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Joined 10-11-09, id: 2111776, Profile Updated: 10-09-13
Author has written 16 stories for Twilight.

I oversee an army of ebil minions and entertain grandiose plans of world dominashun.

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    10/4/13:

    Oh, snap! FFn doesn't liek my smut. You can find Adore, Adore on my blog, FP, and AO3.

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    Punch Me, Love Me, Save Me by ericastwilight reviews
    Edward Cullen is an alcoholic who hits rock bottom. One day, his sister Alice is handed a card – Only Call If Desperate & ALL Else Has Failed. She makes the call that will change her brother's life. His savior? Bella Swan.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,424 - Reviews: 4005 - Favs: 3,090 - Follows: 3,866 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
    The Gap by capitalab reviews
    Their first encounter is brief, minute, insignificant, forgettable. At least it should be. Edward and Bella live very different lives, but a chance encounter forces them to reexamine everything they thought they wanted.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,393 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 2,424 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Bella, Edward
    Cutlass by TKegl reviews
    Isabella Swan is certain notorious pirate, Edward Cullen, murdered her father and stole his prized cutlass. Out for revenge, she sneaks onto his ship, but Captain Cullen claims she has the wrong man. A tale of the search for truth…and treasure of course.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,307 - Reviews: 4747 - Favs: 2,897 - Follows: 2,119 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
    High Fidelity by IReen H reviews
    Damaged Edward, damaged Bella. Two sides of the same scarred coin. When one side is up, the other is down. Language and lots of it. Lemons eventually. It's a slow burn, slow and painful. Mature. Lots of random pop culture references. AH, AU, ExB.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 205,466 - Reviews: 5588 - Favs: 3,577 - Follows: 3,579 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
    Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7597 - Favs: 7,773 - Follows: 3,327 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
    Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
    When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 24860 - Favs: 11,479 - Follows: 8,094 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    Our Lives Unbound by theladyingrey42 reviews
    My mind is trapped in circles, my loneliness pressing in. Unable to speak, I reach for her spark. In her eyes, I find my partner. In her command, I find my freedom. Together, we open our lives to something more. AU/AH, D/s, male sub.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,844 - Reviews: 6344 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
    Through the Flames by SparklingTwilight reviews
    One fateful night, 29y/o Edward must make the decision that haunts every firefighter's worst nightmares. In choosing between his life and that of another, life altering repercussions arise. Rated M. Contains graphic descriptions of fire. HF Warning.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 200,140 - Reviews: 7381 - Favs: 3,483 - Follows: 1,922 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Complete
    Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
    Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4218 - Favs: 4,067 - Follows: 4,642 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
    Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
    Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 5970 - Favs: 3,622 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
    Hide and Drink by Savage7289 reviews
    Bella's blood was just too tempting to be ignored. While Edward drags her around the world, barely keeping a step ahead of his frantic family, Bella battles the monster for possession of the gentler vampire inside her captor. Rated M-violence/Mature theme
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 256,652 - Reviews: 6409 - Favs: 4,572 - Follows: 2,334 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
    A Litany at Dusk by duskwatcher2153 reviews
    Edward's been a solitary vampire, hunting on the edges of society. He rejoins his family in Forks, ready to abstain and runs across a young woman praying. A choice must be made between one's heart, one's desires and one's soul. Darkward ExB AU
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,694 - Reviews: 5302 - Favs: 2,734 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
    Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
    AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6162 - Favs: 5,288 - Follows: 5,329 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
    Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme reviews
    Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,819 - Reviews: 3019 - Favs: 2,671 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
    Burn and Shine by pulsepoint reviews
    At first glance felonious Edward seems like nothing but trouble, but as sheltered college student Bella digs deeper she realizes he is so much more. Possibly too much for her to handle. ExB, AH, rated M for dark/adult themes and profanity
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,176 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 2,805 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
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    Malice in the Garden reviews
    The sequel to HERE IN THE GARDEN OF SIN. After being changed against her will, Bella struggles to adjust to life as a vampire. The hurdles she faces go beyond bloodlust, and her new perspective leaves her feeling torn between old morals and new desires. Edward fights to win her over, but when his world is threatened, he realizes there's more to lose than her heart.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,513 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 10h ago - Published: 2/14 - Bella, Edward
    Here in the Garden of Sin reviews
    Edward has spent his entire existence longing for one thing. When he finally gets it, his careful control starts slipping. It doesn't matter to his savior, she's dying either way. Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. ExB/AU/OOC/Dark
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,317 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
    Liv's Birthday Bonanza - Prompt 4 reviews
    Reverse New Moon. Vamp AU written for Livie79's birthday.
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    Liv's Birthday Bonanza - Prompt 3 reviews
    Predator. Vamp AU written for Livie79's birthday.
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    Liv's Birthday Bonanza - Prompt 2 reviews
    Volturiward! Need I say more? Vamp AU written for Livie79's birthday.
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    Adore Me reviews
    Adore, Adore . . . written from Edward's POV. This is a companion piece and may contain a certain amount of spoilers. I recommend you read whatever is posted of Adore, Adore first to get the full effect, but hey, I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life. Written for Project Team Beta's 2012 Back to School Fundraiser.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,769 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 366 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Bella, Edward
    Inside Man reviews
    With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12465 - Favs: 5,894 - Follows: 5,948 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
    If You Ever Hunger reviews
    Bella has loved Edward since she was eight years old. During her summer break, she decides to win his heart once and for all. But prior commitments prove hard to break, and the line between family and lovers is not so easily blurred. A tale of seduction, self-indulgence, and forbidden love. Written for the Taste of the Forbidden Contest. Rated MA for sexual content.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,556 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 151 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    Running for Home reviews
    Edward discovers his entire past is a fabrication. On his journey to uncover the truth he meets Bella, a young woman neglecting all responsibility for the first time in her life. Road trip! ExBxVolvo BPOV/EPOV AH AU OOC M for language and future lemons.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,212 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
    The Twilight 25: Round 5 reviews
    A one-shot and drabble challenge based on 10 word and 15 picture prompts. See individual stories for more information.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Complete
    For You I Will reviews
    Bella has a thing for gay male porn. Her biggest fantasy? To see her husband Edward taken by his gay friend Carlisle. Edward knows and is a bit put off by it, but one drunken night her fantasy is realized. Written for TwiKinkFest. AH/BPOV/ExB/ExC/Slash
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    A Night of Firsts reviews
    Bella is an exotic dancer. Edward is shy and inexperienced. What happens when they meet at a gentleman's club? My first one-shot. M for lemons, AH, OCC, ExB **COMPLETE**
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,526 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    The Twilight 25: Round 4 reviews
    A one-shot & drabble challenge based on 20 word and 5 picture prompts. Central character: Edward. See individual stories for more information.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Edward - Complete
    Attaining the Impossible reviews
    True love never dies, but that doesn't mean it's easy. What do you do when the one you love doesn't choose you? One-shot written for Fandom for Preemies. Edward/Bella AH Rated T
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Complete
    If Only in My Dreams reviews
    What happens when you mix Christmas, Edward, & penetration? One-shot written for Southern Fan Fiction Review. Bella/Edward, AH, Rated M for lemons!
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
    The Twilight 25: Round 3 reviews
    A one-shot & drabble challenge based on 25 or, you know, 9 picture prompts. See individual stories for more information.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,877 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Complete
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