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Author has written 17 stories for Spyro the Dragon, Avatar: Last Airbender, Dragon Ball Z, Wolf's Rain, Harvest Moon, Legend of Zelda, and Pretty Cure.




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My ask account:

If you are a TRUE dbz fan, you will go, and you will sign! GO NOW! We must continue DBZ with something other then GT!! Akira Toriyama created! Please, sign, to save millions of children's lives. We need you. Tell other too, please, do it for the children. Add your named if you signed (please pm the person you got this from so they can add your name to the list): SonGoshen, dbzfan8

Dragon Ball Pact:
"This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are a true Saiyan!

You say vampires, I say SAIYANS!

You say Robert Pattinson, I say AKIRA TORIYAMA!

You say Bella and Edward, I say GOHAN AND VIDEL!

You say Team Edward, I say TEAM VEGETA!

You say Bella, I say BULMA!

You say Jacob, I say KAKAROT!

You say Forks, I say THE UNIVERSE!



Here is a few facts about me:

1. I LOVE REVIEWS!!! If you read, you shall review, It's only fair that way.

2. I am more then one person, two sisters share this account

3. Zelda occupies most of my time

4. The younger sister is two years younger.

5. Both love the color blue and purple.

6. I hate yaoi and yuri

7. DBZ Fangirls!! We will rule the universe!! Did I just say that out loud?

8. Vegeta and Trunks are the hottest DBZ characters, don't deny it.

9. You can call the older sis Ash or Ashley, and the younger one Erin, or I'd just prefer dbzfan8, it doesn't really matter.

10. I'm about to become a real author, which is VERY exciting! (about to..sometime next year... big difference)

11. The Legend of Zelda is awesome!

Favorite DBZ characters (In no order):

1. Vegeta, I love his muscles, and his spiky hair.

2. Trunks, the attitude, sword, and the lavender (it's NOT purple!) hair does it for me.

3. Gohan Teen/Adult, I love how he is a cool dork.

4. Bardock, he looks cool and awesome, and I like how he stood up for his race.

5. Tapion, the attitude, sword, and the red-orange mohawk. He is so awesome!

6. Teen Gohan, the SSJ2, the epicness!

Favorite Animes and Mangas (Not in Order):

1. Wolf's Rain

2. Dragon Ball Z

3. Fullmetal Alchemist

4. Smile Precure

5. Hetalia

6. Gokudo

7. Tears to Tiara

8. Orphen

9. Fairy Tail

10. Angel Beats

11. Nagaserete Airentou

Least Favorite DBZ characters:

1. Defiantly Uub, he sounds like an old man, he is weird, and he turned Goku into an even bigger jerk! (Yes, Goku is a jerk, I can give you proof, but I won't, I'm too busy to give you proof :P)

2. Oolong and Master Roshi, I hate pervs

3. Mr. Popo, those eyes, its those EYES!!! (Thanks TeamFourStar!)

4. Yajirobe, umm idk i just don't like him. I guess he just eats to much, and he's too fat. Oh yeah, he doesn't help anybody (It's not like they need his help)!

Couples I like:

Katara and Aang:Avatar: The Last Airbender

Mai and Zuko:Avatar: The Last Airbender

Suki and Sokka:Avatar: The Last Airbender

Harry and Ginny: Harry Potter

Ron and Hermione: Harry Potter

Spyro and Cynder: Spyro the Dragon

Flame and Ember: Spyro the Dragon

Percy and Annabeth: Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Gohan and Videl: DBZK, DBZ, DB, DBGT

ChiChi and Goku: DB, DBZ, DBZK, DBGT

Tien and Launch: DB, DBZ, DBZK, DBGT

Bardock and Fasha: DB, DBZ, DBZK, DBGT

Toboe and Leara: Wolf's Rain

Hige and Blue: Wolf's Rain

Kiba and Cheza: Wolf's Rain, a couple I like but don't like. Still trying to make up my mind.

Arthur and Gwen: The Adventures of Merlin

Link and Zelda: The Legend of Zelda Franchise

Austria and Hungary: Hetalia

Joker and Reika: Smile Precure

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between:
"to" and "too"
"their", "they're", and "there"
"your" and "you're"
"whose" and "who's"
Plurals and possessives

If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.


Put this on your page
if you love to laugh!


Music is my life :)


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pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.




If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

92 of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. If you are part of the 8 who would be laughing your head off, copy and paste this into your profile.

99% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are that 1% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses screaming "DO A BACKFLIP" paste this onto your profile.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (Stupid psychiatrist. :P )

If you're sick of people going ON AND ON about Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had your friends of family yell "HE IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER," when you talk about your crush, copy/paste this

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If you have ever wanted to kill someone (including a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', A Tyrannical Lizard known as Frieza, etc) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen madly in love with a cartoon/anime character, copy and past this to your profile.

99.8 percent of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile

If you want reviews, copy and paste this in your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquitoes bites copy this into your profile

If you can shout out a random anime quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe all your favorite anime characters are indeed alive in their own dimension, copy and paste this into your profile (I KNOW they're there! Shun the Non-Believers!)

If you have a really long profile, copy and paste this to make it even longer

If you hate people who think they're so amazing but they're not, copy and paste this into your profile

I do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution

If you don't drink, if you don't smoke, if you don't do drugs, and if you don't have sex with any old boy or girl, and you live clean, then you, my friend, are a member of the Straight-Edge Society. If you find you are in fact a member of the Society, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name. Also, if it's too much trouble, PM the person who's Profile you got this from so they can add your name to the list of Society members. Straight-Edge Savior, Silent Romantic, Identified Angel, GoldenGod Rah, dbzfan8

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, my name is paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, Life Alchemist, dbzfan8

If it upsets you that Vegeta and Bulma are the most written about couple copy and paste this on your profile

If you nearly die every time you see Naruto is at the top of the list when you sort it by popularity and not Dragon Ball Z copy and paste this on your profile

Most people of these days have reverted to Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, Bleach, One Piece, Death Note, Full Metal Alchemist, and/or Inyuasha, and you are one of the few that remained loyal to Dragon Ball Z, copy and paste this on your profile.

If it saddens you that there are more then 10 stories about Uub, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get upset that Trunks/Pan are the 3rd written about couple copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Goku/ChiChi should be wrote about more, copy and paste this on your profile

If your sister has ever barreled you over for food copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have pretended to use the DBZ/DBZK characters moves copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pretended to be the DBZ character copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate it when nobody reviews your story copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever screamed at the main character in a book or TV show telling them "don't do it!" copy and paste this in your profile (happened with Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Percy Jackson and Harry Potter)

If your sister has ever barreled you over for a bowl of ice cream copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pretended to bend the elements, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are practically a real life Avatar character or DBZ/DBZK character copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like either charlie the unicorn, the waffle song, the potter puppet pals, or the annoying orange, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you tend to drop something, pick it up, then drop it again, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can daydream for hours non-stop about DBZ/DBZK, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can daydream for hours non-stop about Avatar: The Last Airbender, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in the true God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile

If you think about Avatar: The Last Airbender practically 24/7, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think about DBZ/DBZK practically 24/7, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you still support Kataang and haven't reverted to the dark side yet (despite bribes of cookies), copy this into your profile

If you're sick of people saying Avatar is just cheap copy of anime and therefore a bad show, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to kill the person who said Avatar: The Last Airbender was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!

If want to kill the person who said DBZ/DBZK was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a book character, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Copy this to your profile if you are a Kataang supporter!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Zuko lost half his fanbase after Crossroads of Destiny. If you're one of the half that stayed loyal, copy this and paste it into your profile and add your name to the list: Avatarfan1

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Zutarakid50 Avatarfan1

If you have ever ran into a wall copy and paste this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, ZutaraKid50 dbzfan8

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If your sick of people obssesing with, making a big deal out of, or freaking out over Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something (Spyro, Percy Jackson, DBZ/DBZ Kai) to the point that it scares your friends, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block stinks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever talked to, argued with, or yelled at an inanimate object, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you were ever hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you are a proud Zutara hater, copy this into your profile.

If your the type of person that comments on EVERYBODYS stories, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered if Sokka still loves Yue, copy this into your profile.

There are more Zutara fics, then Kataang fic, this is so sad, if you think so too, copy this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile

Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and a girl hugging and was tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!"

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination!


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We are staring you
from behind a fence. We
are stalkers. Beware the
stalker bunnies!

Meet the bunnies. They want world domination. Help them. Repost them on your profile.


This is evil smiley. Evil smiley likes sharp things. Copy and paste Evil Smiley on your profile so he can see the world.

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see.

I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long

When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.

I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.

He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in the attic

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one was around
She lay there and hugged it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mum came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mum suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mum walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

"Mommy, I colored your sheets with lipstick!" With anger, she starts to hit her child 'til he was unconscious. Then she regrets what she has done and, crying, says to her child "Please open your eyes." But it's too late, his tiny heart had stopped ...beating...When she walked to the bedroom, the sheet said "I LOVE YOU MOMMY!" Copy and paste this onto your profile say enough for Child Abuse. :'(

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You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt. (At times)
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
x Shopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun.
x Talk with food in your mouth.
x Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes



x You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (Only Ashley, not me!)
x You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.


100 Ways to scare your roommate

1. Insist that you are a vegetarian (Even though I love meat) and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors by your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterward, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

4. Trash the room when your roommate's not around. Then leave and wait for your roommate to come back. When he/she does, walk in and act surprised. Say, "Uh-oh, it looks like THEY, were here again."

5. Every time you see your roommate yell, "You son of a..." and kick him/her in the stomach. Then buy him/her some ice cream.

6. Set your roommate's bed on fire. Apologize and explain that you've been watching too much "Beavis & Butthead." Do it again. Tell him/her that you're not sorry because this time, they deserved it.

7. Put your glasses on before you go to bed. Take them off as soon as you wake up. If your roommate asks, explain that they are Magic Dream Glasses. Complain that you've been having terrible nightmares.

8. Eat lots of "Lucky Charms." Pick out all the yellow moons and stockpile them in the closet. If your roommate inquires, explain that visitors are coming, but you can't say anything more, or you'll have to face the consequences.

9. Set up meetings with your roommate's faculty adviser. Inquire about his/her academic potential. Take lots of notes, and then give your roommate a full report. Insist that he/she do the same.

10. "Drink" a raw egg for breakfast every morning. Explain that you are in training. Eat a dozen donuts every night.

11. Every Thursday, pack up everything you own and tell your roommate you're going home. Come back in an hour and explain that no one was home. Unpack everything and go to sleep.

12. Every time you wake up, start yelling, "Oh, my God! Where the hell am I?!" and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go back to bed. If your roommate asks, say you don't know what he/she is talking about.

13. Draw a tiny, black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "It's spreading, it's spreading!"

14. Buy a McDonald's "Happy Meal" for lunch every day. Eat the straw and the napkin. Throw everything else away.

15. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks, start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, "I can't live in the same room with you," storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever again.

16. Buy a Jack-In-The-Box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.

17. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.

18. Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

19. Lock the door while your roommate is out. When he/she comes back and tries to unlock it, yell, "Don't come in, I'm naked!" Keep this up for several hours. When you finally let your roommate in, immediately take off all of your clothes, and ignore your roommate.

20. Bring in potential "new" roommates from around campus. Give them tours of the room and the building. Have them ask about your roommate in front of him/her, and reply, "Oh, him/her? He/she won't be here much longer."

21. If your roommate comes home after midnight, hit him/her on the head with a rolling pin. Immediately go to bed, muttering, "Ungrateful little..."

22. Pile dirty dishes in your roommate's bed. Insist that you don't know how they got there.

23. Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

24. Feign a serious illness for two weeks. Have a priest come to your room and visit you. Write out a will, leaving everything to your roommate. One day, miraculously "recover." Insist that your roommate write out a will, leaving everything to you. Every time he/she coughs, excitedly say, "Oooh, are you dying?"

25. Live in the hallway for a month. Afterwards, bring all of your stuff back into the room and tell your roommate, "Okay, your turn."

26. Keep a tarantula in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the tarantula. If your roommate asks, say, "Oh, he's around here somewhere."

27. Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

28. Bowl inside the room. Set up tournaments with other people in the building. Award someone a trophy. If your roommate wants to bowl too, explain that he/she needs bowling shoes.

29. Walk backwards all the time. Then pretend to trip and hurt yourself. Fake an injury and go through a long, painful recovery. Start walking backwards again.

30. While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

31. Explain to your roommate that you're going to be housing a prospective student in the near future. One day, bring in a pig. If your roommate protests, hug the pig and tell your roommate that he/she hurt its feelings. Watch T.V with the pig, eating lots of bacon.

32. Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the hell is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

33. Punch a hole in the T.V. Sit and watch it anyway, complaining about the poor picture quality.

34. Wear a cape. Stand in front of an open window for about an hour every day. Then, one day, when your roommate is gone, go outside and lie down underneath the window, pretending to be hurt, and wait for your roommate to return. The next day, start standing in front of the window again.

35. Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."

36. Fill an empty shaving cream can with whipped cream. Use it to shave, and then spray some into your mouth. Later on, complain that you feel sick. Continue this process for several weeks.

37. Cover your bed with a tent. Live inside it for a week. If your roommate asks, explain that "It's a jungle out there." Get your roommate to bring you food and water.

38. Keep a vacuum cleaner in the middle of the room. Look at it with fear for a few days. Then stay out of the room entirely, opening the door only a crack and whispering to your roommate, "Psst! Is it gone?"

39. Break the window with a rock. If your roommate protests, explain that you were hot. Open and close the broken window as you normally would.

40. Throw darts at a bare wall. All of a sudden, act excited, telling your roommate that you hit the bull's eye.

41. Send flowers to your roommate, with a card that says, "I'm sorry. It won't happen again." When you see them, start ripping up the flowers. Repeat the process for a few weeks.

42. Call your roommate "Clyde" by accident. Start doing so every so often. Increase the frequency over the next few weeks, until you are calling him "Clyde" all the time. If your roommate protests, say, "I'm sorry. I won't do that anymore, Murray."

43. Hire a night watchman to guard the room while you are sleeping.

44. Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.

45. Practice needlepoint every night. At one point, grab your thumb and scream, "Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" Cry hysterically for a few minutes, and then go to bed. Sob and sniff all night.

46. When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang up, say, "That was your mom. She said she'd call back."

47. Every time your roommate comes in, immediately turn off the lights and go to bed. When he/she leaves, get up and loudly yell, "Okay, guys, you can come out now."

48. Start wearing a crown, all the time. If your roommate tells you to take it off, say, "What the hell do you think you are? A king?"

49. Sit in front of a chess board for hours, saying nothing, doing nothing. Then, look up and say, "I think this game goes a lot faster with two players."

50. Talk back to your "Rice Krispies." All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

51. Change the locks on the door. Don't let your roommate in unless he/she says the secret word. Change the secret word often. If your roommate can't guess the secret word, make him/her pay a tithe.

52. Scatter stuffed animals around the room. Put party hats on them, play loud music. When your roommate walks in, turn off the music, take off the party hats, put away the stuffed animals, and say, "Well, it was fun while it lasted."

53. Hang a tire swing from the ceiling. Act like a monkey. If someone besides your roommate comes in, cease acting like a monkey and claim that the tire swing was your roommate's idea. When you and your roommate are alone again, continue acting like a monkey.

54. Unplug everything in the room except for one toaster. Pray to the toaster. Bring it gifts. Throw some of your roommate's possessions out the window. Say that the toaster made you do it.

55. Challenge your roommate to a duel. If he refuses, claim that you have won by forfeit and therefore conquered his side of the room. Insist that he remove all of his possessions immediately.

56. Sign your roommate up for various activities. (Campus tour guide, blood donor, organ donor).

57. Start dressing like an Indian. If your roommate inquires, claim that you are getting in touch with your Native-American roots. If your roommate accuses you of not having any Native-American roots, claim that he/she has offended your people and put a curse on your roommate.

58. Wear your shoes on the wrong feet, all the time. Constantly complain that your feet hurt.

59. Hit your roommate on the head with a brick. Claim that you were trying to kill a mosquito.

60. Steal something valuable of your roommate's. If he/she asks about it, tell him/her that you traded it for some magic beans. Give some beans to your roommate.

61. Instead of turning off a light bulb, smash the light bulb with a hammer. Put a new bulb in the next day. Complain often about the cost of light bulbs.

62. Videotape yourself hammering a nail into a wall for a while, and then stopping. Play the tape in your room. Right before the hammering stops on the videotape, look at the screen and say, "Don't do that."

63. Buy a lamp. Tell your roommate it's a magic lamp, with a genie inside it. Spend a week thinking about what to wish for. At the end of the week, report that someone has released the genie from the lamp. Blame your roommate.

64. Whenever your roommate brushes his/her teeth, watch him/her do so. Take notes. Write a paper on it, and circulate it around campus. If your roommate protests, say, "The people have a right to know!"

65. Collect potato chips that you think look like famous people. Find one that looks like your roommate. Burn it, and explain, "It had to be done."

66. Read the phone book out loud and excitedly say a name some person and their number. ("Frank Johnson! Oh, wow! 837-9494! Holy cow!")

67. Shadow box several times a day. One day, walk in looking depressed. If your roommate asks what's wrong, explain that your shadow can't box with you anymore due to an injury. Ask your roommate if you can box with his/her shadow.

68. When you walk into the room, look at your roommate in disgust and yell, "Oh, you're here!" Walk away yelling and cursing.

69. Put up flyers around the building, reporting that your roommate is missing. Offer a reward for his/her safe return.

70. Buy a watermelon. Draw a face on it and give it a name. Ask your roommate if the watermelon can sleep in his/her bed. If your roommate says no, drop the watermelon out the window. Make it look like a suicide. Say nasty things about your roommate at the funeral.

71. Draw a chalk outline on the floor. When your roommate comes in, say, "Don't worry. It's not what you think." If he/she asks about it again, immediately change the subject.

72. Drink a cup of coffee every morning. When you finish it, gnaw on the mug for about ten minutes. Then, look at your roommate, immediately put the mug away, and quickly leave the room.

73. Paint a tunnel on the wall like they do in cartoons. Every day, hit your head as you attempt to crawl through it. Hold your head and grumble, "Damn road runner..."

74. Leave memos on your roommate's bed that say things like, "I know what you did," and "Don't think you can fool me." Sign them in blood.

75. Hold a raffle, offering your roommate as first prize. If he/she protests, tell him/her that it's all for charity.

76. Make cue cards for your roommate. Get them out whenever you'd like to have a conversation.

77. Talk like a pirate, all the time. Threaten to make your roommate walk the plank if he/she doesn't swab the deck. Arrrrrrrrrrrgh!

78. Set up about twenty plants in an organized formation. When your roommate walks in, pretend to be in the middle of delivering a speech to the plants. Whisper to them, "We'll continue this later," while eying your roommate suspiciously.

79. Buy a telescope. Sit on your bed and look across the room at your roommate through the telescope. When you're not using the telescope, act like your roommate is too far away for you to see.

80. Keep some worms in a shoe box. When doing homework, go and consult with the worms every so often. Then become angry, shouting at the worms that they're stupid and they don't know what they're talking about.

81. Watch "Psycho" every day for a month. Then act excited every time your roommate goes to take a shower.

82. Wear a paper hat. Every time your roommate walks in, say, "Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your... Oh, it's just you." Take off the hat, sit, and pout.

83. Go through your roommate's textbooks with a red pen, changing things and making random corrections. If your roommate protests, tell him/her that you just couldn't take it anymore.

84. Leave the room at random, knock on the door, and wait for your roommate to let you back in. If he/she asks about it, go on a tangent about the importance of good manners.

85. Hang a horseshoe above the door. Make up stories about having had good luck. Then, take the horseshoe down and wrap your head in bandages. When you see your roommate, look above the door where the horseshoe used to be, hold your head, and mutter, "Stupid horseshoe..."

86. Carve a jack-o-lantern. Complain to your roommate that the jack-o-lantern has been staring at you. The next day, tell your roommate that the jack-o-lantern thinks he/she has been staring at it. Confide in your roommate that you really don't like the jack-o-lantern, but you can't convince it to move out.

87. As soon as your roommate turns the light off at night, begin singing famous operas as loud as you can. When your roommate turns on the light, look around and pretend to be confused.

88. Hang a basketball net on the wall. Challenge your refrigerator to basketball games, and play them in front of your roommate. Do so for about a month. Confide in your roommate that you think the refrigerator has been taking steroids.

89. Drink lots of lemonade. Talk obnoxiously for hours about how much you love lemonade. Then, one day, paint your face yellow. From then on, complain about how much you hate lemonade.

90. Late at night, start conversations that begin with, "Remember the good old days, when we used to..." and make up stories involving you and your roommate.

91. Whenever your roommate sneezes, go and hide in the closet for about and hour. Look around nervously for the rest of the day.

92. Sit and stare at your roommate for hours. Bring others in to join you. Eat peanuts, throwing a few at your roommate. Then say, "Boy, these zoos just aren't what they used to be."

93. Tell your roommate that your toe hurts, and that means there's going to be an earthquake, soon. While your roommate is out, trash everything on his/her side of the room. When he/she returns, explain that the earthquake hit, but only on one side of the room.

94. Buy a gun. Clean it every day. One day, put a band-aid on your forehead, and refuse to discuss the gun ever again.

95. Buy a lobster. Pretend to play cards with it. Complain to your roommate that the lobster is making up his own rules.

96. Make pancakes every morning, but don't eat them. Draw faces on them, and toss them in the closet. Watch them for several hours each day. Complain to your roommate that your "pancake farm" isn't evolving into a self-sufficient community. Confide in your roommate that you think the king of the pancakes has been taking bribes.

97. While you are ironing, pretend to burn yourself. Start a garbage can fire in the middle of the room. Toss the iron inside. If your roommate objects, explain that you are just trying to get even.

98. Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the hall.

99. Create an army of animal crackers. Put them through basic training. Set up little checkpoints around the room. Tell your roommate that the camel spotted him/her in a restricted area and said not to do it again. Ask your roommate to apologize to the camel.

100.Put out a plate of cookies at night. Tell your roommate that they're for the Sandman. Take a bite out of one of the cookies while your roommate is asleep. The next morning, accuse your roommate of having bitten one of the cookies. If he/she tries to tell you the Sandman did it, insist that you know what the Sandman's teeth marks look like and that those are, in fact, not the Sandman's teeth marks. Grumble angrily and storm out of the room.

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan (It was one of those mini fans!)
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour. Example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off someones property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67.Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and then you got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper(at a school's Halloween party, it was fun)
94. Have used somebody else toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Let's see more not bold then bold, guess I'm smart!

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Eriizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Wolf
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Merie (pronounced MuhRe) Diamond
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Vieerharri
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink) Crimson Soda (mwahaha!)
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Remasas
8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first)): Merie Joseph
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Buddy
10.YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow): Efrin

1. YOU REAL NAME: Ashley
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Ashizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Dog
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Ellen Diamond
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Vieashar
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink) Orange Soda (what a coincidence XD)
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Silaee
8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first)): Merie Joseph
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Buddy
10.YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow): Asxhldeyh

How Could You?

When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask, "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub.

My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect.

We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day.

Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love.

She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy. Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate.

Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway. There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me.

These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf. Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family," but there was a time when I was your only family

I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said, "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar, as he screamed “No, Daddy Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life.

You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the two nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago and made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads and asked, "How could you?"

They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me.

When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days. As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured, "How could you?" Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said, "I'm so sorry."

She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her.

It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty.

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On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( Why would I?).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. ( I don't care! Stop bugging me!)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly the Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On Elmer's School Glue: "Do not dry clean." (...why would i!?)

On a Korean kitchen knife: "Warning: keep out of children." (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a cup of Dunkin Donuts Hot Chocolate: "Caution: This Beverage is Extremely Hot" (Well, that's why it's called HOT chocolate...)

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream what happens in the end

1. Vegeta

2. Trunks (Kid)

3. Future Trunks

4. Gohan (young adult)

5. Goku

6. Teen Gohan

7. 18

8. Videl

9. Goten

10. Bardock

11. Pan

12. Piccolo

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?

No, surprisingly, I haven't

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Umm, yes.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I don't think that is possible, but if it was, Gohan would be very confused because it is his mentor and his wife

Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah, if i think about it

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Are you trying to make me barf?

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Goku/Goten or Goku/Bardock, hey they are both father and son, but i don't like Yaoi

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

They are both guys and Trunks is too little, but she would walk out very quickly

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Future Trunks decides to go in his time machine, but this time back in time, to his Saiyan race, and he finds Goku's father, Bardock

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I don't think so, but there could be, and if there was, I'd hate it

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Bad Gone Good

Does anyone on your friend read about 3 three?

Of coarse!

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I think so

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?


If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I'm not good at song fics, but maybe This Kiss

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Violence and swearing occur

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Today lol

"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

Vegeta and 18 are in a happy relationship until Goten runs off with 18. Vegeta, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Pan and a brief unhappy affair with Piccolo,then follows the wise advice of Goku (now that's just wrong) and finds true love with Future Trunks.

What title would you give this fic?

Mixed Up

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

18 and Videl, I dont think so! That would never happen!

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''

"Ok" he said "I hope that I have enough."

I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much but He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, it mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. Have a heart.

This is this cat.

This is is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

This is seconds cat.

Now read every third word.

Fun things you can do in an elevator:

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, 'Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!'

2. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.

3. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

4. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

5. Shave.

6. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: 'Got enough air in there?'

7. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

8. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

9. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

10. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

11. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

12. Do Tai Chi exercises.

13. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: 'I've got new socks on!'

14. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, 'Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!'

15. Meow occasionally.

18. Frown and mutter 'gotta go, gotta go' then sigh and say 'oops!'

19. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

20. Sing 'Mary had a little lamb' while continually pushing buttons.

21. Holler 'Chutes away!' whenever the elevator descends.

22. Leave a box between the doors.

23. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

24. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers 'through' it.

25. Start a sing-along.

26. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask 'is that your beeper?'

27. Play the harmonica.

28. Say 'Ding!' at each floor.

29. Lean against the button panel.

30. Say 'I wonder what all these do' and push the red buttons.

31. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

32. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

33. Bring a chair along.

34. Blow spit bubbles.

35. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

36. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

37. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

38. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

39. Stare at your thumb and say 'I think it's getting larger.'

40. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler 'Bad touch!'

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

5 Truths of Life.

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3. The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

1. Kiba

2. Toboe

3. Hige

4. Cheza

5. Tsume

6. Blue

7. Darcia

8. Quent Yaiden

9. Jagara

10. Cher

1. 10 and 7 have been locked in a room. What are they doing?

Darcia would be trying to kill Cher.

2. What is the reason that you want to kill 5?

Because he's a mean person and he doesn't seem to care for anyone.

3. What's the worst thing that can happen to 1?

The worst thing that would happen to Kiba is... probably what happened in the end.

4. You and 2 team up in something. What is that something?

Fighting or training, I'm a big Toboe lover.

5. What does 4 like best about 6?

How am I supposed to know that?!

6. Who would 3 jump in the way of a bullet for?

Everybody except for Darcia and Jagara.

7. 8 and 9 get on TV. Why?

Because Jagara is killing Quent Yaiden, which I'd find hilarious.

8. What would be a great title for a humor story about 1 and 10?

Who the Heck is She?!

9. 2 gets trapped at the center of the earth. What does 4 and 9 do?

Cheza would try to save Toboe and Jagara hates both of them, so she'd stroll along, plotting to kill the both of them.

10. Everybody, including you, signs up for High School Musical. Who gets the couple parts?

Toboe and I and Hige and Blue. I strictly do not accept Kiba and Cheza.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Copy this on your profile!


Hair Color
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blondie - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75

Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $20
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8? to 7' -$175
[ ] 6'0? to 6'7? - $150
[ ] 5'5? to 5'11? - $75
[ ] 5'4? to 5'10? - $85
[x] Under 5'4 - $27

[ ] 50 to 56 -$175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 -$100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 -$25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[x] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215

[ ] I did like twice - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600

[ ] perfect vision $400
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[x] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13 - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450

Favorite Colors:
[x] Green-$750
[x] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x] Nope - $1000
[ ] some- $750

What I'm Worth: Woohoo! 'm worth 4,122! But I'm not "Over 9,000". I had to do that.


Hair Color
[ ] Brown - $100
[ ] Blondie - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[X] Other-$75

Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $20
[ ] Green - $75
[x] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8? to 7' -$175
[ ] 6'0? to 6'7? - $150
[ ] 5'5? to 5'11? - $75
[ ] 5'4? to 5'10? - $85
[x] Under 5'4 - $27

[ ] 50 to 56 -$175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 -$100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 -$25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215

[ ] I did like twice - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600

[ ] perfect vision $400
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[x] Glasses $50
[x] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13 - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450

Favorite Colors:
[ ] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[x] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[x] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[x] Other - $500

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x] Nope - $1000
[ ] some- $750

What I'm Worth: 4,347!! Haha! Take that sis!

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool…

Opening Credits:
Falling Down by Selena Gomez
Bow to me, peasent.

Waking Up:
Goku Battles by Bruce Falconer
Looks like I'll be having trouble getting out of bed

First Day At School:
Dark World Dungeon from Zelda Music
One Word: Fuck.

Falling In Love:
Triforce Chamber from Zelda Music
Is there a Triforce of Love? o.O

Fight Song:
Ganondorf Battle from Zelda Music
Heck yeah! I'll kick your ass, Ganon

Breaking Up:
Going Under by Evanescence
Sounds about right

Firework by Katy Parry
Funny how this is for the movie Prom...

Everybody's Fool
Story about people who think I am someone that I am really not... seems legit

Mental Breakdown:
Teenage Dream by Katy Perry
Why do I have this song on my iPod again?

Haunted by Evanescence
Mom, I knew that there was a ghost in this care!

Imaginary by Evanescence
Absolutely true. I live in my own quiet fantasy world and I want to keep it that way

New Religion by Black Veil Brides
So what religion does my husband have?

Birth of Child:
Somebody that I used to Know by Gotye (Featuring Kimbra)
Human kind can not gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange. In those days we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth. But the world isn't perfect and the law is incomplete. Equivalent exchange doesn't encompass everything that goes on here, but I still choose to believe in its principle. That all things do come at a price. That there's an ebb and a flow, a cycle that the pain we went through did have a reward and that anyone who's determined and perseveres will get something of value in return, even if it's not what they expected. I don't think of equivalent exchange as a law of the world anymore. I think of it as a promise, between my brother and me, a promise that someday we'll see each other again.

Final Battle:
Set the World on Fire
Uh oh

Death Scene:
The Legacy
I lived a legend :D

Funeral Song:
The Only One by Evanescence
Sounds like they miss me

End Credit:
Fallen Angels by Black Veil Brides
Cool .

Another iPod Game! iPod Shuffle :)

Put a shuffle playlist on and go through the songs one by one to answer the questions. Go ahead and copy and paste and do it in your own profile!

How am I feeling today?
SSJ3 Power Up by Bruce Falconer
I'm not feeling very powerful today though...

Will I get far in life?
We R Who We R by Ke$ha
I get to control my life I guess...

How do my friends see me?
It's My Life by Bon Jovi
Thank you! My friends don't control me!

Where will I get Married?
A Year Without Rain by Selena Gomez
In a desert? O.o

What is my best friend's theme song?
Raise Your Glass by P!nk
Julianna, a bad person?! She's a perfect angel though...

What is the story of my life?
Better then Revenge by Taylor Swift
I spend my life getting revenge...

What was high school like?
Bring Me To Life by Evanescence
So sounds like I had a bad high school experience

How am I going to get ahead in life?
We Weren't Born To Follow by Bon Jovi
I get to lead people to get ahead :)

What is the best thing about me?
Fireflies by Owl City
I'm curious... do I glow?

How is today going to be?
Round and Round by Selena Gomez
My day must be the same thing over and over and over again

What is in store for this weekend?
Undo It by Carrie Underwood
Apparently it's not gonna turn out good :/

What song describes my parents?
Long Live by Taylor Swift
Yay, they live long :)

My grandparents?
Live Like There's No Tomorrow by Bon Jovi
Live a good life grandies

How is my life going?
Haunted by Evanescence
Great, I'm being stalked.

What song will play at my funeral?
Fearless by Taylor Swift
I was fearless in my life :)

How does the world see me?
Mine by Taylor Swift
So I was the best person that's ever been the world's?

Will I have a happy life?
Hot 'N Cold by Katy Perry
Sounds back and forth if you ask me

What do my friends really think of me?
Rock God by Selena Gomez
Oh yes, I am a GOD

Do people secretly lust after me?
Whisper by Evanescence
Um, I think the song is saying they do...

How can I make myself happy?
Lose Yourself by Eminem
So I should pretty much go crazy

What should I do with my life?
Call Me When You're Sober by Evanescence
Wait for people to call me?

Will I ever have children?
Breathe by Taylor Swift
The title makes sense, but not the lyrics

What is some good advice for me?
Change by Taylor Swift
I need to change? Or should I keep trying?

What is my signature dancing song?
Long Live by Taylor Swift
This isn't really a dancing song

What do I think my current theme song is?
SSJ3 Power Up by Bruce Falconer
I am so strong!

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
You Give Love A Bad Name by Bon Jovi
So that's why he broke up with me... but he cheated, OMG that's why he cheated!

What type of men/women do you like?
Never Grow Up by Taylor Swift
I hate immature jerks :P

What to Do During an Exam

1. GET a copy of the exam, then run out screaming, "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. TALK the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking!" Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. BRING a GameBoy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. ON the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. RUN into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say, "They've found me, I have to leave the country!" and run off.

6. 15 MINUTES into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out, "Merry Christmas!" If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 minutes.

7. COME into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. COME down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. BRING things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. AS soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. EVERY 5 minutes stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, and continue with the exam.

12. TURN in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. GET the exam. 20 minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out, "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts. (ie. threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)

15. SHOW up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mummy).

16. COMMENT on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. COME to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. IF the exam is maths/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get Pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19.TRY to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. BRING some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. DURING the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22.PUKE into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. TAKE 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24.ACT spazzy.

25. WALK in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. DO the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. BRING a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. EVERY now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. FROM the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kai.

30. AFTER you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. IN the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. BRING cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment, "please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. STAND up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. FAKE a heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. WEAR a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting, "What? I'm on my way!!" Rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect.

36. TAILGATE outside the classroom before the exam.

37. IF your answers are on a scan tron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38.BRING a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.

39. COMPLETE the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. BRING one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. MAKE strange noises and get people to stare. Look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. DRESS like the professor.


44. USE invisible ink to answer the whole exam.

45. ORDER catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"


1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If you have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary friends that you ask their opinion of everything.

7. After you have your bath, wrap a bath towel around you and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask you what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."

8. Run into walls.

9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping or running into something. Look at the ground and whenever you see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"

10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as you can.

11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an hour and a half, grunting your ABC's.

12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.

13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.

14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.

15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)

17. When you shower or bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"

18. Snort loudly when you laugh and laugh harder.

19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"

20. Try to climb the wall.

21. Say everything backwards.

22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"

23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"

24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When you fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"

25. Try to swim in the floor.

26. Pretend to be a phone.

27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."

28. In a supermarket, point at everything you see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"

29. Switch the light button on and off for a few minutes then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"

30. Tap on their door all night.

31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and cross your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let you buy what you want to have.

32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"

33. Claim you have been abducted by aliens before and tell all their friends.

34. When they ask you to call someone, stay where you are and yell their name.

35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I love you Mommy/Daddy"

36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".

37. If they ever take you to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their desk chair.

38. Knock over every container of liquid you see "accidentally".

39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.

40. Bring home the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want you to see. Like a drop out or a goth or something. Tell them he/she's you new boyfriend/girlfriend.

41.Yell out mango everywhere you go

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left me is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If this is true in your relationship... or if you find it incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Translations: Japan - English (((not by me!)))

Jobun = Foreword
Shô = Chapter

Ichi = One
Ni = Two
San = Three
Shi / Yon = Four
Go = Five
Roku = Six
Shichi / Nana = Seven
Hachi = Eight
Kyuu = Nine
Juu = Ten
JuuIchi = Eleven
JuuNi = Twelve
JuuSan = Thirteen
JuuShi = Fourteen
JuuGo = Fifteen
JuuRoku = Sixteen
JuuShichi = Seventeen
JuuHachi = Eighteen
JuuKyuu = Nineteen
NiJuu = Twenty

Haru = Spring
Natsu = Summer
Aki = Fall
Fuyu = Winter

Sayonara = Goodbye
Ohayo gozaimasu = Good morning
Konnichi wa = Good afternoon
Konban wa = Good everning
Oyasumi nasai = Good night
Merii kurisumasu = Happy Christmas
Akemashite omedeto gozaimasu = Happy New Year

Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone)

Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God
Oh Kami = Oh God

Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart...

Koibito / Amate = Lover

Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear'

Koi = Love

Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart

Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan)

Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man'

Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom

Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto)

Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura)

Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke)

Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi)

Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man'

Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag'

Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle

Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin

Ossan = Old man / Mister

Onna = Woman

Gaki = Brat

Oni= Devil

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.


FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

On December 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My name is Ofelia Heras. I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this onto your profile or I will visit you tonight.

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

A guy wrote this... why do boys fall in love with girls?

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" - even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. i think every girl is guilty of this :)

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls? " After you send it, make a wish and it will come true...

CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct)

Don't look ahead and be truthful, or else it won't work!!!!

On a blank sheet of paper, write numbers 1 through 11 in a column on the left.

Next to the numbers 1 & 2, write down any two numbers you want.

Next to the numbers 3 & 7, write down the names of two members of the opposite gender. CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT.

Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) next to 4, 5, & 6.


Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10, & 11.

Finally, MAKE A WISH!



The Key!

- The number of people that like you is found in number 2.
- The person in number 3 is the one you love.
- The person you like but your relationship cannot work is in number 7
- You care most about the person you put in number 4.
- The person you named in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
- The person you named in 6 is your lucky star.
- The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
- The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
- The 10th number is the song that tells you most about your mind.
- 11 is the song telling how you feel about life.
- Number 1 is your lucky number.

Repost this within an hour of reading this, and if you do, your wish will come true. Repost this with CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct)
good luck :)

Harry Potter!

[X] You’ve never done illegal drugs.
[X] You have a lot of friends.
[ ] You get along with everyone.
[ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months.
[X] You love soccer.
[ ] You love baseball.
[X] You’re into writing and art.
[ ] Favourite music genre is pop rock.
[ ] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory.
[X] One of your favourite colours is red or gold.
[X] Good grades at school.
[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie.
[X] You plan on going to college/university.


[ ] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[X] You laugh a lot.
[ ] You like to follow trends.
[X] Politics suck.
[X] You love to swim.
[ ] Water polo is awesome.
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] Black is morbid & depressing.
[X] You’re an optimist.
[ ] You’re completely straight edged.
[ ] You’re very emotional.
[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre.
[ ] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
[ ] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.


[ ] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[X] You love to read.
[ ] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[ ] Sports suck.
[ ] You’re shy.
[ ] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
[ ] Hate is completely unneeded.
[ ] Indie is your favourite genre of music.
[X] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[X] Lying is sometimes okay.
[X] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] Serious is better than funny.


[X] There’s at least one person you hate.
[ ] Basketball is a good sport.
[ ] Football is amazing.
[X] Black is a cool color.
[ ] You’ve lied about something serious.
[ ] You’re a very deep person.
[ ] You have considered suicide.
[X] Very loyal.
[X] You like metal.
[ ] They make school seem more important than it is.
[X] You’re scared to grow up.
[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
[ ] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[ ] You have trust issues.
[X] Guilty until proven innocent.



You know you're Addicted to Anime if...

You've been bitten by your pets for trying to put them in a poke ball

You're convinced that you can dodge an on-coming car by simply leaping in the air and landing on a lamp post

You think that falling flat on your back with your legs in the air is a normal reaction to big news

You refure to your car as your machina

Performing a cannonball dive into the pool at the apartment or hotel you yell out loud "SPIRIT BOMB ATTACK"

You dont respond to the name on your birth certificate anymore and insist on being called an anime name.

You go to a zoo with pandas and wait for them to make signs and you start speaking random japanese.

You've tried to start an anime conversation with a parent(s), forgetting that neither do the care about or understand anime.

You tuned into CNN's coverage of the war on terrorism and the war on Iraq hoping to catch a glimps of machinas in action.

You think there should be music playing in the backround all the time.

You believe it is possible for a person to be severly beaten in the head with a large hammer, stick, etc...and still come out alive

You name your pets after anime characters and then you tell people that you have him/her sleeping in bed with you every night.

You yell out 'Baka hanyou Inu-Yasha!' at your birthday party and everyone (except your parents) knows you're talking to your cat.

You go to school wearing your cosplay schoolgirl outfit and everyone accuses you of betraying them to the neighboring town for wearing their school colors, so you whip out your manga and stuff it in their faces.

If you and your anime watching friends can't have a conversation without a)mentioning some kind of plot or scene from an anime or b)impersonating your favorite characters or seiyuus.

Each time you see a stray animal, you turn your hat sideways and throw one of those plastic Pokeballs Burger King was giving out in their kids' meals yelling, "POKEBALL, GO!"

You've ever called someone a baka or a hentai before realizing that they don't know any Japanese.

When you and an anime friend can speak using only quotes from anime in random order (so that no one else knows what u r saying) and still understand each other.

You can sing songs from your favorite shows,in japanese, even though you dont speek japanese...

You use random Japanese words such as baka, kawaii, hentai, etc.

You use an anime character's name as a pen name/forum name/alias/nick in any forum or chat room you entered into. :D

You jump down every well you see, whether its a dry well or not, hoping to travel through time.

You have to wait till next week to find out what happens to your relationship

You run around "Naru Punching" guys, and then get pist when they dont go flying over 5 building roof tops.

You imagine having a prodigy in your high school class.

All your dreams are anime related in some way or another

You make anime noise. like toocki pbbrrwee


You own a cell phone.
You own something from Abercrombie.
You own something from Pac sun. /pac sun is a prep store... AWK.
You own something from Hollister.
You own something from American eagle.
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player. (About everyone owns one)
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house.

Total: 6


Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal. OH YEAH!
You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 5


You can skateboard.
You’ve worn plaid.
You like Converse.
You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 5


You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts.
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band (Don't count school band)
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 8. I take pride in us nerds :)


You watch/watched the Super bowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies/awards.
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment.
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number.

Total: 3


You like loud music.
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band Panic! At the disco.
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance.
Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 6

Name one anime: Wolf's Rain

Name one character: Kiba

Name one way of torturing that character: Have Cheza die and Paradise destoryed! Oh wait, that already happened.

What did you go to bed thinking about last night?: Toby... Did I just say that outloud? There's nothing wrong with liking a character from Harvest Moon :P

When was the last time you laughed a lot? Today.

Do you like the movie Balto?: Yeah, I liked it more when I was little

Any drama in your life?: Nope

Has anyone seen you in your underwear?: Nope, that's justbweird

When was the last time you had a real smile on your face?: I dont keep track of my smiles

Do you have any close friends of the opposite sex?: Not really

What do you think about hippos?: Hippos are hippos

Your thoughts on Mohawks?: Bleck

Do you have a crazy side?: WHAT CRAZY SIDE!!?? *eye twitch*

Do you have unlimited texting?: Yep

When was the last time you were in a Wal-Mart?: Screw Walmart. It's TARGET.

What color is the closest doorknob?: Gold

Currently listening to anything? Yep

Have you ever sat on a rooftop and just stared at the stars?: Nope

Who's on your mind right now?: Toby... what? Nothing wrong with liking Toby...

Have you been on the computer so long that your butt's numb? I've been on my laptop for numerous hours but my butts never hurt

You get to be an animal for the day, Which animal do you choose to be?: A super kick-ass wolf!

What was the last drink you had?: Sprite. Or Sierra Mist. Whatever you wanna call it.

What's plugged into the nearest outlet?: The TV

Do you get really sick during the winter?: Nope

Do you need to clean your room?: Currentely my rooms getting painted and a hardwood floor in, so it's clean because there's nothing in it besides people. If that werent going on, that be a yes :)

What was the last thing you said you'd do, but didn't?:

How many CD's do you own?: One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Six... Ok, to many to count! Some of them I dont listen to

Favorite hair color on the opposite sex?: Whatever Toby's hair color is...

Are you constantly texting?: Not really

What's the closest pink object to you?: The retarded shirt I;m wearing. Only wearing it beacause I was painting earliar.

Do you recycle?: Yeah sure

Are you currently awaiting a phone call/text/email?: Yep

What was the last gift you received?: A wii game :)

Are you hungry?: Just at dinner. But I am still a bit hungry

Have you ever had a mouse in your house?: Yes, like, once

Are you dating anyone currently? Nope

Do you like the person you are becoming? Yep :)

What song is stuck in your head? Never Grow Up by Taylor Swift

Someone knocks on your window at 2am, who do you want it to be? Toby :)

Are your eyes the same color as your mom's or dad's? Same as moms. Brown :)

Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? Yeah

What makes you laugh? My friends. My sister. Not my parents.

What did you do today? I. Was. Lazy. I feel like I've accomplished so much :)

Do you think too much or too little? Way to much! I look at one thing and next I have another idea for my story.

Where's the shirt from that you're wearing? I dont know.

Are there things you can't live without? Laptops, Wiis, DS es, Fave music, etc

Are you a morning person or a night person? Night I guess. I'm kinda both.

Have you ridden in someone else's car today? Yep. Like, my parents car

Are you a cuddler? Idk

Who did you last go out to eat with? Um, idk.

What did you eat for lunch today? A casidea.

Do you know anyone that is currently locked up? What type of question is that?

Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Dont eat tomatos

When is the last time you took a nap? A few days ago

Have you kissed anyone in the last month? Nope

Tears are falling down your face, what's the reason? Toby probably died. Or someone destroyed all my art. Or my video games.

When someone calls you in the middle of the night, do you remember the conversation? I never get a call at midnight

Is it easy for someone to make you smile? Yeah

What are you doing tomorrow? Probably going to be lazy

When did you last receive some money? Um, a while ago. I was supposed to get payed for babysitting this annoying kid. I didnt though.

Meet anyone new this year? Yeah

How many hours did you sleep for last night? Idk, 9 or 8 1/2

Name someone you know whose name begins with a C? Caleb (ew!)

Have you recently been pressured to do something? Nope

Ever kissed someone whose name started with an A,B,G,H,L,M,S,Z? Nope

Do you miss anything or anyone? Toby!

Do you ever wish your close friends would just die? What kid of question is this! NO!!!

Hows life? The life type of life...

Ways You are Like Toph: (bold the ones you are!)

1. You punch or whack people when they act stupid.

2. You love fights and laugh when people get hurt, but you're not sadistic. A lot.

3. You're tough!

4. You always point out people's flaws or mistakes.

5. You have a crush on a guy who doesn't know you like him, but you hide it by making fun of him.

6. You are NOT a girly-girl!

7. You like to walk barefoot. You HATE wearing shoes.

8. You're sarcastic a lot.

9. You pick your nose, pick your toes, burp, and spit.

10. You hate flying. Especially on ten-ton flying bisons.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one"…(I’m a girl)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player….(I’m a girl and straight)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. (What does this even mean??)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.

Number your twelve favorite Fruits Basket characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:

1. Yuki Sohma
2. Tohru Honda
3. Shigure Sohma
4. Kyo Sohma
5. Momiji Sohma
6. Hatori Sohma
7. Hatsuharu Sohma
8. Kagura Sohma
9. Ayame Sohma
10. Hiro Sohma
11. Ritsu Sohma
12. Kisa Sohma

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?

No, I just think that would be kind of weird, Ritsu being a cross dresser and all..

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?


3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

My jaw would be hanging and a WTF expression on my face

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?


5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Ew, no. Hatori's way to old for Tohru (not that he's old hehe..)

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Pukes* Sorry, I don't support gay couples

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I think he would instantly go to Black Haru

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Eh, um, ah, uh, eh, I don't know -_-

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I'm sure there is, but I wouldn't support it

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

To Hear a Voice

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

De-flower? More like kill

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?

I don't know o.O

13. Does anyone on your friends list, write, or draw Eleven?

I don't think so

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No, but i can see someone writing about that

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

WHO CARES!? (Talk about passion, this would be so much easier if it as Ayame)

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Do you feel Hurt by MXPX (never heard to song, just looked it up)

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be

Warning: This story is about incredibly calm and partially boring people. Do not read, boring.

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Any pick-up line, Tohru would be speechless

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?


20. How emo is Seven?

Actually, he's pretty emo if you think about it

Odd Elemental Test!


xYou have a short temper.

You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

xYou are very competitive.

You like to play with fire.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

xYou prefer warm weather over cold weather.

You often lose control over yourself.

xYou can be quite reckless. You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

xPeople have often called you insane.

Total: 4


You have a calm, laid-back personality.

You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry. When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

xYou think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights.

xYou are a good swimmer.

xYou like the rain.

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.

Total: 3


xYou are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature. You don't mind getting dirty.

xYou form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild.

xYou care about the environment.

xYou can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

xYou rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 5


You have a free spirit.

xYou hate rules.

xYou prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

xYou hate to be restrained.

xYou are very independent and outgoing.

xYou are quite intelligent.

xYou tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

xYou can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

xYou wish you could fly.

Total: 8


You spend most of your time alone.

You prefer nighttime over daytime.

You like creepy things.

xYou like to play tricks on people.

xBlack is your favorite color. (well, one of)

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc.

You don't talk much.

You are atheist.

You don't mind watching scary movies.

You love to break the rules.

Total: 2


You are very polite.

xYou are spiritual.

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear.

xYou are afraid of the dark.

You hate violence.

xYou hope for world peace.

xYou are generally a happy person.

xEveryone loves to be around you.

xYou always follow the rules.

total: 6

Air is epic, right? :P I think most people can relate to Air

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Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Haytham K., Ziio - Complete
Taking Chances by zeldax reviews
16 year old Zelda Harkinian has just moved to a new school, while her parents live very far away, she has to go boarding, she meets new friends and meets a guy named link. Zelda doesn't seem to like link very much since he is arrogant and mean, but could there be a reason behind all of this?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,286 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
One Sided by VIKAN reviews
He found her by the frozen lake, calling for a boy who's name was Jack, a boy who was not him. Angst.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,869 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Jack Frost, Jack's sister - Complete
Unbreakable by eight 0f hearts reviews
"Arthur hit Merlin." - Morgana's latest plot against Camelot will test Arthur and Merlin's friendship to the limit. Enchanted!Arthur, brotherliness, vaguely whumpish. - COMPLETE -
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,365 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Finally by Kibasgirltsumi reviews
Set after Skyward Sword. Link and Zelda now must decide what their relationship is, and what remains of their destinies to fulfill. But even though Demise is sealed, darkness still thrives, and Link may not be strong enough to defeat it on his own.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 183,278 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Dead Race by HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR reviews
"Don't be silly. All the Saiyans were wiped out long ago! Now they're no more real than the monsters under your bed." Videl and her crew of misfit humans, discover a conspiracy out in space. There are still Saiyans left? What has Freeza been hiding? AU
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,835 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Videl, Gohan - Complete
To the Victors Go the Spoils by HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR reviews
And to the losers go the shackles. Trunks and Goten have been enslaved on Planet Vegeta, working for the very people who conquered their planet. Still there are strangers with familiar faces. Princes and low class warriors. Who are they? AU Fic.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,404 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Trunks, Goten - Complete
Ten Times I Knew I Loved You by Life Is A Highway66 reviews
After a lifetime together and one question that was never answered, Link finds the courage to tell Zelda the truth... Story is better than summary, promise! LINKxZELDA
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
How the Zelda Villains Stole Christmas by The Hero's Shadow reviews
...or tried to at least :'
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
Dragon Quest Z by ShadowMajin reviews
AU. One kingdom. Four houses. One lad that must rescue a not-so-distressing damsel while everything around him goes wrong. And that's just a typical day.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 153,665 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
Back to Hell by WildVegeta reviews
We all know Vegeta sacrificed himslef to save the Earth when he was fighting Buu. But what if he wasn't sent back to Earth? What if he was sent to Hell? What if he was forced to live with Frieza, Zarbon, Dodoria... His father again?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,579 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Vegeta - Complete
Changing History by Destiny's Light reviews
AU. Bardock goes after his son Kakarot rather then warning the saiyans of their destruction. On hiatus
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,587 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 10/22/2003 - Bardock
Writer's Block and Complaints by Witchy Pixie reviews
Christopher Paolini is paid some visits.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,121 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Complete
Dreaming By A Secret by Liza Taylor reviews
Bo is a young carpenter wanting to follow his dreams. There is one problem. Bo is actually a she! Forced to dress up as a boy to train under Dale she is trying to make her dreams come true. However with romance in the air will she keep the secret?COMPLETE
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 48,418 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Bo - Complete
Tears of an Oracle by Riverstyxx reviews
The death of Malefor should have begun a new age of peace. Three search parties, including Spyro and Cynder, are sent out to uncover any dragon populations that remain in hiding. All seems well, until one of the search parties fails to return...
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 214,234 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - [Spyro, Cynder] [Ember, Flame] - Complete
Expansion by Alabaster86 reviews
While dealing with normal family issues and expecting their next child, Mai and Zuko uncover a traitorous plot, one that threatens not only Zuko but his family as well. Follows 'Mai' and 'Two No More'.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 155,630 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Two No More by Alabaster86 reviews
Mai and Zuko are expecting their first child.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,541 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
Battle Stain by ShadowMajin reviews
With a parasitic force attempting to conquer the universe, a group of battle harden warriors fight for their lost world.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,981 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
Survival of the Lamest by ShadowMajin reviews
OSH is making a field trip to the 439 mountain area. Will the students survive or will the Sons kill them in the process?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,431 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
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Behind the Mask reviews
Relationships can be of happiness and hope, but they can also be filled with secrets and lies. And in those lies is a mask that hides the darkest secret of all, one that is closed from all eyes of others. In the eyes are a black, dark soul that have lost to its own war. Eventually you must admit to the defeat of your own demons. JokerxReika. May be a bit of gore. UPDATE NOW UP!
Pretty Cure - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Joker, Reika A.
The Sins of Virtues reviews
A tale speaks of the seven deadly sins and virtues. Legend tells that the virtues must kill the sins before they bring peril to the world. A strange and unknown force has brought a select few of the Zelda worlds together. It must be saved before Hyrule comes to its fall from the sins. Spoilers for SS, TP, FS, ST, PH, and WW. Rating may go up. Non yaoi, no Char x OC
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Ghirahim, Link
Leaving Waffle Island reviews
When Erin is told that her taxes must be payed and she doesn't have the money, she has to come up with something. But when Toby offers to help, is she saved or will she leave?
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Toby, Angela/Akari
Start of Indignation: Cool Snow reviews
"How am I even able to keep walking like this even though I know that?" Kiba knows this was not dream. But when he wakes to find himself in bed next to his friends, he will wonder. Did he really see everything that happened, or was it all fake? Non yaoi, Hitus
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Kiba, Toboe
Bathe in Blood reviews
"They're monsters. That's the only way i know how to describe them. They enjoy seeing millions of people die. Their creator is none other then, Dr. Gero." Mirai Timeline, Non-Yaoi.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,418 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Gohan, Trunks
The Dark Fate reviews
AU. Bardock has escaped the wrath of Planet Vegeta, and found his son Kakarot. Assembling, villains will rise, choices made, and fighting for loved ones. On the way, mysterys will be revealed, and choices made that some may regret forever...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Bardock, Goku
Things DBZ people would never say reviews
How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1, but it takes 4 episodes. You thought I was going to say Over 9,000, didn't you?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010
Zuko Gone Crazy reviews
Zuko just can't take it anymore. He is going crazy about stupid little things. Being the firelord sounded good a while ago but nope! Hitus
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Zuko
Trunks Speaks, Remember the Past reviews
Memory come and go, but we must remember some. And how some felt when memories take place in this world.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - M. Trunks
Fight for Life reviews
Chapter 2: As Vegeta was auditing the room a sharp, piercing pain hit his side, causing a bone-crunching sound echoing inside the room. Hitus
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Vegeta, Frieza
The Legend of Spyro: The Final Days reviews
This is Col.Duncans story not mine. They don't have an account so I am putting this on my account. Duncan and his 4 friends get sucked into the Spyro world and it's 2 days before Christmas. What will happen when they get there?
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Spyro
A New Lamest reviews
Sequel to Return of the Lamest. Sharpner is trying to win over Videl. Meanwhile there is a world tournament going on and Videl is forcing Gohan to enter. Hitus
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Gohan, Videl
Goku the Tutor reviews
When Gohan needs help with his homework, Goku tries to help. Oh boy, what will he do?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Gohan, Goku
When Two Worlds Collide reviews
What happens when the avatar characters are in our world? This does! Spoilers for series finale inside, so BEWARE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010
The Legend of Spyro: Tree of Dreams reviews
When Cynder as a dream about a tree she goes looking for it. It talks to her in her sleep it's just not right. Have they discovered another purple dragon?
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Cynder
The Legend Of Spyro: Darkness Rises reviews
A new threat challenges Spyro and his family. Nightmare wants to take over the world, not destroy it like Malifor. Butterfly, Spyro's daughter has friends that help her on her journey. What will happen as the world is close to destruction again?
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Spyro
The Legend Of Spyro: A Happy Life reviews
Spyro and Cynder are getting married! When they get married Spyro has a strange dream. What will it result in?
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - [Spyro, Cynder] - Complete
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