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Humanisms by Protector of the Gray Fortress reviews
A series of ficlets, wherein Kirk and McCoy struggle to teach our favorite Vulcan about everything from bus fare to marshmellons. K plus for a play margin. Non-slash.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk, L. McCoy - Complete
That Wasn't Supposed to Happen! by The Wolf's Shadow reviews
Just a few what-might-have-beens and what-ifs. Includes different members of the crew and other characters. COMPLETE! Sequel coming soon!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 22,487 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
When the Stars Turn Blue by riftintime reviews
Jack Harkness leads a team of scientists to create a technology that may have profound and far-reaching consequences for humanity. But when he receives devastating news and a mysterious stranger enters his life, his concept of reality may change forever. Jack/Ianto AU.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 95,288 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Jack's Confession by grissomrocks reviews
A little scenario that popped into my head after watching "Immortal Sins" episode 7 of Torchwood: Miracle Day . What if Jack was a practicing Catholic?
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Jack H. - Complete
Once More With Filing by dottirarinnar reviews
Torchwood: the Musical
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Ianto's STI sexually transmitted immortality by ThisDontExist reviews
Just a crazy little story. Makes zero sense but was really fun to write. Intended for a mature audience. Enjoy!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/10/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
The Catalyst by SecondKyle reviews
The plight of poor Alan Campbell, from start to finish. Multi-chapter, incomplete.
Picture of Dorian Gray - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2011
Half My Life by rslhilson reviews
When House gives Wilson ten days to get laid, Wilson gives himself ten days to get over House.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,935 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Raining Toothbrushes by Chloe Kompton reviews
A short discussion between Q and his son.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Q
Smoke and Mirrors by LittleGreenBudgie reviews
They were just laid-back evenings with good conversation and meaningless sex...yet those meetings might somehow teach a woman with a terminal illness and a man with a failed marriage the meaning of mortality, responsibility, and true friendship. GabeNaomi
Trauma Center - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,733 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Naomi K., Gabriel C. - Complete
The Ten Commandments of Fanfiction Authors by TwistedJabberjays reviews
In the beginning, there was canon. And God saw that the canon was lame, and God said "This canon is lame." Read on for the Ten Commandments of Fanfiction Authors! I do not own the original, this is a parody.
Trauma Center - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
The Trouble With TribblesA Poem by DamselsWithoutDistress reviews
A Poem about Tribbles and their Troubles.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Complete
Le Carnival Negre by Ganimyde reviews
An exercise in the macabre. Cross-n-Allen fic, inclu: Maria, the Noah, Mana, and heaps of gruesome things to make you uncomfortable. SP: Manga 180 onwards.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,487 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Cross Marian, Allen Walker
MaryQ by ardavenport reviews
Captain Picard has an 'interesting' romantic interlude.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/29/2011 - J. Picard, Q - Complete
four rivers the doctor never knew by Artemis of Ephesus reviews
Set during Forest of the Dead, as the Doctor, handcuffed, watches River die.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Last Caress by murderousfiligree reviews
With Yoite gone from his life forever, Miharu realizes the feelings he had so foolishly denied. To hear Yoite's voice one more time...for one last touch of the skin...he would give anything.
Nabari no Ō - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,264 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - M. Rokujo, Yoite - Complete
Derillium by VTCentaurea reviews
This is my first Doctor Who fic that I ever wrote! One shot. Doctor/River. A small hint of fluff if you pay attention.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2010 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Sunrise, Sunset by spocksinsocks reviews
This fanfic was done a JOKE about other fanfics shipping Kirk/Spock. FYI, the authers do NOT actually ship Kirk/Spock. Enjoy!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Time is An Illusion, Lunchtime Doubly So by Font Bookfarthing reviews
This book was written in 2008, right before it was announced that Eoin Colfer was writing "And Another Thing." At the time, I figured Arthur, Ford, Random, Marvin and both Trillians were dead. So I decided to write for the one remaining Earthling.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,399 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010
The Sue by Torchwood6 reviews
A new girl joins Dib and Zim's class. Her past is conflicting, her hair, eyes, and name change with alarming frequency, and she has six names. Looks like another Mary Sue! Fortunately, Dib and Zim are prepared…
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
April's Fool by superyuui reviews
Something strange has pulled Fay to a small planet named Earth, where an age old Institution has found the feather and is using it for their own questionable purposes. The small group must infiltrate Torchwood... and what is a TARDIS?
Crossover - Tsubasa Chronicle & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,670 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Fai
The Cat and the Rabbit by JuniorLavi reviews
Rated only this by one bad word.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Fallen Friends by zukofangirl16 reviews
An away mission goes horribly wrong. Character death is in this, so if you don't like, don't read.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Lord Loss Vs The Elevator by Clovers-Charm reviews
Lord Loss gets stuck in the human world and battles agains people in the elevator!
Demonata - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Lord Loss
On Ixchel by Diane Langley reviews
Calvin O'Keefe had woken up exactly 5,879 times in his life but never like this. Oneshot
A Wrinkle in Time Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Complete
Don't leave by looking for reviews
Spock having a moment of indecision with Kirk.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/14/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Player Played by Penbrydd reviews
Jim Kirk is in love with his first officer, but everyone hits on Spock, except him. What happens when he's finally had enough of just watching?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/4/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Missing You by Zuvios Gemini reviews
Lem misses Chuck. What's a guy to do? ChuckxLem. R&R PWEASE! rated T just ta be safe
Planet 51 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Lem, Chuck - Complete
Protocol 56C by Nan00k reviews
In which Chuck follows protocols and stays on Planet 51. Lem can't help but feel a little happy about all this. Lem/Chuck
Planet 51 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Lem, Chuck - Complete
Murderland by dragonheart3 reviews
AU. The Earl reigns over Wonderland, but he is tired of easy kills. He sends Rhode to other dimensions to bring back "visitors". The visitors will be able to rule over Wonderland until they go insane. Great power comes great insanity. Character death!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2009
Wonderland by murderousfiligree reviews
Brief poem inspired by American Mcgee's Alice.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Cheshire Cat, Alice - Complete
Mad World by Alara Rogers reviews
Dixon Hill's having a day. The cross-town bus has square wheels, the landlady's gonna cut him with a bat'leth if he doesn't pay up, Durango the gunfighter's looking for him, and he trips on a homeless bum in the street who claims to be God.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2009 - J. Picard, Q
Proving Mortality by Alara Rogers reviews
What happened when the Calamarain first showed up. A missing scene from Deja Q.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Q - Complete
If He Had Fingers by Jedi Takeru reviews
Q saves the universe. SPOILERS FOR STAR TREK XI.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Q - Complete
The Solomons solemnly swear by LevittLover reviews
The Solomons have decided to make a list of ten things they each should do to *keep the peace* under Dubcek's roof
3rd Rock from the Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009
When Veggies Turn Mob by nuttymeggie reviews
My poem about the REAL Bob and Larry.
Veggie Tales - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Complete
Fame: Redux by Min Daae reviews
Asmodean reflects on fame or lack thereof, broods a little. Written for the lovely Shorelle. ONESHOT.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Asmodean - Complete
Endorsements of the Doomed by JoeMerl reviews
Obama is an alien, Red is running against Purple, and Dib endorses Kucinich! All this and more in this bizarre collection of 2008 U.S. presidential election stories. Non-partisan humor. Final chapter: Inauguration Day! With robots.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,447 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Zim, Dib - Complete
A Time to Speak by SmallInsect reviews
..."Think very carefully android. This is the last thing you’ll ever get to say to him, after all. Don’t you want it to be meaningful?" One shot. Post Nemesis. SPOILERS.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Data, Q - Complete
InQsitiveness by HalfshellVenus1 reviews
Picard/Q, one-sided: Picard's Risa vacation keeps getting more interesting all the time.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2008 - J. Picard, Q - Complete
Get Out Alive by Akanesi reviews
Torchwood's members think on the events of the second season. The pain, the regret; how no one can be relied upon. "I was a hero in the end. A bitter one but a hero all the same." Reviews returned.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Why you shouldn't eavesdrop by TimelessTears reviews
Komui overhears a argument and misunderstands. . . Rated T for slight sexual refernces.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Komui Lee - Complete
Manners Are For Mortals by HalfshellVenus1 reviews
Reluctant-Picard/Q, Slashy humor: Q is what he is and he does what he does. Relentlessly.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2008 - J. Picard, Q - Complete
You Always Hurt the Ones You Love by EmilyTheStranger reviews
The hardest thing Ryuk ever had to do was kill the man he had fallen in love with. Ryuk's POV, Character Death. Oneshot. Comission for my sister.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
At Heaven's Gate by TimelessTears reviews
This war was finally over, but like all wars it had a bittersweet ending for the victors.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Security Updates by caffeine.bloodstream reviews
MacPC. Yup. As in'Hi, I'm a Mac' and 'And I'm a PC'. There's no rule against slashing anthropomorphized computers, right? .[They are in the middle of networking when the doorbell rings.]
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Rather Disappointing, Really by Frizz the Eccentric reviews
The story of where Q got his powers!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Q, J. Picard - Complete
Comfort Me by Arsinen reviews
After Press is killed Bobby is feeling a bit down and Spader comforts him. ONESHOT! SLASH!
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Complete
Waltz of The Ninnies by ghosteye99 reviews
A short ficlet I did in response to a livejournal meme I posted. It's a brief pairing of Dr.Zachary Smith & The Robot,from the old Lost In Space series. Implied manrobot romance & an OC alien involved in there somewhere.
Lost In Space - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Complete
April Q by Alara Rogers reviews
What's Q's favorite holiday?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2003 - J. Picard, Q - Complete
Red Shirt Run Amok by Tavia reviews
It should be pretty self-evident from the title. If I say anymore it'll give it away. Funny, G-rated. Please R/R.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/18/2002