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Joined 10-12-09, id: 2112390, Profile Updated: 03-26-10
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Fifty Shades Trilogy, and Star Wars.

Welcome to my profile! Let me start off by saying all the stories I write on here are completely for fun and are total jokes. I read a lot of Fanfics and I make fun of common themes like Snape's prowess and Ron's bumbling. I also try to think of the weirdest parings possible and write funny sex stories about them. I often laugh as I'm writing them so don't take them to seriously, unless your into that freaky stuff, lol. I hope you find them amusing and I love my reviews! I read them over and over and they make me smile or laugh, even if I'm to lazy sometimes to write back and thank you. Thanks for visiting!

The Snake Charmer by Marble Meadow reviews
Novel length fic with mature theme, HGSS. A plot with many twists and mysteries that unravel slowly with a few shocks along the way. Rated M for a reason. Sex/Violence/War/character death. WIP. Temp Hiatus!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 137,235 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
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Star Wars: The Fornication Awakens reviews
How the Star Wars series should have continued. Disgusting, insane, and terrible. You have been warned.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2015
Harry's Ridiculous Adventure reviews
This story is a sick, depraved, disturbing humor story. Harry does several characters. *New* If you have an idea for the next Whorecrux, tell me in a review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,771 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Harry P., Dobby
The Yule Balls reviews
What really happened after Mcgonagall and Ron danced in The Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Ron W., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
50 Shades of Yellow reviews
What happens when Anastasia Steele meets Mr. Banana? A humorous and absurd rewrite of 50SoG.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G.
Pita, Gale and Haymitch 3 way reviews
Katniss can't decide between Pita and Gale so decides she doesn't have to.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Katniss E., Haymitch A.
Mirror of Erised Disturbed Fantasy's reviews
What happens when Dumbledore leaves the Mirror of Erised out? The first story features Hagrid's secret desires for buckbeak.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Rubeus H., Buckbeak
Snape XSE reviews
We've all heard about Snape's prowess. Well Snape has a big surprise for Hermione. Another HahaHarry production! A note for you less than silly people who think this is serious: This is a parody and a joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Love reviews
This is disturbing, poorly written and discusting! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Hermione G., Sorting Hat - Complete
Orgy at Hogwarts: A New Year reviews
A story of Dumbledore's depraved yearly "fundraiser" Very sick, disturbing and funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Aberforth D., Sorting Hat
An Orgy at Hogwarts reviews
Another disturbing tongue and cheek story! Everybody does everybody. I do not own any HP characters. Reviews are encouraged. :p
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Albus D.
Hermione and Hagrid Disturbed reviews
This was written tongue and cheek. Rather disturbing and hilarious. I do not own any Harry Potter characters!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Hermione G., Rubeus H.