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Joined 05-09-02, id: 211350
Author has written 11 stories for Star Wars, X-Men: Evolution, Lord of the Rings, X-Men: The Movie, and Harry Potter.
I think everyone has pretty much the same excuse: school. i humbly beg forgivness

If anyone wants to email opinions, complaints etc. please feel free to do so. And thank you so very much for reading!
Let's see, about me...i love the rain and snow, being active, playing my trumpet, writing, reading, learning, snowboarding, dancing (but not singing) in the rain, and food (no, i'm not overwieght). Oh yes, i can't spell worth beans so don't be surprised if you kind stupid spelling mistakes-they're nothing new.
UPDATE: If you do not read 'Ye Gods' then this is not for you. However, if you do, then you may benefit from reading this. Though i have removed it from the page, it is merely having a total facelift- no wait, that's gross. I'm re-writting it because i didn't like what a read going through it. So, if you ever care to read it again, hopefully it will be better and more enjoyable...for both me and you.

And I'm real sorry about my really long lax in writing. My silly comp got a evil virus and completely, totally, utterly died, thus loosing any notes or saved chapters of any and every story I had saved. The only stories that survived are those below this, my precious babies. It was a devistating time. I plan to start working on them again soon though.

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Uric the Oddball and the Great Goblin Uprising by Ariana Deralte reviews
It's Uric "the Oddball" Beaufolle's final year at Hogwarts. Badgers, goblin raids, young love, demon summoning, evil vampires, new classes, and of course, Uric himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,082 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 10/28/2002
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Front Lines or Bust! by Kellson reviews
A Rebel soldier's tale, starting with the Battle of Hoth and beyond. Do not read the first few chapters if you hate tauntauns.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/14/2005 - Published: 4/9/2005
A Day In The Life Of An Omega by TheDarkWraith reviews
The first(God willing) of my Resident Evil: Omega Force series.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,145 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/14/2005 - Published: 3/29/2005
Social Intercourse by Caethilia Mordon reviews
A New Zealander is invited to stay at Fowl Manor by Artemis's parents, who think their son needs to interact with more people his own age. No romance between the two at all, I promise.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,570 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 8/9/2004 - Published: 8/23/2003
Cursed by cyropi reviews
One thousand years ago, a curse was cast on Slytherin and all his descendants, a curse which was passed down over centuries to the present day, where Draco Malfoy’s life will be irrevocably destroyed…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,274 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/18/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Nut Doesn't Fall Too Far by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
It all started with the fight. Stupid fight. Stupid Potter. And then she had to pipe up. Stupid angst." HermioneDraco joint fic done with Winter. :D (Yeah, we suck at the whole summary thing)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
hari potta & the philosphr's stne by Sawasa reviews
The Abridged Version. Ever wanted to read the entire book in 10 minutes? Well, now you can! (Silliness Rating: 8.5/10)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/27/2003
Dark Storm by Amethest reviews
Liriel was a Malfoy.Brought up in wealth; surrounded by darkness.She went to Durmstrang for four years until her uncle decided to transfer her to Hogwarts.She had the air of a true Malfoy,yet something raged deep within her and would soon be brought into
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,361 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/12/2003 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Draco M.
Star Wars Infinities: The Apprentice by Darth Yoshi reviews
Taking a cue from the Dark Horse Comics series, this story deals with an alternate reality where Darth Maul defeated Obi-Wan Kenobi and the Jedi refused to train the master-less Anakin.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,428 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/9/2002 - Published: 8/5/2002
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Ye Gods! reviews
Rating to be safe. Rewrite of unfinished story. When Joad was little, her father taught her about Mandalor folklore. Her favorite Gods had been the Gods of irony. When irony was afoot, it was said you could hear them laughing and snickering. Joad swe
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,401 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 6/14/2004
The Musing of an Old Mind reviews
Fett is old, older than his dad had been, and when you get old, you think about death a lot more. Story on the lesson from kindergarten that yes, even the plant in the plastic cup dies, as do we. (A Joad story)
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2004
The Vermillion Gambit reviews
Boba Fett does the unusual...takes on a gamble from his most hated enemy.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2004
Desperate reviews
One-shot. Just a little short for me to get back in the swing. Boba Fett, the most feared and hated bounty hunter in the galaxy, does not expect anyony to appreciate his work. However, very seldom, it is.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Complete
Mistakes Happen reviews
Rating changed cuz of plot idea change. PG just to be safe. Boba Fett is getting old, and he knows it. He knows he should pass on his genes, but he knows that he doesn't have a chance for love, nor does he want it. so what will he do? PLEASE R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,595 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 6/14/2002
Singing Chipmunks reviews
in all movies, what gives you the cue to stand up and scream "behind you, you idiot!"? Ominous music! so when ominous music is heard lurking about Hogwarts, how many people panic?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/2/2004
Mandalorian Mask reviews
Rate only because of minor bouts laguage. They didn't show what happened to Boba Fett after Jango died. It's now more complex and not getting to an end. 14 soon!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,427 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2003 - Published: 5/20/2002
Something Crafty This Way Comes reviews
Rating just to be safe. um, this is about a british mutant, how he comes to Winchester and how he reeks havoc. no, not that sort of havoc, funny havoc, like dropping water balloons off the roof onto Logans head...hee hee. don't worry, no god mooding. :)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/19/2003 - Published: 9/6/2002
Risen from the Mountain reviews
I thought of this after i saw the movie, though it's more about the book. Please read and review! the title explains some of it...i'll probably change it later. it's like, how one might continue the story... rating just to be safe.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/15/2002
Understand Thy Self reviews
My first X-men evo fic! all about Toad musing about himself. just tapping the side no onw sees. the tittle sort of tells you some things. Please read, i would like some feed back.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2002
A Day in His Life reviews
This little thing just popped into my head, and a fan said i should write more Fett! Boba Fett goes looking for something to do while his father is out... this could be bad...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/5/2002