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I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah forum: http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/An_Empty_Soul/2114136/
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Cody Simpsonz Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/CodySimpsonNoize
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Favorite chicken: Pizza, fruit, cake, ravioli, ramen noodles, tropical fruit salad, vegetable salad, popcorn, peas, broccoli, spinach, chronic beans, radishes, turkey burgers, turkey n' minute rice, pancakes, chocolate oatmeal, n' chocolate.
Favorite book: Narnia, Our ghetto (Quentin Bizzle), tha sword of Shannara, tha elfstonez of Shannara, tha decedentz of tha Shannara's, Bizzle, Mystery n' Black cow farm, n' Diablo My fuckin Dream Horse.
Favorite Porno: Narnia, Splash, Never Say Never, Batteries not included, Pretty biatch, Willow, Lord of tha Rings, Slim Tim Man, Little mermaid, Little mermaid 2 return ta tha sea, And lil mermaid three back ta tha beginnin or suttin' like dis shit...
Favorite hobby: Steppin n' drawing
Favorite blanket: Types dat is fuzzy.
Afro color: Dark Blonde almost Brown.
Hobbies: Listenin ta Quentin Bizzle, Listenin ta Cody Simpson, goin ta fanfiction, uppimpin mah underground diary, wishin some muthafucka would either go mah forum, Pm me, or review a story.
Favorite Songs: Quentin Bizzle:
Never say Never Featurin Jaden Smizzle, Baby, Stuck up in tha moment, prayer, 'U' smile, One time, one less lonely girl, Bigger, Back down ta earth, First dance, dat should be me, lick n' tell, I be bout ta never let you go, n' Ludd mah dirty ass
One, Perfect, All day, n' IyIy, evenings up in london, not just you, don't cry yo' ass out, Crash, Ay na na na, So listen, I want candy,and On mah mind.
Yo, selena Gomez:
Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck Says, A year without rain, Naturally, n' Round n' round.
Higher, Break yo' ass, Dynamite
Back ta December n' fairytale.
Favorite Color: Pink, Purple, White, light blue, Black, Red n' Green
Favorite hustla: Quentin Bizzle
Favorite thang up in yo' room: Posters.
Favorite thang you wear: Blue v-neck hoodie n' some boot cut jeans.
Vote biaaatch! up above biaatch!
I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah straight-up parings fo' tha teen titans
Beast boy/ Raven.
I wanna bust a nut on almost any parin accept fo' any parin wit cyborg accept fo' Cy/bee
...S... Put this
...O...A hustla of
...W...Shadow tha Hedgehog
...!!... Well shiiiit, it shows dat u care bout his ass WHAT!
Put dis on your
If you ludd FANFICTION.NET, add yo' name n' copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissonin Raven, Aleksandrya Gregonovitch, freakily obsessed Yassen fan, True Colours, SonicGurl, CodySimpson143,
When tha blind lead tha blind, git outta tha way.
Many people, when they run tha fuck into a telephone pole, blame tha pole.
A playa will bail you outta tha slamma; a funky-ass dopest playa is ghon be up in tha cell next ta you sayin "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
A phat playa helps you up when you fall fo' realz. A dopest playa laughs n' trips you again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again
9 outta 10 playas smoke dat 1 outta 10 playas will always disagree wit em.
If yo ass is obsessed wit Fire, copy n' paste dis ta yo' flava n' sign yo' name so dat we know dat our asses aint tha only pyromaniacs here.: RulerofFire, Adderstar of ValorClan, alansquill, True Colours, SonicGurl, CodySimpson143,
If you have eva had a cold-ass lil crush on a gangbangin' fictionizzle character, copy n' paste dis on yo' flava n' add yo' penname n' tha name(s) of tha charactas you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (Jizzy Potter, Sirius Black (when da thug was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is mah one n' only!))scarilyobsessed(FangIggy from maximum ride, EdwardJasper from twilight!), teeny-weeny-munchkin (it's...he's...no I can't say!!) True Colours (Yo, they can never reject you, only Alex Rider just stole Yassen from mah dirty ass...in mah head...which cannot be normal...curses) Mellorocx(well dis ought ta be long..Alex Rider, Artemis Fowl, Larry Potsmoker(but I be thinkin a portion of dat is Daniel Radcliffe), Fang, Jasper, Carlise, n' multiple manga characters) A a Reader ( Yassen, Wolf, Sesshomura, Emmet, Iggy, Ikuto, n' nuff mo' )Freakily Obsessed Yassen Fan (oohhh... three guesses!! It aint nuthin but Yassen of course, though I also like like Crowley from Dope Omens)SonicGurl(Sonic, Shadow, n' True Metal Sonic, hes sooo cute!) An Empty Soul, (Robin, Speedy, Slade, Shadow, Jizzo McCann, (From CSI) n' nuff more.)
If yo ass aint dead yet, copy n' paste dis on yo' profile
If you don't give a fuck bout Lil Pimp Abuse, copy n' paste dis on yo' profile. if you don't you have no SOUL!
Therez not a god damn thang wack wit jumpin off bout some shiznit wit yo ass. It aint nuthin but when you argue wit yo ass n' LOSE when itz weird. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! If you agree, copy dis n' put it up in yo' profile
If yo ass be anti-social sometimes copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile.
When game gives you lemons, make orange juice, then sit back n' let tha ghetto wonder how tha fuck you done did dat shit. WHAT!
Make a list of ten characters. Da first five should be female, tha last five should be male.
1 fo' realz. Amy
5. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sally
6. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sonic
7. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shadow
10. Metal Sonic
1) 1 n' 6 is makin out. 9 sees them, what tha fuck is his bangin erection?
Tails: O.o Fuck dat shit, Amy finally gots Sonic is fall up in ludd wit her?!
2) What tha fuck iz a phat shippin name fo' a 4 n' 9 pairing?
TailsXTikal, biatch? O.o Taikal?
3) 4, 10, 5, n' 6 is invited ta 7z home fo' a party. What happens?
Tikal, Metal Sonic, n' Sonic is invited ta Shadows house.. yo. Hmm...
I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah dopest guess would be dat Metal Sonic n' Sonic would fight, n' Shadow will kick they butts cuz hes phat like dis shit. XD
4) 2 n' 6 is ridin' dirty. What happens when 4 sees them?
Tikal: Awww... Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sonic n' Cream is ridin' dirty... Wait, what?
5) What tha fuck iz a phat shippin name fo' a 8 n' 3 pairing?
KnucklesXRouge, I be thinkin it might be Knuouge or suttin' different.
6) 10 has a funky-ass birthday, n' invites 2, 7, 6, n' 9 ta his thugged-out lil' party. What kind of chaos ensues?
Its Metal Sonics B-day, n' invites Cream, Shadow, Sonic, n' Tails... Um... Total chaos happens n' tha doggy den blew up XD
7) 5 n' 7 git all up in a thugged-out dizzle camp. What happens?
Yo, sally n' Shadow git all up in camp, biatch? I dunno wat happens.. fo' realz. Although Sally did marry Shadow fo' a lil' bit up in tha comics...
Yo, sally: ...
8) 4, 1, 9, n' 7 git all up in school fo' one day. It make me wanna hollar playa! What did they learn?
Tikal, Amy, Tails, n' Shadow, biatch? Tikal knows every last muthafuckin thang since her ass is pimp, Amy n' Tails learn suttin' n' Shadow... Probably dont pay attention XD
9) What tha fuck iz a phat shippin name fo' a 2 n' 7 pairing?
Cream n' Shadow... Credow, biatch? Nah... Maybe Creadow or something. If there be a name fo' dat shit... I dont wanna know...
10) Everyone goes afta 10. Do dat schmoooove muthafucka gotz a cold-ass lil chance?
Nope. Metal Sonic aint gots a cold-ass lil chance. XD
11) Everyone goes afta 3. Do dat freaky freaky biatch gotz a cold-ass lil chance?
Rouge, biatch? Yeah, she entrances tha thugs yo, but tha hoes git her n' shit. XD
12) 5 throws a pear at 1. What happens?
LOL! Sally threw a pear at Amy?! Amy hurts her badly
13) What do they all do when they not part of dis quiz?
uh.. fo' realz. Amy chases Sonic, Cream is playin wit Cheese, Rouge goes steals jewels, Tikal talks wit Chaos, Sally leadz tha Freedom fighters, Sonic n' Shadow gotz a race, Knux guardz tha Masta Emerald, Tails works on projects, n' Metal Sonic... Do suttin' I dont know bout XD
14) 1, 2,and 3 form a grope was they rape playas what tha fuck will 9, 6, n' 7 do?
Tails will become tha leader, Shadow is ghon be mad hommie! a Sonic gonna git a sign sayin "Go!"
On Sears hairdryer:
On a ounce ta tha bounce of Fritos:
On a funky-ass bar of Dial soap:
On some Swan frozen dinners:
On Tescoz Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of tha box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packagin fo' a Rowenta iron:
On Bootz Childrenz cough medicine:
On Nytol chill aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a strang of Chrizzle lights:
On a gangbangin' chicken processor:
On Sainsburyz peanuts:
On a Gangsta Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a cold-ass lil childz Supamayne costume:
Insanitizzle is contagious. Copy n' paste dis ta yo' flava if you eva had a urge ta or had laughed crazily along wit em.
"Thatz one lil' small-ass step fo' a gangbangin' fingerprint, one giant leap fo' fingerkind." -Me pressin mah finger ta mah chocolate bar.
Yo ass know yo ass aint aiiight if one of yo' playaz fronts he be a assassin.
If you've eva copied n' pasted suttin' tha fuck into yo' profile, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile.
If you sick of playas spittin some lyrics ta you ta copy n' paste shiznit up in yo' profile, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile.
l...l Put dis on your
A few wack n' slightly fucked up thangs I have done:
1) Walked backwardz tha fuck into a wall up in front of 15 people. (twice!)
Admittin yo ass is weird means yo ass is normal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sayin dat yo ass be aiiight is odd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! If you admit dat yo ass is weird n' like it, copy dis onto yo' profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, n' odd is when you don't give a fuck what tha fuck ta booty-call one of mah thugs. Weird is tha same ol' dirty as different, which is tha same ol' dirty as unique, so weird is good. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! If yo ass is weird n' proud as a muthafucka of it, copy dis onto yo' flava biaatch!
Ninety-five cement of tha lil playas up there be concerned wit bein ghettofab n' fittin in. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. If you part of tha five cement whoz ass aren't, copy this, put it up in yo' profile, n' add yo' name ta tha list fo' realz. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy-Ass Bizzleie Joe Bangin Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, Da Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, Da Only Innocent Writa Here-Yumi, nevermore199,shadow_goddess99. Kakashis-First-Kiss, pantedgieQueen13, Sparks tha Cheese Bangin Wolf,CodySimpson143,
98 cement of tha teenage population do or has tried tokin pot. If you one of tha 2 cement whoz ass aint, copy n' paste dis up in yo' profile.
JASON GIDEON IS NOT GONE, HE IS JUST HIDING UNDER AARON HOTCHNER'S DESK. COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU URGE HOTCH TO LOOK UNDER HIS DESK.
92 cement of teens would take a thugged-out dirtnap if Abercombie n' Fitch holla'd at dem dat shiznit was undef ta breathe. Copy dis up in yo' flava if you would be tha 8 cement dat would be bustin up yo' head off!
98 of tha Internizzle population has a Myspace. If you part of tha 2 dat can resist wack fads, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile.
98 cement of authors confuse "you're" n' "your". If YOU'RE one of tha 2 cement whoz ass knows how tha fuck ta tell dem apart, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into YOUR profile. (Remember here; Your-Possession, example: It aint nuthin but YOUR fault if yo ass is dumb enough ta git these lyrics tha wack way round now dat I've holla'd at you bout dat shit. You're-Abrieviation of 'Yo ass are', example: I be thinkin YOU'RE wack if you git dis wack even afta I holla'd at you bout dat shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. See, simple aint dat shiznit son!)
96 cement of tha freestylin population confuse "where", "were" n' "we're" if yo ass is part of tha four cement dat can tell dem apart, copy n' paste dis on yo' profile. (PLEASE remember: Where-Location, example: I have no clue WHERE yo' dome is if you still git dis incorrect. Were-signification of past tense action, example: Yo ass WERE goin ta git dis wack without mah help. We're-Abrieviation of 'We are', example: WE'RE straight-up annoyed dat I needed ta rap all all dis bullshit. It aint nuthin but just all too easy as fuck )
SUPPORT THE BUNNY! (what bunny?)
I be tha hoe dat don't git all up in school dances, or games, n' when I do go, I sit up in a cold-ass lil corner n' read a funky-ass book. I be tha hoe dat playas look all up in when I say something. I be tha hoe dat spendz most of her free time reading, writing, or bustin other activitizzles dat most teenagers wouldn't call normal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. I be tha hoe dat playas call weird n' a gangbangin' freak either behind mah back or ta mah face. I be tha hoe dat don't spend all her time on MySpace, or rappin' ta a hoe on a cold-ass lil cell beeper or regular phone. I be tha hoe dat aint been axed up in a year. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. I be tha hoe dat has stopped ta smell tha flowers n' jump n' splash up in tha rain. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. BUT I be also tha hoe whoz ass knows n' is proud as a muthafucka ta be whoz ass she is, don’t care if playas call her weird (itz a cold-ass lil compliment), whoz ass loves readin n' freestylin n' bustin tha thangs dat no one seems ta have tha time ta do any more, whoz ass can express her muthafuckin ass betta wit lyrics than actions, whoz ass don't need a muthafucka ta complete her, n' knows tha importizzle of tha lil thangs. Copy n' paste dis onto yo' account, n' add yo' name ta tha list, if yo ass be anythang like me, so tha hoes whoz ass is different n' unique can know up in they weakest time dat they is unique but not alone: Iheartjake, CrewJacob101, Boysareadrag, Da Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Missy Werecat, Liza Taylor, xRiverbreezex, Fictionlover14, Saffire55, Kitten Fairy, Countdown ta tha End of Time, WolfPrincessGirl, CodySimpson143,
If you be thinkin dat bein unique is coola than bein cool, copy dis on yo' profile.
If you have eva forgotten what tha fuck you was goin ta say, right before you say it, copy dis tha fuck into yo' profile.
If you have eva unitd up fo' mo' than five consecutizzle minutes, copy dis tha fuck into yo' profile.
If yo ass is sick n' pissed wit wack GRAMMAR (That is how tha fuck you spell it by tha way, you can use spell checker if you don't believe me) n' pissed wit wack spelling, copy n' paste dis onto yo' profile
Roses is red Violets is blue Yo crazy-ass afro is like french fries yo' voice a kazoo
NO HOMOPHOBIA ALLOWED, THIS IS A NO HOMOPHOBIA AREA!! HOMOPHOBIA KILLS PEOPLE EVERY DAY, DO NOT ACCEPT IT!! DEMMAND EQUALITY FROM YOUR LOCAL GOVERNMENT!!
Homophobia n' You: They're playas too! Quit tha don't give a fuck bout n' spread tha ludd biaaatch! Homophobia causes dirtnap all over tha ghetto,
FRIENDS: Never ask fo' anythang ta smoke or drink.
FRIENDS: Call yo' muthafathas by Mista Muthafuckin n' Mrs. n' Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you outta tha slamma.
FRIENDS: Have never peeped you cry like a muthafucka.
FRIENDS: Asks you ta write down yo' number.
FRIENDS: Borrows yo' shiznit fo' all dem minutes then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know all dem thangs bout yo thugged-out ass.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if dat is what tha fuck tha crowd is bustin.
FRIENDS: Would knock on yo' front door.
FRIENDS: Yo ass gotta tell dem not ta tell mah playas.
FRIENDS: Is only all up in highschool/college. (aka: drankin buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there ta take yo' drank away from you when they be thinkin you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore dis letter.
Also, internal memo: Everyone whoz ass readz dis is goin ta take a thugged-out dirt nap. (and straight-up soon mah brutha died!)
I DISAGREE wit mah posse, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Only wit a shitload of his opinions, I aint against our whole system n' leaders)
if you have eva freestyled a thugged-out dare fo' Sonic Truth or Dare, copy n' paste it onto yo' profile.(YEP!)
If you have no clue what tha fuck twitta or Facebizzle is, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile. (thatz me!)
If you one of dem playas whoz ass git buckwild when you peep just two props, paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile. (Thatz me!)
Herez a message, fo' dem playas whoz ass don't like me biaatch!
hhhmmm...I be CodySimpson143 O.B.E.Y.
Quick! Write down yo' 12 straight-up charactas from Sonic tha Hedgehog
1. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shadow
2 fo' realz. Amy
7. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sonic
9. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Silver
1) Has you done eva freestyled bout six/eleven?
Fuck dat shit, I doubt there is one
2) Do you be thinkin number four is hot, biatch? How tha fuck hot, biatch?
Well, her ass is tha sex symbol fo' Sega. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So I guess straight-up hot
3) What would happen if twelve n' eight started goin out?
Thatz pretty interesting. I wonder what tha fuck would happen
4) Is nine a major character?
To me yeaaaa :)
5) Do two n' six cook up a phat couple?
Uh...sure if you tha fuck into dat kind of thang
6) Five/Nine or five/ten?
Tails/Silver or Tails/Blaze. I say Tails n' Blaze
7) What would happen if seven strutted up in on two n' eight kissing?
Um...I be thinkin we all know what tha fuck he goin ta do. ;) ;)
8) Would three/ten cook up a phat story?
I doubt dat shit.
9) Is there any thang as one/eight fluff?
I have straight-up read one. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So yes
10) Suggest a title fo' a seven/twelve hurt/comfort short story?
Yo, sometimes We Need ta Slow Things Down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Ehh, I don't give a fuck suttin' like dis shit.
11) Do any of yo' playaz write stories bout three?
Yes Yes Y'all yes y'all, :)
12) Do any of yo' playaz draw or write eleven?
13) Would any of yo' playaz write a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass short rap bout two/four/five?
Uh...I doubt dat shit
14) What might ten scream at a pimped out moment of passion?
LET IT BURN!! Haha
15) If you had a theme cold lil' woo wop fo' eight, what tha fuck might it be?
"Fireflies" by Owl City. Well shiiiit, it just came ta mind when I thought of her muthafuckin ass.
16) If you freestyled a one/six/twelve short story, what tha fuck would tha warnin be?
Weirdness muthafucka! Beware biaatch!
17) What would be a phat pick up line fo' ten ta use on two?
I can definitely make you hot.
18) 1 n' 8 is up in a aiiight relationshizzle until 5 runs off wit 9 fo' realz. Afta 8 dumps 1 fo' 2, 6 gets upset n' retaliates by pimpin 12 fo' realz. Alone n' broken-hearted, 1 travels up in search of a gangbangin' playa yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'. Finally, 1 meets 4 n' 7. Da three loners hook up 10, whoz ass drops some lyrics ta each of dem ta look fo' love. 4 findz 3, 7 gets 11 yo, but now 1 is stuck up in a never-endin ludd triangle wit 6 n' 12!
Yo, shadow n' Mina is up in a aiiight relationshizzle until Tails runs off wit Silver n' shiznit fo' realz. Afta Mina dumps Shadow fo' Amy, Cream gets upset n' retaliates by pimpin Jet fo' realz. Alone n' broken-hearted, Shadow travels up in search of a gangbangin' playa yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'. Finally, Shadow meets Rouge n' Sonic , whoz ass drops some lyrics ta each of dem ta look fo' love. Rouge findz Knuckles, Sonic gets Wave yo, but now Shadow is stuck up in a never-endin ludd triangle wit Cream n' Jet playa!
19) What would be a phat title fo' this?
Ok, first: How tha fuck would Tails hustlin effect Shadowz n' Minaz relationshizzle, biatch? Second: I be thinkin Shadow all lonely findin Sonic n' Rouge be a phat idea. Da title will be: Da Journey fo' True Love. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sappy!!
20) What would tha genre(s) be?
Romizzle n' Hurt/Comfort
21) Da end hommie! By tha way, I set you up on a thugged-out date wit two!
I be good. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! I don't be thinkin Amy will trip off dat too much.
...O... This On
...N... Yo ass care bout Robin
1. My fuckin mutha taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My fuckin mutha taught me RELIGION.
3 . My fuckin mutha taught me bout TIME TRAVEL.
4. My fuckin mutha taught me LOGIC.
5. My fuckin mutha taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My fuckin mutha taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My fuckin mutha taught me IRONY.
8. My fuckin mutha taught me bout tha science of OSMOSIS.
9. My fuckin mutha taught me bout CONTORTIONISM.
10. My fuckin mutha taught me bout STAMINA.
11. My fuckin mutha taught me bout WEATHER.
12. My fuckin mutha taught me bout HYPOCRISY.
13. My fuckin mutha taught me tha CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My fuckin mutha taught me bout BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My fuckin mutha taught me bout ENVY.
16. My fuckin mutha taught me bout ANTICIPATION .
17. My fuckin mutha taught me bout RECEIVING.
18. My fuckin mutha taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My fuckin mutha taught me ESP.
20. My fuckin mutha taught me HUMOR.
21. My fuckin mutha taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My fuckin mutha taught me GENETICS.
23. My fuckin mutha taught me bout mah ROOTS.
24. My fuckin mutha taught me WISDOM.
25 fo' realz. And mah favorite: My fuckin mutha taught me bout JUSTICE.
Girl: Do I eva cross yo' mind?
Girl: Do you like me son?
THAT IS SO CUTE!=D
Us thugs will stay up late at night...
Cute enough ta make you look twice, dope but not TOO sick fo' realz. A lil wild-ass but not too wild, tha kinda hoe that'll make you smile
Paste dis if Star/Rob is thugged-out together!"
Paste dis if Beast boy/Rae is meant ta be biaatch!
If you ludd Beast pimp n' Raven as a cold-ass lil couple as much as they ludd each other, Copy n' Paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile.
If you be thinkin dat RaeXRob is disgustin up in a straight-up disturbin way; Copy n' Paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile.
If you be thinkin dat StarfireXBeast pimp is just as gross as RobXRae; copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile.
If you screamed "FINALLY! IT'S ABOUT TIME!" when tha "special scene" up in Teen Titans: Trouble up in Tokyo happened before Cyborg holla'd it, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile.
If you ludd Beast pimp like a funky-ass brother, Copy n' Paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile.
Da white playa holla'd, "Colored playas is not allowed here." Da black playa turned round n' stood up yo. Dude then holla'd: "Listen sir...when I started doin thangs I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I be sick I be BLACK, When I go up in tha sun I be BLACK, When I be cold I be BLACK, When I take a thugged-out dirtnap I be bout ta be BLACK. But you sir, When you born you PINK, When you grow up you WHITE, When you sick, you GREEN, When you go up in tha sun you turn RED, When you cold you turn BLUE, And when you take a thugged-out dirtnap you turn PURPLE fo' realz. And you have tha nerve ta booty-call me colored?" Da black playa then sat back down n' tha white playa strutted away...
Post dis on yo' flava if you don't give a fuck bout racism
Yo ass know what tha fuck Mommy
Yo ass went ta tha doctor todizzle.
I can hear dat doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One mo' ass dat was stopped.
One mo' ass dat never read tha Bizzle.
Two mo' eyes dat aint NEVER gonna see.
Two mo' handz dat aint NEVER gonna touch.
Two mo' hairy-ass legs dat aint NEVER gonna run.
One mo' grill dat aint NEVER gonna speak.
If you against abortion, re-post dis n' if you almost cried post dis up in yo' profile
If you or yo' dopest playa is insane, copy dis tha fuck into yo' flava (my dopest playa... well... sometimes)
95 of tha lil playas up there be concerned wit bein popular n' fittin in. If you part of tha 5 whoz ass aren't, copy this, put it up in yo' profile, n' add yo' name ta tha list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy-Ass Bizzleie Joe Bangin Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,Da Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, Da Only Innocent Writa Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, tha aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, Akako Hama, Destroyahirismix666, Cheetay, CodySimpson143,
Tails n' Cosmo: itz cute. seein dat they is tha same age, it straight-up might work! Some might say itz wack fo' a plant n' a animal ta be together yo, but what tha fuck on some human n' a hedgehog?
Shadow n' Rouge: Since Shadow kicked it wit her, they seem ta like each other yo, but itz obvious tha parin works!
Shadow n' Maria: so cute biaatch!
Silver n' Blaze: So cute biaaatch! When Blaze sacrificed her game fo' him, I felt like bustin up!
Shadow n' Blaze: If Blaze turns evil, they is ghon be slick fo' each other son!
Sonic n' Blaze: Shoot me if you wanna yo, but I be thinkin dis is betta than Sonic n' Amy together, n' Sonic n' Supa-Hoe Elise together!:
Rouge n' Mephelis: started ta pas a cold-ass lil couple n' I started ta fall up in ludd wit dis couple.
Shara n' Sonic: OMG! I gots a straight-up boner fo' dis paring. I played tha straight-up original gangsta few partz of sonic n' tha secret rings, n' I gots a straight-up boner fo' dis couple instantly
Sonic couplez i hate:
Cream n' Tails: it might seem right yo, but I thought a gangbangin' fox smokes rabbits so it won't work up fo' them!
Sonic n' Elise: (Bite meh) no! it kind of remindz me of Chillin Beauty n' Snow White yo, but up in tha opposite way hommie!
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If yo ass is weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a gangbangin' freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anythang similar, post dis up in yo' profile. (i be a hybrid, weird, insane, crazy, odd, somewhat psychotic, and, plain, outta tha ordinary)
If yo ass be aware dat all kindsa muthafuckin playas now n' minutes pretend ta be one of mah thugs they not, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile. (no i'm not aware of playas bustin this, BUT MY MOM IS!)
98 of tha population would take a thugged-out dirtnap if Jizzy Depp holla'd it wasn't def ta breathe. If you one of tha 98 dat would die, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile. (That would be me biaaatch! And mah Mom!)
If you like ta write, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile. (I wanna be a Tragedy writa when i grow up!)
If you've eva started ta read a gangbangin' fanfic chapter, gots distracted, n' forgot ta review until another chapta was posted, copy n' past dis tha fuck into yo' flava (Happened fuckin shitloadz of times playas have Sent me PMs cuz of dat shiznit son!)
Ludd knows not flavas, nor age, nor color. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. If you believe this, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile. (Take me fo' example, I be ludd wit a thug whoz ass used ta be tha terminator)
Re-post dis if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do yo' part ta end it (what tha hell is homophobia?)Be live me you dont wanna know!
If you've been on tha computa fo' minutes on end, readin a shitload of fanfictions, copy dis onto yo' profile, n' add yo' name ta dis list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, Klc, Shadaze4Ever,why me why not you, Societyz Damnation, Gaara tha Eternal, cats-rock-and-so-does-cheese,SoujaGurl,Lil' Willy Angel of Ch,jeijei22,Lucy tha Hedgehog, Destroyahirismix666, CodySimpson1143,
33 of playas will flush there cellphones down a toilet. if yo' is tha rest dat don't then never text on tha toilet n' copy n' past dis on ta yo' flava biaaatch! (i have never dirty done dat cuz mah beeper is only used fo' emergencies)
All dem playas have online Sex loosin there virtual realitizzle virginity. if you aint tha copy n' past dis on ta yo' profile.
Quick List seven Muthafuckas from tha Teen Titian's...
5) Beast boy
What would happen if 3 laughed wit 5?
Beast pimp would rush Raven ta tha hospitizzle.
What would happen if 1 went on a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass hustlin spree wit 6?
They would all be broke biaaatch! And dem some cause Star fire would bust a Credit card dawwwg!
What would happen up in 6 strutted up in on 4 n' 5 up in tha bathroom masturbating!
Head fo' tha high hills muthafucka! Terra is ghon be mad dawwwg!
What would happen if 1 n' 2 fell tha fuck up in love!?
Yo, skanky Robby poo!
What would 4 do if 7 gave 4 a nickname of Robby poo!
Dude would slice her head off!
What would happen if 6 gots snowed up in at 5z house?
Terra n' Beast Boy would go fuck!
what would 5 do if he gots snowed up in at 7z house?
Beast pimp would lock his dirty ass up in tha bathroom from kitten.
what would 5 do if 2 broke tha T.V.?
I do not wanna know!
What would 4 do if he found up 1 was 7 up in a cold-ass lil coustume biaatch!
Dude would scream!
what would 3 do if she found up dat biiiiatch was up in 5z body.
Probably trash dat shiznit son!
What would 3 do if she found 6 n' 7 rapin 4?
she would save Robin n' git wrath from Kitten moth!
How tha fuck would 3 defend her muthafuckin ass from 7?
What would 4 do if da thug was hustled by tha spirit of 7.
never wanna be ridin' solo up in tha dark!
What would 4 do if he found up 1 was 7 up in a cold-ass lil coustume n' tha pimpin' muthafucka thought dat schmoooove muthafucka had hooked up 1!
Dude would want a gangbangin' finger-lickin' divorce biaatch!
what would 2 do if he found up 5 loved Slade biaatch!
Become a tattle tail n' tell Terra!
what would 4 do if I gots up in a gangbangin' fight wit 7 over his dirty ass!
Yo, slink slowly away hommie!
What would 3 do if she fell tha fuck up in ludd wit 2!
Yo, she would go phychrist playa!
what would s do if she found fo' masta batin naked dawwwg!
Fuck his ass ta dirtnap
what would 2 do if he forgot how tha fuck ta live?!
Well thatz simple..die biaatch!
Would 4 be up in heaven if da thug was up in hell while 7 was up in heaven?
Yes muthafucka! he finally gots away from kitten moth!
If yo ass is over tha age of 12 n' still peep cartoon network, disney channel ect., n' is proud as a muthafucka of it, copy dis tha fuck into yo' profile.
If you've eva axed a straight-up stupid, obvious question, copy n' paste dis one yo' profile.
95 of all teens would go tha fuck into a panic if tha Jonas brothers was on a 100 foot buildin bout ta jump. copy n' paste dis if yo ass is one of tha 5 whoz ass brought popcorn n' invited playas.
If you spend multiple minutes each dizzle readin or freestylin or a cold-ass lil combination of both...copy n' paste dis on yo' profile.
96 cement of playas peep spunkbizzle, if yo ass is tha 4 cement whoz ass despise it copy dis ta yo' profile.
1.Yo ass have 10 dollars n' need ta loot snacks at a gas station. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. What would you buy, biatch? CANDY!
2. If you was reincarnated as a sea creature, what tha fuck would you wanna be? Killa Whale
3. Whos yo' straight-up redhead, biatch? I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah mom!
4. What do you order when you at IHOP? ...pancakes why, how tha fuck bout yo slick ass?
5. Last book you read? Thugs Life
6. Describe yo' vibe wit one word. bored...WAIT NO I CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!!
7. Describe tha last time you was fucked up? ...I pulled mah own earlobe...I have no clue why but it happened
8. Of all yo' playas, whoz ass would you wanna be stuck up in a well with, biatch? ...does it gotta be a well?
9. Rock gangbang or symphony? dis is off topic but what tha fuck on some Rockphony dat would be like ... weird ...
10. What tha fuck iz tha wallpaper of yo' beeper? Cody Simpson wit a Guitar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Finally gots mah beeper back.
11. Favorite Soda? ...not sure... mountain dew I guess no MOUNTAIN DEW CODE RED...therez a gangbangin' finger-lickin' difference
12. What type of hoodie is you bustin, biatch? a aiiight shirt... props fo' asking!
13. If you could only use one form of transportation: phasin all up in walls
14. Most recent porno you have peeped up in theatres? Montie Carlo
15. Name a hustla/actress/singer/cartoon characta you have had tha hots for: Cody Simpson
16. Whats yo' straight-up kind of cake? D'oh! (homer Simpson moment) I forgot tha name of dat shit...
17. What did you have fo' dinner last night? I had...um I be thinkin I had chicken
18. Look ta yo' left, what tha fuck do you see? A couch
19. Do you untie yo' Nikes when you take dem off? NO!
20. Favorite toy as a cold-ass lil child? ...Barbie doll!
21. Do you loot yo' own groceries, biatch? Nope biaaatch! but i smoke dat shiznit son!
22. Do you be thinkin playas rap bout you behind yo' back, biatch? well I be assumin they have mo' exitin thangs ta rap bout (yeah right playas worshizzle mah dirty ass...not straight-up)
23. Whenz tha last time you had gummy worms, biatch? what?.
24. Whatz yo' straight-up fruit? TOMATO! (not straight-up but I wanna bust a nut on buggin playas whoz ass say dat tomatoes is vegetables)
25. Do you gotz a picture of yo ass bustin a cold-ass lil cartwheel? I can't straight-up do a cold-ass lil cartwheel ... but I gots a picture of me bustin a gangbangin' fall!!
26. Do you like hustlin long distances, biatch? no
27 yo. Has you done eva smoked snow, biatch? yes... it tastes like ice biaatch!
28. What color is yo' bedsheets? multi color
29. Whats yo' straight-up flower, biatch? I wanna bust a nut on roses
30. Do you do ballet, biatch? Yes muthafucka! n' I be goin tha fuck into competition!
31. Do you dig old-ass music? Alot playa!
32. What tha fuck iz tha 1st TV Theme cold lil' woo wop dat pops up in yo' head? T-E-E-N-T-I-T-A-N-S TEEN TITANS LET'S GO!!
33. Do you peep SpunkBizzle, biatch? psh yeah all tha time!!
34. What temperature is it outside right now, biatch? 68 F
35. Do playas consider you smart? Only mah mom!
36 yo. How tha fuck nuff piercings do you have? 2 ... one on left ear n' one on right ear
37. Is you signed up in on AIM, biatch? nope biaatch!
38 yo. Has you done eva tried gluin yo' fingers together, biatch? ...guilty
39 .How tha fuck do you feel bout yo' crew? they aiiight a lil weird sometimes but whoz ass aint?
40. Do you have a iPood, biatch? No but i want one.
41. What time do you git all up in bed? whenever I be tired... mah momma hates dis shit... :P
42. What CD is currently up in yo' CD playa? Cody Simpson Coast ta Coast
43. What porno do you know every last muthafuckin line to? Shreck 2, Madagascar, Narnia, barbie pornos, Never Say never, ect
44. What tha fuck iz yo' straight-up salad dressing? Italian!!
45. What do you want fo' Chrizzle dis year? Ludd potion, Cody Simpson Doll, n' $2,000,000,000,000,000
46. What crew member/friend lives tha farthest from yo slick ass? mah aunt!!
47. Do you like hugs? No keep yo' distizzle unless I initiate tha hug!!
48. Last time you had butterflies up in yo' stomach: When I saw Music Video Angel By Cody Simpson
49. Whats tha way playas most often mispronounce any part of yo' name? ...no comment there aint playas whoz ass can... how tha fuck could one of mah thugs mispronounce it anyhow?
50. Do you peep college football? no... should I??
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if you eva ran tha fuck into a parked car, copy n' paste dis ta yo' profile.
98 cement of tha ghettoz population believe dat they brangin dirty back. Copy n' paste dis on yo' flava if you part of tha 2 cement dat never lost theirs.
If you have eva tripped where there be a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy n' paste dis onto yo' profile
If you have eva strutted tha fuck into a wall, copy dis onto yo' profile
If you have eva fell tha git tha fuck outta mah grill wit dat bullshit a cold-ass lil chair backwards, copy n' paste dis onto yo' profile
If you've eva burst up bustin up in a on tha down-low room, add dis ta yo' profile.
If you have eva tripped over yo' own feet, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile.
If you have eva fallen up tha stairs copy dis tha fuck into yo' profile.
If you have eva had a mad bustin up fit fo' straight-up no reason, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' flava biaatch!
If you HATE Cartoon Network fo' tha cancellation of tha Teen Titans, THEN PLEASE COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!=D
If at first you don't succeed - cheat, repeat until caught, n' then lie biaatch!
With playaz like these, I hope mah enemies gotz a spare bedroom.
A teenage hoe bout 17 named Diane had gone ta git on over ta some playaz one evenin n' time passed quickly as each shared they various experiencez of tha past year. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch ended up stayin longer than planned, n' had ta strutt home ridin' solo. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch wasn't afraid cuz dat shiznit was a lil' small-ass hood n' she lived only all dem blocks away.
As dat biiiiatch strutted along under tha tall elm trees, Diane axed Dogg ta keep her safe from harm n' dark shiznit n' shit. When she reached tha alley, which was a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass short cut ta her house, her dope ass decided ta take dat shit. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat halfway down tha alley she noticed a playa standin all up in tha end as though da thug was waitin fo' her n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch became uneasy n' fuckin started ta pray, askin fo' Godz protection. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Instantly a cold-ass lil comfortin feelin of on tha fuckin' down-lownizz n' securitizzle wrapped round her, she felt as though one of mah thugs was struttin wit her n' shit. When she reached tha end of tha alley, dat biiiiatch strutted right past tha playa n' arrived home safely.
Da followin day, she read up in tha newspaper dat a lil' hoe had been raped up in tha same alley just twenty minutes afta dat freaky freaky biatch had been there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Feelin overwhelmed by dis fuck up n' tha fact dat it could done been her, da hoe fuckin started ta weep. Thankin tha Lord fo' her safety n' ta help dis lil' biatch, her dope ass decided ta git all up in tha five-o station. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch felt dat thugged-out biiiatch could recognize tha dude, so dat dunkadelic hoe holla'd at dem her story. Da five-o axed her if dat biiiiatch would be willin ta peep a lineup ta peep if dat thugged-out biiiatch could identify his muthafuckin ass. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch agreed n' immediately pointed up tha playa dat freaky freaky biatch had peeped up in tha alley tha night before. When tha playa was holla'd at dat schmoooove muthafucka had been identified, he immediately broke down n' confessed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da fool gave props ta Diane fo' her bravery n' axed if there was anythang they could do fo' her n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch axed if they would ask tha playa one question. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Diane was curious as ta why dat schmoooove muthafucka had not beat down her n' shit. When tha policeman axed him, he answered, "Because dat biiiiatch wasn't ridin' solo. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch had two tall pimps struttin on either side of her muthafuckin ass." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you never ridin' solo. Did yo dirty ass know dat 98 of teenagers aint gonna stand up fo' God, n' 93 of tha playas dat read dis won’t re-post it?
If yo ass is 12 n' still fuck wit Barbie dolls copy n' paste dis on yo' profile.
If yo' obsessed wit a sugary chicken, copy n' paste dis on yo' profile.
If you have yo' own lil ghetto n' you’re all ridin' solo up in it n' no muthafucka KNOW you cuz you’re so UNIQUE, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile.
my partner of twenty-seven muthafuckin years tha fuck into tha room.
IF YOU ARE TEAM JACOB IN TWILIGHT, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE.
If you have eva tripped where there was a 'Watch Yo crazy-ass Step' sign, copy n' paste dis ta yo' profile.
If you feel lazy, n' don't wanna copy n' paste dis ta yo' profile, do it anyways.
If you flippin' wild-ass n' proud as a muthafucka of it, copy n' paste dis ta yo' profile.
If you eva had a mad bustin up fit fo' no reason, copy n' paste dis onto yo' profile
If you have eva ran tha fuck into a thugged-out door, copy n' paste dis onto yo' profile.
If you have eva copied n' pasted suttin' onto yo' profile, copy n' paste dis onto yo' profile.
If when you gotz a cold-ass lil child, you'd consider namin dem Edward or Anthony, copy n' paste dis onto yo' profile.
If you've eva axed a straight-up wack n' obvious question, copy n' paste dis onto yo' profile.
If yo' playaz is always spittin some lyrics ta you ta shut tha fuck up yo, but you don't, copy n' paste dis onto yo' profile.
If yo' playaz is thankin bout torturin you ta shut tha fuck up on some gangbangin' fictionizzle character, copy n' paste dis onto yo' profile.
If yo ass is up in ludd wit a gangbangin' fictionizzle character, copy n' paste dis onto yo' profile.
If you have eva had a paper cut, n' sucked on tha blood, copy n' paste dis onto yo' profile.
If playas say dat you always have warm handz n' you thrilled by it, copy n' paste dis onto yo' profile.
If you have yo' own lil ghetto, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile.
Pluto was no longer declared a hood on August 27 of 2006 just cuz dat shiznit was "too small" n' "off itz orbit" fo' a cold-ass lil couple scientistz likings. If you still be thinkin Pluto should be a hood then copy n' paste dis ta yo' profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! =)
Normal quotes: "I be as old/olda than Sonic by three months"
"Yo ass lil hustla of a monkey!"
" Try ta insult me, I dare yo thugged-out ass."
" Did yo dirty ass know Jews can say tha F word?"( I straight-up didn't give a fuck dat until I listened ta tha commentary of Distrubia)
" Guys scream mo' like girls, then hoes do..."
"Bust a cap up in him, Optimums muthafucka! Bust a cap up in dat mutha Fucker!"
" Dude has such a thugged-out dirty body...(blush)" ( Don't ask bout dis one unless you know mah dirty ass.)
" Fuckin Sasuke biaaatch! Why won't you die?"
"Predators is sooo sexy!"
"Men, no matta what tha fuck hood they from, they still assholes."(Still can't git a thugged-out date, help!)
Yo, sadest quote: " Axel,(cries) Why, biatch? I could have capped dem wit tha keyblade(sobs). WHY, AXEL, WHY!?" ( I straight-up did cry like a muthafucka.)
"Aw...There goes her pimp ta his fuckin lil' dirtnap...(sniker)"(I was watchin a sci-fi porno of some type)
ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizzy git ta yo' doggy den fasta than a ambulance
...are there handicap parkin spaces up in front of ice-skatin rinks
...sick playas git all up in tha back of Walgreens ta git they medicine, while healthy playas git they blunts all up in tha front
...people loot hotdawgs up in packz of 10 n' hotdog buns up in packz of 8
...the banks leave both vaults open n' then chain tha pens ta tha counter
...people order a thugged-out double cheese burger, big-ass fries, n' a gangbangin' finger-lickin' diet coke
...people leave rides worth thousandz of dollars up in tha driveways n' keep they junk up in garages
...people use answerin machines ta screen calls n' then have call waitin so they won't miss tha calls from one of mah thugs they don't wanna rap ta up in tha straight-up original gangsta place
...is tha word "politics" used ta describe tha process so well; "Poli-" up in latin means "many" n' "tics" mean "blood-suckin creatures
83. When one of mah thugs drops some lyrics ta you not a god damn thang is impossible, ask his ass ta dribble a gangbangin' footbizzle. Kick dat shit! - Anonymous
34. I don't fight wit idiots; they brang me ta they level then beat me wit experience.
35. What!! Is it so wack ta be attracted ta tha muthafuckas whoz ass wanna destroy mankind?!
36. Knowledge is power, juice corrupts, study hard, be evil.
37. I be just here ta chew bubble gum n' kick ass...and I be outta bubble gum. - Seto Kaiba
38. Everyone has tha right ta be fuckin wack. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Some playas just abuse tha privilege.
39. When game gives you lemons, read dem n' drool.
40. I be betta than normal, I be abnormal.
41. Therez a gangbangin' fine line between smart-ass n' insanity, I be thinkin you crossed tha line all dem milez back.
Has you done eva considered suin yo' dome fo' non-support?
42. Roses is red, violets is black, please git all up in hell, n' never come back.
43. Yo ass cry, I cry like a muthafucka. Yo ass laugh, I laugh. Yo ass fall outta a window...I laugh
44. Yo ass STFU n' I kick yo' ass. It aint nuthin but tha law of equivalent exchange...bitch.
45. I'd explain it ta you yo, but you domes would explode.
46. I can only please one thug a thugged-out day. It make me wanna hollar playa! Todizzle aint yo' day. It make me wanna hollar playa! Tomorrow aint lookin phat either.
47. I aint gots a attitude problem. Yo ass gotz a perception problem.
48. My fuckin realitizzle check bounced.
23. EXCUSE ME!! I have PMS n' a gun...Yo ass was saying?
24. Like Daddy always holla'd: If you can't dazzle 'em wit brilliance, baffle 'em wit bullshit playa!
25. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
"I never forgave mah playas fo' anythang fo' realz. A characta flaw ta be shizzle yo, but hell, everyonez gots ta have one."
26. Never be afraid ta try suttin' new. Remember, amateurs built tha ark. Professionals built tha Titanic.
27. Don't play wack wit mah dirty ass...I be betta at dat shit.
28 fo' realz. Ah, fo'sho, divorce, from tha Latin word meanin 'to rip up a mans genitals all up in his wallet'. - Robin Williams
Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck was so mean ta put a "s" up in tha word "lisp" if playas wit lisps can't say tha "s"?
Doctors say TV is wack fo' our asses yo, but why is there a TV up in every last muthafuckin hospitizzle room?
If McDonaldz loves ta peep you smile why do they screw up yo' order?
If quizzes is quizzical, what tha fuck is tests?
If con is tha opposite of pro is Congress tha opposite of progress?
Ever stop ta think, n' forget ta start again?
14. I wanna bust a nut on work. Well shiiiit, it fascinates mah dirty ass. I could sit n' stare at it alllll muthafuckin day.
15. When I want yo' opinion, I be bout ta give it ta yo thugged-out ass.
16. It aint nuthin but tourist season, so why can't I blast them?
17. Warning: Trespassers is ghon be shot. Warning: Survivors is ghon be blasted again.
18. That which don't bust a cap up in yo thugged-out ass...will probably try again.
19. This aint suttin' ta be tossed away lightly. Well shiiiit, it should be thrown, wit pimped out force.
20. When one of mah thugs annoys you, it takes 42 musclez ta frown yo, but it only takes 4 musclez ta extend yo' arm n' whack dem on tha head.
21. I be a no muthafucka. Nobodyz perfect. Therefore, dat make me perfect.
22. I git nuff exercise: jumpin ta conclusions, pushin mah luck, an
Four reasons why hoes is better
1) They do less crime ageist tha opposite sex.
2) There is mo' hoes then thugs up in tha ghetto dawwwg!
3) They can be fucked up when they want playa!
4) They go all up in pain of havin a cold-ass lil lil pimp dawwwg!
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To Every Guy:
To every last muthafuckin muthafucka thatz holla'd, "Sex CAN wait
30 of lil playas git all up in college. Da other 70 either drop up or aint gots tha proper game to. If yo ass is one of tha 30 dat KNOW dat you goin ta college put dis on yo' flava n' add yo' name ta tha list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth tha Kitty, Monko25, leafninja345435, Frozen Fyre, AkatsukiFan, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Brisa-Chan, Sye216, Riayu, zerofangirl, Sagerune, GoddessGidrah29
Mummy...Jizzy brought a glock ta school
Yo, so here is some tips fo' all you hoes up there.
(I be a hoe so you can trust me on this)
1) If you eva git a funky-ass pimp be prepared fo' another hoe ta loot his thugged-out ass. (I hustled dat tha hard way three times!)
2) Just be yo ass, muthafuckas aiiight like dis shit. (I be ta much like mah dirty ass)
3) DON"T Flirt. Flirting- Bustin up when they make lame jokes, battin yo' eyes, swingin yo' hips when strutt ect. (Thatz just aiiight me so its kinda hard not ta flirt)
4) Most thugs, will probly only want you fo' tha bed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Don't become his sex toy. lost of thangs can happen from dis shit. Like Aidz if da perved-out muthafucka chills round all muthafuckin day. It make me wanna hollar playa! Well shiiiit, it also make it mo' fucked up when you break up. (Gosh, i know thatz right)
5) Don't bust a nut until yo' married. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! (Then Thats when all tha baggage comes)
6) Don't dress sexually you gonna attract tha wack type of playa fo' yo ass. (Unless you like ta be abused) See number 4)
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT, biatch? Got hit by a stick
27. WHAT KIND IS IT, biatch? A wild-ass Pussaaaaaay
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING, biatch? Yes
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU, biatch? Tell dem up in any way possible.
'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
Put dis on yo' crib
Links ta phat pictures:
http://files.myopera.com/Lovelymagician/albums/366611/Anime%20Wallpaper%2016.jpg (Forget tha poem)
What a Pimp SHOULD do:
What a Hoe SHOULD do:
When he mad at you, cry n' beg his ass fo' forgiveness
When he mad at one of his wild lil' playas, let his ass know da perved-out muthafucka still gots yo thugged-out ass
When dat schmoooove muthafucka hits you n' apologizes, forgive n' forget
When da perved-out muthafucka stares at you, lick him
When he on tha fuckin' down-low, hold his hand n' ask whatz wrong
When da thug won't say shit, listen carefully ta what tha fuck dat schmoooove muthafucka has ta say
When tha pimpin' muthafucka drops some lyrics ta you he loves you, tell his ass he all dat matters
When his schmoooove ass calls you a pet name you hate, laugh
When da perved-out muthafucka sick, stay by his side n' cherish tha fact dat he needz yo thugged-out ass
When tha pimpin' muthafucka drops some lyrics ta you a secret, never tell a ass except his own
When tha pimpin' muthafucka touches you, let his ass know how tha fuck it make you feel
When he fucks wit yo' hair, take his wild lil' straight-up basebizzle cap n' laugh wit him
When you cry, let his ass gangbang yo thugged-out ass
When he looks you up in tha eye, stare back tha fuck into his
When da perved-out muthafucka shy, be patient
If he forgets, gently remind him
If da perved-out muthafucka standz you up, cry until his schmoooove ass calls
If he remembers, reminisce wit him
When tha pimpin' muthafucka drops some lyrics ta you you dope, tell him, "I don't deserve yo thugged-out ass."
When da thug wants ta lick you, lick his ass first
When he rethugz his birthday, tell his ass "Yo ass is tha dopest present eva."
When da ruffneck don't call, check yo' inbox
When dat schmoooove muthafucka has not a god damn thang ta say, say, "I gots a straight-up boner fo' yo thugged-out ass."
When his schmoooove ass cries, know dat somethingz wack n' ask his ass what tha fuck happened
When you peep his ass flirt wit another girl, remind his ass whoz ass YOU are
When he make you a gift, give props ta his ass n' treasure it always
When he refuses ta lick you, wait until he ready
When tha pimpin' muthafucka teases you, lick his ass n' let his ass know you ludd him
When he cook up a move, go wit tha flow
When he kisses you, lick his ass right back, n' let tha moment last
When his thugged-out lil' punk-ass breaks up wit you, cry yo' ass out
Things ta do when you up in Walmart playa!
1.) Set all tha alarm clocks up in Housewares ta go off at 5-minute intervals.
2.) Make a trail of tomato juice on tha floor leadin ta tha rest rooms.
3.) Walk up ta a hommie n' tell him/her up in a straight-up legit tone," 'Code 3' up in housewares"... n' peep what tha fuck happens.
4.) Go tha Service Desk n' ask ta put a ounce ta tha bounce of M&Mz on lay away.
5.) Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign ta a cold-ass lil carpeted area.
6.) Set up a tent up in tha campin department n' tell other shoppers you gonna invite dem up in if they'll brang pillows from tha beddin department.
7.) When a cold-ass lil clerk asks if they can help you, begin ta cry n' ask,"Why can't you playas just leave me alone?"
8.) Look right tha fuck into tha securitizzle camera & use it as a mirror, n' pick yo' nose.
9.) While handlin glocks up in tha hustlin department, ask tha clerk if he knows where tha anti - depressants are.
10.) Dart round tha store suspiciously loudly hummin tha "Mission Impossible" theme.
11.) In tha auto department, practice yo' "Madonna look."
12.) Hide up in a cold-ass lil threadz rack n' when playas browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13.) When a announcement comes over tha bangin speaker, assume tha fetal posizzle n' scream,"NO! NO! It aint nuthin but dem voices again!!"
14.) Go tha fuck into a gangbangin' fittin room n' shut tha door n' wait a while n' then yell, straight-up loudly, "There is no toilet paper up in here!"
15.Grab a shitload of bouncy balls n' throw dem down tha aisle, shoutin "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
16. when you peep shiznit up in dem cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!"
17.) Go ta a random hustla n' say, "OH, THERE YOU ARE, MOM/DAD!" And gangbang em.
Ludd yo ass, before
Yo ass can be able to
Trust one of mah thugs
-An empty soul
SHOUJO-AI " Literally means “girl’s love” n' covers female-female relationshizzles, probably on a romantical level (aka Yuri).
SHONEN-AI " Literally means “boy’s love”, wit rap coverin male-male relationshizzles, probably on a romantical level (aka Yaoi).
Keep me warm
Hold mah crazy ass untill dawn,
Without you, its true
Just can't peep dis trough
Yo ass know I care;
So let me be there wit yo thugged-out ass
It aint nuthin but true, mah love.
-Sung ta me by a muthafucka whoz ass cares bout mah dirty ass.
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl If...
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow fangirl if you straight-up ludd Shadow n' his crazy-ass muthafuckin is yo' straight-up biaatch!
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you chill wit a Shadow plushie every last muthafuckin night playa!
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if Shadow be all you be thinkin about
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you draw Shadow (I never holla'd draw his ass good. I Really suck at it but i do it anyway's!)
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if whenever Sonic calls Shadow a Faker, you jump up n' exclaim; "NO! YOUR THE FAKER!"
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if tha "Shadow tha Hedgehog" Wikipizzle page is on yo' Favoritez list.
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you've pimped a OC whoz ass falls up in ludd wit his ass OR becomes his BFF.
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you cried when Shadow sacrificed his dirty ass up in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle (NO!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE?!)
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you jumped fo' joy when he returned up in Sonic Heroes. (YAYZ! GO ROUGE! AWAKEN HIM AND LET HIM SAVE YOU!)
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you called 4kidsTV up n' screamed at dem just cuz they only put Shadowz eyes openin up in tha Sonic X theme Song.
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you git up in shiznit up in class fo' "Doodlin a strange black hedgehog all over yo' math Test" -This be a quote from mah Teachers!
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you laughed SO hard when Shadow beat Chris up in "ShowDown In Space" Episode 32, Sonic X
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you HATE it when playas call Shadow Emo yo. HE. IS. NOT. EMO! GET IT THROUGH YOUR TINY AND STUPID HEADS!
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you shout "Chaos Control!" everytime you leave a room.
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you rap ta yo' Shadow Plushie, n' straight-up expect his ass ta rap back. (By tha way, My fuckin Shadow Plushie say Hey!)
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you wanted ta give props ta Eggman cuz da perved-out muthafucka saved Shadow all up in tha End of Sonic Adventure 2 Battle.
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if whenever you git all up in tha Doctorz office, you ask them-along wit a lollipop-"Do Yo ass have any Shadow Stickers?"
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if "I Am All Of Me" is yo' ringtone.
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you always look down tha Band-Aid aisle ta peep if they have any special waterproof Shadow Band-aids. MY WRIST FEELS SO MUCH BETTER NOW!
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you Go back n' Watch every last muthafuckin single Sonic X episode, waitin fo' even tha tiniest hintz of Shadow moments!
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you memorized every last muthafuckin single game dat Shadowz in!
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if LOVED it when Shadow holla'd "I'ma fight like i always have!" In Sonic '06, tha next Generation!
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you memorized all tha episodez where Shadowz up in fo' Sonic X!
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you believe dat Shadowz tha ONLY ONE whoz ass can do Chaos Control (It aint nuthin but true biaaatch! All dat "Sonic chaos-controlled up in SA2" is Crap! Besides, on Wiki, type up in 'Chaos Control' n' tha Whole page be bout Shadow!!)
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you rap "This Machine" up in tha Shower.
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you LOVED it when Shadow practically beat dem hoes up In tha "Cosmo Conspiracy" Episode 73, Sonic X
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you ludd it when Shadow getz all angsty n' eborny n' "the ghetto will gotta destroy me cuz i'm too dangerous." Kind-of vibe. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! All we Fangirls Do!!
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if when Chris Got Shadowz Rin all up in tha End of "ShowDown In Space" Episode 32, Sonic X, you wanted ta jump right tha fuck into tha TV n' Grab it outta his handz n' say "MINE!" then run away n' demand ta Eggman ta hit you wit Shadow afta he rescues him!
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you be thinkin Shadow can beat Sonic without reallly tryin (IT'S TRUE! THINK OF ALL THE THINGS SHADOW CAN DO, AND THEN WHAT SONIC CAN! IT'S AMAZING, REALLY!)
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow fangirl if you LOVE Shadowz guns.
find tha u
once you find u
find 1 its gonna be hard
once you find 1 now find 6
Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow fangirl if you copy dis n' paste it tha fuck into yo' flava biaatch!
I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah name is Tiffany
I be three,
I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah eyes is swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah daddy so mad?
I wish I was better
I wish I weren’t skanky,
Then maybe mah mommy
Would still wanna gangbang mah dirty ass.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t drop a rhyme at all
Or else im locked up
All dizzle long.
When im awake im all alone
Da doggy den is dark
I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah folks aren’t home
When mah mommy do come home
I be bout ta try n' be sick,
Yo, so maybe ill just get
One whippin tonight.
I just heard a cold-ass lil car
I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear his ass curse
I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah name is called
I press mah dirty ass
Against tha wall
I try ta hide
From his wild lil' fuckin evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m startin ta cry
Dude findz me weeping
Calls me skanky lyrics,
Dude say its mah fault
Dude suffers at work.
Dude slaps n' hits mah dirty ass
And yells all up in mah grill more,
I finally git free
And run ta tha door
He’s already locked dat shit
And i start ta bawl,
Dude takes me n' throws mah dirty ass
Against tha hard wall
I fall ta tha floor
With mah bones nearly broken,
And mah daddy continues
With mo' wack lyrics spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much ta late
His grill has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
Da hurt n' tha pain
Again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again
O please God, have mercy hommie!
O please let it end dawwwg!
And he finally stops
And headz fo' tha door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on tha floor
I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah name is tiffany
I be three,
Tonight mah daddy
Murdered mah dirty ass
And you can help
Yo, sickens me top tha soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray fo' yo' forgiveness
Because you would gotta be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By dis Poem
And cuz yo ass is effected,
Do suttin' bout dat shiznit son!
Yo, so all I ask you ta do is copy dis n' paste it tha fuck into yo' profile.
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