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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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The Song Of Dill And Scout by AspenCayde reviews
The second summer Dill spends in Maycomb, he proposes to seven-year old Scout. But--After that summer, Scout never see's or hears from him again. Soon, Dill shows up as a grown 18 year old man, vying for Scouts heart. Will the Childhood lovers reunite?
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 2/15/2010
Harry Potter: Chosen One by Ravenclaw-Girl28 reviews
Harry and Hayden are twins. Hayden is presumed to be the BWL while Harry is forgotten. Harry lives with the Dursleys, Hayden lives with his parents. Separated for 6 years, the Potter twins reunite at Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,878 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 3,262 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Harry P.
Adopted Daughter by BellatrixTonks67 reviews
Severus Snape never exactly liked children, but how could he turn away such a small child- no matter the fact that her parents were some of the worst death eaters to walk the Earth. But does he regret his decision as his little girl grows? R&R Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,798 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Severus S., OC
Back to the Secret Garden by rougette reviews
Mary has returned home after six years away, and is excited to see one man in particular. How will he respond to her actions? And how will the third person of their trio react to their relationship?
Secret Garden - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,359 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/11/2009
Light in the Dark by Elissa Penworthy reviews
It's been two years since the carousel didn't work. Scip is an outcast, Prop and the gang still live in the Stella, and now a new girl comes to Venice... mostly book-verse. Gasp, it's romance now! Scip/OC, Prop/Hornet
Thief Lord - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,281 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 10/29/2009
The Upstart by pinkskyline reviews
Mary has a strange request for her uncle. She doesn't want Dickon to be sent away, but it's the only way to save him from a coal mine. Will things change between them when he returns from school?
Secret Garden - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,574 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
Cheater, Cheater by annabeth210 reviews
The Flock just started school at Arizona Acadamy and Max thinks she's found love. But when Fang discovers the truth about Max's 'too perfect boyfriend', will she be willing to beleive him? Post FANG
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,027 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Max, Fang
Maybe It's Magic Mushrooms by Music.Junkie98 reviews
It takes place in TLO while Nico and Percy's parents are fighting the army. One girl, Anneliese, didn't want to go to sleep...Turns out she's a daughter of a Greek god and believes she ate magic mushrooms. Let's see if she really is high...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,362 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Complete
My Annabeth by brittany09 reviews
Nico likes Annabeth. Annabeth likes Nico. Percy doesnt know any of this... but he will. Rated T , because im paranoid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,887 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Nico A., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Writer and the Thief by aireagle92 reviews
Riley had been with the thief lord since she was 13, she left everything even through best friends Prosper and Boniface three has pass and suddenly Prop and Bo are back in her life. With the heist of the lion wing craziest follows. But the biggest question is will Scipio take the ride. ScipioXOC and HornetXProsper
Thief Lord - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,439 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Scipio M.
Ghost Town by edwardcullenaddicts reviews
When Suze and Jesse fly to New York to visit Gina, some unexpected things start happening. Like angry ghost ex-girl friends, best friend's brothers hitting on you, jealous boyfriends, a possible murderous alli, and new surprises are in store.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,660 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009
Wishes Fulfilled by pinkskyline reviews
AU where Jean and Logan are married but NOT a JeanLogan story. Obviously they are headed for a breakup. Pairings JeanScott and LoganJubilee. Reviews more than welcome!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,420 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 10/4/2005 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Jubilee - Complete
Hearts Call by W. Kenseyton reviews
Mary returns to Misselthwaite after 5 years. And Dickon begins to consider telling Mary how he feels, but is there someone who has something to say about it?
Secret Garden - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 63,583 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Damsel in Distress by Duchess Delanie reviews
Princess Moriah's family has always been dominated by strong, intelligent, and powerful women. But that's not Moriah, the girl who actually requests an arranged marriage. Will that be enough to keep her from her family's wild ways?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,252 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 11/15/2006
Agent Apollus FBI by Duchess Delanie reviews
A Tennis Shoes fic. What happens when Apollus is recruited for the FBI?
Tennis Shoes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,673 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 10/19/2005
The Theif Lord Sweet Dreams by City.Girl.Reveiwer reviews
This FanFic is a HornetXProsper. Its based on the film and is my own take on it, it will have more drama and action of course and a bit of romance i hope you like it.i love HornetXProsper Fanfics and i just wanted to so my own but with all the characters!
Thief Lord - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009
Growing Up by Daughter of Lestrange reviews
Kendra is finally older and able to have her relationship with Bracken! Rated K for the smooching
Fablehaven - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010
Swimmer by Chaotic-Mind-12 reviews
Emily is a normal teen who just wanted to be on the swim team at her new highschool. After a car crash with an unusual sight she is begining to wonder about some of the people on her team, including two who seem to have a secret agenda. No good at summary
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009
Remembering Magic by macawtopia reviews
Returning from London, Mary soon sees that much has changed at Misselthwaite. Colin's become a pompous doctor, Medlock is set on having her well married and she's started developing a forbidden loveā€¦ Not even Magic can sort this one out, or so Mary thinks
Secret Garden - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,524 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Complete
Fire and Flowers by Ivyshadow reviews
Although she felt her heartbeat strong in her chest, Meggie knew her heart was not whole. It was divided between two boys. And Meggie did not know which piece was stronger, which beat was louder.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,531 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Meggie F., Farid - Complete
Meet Your Soulmate by JohnnynotSid reviews
As time goes on, Man continues to evolve. Some might say Artemis Fowl II was the next step in human evolution. But even the boy genius can't be prepared for what is coming. He will soon discover a new part of his family. May change rating later
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Artemis F.
Opposite Ella by Jartastenr reviews
You know the Cinderella story but what if she had a loving step-family and didn't want to go to the ball at all? Hope you like it R&R! I am putting my disclaimer here: I don't own Cinderella or any of the original characters. Benjala.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2010
Return to the Garden by yunikka24 reviews
Mary returns to Misselthwaite Manor after three years away. She finds on her return that some things have changed, including her feelings for Dickon. MxD
Secret Garden - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009
Bleeding Hearts by troubadour12 reviews
Since there's quite an invasion of Ian/Amy romances here, I'd like to add my own. I have belief and hope that this pairing will survive. If not...well...Anyway, I hope you enjoy this! It's set after the Sword Thief. And...you'll see if you read!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,863 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete
Princess of the Sea by annabeth210 reviews
Brooke Jackson's life is aout to change forever. When she's saved from a monster by the mysterious Clayton, her parents' secret is reveiled. Now, with Clayton's help, she is training for survival. But is Clayton who he says he is?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009
All American Boy? by serendipities reviews
As the unimaginative title suggests, this is All-American Girl in David's point of view. There's not much more I can add to this short summary other than the fact that it's gonna be really good!
All American Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,787 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 7/4/2008
Last Place by PoetWITHOUTaCause reviews
It's been 99 years, she's dead and I'm still living. I go back to visit her grave, and find somthing I never expected to see again! I OWN NADA! one-shot
Tuck Everlasting - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Complete
Friends With Benefits by As-Long-As-I'm-Around reviews
Takes place when Meggie is seventeen. She's with Farid, but her heart, and her body desires Dustfinger. What happens when he returns the feelings for her? What happens when they just can't control it? Dustfinger/Meggie. T for now. Now Complete.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,780 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Meggie F., Dustfinger - Complete
Rediscovering You by Flyer without Wings reviews
Mary is called back to Misselthwaite Manor with the news that her uncle has died.She tries to balance her new responsibilities as lady with her growing feelings for Dickon.Both have changed since she left and she is determined to find out how.
Secret Garden - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008
Mary, Quite Contrary by antoinette bourbon reviews
Seven years after the Secret Garden left off, we find ourselves back at home with Mary, Dickon and Colin. Mary finds herself being fought over by Colin and Dickon, and finds that her affection lies in an unexpected place. Reviews welcome and appreciated.
Secret Garden - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2008
Hantelep Year One by Micah the Prophyt reviews
Hantelep School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Year One. This is a loosely based Harry Potter fanfiction. There are a few characters mentioned, but that's about all. The main story takes place around the same time as Harry's story and is set in the US.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 4/11/2006
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I'm Not Lily
She grew up hearing that she looked just like her mother, but she was determined that it would be known, she was not her mother. A/U Co written with Wolfprincess1995
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2013
A Twin Sister reviews
What if Harry had a sister he didn't know he had. That lived just down the street. This is what would happen if they were both accepted at Hogwarts. Bad summary. Rated T to be safe. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Harry P.