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![]() Author has written 12 stories for Artemis Fowl, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Beauty and the Beast, Romeo and Juliet, and Star Trek: 2009. Hello my peoples! If you wanted to know more about me, then SHAME ON YOU!! NO INFORMATION GIVEN OUT!! *does weird finger-rubbing shame thing* All you need to know is... I am a girl. I live in Illinois. I write stories that you read. End of personal information. But maybe you shall be deemed worthy to know more... So, the first thing you should know about me is that I'm insane. As in, if I acted how I did around my sister near a psychiatrist, I would be tested for drugs. Or pregnancy. Or anything they can think of. Secondly, I have obsessions. Like Hetalia, Harry Potter, um... Fullmetal Alchemist, Doctor Who, my own insanity, Cheez-its, cookies, chocolate, Greek Mythology, um... cheese in general, TV Tropes, not doing homework, spazzing, not doing drugs, acting, singing, Beauty and the Beast, um... and other things I'll think of later. Thirdily, I'm not sane. It was the first point too, but it's a REALLY important one. Like, if you don't know that, I will appear to be a terrible writer. Oh, and I'm definitely a madman with a box. And Fourthly, I need to find a way to watch Doctor Who Season Six. Like, NOW. If you hook me up with a free way to do so, I will grant you a fic of anything. Any pairing, any situation. As long as I get to tone it down from an M rating. ANYTHING! As long as I know of the fandom, because I will have no time to do anything else, what with my watching season six. Oh, and if I get a virus because of it, I will shoot you. I will find your house and shoot you in person. I have enough bugs already, dammit! Which brings me to the point of this rant: my story. LET THEM BEGIN! I OWN NOTHING AND NOBODY!! (Except for story plots, and my OCs!) NO YAOI OR YURI ACCEPTED IN MY FICS!! DON'T LOOK FOR IT!!! Said fics are (currently) as follows: Life Makes No Sense: After the battle under Central during the solar eclipse, Winry's life goes back to normal. Almost. Edward and Alphonse are gone, bodies crushed under rubble. When she is invited to go to an elite school in Central, she jumps at the chance. So many pairings! Edwin, Royai, LingFan, AluMei, and probably some Havoc/Solaris... Concieved pre-104. Beginning of the End: Currently on hiatus. Artemis Fowl meets a strange girl on a jet. The two are kidnapped by fairies. Artemis is really confused. How will they get out of this? And just how much does she know? I think it's better than the summary, but you be the judge! Truth or Dare: A ten-year-old FMA fangirl finds herself in Lior on the day of Ed & Al's attempt at bringing back their mom. With chapters 1-104 of the manga. And the power to control Truth. See where I'm going? Will she be able to change what is supposed to happen in the manga? What do you think! This is a fanfic! Of course she will! The real question is, will everyone survive the attempt... Al/OC, Edwin, Royai, LingFan, and more that I'll remember later... Who Knew: A young woman mulls over broken promises made by the man who left her behind. Songfic to Pink's Who Knew Here go the thingies that are posted by others and copied by me, cuz I is soopersticious and WeIrD! Remember When... Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky. They were amazingly beautiful, but the only thing I could think of was: What the hell did I do to my ceiling? Hate: A special kind of love we give to people who suck. Stress: The body's punishment for overriding the desire to strangle some jerk who deserved it. A good friend picks you up when you fall down. A best friend picks you up, then trips you again. I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing! My best friend is the type of person who'll spend hours trying to drown a fish, but I love her to death anyway. I'm the type of person who walks into a door and apologizes. If you've ever threatened a computer repost this. Procrastinators unite! ... tomorrow! A good friend finds your prince charming. A best friend finds him, kidnaps him, and brings him to you. I was uncool before being uncool was cool. Can I get caller ID for the voices in my head? Chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock! I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! "Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies." Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. I know it's going to be a bad day when I fall out of bed and miss the floor. The shinbone: A device used for finding furniture in a dark room. Sometimes I wonder "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" then it hits me. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. My heart? Yeah, it's not a playground. If you've ever done or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends, but made your peers look at you strangely, copy this onto your profile. If you think being unique is more important than being cool, repost this. If you've ever tripped on air repost this When it rains on my parade, I bust out the Slip'n'Slide! The good news: I was right. The better news: You were wrong. For me, Crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you are Crazy, copy this onto your profile. If Fanfiction is to you what Myspace is to other people, copy this onto your profile If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this onto your profile Some say the glass is half full, others say it's half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water! There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't. If you think the CoCo Puffs bird should go to rehab repost this There's always a light at the end of the tunnel... of course, it's usually the oncoming train My mind works like lightning, one flash and then it's gone. Hate is easy. Love takes courage. If you met my family, you'd understand Some people are like slinkies, they're good for nothing, but they sure make you laugh when you push 'em down a flight of stairs. A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice. My life is a song. A bad one, but it's still a song. Life is like an avocado. Why? I have no idea. Somebody turn on some music so we can dance like we're drunk and sing like we're on crack. They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well I think the guns have to have something to do with it, because if you just stood there and said BANG I don't think you'd kill too many people. Slinky + Escalator = endless fun Racism is also wrong! Don't be a racist! If you've ever crashed into a wall when you were not sugar-high, repost this Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was blamed. The only sane people are the ones willing to admit they're crazy I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming like the passengers in his car. If you know your best friend is for life without a doubt, copy this onto your profile. I ran with scissors and lived! One of the saddest things in the world is loving someone who used to love you. The sweet, poor, shy girl in the movies always gets the guy. In real life, it's usually the sweet, rich, popular girl. Post this if you've ever felt like the sweet girl left behind! Girl: Talk To Her! Oh, I wish it would be that easy... If you find that (above conversation) sweet and touching copy and paste it to your profile 1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle 1-WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Her Diamonds- Rob Thomas KindaNotReally. 2- WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Forever and Always- Taylor Swift No clue what that means. 3- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Dear John- Taylor Swift Hows about no? 4-WHAT IS 2+2? Ur So Gay- Katy Perry Um, if that's the situation, I don't think I'd be singing... 5- WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Those Were The Good Old Days- Damn Yankees Cast Well, my OLD best friend... 6-WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? The Harold Song- Ke$ha Wowzers... this is actually the song I would have picked for this... 7-WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Not Like The Movies- Katy Perry Again! Wowzers! 8-WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? It's All Your Fault- P!nk And the streak of cool accuracy stops at two. 9-WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Belle (Reprise)- Beauty and the Beast Cast Hmm... 10-WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? A Man Doesn't Know (Reprise)- Damn Yankees Cast Dang! I wish! 11-WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Party At A Rich Dude's House- Ke$ha I hope not! My parents would be mortified! Hold on- make a playlist! 12- WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Breathe (2 AM)- Anna Nalick Sad. Fitting. WTF. 13-WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? When I'm 64- The Beatles …? 14- WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Move It Like This- The Baha Men I would be mortified if they found this on my playlist... 15- WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Gaston- Beauty and the Beast Cast ROFLMAO 16- WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Please Don't Leave Me- P!nk Hmm... Pretty good guess. 17- HOW WILL YOU DIE? Boots and Boys- Ke$ha Yeah... If it was what I originally heard, Booze and Boys, it would make sense. 18- WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? Thinking of You- Katy Perry Umm... 19- WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Circle the Drain- Katy Perry The mental image of a liquid person going down a drain is amusing, but not what the song is about. 20- WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Be Our Guest- Beauty and the Beast Cast *sniffle* So many memories... 21-WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? Maison Des Lunes- Beauty and the Beast Cast Not sure what that means... Guessing it's a no. 22- WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Haunted- Taylor Swift Ghosts, maybe. 23-DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? If I Can't Love Her (Reprise)- Beauty and the Beast Cast Guess so :) 24- IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? If I Can't Love Her- Beauty and the Beast Cast WTF? 25- WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Sober- P!nk Damn! Why aren't I drunk now! 26-WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Need You Now- Lady Antebellum Need you to stop dallying and read my stories! ;P |