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Joined 10-12-09, id: 2112874, Profile Updated: 06-17-11
Author has written 12 stories for Artemis Fowl, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Beauty and the Beast, Romeo and Juliet, and Star Trek: 2009.

Hello my peoples! If you wanted to know more about me, then SHAME ON YOU!! NO INFORMATION GIVEN OUT!! *does weird finger-rubbing shame thing* All you need to know is... I am a girl. I live in Illinois. I write stories that you read. End of personal information. But maybe you shall be deemed worthy to know more...

So, the first thing you should know about me is that I'm insane. As in, if I acted how I did around my sister near a psychiatrist, I would be tested for drugs. Or pregnancy. Or anything they can think of. Secondly, I have obsessions. Like Hetalia, Harry Potter, um... Fullmetal Alchemist, Doctor Who, my own insanity, Cheez-its, cookies, chocolate, Greek Mythology, um... cheese in general, TV Tropes, not doing homework, spazzing, not doing drugs, acting, singing, Beauty and the Beast, um... and other things I'll think of later. Thirdily, I'm not sane. It was the first point too, but it's a REALLY important one. Like, if you don't know that, I will appear to be a terrible writer. Oh, and I'm definitely a madman with a box. And Fourthly, I need to find a way to watch Doctor Who Season Six. Like, NOW. If you hook me up with a free way to do so, I will grant you a fic of anything. Any pairing, any situation. As long as I get to tone it down from an M rating. ANYTHING! As long as I know of the fandom, because I will have no time to do anything else, what with my watching season six. Oh, and if I get a virus because of it, I will shoot you. I will find your house and shoot you in person. I have enough bugs already, dammit!

Which brings me to the point of this rant: my story. LET THEM BEGIN!

I OWN NOTHING AND NOBODY!! (Except for story plots, and my OCs!)

NO YAOI OR YURI ACCEPTED IN MY FICS!! DON'T LOOK FOR IT!!! Said fics are (currently) as follows:

Life Makes No Sense: After the battle under Central during the solar eclipse, Winry's life goes back to normal. Almost. Edward and Alphonse are gone, bodies crushed under rubble. When she is invited to go to an elite school in Central, she jumps at the chance. So many pairings! Edwin, Royai, LingFan, AluMei, and probably some Havoc/Solaris... Concieved pre-104.

Beginning of the End: Currently on hiatus. Artemis Fowl meets a strange girl on a jet. The two are kidnapped by fairies. Artemis is really confused. How will they get out of this? And just how much does she know? I think it's better than the summary, but you be the judge!

Truth or Dare: A ten-year-old FMA fangirl finds herself in Lior on the day of Ed & Al's attempt at bringing back their mom. With chapters 1-104 of the manga. And the power to control Truth. See where I'm going? Will she be able to change what is supposed to happen in the manga? What do you think! This is a fanfic! Of course she will! The real question is, will everyone survive the attempt... Al/OC, Edwin, Royai, LingFan, and more that I'll remember later...

Who Knew: A young woman mulls over broken promises made by the man who left her behind. Songfic to Pink's Who Knew

Here go the thingies that are posted by others and copied by me, cuz I is soopersticious and WeIrD!

Remember When...
Getting HIGH meant swinging on the playground?
The worst thing you could get from boys was COOTIES?
MOM was your hero
And DAD was the boy you were going to marry?
When your WORST enemies were your siblings?
And RACE issues were about who ran faster?
When WAR was a card game?
And LIFE was simple and carefree?
Remember when all you wanted to do was GROW UP?
Put this on your profile if you're still five on the inside

Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky. They were amazingly beautiful, but the only thing I could think of was: What the hell did I do to my ceiling?

Hate: A special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Stress: The body's punishment for overriding the desire to strangle some jerk who deserved it.

A good friend picks you up when you fall down. A best friend picks you up, then trips you again.

I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing!

My best friend is the type of person who'll spend hours trying to drown a fish, but I love her to death anyway.

I'm the type of person who walks into a door and apologizes.

If you've ever threatened a computer repost this.

Procrastinators unite! ... tomorrow!

A good friend finds your prince charming. A best friend finds him, kidnaps him, and brings him to you.

I was uncool before being uncool was cool.

Can I get caller ID for the voices in my head?

Chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies." Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I know it's going to be a bad day when I fall out of bed and miss the floor.

The shinbone: A device used for finding furniture in a dark room.

Sometimes I wonder "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" then it hits me.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

My heart? Yeah, it's not a playground.

If you've ever done or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends, but made your peers look at you strangely, copy this onto your profile.

If you think being unique is more important than being cool, repost this.

If you've ever tripped on air repost this

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the Slip'n'Slide!

The good news: I was right. The better news: You were wrong.

For me, Crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you are Crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you what Myspace is to other people, copy this onto your profile

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this onto your profile

Some say the glass is half full, others say it's half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

If you think the CoCo Puffs bird should go to rehab repost this

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel... of course, it's usually the oncoming train

My mind works like lightning, one flash and then it's gone.

Hate is easy. Love takes courage.

If you met my family, you'd understand

Some people are like slinkies, they're good for nothing, but they sure make you laugh when you push 'em down a flight of stairs.

A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

My life is a song. A bad one, but it's still a song.

Life is like an avocado. Why? I have no idea.

Somebody turn on some music so we can dance like we're drunk and sing like we're on crack.

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well I think the guns have to have something to do with it, because if you just stood there and said BANG I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Slinky + Escalator = endless fun

Racism is also wrong! Don't be a racist!

If you've ever crashed into a wall when you were not sugar-high, repost this

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was blamed.

The only sane people are the ones willing to admit they're crazy

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming like the passengers in his car.

If you know your best friend is for life without a doubt, copy this onto your profile.

I ran with scissors and lived!

One of the saddest things in the world is loving someone who used to love you.

The sweet, poor, shy girl in the movies always gets the guy. In real life, it's usually the sweet, rich, popular girl. Post this if you've ever felt like the sweet girl left behind!

Girl: Talk To Her!
Boy: I Don't Know. She Won't Ever Like Me.
Girl: Don't Say That. You're Amazing.
Boy: I Just Want Her To Know How I Feel.
Girl: Then Tell Her.
Boy: She Won't Like Me...
Girl: How Do You Know That?
Boy: I Can Just Tell.
Girl: Well Just Tell Her.
Boy: What Should I Say?
Girl: Tell Her How Much You Like Her!
Boy: I Tell Her That Daily.
Girl: What Do You Mean?
Boy: I'm Always With Her. I Love Her.
Girl: I Know How You Feel. I Have The Same Problem, But He'll
Never Like Me...
Boy: Wait. Who Do You Like?
Girl: Oh Some Boy.
Boy: Oh... She Won't Like Me Either
Girl: She Does.
Boy: How Do You Know..?
Girl: Because, Who Wouldn't Like You?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're Right, I Don't Like You, I Love You
Boy: I Love You Too.
Girl: So Are You Going To Talk To Her?
Boy: I Just Did

Oh, I wish it would be that easy...

If you find that (above conversation) sweet and touching copy and paste it to your profile

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1-WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Her Diamonds- Rob Thomas KindaNotReally.

2- WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Forever and Always- Taylor Swift No clue what that means.

3- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Dear John- Taylor Swift Hows about no?

4-WHAT IS 2+2?

Ur So Gay- Katy Perry Um, if that's the situation, I don't think I'd be singing...

5- WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Those Were The Good Old Days- Damn Yankees Cast Well, my OLD best friend...

6-WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

The Harold Song- Ke$ha Wowzers... this is actually the song I would have picked for this...

7-WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Not Like The Movies- Katy Perry Again! Wowzers!

8-WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

It's All Your Fault- P!nk And the streak of cool accuracy stops at two.

9-WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Belle (Reprise)- Beauty and the Beast Cast Hmm...

10-WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

A Man Doesn't Know (Reprise)- Damn Yankees Cast Dang! I wish!

11-WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Party At A Rich Dude's House- Ke$ha I hope not! My parents would be mortified! Hold on- make a playlist!

12- WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Breathe (2 AM)- Anna Nalick Sad. Fitting. WTF.

13-WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

When I'm 64- The Beatles …?

14- WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Move It Like This- The Baha Men I would be mortified if they found this on my playlist...

15- WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Gaston- Beauty and the Beast Cast ROFLMAO

16- WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Please Don't Leave Me- P!nk Hmm... Pretty good guess.

17- HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Boots and Boys- Ke$ha Yeah... If it was what I originally heard, Booze and Boys, it would make sense.

18- WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Thinking of You- Katy Perry Umm...

19- WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Circle the Drain- Katy Perry The mental image of a liquid person going down a drain is amusing, but not what the song is about.

20- WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Be Our Guest- Beauty and the Beast Cast *sniffle* So many memories...

21-WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Maison Des Lunes- Beauty and the Beast Cast Not sure what that means... Guessing it's a no.

22- WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Haunted- Taylor Swift Ghosts, maybe.

23-DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

If I Can't Love Her (Reprise)- Beauty and the Beast Cast Guess so :)

24- IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

If I Can't Love Her- Beauty and the Beast Cast WTF?

25- WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Sober- P!nk Damn! Why aren't I drunk now!

