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Joined 10-12-09, id: 2112850, Profile Updated: 12-20-12
Author has written 5 stories for Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Team Fortress 2.

Hello people! Reading my last profile i have been literally MIA for almost 2 years :I

I am 18 years old now. Legal in EVERY OTHER COUNTRY to drink, EXCEPT the one i live in -_- Doesn't stop me, but i've never been hopelessly drunk. I dont know if my mom gives me permission to drink because she told me she did it when she was my age...im not sure...not telling her i have a drink now and again.

I tried smoking and didn't really like it. However, my friend let me try her electric cigarette and i liked it. I bought one, but the cartridge broke and those things are expensive to replace, so i'm no longer fake smoking. Plus, my boyfriend, who i love with all my heart and soul, doesn't like it when i do stuff like that. I don't think he'd ever leave me for it, but i don't like when hes unhappy.

I am back to writing. I have a little more time now that i'm in college and only have classes three days a week. I am still hopelessly busy, what with my job every other day of the week, but i suffer from serious insomnia, so yeah :P

I have been recently obsessed with Team Fortress 2. Mostly because my boyfriend literally looks like Sniper. Like, when Sniper was a teenager or some shit, only American. My favorite pairings are MedicxAllofthem, SpyxSniper, ScoutxAllofthem, EngineerxSniper, ScoutxSniper...basically all of them together or any of them with Sniper. Also, there's this guy on hentai foundry who does a lot of Medic with anyone and i must say he(or she) is a fantastic artist. However, i highly recommend you be 18 before entering that site. It is porn, after all.

I still love poetry and anything to do with poetry. I am finally in college to be a nurse, but i am not yet in the nursing program due to my lack of prerequisites. Luckily, though, the community college i'm in has a fantastic nursing program! I am so lucky to go to a college like that and pay less for what i want to do.

I am Wiccan, although i am mostly studying the basics. I have finally told my mother of my switch from Catholic to Wiccan and she was actually cool with it, so hopefully i can be open to her about it. It's the only thing she's ever been cool about with me, and i plan to abuse it :P

I hope you enjoy some of my newer works, which will probably be mostly on Team Fortress 2. I am currently working on a series called Lexi Chronicles. Here are some Fun Facts on her:

-- He mother tells her that she was born with a Louisville Slugger and her right hand, and a baseball in her left.

-- Lexi is the only female mercenary in the history of Mann Co.

-- She is rude, arrogant, and is the definition of 'Masshole.'

-- She's the toughest, stalest cookie you will ever meet.

-- She applied fresh out of high school and was hired almost immediately, due to the demand for Scouts (Respawn not yet invented)

-- She mysteriously dropped her dreams of being the first female to pitch for the Red Sox and win a World Series by pitching the whole game.

-- She has a batting average of .290

-- She's only had one crush (so far) in elementary school, but when he told her he was a Yankees fan, she was over him.

-- She has a twin brother named Jeffery, along with 6 other older brothers. Her twin brother is still older then her by a few minutes.

-- She and Jeffery are the only kids in the family who have a different dad then their brothers. They are also the only kids with blonde hair in the family.

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Love for a vampire by xXLuciaMarou12Xx reviews
A bunch of random pairings from Darren Shans' Cirque Du Freak. Yaoi pairings, mostly Darren and Crepsley 3 Rated M, for sex, some rape and violence, and language :3
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,629 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Darren Shan
The Fire In Her Eyes by kurounue13 reviews
Adrienne is a girl who has lived with abuse all her life, all because she is a "Freak". She runs away from home and happens upon the Cirque Du Freak. Her whole world is turned upside down. Larton CrepsleyOC Rated M for Violence and Adult content
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,699 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Mr. Crepsley
Sniper's Furry Curse by BeautifulDoom reviews
After unintentionally insulting Demoman's mother, Sniper finds himself cursed with a furry problem. Better than it sounds. SniperXScout pairing later.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,304 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Sniper
Don't Touch My Brother by SlashLover93 reviews
Something happens to Pony right in front of Soda's eyes and Soda can't save him or he will die, so he's forced to watch his baby brother being hurt in the worst of ways. What will become of everyone's favorite brothers after its over? Read to find out.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,680 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C.
Always, Forever, and Whatever Comes Next by Zoltar reviews
Mika Ver Leth was in love. But nothing ever goes as one hopes. Do broken hearts ever truly heal? This is the tale the tale of two lovers, who's lives are intertwined by DesTiny. The sweet taste of revenge. Rated MA for very adult scenes. (Mika/OC, Minor Darren/OC) *UPDATES SPORADICALLY*
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,092 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Mika Ver Leth, Darren Shan
A Slender Child by Tkdoegirl reviews
Sky had always wanted to be a mother, but she'd given that up when she accepted that she was going to spend the rest of her life with Slendy. After all, she was human and he was... Well, the Slender man. So when she found out her chance at motherhood might not be lost, why is she so scared?
Slender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Complete
I'll Be Home for the Holidays by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Lawrence Mundy Jr. hates the holiday season. And he especially hates when the holiday season forces him to deal with his overbearing parents, his abrasive brother-in-law, an oddly jittery Spy, and the mysterious going-ons of a factory in the distance...The sequel to Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,667 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Rogue Love Re-Written by MischaPallasAthenaKitsune reviews
Mark and Caelan, two rogue ninjas from the cloud village, are on a mission. Along the way, they fall in love with two Leaf shinobi- Shino and Shikamaru. It's hard enough to be a homosexual ninja alone, even harder when you love a rogue. "Rogue Love" re-written, continued and improved upon. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,480 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Shino A., Shikamaru N.
Rogue Love by MischaPallasAthenaKitsune reviews
Two male rogue Cloud ninjas find themselves attracted to Shino and Shikamaru. Rape and romance ensue. OCxShikamaru, OCxShino, OCxOC, ShikamaruxShino. Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 97,462 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Shino A., Shikamaru N.
9 Months by Dinosaurs R Dead reviews
AU fic -"I'll give you nine months, Buttercup. No More, No Less." WARNING: references to rape/RRB-PPG -semi-romance. COMPLETE- Sequel now out!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 173,956 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Butch, Buttercup - Complete
In Another Life by nuttier-than-an-almond reviews
-FULL SUMMARY INSIDE. READ PREQUELS FIRST-In a weak moment Technus wishes he could have done more for his son and he is given the life he always wanted. He and Danny know how things should be. But will they be able to give it up to set things right?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Danny F., Technus
Phantasma by Urchin of the Riding Stars reviews
After being sold to Freakshow as a slave, Danny is rescued by a mysterious man in the dead of night. Now under the protection of a billionaire and an obsessive ghost, can Danny's heart be saved? And just what are Vlad's true intentions? Pompous Pep.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,316 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M.
The Vampires Lovely Assistant by toboelily reviews
Done many times. But I have not found a story told the way I liked it. So I am telling it now. My "Darren" is a OC girl named Lily, who is growing faster mentally than physically. Possible pairings based on popular demand.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,245 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Moon Academy by House of the Moon reviews
Our favorite group of mistfits is enrolled in Moon Academy, a presigest supernatural school. What happens when the Edison Group find them? And will Derek ever return Chloe's feelings? Rated M for violence, cussing, main character death and future chapters
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,279 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Live Love Die by E.J. Dulore reviews
Darren and Evra are walking in the city when the stumble upon a boy unconcious in an alley. Or is it a girl? Rated T. May contain mentions of rape. I've now written an extra!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,306 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Darren Shan
Forbidden by LightInsideMe reviews
Every wonder what would have happened had Darren not escaped the vampaneze in vampire mountain, well here is what I would have liked to happen. Yaoi/slash don't like don't read. Evil!Kurda, sub!Darren.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,889 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Darren Shan, Glalda
Becoming Dallas Winston by Johnny Cade's little sister reviews
After learning that the State is going to take him away,Pony runs to the only place where the State can't get him. Running from his past and the recent death of Johnny and Dallas he finds that he is becoming Dallas himself.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 49,030 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Ponyboy C., Darry C. - Complete
Baby Bending by p-sama7 reviews
Sokka has always had bad luck. He might just be the meat and sarcasm guy but after getting captured, twice, he finds himself becoming the meat, sarcasm, and single father guy. Mpreg. Zuko/Sokka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,783 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sokka, Zuko
Kidnapping A Outsiders Fanfic by purplepheonixowl reviews
Ponyboy, Johnny, Angela, and Sodapop get kidnapped.Now Darry and the gang must join forces with the Shepard gang and do everything they can to find their missing kids before it's too late. Warning: Ponyboy's first girlfriend. Please Review!
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,312 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
stupidly slow love by meikka reviews
both oblivious to the others feelings? will they ever find love in the other? YAY, YAOI.lemon in later chapters *sequel to be posted soon, thanks for the reviews :D*
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,108 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Darren Shan, Evra Von - Complete
The Poison by Rosebud5 reviews
Tarrant? Please talk to me." "Alice...I'm...I think I may be dying." "No, you're not." "How can you be sure? Death has a mind of his own, you know." "I won't let you. I love you." AliceXTarrant
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,088 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
Valkyrie Cain: The Dark Side Of Love by ToryTigress92 reviews
Nefarian/Valkyrie. Warning: this ain't gonna be pretty. He tortured her, manipulated her and hated her. She hated him with a passion but that didn't matter. Because Nefarian Serpine and Valkyrie Cain were in love.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/12/2010 - [Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., N. Serpine] - Complete
Memories by StarkBlack reviews
AU Zoro/Sanji Sanji was in an accident and has lost his memory. Now Zoro takes the painful steps of helping Sanji take back his life. Will the swordsman win back his love? Or is he doomed to be just a friend forever? WARNINGS: Yaoi, language, severe angst.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 185,077 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Of Fire and Friendship by TheEnd2424 reviews
Evra and Darren get new room mates. Set before and during Darren's trip to Vampire Mountain. Evra experiences love.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,928 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Evra Von, Darren Shan
The Vampire Meet: Begin Again by Symphony Of Terror reviews
When a teenage girl suffers an injury from her drunken dad, she runs off for good into the dead of night and is helped by a mysterious man clad in red. Little does she know, this man has more to him than meets the eye. He was a living myth. A vampire.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,368 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Mr. Crepsley
Ride Me by Mister Melancholy reviews
All Darren wanted was to ride Mr. Crepsley! Was that so much to ask for? LartenxDarren
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
An Uncomfortable Situation in Winter by cosmicrays reviews
Darren and Mr. Crepsley stay in an old inn to escape the harshness of winter. Crepsley/Darren fluff. Nothing explicit, just swearing and some failed attempts at British slang by an American.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Calm Of The Storm by ParodyMaster33 reviews
A new girl as arrived at Vampire Mountain, claiming she was sent by Lady Evanna and could bear Vampire children. How does this affect Prince Darren Shan? Darren x OC
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010
The Roots of Darkness by Zeer reviews
Kiba Inuzuka, Shino Aburame, and Hinata Hyuuga are prisoners of Orochimaru's evil. Witness their trials and sacrifices as they try to survive the darkness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Shino A., Kiba I.
Just As Long As You Stay by AnimeKeepsBreathing reviews
When Vlad is left alone, depressed, cutting, and secretly angry, who will save him? OC will, of course!
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,416 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
Soaring High by AnimeKeepsBreathing reviews
smart!sokka. Sokka looses his bracelet to Zuko, and will this begin the start of something new? Zuko x Sokka, you shall be warned!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,290 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Heaven Forbid by stereochick reviews
Instead of running away after Darry hits him, Ponyboy stays at home. The next night, something terrible happens as a result. Now Pony is dealing with the repercussions and has to learn how to trust his brother again. Warning: mature content in first chap
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,310 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C. - Complete
BlackEyed Susan by ladykazekage reviews
Oneshot. Corny and Luis's first time... That's all I can tell you... Mature! BoyxBoy!
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,683 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Complete
Twists And Turns Of Love by DannyRebecca reviews
Fang and Iggy are in love. what more can they do? Max is mad, Gazzy's disgusted, Angel is loving it and Nudge keeps fainting. thing after thing happens that tries to stop the relationship. will it succeed, or was it really made to be? Figgy Arggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 18,664 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Let's See You Get Out Of This One! by Yowler reviews
Arra meets Mika in the tunnels and they relieve there passionate, secret love life but when there caught by Darren what will happen? Pure Fluff ARRAxMIKA and a little bit of ARRAxDARRENxMIKA! NOTE: Might have rated it wrong, just joined FanFiction!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2008
From out of nowhere by Elf Toshiba reviews
THIS STORY IS ON PERMANENT HIATUS. I'm completely re-writing it...I feel like this needs to be done, badly. Thank y'all for your support with the original storyline; I hope the re-done version gets the same support. Thanks again for reading, y'all.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,465 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 3/13/2002 - Johnny C.
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Lexi Chronicles: Mann vs Machine reviews
We always held back when on the battlefield. We aimed to maim, but not always to kill. Whenever we hit someone, one of their Medic's would rev his Medi-Gun and heal them, making them good as new. It was rare when there was a casualty during a mission. But these robots are heartless. They will not hesitate to kill us. They'll kill us because they're programmed to. Rating may change.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,756 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Scout, Sniper
Lexi Chronicles: Meet the Scout reviews
Lexi is the newest RED Scout. In her first mission, she gets blown up by a rocket. When she comes to, she meets a mysterious man in the infirmary. She wants to know more about this lone wolf, and it seems as though he wants to know more about her. But why is the Spy so protective? Rated T for violence and swearing.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,634 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Scout, Sniper - Complete
The Girl With No Name reviews
"Those voices. Those dreaded voices that have haunted my night and day. I had to keep moving. I knew if I didn't, I'd want to die." ZukoxOC. Rated T for graphic writing. May change to M in future.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Zuko, OC
Rosie reviews
The reason why Larten Crepsley quit being a General. LartenXOC. Some OOC. Rating changed to M due to lemons in later chapters.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,623 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Mr. Crepsley
Do Not Do This To Me reviews
Mr. Crepsley scolds Darren for not drinking blood. A young, dying vampire reveals why Crepsley cares so much about his students health. Oneshot. OC. T to be safe. I couldn't think of a title and the story is better then the summary.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Mr. Crepsley - Complete