xconsultingWriter
Poll: What Hetalia pairing should I use in my next fic? Vote Now!
Follow . Favorite
Joined 10-13-09, id: 2113762, Profile Updated: 06-29-14
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

American Sex Bracelets by The-4th-Deathly-Hallow reviews
Summary- The other nations have noticed America has started wearing these weird, colored bracelets. What do they mean? The nations are determined to find out. I don't know if they have sex bracelets anywhere other than America...but read and review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,587 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 4/14/2011 - America - Complete
The courting of Alfred Jones by Willona reviews
Alfred Jones is the most popular guy in school and also extremely homophobic. This is why Arthur is his new favourite 'victim', but Arthur has no intentions of grovelling in the dust for him. Punk!ArthurxJock!Alfred, past FrUk. Sorry this is on hiatus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,382 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - America, England/Britain
What Seemed Like a Good Idea by Sanadachi reviews
Karkat is a dedicated student who is constantly pressured into getting good grades. When he meets Sollux, he learns that it's better to be dedicated to your friends, and that having them with you will help you in many situations. All characters are human.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,101 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C.
Sakuro High School by AmTheLion reviews
Tala was boiling with anger. /How dare he touch him like that./ He couldn't believe what he was thinking. Kai didn't belong to him, and besides he wasn't gay like Kai...or was he? YAOI TalaXKai
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,107 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Tala, Kai H.
The Buzzing of a Bee by pacattack777 reviews
Who knew Sollux could turn his shitty, depressing life into something a little more meaningful? Some mild language.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 151,021 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sollux C., Karkat V. - Complete
Under Any Circumstances by sockruse reviews
You do not, under any circumstances, fall in love with your best friend. This is what he had been telling himself, since those ridiculous thoughts had started stirring in his brain. So why, after everything he had put him through, did he "love" him?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,303 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V.
I Less Than Three You by Hyouri reviews
Sollux Captor is a socially awkward young man who have spent more time with computers than with humans. All of a sudden he's thrown into college life and meet the loud, angry and slightly hostile Karkat Vantas, which makes his life take a huge turn from.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V.
Karkat: Make the voices go away by Kaffee und Sahne reviews
Sollux is hearing voices again, and only one troll can take his mind off of them. SolKar. Blood.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
Broken Road by Cherrykissez reviews
After the game ended, Karkat disappeared without a trace. That was nearly five years ago. Now, he's here on the front porch of a certain troll's home, looking for a place to stay and a warm meal to eat. Warning: May become Sol/Kat later on.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
The Murderer and The Thief by Knight The Cat reviews
Ivan was a murderer. Yao was a thief. And neither of them had any idea what they were getting into that night... RoChu AU, Suspense/Crime/Romance Rating may go up. Rated T for Yaoi in later chapters, character death... Summary sucks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,295 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - China, Russia
Sasuke's Coupon Book by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Naruto makes Sasuke a very special coupon book for Christmas full of coupons for naughty things for Sasuke to do to Naruto. Needless to say, Sasuke is thrilled. AU SasuNaru OOC Practically nothing but lemons - you have been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,698 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Trip To Spain Could Only End In by ForeverTwin611 reviews
Lovino is a foreign exchange student in Spain. Things were going just brilliantly before he happened upon a Spanish restaurant in the heart of Madrid where he laid eyes on a certain Spanish Sex God...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,086 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
When we meet by Nocturna-life reviews
Kakashi has lost everyone from his past and he's not quite able to move on completely. the encounter with a grass ninja makes it even more difficult for him. KakaObi , KakaIru. Shounen-ai. AU where Obito is still alive. R&R please
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,239 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Obito U., Kakashi H. - Complete
One Time by Knight The Cat reviews
Alfred goes to visit Arthur... And the outcome surprises him a lot! Oneshot currently . UKUS... Fail summary. Warning! Yaoi! T for safety, rating will most likely go UP! Co-written with siriusly chibi... Please read!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2011 - America, England/Britain
The SSLBSSDT by Shelli Lunare reviews
The Society for Submissive Little Brothers to Share Self Defense Tactics comes together when Ludwig has had enough of Gilbert, and violence isn't working. Having their own brothers for experience, can Matthew and Feliciano help him? Human names used a lot. (TBC eventually, major writer's block hit)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/1/2011 - N. Italy, Germany, Canada, Prussia
Daisy at Night by Shelli Lunare reviews
To Germany, Italy is a sunshiny daisy. But daisies tend to be more beautiful when they bloom at night. This is my first published fanfic. It's oneshot fluff, and human names are used once each at the end. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2011 - [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
A Stray Cat by Scritcher reviews
Hurt!Traumatised!Germany/Caring!Italy As if the horrors of WW2 weren't enough torture for Ludwig, he has to suffer the repercussions even decades later. He just wished Italy was there to hold him again... Eh? A cat? Angsty fluff, hopefully cute ending.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Little Shadow by awesomesen reviews
Norway changes when it snows. Den/Nor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Denmark, Norway
Between the two by black ines reviews
Series of drabbles featuring our favourite Russians: Kai and Tala. R&R please.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Kai H., Tala
Ask the Nordics by Elspeth Lenore reviews
Have you always wanted to ask either Norway, Iceland, Sweden, Finland, or Denmark a question? Here's the place to go! :D Please review your letters and have fun! :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,715 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Denmark, Norway
Todays is that day again by NoImnotaddictedtoanime reviews
this is a depressing story about...england...*cough cough*...wow it's really difficult to write a good summary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2011 - England/Britain
Don't Close Your Eyes by NostalgicSchemer reviews
"I want to move on, Germany. I'm ready to move on," he said.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Baby, It's Cold Outside by awesomesen reviews
Wherein the Nordics get together for Christmas dinner, and Denmark and Norway ruin it. Den-Nor, rated for heavily implied sexual situations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Like, Oh My God! by annoying talking animal reviews
AU, High school fic. The four of them couldn't be any more different, they couldn't be part of more diverse crowds, but when forced to work together they realize that they couldn't have judged each other any less accurately. KaiMax, TyHil
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,104 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
The Mental Club by Shadow of Midnight reviews
AU Hospital fic. Nine children with different disorders are put together to try to solve their problems. Blind, Schizo Tala, Mute, Bipolar Bryan, Dual Personalities and Deaf Spencer, Pyro Kai, ADD Max, Depressed Rei, ADHD Mao, OCD Hiromi, ADHD Tyson
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,522 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Tala, Bryan
A Tale of Two Wars by GingerIntelligence reviews
"Because it's clear cut and it's ambiguous, it's painful and it's actually calming, on both sides, and it's the most complicated moment of Sherlock's life, because it's just too simple." Sherlock/John, nightmare!fic, minor bad language. Mild pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Accident by Fire Lady Ursa reviews
Kai had a little accident. Will he clean it up without anyone knowing? Will he tell anyone? Will Rei find out?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,305 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K.
The Desk by MistressOfRobins reviews
It was a desk. There was nothing special about it. It was like any other desk in their classroom. Well, except for the fact that it was the desk next to Uchiha Sasuke's and it had been Uzumaki Naruto's goal to sit there for six whole months. -SasuNaru.AU-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In A Life by TaikoHawk reviews
Kakashi-centric flashfics detailing moments in his life, childhood and after. Sometimes serious, other times silly. The people he knew, the missions he completed; everything molded Kakashi into who he is now. Highlights Kakashi's friendship with Obito.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,734 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
After Rain, There's always Light by Monochromatic Love reviews
Ryuuzaki isn't particularily fond of rain, so after distant memories come flowing back, he turns to his crush for help. L/Light slash. Fluff
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/6/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Chunin Prank by Lenea89 reviews
Every year Iruka and his close friends indulge their prankster ways. Every year some annoying, or aggravating jounin was the receiver of Iruka’s wrath... I wonder who it will be this year.. and what does the Prankster king have in store? Crackish, KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,973 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Kira Complex by Ashimaru-yfg reviews
Light has been thinking for a while; perhaps L had been too engrossed in the Kira case that it would also effect their relationship. He wants to personally find out. Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Icha Icha Secrets, Porn With a Purpose by Lenea89 reviews
How Different would Konoha be if Jiraiya never wrote the Icha Icha series? Someone explains how Icha Icha is ‘Porn with a purpose’. Conversational drabble and the product of being bored.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Will Bryan Snap? by chocolatexloverx16 reviews
Bryan finds himself working in the customer service industry for a day. Spencer is the reason he had to go. The other three's success was his motive. But, will he, and everyone else, make it through the day in one piece? Only time will tell... xD
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Bryan - Complete
The Way We Were by Erithil reviews
The greatest tragedy is perhaps not the loss of loved ones, but to have them stand before you and not know how much you love them. A KakaIru fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 117,412 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
It’s Just A Crush… Or Is It? by yokosfangirl reviews
Deidara has had a crush on Itachi ever since he first joined the Akatsuki. Pein comes up with an idea to help get Itachi and Deidara together. Rated M for yaoi lemon. Story request from black55widow.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Not Here, Not There by PyroTheWereCat reviews
L x Light YAOI. Light has given up being Kira and is now secretly dating our favorite detective. But all is not well. Strained for love, will a holiday to England save the boys' affair? M for off-screen sex and epic fondling.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Why Kakashi is Gay by Lenea89 reviews
CRACK Naruto is convinced Kakashi is gay And he tells Sakura why. Drabble? Crack? Romance?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Getting to Know You by KakaIru-IsMyWorld reviews
Kakashi still remained a mystery to Iruka, despite what he supposedly knew about the other man. Yaoi, mild erotic content. Kakashi/Iruka. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Soul Mates by andrhats reviews
Navi is killed by Link's shadow inside the Water Temple, leaving the Hero of Time gravely injured, and Sheik is forced to accompany him more thoroughly on his quest. But the shadow is not satisfied. Yaoi/shounen-ai is contained herein. FINISHED!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 147 - Words: 603,180 - Reviews: 2083 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Link, Sheik - Complete
Baking Disasters Much? by chocolatexloverx16 reviews
Neither Ray nor Hilary are present, so the team decide to bake them cookies as a thank you. But is the task too much to handle? And why does Tala show up? I don't know either. T for slight swearing. Another attempt at humor. R&R if you like!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Max T./Max M. - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins Anyone? by Mintsticks reviews
What happens when the characters of Beyblade come together to play a friendly little game of the Seven Deadly Sins? You'll just have to read to find out!
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,622 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Tyson G./Takao K., Kai H. - Complete
They Aren't Gay, Right? by SoWrites reviews
Sakura is certain that there is no way Sasuke and Naruto are gay...so why are they *indirectly* kissing in the movie theater? SasuNaru or NaruSasu. Author Note: If you squint, you'll see my reasons for SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Scars are Really Sexy by Ivan the Bear reviews
Who knew such a thing as a scar could not only mesmerize him, but turn him on? TalaxBryan
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Bryan, Tala - Complete
Oh Hi There by Ivan the Bear reviews
My name is Tala Ivanov and my biggest secret just got out while I was naked. TalaxBryan
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Tala, Bryan - Complete
Tyson's accident by Beywriter reviews
Tyson learns a Vacuum cleaner isn't a good idea for aiding in alone time.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Tyson G./Takao K.
Two Equals One by andrhats reviews
Sheik and Link finally consummate their relationship as the end of the war comes ever closer. Lemon, Yaoi, M/M, and so on and so forth...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Link, Sheik - Complete
The Mary Sue Hunter by Shadow of Midnight reviews
You've all seen them, Mary Sues. Now a new force has arrived to fight the darkness... The MARY SUE HUNTER... No pairings, anti-OCs.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bryan - Complete
Until we meet again by whereSilencebegins reviews
Deidara was still grieving the loss of his partner when he meets Itachi in the forest, who offers him healing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,868 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
What I Love by KungFuu reviews
Sai figures out how he feels through painting, and lately, all his paintings have been of Yamato. YamatoXSai Fluffy Drabble
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Sai, Yamato - Complete
Any Way You Want It by Tierfal reviews
“Are these leather pants?” Light demanded incredulously. Matsuda waved a careless hand. “You’ll thank me later,” he pledged. Light/L, PWP-ish.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/8/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
I Have Never by Scarlett Witch reviews
During a 'Boys night in' our favourite Jounin and Chuunin have one too many drinks which lead to some surprising confessions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Roses by SilkYuzu reviews
Oneshot BryTal It's their first year anniversary and Bryan can't decide on a gift.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Bryan, Tala - Complete
Midnight Confessions by Lizmun reviews
[COMPLETE!] As Team 7's sensei, Kakashi has taken it upon himself to learn the backgrounds of his students, including that of their former sensei, Iruka.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,458 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Gravity by Elspeth1 reviews
Featuring a shellshocked auror and everybody's favorite werewolf. When the person you love is on the path to selfdestruction, it's hard to know whether to stay by them or let them go.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,904 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2003 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Hey there Li'l Red Riding Hood by Elspeth1 reviews
Karaoke night at the Three Broomsticks. MWPP sort of. Remus sings and Sirius drools.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete