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16 years young. Y.O.L.O., stay strong, stay young, I'm awkward, peace out.

if you have been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123, Twilight-Lover908, MyImmortal01,,Tabbie13

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Copy and Paste thats all you have to do!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

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If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apperent reason, copy this to your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you don't get what the simplest things mean, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the t.v, copy this into your profile.- big one for me!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile- lots!

If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Twilight), copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.- every day!

If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you plan on taking a trip to Scotland to see if Hogwarts is real, and then go to Italy to see if the Volturi are real, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you tell people that you are a "Muggle-born Squib whose letter to Hogwarts got lost with the owl", copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (WHOO I WIN!)


fear of long words (Okay now that's just cruel, think about it. "Do you have a phobia?" "Yes" "What is it?" "It's hippopotomon-AHHHHH" "What's wrong?" "It's a long word!" I think the person who made this up is the same one who made lisp have an 's' in it)

A friend remembers your name. A best friend forgets theirs and uses yours.

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!

Try it without looking at answers

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….

5) Add the digits together

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL
is from the list below :

1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Brad Pitt

8. Hitler

9. Tabbie13

10. Barack Obama

Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!

Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9

Girls Need To Realize: WRITTEN BY A GUY! :)

We guys don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.??

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls, OR TEXTS, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m.

That it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

Take Advantage of the mood im in.

Let us pay for you! Dont 'feel bad', we enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say 'thank you.

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for who you are and not what you are.

Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. Or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful' I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.

On the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether.?? ; )

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!!

Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect!

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'i love you'...and actually mean it.

Give the nice guys a chance.

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this,
so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this.

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children- then how am i supposed to give it to them?

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts- oh, really? I would never of guessed!

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping- but that's when I always use them!

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire- Wow, you learn something new everyday!

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking- but I love, frozen, solid, tasteless pizza!

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado-but then how am I supposed to survive!

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts-where? I cant see.

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children- well that idea is out of the window then!

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.- what, in my afterlife?

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping- but it tastes sooo nice!

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap- and how is that?

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness- but I brought them for energy!

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required- that's a crap puzzle, it doesn't even put itself together!

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use- now I wonder what that could be?

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.


You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffeine. (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have ADD.

You think it'd be cool to have ADD.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST be looking for attention I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy. I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I'm NOT POPULAR so I MUST have no life.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I like to READ, so I MUST have a lot of free time
I love TWILIGHT so I MUST think about Edward or Jacob all the time
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (part Irish)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
I act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prud I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (part English)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST play the bagpipes and eat haggis. (part Scottish)

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their but to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??

(='.'=)This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination

1) Where did you get your default picture? I took it

2) What's your middle name? Anne

3) What is your current mood? huper

4) What color shirt are you wearing? green Murray County t-shirt

5) Missing something? my DS

6) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? Head buttting Ali in the luch room and Spencer coming up to me saying i bet that hurt ! I WILL GET YOU SPENCER BAGGETT

7) Ever had a near death experience? Almost got ran over by a lawn mower

8) Something you do a lot?Listen to music (I am right now)

9) The song stuck in your head? Can't Be Tamed - Miley Cyrus (I love her So shut up)

10) Who did you copy and paste this from? I.Wanna.Be.Like.Rosalie1264

11) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? yes, in chorus

12) If you could have one super power what would it be? shape shift or persuasion, then i could get anyone to do what I want willingly!

13) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? if their hair is greasy or not, i will never be interested in a boy with disgusting hair!

14) What do you usually order from Starbucks? Chocolate Frappe

15) What are you? human, I think? lol!

16) Do you speak any other language? no

17) What are you thinking about right now? Twilight

18) If you could have any last name in the world, what would it be? Bieber

19) Interesting Facts about you? I don't like tomatoes but I like tomato soup and ketchup, I know, I'm weird!

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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,078 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unintended by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
Three months after Edward left, Bella was brutally raped. Now, two years later, the Cullens have returned to Forks. How will Edward react to Bella's shocking news? And can Bella ever forgive him for leaving? EXB M for rape
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,086 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 1/18/2008
when edward left bella by Mrs.TaylorDanielLautner reviews
When Edward left Bella in the woods crying from what he told her. R&R find out what happens to bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Bella
A Different Sort of Hunger by avecamour3 reviews
What caused Bella to turn to her eating disorder? And, is this a case of the Cullens simply being blind to something they hope isn’t happening, or do they know more than Bella thinks they do? Set during “Twilight.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,830 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
When Losing Is Winning by sacha-lee reviews
When Losing Is Winning, Perfection Becomes Obsession & Thin Enough Can Never Be Achieved.POST NM Bellas eating habits spiral out of control, can anyone show her the road to recovery? CONTAINS EATING DISORDERS ANOREXIA AND BULIMIA EXB normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,933 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starting Anew by Elosion12 reviews
It's been four months since he left. I've been empty for so long, I just can't take this place any more. Too many memories. So I'm starting anew. Moving to a brand new city. Fell's Church, Virginia.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,107 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Stefan
Crickets by princesslissie13 reviews
What if Edward never came back to Forks, and Jacob was the one she grew to love? Bella never jumped off the cliff, and Alice never saw any reason to come back to Forks. Set about six months after Edward left with his family. FINISHED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,790 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
What Would You Do For Love by Sammy.jay reviews
Edward cheats on bella with Alice BUT on 'accident'.Jasper cheats on Alice with bella,in the end bella ends up with jasper & she gets revenge on her bullies. yeah the story is better thn the summary.LEMONS soon...Beta needed already got an idea as to wh
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,649 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Jasper, Bella
The Fallen Angel by The TwilightTwin reviews
Edward left Bella in NM, Charlie sent her on a plane,but the plane crashes and she is saved by 3 vegetarian vampires. They are in a band and they ask Bella to be their lead singer. But what happens when the Cullens come to watch her show? Same characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,885 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Where Did You Go? by ThatGirlWhoPlaysCoD reviews
This story is no longer posted. It will be re-uploaded sometime in the near future potentially.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love game by DeeDeeTwilightLover reviews
Bella is 18 and she hadn't had a boyfriend yet.So Alice and Rose blackmail Edward to pretend that he likes her and be her first boyfriend.Will that work?What will happen when Edward discovers the real Bella,behind the timidity and clumsiness? First fic
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,473 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Little Bella gets adopted by Reg's pen reviews
Bella at the age of 3 gets in a car accident and searches for help. She knocks on the door of the only house she can find. Edward is the one to answer to the door. The Cullen's end up adopting Bella. This is the story of Bella growing up. Please Read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,242 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
Coming Back to Forks by your.thebest reviews
Instead of Edward leaving during New Moon, Bella Left to Florida. 2 years later Bella Comes back to Forks with her fiancé to introduce him to Charlie. DARK CULLENS ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,389 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Look Past the Veil of Hate by MyLifeIsEdwardCullen reviews
All Human. Edward and Bella used to be best friends. Now they hate each other or so the other thinks . Will they realize what they’re missing out on and finally get together? Better than it sounds, give it a try!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,729 - Reviews: 2806 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Awakening Of The Heart by Roobz reviews
Edward left, bella was adopted into another family of vampires like the cullens they go to a high school and the cullens show up as new students? Will Edward recognise bella? FIND OUT INSIDE crap at summarys please R R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,284 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Kiddnaped at the Bank by Warriorgirl11 reviews
Bella gets off of Work to go to the Bank and meets a mysterious and handsome man. But she doesnt expect to become his hostage and then be some one he kidnaps. What will happen to her? COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 40 - Words: 31,312 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not So Sure by FyreTwilighter reviews
During New Moon, Edward left but then came back a little while later. Before he left, he slept with Bella and unknowingly got her pregnant. Changed name
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,236 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009
Always My Savior by mariskafan2012 reviews
During New Moon. Bella needs to hear Edward's voice. She gets what she wants, but at what cost? Edward talks to Bella as she's raped.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,535 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Just Dance by weirdocaitlin reviews
Bella, a star dancer at Juilliard, thinks she knows exactly what she wants to do with her life. But after meeting Edward, a pianist attending Juilliard, her Judgement is clouded by questions of love and passion. Where will they go?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,778 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Falling Over Me Again by ArdnaidOcirg reviews
Edward, unknowingly, left Bella pregnant in NM. 7 years later, Bella's a vampire and she's with Nessie. What if Nessie starts to go to school where the Cullens are? Will they find out and will Bella let Edward to be a Dad?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 144,994 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
I Know What You Are by LaurenXJamieX4eva reviews
Bella moves to forks to live with Charlie where she meets the Cullens. Bella already knows about vampires. Will she tell the Cullens what happened? Will Bella hold a grudge against the harmless Cullens? ADOPTED AND CONTINUED BY BellaCullenSwan17
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,419 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected by BLB reviews
Edward Left In New Moon and didn't return. Bella left for University and eventually ends up falling for her professor. What will happen as their relationship heats up, and the Cullens show back up?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,459 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Bella
A Simple Matter of Timing by BettyBarchetta reviews
This story begins at the point in New Moon when Edward phones Bella's house, believing she is dead. What would happen if he made that call 2 minutes later? The story is told from both Bella's and Edward's POV as in Twilight/Midnight Sun. PLEEEASE review x
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,015 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Story by Blondechick19 reviews
This takes off after Edward leaves. Bella gets raped by someone she knows. Bella gets pregnant by her rapist. Who will help her pick up the pieces. Eventually a Jacob/Bella. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,746 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Jacob
My Singer by thelionandthelamb2005 reviews
It has been 96 years sice Edward left Bella She becme a famous singer named Izzy Roland how will Edward get her back
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
80 Years Later by Twilight-HP-LOVER reviews
Edward never came back in New Moon, 80 years later he hears the lead singer from a new band called Twilight, could this be Bella the love he left behind? if she is will she forgive him/ or is it too late? R&R Rated M for Lemons to come XD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,895 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Famous singer Bella by vampiregurl97 reviews
15 years after Edward left Bella got changed and now shes in a coven of 5. What happens when she is a famous singer and she is at one of her conserts and the Cullens are there? T for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,444 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's new beginning by LoveIsEdwardBella reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon and she struggles to recover and move on with her life. Finally leaving Forks for college where she meets a very familiar lecturer. Bella & Edward then struggle to work through all their hurt and pain. Will love prevail?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,890 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Good Girl Gone Bad by shopaholicme reviews
When Edward left, he didn't quite manage to stay away from Bella. So after five months the Cullens came back to Forks. Only to find a new and more popular Bella. Pls. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,640 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Outside Looking In by TwilighterluvsEdward reviews
I had always been the outcast, the quiet one. Never in the spotlight. The school talent show was the last thing on my mind, until he brought it up. I stand here today, on stage, ready to face my biggest fears with the one I love. All human! Cannon pairs
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Outside Looking In: The OLD one by TwilighterluvsEdward reviews
Bella is the outcast of the school.She has no friends and is in her Senior year of high school.What happens when the talent show comes around?Who is going to help Bella when she's being treated rudely at school?Read and find out! BETTER VERSION OUT NOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
Little Bella Cullen by tammyxcullen reviews
Bella is found by the Cullens when she is 3 and is all alone after her family dies from a car crash. She grows up in a house full of vampires. Funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,766 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
You weren't there by luckyflute19 reviews
What if the wolves were to late and laurent bit Bella? She joins the Volturi and forgets about Edward. What will happen when Bella visits the Cullens? What will Edward do? Will Bella ever forgive Edward for leaving her?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,493 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
You're Not Alone by BeWithoutYou9 reviews
Bella gets raped in Phoenix, She moves to Forks with her dad Charlie to try to move on from the past but what if she meets a boy that is determined to learn about her past. Will she be able to let in this boy or not? REVISION IN PROGRESS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,775 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Best Damn Thing by NinjaxDetectivee reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon. But instead of becoming the zombie we know she did. She becomes The newest pop 'punk' singer. If the Cullen's come back, will Bella let them back into her life? Mostly uses Avril Lavigne songs. T for slight cursing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella
While You Were Gone by jennyxbc reviews
I hate how you sit there and act like you know me. Let's get this straight. You used to know me. And you remember what happened with that situation? See, that girl you used to know… she left. Just like you did. - DxB/BxE. A Volturi story - on Haitus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,427 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Bella, Demetri
Miss me? by Netteralwaysbetter reviews
What if when Edward left she was still determined to be a vampire? Sixty-two years later she returns to forks to find her best friend Jacob. When she goes off to collage she runs int a familiar family will she forgive them or are they going to have to be
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Not What I Expected At All by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Charlie and Renee send Bella to her grandmas in England after Edward left. instead of bringing peace, the people that left her show up and her life it turned upside down. What if the reason Edward left- to keep Bella human- was irrelevant. She never was!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,234 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
You think I'm human? by AddictOfTwilight reviews
10 years after edward left, bellas a singer and human or not? she appears to be human but is she? she has a new family of vampires.Edward sees her on mtv and he thinks she’s still human. Cullen’s go backstage and find out her band are vegetarian vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
It's Alright, It's Ok by AddictOfTwilight reviews
100 years after edward left bella became a famous singer. she was starting to get over edward but what happens when their at her concert? her emotions come out after years and give her what she wants. REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
The tale of two rapists by DamnMyFriends013 reviews
Bella goes to La Push only to be raped by Jacob then she goes to the Cullens for help but gets exactly the opposite
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,526 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Falling Star by angelpinkgal reviews
takes place 100 yrs after Edward left, He now lives in London, and meets Bella while hunting, But she has a boyfriend...what is gonna happen? read to find out! Chapter 11 is HERE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Bella
You left by KrisiMwahz reviews
Edward left and Bella was sent to Florida. She is currently in her sophomore year of college, when Edward turns up.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella
So, It's College by twofortwilight reviews
story has been re-written After Edward left Bella in NM, she begins to pick up the pieces of her life by getting out of Forks and going to College. Maybe this new chapter will help her get the closure she so desperately needed. Or WILL IT?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,126 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's New Life by anniesam123 reviews
The Cullens leave & Bella goes to Florida & gets Pregnant. 5 years later they collide together by accident and see that’s shes started a whole new life as a singer and mom. How will they react? But more importantly how will Bella? NO Rape.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,223 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Not What She Seems by astrohuckleberry reviews
DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU READ THE FIRST ONE! THIS IS THE SEQUEL. Last time we saw Melody her parents left her in an orphanage. But what will happen to Bella and Edward's precious Melody when she comes back? How will they hide the secrets? Drama. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 47,370 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Turned Out by 3daygirl reviews
After Edward and his family leave Forks Bella recludes to NYC in hopes of pursuing her life long dream. When Bella becomes victim to the unsafe streets of the city will Edward return in time to save her? How will their story end? Bella is OOC. M for rape.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,705 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
Songs of a life by astrohuckleberry reviews
Edward and the others left Forks leaving a pregnant Bella. Now 14 years later Bella has died of cancer and now her daughter is going to Forks highschool to meet the most unlikely people that has come back to make her life complicated. Complete, amazingly
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,279 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Want You To Wake Up Next To Me by Dlynn reviews
Edward has to leave Bella to save her life, but Bella doesn't know that. While Edward left, Jacob came into the picture and helps put Bella back together, but what happens when Edward comes back and sees what Bella has been up too,
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,700 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Bella, Jacob
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Is that you ? reviews
Edward left in New Moon and never came lla's a vampire with a new vampire family and a dangerous vampire after her. She's meets the Cullen's again and things get confusing.Probaly the usual Edward never came back story but you'll get over it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 10,227 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Poor Mike reviews
Bella gets her period when her and Emmett are alone in the Cullen's house everybody else is hunting.So when Bella needs supplies Emmett gets a Femine needs lesson and they pull a terrible joke on Mike Newton FLUFF
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete