Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.
Name: You can call me Tiger
My favorite types of music are rock, country, pop, hip pop, oldies, lots of other stuff too
My favorite books are the Harry Potter series even though i don't agree with a lot of it like Harry/Ginny she's so much like his mother, it's just wrong!
However my least favorite book series is Twilight even though i read a lot of fanfiction on it... I don't know, I kind of think Dobby/Narcissa is a better love story but oh well :) (Harry Potter for the win!)
I haven't updated any new stories in... well forever but i have a ton of them banging in my head. So it's just a matter of putting them into words and on paper, or the computer.
Oh, and my Pottermore account is FeatherAsphodel45 if you wish to add me. :D
-If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!
-So I was like Avada Kadavra and he was like Dead
- I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret.
- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar
- I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.
- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort
- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape
- I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculas book
- Dear Harry, I hate you, Love Voldy
- When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley. Cause to him she's the scariest thing on earth!
- This icon is off trying to shut Percy in a pyramid.
-Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked infront of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy
-I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office
-I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!
-Professer Flitwick's name is not Yoda
-I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class
-If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
-Neville: OMG I killed Harry Potter
(somewhere in the distance)
Voldemort: Nooooo! I wanted to do it! sob
-Draco: I mock you with my spirt fingers!
-I stalked a death eater and all i got was this lousy potions master!
-I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand
-I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing
-I will not follow potions intstructions in reverse order just to see what happens
-I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals
-I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween
-I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton
If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile(Im not a physco honest!)
For me, crazy is a loose term.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile
If you think that those kids should stop trying to steal Lucky's Lucky charms, copy and paste this to your page.
If you think that The cocoa bird needs help, copy and paste this to your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!