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Joined 10-12-09, id: 2113346, Profile Updated: 05-13-10
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Artemis Fowl, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Enchanted Forest, and Harry Potter.

Hi. I am a burnt sugar cookie. I was over-baked for about three minutes and as a result, am coffee-ground brown around the edges. Now, don't think I'm that different from any normal cookie. I'm still 75 percent flour, 10 percent butter, 10 percent sugar, and 5 percent epicness. I just might taste a bit bitter and could potentially give you cancer. Other than that though, I am perfectly normal.

But GUESS WHAT?? I'm NOT ACTUALLY A BURNT SUGAR COOKIE. In fact, I am (apparently) 98 percent sane and human. I tricked you there didn't I? Yeah, my psychiatrist was surprised at first too.

But seriously, I’m really just another obnoxious teen writing about whatever comes to her mind. So you might just want to ignore me.

- BSC (Formerly known as Once Upon a Flying Saucer)

Favourite Books/Series:

Harry Potter Series, Artemis Fowl Series, The Year of Secret Assignments, Mara Daughter of the Nile, House of the Scorpion, His Dark Materials, Sorcery and Cecilia, Silverwing Trilogy, The Enchanted Forest Series and many more I can't really think of at the moment...

Copy and Paste:

87 percent of people will believe in a statement simply because there is a percentage in it.

English Nerd Stuff (Because capitalization, grammar, spelling and punctuation ARE important):

For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.

Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.

Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

- Mark Twain

Dear John,

I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy - will you let me be yours?


Dear John,

I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?

Yours, Gloria

- Anonymous

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. (a grammatically correct sentence)

Eye halve a spelling check her;
It came with my pea sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye kin knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.

-Excerpt from "Owed to a Spelling Checker" by Jerrold H Zar


Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
- Dr Suess

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality i accept.
- Calvin and Hobbes

Don't take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard

The more you study, the more you learn.
The more you learn, the more you remember.
The more you remember, the more you forget.
So why study?
- Anonymous

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months
- Oscar Wilde

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who has said it, not even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
- Buddha

Good Grades, Social Life, Enough Sleep. Pick two.
- Unknown

Stuff I Like:

Fresh, unwrinkled paper; The smell of coffee; Blankets, Ultra thin pens; Raindrop racing; Fonts, Sketches done in less than 10 minutes that turn out great; The tingling feeling you get after reading something good; Small glass beads; Chocolate cookies; Sugar cookies; Fortune Cookies; Perfectly straight lines; Small surprises; Early dismissals

Pet Peeves:

People who complain for NO REASON; Twilight, Paper-clip man; the sound your neck makes when you turn it unexpectedly; Twilight fans; the word synopsis (I know, I'm a hypocrite); books with good blurbs that turn out bad; good books with bad blurbs that deter you from reading; knock knock jokes; gel pens that dry out; pencils lighter than HB; cold feet; cold hands; typing with cold hands; typing with cold feet; yellow food (bananas, egg yolk, etc); The taste of coffee; Cute erasers that don't work

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Spoiled Kids Next Door by Paper.Bullets reviews
You had only agreed to the whole shenanigan in hopes of helping Haruhi pay off her debt to these spoiled, rich kids. You hadn't meant to become caught up in their perplexing adventures! Now to make things worse, you've somehow situated yourself in the midst of all the chaos, or rather; in the Hitachiin Estate. Hikaru Hitachiin x OC x Kaoru Hitachiin
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,420 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 12/30/2008 - [Kaoru H., Hikaru H., OC]
Plans Run A Fowl by The Odd Man reviews
L finds himself overwhelmed by the addition of a second Kira, and thus calls in a new face to join the Task Force. Meanwhile, Artemis Fowl attempts to catch Opal Koboi. Plans intersect, interweave, and clash as Light, L, and Fowl match wits.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,374 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
Reborn! Meets Ouran and Chaos Ensues by Kronosheaven reviews
What will happen once the two eccentric groups meet?
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009
The Mysteries of Twilight: A Parody by beautyfrompain reviews
What happens when my first hatefic turns into a talk show? Pedophiles, pyromaniacs, The Muffin Song, evil crumpets, Magic8 balls, Mary Sues that play the part of the other woman, craziness, tasering, endless bashing of Twilight, and more, that's what!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,518 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
The Secret World Beside Us by Moonlite Knight reviews
It was inevitable that one day he, Artemis, would be kidnapped. He just never expected his kidnapping to involve robe-clad, wand-wielding lunatics who are under the impression that he is someone named 'Potter'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,804 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/7/2007
Soldier by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
In which Mulan fights, grows, and bruises far too easily: all a part of her journey to manhood. Sort of. Set during the training period of the 'Be a Man' musical number.
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,827 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
Fired by Moonlite Knight reviews
“Dear Mr. Artemis Fowl II,” the letter began in overly elegant dark blue shiny font. “It is with utmost regret that we inform you that your services are no longer needed by our Publisher."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
You Can't Spell Victory Without Canada by Canadino reviews
Canada beats USA in hockey 3-2 in overtime, sudden death. No more explanation is necessary. Maple forever!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Learning Of Dragons by silentlysnowing reviews
Many, many years ago, before Cimorene left Linderwall, before the rivalry between the dragons and the wizards really boiled up, a young girl in a nameless village started her own story... Morwen's early days.
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009
Pickles by I Brake For Bishounen Boys reviews
Jacob gets Edward pregnant. Bella gets annoyed. Jacob and Edward frankly don't care. Carlisle realizes that eternal adolescents are probably the scariest beings this side of the Milky Way. Mpreg, Jacob/Edward, Neglected!Bella, Ukeified!Edward. Bite me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,244 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
The Darkest by Brinkmess reviews
Harry must fight an evil so dark, so deadly and stupid, and he must fight it alone without the aid of his friends! Did we mention it isn't Voldemort either? Contians serious Twilight bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,468 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Breaking the Babysitter In by Moonlite Knight reviews
Well, if they had just simply accepted her as their new bodyguard, then they really wouldn’t be Fowls would they? Juliet starts her job as the twin's babysitter slash bodyguard.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Juliet B.
Elementary Hacking by Moonlite Knight reviews
It was a day to be noted for Myles and Beckett had successfully hacked their first bank account. Yet Artemis would likely feel prouder if it weren't his account that they had gone after.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
The Return of Opal Koboi by The One Called Demetra reviews
Opal attempts to take over the world for the...twenty-seventh time, was it?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Artemis F., Opal K. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Take this to Heart reviews
A boring day in Order headquarters MIGHT take a turn for the worse if Fred and George can ever take control. Guest-starring almost the whole Order and angry twins, the newest story by Take this to Heart is delightfully interrupting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Death of Bella Swan by Masque31 reviews
An average day in the World of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Velocity Girl by Lady Bracknell reviews
The Marauders throw Sirius a surprise birthday party, and everything goes a little too to plan. Except for the part where Sirius is nowhere to be found.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
POW! Arty's dead! by Moonlite Knight reviews
The assassin slunk through the hallway with an ease born from years of practice. He had no need to fear being caught by the security cameras, disabling them had been child’s play. He had utter confidence that this assassination was going to be easy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
The List by amaXdear reviews
100 reasons Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks are cooler than Edward Cullen/Isabella Swan. People are going to hate me... Please read and flame! Edited.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - N. Tonks, Bella - Complete
101 Reasons Why Snape is a Vampire by Moonlite Knight reviews
Presented by Messers Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley. Miss Hermione Granger would like to state that she did not encourage, assist, or acknowledge this list in any way, shape, or form, and hopes Snape never learns of its existence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
10 ways JK Rowling Better Not End Deathly Hallows by swim freak 9000 reviews
Well...10 ways JK Rowling better not end Deathly Hallows. It's pretty self explanitory. I'm not sure what else to say, except REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW! PLEASE! Reviewers get world domination and...um....and cookies. Yum!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Ouran High School Ghost Club by Finite Sledgehammer reviews
It's Bleach, it's Ouran, it's wacky! When Ouran High is infested with ghosts, who you gonna call? Ghost Bu I mean, your friendly neighborhood shinigami of course! Rated for language.
Crossover - Bleach & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,209 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Complete
HP Chat1 by swim freak 9000 reviews
Well...I was bored. And I wondered what it would be like if some of the HP characters were in a chat room together. This is the result. Features and engagement, dead people, and random nicknames.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
The Advent of Aberration by Shimegami-chan reviews
One-shot. Prior to the official opening of the Host Club, Tamaki holds a dress rehersal for the Brotherly Love act, with hilariously unexpected results.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Production Commencing by Eggo Waffles reviews
The cast of the 'Harry Potter' series has been trapped in the bowels of a metaphysical literary dressing room for the past two years. How will they react when they learn that Book 6 has been finished? Written pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
Beyond the Veil by Eggo Waffles reviews
Between learning that the Afterlife is really just a field filled with ping pong tables and that his death was the product of an error in a computerized recordkeeping system, Sirius is seriously fed up. Thank God for chocolate and second chances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,127 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
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Artemis Fowl and the Wizarding World reviews
Artemis Fowl is no stranger to magic - but wizardry? Now, that's something different. Too bad he's too busy fighting Opal. Otherwise, he might have been able to make some cash out of it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/22/2010
Fighting For Dragons reviews
Shiara is settling in nicely to life with the dragons, but once again, the wizards are up to no good and she and Daystar, with the help of some friends, may have to fight for their lives to help Kazul keep her kingdom safe.
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2010
Where Lives he Now? Gokudera reviews
Outside of Tsuna’s short, albeit hectic days Gokudera doesn’t seem to have much of a life. Maybe he just disappears off the face of the Earth. Or maybe he spends his days volunteering at the animal shelter, showing off his more humane, sensitive side…
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/4/2010 - H. Gokudera - Complete
A Romance Revealed reviews
One shot: Foaly watches as the lovers realize their feelings for each other.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
Twilight: A Synopsis reviews
What basically happens.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
A Letter to Ms Meyer reviews
A letter from Jacob to everyone's FAVOURITE author.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Jacob - Complete
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