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Joined 10-13-09, id: 2114122, Profile Updated: 12-08-13
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Invader Zim.

I haven't had a chai latte in a long time. Anyway, with school work and all, I haven't even had time to even consider writing fanfics. One day, I'll have time. For now, I'll just read and edit stories.

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Waterfall by pwoutagonist reviews
Rivaille is a P.E teacher and Eren is a senior in high school. School trip to the beach leads to a rendezvous underneath a waterfall, followed by nighttime cuddling. PURE SMUT.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Punks, Goths, and Jocks by FMAvatard reviews
Arthur Kirkland is sick of all the nonsense around him, especially from that tool of a quarterback. Punk/High School AU. Language, suggestive themes
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,765 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - America, England/Britain
Should've Been a What! by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto is excited when he finds out he and his friends, including best friend Sasuke, get nominated for a surperlative.But what happens when he realizes its not what he expected? Simple. All hell breaks lose, and feelings are seen in a different light. So much for a boring senior year... SasuNaru, not sure how many chapters...LEMON be warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,295 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Second Chances by Spades 44 reviews
Crime doesn't stop just because you're dead. Set in the afterlife. L catches bad guys, eats cake, falls in love, and is haunted by a giant evil skeleton. Very, very slow meandering romance. Naomi/Raye. Matt/Mello. L/someone familiar.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 449,968 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 8/28/2010 - L - Complete
Fangrlz II: Legends by Destiny's Hand reviews
The girls have returned to the Naruto world, but there's no returning to the way things were. War is on the horizon, and choices must be made that will change them forever. Can they - and their friendship - survive the horrors of a shinobi war?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,239 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
Spades by simplytrop reviews
When Alfred, an archaeology student, stumbles upon a sleeping man in the ruins of an old castle, he finds himself accidentally married to the Queen of Spades. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,487 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - America, England/Britain
The Happily Ever After by yunakitty reviews
Future, NowakixHiroki. The Egoist couple adopts a little boy. Their life changes for the better, and they still manage to keep a hot sex life. Full of plenty of humor and sweetness.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 84,830 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K.
Taste of Your Lips by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Naruto's always had his mind set on his goals & he'll stop at nothing to get it done. But with expenses running high he's going to need to find another job. Unfortunately that new job might involve working for an egotistic jerk. Sasu/Naru. Neji/Naru AU. SUPER EDITING IN PROGRESS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 150,817 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto's List of Awesome Stuff To Do by Levi Ackerman reviews
STAY AWAY OR I'LL RASENGAN YOU, BELIEVE IT! Teme, that means you! By stay away I meant from this book, not from the village. Because assuming that you're back to the village – I don't want you to go away again... SASUNARU, SMUT, sort of Crackish
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Virgin No More by Jay-Jay12393 reviews
A lemon oneshot from my story SoFT. Remember when Naruto was on the boat with that pink haired beauty. If you dont, well then let me show you what happened. NarutoxMoka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Rather Disturbing Disagreement by PhoenixDiamond reviews
After times of war are over and everyone's finally at peace, Sasuke and Naruto settled down to share a plate of pork buns, a cup of sweet green tea. . .and discuss some rather disturbing things in a curiously interesting conversation. Yaoi implications.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Welcome to the WorLd of Death Note by NightShadow17 reviews
Best friends Jay and Olivia are transported to the world of Death Note...How will they change the story, or will they change it at all? Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note. T to be safe. May be pairings later on.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 55,888 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - L, Light Y.
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 1762 - Favs: 4,318 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
speaking a dead language by Koyuki reviews
Sometimes, there are people you just can't live without. For Green, Red is that person. Game-verse. Green/Red
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Green/Blue (unspecified), Red - Complete
Maybe I'm Just Tired by darkalbino reviews
Drunk and breathy kisses and Sasuke's awkward as hell. SasuNaruSasu. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kick, Poke, Pat, Hug, and Chu! by destroyedparadise234 reviews
Summary: L has ways of distracting Light from killing a certain clumsy detective *cough*Matsuda*cough*. Light likes some methods more than other. Much more. Warning: YAOI! OOC-ness out-of-character LxLight LightxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/5/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Protecting the Chosen one by Lilbakasaru reviews
I know inventive title isn't it? Well anyway here is the thing Naruto and Sasuke have to go to Hogwarts to protect Harry Potter, but things aren't as simple as that.Why is love so complicated? SasuNaru HPDM NejGaa may contain crack, spoilers...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,351 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2576 - Favs: 3,530 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14254 - Favs: 7,274 - Follows: 5,519 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
The Climb by Koyuki reviews
Green may have a lot of complaints about Red, but even those are apparently not enough to make Green stop climbing Mt. Silver to see him. Game-verse. Green/Red
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Green/Blue (unspecified), Red - Complete
The yaoicentric book of jokes by Manflesh reviews
I like jokes but can't help but think of how much better they would be if the Naruto characters were in those situations. I don't claim to own the jokes or Naruto. Mostly SasuNaru and some straight pairings. Rated M for some dirty jokes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Guarantee by TKCat reviews
Some promises just can't be given. Naruto learned that the hard way. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,499 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Concrete Naruto by Arra Frost reviews
Bearing the bruises and his name is not easy, especially when the society is against him. Will Naruto's 16th birthday bring hope and freedom or will his life end in sorrow and pain? SasuxNaru. warnings inside. Complete. Angst. Yaoi. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 154,114 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pimpin' by darkalbino reviews
Because in case you didn't know, Sasuke and Naruto are MASTAH PIMPS. Crack for Skully, it's all crack, idk, it's one am.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Just Another Day by DarkBlysse reviews
Hitachiincest, PWP
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4197 - Favs: 5,894 - Follows: 6,022 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
The Cheshire Cat by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto orders a rare cat online... but he winds up with a humanoid instead! Worse, the humanoid keeps trying to molest him! Will Naruto return him? Will Sasuke LET him? SASUNaru, yaoi. Influenced by the manga 'Love Neko'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,533 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fangrlz by Destiny's Hand reviews
Five ordinary high school girls are thrown into the Naurto world and paired with characters they either like . . . or hate. Can they learn to survive in a world of ninja? Can they ever get home? Do they even want to leave?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 130,152 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Torque by CerealK reviews
‘Yes Naruto,’ Sasuke patiently repeated for the ninth time to the spastically twitching, jabbering blond. ‘Believe it or not the Ferrari is yours…. Now stop orgasming, clean up your drool and drive.’
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Foolish Hearts by Emo Fox reviews
Sasuke has finally returned to Konoha. His goal is to kill the Hokage and the entire village. He didn't expect for the Hokage to be Naruto. SasuNaru/lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 109,918 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Great Debate by myfreudianslip reviews
It all started, innocently enough, with a pair of jeans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,343 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Italy, Here we Come! by NavyBlueWings reviews
What happens when you take one excited Naruto, one stoic Sasuke, and throw them on a school trip to Italy? A pinch of trouble, a heap of laughs, and one unanswered confession on a lonesome Venice bridge. Pack your bags, it's going to be a crazy ride!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,339 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Happens In Tanzaku City by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke and Naruto wake up after a drunken night in Tanzaku City... oh my... what's that on your finger, Uzumaki-san? Or should I say, Uchiha-san? Yaoi, SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,408 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bite by NavyBlueWings reviews
Two/Three shot. Sasuke, in need of money, agrees to work at Konoha Camp. What looks like the summer from hell turns out to be the most important two months of his life when a certain blond sneaks into his head. SasuNaru, lemon in later chaps. AU. R&R !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,464 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Story of How I Saved Sasuke by kally77 reviews
The Story of How I, Uzumaki Naruto, the Greatest Ninja That Ever Lived, Saved Uchiha Sasuke from the Rabid Fangirls of Doom. // crack!fic. SasuNaruSasu. Spoilers for recent manga story arcs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,765 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Worst Santa Ever by darkalbino reviews
Would have to be Sasuke. Crack-ish two-shot, SasuNaruSasu lemon in second chapter. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,939 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Little Naruto doesn't lie by kally77 reviews
Konohamaru's latest jutsu leaves Naruto with doubts about his sexual preferences. A clone and a few henge no jutsu will clear that right up. Spoilers for manga #347. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Three times when Sasuke didn’t kiss Naruto by kally77 reviews
Three times Sasuke messed up, and one time he and Naruto finally got it right. SasuNaruSasu, spoilers for manga, now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,196 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
i'll always love you by Sw33testAgOny reviews
I took out the fox plushies he gave to me. Those were the only gifts he left me since the day we started going out. I remembered the days I spent with him and started to count the days… when we were in love… sasunaru oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Disco Ain't Dead by KageKitsune XXX reviews
You can't really enjoy a party, when the one you love is dancing with some one else. NaruSasu Au. Warning: Yaoi content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Connection by darkalbino reviews
Don't you hate it when you turn out to be right about certain things? SasuNaru, two-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wet by la-chevreuille reviews
A two-part prequel to "The Badge", which happens to work well as a plotless, sexy standalone. Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto, attending the Konohagakure police academy in their 'springtime of youth'... Is now a thorough 'M'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lights, Sex and Destiny by KageKitsune XXX reviews
A freak snowstorm, a delayed flight, and one moron for a stalker. It can only mean one thing: Destiny. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,260 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Guide To The Wild Side by darkalbino reviews
When good boy Sasuke gets into a heated arguement with his father, he decides to do something drastic to get back at him. In comes Naruto and the gang, the bad boys of the school, who Sasuke starts hanging out with. SasuNaru, full summary inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,861 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke the Asexual by S Girlie reviews
Sasuke always thought he was Asexual... until he found Naruto in a compromising position sasunaru yaoi oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 106 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Because by Crimson Skies reviews
Tsunade has a question but the only ones who know the answer aren't telling. A Team Seven oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Complete
One Step Ahead by Crimson Skies reviews
Sora's thoughts at the end of the game. Companion fic to If I Told You. RikuSora. Oneshot. Slight Angst.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Sora, Riku - Complete
If I Told You by Crimson Skies reviews
Riku's last thoughts before the end of the game. Companion fic to One Step Ahead. RikuSora. Oneshot. Slight Angst.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Riku, Sora - Complete
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The Only One reviews
Will he ever notice? When will he find out? A sasunaru! switching POV sasuke/naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,197 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Back Off! He's Mine! reviews
Gretchen's having a hard time with love, but what will happen when she falls back in love with her first crush Dib? Will she be able to steal his heart, or will it stay with Zim? ZaDr! And a little DaGr.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Dib, Zim
Happy Birthday! reviews
It's Sasuke's birthday and Naruto wants to celebrate it. PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete