Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, Pitch Perfect, and Teen Titans.
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Let me just say, my avatar is awesome. Credit to Kyla for making me an epic avatar. I love you!!! (In a non-passionate way, of course. :p)
This girl is amazing. She's a fantastic author and I absolutely love her to death. n_n
Anyways, you should read her stories. Like I said, she's a fantastic author. I highly recommend Heroes.
Also... I LOVE YOU KELSEY!!!! :DDDDDD
My fave bands/artists:30 Seconds to Mars, Evanescence, Linkin Park (sometimes), Flyleaf, Fireflight, The Fray, Black Eyed Peas, Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Ludacris, Blink 182, Boys like Girls, Adam Lambert, B.o.B., Coldplay, Katy Perry, La Roux, Missy Elliott (just like 2 songs), One Republic, P!nk, Paramore, 10 Years, Avril Lavigne, The Airborne Toxic Event, Allison Iraheta, Lupe Fiasco, Kid Cudi, Michael Jackson, Muse, Sade, Nelly Furtado, Train, Bruno Mars (it really depends on the song), Usher, Sumo Cyco, Skye Sweetnam, Smashmouth, Green Day, Neon Trees, Fun, Maroon 5, David Guetta, and Ariana Grande.
Books I love: Too many to type down.
-Final Fantasy XIII
-Final Fantasy XIII-2
Pairings I can't stand!: (NO FLAMING PLZ!)
-Final Fantasy XIII
-Final Fantasy XIII-2
-Fandoms I'm currently overlooking for pairings: (Feel free to PM me on some suggestions.)
Fave Quotes (or something of the like)!
Disclaimer: So I'm sitting here on my couch, typing on my laptop, and I was like, 'damn, where are my CDs?' I discovered that they were over by my stereo. Guess what? I didn't feel like getting up. So then I thought 'Urgh, I wish I were a witch! Then I'd just be like Accio CDs!and they'd all come flying to me and I could pop them in my lappy and listen to them.' Then I realized that I was only sixteen anyway, so it didn't matter, and I was kinda depressed that I ruined my own daydream. If I were Jo, then I could simply pay someone to go get my CDs for me! The moral? I'm not Jo. -I got this from my friend. lol
Flames to dust, lovers to friends. All good things must come to an end. There shall be another another day. -J. Its so beautiful!
Change is for the better, but not for the best. -Anonymous
If you keep knocking on Hell's door, sooner or later someone is going to answer you. -... I forgot...
TULTA MUNILLE!!- My friend, L. It's Finnish for 'Fire at their balls!!' lol
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! -I'm pretty sure that's somewhere else on this enormous profile.
Me: Quick! Say random onamonapias!
I'm not a violent person. I'm just overly aggressive. -That's either me or one of my friends. I don't remember.
It's the fluffy plushy toy of DOOOOOMMM!!!!*screams* -My cousin.
W: What the devil is Chocho?
I was so proud of you for bringing a girl home, but it was for nefarious purposes you terrible little boy! -Abekawa mom, yelling and her son, Sou. It's from the manga Happy Cafe (aka Shiawase Kissa Sanchoume/幸福喫茶3丁目)
LESBIAN SEEEEEEEXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!! - R. being all wierd and shit.
Mr. H., do you have lesbian sex with your wife? - R. still being wierd and shit
Why would a hoe hose a hoe? - R. again, being wierd and shit... why do I talk to this girl? o_0
R. What's my GPA?
"I got you off while unconscious?" - Lightning to Fang in In Another World by Prudence Chastity
"What would happen if I left you out in the woods with nothing but a frying pan?"
You, sir, are the most badass-ed man on this planet. You are so badass, you have to say "badassfully" before every sentence just so people can understand you badassfull nature. You're so badass, Chuck Norris cannot comprehend the very being of you, and thus worships your a-s-s of badness. u_u
FUN FACTS ABOUT ME!
Nicknames:The Pink Power Ranger (Go! Go! Power Rangers!), Kim, Kimmy, Ling Ling (stupid brother), Gold Girl (long story), Kimae, Kimberlo, Kimbo, Kimkim, Kimmychan, Kizzle-Chan, Kimkat, Kat, Devil, Demon, Dagger, Kimothy, Kphious, Kimmie Kattie, Hitler incarnate, Chief, K Train, Kat, Eggroll, Baby G, and Super Asian. :p
Hair color: Dark brown with faint natural highlights.
Eye color: Brown
Nationality: Filipino, Vietnamese
Height: ... Just overall short
Weight: HOW RUDE!
Zodiac Sign: Leo (Rawr)
Chinese Zodiac Sign: Ox
Fave colors: Blue, black, red, green
Fave animals: I like puppies :3
Fave subjects in school: Chorus, Theatre, Marching Band (COLOR GUARD BITCHES!!! n_n)
Other things about me: I have an over active imagination. I think of so many made up worlds that its amazing. I've gone so in depth with these worlds that I believe that, in my own mind, they're perfect. Having my awesome imagination is great because I never have writer's block when writing fics. Also, I'm a huge help with authors having trouble with their stories. I'm like some fairy god mother of writing. Lol.
I'm a quirky child. I'm very easy going, and I'm the "go with the flow" kinda chic. I'm always the life of the party, but what people don't realize that behind this awesome and hyper facade, there's also a sensitive, shy, and serious person. That's what I hate about myself. Outside of school I'm all fun and games, but in class, I want the best grade possible. (someone called me bi polar once. Xp)Whenever I do a project with my friends, I want to pull my hair out because they always goof around and I'm the one who does all the work and gets the group a good grade.
Now building off of that last sentence, everyone expects so much out of me. They always ask me for the answers for the homework or pass notes to me for the answers to a question on the test or worksheet. (Yes, I've cheated on tests. Even the state wide government test. I'm not a goody two shoes!) (And I never get caught _) And then if I get an answer wrong, they make fun of me! Like they're any better than me! I'm one of the few people in my science class who's actually passing! I mean, seriously!
Oh, and fun fact: I'm bisexual. Yup. I like the girls too. Got a problem with it? Well too damn bad. u_u
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Calls your parents "Mrs." and "Mr."
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda
FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain.
FRIENDS: Will help you move
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIEND: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
FRIEND: Will help me learn to drive
FRIEND: Will watch my pets when I go away
FRIEND: Will help me up when I fall down
FRIEND: Will go to a concert with me
FRIEND: Asks me for my number
FRIEND: Hides me from the cops
FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public
FRIENDS: Are there when your house burns down
FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
Total: 11 WHAT?!
Your Girl Side:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
Total: 11 Oh yeah, pwnage n_n
1.You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What would you buy? Twix and Sobe
2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be? Narwhal! (go Sea Unicorns!!!)
3. Who's your favorite redhead? Chloe Beale from Pitch Perfect
4. What do you order when you're at IHOP? Buttermilk pancakes! Duh!
5. Last book you read? A Seperate Peace
6. Describe your mood with one word. Weird
7. Describe the last time you were injured? This morning during practice. I fell on my bum and my jeans have buttons on the pockets
8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with? Kelsey!!!
9. Rock concert or symphony? Rock concert.
10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone? The Cerberus logo from Mass Effect
11. Favorite Soda? Root beer!
12. What type of shirt are you wearing? Collar shirt... I think
13. If you could only use one form of transportation: Flying!
14. Most recent movie you have watched in theatres? Pitch Perfect :3
15. Name an actor/actress/singer/cartoon character you have had the hots for: Oerba Yun Fang from Final Fantasy XIII
16. Whats your favorite kind of cake? Ice cream cake!
17. What did you have for dinner last night? Pasta... mmm... pasta...
18. Look to your left, what do you see? My friend of 5 years, L... I don't know how I tolerate her... she says hi
19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Nope.
20. Favorite toy as a child? Legos!
21. Do you buy your own groceries? Sometimes.
22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back? Kinda. I'm very self-conscious.
23. When's the last time you had gummy worms? A long time ago
24. What's your favorite fruit? Asian pears...
25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel? Yes. I used to be a gymnast.
26. Do you like running long distances? No
27. Have you ever eaten snow? Yeah.
28. What color are your bedsheets? White, blue, and green.
29. Whats your favorite flower? I like lillies
30. Do you do ballet? I used to.
31. Do you listen to classical music? Sometimes.
32. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head? Batman!
33. Do you watch SpongeBob? Not anymore.
34. What temperature is it outside right now? It is 59 degrees outside... with a chance of rain... :3
35. Do people consider you smart? Yeah. It's kinda irritating 'cause they want the answers to everything.
36. How many piercings do you have? Two
37. Are you signed on AIM? Nope.
38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together? Maybe...
39.How do you feel about your family? Some days I love 'em, some days I want to choke 'em.
40. Do you have an iPod? Yup.
41. What time do you go to bed? Whenever I want but my madre wants me to go to bed at 9:30. Like that's gonna happen. n_n
42. What CD is currently in your CD player? The Hunger Games Soundtrack
43. What movie do you know every line to? Pitch Perfect
44. What is your favorite salad dressing? Caesar
45. What do you want for Christmas this year? My lovely...
46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? A ton of family members in the Philippines.
47. Do you like hugs? I love hugs. *hugs*
48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach: Confessing my love to my lovely. n_n
49. Whats the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? They don't. It's usually spelling it.
50. Do you watch college football? I don't watch college unless its the Washington Huskies.
1. SOME OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET THEM? I fell off the monkey bars in the 2nd Grade and broke my arm.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Some posters, a few pics, and a stuffed monkey.
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Yes...
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? I listen to everything
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 1pm
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To hug my lovely.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? The good shows that television used to show years ago.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My necklace.
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? I'm 5'1''
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? No
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Maybe
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? TV
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Victoria's Secret :3
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Doesn't really matter
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? *giggles* Somewhere romantic... or Disneyland. lol
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Coffee!
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Hawaiian.
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Pasta
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? My necklace
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yes
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Yes! And I love it!
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND Hollister :3
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Its a dog. He's a Giant Alaskan Malamute. n_n
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Depends on the person
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? I'd always be there for them.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 12
31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My mom's
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Annoying people
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Yes. I've been to a lot of places.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Ha! You wish.
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Yes.
37. FIRST JOB? I've never had a job but I've babysitted before.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yes
41. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? I was breathing... it was pretty intense
40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yes
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My smile 'cause I have dimples.
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? I have them now.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? My lovely
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? No kids... I'll get a dog
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yes
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? W-What?!
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Ham
52. ANY BAD HABITS? I don't do my homework
53. WHAT CD IS YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? None.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Totally!
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Nope
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I play video games and saw people in half u_u
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Don't have one.
59. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Legos!
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Um... a lot?
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? EEEEWWWWW GROSS!!!!!!!!!
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? NOOOO. I would NEVER. -_-
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mac and cheese!
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? They have to be funny, cute, and love me for who I am. n_n
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Uh... I have a lot... Just scroll back up and look at where I describe myself.
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Boys like Girls
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Tom and Jerry
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Mint chocolate chip
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Uh... yeah...
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Um... a long, long time ago
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #69? Of course.
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I've never driven before but I've been in a car going 120.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Eh... if they want to.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? I am listening to my annoying friend... n_n
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Coffee
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Mother
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Uh...
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Idk...
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Snubby people and people that think they're all that
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? July
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Leo
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Black
86. EYE COLOR? Brown
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? In n' Out
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? I LOVE SUSHI!!!!
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? I don't remember. I don't watch TV much anymore
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Saturdays
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? I'm a guitarist
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? I hate politics
95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs from friends and family, kisses from my lovely!!!! .
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Starbucks
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Mercedes C240
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Nuffin'
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: *ponders*
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC."If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS."Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
· If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."- Douglas Adams
Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?
I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!
We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.
Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."
I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?
I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Never knock on death's door. Ring the door bell and run like heck. He hates it.
Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.
There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.
I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.
You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.
Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, crap! She's up!"
I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun
I ran with scissors, and lived!
A day without sunshine is like...Night.
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
This morning, I woke up and asked myself: "I wonder what I can do to piss someone off today...?"
I'm the type of person who laughs three times at a joke. Once when it's told, once when it's explained to me, and once five minutes later when I actually get it.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.
Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.
In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.
If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only
Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder
Rules are like paper clips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend,
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and says, "What the fuck, bitch, get the hell outta my way!" =p
Boys are like trees- they take fifty years to grow up.
STFU!! You are NOT bringing sexy back!!
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Your mom looks like VOLDEMORT!! (oh burn)
Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way.
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, now that's weird.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I see regular people!
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.
Smile... it confuses people.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
I told my boyfriend he was gay and he hit me with his purse.
Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!
One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.
I don't obsess, I think intensely.
Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.
Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!
You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.
Multiply it by infinity, take it to the depths of forever and you'll still only have a glimpse of how much I love you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control
If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just jumped off a bridge...damn, I'm gonna miss your sorry ass.
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family. So it's one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu...I think it's Collin.
A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going, "We fucked up, huh?"
Keep staring I might do a trick.
Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it?
If life gives you lemons, throw them back, and yell I WANT TAYLOR LAUNTER!
Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?
Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
31 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart
1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" andpush them behind a shelf
Really Dumb Store labels:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)
The Thirteen Commandments of Fanfiction
1. Thou shalt not write Mary-Sue or Gary-Stu stories. EVER.
We fly inside as if we are never coming back.
We think without thinking...we rise!
We live this life as if we are in...sane!
We cry without crying...we act!
We provide without providing...we wait!
We grow without growing...we maintain!
I smile because that's what it's all about,
I'm afraid to lose...
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: (Does he exist?)
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she's mad
When she says she's ok
When she's bored and sad
When she runs up to you crying
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Stay on the phone with her even when she's not saying anything
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her and her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
The 6 truths of life...
1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. You just tried to do the above.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot.
5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
Randomly list twelve of your favorite Teen Titan characters:
2: Red X
4: Kyd Wykkyd
01.)Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Trigon/Argent? Nope. :p
02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Kyd Wykkyd? Yes! That dark aura just screams bad boy. _
03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Bumblebee get Speedy pregnant? I would DIE laughing.
04.)Do you recall any ficsabout Nine? Can you recommend any?
Aqualad? Don't recall any...
05.)Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Red X and Trigon? *shudder*
06.)Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Robin/Aqualad or Robin/Jinx? Definately Robin/Jinx just because that's tolerable. Xp
07.)What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two having sex?
Terra walk in on Bumblebee and Robin having sex? *snickers* She would stand there for a moment then run away screaming!
08.)Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic?
Gizmo and Jinx? What do two trouble makers do when their bored? Sabatoge the city, of course!
09.)Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Raven/Speedy? Yup. Quite popular, too.
10.)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:
Terra and Bumblebee? Men. :p
11.)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Raven and Wykkyd? *smirk* Oh you know, the forbidden love thing. Maybe have their teams find out about their undying love for each other and run away together. Spend a night in a hotel... alone...
That's a great idea! I must start writing!
12.)Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Terra? God, I hope not.
13.)Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
What the hell does 'het' mean?!
14.)Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Argent? Eh... don't think so...
15.)Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
16.)What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Jinx... um... Damn you? :p
17.)If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Speedy! Um... idk...
18.)If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Raven/Trigon/Bumblebee? Warning! Story sucks! :p
19.)What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Jinx hitting on Red? Hmm... Too dirty to type down. ;)
20.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Robin? About 2 days ago.
21.)What is Six's super-secret kink?
Trigon? Fluffy bunnies. :p
22.)Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?
Argent shag Aqualad? Oh hellz no!
23.)If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Giz and Terra? Defo Terra.
24.)"One andNine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off withFour. One, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven anda brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five andfinds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.
Alright, let's recap.
... No freakin' comment...
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is a cat.
This is freak cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on (I totally fell for this)
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