26-WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Need You Now- Lady Antebellum Need you to stop dallying and read my stories! ;P

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In Want of a Wife by xGlass reviews
Berwald's life is turned upside down when he is accepted into Hetalia International University, and everything changes for the better when he catches a glimpse of his future wife who lives down the hall. Who cares if Tino doesn't accept it yet? All Human.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,485 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sweden, Finland
Weasley Girl: Secrets of the Past by Hyaroo reviews
Sequel to "Weasley Girl"! Potter's Gang are back for their second year at Hogwarts, and face a dramatic escape, a mysterious diary, a strange cat, a "loony" girl, a hidden monster and many past secrets coming to light. It looks like this year will be at least as eventful and dangerous as the previous one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,444 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L.
Up From The Ashes by Rose Moriarty reviews
There is no one on Earth that Dudley Dursley hates more than himself. But he's determined that he's going to change - and maybe, with the help of Clarence, a sexy wizard librarian he may or may not be in love with, he can. Dudley/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,541 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13465 - Favs: 17,472 - Follows: 16,570 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Maggot and Madman by Rose Moriarty reviews
John Watson: ex-army doctor, and modern-day fairy. Sherlock Holmes: consulting detective, and a self-proclaimed sociopath. A match made in heaven, obviously. The chronicles of the fairy and his detective as they solve crimes in a London that is fast approaching the emergence of fairies from myth to reality, and maybe fall in love along the way. AU, Johnlock , T for language only.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,166 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Harry W. - Complete
Dailies by Strix 4 reviews
We've seen the adventures. But what went on behind closed doors in between action shots? A gaggle of oneshots detailing the daily lives of Roy Mustang and his squad. Hints of Ed/Win, Roy/Riza, and parental Roy/Ed. Rated T for language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,602 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
My Everything is No More by JustDrinkTea reviews
On November 8th, John was diagnosed with lung cancer. He cried. You held him.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Burst Into Flames by Snowsheba reviews
AU. Ruby is the son of Norman, the richest man in Petalburg City. When his home is raided by pirates, he's held captive for ransom. Ruby has good reason to hate pirates, but this motley crew just might change his mind - especially when an unexpected event leads him to join them, searching not only for the girl from his past but also for who he wants to be. [T for swearing, death]
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,176 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - [Ruby, Sapphire] - Complete
You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 2,123 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
Two Hundred Six: The Trials & Tribulations of a CMO by Ellarose C reviews
This is the unofficial log of the terrible, awful, wonderful things that Dr. Leonard McCoy has had the ill luck to experience aboard the USS Enterprise. God help him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 11,802 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk, Spock, M. Scott/Scotty
Foreign Correspondence by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Some events, frankly, aren't important enough to make international news.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,079 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 2/25/2011
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 287,186 - Reviews: 4124 - Favs: 4,715 - Follows: 1,632 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Unsurvivable by Number One Fan of Journey reviews
The 53rd Hunger Games were particularly harsh and violent. Everyone involved was scared and scarred, and all but one found it utterly unsurvivable. *Crossover: Some of the tributes bear quite a resemblance to countries we know... Final story of Brutal series.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 81,619 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Other tributes, Germany - Complete
Supplemental Rules and Regulations by Sekhem reviews
It all began after Hawkeye got her dog, and spiraled downward from there. A chronicle of the day-to-day chaos of Eastern HQ, and the supplemental rules that grew out of it. Surprisingly, Ed and Alphonse are not the main culprits. Rated T, for safety.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,626 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009
Savior of Sweden by WeWriteTheTruth reviews
.. or so he was called that. SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,844 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sweden, Finland
Out of the Fire, into the Frying Pan by GenderbentUnicorn reviews
After escaping 8 years of imprisonment by Ivan, Gilbert is certain things can only get better, but when his friends just won't stop asking questions and the only two people he's ever loved are getting married, how the hell is he supposed to cope? AU AxHxP
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 105,620 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Prussia, Austria
Wicked Twisted Road by Ellarose C reviews
-Meet me in the airport, I'll be humming hallelujah- This is the semidaily story of two teenaged boys' adventures through Europe, accompanied by an agent and a makeup artist. USUK. Sequel to 'The Baffled King And The Idiot Hero'. NOW COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 63,137 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Pro Patria Mori by Pit Viper of Doom reviews
All hell breaks loose stateside when an ambitious demon takes one Alfred F. Jones as a host. To save him, the nations must join forces with the Winchester brothers, who don't quite realize just how high the stakes are in this hunt.
Crossover - Supernatural & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,139 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012
Asylum by Strix 4 reviews
AU. In a world where alchemy exists, but is thought to be a fairytale, the Elric brothers land themselves in an asylum after their abilities are discovered. But this hospital has a darker purpose, and its patients must band together in order to survive
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,313 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Anvilicious Leaders by ASBusinessMagnet reviews
Through circumstances, the Irkens and the trolls, because of their near-brainwashing leaders, achieve a state of universal conquest. Through more circumstances, they are directed against each other. Irken/troll swap.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Almighty Tallest Spork, The Condesce
Not All Treasure Is Silver And Gold by animeloveramy reviews
Taught to despise pirates all his life, how will Alfred cope when he is captured by one Arthur Kirkland, the pirate captain with a curse that only Alfred has the key to breaking? Pirates of the Caribbean parody - AU. UK/US/UK and Spain/S.Italy. Plus PruHun, Franada and GerIta. Hinted RomeGermania.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,704 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - America, England/Britain
The Princely Groom by Aiony Kittyhawk reviews
Dirk/Jake fic based off of the story The Princess Bride.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,983 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
In Need of a Companion by sushisama reviews
Firefly AU. Tavros is a servant of Eridan Ampora, a Registered Companion. One night, Eridan tells Tavros to take his place so he can go out. Tavros only has to service one client while Eridan is gone. Enter, Gamzee Makara. GamTav.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,064 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
The Rules by Number One Fan of Journey reviews
The nations that bothered to come to this meeting leave the building afterwards to find themselves in a strange and unfamiliar place. Their only clue to escape is a note titled "The Rules". But The Rules involve them killing each other. And it even makes it sound like they won't always come back to life. The thing must be a joke... Right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 51 - Words: 144,496 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - England/Britain, America, Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Speechless by JustDrinkTea reviews
It didn't matter how hard you tried; how loud you tried to scream, to cry, to beg; how much you strained on the vocal cords you were convinced didn't exist; how often you prayed to every deity your young mind could imagine; you couldn't speak. Not even so much as utter a sound. And to make it worse, it was lonely. But then John Egbert works his way into your life. Mute!Dave
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Awards Night by terracotta28 reviews
Take your average awards show. Add a dash of glitz, a smattering of glamour, and a meddlesome heap of awesome. The Nations' yearly Atlas Awards would never be the same again, if the three of them could help it...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,773 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Prussia, Germany
The Time Passes by EchoResonance reviews
It passes so much slower, for he who does not have to wait as she does.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2012 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
Before a Goddess by skyfire146 reviews
"For a moment, as his hand is placed on top of hers and his hand hovers over his heart- for that one brief moment- he finds that duty and desire perfectly coincide." Link's thoughts as Zelda explains her role as the mortal reincarnation of Hylia. Skyward Sword. Link/Zelda
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Alchemy and Magic by A Rebel's Angel reviews
Assigned to a mission to go undercover as a student in a magical school and protect a boy targeted by a murderer, Fullmetal Alchemist Edward Elric soon finds out that there is more to the mission than meets the eye. Takes place in HP:PoA
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,461 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Edward E.
Fire Eyes by BornOn413 reviews
When Terezi's terrifying past comes to haunt her, she feels compelled to fight for her life and her friends. Especially if she wishes to walk away from her once dangerous nickname, "Fire Eyes".
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,220 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Terezi P., Karkat V. - Complete
Ten Years Later by Xx8BlueMoon8xX reviews
An unconventional love story between two unsuspecting kids. Whether you believe in soul mates or not, sometimes fate pushes two people together for a purpose. Dirkjake Rated T for language
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Horsing Around by Skyward Princess of Time reviews
A year after the events of Twilight Princess, Link and Zelda still aren't together. Epona decides to take matters into her own hooves. Post TP, Zelink. Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Mrs Fi Uppitypants by Running Ninja reviews
Link has just killed a sea monster, which is great and all, but it does leave an issue…how is he supposed to get to land? There don't happen to be any convenient bird statues sitting on a wreck in the noonday sun, even if there is an exhausted and possibly delirious hero, and his newly improved talking sword, who is of little help in this situation.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Fi, LD-301N Skipper - Complete
Resurrected By a Beamos by Running Ninja reviews
Was he…no. He couldn't be. But he was. His heart was stopped. That's why it didn't pound in his panicked, ghostly chest. He was dead.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Link - Complete
Then Comes Along Puberty by Kidd Icarus reviews
Ruby realizes that he's become the thing he has been fighting all these years... Teenage Boys. He thinks dirty thoughts nearly 24/7. Most revolving around a certain wild girl. Franticshipping Two-Shot. Finally complete.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Ruby, Sapphire - Complete
a thousand years by venusianeye reviews
Help him, Jake English: you're his only hope.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,851 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
Chase Away the Nightmares by Pit Viper of Doom reviews
He's fine, Dave. Just like he has been, every night for the past three weeks. He's right down the hall, on the futon in the living room. Where he belongs. Go back to sleep. He's fine. You won. Rated for language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Red Text by HollowPhoenix reviews
I didn't know how to categorize this. Ghirahim and Link meet in Skyview Temple and have a conversation about the game's dialogue. It's a humor fic, so watch out. DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE SPOILERS!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Ghirahim, Link - Complete
My Hostage, Not Yours 3: The Inevitable Takeover by RavenFollower13 reviews
When Gaz finds out Zim only has 3 months to take over the world, or be deactivated, she's only too willing to help. But with Dib on the opposing team, problems arise they can't adapt to. It's not so hard getting power, but is it as easy keeping it?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 199,763 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Just One Kiss by MidnightSakuraBlossom and SYD reviews
AU: Ludwig and Feliciano have just started dating, but haven't had a real kiss yet and want to. Ludwig isn't very experienced when it comes to romance however, and fate is just *not* on his side and has a strange way of working out! BONUS SCENES INSIDE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,014 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Shadow Proclamation by KatZenSPN reviews
A demon from their father's past shows up on Ellen's doorstep, claiming to want to help the Winchesters. But who is the Doctor, and what is he keeping from the brothers? Set DW mid Season 2, SPN mid Season 3.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,664 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - 10th Doctor, Sam W. - Complete
Simplicity Itself by animeloveramy reviews
England loves America. America loves England. Both are too stubborn to admit it to anyone but themselves and their begrudging confidents. So, said confidants decided to take matters into their own hands. Human names and country names used. UK/US. For the Hetalia romance story writing contest round two.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Birthday Parties and Pigeons by FullmetalWizard1995 reviews
Even a Fuhrer's best intentions for a birthday party can't compete with the agenda of pigeons, but everything's always alright at the end of the day. Oneshot, post-manga.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Neverwere by PenPistola reviews
Dirk Strider grows up and raises a son in a world without Sburb.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,256 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S.
Of Truth and Lies by Anake14 reviews
It was supposed to be the perfect day. They were supposed to be happy, for just one day they would be together. So why was her heart breaking? What had gone wrong? All she knew was that she hated to love him. Spain/FemRomano slight Ger/Ita and Pru/Can
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,580 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Antichrist by KatZenSPN reviews
Castiel has one last individual whose aid they can seek in averting the impending Apocalypse. SPN late S5, GO post-book.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Adam Young, Dean W. - Complete
Find A Temple, Build A Temple by eggjam reviews
"This is how it's supposed to be, heaven or no."
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 33,558 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
Manifest Absolut by Eshli reviews
Dirk comes to live with Jake on the island and things turn out far more better than he could have ever imagined. Literally.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Skyloftian Wedding by Janus3003 reviews
"I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now push the groom."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Vive la Vie by JerichosPhantom reviews
He began to drown in her stormy blue gray eyes. "This isn't the first time Paris has fallen to enemy hands! You can fight!" France struggles to find something to fight for during WWII. Only her faith in him makes him want to live. Jeanne D'Arc/France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2012 - France, Jeanne D'Arc - Complete
Forced by Morgstang reviews
AU Highschool. Ed is the loser in school. Has no parents and stuck with a shitty, abusive caretaker at a boy's home with his brother. But somewhere along the lines he is kidnapped and unwillingly gains a few new accessories to replace the old ones.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,649 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
A Very Important Day by adrielan reviews
Your name is Dave Strider, and the love of your life is getting married. What will you do?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,770 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Of What was Lost by Summer Leigh Wind reviews
"You didn't 'ave to do that you know" a voice from behind told England. He bent his head back staring at the familiar woman."If he hadn't been so stupid he could have had you." England said to e girl gave a wan smile, "Oui, I suppose 'e could 'ave." One-Shot. Companion to Dead, Not Gone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2012 - [Jeanne D'Arc, France] England/Britain - Complete
Je L'aime à Mourir by Piyo13 reviews
"Jeanne... je t'aime à mourir, Jeanne. Je t'aime à mourir..." AU!, FrancisxJeanne d'Arc
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2012 - France, Jeanne D'Arc - Complete
Invaderstuck by Kotawings reviews
Dib, Gaz and Zim have all received copies of the new game SBURB. Now as an ominous countdown begins and meteors rain down on Earth they need to figure out what's going on and how to escape alive. Rated T for violence and language.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Gaz, Karkat V.
Beauty of Annihilation by onryoii reviews
A sequel to sweet-and-simple's story "Loveless War" featuring Russia x Canada and some other minor pairings. Ivan and Matthew are together but after the death of Feliciano, Ludwig has more sinister plans in mind.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,293 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Russia, Canada - Complete
The Blessing Hand by Ellarose C reviews
He had a face that they painted in churches, and he was in a cardigan and tweed and pushing a five year old boy on a swing. UK US, Britannia guardian angel fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Check Yes Liet by NaruhinaForever15 reviews
Toris got some new nighbors and finds that he is completely and utterly obessed with one of them. With these strange new feelings he leanrs a dark secert that turns both their worlds upside down. highschool fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,374 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
New Batteries by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
Sequel to Flashlight. "WELL, I NEVER LIKED YOU, EITHER. WHAT NOW, YOU STUPID SPARKLY EXCUSE OF A VAMPIRE?" Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,144 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Foo Foo Cuddlypoops by TheGrayson reviews
It's been three years since the war's ended, and Sokka's life is good. He's a respected soldier, enforces the peace, and has a great relationship with Suki. All the loose ends have been tied...except one. An old friend decides to pay him a visit.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Foo Foo Cuddlypoops, Sokka
I wish by Mikila94 reviews
Robin is sitting on the roof of Revolution Army's HQ and gets some company.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sabo, Robin - Complete
Oh God, Get Me Out! by Triangular Prism reviews
Okay, so, an Englishman, a Japanese, a Prussian, a Russian, and an Italian all walk into an elevator…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,351 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - England/Britain, Prussia
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of TARDIS by BentleyGirl reviews
After following Dialga through the Time Vortex, the 10th Doctor finds himself stranded in the PMD world as a Pokemon without his memory, so the Legendary Sprites summon his companions to become Pokemon, rescue him and help him save the land from a sinister alien force. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE. Read and review.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,693 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - 10th Doctor, Monferno/Moukazaru, Raichu, OC - Complete
Go Away, Come Back! by Xynostaph reviews
Spamano. Sometimes Spain just has to go along with what Romano says, just so Romano does something else. T due to Romano's bad language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Balcony Beginnings by flyingfortress reviews
With a potion gone horribly awry, America and England find themselves far back in time - as the handsome Romeo Montague and the beautiful Juliet Capulet! Can they make it home before the inevitable and tragic end?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,594 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - America, England/Britain
The Doctor comes to Visit by gomababe reviews
Just a quick crossover because these ones deserve more love.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Long as I'm with Mr Quirrell by Chloe Winchester reviews
Voldemort wants to try something different. AVPM inspired. Set after AVPM. Quirellmort! Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Voldemort, Q. Quirrell - Complete
Hungary And The Dreadful First Task by DaughterofDemeter123 reviews
Hungary spends a lovely afternoon watching the triwizard competition. One-shot, rated T for Hungary's frying pan
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Hungary - Complete
Logic by Blaue Schwertlilie reviews
Imagine, for a moment, that Gilbert survived the reunification of Germany because he became the personification of the internet. And of course, the internet isn't limited to Google searches and BBC News...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Prussia - Complete
F Y' W'nt M' To by Meicdon13 reviews
Sweden refuses to step out of his corner. Finland gets annoyed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Inappropriate Bedtime Stories: As Told By Denmark by Rantzilla reviews
Now, kid, let me tell you a little story about your parents...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
The Baffled King and The Idiot Hero by Ellarose C reviews
modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,419 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Strike a Pose, Fake a Smile by Tamer Lorika reviews
Antonio loves the stage; Romano hates it. So when he's "convinced" into coming to drama club, he's not gonna like it. In fact, he's going to say things that he'll regret. And because he's such a good actor, this time Antonio believes him. Uh-oh.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,598 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
No Pill's Gonna Cure My Ill by three-days-late reviews
While he hated and resented it, Arthur Kirkland was going about his life just fine. That is, until he gets attacked by aliens and is saved by the mysterious Doctor. Features Doctor!America and Companion!England
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,509 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Complete
Dreaming with a Broken Heart by SyllableFromSound reviews
"'Do not worry about me, amoureux. This battle will end the same way as all the others have—with me coming back.'" MAJOR FLUFF! A fic for my best friend's birthday. Rated T, because it's France. Based off a song by John Mayer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,739 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2011 - France, Jeanne D'Arc - Complete
Waiting for Spring by Kisshulover1 reviews
"Watch out for the Sve Troll!" was the last thing Tino heard before he blacked out during the violent storm. Berwald,a hermit living on the mountain, spot's something lying buried beneath the snow. SuXFin; Love and the freezing of Nordics! Rated M. COMPLETE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,010 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Five Centuries & Eight Decades by Crimson Zephyr reviews
It's been so long since he last saw those blonde curls and that smiling face. His healer. His protector. His best friend. His love. His angel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2011 - France, Jeanne D'Arc - Complete
Freedom Within Reach by Harta reviews
What might have or truly happened on the day the Celestial Dragons shot Sabo down. With the help of a certain mysterious cloaked man, Sabo survives and continues to live.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,996 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Sabo, Dragon - Complete
Starkid Theme Challenge Love by YourPontmercyFriend reviews
AVPM/Starkid inspired. Right before Quirrell is released from Azkaban to him and Voldy officially getting together, Quirrellmort. Written for a theme challenge, more about that in the story. T for PDA. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Q. Quirrell, Voldemort - Complete
A Trip To Spain Could Only End In by ForeverTwin611 reviews
Lovino is a foreign exchange student in Spain. Things were going just brilliantly before he happened upon a Spanish restaurant in the heart of Madrid where he laid eyes on a certain Spanish Sex God...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,086 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
A Legal Agreement to Become One with Russia by Cameron Kennedy reviews
"This contract is to signify a union of one nation of the world with Russia, known by humans under the name of Ivan Braginski and legally known under the title of Russian Federation." Seriously, this CAN'T be good...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Russia - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5063 - Favs: 11,619 - Follows: 1,337 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Alchemist and the Zodiac by Primi-tan reviews
When Ed is trapped on the other side, he finds himself part of the Sohma life of drama, fun, and romance. This is my first fanfic. Flames are allowed, but please go easy on me. Chapter 16 UP! R&R please! Rated T for swearing.
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 202,375 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Kisa S., Edward E.
Your Love is a Song Drabble Series by Gecko Osco reviews
7 days of USUK drabbles done for the USUK Sweethearts Week on Livejournal. Rating will change once mature content is reached.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,186 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Other or: Scenes From a Failed Session by Azremodehar reviews
Rassilon knew it was coming. Spoilers for DW, kinda, MASSIVE spoilers for HS.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Complete
Become one with what? by Nutty Nerd reviews
Aragorn receives a strange visitor with an even stranger request...
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Aragorn, Russia - Complete
The Chase On New Waters by enteryournamehere5 reviews
The crew of the Black Pearl needs the mightiest ship in the seas. Unfortunately, it belongs to Arthur Kirkland. The pirates set off to find Alfred F. Jones, the key to his compliance, unaware of what happens when one messes with the British Empire.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, England/Britain
Say Yes by True Colours reviews
Feliciano scrunched his eyes shut and wrenched a box out of his pocket, holding it in front of him like a shield. Pocky. Potato pocky. 'I…I like you, Doitsu-senpai' he stammered. 'W-will you – will you be my boyfriend…' Based on art by Kuroneko3132.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,487 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Over the Rainbow and Far, Far Away by WhiteCrow10 reviews
Arthur Kirkland was moved to Kansas against his will after the death of his parents. At first, life sucks. And then the tornado hits. Wizard of Oz parody. USUK, GerIta, and slight SuFin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,232 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Nil Desperandum by Lily Winterwood reviews
Hogwarts is all but a dream now to the Nations, especially for Arthur Kirkland as he faces Voldemort's totalitarian regime. Sequel to Blurring House Lines; follows plotline of Deathly Hallows.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,869 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
Seven Months In and Surviving the World To Go by Black Family Scribe reviews
A pregnent girl tries to order a birthday gift for her sister's birthday. Things do not turn out as expected. Now she must deal with the world and the consequences.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,179 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Russia, Canada
Truth by Croutonic Sarcasm reviews
A boggart is let loose in the World Conference meeting! Facing fears is harder than the nations realize, and winning against them almost impossible, especially for England. T for Turkey's mouth and kissing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/12/2011 - America - Complete
Where'd That Manual Go? by Italiangurlinamessedupworld reviews
What does a day in my life revolve around ever since that fateful click? Chaos, that's what. One day a girl, who was bored out of her mind ordered some "Hetalia Units" at the time she had no clue what she'd just done. Based off of LolliDictator's Manuals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,631 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Russia, South Korea
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 2,960 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Colonial Christmas by DA4TheFunOfIt reviews
England and Colony America! England spends Christmas with America, but he can't stand a certain "tradition" that the American colonies have. Kinda baised on real historical events. Also, America has a very special Christmas wish.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Blurring House Lines by Lily Winterwood reviews
Accepted into Hogwarts and Sorted into Slytherin House, Arthur Kirkland must prove to the rest of the school that not all Slytherins are evil while coming to grips with the fact that he is much more than an ordinary wizard.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 149,872 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
Cheese by DA4TheFunOfIt reviews
Young colony America wants the reluctant young colony Canada to teach him a certain someting. Read to find out what it is!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
America Decides to Make a Prank Call by JustDrinkTea reviews
Pretty much what the title says. America doesn't have anything to do so he calls a bunch of people on his contact list. Pointless. Rated for Lovi's colorful vocabulary. One-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Published: 9/25/2010 - America - Complete
Courage Squared by dostle reviews
First in series. Hermione has a plan to recruit whoever she can to help Harry train up and defeat Voldemort. 6th year, getting more AU with each story.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Link, Harry P. - Complete
My Heart, In Segments by Chalupakabra reviews
Berwald is a man left alone, and Peter was a kid left behind. Berwald's not really the perfect dad, Peter's not really innocent anymore, and Tino's not really sure he's ready for something so real. But, maybe... Maybe it's time. -SuFin, foster care AU-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,830 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Green Eyed Monster by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Things change for a lonely widow when she meets the dashing Alfred and she falls dangerously in love with him. Then it turns ugly when in her madness, she accidentally kidnaps his twin brother Matthew ...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/20/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Strange Powers by Tinstars reviews
America thought it would be funny to turn the device on himself. What's the worst that could happen? Y'know, aside from accidentally falling in love with your friend. This is my continuation of "America's strange invention" from the end of Comic Diary 8.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,655 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Thanks for the Pranks by Car reviews
Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,335 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Innocence by silverstar94 reviews
One-shot of young Luffy's hilarious innocent understandings of adult speak. remember to read to the end. warning: seriously funny XD rated for language
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Luffy, Shanks - Complete
FML by Chalupakabra reviews
It was just one of those days. One of those days when his pants wouldn't come off and Sweden had to be a knight in shining slacks and tie. It was a 'magic fingers' sort of thing. -Oneshot, SuFin, FML inspired-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Memories by StarkBlack reviews
AU Zoro/Sanji Sanji was in an accident and has lost his memory. Now Zoro takes the painful steps of helping Sanji take back his life. Will the swordsman win back his love? Or is he doomed to be just a friend forever? WARNINGS: Yaoi, language, severe angst.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,845 - Reviews: 1517 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Backlash by Chalupakabra reviews
A spell goes HORRIBLY awry! Sealand's now a great empire, Austria can't compose, Canada is visible, and Lithuania is 'kol'ing? With the world turned on its head, all eyes are on England and his now suspiciously good cooking. GenBend, Crackfic, Oneshot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/1/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
At the Carnival by Venn364 reviews
The Doctor attends a carnival on 57th century Rocanon and doesn't run into himself. Featuring all ten Doctors and their companions. First things first... or was that second? The Arrival. He never did figure out why they closed it down...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2010
The Emerald Alchemist by Mischivous Purple One reviews
In the process of being completely revamped. Currently creating a timeline that will flow WITH FMA's, rather than smashing everything together. An Alert chapter will be posted when the new version is uploaded. Have heart, my dears, and you may get a most wonderful Valentine's gift.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,707 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Harry P., Roy M.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10406 - Favs: 12,929 - Follows: 5,281 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Falling by Rosie502 reviews
Artemis is falling after the death of Holly Short. Not falling for anyone. Just, Falling. A/H Pairing. Rated T for sugested character death's. Very Angsy Fanfic/poem-ie thing. PLEASE R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
I Told Belgium What You Saaaaaid! by x-Avarice-x reviews
What happens when the Doctor TARDISes into a U.N. meeting. Companion story to "Two Minutes To Belgium". One shot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/29/2009 - 10th Doctor, England/Britain - Complete
My Brother's Keeper by jtav reviews
The Triwizard judges select the hostages for the second task.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Percy W. - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part II: The Book of Albus by Deadwoodpecker reviews
This is the companion novel to Backward With Purpose. I'd read that one first. This story is complete; the sequel has begun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 87,175 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Albus S. P. - Complete
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 2,824 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 105 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Best Lemon in the World by I-PWN-AT-BASS reviews
This possibly might be the best lemon I ever wrote...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Physical Education by Adrian Tullberg reviews
New P.E. Teacher arrives. A short crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005
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Alpha Carena V reviews
After a terrible bout of shore leave, Kirk returns to the Enterprise to find that his first officer has gotten suspiciously close to the new girl on board… Entirely Spirk fluff. Inspired by a throwaway line in the TOS episode "The Wolf in the Fold" (2.14).
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura - Complete
Tu me Manque, mon Ange reviews
Un homme pense que lui a perdu. T pour les jurons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - French - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/30/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Paraphrase reviews
Romeo and Juliet, paraphrased. In my cracky way. But all sticking to the plot! T for the events of the play, such as death, sex, all the normal things in Shakespeare. Tell me if I make a mistake, so I may fix it ASAP!
Romeo and Juliet - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011
Katroo reviews
A USUK fluff for my sister Wanna Be Alchemist's birthday. Totally pointless.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2011 - America, England/Britain
I blame Spybot reviews
Free samples. Didn't select anything, did I? Oh wait... the units... crud. Where do I board eight men plus my sister and I in a house for six? Based on LolliDictator's Hetalia manuals. T for language and- implications.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/17/2011
The Beast Within reviews
A rewrite of a tale as old as time, but with all of our/my favorite fluffy pairings! Gerita, AusHun, USUK, and... probably others that I don't remember. Rated T for Romano's potty mouth.
Crossover - Beauty and the Beast & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/7/2011
How to Make Nationtans Do An Unspeakable Thing reviews
Italy is annoying. It's not his fault. Let's get the guy whose fault it is! Rated for small bad words. Similar to '333 ways to get kicked out of...' in its randomness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - N. Italy
The Beginning Of The End reviews
Artemis is on a jet with a strange girl, and fairies intervene. And then... MACHETE WIELDING VANDALS! Artemis/someone. Not sure yet... either Holly or my OC...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009
Memories reviews
A man looks at a photo album, and remembers all the sad times, instead of rejoicing the happy ones at hand. Edwin. To the song "Absolutely" by Nine Doors Down. Oneshot I don't think that's really what the story is about, though...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Who Knew reviews
Years after the invading army has left, a young woman sits and cries for what has been lost. EdWin, hints of Royai. 1st anime after CoS T for kissing? Just to be safe...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Truth or Dare? reviews
A ten-year-old FMA fan girl finds herself in Lior the day of Ed and Al's human transmutation. With chapters 1-106 of the manga. And the power to control Truth. Oh, things will change. Will Dare be able to save the nation? EdWin, Royai, LingFan, Al/OC.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2010
Life Makes No Sense reviews
Two years after the tragic battle under Central that took the life of the man she loved, Winry gets a mysterious invitation to a school in Central, she jumps at the chance. Will she finally be happy? EdWin, AlMei, Royai, LingFan. On Hiatus
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010
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