obscure999
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 10-11-09, id: 2111565, Profile Updated: 06-09-12

On the few occasions I attempted to write fan-fiction I came to one conclusion I’m a lousy writer of fiction, well that and I’m really not willing to put in the time necessary to proof read, etc., and frankly reading fan-fiction someone else has written is much more fun. After all being a critic is much more straight forward, and writing a disparaging remark about something which took me five minutes to read and the author five hours to write is much more pleasant. Well that’s not entirely true, if I bother to review something it generally means I actually like it, or at least think it has potential, frankly I still find it odd that people read a 100,000 word fan-fiction and write reviews of every chapter about how much they hate it. As such if I leave criticism of something you’ve written it means that I think its decent enough to actually bother spending the time writing said review.

Things that will make me pass over a story, well if the summary states ‘I suck at summary’s but please read and review’ I’m probably going to pass it over if your unable to write a decent summary then I don’t hold much hope for the rest of your writing, likewise begging for reviews will likely have the opposite effect than intended with me. A polite request for reviews is one thing, a threat not to continue until a certain number of reviews has being met not so much.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Lily is not quite a normal little girl. The Dursleys always say she's a freak just like her freakish parents, her uncle Death seems to be convinced she's the grim reaper, and her ever political and invisible best friend Wizard Lenin just thinks she should take over the world. On top of all that the secret society of wizards think she's Jesus. AU female!Harry among other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,951 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 2,709 - Follows: 2,817 - Updated: 13h - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
One Step Left by Cysteine Snape reviews
What would have happened if Dobby had flinched and taken one step to the left, leaving Hermione behind to fend for herself and thus causing a terribly different outcome of the war. "You defeated my husband on his own land in a duel. Pureblood tradition states that you claim all that was his...including his wife." (Image by NeraLuna on DeviantArt. Used with permission.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 127 - Words: 411,156 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 6/25/2013 - [Hermione G., Narcissa M.] [Severus S., Fleur D.]
Feel, Don't Conceal by Kurrent reviews
In the aftermath of Arendelle's Eternal Winter, Elsa and Anna still have much to come to terms with, particularly their feelings for each other. Will they be forced to once again choose the kingdom over each other or forge a more risky path to the future? Elsanna. Rated M for reasons fairly obvious by the fourth chapter. Cover art is by the amazing Trixdraws from DeviantArt!
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 196,505 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
The Return by Sunshine Temple reviews
Ch34 Reserve and Release Part 4 is now up. The Brood Mother responds to the Cultist and Cybernetic Assassin's attack, an attack that's rapidly deteriorating into a Beachhead Scenario, and now Ranma, the Senshi and others catch their breath in the aftermath...
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 729,725 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 10/31/2002
Longing With a Cherry Tomato on Top by MrSchimpf reviews
Paris·Rory. How does subtext taste? Kind of like ranch dressing and cherry tomatoes. Updated January 15. FEMSLASH
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 810,766 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Rory G., Paris G.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 5,113 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Strained Harmony by Sunshine Temple reviews
Chapter 5 up. this is a story of Ranma and a new job she gets... it's not exactly a manly job but that's okay, it makes for a more convincing disguise. And over time Ranma comes to really love her new job... and her new ward.
Crossover - Ranma & Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 213,349 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Hotaru T./Sailor Saturn, Setsuna M./Sailor Pluto, Ranma
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Elephants by feltknickers reviews
"Can we be elephants, Maur?" Jane saw Maura's eyes soften and a tiny smile creep onto her lips. "Please, Maura? I can't do it alone. I can't do it without you. And I don't want to… I just… I can't do it alone." This is a draft. Read and download the final version at feltknickers . tumblr . com/elephants.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 128,887 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,657 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 4/30/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Fallout Equestria: The Familiar by TheConstellation reviews
An experienced caravanner pulled from the Equestrian wastes by the pleas of a young girl. Faced with a world anathema to her beliefs, and everything hers wasn't, what will Hymn do in the face of adversity? One things is for sure though, and that is war. For war never changes.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,860 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/3/2014 - OC, Louise
Proper Posture by Moczo reviews
Merida is looking forward to a visit to another country, and dreading a night spent in a dress and uncomfortable shoes. Elsa is still settling into her new role as a queen. Add a healthy dose of social awkwardness, a little talk on the nature of freedom, and an impromptu archery lesson, stir well, and who knows what might come up?
Crossover - Brave, 2012 & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Merida, Elsa - Complete
The Lawndale Manifesto by Smileyfax reviews
A different Daria meets a different Lane.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/24/2008
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,678 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 2,707 - Follows: 2,160 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,523 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 2,834 - Follows: 2,364 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
The White Devil of the Moon by bissek reviews
Endymion and the Inner Senshi have just found the Moon Princess - a girl named Nanoha Takamachi. But Fate will not allow anything to interfere with her friend's medical leave - not even destiny.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 118,749 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 5/3/2010 - [Fate T., Nanoha T.] - Complete
The EGOT has landed by Shudnobetta reviews
Rachels impending triumphant return to a reunion at McKinley High doesn't fill everyones heart with glee...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,422 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
No need to say goodbye by Cracon reviews
Sue's phone hits the ground and the rug has been pulled out from under her feet for the second time in a very short year. - Faberry through Sue's eyes
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,273 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
God Save The Queen by Sick Of It All reviews
With one last act the curse can be broken forever sending everyone in Storybrooke back home, but the townspeople gather to ask the question no-one has bothered to ask.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,142 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.
I'll Be Watching You by ZippyD reviews
A screwball account of how Quinn and Rachel wind up with matching hers and hers calendars.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,638 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
The Noticing of Lucy Weasley by Realmer06 reviews
Lucy Weasley was the most overlooked Weasley grandchild. Until she punched her cousin James in the face.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,486 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Lucy W., Percy W. - Complete
Her Unique Roommate by Racke reviews
Haruhi's POV: After a fight with her parents, she shows up at Yuki's doorstep with a bag.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Haruhi S., Yuki N. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Trials of Single Parenthood by Estora reviews
Draco Malfoy: ex-Death Eater, former bigot, divorcee. Astoria left him for Krum, his children worship the Weasleys who clash with the décor, something's rotten at Hogwarts, and he doesn't really know what he's doing. But maybe he's getting the hang of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,617 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 365 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Worst Muggles Imaginable by Ephemeral3501 reviews
The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P.
Take It! by morbus-rus reviews
Nightmare Moon wishes to rule. But be careful what you wish for...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia - Complete
A Million Miles Of Fun by Jade8devlin reviews
"As the nation mourns the loss of Russell and Judith Fabray, the four teens wanted for one of the most brutal murders Ohio has seen continue to evade police." - in a gold VW Bug with the number plate, 'GLDSTR'. Faberry/Brittana. Faberrittana friendship.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 103,602 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5859 - Favs: 6,124 - Follows: 3,413 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Aucune Defense Pour Toi by D. Geheimnis reviews
Fleur is not an expert in the ways of love, but in Hermione's final year with time running out, the learning curve is steep. Written, with permission, as a companion piece to Dreiser's "No Defense for You" in Fleur's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 176,129 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
And You'll Always Be A Pearl by SparkleLiekYeah reviews
Angela sees how Edward is too possessive of Bella, and she plans to do everything in her power to bring her best friend in the light. Songfic and an OOC Angela. Simple oneshot about a friend's concern. Mid-Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Bella, Angela - Complete
Holidaze by roxystyle011 reviews
Quinn did something stupid on New Year's Eve and everyone knows that you spend the new year the same way you spent New Year's Eve. Faberry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,665 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Destruction! The Obligatory Halloween Fic! by Diresquirrel reviews
The Slayers via costumes arrive in Sunnydale! Property damage and hilarity ensues.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,123 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Willow R., Lina I.
All the Cool Kids Are Undead by MrBillyD reviews
After Buffy is killed, Cordelia seriously considers joining the new In Crowd.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Cordelia C., Willow R. - Complete
The Latest Fashion by Roland 'Jim' Lowery reviews
A small clothing malfunction causes the Fashion Club to adopt a new style as a show of solidarity. Rather than ridicule them for it, the rest of the school begins to adopt this strange fashion statement. Hilarity ensues.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,107 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Tiffany B-D., Sandi G. - Complete
Crack by Pipsqueek22 reviews
How did Rachel even know about the crack house?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Rachel B. - Complete
Santa's Little Helper by stix04 reviews
Rachel was just trying to be nice when she bought Quinn the massage kit for Christmas...she didn't realize HOW nice a gift it truly was.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,996 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
I Got Time While She Got Freedom by JaeSan reviews
Finn realizes the mistake he made by not taking Rachel back as he watches her get over him with help from a few surprising people...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Gold Star by Kathleen R reviews
Quinn explains to Rachel what "Gold Star" means. Really short drabble.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 2,942 - Follows: 1,958 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Semiannual appointment by antra reviews
Even in Sunnydale there are normal things for evil vampires to do.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Spike - Complete
A Parody of Marriage Contracts by Diresquirrel reviews
Professor Sinistra has to explain a situation to the Deputy Headmistress. 'Tis a silly fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
I think There's Been A Mistake by Diresquirrel reviews
Hagrid grabs the wrong Wizard named Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Hermione G., H. Dresden - Complete
Big Gay Beard by FerryBerry reviews
S1. Rachel doesn't have quite the reaction Finn was expecting when he tells her his girlfriend is one Quinn Fabray.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Sleep Stalking by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Isabella Swan, an average, clumsy, human girl, is stalked by Edward Cullen, an extraordinary, coordinated, vampire boy. Bella files for a restraining order, as he gets too creepy for even her. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Is It Self Esteem Yet? by Roland 'Jim' Lowery reviews
Changes are afoot in the self-esteem class.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Daria M., Jane L. - Complete
Can I Claim Temporary Insanity? by jt4702 reviews
Rachel is invited to spend a day with Santana's extended family.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,514 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Rachel B., Santana L. - Complete
Broadway Geeks by broadwaypants reviews
Kurt and Rachel are both on vacation in New York City at the same time. Their respective sets of parents aren't too keen on seeing a bunch of musicals, so the duo sets off together and end up spending two weeks together.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,928 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
A giant leap for Lima, a small step for gay domina by kiarcheo reviews
Rachel just arrived at McKinley, Santana has a plan and Brittany is a genius in disguise. Sort of AU. Pezberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/21/2010 - [Rachel B., Santana L.] - Complete
Wizards are stupid by Lineape reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P.
Are you supposed to be Marty McFly? by broadwaypants reviews
When the TARDIS appears in Kurt's backyard, he knows he should be freaking out and he should call the police or something. But he's too distracted by the fashion anomaly in front of him.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/30/2010 - 11th Doctor, Kurt H. - Complete
Deadly Decisions by Alrissa reviews
Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,819 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 304 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
A very different Type of Engagement by migele reviews
Hayate found an engagement contract, seems like Soun gave his daughters away more then twice after all. - Crack, One-Shot
Crossover - Ranma & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Kasumi, Hayate Y. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Royal Mint by yasuhei reviews
Student discipline, true love, time travel, and the life of small ubiquitous objects. A little AU, and not too sensible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 2,034 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
Opportunities by Phlogistics reviews
Rachel sees everything, including a near-death experience, as an opportunity. One-shot.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Kennedy, Rachel B. - Complete
Caveat Inimici by S.Rebeiro reviews
Hermione is a sister to Harry, a mother to Rose and Hugo, a wife to Ron...and a Legilimens and Unspeakable. She is also very, very angry. A look at a Hermione who developed the instincts she evidenced with Marietta and Umbridge. AU, but canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 100 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
What if? The Purgatory of Lily by Escoger reviews
Lily, after her death, gets the chance to see all of the mistakes she made in life, by viewing the lives of other Lilys who DIDN'T make her mistakes. Most pairings are SS/LE, but there are some JP/LP and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,625 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
To Represent the Wizzards by aotearoan reviews
Discworld's Rincewind crashes into the Council of Elrond and Does Not Volunteer to join the Fellowship. One-shot. Lord of the Rings Discworld crossover. Honourable mention MEFA awards 2010 thanks people!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Rincewind - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 4,978 - Follows: 915 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
How Chocolate Cauldrons Destroyed the World by Brian64 reviews
What could have happened if Harry ate Romilda's chocolate cauldrons that night? And what will Hermione and Luna do to change history? Rated M to be safe, but should be fine for 13
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,400 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Harry P., Romilda V. - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 128 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Reasons Why I Shouldn't Marry Luna Lovegood by OA Hymers reviews
Hermione mulls over a very important question from Luna. Pure, undiluted fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Handprint On My Heart by Miss Leanne reviews
Princess Zelda speaks out on her relationship with the Princess of Twilight, Midna. ZeldaxMidna later: ZeldaxLink Rated T for brief sensuality, violence and language. Revision process finished 4/5/2010.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,430 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Zelda, Midna - Complete
Rainbows by Snowbear reviews
Ginny is questioning her sexuality. Does Hermione have the answers? Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,057 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Excuses by angel0wonder reviews
What happens when Kim gets desperate trying to find an excuse to fight Shego? Definitely finished now! kigo
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
The Con's the Thing by Gorms reviews
Attending a convention, Kim and Shego out each other as Xenites. Madness, too much booze and a bilious green sports bra follows. A KIGO piece that might improve with a degree of familiarity with Xena. Rated for bad language.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,126 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 181 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Domesticated by Baka Gaijin30 reviews
Oneshot. Usagi calls Haruka's bluff.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Haruka T./Sailor Uranus - Complete
She's got a girlfriend now by shanejayell reviews
Nabiki comes up with a plan to help Ranma with the Kuno problem! Shoujoai, Mild OOC
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,658 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Ranma, Kasumi - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 3,743 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Sire by KnightMare24 reviews
Willow finds out that VampWillow did more than they thought while she was in town. How responsible is Willow for what her double did? Willow isn't sure when a fledgling vamp comes to her sire for help. AU femslash. review please.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 96,744 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Willow R.
Hidden Truths by Chibi-Zion reviews
A short story based on a random idea about the true reason Drakken never wins.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Imagination by Charmed Lassie reviews
How on earth has Emily got it into her head that Rory is gay?
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Rory G., Paris G. - Complete
April 10, 1997 by Mediancat reviews
A psychiatrist, hypnotizing Faith during a mandated therapy session in prison, discovers that Faith may not be who she thinks she is.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 106,574 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Alone, Together by Failte200 reviews
Kigo. Kim and Shego are straight, archenemies, and trapped in an alternate reality, just the two of them. This is how they fall in love.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,373 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 138 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
The Girl Nobody Knows A Soliloquy by Technomad reviews
What if Hermione Granger wasn't Nice at all? This is the POV of a NotNice Hermione on the events of the first five books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,538 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Huntress Reiko: Soul Mates by Calamity Cordite reviews
AU DIV. KamiSama decides to alter certain events in answer to a young girl's prayer. Ranma finds herself with a thrice locked curse and a new calling. R & A. Complete
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,184 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 73 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Going down the only road I’ve ever known… by JA Baker reviews
Willow contemplates reincarnation and the prose-and-cons to being a sentient Warship…
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Willow R., Andromeda - Complete
Not Myself by Princess Alexandria reviews
Christy isn't normally a person to get involved in things that don't concern her, but that all changes when she takes in a mutant teen. AU and will eventually be femslash - COMPLETED
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 381,439 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Complete
A Study In Emerald by RngrThorne reviews
An alternate universe. Jane meets Daria and finds herself becoming a part of her world.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,847 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2004
It's Tuesday by sarhea reviews
The Headmaster decides to improve Muggle understanding, Dawn goes exploring and gets chased by Dark wizards, Voldie decides to go after power that doesn't belong to him, Willow gets pissed, and Severus Snape gets a job offer. COMPLETE
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,835 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/15/2003 - Published: 11/28/2003 - [Willow R., Severus S.] Dawn S., Voldemort - Complete
Getting To The Point by Booster1 reviews
Faith visits Ollivanders’ wand shop. Wacky hijinks ensue.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2003 - Faith L., G. Ollivander - Complete
Teenage Wasteland by crusading-saint reviews
Daria and Jane are still working out the intricacies of their relationship. Throw Kevin into the mix, and things are bound to get a little weird.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2003
Akane the Suicidal by WFROSE reviews
A different spin on the Akane/Ranma relationship... (heh) [Complete!]
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,464 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/26/2003 - Published: 8/16/2002 - Complete
Fixing A Hole by crusading-saint reviews
Two women meet in the mall and discover they have more in common than they thought...
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2003
Red Moon by Fire reviews
The enemies are the same, the Sailors are the same (mostly). So why is Luna so afraid that they will not bring back the Moon Kingdom?
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,622 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/19/2001 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Sailor Senshi/Sailor Scouts
Out of the closet, into the frying pan. by Cairnsy reviews
Percy decides to come out to his family. Slightly slashy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/3/2001
The Bet: A Study In Scarlet by Chibi-Dave reviews
An altered universe fic, where Akane's the strongest one there is!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,831 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/1999