Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Star Wars.
I'm Flo, I like indie music and cats. I don't really write anymore because I'm too busy with school and roleplaying.
Neville Longbottom is BAMF!
1. Neville needs a Remembrall not because he has a poor memory, but merely because he accomplishes too much to remember.
2. Neville Longbottom doesn't bow to hippogriffs. Hippogriffs bow to Neville Longbottom.
3. They thought of making a Neville puppet for Potter Puppet Pals ... but nobody makes fun of Neville Longbottom and wakes up the following morning.
4. Bound by the full Body-Bind curse, surrounded by Dementors and Giants with his wand snapped in half, Neville Longbottom laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."
5. Not to be outdone, after Mrs. Weasley took out Bellatrix, Neville brought her back to life and killed her again.
6. Professor Quirrell didn't have to fake his stammer in Neville's presence.
7. Neville became Head Boy AND Girl. No one dared comment.
8. Neville Longbottom is what's beyond the veil.
9. Neville turned Dumbledore gay.
10. Before Neville punched it, it was known as Horizontal Alley.
11. Neville uses Nagini's blood as soy sauce.
12. Muggles don't know about Lord Voldemort, but they do know about Neville Longbottom.
13. Chuck Norris' boggart is Neville Longbottom.
14. Neville's patronus is Neville, because nothing else is badass enough to represent him.
15. Neville Longbottom is the reason that the Cauldron is Leaky.
16. If someone replaced the Mirror of Erised with a picture of Neville Longbottom, no one would notice.
17. Neville made Chuck Norris out of Mrs. Norris’ rib.
18. Cho Chang wasn't crying because she missed Cedric. She was crying because she was with Harry, and not Neville.
19. They said Dumbledore was the only man Voldemort was afraid of. They lied.
20. They were going to release a Neville Longbottom edition of Cluedo but the answer always turned out to be "Neville Longbottom, in the courtyard with a sword."
21. Neville Longbottom created the Department of Mysteries when he got bored with making every damn discovery.
22. Neville Longbottom cut off the Hog's Head. He was just practicing for Nagini.
Hufflepuff (The nicest house with the only ones who arn't completly mean to all the other houses) Taken from A Scarlet Rebel, but changed into Hufflepuff-ieness by me :)
I'll teach the lot and treat them the same.
1. Hufflepuff: With the VERY sexy Cedric Diggory.
2. A room without yellow, is a room without happiness.
3. We can annoy you to death with our cheerfulness.
4. Hufflepuff kindness. If your not kind, prepared to be taught a lesson (in kindness!!).
5. Its not that were nicer then you (even if we are, we wont say that. That would be rude).
6. I'm a Hufflepuff, which clearly means that I should not boast about my niceness in your face, because as I said in 5, that would be rude.
7. Hufflepuff: Because Neville Longbottom choose one of us.
8. Hufflepuff: The good guys (like us!) always win.
9. Hufflepuff: Were dangerously nice people (again, it's the reason that Neville choose a Huffle, not a 'Claw, Slyth or Griff).
10. You have birds, snakes and lions? Well we have a badger. Stick that in your juice box (but we wont be hurt if you choose not to)!!
11. Hufflepuff: Because the nicer people deserved there own house.