? Something tells me when Chuck and Nate return in the morning they may be in for a little surprise. One-Shot.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Snakes, Lions, the occasional Badger & Plot Device by Noir Lime Canuto reviews
Hermione Sofia Maryland Cosby Granger sighed with content. Everything was going right this year, and she hadn't even gotten off the train yet. A parody. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Silent as the Night by Magical words from Muggle pens reviews
He only gazed, he never spoke... Draco/Hermione: One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The New IT couple: mystery of the seeker's glove by SnowWhiteQuill reviews
Ginny is accusing Harry of cheating on her with Hermione. Her evidence? A seeker's glove supposedly belonging to Harry. But why would Hermione sleep with Harry? Especially when she might have a boyfriend of her own? Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
He Doesn't Love Me by persistentillusion reviews
When she married it was not for love, the marriage law was passed- and she was essentially bought by the highest bidder
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lemon Meringue Pie by angelically-devilish reviews
Decadent Dessert Challenge Fic! Desperate to keep his four-month pregnant wife happy, Sirius enlists a reluctant Ginny and Remus to help him curb her lemon meringue pie craving. Little does he know, there is only one craving he’s needed to fulfil...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Rosemary's Baby by Isabelle reviews
Spotted: Chuck Bass being mushy, much to his chagrin. CB.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Beavers, Ferrets, & Incredibly Obvious Plot Holes by Noir Lime Canuto reviews
"Yo, fools, where's my pimpin' toad at?" Wait-Neville's a G? Hermione and Draco are in love? What is this? Some sort of incredibly absurd Fanfiction? Well, yes, in fact, it's a parody. Enjoy! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
One New Message by Moonlight Silhouette reviews
Alejandro Fuentes is prone to the occasional Neanderthal tendency: a fact that is proven in a big way when Brittany's ex-boyfriend leaves a message on her answerphone during an important Chemistry study session. Set during the College years .
Perfect Chemistry - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Alex F., Brittany E. - Complete
S'more Sex by trizfores reviews
Lucius hates sweets and desserts. Will he ever learn to love them with some sex thrown in the mix, with his sexy wife, Hermione? A smutty oneshot treat. R&R pls.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Under the Party Table by yummydreams reviews
Starts with Hermione and Cormac attending Slughorn's Christmas Party. And who knew that it would end with them both under the Party Table...? Rated M: hot and raunchy, you got it! Very believable plot with real extracts from HP book. [ONE SHOT] R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Hermione G., Cormac M. - Complete
Houston, I Think We Have A Problem by 7gifts reviews
Chuck has been busy lately, Blair has found alternative ways to entertain herself - Dan/Blair friendship implied.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Sweet Dreams by AlmostAngel.333 reviews
After a long, horrible day at work, all he wanted to do was relax with his wife. Wait...where IS his wife? Sweet little Oneshot. Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Keep Breathing by emily2323 reviews
One-shot. Rob looks back over his life when Jess left for the war, their unhappy reunion, and his feelings as she left for Juilliard. I don't reccomend you read this if you haven't read Missing You, it won't make much sense. NOT A SAD ENDING.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,280 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Rob W., Jess M. - Complete
A Scrap of Honour by smurff reviews
Sequel to RAGING SENSATION. Consequences can be harsh. Or they can be exciting. What happens to Hermione as a result of her actions?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,931 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bad Luck Blair by SimplyShelbySJL reviews
“If you don't go pick up that pillow right now Chuck Bass I'm going to be sleeping on a bed like this for the rest of eternity in jail because I swear I will strangle you myself with your stupid scarf!" C/B 1-shot set after 2x25 or 2.25 Season 3 fluff
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Her Favourite Position by Mannequin85 reviews
Pansy/Hermione Slash. Warning Heavy Smut. F/F
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
A Casual Observer by coonassblondie reviews
Bill and Charlie run into Hermione in a muggle pub during their night out on the town. Threesome: Bill/Hermione/Charlie. Not for the young or faint of heart. Rated M for a reason. Written as a gift for JadeCharmer at LJ for HP porninthesun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Sleepy by go go ravenclaw reviews
It's Jake's birthday, and Suze has a special present for him. Today, Suze will realise what family means. Today she will accept her new family and realise her love for them. Today, step-brother will become brother.
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Susannah S., Jake A./Sleepy - Complete
Barney Stinson, Chick Magnet by rhapsodybree reviews
Future fic. Barney shows he still has 'it' when Marshall and Ted challenge him to use a baby as a chick pulling machine.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Happily Ever After by igobumpinthedark reviews
Marriage laws are now in effect. You have 30 days to comply into wedded bliss. And you damn well better be blissfull. The Ministry IS watching, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,801 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
My beloved spake by Laurielove reviews
One-shot. Lucius muses on his life with Hermione one Saturday together at Malfoy Manor. An off-shoot of Discovering Beauty, but able to be read independently. M content and readers accordingly, please. LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Captured by emily2323 reviews
Set after Missing You. Jess and Rob have never been happier. They're in love - and finally they can be together without Jess's mom breathing down their necks. But when problems arise, will the couple still be strong enough to take on the opposing danger?
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,127 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Jess M., Rob W. - Complete
Ron's Spell by Femmeslashxqueen reviews
Ron and Hermione were arguing. He thought it would be funny to cast a spell on her and a certain Ravenclaw, so that whenever one is being pleasured, the other feels it at the same time..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Strange Effect by coldqueen reviews
Chuck and Blair, Blair and Chuck, and baby? Fluffy, smutty, future fic.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
People Don't Marry Their First Love by Dream-Like-State reviews
Written for the First Love Challenge. Hermione is angry. Seething. Sick of the way she always comes second to Quidditch. Only when her boss taunts her does she snap. Will Oliver be able to keep her? Oliver Wood/Hermione Granger. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Hermione G., Oliver W. - Complete
Love Bites by Amanda N. Lupin reviews
“Hermione, what is that? What’d you do to your shoulder?” Hermione has been bitten by something, causing Ron to start up an investigation, humor ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Discovering Beauty by Laurielove reviews
Four years after the war, a chance encounter with a wizard Hermione hoped never to see again leads her to question her life and discover things about herself she had kept deeply buried. HG/LM. A tale of discovery. Older readers only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 192,244 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Dear Cats, This is War by writingxonxwalls reviews
Draco, the Malfoy paterfamilias, is determined to get rid of those cats. His family and friends watch with humorous dispositions as they watch a grown man try to outsmart the feline family members. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Crybaby by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt reviews
Draco has another newborn baby trial. How to deal with a crying baby. One that is mad and wants revenge. One that you had dropped. established DMHG. Somewhat followup to 'Diaper Changing Lessons'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why 'Obliviate' Was Created by seventhSINwrath reviews
Nymphadora Tonks cooks...people run for the hills screaming, babies cry, Voldemort clings to his Harry Potter doll for protection, and Harry Potter cowers in fear. Warning:Slash. Crack. Not to be taken Sirius-Ly! Voldemort/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Naked by CoMiCalMe reviews
“What the hell are you so smug about, Malfoy?” Hermione asked indignantly as she started rummaging around the room looking for her clothing, which by the looks of it seemed to be strewn all over... My second fic. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Chandelier by Artemis Day reviews
Harry Potter, Alan Granger immediately decided, was probably the worst sort of son-in-law imaginable. Based on a true story. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 131 - Published: 3/15/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Life's Untold Mysteries by fyren galan reviews
An epilogue of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows for Dramione fans of the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
She'll Be Fine by SimplyShelbySJL reviews
Holly Bass smiles putting on her freshly bought book bag and tucking her scarf beneath her brown curls, adjusting her matching headband atop of them. She looks up at her parents eagerly, “Can we go now?”Chuck and Blair Bass however aren't so sure. CB 1sho
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Forever by SimplyShelbySJL reviews
Blair glared snapping at the doctor, “Don't call me that! I'm getting a divorce as soon as this baby is born! Do you hear me Chuck!A DIVORCE!” “Please we both know no one else could quite impregnate you like me sweetheart." CB 1-shot
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
To Love a Girl with Fishlike Lips by luvscharlie reviews
You do not play pranks on your pregnant wife. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Soup by turtlestar reviews
Hermione has the flu, and Viktor is there to nurse her back to health. Pure, unadulterated fluff. Initially written as a gift fic for Czarownica Asia in 2006. Resubmitted with corrections and improvements.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Ceiling Tiles by inadaze22 reviews
Seventy-seven tiles comprise the ceiling; perfect squares that stretch from all four walls.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Heaven Forbid by empathapathique reviews
She held the Muggle pregnancy test limply in her hands, and the red plus sign glared at Draco dauntingly, his very own monster come to wreak havoc in his world. D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,256 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Genuine Article by SnapeSeraphin reviews
Misunderstandings, a jealous ex-wife, mixed messages and a fake ring form the key players in this romantic tale, where all's well that ends well. LM/HG, rated M to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,074 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mr Darcy's Mistake by elliejelliebean reviews
It's been a blissful year for the newly-married Mr. and Mrs. Darcy, but trouble ensues when Mr. Darcy travels to London, leaving his pregnant wife at home. It looks like Mr. Darcy still needs to learn to take a joke. Regency, ExD One-Shot
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Creature of the Night by YouLivexYouDie reviews
Oneshot. Jackie saw the Rocky Horror Picture Show and is now constantly aroused. Hyde is exhausted. JH. Takes place during Season 5.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete
A Christmas Visitor by Quidditchref reviews
Orchid Malfoy, daughter of Lucius and Hermione, is having a little trouble with her Apparation lessons. Even Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy haven't been able to help, so Lucius calls in a "special friend" as a guest instructor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus by SiRiUsLyInLuV71 reviews
Harry walks in on an unexpected moment, that ruins Christmas. S/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Strippin' Santa by Bunnylass reviews
Jesse De Silva...The world’s sexiest Strippin' Santa...!
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse - Complete
The Nymph Hunt by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Sometimes you're a hag in a nymph's body, and sometimes you're just a witch trying to hide the nymph in you... DMHG. Post-DH disregarding epilogue. Written for an exchange, see prompt inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,733 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 92 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
FIRST, CATCH YOUR SLYTHERIN by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Is the new Marriage Law a recipe for disaster or happiness? Hermione Granger first has to catch her Slytherin, and then she'll find out. But why does she choose Lucius Malfoy, of all the unlikely candidates?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,387 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 99 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Saying Too Much by Lady Mage reviews
“When are your kids coming to Hogwarts, Draco?” “Pardon?” “Your kids? You know, yours and Hermione’s kids? When are they coming?” “WHAT?" Draco, head boy, has an interesting conversation with a first year about the head girl. Prequel to 'No Comment'. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Our Song by 80sUnLoveChild reviews
Just a little One Shot...no real timeline...J/H Of Course!
That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete
Thump by DRoWN.uNTo.Me reviews
How do the people of Twelve Grimmauld Place and the Order of the Phoenix react to this unexpected pairing? Oh, and that thumping, yeah, that's gonna leave a bruise or two or a couple fifty...*Sequel "Meow" is up! Enjoy! *Prequel "Valentine" is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Spontaneity and Excitement by Emerald-Kisses reviews
I want more spontaneity, try something more...exciting." So, she wanted spontaneity? She wanted more excitement? Well, he was Draco Malfoy, so he would do his damned best. - Finale of Dramione Sexcapades. Rated M for a reason! R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,556 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Trouble by sellthelie reviews
Peace and quiet are a rare thing in a Weasley home.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
A la Claire Fontaine by myBrandyAlexander reviews
Oneshot. A sweet snapshot of the Malfoy household one night. Light and romantic containing the French lullaby title Please R & R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Time for Drabbles by Isabelle reviews
Specks in time of Blair/Chuck living in domestic simplicity. Set of 24 drabbles of Blair/Chuck and their kids, meant as sweet fluff while attemping to keep the characters's integrity. 24 drabbles for 24 hours in the day.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,065 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Grooms and Transvestites by Isabelle reviews
Future one-shot. It’s the wedding day and the groom & all of his men are missing. Serena was going to kill her step-brother. CB & some DS.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
First Prank by IzzyDelacour reviews
Hermione and George's daughter is FAR too young to learn any pranks... right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2008 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
What Potion Had Hermione Accidentally Swallowed by Jack of the North reviews
The Weasley brothers are convinced that a potion is behind Hermione's new infatuation with Percy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Hermione G., Percy W. - Complete
Dubiety by Padfootz-luvr reviews
“I just don’t think it was that big of a deal!” said Hermione./“Well, of course you don’t. She was paying you a compliment,” growled Sirius. “And she didn’t mistake you for my daughter, she mistook me for your father."/"Is there a difference?" SBHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
The One Far Above by FicklePen reviews
Love is never easy. Bill/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bill W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Malfoy's Way of Bonding by writingxonxwalls reviews
All Draco really wants to do is bond with his daughter. Good luck, Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8375 - Favs: 7,511 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Mine by atruwriter reviews
He was sick and tired of every bloke that ever crossed their path thinking they had a chance with her. :Marcus/Hermione OneShot:
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,746 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 92 - Published: 4/11/2008 - [Hermione G., Marcus F.] - Complete
Démodé by Mercury Gray reviews
A short vignette after the Rochester's marriage: Mr. Rochester treats Jane to a new dress.
Jane Eyre - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
Daddy, how are babies made? by icyslumber reviews
She is Granger's daughter, so the questions can be forgiven. But that inquisitive child sometimes takes it to the limit! Draco's been put in an uncomfortable situation! DHr. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Suckness Of A Bad Fanfic by Psychopathic Assassin reviews
I taken a lot of elements that makes a DM/HG story bad, blended it together in a different way, and shown it as a massive collection of clips of what not do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Surprises by sellthelie reviews
CormacHermione: He cleared his throat, and she turned her eyes back to him, "Is he worth it?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Cormac M., Hermione G. - Complete
She Called Me Lucy by silvermisery reviews
Bwahahaha...I am Lord Voldemort, I have returned!"..."Oh," said Draco blankly. "Who's that?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Walking On Air by Uh.yeah reviews
Rob plans a surprise for Jess, involving an old friend. But something goes horribly wrong and it's up to Jess to step in and save the day, before her friends and family get hurt... Actually kind of complete...
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,687 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 12/13/2004
Dinner With Friends by LonelyHeart101 reviews
Fred nudged his brother. “Chaos?” George nudged him back. “Chaos indeed my brother.” Futurefic, AU. HG/OW, HP/GW, RW/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Oliver W., Hermione G. - Complete
Quidditch Wives by atruwriter reviews
She'd never been much of a fan for the game, but she liked even less the wives that came with. :Oliver/Hermione OneShot:
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/26/2008 - [Hermione G., Oliver W.] - Complete
A love almost lost by imslytherinatheart reviews
Hermione tells her story of how she and Draco came to be, including the way their love was almost lost. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
His Patronus by Hazel-Buttafly reviews
Oneshot. Hermione is curious of the form her husbands Patronus. An awkward subject for him to endure, Draco refuses to answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
To Let You Go by CharloBlack reviews
On the morning of Remus and Tonks wedding Hermione falls victim to one of the Weasley twins’ experiments and is accidentally thrown 20 years into the past. Only one thing remains certain, horrible things happen to those who meddle with time… RLHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 65,177 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Epilogue 5 Years Later by LindsayOrdone reviews
Jess and Rob are married and we find out what happens to all of the other characters. Marriages, babies, restaurants, etc.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Complete
It's in the blood by Angel.By.Day-Devil.By.Night reviews
[COMPLETE]Another Mediator...another Ghost. Mercedes, Jesse and Suze's daughter, unexpectantly finds herself falling for a 19th century ghost, everything would probably be fine if it weren't for Alex's troubling past. Can she trust him?
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,795 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Victim of a Circumstance by kaytay89 reviews
Hermione has a baby with Draco Malfoy. But when her parents can no longer take care of the baby, they strike a deal with Dumbledore to keep him at Hogwarts. So now Draco gets to meet Hermione's brother. So why doesn't Draco know he fathered a son?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,059 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Doorstop! by Anyisa reviews
One Shot. Hermione comes home to find something rather disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Viktor K., Hermione G. - Complete
Meltdown at the Engagement Party by FoolForSpuffy147 reviews
Caroline attends a party in Pemberley in hopes of ensnaring Mr. Darcy, but is in for the shock of her life. Pride and Prejudice songfic featuring There's a Good Reason... by Panic! the Disco
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Falsity by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
A midlife crisis, a mysterious escort, and blackmail. What more could Lucius Malfoy need? PreHBP. LMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,877 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Quality Time by PrettyBittyBella reviews
Hermione leaves her 3 children in the care of her husband, Draco, for 24 hours. Will her survive the Dora marathons and bath time? It's pretty funny! Hope you enjoy it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Correspondence and Kidnapping by Priestess of Dan reviews
Instead of accepting Elizabeth's refusal, Mr. Darcy decided to kidnap the the young woman in question and elope to Scotland. [AU][Oneshot]
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/4/2007 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] - Complete
Accepting You by WintersEmpire reviews
A marriage law was passed, forcing Hermione into an arranged marriage. Now she must deal with her new husband, but how can she when all they do is argue? Can they sort out their feelings before it's too late? HrxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 148,638 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
Human Relations by sundroptea reviews
The problem of having a boyfriend born in 1800s is that, overall, they tend to have particularly, shall we say, extreme attitudes towards the proper treatment of women...
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse - Complete
When Your Mad by SiRiUsLyInLuV71 reviews
Sirius did something very bad, without Hermione's knowledge... And Hermione is MAD! ONESHOT... SBHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bouncy Chair by nightsummer reviews
Draco finds the idea of doing it on a chair intriguing. Can he convince Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Photo Shoot by LBJ equals life reviews
onseshot Colin Creevey, Ginny, Hermione, Ron, and Draco contains threesome, foursome, and eventual fivesome guy on guy girl on girl action, nude photos don't like, don't read
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
In The Beginning by littlemiss haunted reviews
A little story of Dramione fluff. Includes a little third year. I imagine him a cute little red haired boy in Hufflepuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I'm Ok, I Promise But Just in Case, Wake Me Up by notorious secret reviews
Everything from here onward is parody. Summary: Hermione and Draco get some important news.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Malfoy Children by Skates16 reviews
Draco and Hermione are fighting over which house their children are going to be put in. Who's gonna win? Summary sucks, I know! Don't complain! Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love Me In Red by Kalia Clyde reviews
Oliver and Hermione were the perfect pair until an unfair card dealt by fate took something dear from them. Now with nothing like it used to be, can they make things work once again?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Hermione G., Oliver W. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 2,995 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Naughtiness between Friends by Lady Remus 1983 reviews
Ginny has problems with touching herself. Maybe her father’s new “toy” could be helpful…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
The Necessities of Winter by luckei1 reviews
Draco finds a book written by Hermione and enlists her help to understand it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wrestling Parents by SwishAndFlick31 reviews
Harry and Hermione's son shows an interesting painting at his art show. Question is, though, what is the picture and why is Harry suddenly on the verge of breaking ribs? One Shot, Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bogus! by bitchfit26 reviews
Epilogue posted! Yay! I'm through! What happens when, by accident, Head Boy Malfoy and Head Girl Granger find themselves time warped eighteen years forward…and met THEIR teenage kids?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,385 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Angel Child by FatGlamour reviews
A prisoner of Azkaban's only joy is his daughter. DHr, Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Waiting by DracoDew17 reviews
It's Christmas Eve and a child is waiting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Necessary by the Order by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Marriage Law for SiriusHermione. In order to protect her, he had to marry her. After HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,644 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Scribe by Sienna61 reviews
Oneshot. Someone's feeling happy because she gets to spend a few hours in the company of Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dramione fic Suckage, Anyone? by Psychoanalysis reviews
So basically, if you're ever interested in the world of Dramione fickage, then come HERE for instructions. WHOOO SUCKAGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Highway through Hell by luvcali76 reviews
COMPLETE! JH Post S4 Finale. Donna goes to California alone, while Kelso remains in Point Place, setting off a chain of events that sends Jackie & Hyde packing.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 166,803 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete
SPEW! by jennifer snape reviews
Sing to the tune of YMCA! .... “House Elf!.... Put that cleaning brush down, I said House Elf! .... Try this lovely red gown, I said House Elf! .... Turn your frown upside down .... Because I have come to save you!” ....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
I Win by Anyisa reviews
OneShot. Viktor is sick and in need of care, much to Hermione's annoyance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Viktor K., Hermione G. - Complete
Quirks by empathapathique reviews
Sometimes, it’s the odd, little things that make up the whole picture. Because being married is weird like that. Fluff warning! DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Debate Debacle in the Malfoy Household by BestSkeptic reviews
Oneshot. What if Draco and Hermione had a son? Surely the matter of his sorting would be a topic of ardent debate...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Almost Wish by Jamaica-tan reviews
A parent should never have to bury their child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Willing Petitioner by Infatuated-Simplicity reviews
OXH one shot! Everyone assumed she would become Mrs. Ronald Bilious Weasley. She was sick of it all. She would have none of it and she would most certainly not have any of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Oliver W., Hermione G. - Complete
Daryl and Sharona by serendipities reviews
Ever wonder about the story behind the whole white trash pet name thing? Well, I did. Here's my take on it. R&R, please!
All American Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
Conservation by sellthelie reviews
Who knew Marcus Flint was so big on saving trees? Marcus&Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Marcus F., Hermione G. - Complete
Fred and George's Dirty Mind by Prissy and Bregan reviews
ONE SHOT How do Fred and George take it after spying on Hermione and Sirius during their cooking lesson?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About Potter by LampsAreCool reviews
Passion. Betrayal. Evil twins. Sacrifice. Possession. A COMPLETE SOAP OPERA. Featuring Snape as a shrink, Hermione as a COMPLETE MARY SUE, Draco as a drug addict, and Ron as a insanely jealous assassin. Basically, everyone is trying to kill Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,622 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Whenever by Frolicking Bananas reviews
[Complete]Jess learns that Rob is keeping a secret from her. A BIG secret at that. But will she understand when she finds out that the secret he kept was for her benefit? [RJ]
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,600 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Complete
Hermione's Adventures by DracoErotica reviews
WARNING: HARDCORE SEXUAL CONTENTEXPLICIT!. MATURE ADULTS ONLY. Threesomes, anal, oral, sex, slash. Hermione is left wanting, until she decides to satiate herself in the Room of Requirement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 197 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Reason to Celebrate by siriusly lupine reviews
Response to Evil Cat Hater & ShyMoonlight's Mothers' Day Challenge in which Hermione is pregnant and Remus is celebrating. Oneshot, HGRL, spoilers up to OOTP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Those Almond Eyes by Her-My-Oh-Knee reviews
This is a story about Harry Potter and Hermione Granger, from the time when Harry proposed, to when they had their first child, to the dying day. COMPLETE. HP.HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 4,305 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ennead by the Dramione Fic Exchange reviews
Nine moments in the lives of Draco Malfoy and Herimione Granger. Tie in a little mythology, sprinkle with angst and romance, and step back. Written for the 2006 VDay Dramione Fic Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,739 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Piece of Normalcy by yesterdayschild4 reviews
A couple of years into their relationship, Draco Malfoy contemplates fatherhood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Dudley D., Hermione G. - Complete
A Beginner's Guide To Dramione Romance by arctique48 reviews
All you need to know when constructing a beautiful love affair between sworn enemies. [Parody] REPOST
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bad Faith by Morrighan256 reviews
COMPLETE. Multi awardwinning DracoHermione. PostHogwarts tale of the war with Voldemort and the unexpected contributions of one Draco Malfoy. Drama, War violence, Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,858 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The List by Lucenda reviews
Most people have a list of things that they want to do before they die. Hermione Granger is one of those people. What does Lucius Malfoy have to do with it? One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Observations of a Pure Blood Debutant by rainsrabble reviews
Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 289 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Bitter Taste by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
Draco's thoughts over the course of his father's relationship with his classmate. Oneshot. LMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Surprises Galore by Frolicking Bananas reviews
[Complete]What happens when Jess goes back to her hometown in Indiana after living in Florida for five years? Will she meet up with Rob and her family and friends or will she avoid them? And what happens when a psycho serial killer wants revenge?
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,017 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Complete
Public Display of Affection by Erythros reviews
[Draco Hermione] They weren’t much for PDA – that is, Public Display of Affection. After all, he was Draco Malfoy and she was Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 161 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Malfoy's Daughter by shy-n-great reviews
A follow on one-shot from Life After The Happy Ending. This is the result of a challenge from Peanuts107. Lucius is not happy about his daughter becoming a young lady and no boy is allowed near her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Blaise's Birthday Party! by Backroads reviews
Hogwarts students throw a surprise party for Blaise in honor of his many achievements. Or try to, any way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Before Its Too Late by Ellie Fabgay reviews
Jess, Rob, and some new friends are on a mission. Quite a few actually. If you want to find out about Jess's new adventure, read, but PLEASE don't review. At all. FINISHED
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Complete
Making Up by Inell13 reviews
The best part of fighting is making up. HermioneZacharias
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Hermione G., Zacharias S. - Complete
The Twelve Hours of Christmas by KissThis reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Hermione's husband can't make it home. Gifts begin arriving every hour, delivered by all the men in her life, from a mysterious admirer. As the men get ticked off the list, figure out who's her husband and who's sending the gifts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,485 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Talk by Diggingupophelia reviews
Harry talks to his daughter, Lily, about what it means to become a 'woman'. One-Shot Will be part of my other WIP, Just the Four of Us (which will be posted here as soon as I edit!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Caving by Princess180 reviews
Obligatory peice of postBring It On Home preNFBM fluff. Jackie and Hyde can't sleep. Not smut.
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Complete
Breakfast Surprise by Inell13 reviews
Draco and Blaise receive a surprise when they arrive at Hermione's flat for breakfast one morning. Draco & Blaise, Hermione & Adrian
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Hermione G., Adrian P. - Complete
And they lived Happily Ever After by Clavel reviews
Now COMPLETE Important Note inside!. Third part of the trilogy So last time you checked, Suze and Jesse were expecting, see what's going on by the time their kid gets into high school. Paul comes back and other things.
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,107 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Complete
Housewarming by Bobotuber Pus reviews
The Malfoys initiate their new home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Tea with Lord Voldemort by Rogue Enchantress reviews
Harry gets an invitation to tea with Voldemort. Harry then gets an interesting proposition and discovers Voldemorts had and operation, or is just fond of toliet paper.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort