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Joined 10-11-09, id: 2111884, Profile Updated: 12-24-09
Author has written 7 stories for NCIS.

hey all im kelli! im currently in tulsa oklahoma!! im all about the TIVA!! i have recently discovered a new obsession with reading bella/jacob stories haha yes im a twilighter!! Along with the stories listed below I am also in the beginning processes of a new story with Semper Fi NCIS called A December to Remember so go check it out!

Favorite Quotes:

Elevator doors open, showing Tony smiling inside)
Tony: (To Kort, laughs) Hey! My car blew up this morning! Did you do that?

Tony: holding a letter You ever lied to someone you love?
Ziva: pauses yes.
Tony: Did they ever forgive you?
Ziva: They never found out

Tony: Tell me you aren't looking for a man for Ziva.
Ziva: Not for me.
Tony: Something you want to tell me, McGoo?

Ziva: It is very clear what you would like to have against her.
Tony: Excuse me.
Ziva: You want to sleep with her.
Tony: I... well, so what if I do?
Ziva: Same old Tony. I thought the new Tony wanted something more.. a real relationship.
Tony: I was pretending to be someone else!
Ziva: Well, you could've fooled me. I thought you had grown.
Tony: I'm not particularly interested in outgrowing sex.
Ziva: Sure it would be nice Tony, but it would be meaningless, empty; it would be wrong for you! She's a pretty girl, but she's just a girl! The man you were becoming needs a woman! Or at least I thought he did.
(she leaves and Tony stares after her)

Ziva: Do you see what I see?
Tony: A crazy Israeli chick with impulse issues?
Ziva: No

Ziva: (on the phone) No, no, no, it's not you, it's just...Well, you know, these things run their course, and well, ah, you, you must accpet...
Tony: Personal call, David?
Ziva: (covering the phone) Yes! Go away!
Tony: Somebody being dumped?
Ziva: Oh, how do you tell someone you no longer wish to see them?
Tony: Easy. (grabs the phone) Listen dirt bag, this is Ziva's husband.I have your number now, I can find your address.If you ever try to contact her again I will reach down your throat, grab your intestines, rip them out and drive over your head! Lose this number or lose your life! (hangs up, gives it to Ziva) Your welcome.
Ziva: That was Aunt Neddi, from Tel Aviv.She was trying to stop seeing her eighty-six year old, majongg partner.
Tony: Why didn't you stop me?
Ziva: Too stunned.
Tony: Where do I send flowers?
Ziva: If you communicate with her again, I will kill you!

I

You know when you live in 2007 when...

1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending this to all your friends.

9.)You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

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One Shot by C-Rokkk reviews
Tony and Ziva are sent to pick up a witness. What happens when Ziva protects Tony, and her father demands her back to Mossad? TIVA, slightly McAbby.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,895 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 3/5/2009 - [Tony D., Ziva D.]
Get Another Boyfriend by C-Rokkk reviews
Ziva has a secretive lunch date, and Tony doesn't like it. Slight spoilers for Season 7. TIVA!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,524 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 10/29/2009 - [Tony D., Ziva D.]
A Place in This World by YourRoyalC-RokHighness reviews
Sequel to 'International Affairs' Tony and Ziva start planning their wedding. Meanwhile, in the midst of recovering from previous events, Ziva keeps a secret from Tony. Your Royal Highness and C-Rokkk co-authorship. TIVA!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 147,464 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Eleven by BrandSpankingNew reviews
After a run in with a perp, DiNozzo doesn't remember anything after 1982; not Gibbs, not the team, not even his age. Can the team get him to remember, and if not, can Gibbs take care of an 'eleven year old' DiNozzo? Complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,316 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Tony & Ziva's Rules of Engagement by rekkidbraka reviews
Tony DiNozzo and Ziva David take on their toughest assignment yet: traveling the globe to handle NCIS cases while planning their wedding. No slash. Posted now: Rule No. 6. CROSSOVER: "Rizzoli & Isles." HIATUS FOR NOW. WILL RETURN.
Crossover - NCIS & Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Tony D., M. Isles
Forget not yet by redvelvetcupcakes reviews
Tony is injured, forgetting the last four years of his life and his relationship with Ziva David. Now the rest of the team has to help him find his way in the new world of NCIS. Based heavily on Hiatus. TIVA JIBBS MCABBY
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,575 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
High School Days by Thundersplash reviews
Following the high school lives of NCIS characters. Tony, Ziva, Kate, Abby, and McGee are freshmen, Ari, Gibbs, & Jenny are sophomores. Tiva & Jibbs
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,551 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Forgiven by zivaharknessBADWOLF reviews
Almost last chapter, finishing this one off for good. ENJOY MINIONS!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,951 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
When the rain comes down by Katharen Silver reviews
Even from the warm safety of her apartment Ziva couldn't escape the chill that came as she ran her fingers gingerly over the half healed scars on her stomach and sides. A haunting memory of long nights and endless days that she had spent in his company.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Strictly Ballroom by strictlysuperb reviews
Team Gibbs is given a unique team building exercise. Contains Tiva, Jibbs and McGabby
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,340 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Developments by GRACE5 reviews
Tony and Ziva return from being abroad for three years with surprises. Sometimes it's just fluff.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,508 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Finding the Time to Fly by time.forgets reviews
It was a funny thought; killing time. As if time were a living, breathing thing, capable of death. TIVA. Season 7 Spoilers
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,846 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
TEN SEXUAL FANTASIES by SummerKnightly reviews
By Tony DiNozzo about none other than the Israeli beauty who sits opposite from him. Tony'd POV but intervention from Ziva. Not too much smut.....yet. Basically the rating is there for a reason.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,027 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
The Prodigal by Fluffy-CSI reviews
Just when things are getting interesting between Tony and Ziva, someone from the past breaks back into his life. Tiva. Incidental S7 spoilers, nothing major.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,321 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Bourne Tiva by God'srider reviews
Ziva has never seen the Bourne Trilogy and Tony wants to fix that. Will the movies bring more to surface than mere entertainment or will feelings finally be spoken? Spoilers for the Bourne Trilogy.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
What Did I Do For Love? by CelticWolfman reviews
Post "Truth or Consequences". Tony's left thinking about what's happened in his life this summer over a drink. Wondering where the answers are and if there are any when he's joined by a friend.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,364 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
The one with the bar by fmd-jade reviews
Gibbs sighed. "The rules are there for a reason, Duck.”-“Although that might be true, whose purpose are they serving? All I’ve seen these last few months are two lonely people hurting.”
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Force of Nature by YourRoyalC-RokHighness reviews
When the team is forced to take a vacation, Abby has other plans. Meanwhile, Tony and Ziva are forced to reveal the nature of their true feelings while on a camping trip. Your Royal Highness and C-Rokkk co-authorship. TIVA!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,523 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Look After You by YourRoyalC-RokHighness reviews
Tony and Ziva are sent to Italy with the FBI to stakeout a terrorist. As they get closer to the terrorist, Tony and Ziva's feelings for each other are tested. Your Royal Highness and C-Rokkk co-authorship. TIVA!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,265 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Delivery by GRACE5 reviews
Tiva. 2 years after "Aliyah" Gibbs gets a delivery on his doorstep in the form of a toddler.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,986 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Rota: Tony accepts the Rota assignment by njayne58 reviews
AU sometime during fourth season Tony decided to accept the assignment in Rota
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,346 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Tony D.
What Lies Beneath by KindleLyn reviews
A collection of character sketches, attempting to make some sense of my favorite ninja-chick, Ziva David. Newest addition: A tag to 'Boxed In.' Why didn't Ziva invite Tony to her dinner party?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Ziva D.
Dark Rooms by Penelope Louise reviews
Post Good Cop, Bad Cop. Tony returns to the office and finds Ziva still there. Tony/Ziva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Friday Night Memories by M E Wofford reviews
Saleem has taken something precious from Ziva. Spoilers for season 7. Rated M for graphic description.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
What Do You Want? by WhenTheWorldComesDown reviews
please review: set in season 7
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,115 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Falling Apart by Autumn Dae reviews
The silence of the building echoed the pain he felt inside, screaming at him to get up, to do something, to stop wallowing and to change the facts. It wasn’t supposed to happen this way. She wasn’t supposed to die. Tiva. NOW FINISHED.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 57,202 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Duty by KayBayBay reviews
What would happen if Tony enlisted in the Marine Corps Reserves seven years ago, and was needed for active duty in Afghanistan? He would need to leave the entire team behind, including Ziva. AU, rated T as a precaution. Eventual TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,555 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
National Enquirer by YourRoyalC-RokHighness reviews
Tony and Ziva are requested by the President to be bodyguards while he presents a speech. However, after Ziva saves him from an assassination attempt, they end up becoming the nation's hottest couple. Your Royal Highness and C-Rokkk co-authorship. TIVA!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,972 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
A Long Shot by bethaboo reviews
Margaret and Andrew are back from Alaska and trying to figure out the next step in their new relationship-or marriage-or whatever it is they have together. It's a long shot that they can actually make it work. On permanent hiatus.
Proposal, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,645 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Andrew P., Margaret T.
The View from Where I Sit by Autumn Dae reviews
Chinese takeout, fireworks, and a rooftop. What could be better? Tiva friendship, more if you like. Belated 4th of July oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Here for the Party by M E Wofford reviews
What might happen when Ziva loses control.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,551 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Battle of the Sexes by M E Wofford reviews
Ziva challenges something Tony says.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,092 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D.
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Rota Calls reviews
Tony takes the job in Rota. TIVA eventually but right now strictly TDinozzo!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,610 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Tony D.
Mickey Scuito reviews
Abby's sister pops up on the scene and rekindles some old feelings with Tony...What does that mean for Tony and Ziva? TIVA eventually and some McAbby! R&R!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,493 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
I know you won't
This is what you get when the writers are cruel and tease about TIVA. Tony has been mean lately and this song seemed to fit!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Tough Little Boys reviews
Song Fic about our fearless leader Leroy Jethro Gibbs
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Mickey Scuito Chapter 11 Smut reviews
For those readind my story Mickey Scuito! Here is chapter 11 the dirty smutty version! it is all SMUT HAHA you were warned!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
My Immortal reviews
What if Tony had died instead of Rivkin? I Love TIVA but it was just something weighing on my mind
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Ziva D. - Complete
Needing A Woman reviews
First story ever! TIVA! Something Ziva said to Tony inspired me!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete