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Joined 10-11-09, id: 2111776, Profile Updated: 07-19-22
Author has written 15 stories for Twilight.

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Please do not post my stories elsewhere. This includes changing the character names and posting the story in another fandom. It's plagiarism; don't do it. At this time, I'm not authorizing translations.


Updates:

5/5/22:

Adore, Adore is back! Hopefully the FFn gods don't smite me this time. How many violations can one get before their account is suspended?

1/30/22:

I'm currently working on My Brother's Pet Vampire! Once I finish Part 2 I will start posting. Sorry to leave you all hanging, but at least it was in a good place. You'll see... mwahahahahaaaa... you'll see.

10/4/13:

Oh, snap! FFn doesn't liek my smut. You can find Adore, Adore on AO3.

xoxoxxx


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Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 61 - Words: 466,652 - Reviews: 20670 - Favs: 13,617 - Follows: 7,494 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shiver by iambeagle reviews
He doesn't think about me. He doesn't think about our future or how his decisions will affect us. I'm second best. I always will be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 4389 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 6/5/2021 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From the Ground Up by iambeagle reviews
When faced with betrayal, Edward is forced to rebuild his life, but that's easier said than done once he realizes he's stuck between his past and his present. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 5024 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 1/10/2022 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Delete The Kisses by iambeagle reviews
When Bella receives a provoking message from a stranger on Instagram, intrigue ensues. Who is this Masen person? And what the hell does he want?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 6104 - Favs: 2,777 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 3/31/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Body of Christ by Belladonna and TheFictionFreak reviews
She was clearly in pain. She clearly needed help. How could I deny her? How could I ignore the distress of a child of God? I couldn't. And that was my downfall. Some drama, some laughs, plenty of UST. BxE AH AU of the spiritual kind
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 190,307 - Reviews: 4801 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 8/14/2020 - Published: 1/13/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Punch Me, Love Me, Save Me by ericastwilight reviews
Edward Cullen is an alcoholic who hits rock bottom. One day, his sister Alice is handed a card – Only Call If Desperate & ALL Else Has Failed. She makes the call that will change her brother's life. His savior? Bella Swan. Complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 284,480 - Reviews: 5561 - Favs: 4,518 - Follows: 4,639 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cutlass by TKegl reviews
Isabella Swan is certain notorious pirate, Edward Cullen, murdered her father and stole his prized cutlass. Out for revenge, she sneaks onto his ship, but Captain Cullen claims she has the wrong man. A tale of the search for truth…and treasure of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 4823 - Favs: 3,426 - Follows: 2,244 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Gap by capitalab reviews
Their first encounter is brief, minute, insignificant, forgettable. At least it should be. Edward and Bella live very different lives, but a chance encounter forces them to reexamine everything they thought they wanted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,142 - Reviews: 2147 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 2,727 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8460 - Favs: 9,079 - Follows: 7,961 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Consequence of Miracles by Travis Birkenstock reviews
Sometimes, the miracles we plead for come at a terrible price. AH, dark subject matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,647 - Reviews: 3483 - Favs: 2,252 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
Substance Clad in Shadows by hollelujahs reviews
Re-post: AU/AH Bella's only release comes in the form of distantly orbiting the life of Edward Cullen. As with any addiction, however, she's always left wanting more. "Mad is a term we use to describe a man who is obsessed with one idea and nothing else." [Ugo Betti]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,250 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Fidelity by IReen Weiss reviews
Damaged Edward, damaged Bella. Two sides of the same scarred coin. When one side is up, the other is down. Language and lots of it. Lemons eventually. It's a slow burn, slow and painful. Mature. Lots of random pop culture references. AH, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 205,466 - Reviews: 5871 - Favs: 4,611 - Follows: 3,802 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anatomy of a Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Companion to Only Human. Edward's young life is irreversibly altered when a mysterious girl in strange clothing stumbles into his world. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,142 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 1,766 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 8293 - Favs: 11,646 - Follows: 4,448 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Better Angels of Our Nature by Lissa Bryan reviews
Bella is a powerful telekinetic, escaped from a government research facility. With her is Edward, her guardian angel, sent to earth to protect her. Can they find safety? Can Bella love this extraordinary creature? OOC/AU, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 184,527 - Reviews: 3311 - Favs: 2,764 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11869 - Favs: 10,603 - Follows: 6,925 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8852 - Favs: 8,960 - Follows: 3,416 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Lives Unbound by theladyingrey42 reviews
My mind is trapped in circles, my loneliness pressing in. Unable to speak, I reach for her spark. In her eyes, I find my partner. In her command, I find my freedom. Together, we open our lives to something more. AU/AH, D/s, male sub.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,844 - Reviews: 6457 - Favs: 3,307 - Follows: 1,997 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Through the Flames by SparklingTwilight reviews
One fateful night, 29y/o Edward must make the decision that haunts every firefighter's worst nightmares. In choosing between his life and that of another, life altering repercussions arise. Rated M. Contains graphic descriptions of fire. HF Warning.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 199,995 - Reviews: 7848 - Favs: 4,948 - Follows: 2,339 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4334 - Favs: 4,298 - Follows: 4,773 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6185 - Favs: 4,042 - Follows: 2,713 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Litany at Dusk by duskwatcher2153 reviews
Edward's been a solitary vampire, hunting on the edges of society. He rejoins his family in Forks, ready to abstain and runs across a young woman praying. A choice must be made between one's heart, one's desires and one's soul. Darkward ExB AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,502 - Reviews: 5709 - Favs: 3,450 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6273 - Favs: 5,563 - Follows: 5,489 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme reviews
Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,819 - Reviews: 3258 - Favs: 3,148 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Burn and Shine by pulsepoint reviews
At first glance felonious Edward seems like nothing but trouble, but as sheltered college student Bella digs deeper she realizes he is so much more. Possibly too much for her to handle. ExB, AH, rated M for dark/adult themes and profanity
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,176 - Reviews: 2166 - Favs: 2,776 - Follows: 2,947 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
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Trois the Night reviews
The one with the fc*k buddy, the old college roommate, and the guy who just really wanted a 3-way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,059 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 1/1/2023 - Published: 12/20/2022 - [Bella, Edward] Emmett - Complete
My Brother's Pet Vampire reviews
There are many things that keep people awake at night. For Bella, it's her brother's angry pet vampire locked in the basement.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,882 - Reviews: 1666 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 10/1/2022 - Published: 3/7/2021 - Bella, Edward, Emmett - Complete
Adore, Adore REPOST reviews
Bella is in a financial pinch and facing eviction. When propositioned by her landlord, she is faced with a difficult decision: give up her apartment or give up her body.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,925 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 5/14/2022 - Published: 5/5/2022 - Bella, Edward - Complete
AB Negative reviews
Since making their species known, vampires have been met with varying degrees of acceptance. Bella just wants to meet one. When Edward opens up to her, their relationship takes a turn neither expected. But there are unknown dangers in a world where humans and vampires struggle to coexist, and it isn't always clear who the enemy is.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,387 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 2/18/2021 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dreaming Dead reviews
Edward has been a member of the Volturi guard since parting ways with the Cullens in 1935. When an assignment reunites him with the family he abandoned, he questions the decisions that brought him to Volterra. Set during Eclipse. Written for Fandom for Mental Health. Edward/Bella, AU, Volturiward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,436 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 177 - Published: 9/20/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adore, Adore Part 10 reviews
The final installment of Adore, Adore. Bella is in a financial pinch and facing eviction. When propositioned by her landlord, she is faced with a difficult decision: give up her apartment or give up her body.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Malice in the Garden reviews
The sequel to HERE IN THE GARDEN OF SIN. After being changed against her will, Bella struggles to adjust to life as a vampire. The hurdles she faces go beyond bloodlust, and her new perspective leaves her feeling torn between old morals and new desires. Edward fights to win her over, but when his world is threatened, he realizes there's more to lose than her heart.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,747 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Here in the Garden of Sin reviews
Edward has spent his entire existence longing for one thing. When he finally gets it, his careful control starts slipping. It doesn't matter to his savior, she's dying either way. Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. ExB/AU/OOC/Dark
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,317 - Reviews: 1687 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Liv's Birthday Bonanza - Prompt 2 reviews
Volturiward! Need I say more? Vamp AU written for Livie79's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adore Me reviews
Adore, Adore . . . written from Edward's POV. This is a companion piece and may contain a certain amount of spoilers. I recommend you read whatever is posted of Adore, Adore first to get the full effect, but hey, I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life. Written for Project Team Beta's 2012 Back to School Fundraiser.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,746 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 379 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inside Man reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 13032 - Favs: 7,478 - Follows: 6,213 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If You Ever Hunger reviews
Bella has loved Edward since she was eight years old. During her summer break, she decides to win his heart once and for all. But prior commitments prove hard to break, and the line between family and lovers is not so easily blurred. A tale of seduction, self-indulgence, and forbidden love. Written for the Taste of the Forbidden Contest. Rated MA for sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,556 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 196 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Running for Home reviews
Edward discovers his entire past is a fabrication. On his journey to uncover the truth he meets Bella, a young woman neglecting all responsibility for the first time in her life. Road trip! ExBxVolvo BPOV/EPOV AH AU OOC M for language and future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,212 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For You I Will reviews
Bella has a thing for gay male porn. Her biggest fantasy? To see her husband Edward taken by his gay friend Carlisle. Edward knows and is a bit put off by it, but one drunken night her fantasy is realized. Written for TwiKinkFest. AH/BPOV/ExB/ExC/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 158 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Only in My Dreams reviews
What happens when you mix Christmas, Edward, & penetration? One-shot written for Southern Fan Fiction Review. Bella/Edward, AH, Rated M for lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 102 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete