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Joined 10-12-09, id: 2113068, Profile Updated: 01-23-11
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Thick of It.

My name is Vanessa and I am a 22 year old third year student from England.

I love to write but I also love to read lots of fan fiction as it makes me happy :)

I love:

Twilight ;)

Harry Potter

The Sookie Stackhouse Diaries

Some of my favourite TV shows are:

Glee!

The Thick of It

House

Nurse Jackie

Top Gear

Blackadder

True Blood

I'm into all sorts of films and will generally give most things a go.

Any questions or comments feel free to pm me and also if you like a story or have any comments you would like me to know then feel free to review :)

Peace and Love

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Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5210 - Favs: 5,542 - Follows: 3,116 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bella's Dirty Notebook by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella keeps a notebook full of her dirtiest fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, she loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,292 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper
His Beautiful, Haunting Eyes by thecellarfloor reviews
Draco pushed her to the wall, kissed her roughly on the lips, then punched the glass window beside her head. It smashed into pieces and the crowd who had parted for him seconds ago gasped. Hermione couldn't. She couldn't even breathe. What have you done?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,140 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 2,952 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Masks by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
What you want and what you're supposed to want are two different things for Edward. Bella loves him, so why isn't it enough? AH/AU/slash. E&B, E&J, B&Em. Rated M for adult themes, language, and sexual situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,205 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Naughty Secrets by A Little Distracted reviews
Bella is a school librarian leading a naughty secret life. Edward is a history teacher with a naughty obsession. If he could only see what is right in front of his face... AU/AH - Rated M for Hot LEMONS! Each chapter alternates POV's
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 146,129 - Reviews: 2322 - Favs: 2,138 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Erotic Awakening of Bella Swan by The EB's reviews
Old lusty loins Bella makes her way through each of the Twiguys in this Smutty Crackfic/Smackfic on the path to true love. Lemons and everything else that warrants an M rating. Multiple Authors
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,177 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella
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Tucker Comfort reviews
Malcolm gets a visit from a mystery brunette right after his forced resgination. Set just after episode 7 from Series 3
Thick of It - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Malcolm T. - Complete
I Never Saw It Coming reviews
Rosalie has a need, an itch only one other Cullen can scratch.... Warning - contains slash and scenes of sexual nature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Rosalie, Alice - Complete