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Joined 10-13-09, id: 2114136, Profile Updated: 01-10-15
Author has written 2 stories for Teen Titans.

Name: EmptySoul

I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah forum: http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/An_Empty_Soul/2114136/

Quentin Bizzlez Joint:

Cody Simpsonz Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/CodySimpsonNoize

Def Role playin forum: http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/phantomwarrrior1/2446437/

Favorite chicken: Pizza, fruit, cake, ravioli, ramen noodles, tropical fruit salad, vegetable salad, popcorn, peas, broccoli, spinach, chronic beans, radishes, turkey burgers, turkey n' minute rice, pancakes, chocolate oatmeal, n' chocolate.

Favorite book: Narnia, Our ghetto (Quentin Bizzle), tha sword of Shannara, tha elfstonez of Shannara, tha decedentz of tha Shannara's, Bizzle, Mystery n' Black cow farm, n' Diablo My fuckin Dream Horse.

Favorite Porno: Narnia, Splash, Never Say Never, Batteries not included, Pretty biatch, Willow, Lord of tha Rings, Slim Tim Man, Little mermaid, Little mermaid 2 return ta tha sea, And lil mermaid three back ta tha beginnin or suttin' like dis shit...

Favorite hobby: Steppin n' drawing

Gender: uh...

Favorite blanket: Types dat is fuzzy.

Afro color: Dark Blonde almost Brown.

Hobbies: Listenin ta Quentin Bizzle, Listenin ta Cody Simpson, goin ta fanfiction, uppimpin mah underground diary, wishin some muthafucka would either go mah forum, Pm me, or review a story.

Favorite Songs: Quentin Bizzle:

Never say Never Featurin Jaden Smizzle, Baby, Stuck up in tha moment, prayer, 'U' smile, One time, one less lonely girl, Bigger, Back down ta earth, First dance, dat should be me, lick n' tell, I be bout ta never let you go, n' Ludd mah dirty ass

Cody Simpson:

One, Perfect, All day, n' IyIy, evenings up in london, not just you, don't cry yo' ass out, Crash, Ay na na na, So listen, I want candy,and On mah mind.

Yo, selena Gomez:

Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck Says, A year without rain, Naturally, n' Round n' round.

Tio Cruz:

Higher, Break yo' ass, Dynamite

Tay-Tay Swizzle:

Back ta December n' fairytale.

Favorite Color: Pink, Purple, White, light blue, Black, Red n' Green

Favorite hustla: Quentin Bizzle

Favorite thang up in yo' room: Posters.

Favorite thang you wear: Blue v-neck hoodie n' some boot cut jeans.


Vote biaaatch! up above biaatch!

I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah straight-up parings fo' tha teen titans

Robin/raven

Robin/beast boy

Robin/Slade

Beast boy/ Raven.

I wanna bust a nut on almost any parin accept fo' any parin wit cyborg accept fo' Cy/bee

...S... Put this

...H...On your

...A...Page

...D...If you

...O...A hustla of

...W...Shadow tha Hedgehog

...!!... Well shiiiit, it shows dat u care bout his ass WHAT!

Put dis on your
page if you love
Naruto!

If you ludd FANFICTION.NET, add yo' name n' copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissonin Raven, Aleksandrya Gregonovitch, freakily obsessed Yassen fan, True Colours, SonicGurl, CodySimpson143,

When tha blind lead tha blind, git outta tha way.

Many people, when they run tha fuck into a telephone pole, blame tha pole.

A playa will bail you outta tha slamma; a funky-ass dopest playa is ghon be up in tha cell next ta you sayin "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A phat playa helps you up when you fall fo' realz. A dopest playa laughs n' trips you again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again

9 outta 10 playas smoke dat 1 outta 10 playas will always disagree wit em.

If yo ass is obsessed wit Fire, copy n' paste dis ta yo' flava n' sign yo' name so dat we know dat our asses aint tha only pyromaniacs here.: RulerofFire, Adderstar of ValorClan, alansquill, True Colours, SonicGurl, CodySimpson143,

If you have eva had a cold-ass lil crush on a gangbangin' fictionizzle character, copy n' paste dis on yo' flava n' add yo' penname n' tha name(s) of tha charactas you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (Jizzy Potter, Sirius Black (when da thug was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is mah one n' only!))scarilyobsessed(FangIggy from maximum ride, EdwardJasper from twilight!), teeny-weeny-munchkin (it's...he's...no I can't say!!) True Colours (Yo, they can never reject you, only Alex Rider just stole Yassen from mah dirty ass...in mah head...which cannot be normal...curses) Mellorocx(well dis ought ta be long..Alex Rider, Artemis Fowl, Larry Potsmoker(but I be thinkin a portion of dat is Daniel Radcliffe), Fang, Jasper, Carlise, n' multiple manga characters) A a Reader ( Yassen, Wolf, Sesshomura, Emmet, Iggy, Ikuto, n' nuff mo' )Freakily Obsessed Yassen Fan (oohhh... three guesses!! It aint nuthin but Yassen of course, though I also like like Crowley from Dope Omens)SonicGurl(Sonic, Shadow, n' True Metal Sonic, hes sooo cute!) An Empty Soul, (Robin, Speedy, Slade, Shadow, Jizzo McCann, (From CSI) n' nuff more.)

If yo ass aint dead yet, copy n' paste dis on yo' profile

If you don't give a fuck bout Lil Pimp Abuse, copy n' paste dis on yo' profile. if you don't you have no SOUL!

Therez not a god damn thang wack wit jumpin off bout some shiznit wit yo ass. It aint nuthin but when you argue wit yo ass n' LOSE when itz weird. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! If you agree, copy dis n' put it up in yo' profile

If yo ass be anti-social sometimes copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile.

When game gives you lemons, make orange juice, then sit back n' let tha ghetto wonder how tha fuck you done did dat shit. WHAT!

Make a list of ten characters. Da first five should be female, tha last five should be male.

1 fo' realz. Amy

2. Cream

3. Rogue

4. Tikal

5. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sally

6. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sonic

7. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shadow

8. Knucklez

9. Tails

10. Metal Sonic

1) 1 n' 6 is makin out. 9 sees them, what tha fuck is his bangin erection?

Tails: O.o Fuck dat shit, Amy finally gots Sonic is fall up in ludd wit her?!

2) What tha fuck iz a phat shippin name fo' a 4 n' 9 pairing?

TailsXTikal, biatch? O.o Taikal?

3) 4, 10, 5, n' 6 is invited ta 7z home fo' a party. What happens?

Tikal, Metal Sonic, n' Sonic is invited ta Shadows house.. yo. Hmm...

I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah dopest guess would be dat Metal Sonic n' Sonic would fight, n' Shadow will kick they butts cuz hes phat like dis shit. XD

4) 2 n' 6 is ridin' dirty. What happens when 4 sees them?

Tikal: Awww... Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sonic n' Cream is ridin' dirty... Wait, what?

5) What tha fuck iz a phat shippin name fo' a 8 n' 3 pairing?

KnucklesXRouge, I be thinkin it might be Knuouge or suttin' different.

6) 10 has a funky-ass birthday, n' invites 2, 7, 6, n' 9 ta his thugged-out lil' party. What kind of chaos ensues?

Its Metal Sonics B-day, n' invites Cream, Shadow, Sonic, n' Tails... Um... Total chaos happens n' tha doggy den blew up XD

7) 5 n' 7 git all up in a thugged-out dizzle camp. What happens?

Yo, sally n' Shadow git all up in camp, biatch? I dunno wat happens.. fo' realz. Although Sally did marry Shadow fo' a lil' bit up in tha comics...

Yo, sally: ...

8) 4, 1, 9, n' 7 git all up in school fo' one day. It make me wanna hollar playa! What did they learn?

Tikal, Amy, Tails, n' Shadow, biatch? Tikal knows every last muthafuckin thang since her ass is pimp, Amy n' Tails learn suttin' n' Shadow... Probably dont pay attention XD

9) What tha fuck iz a phat shippin name fo' a 2 n' 7 pairing?

Cream n' Shadow... Credow, biatch? Nah... Maybe Creadow or something. If there be a name fo' dat shit... I dont wanna know...

10) Everyone goes afta 10. Do dat schmoooove muthafucka gotz a cold-ass lil chance?

Nope. Metal Sonic aint gots a cold-ass lil chance. XD

11) Everyone goes afta 3. Do dat freaky freaky biatch gotz a cold-ass lil chance?

Rouge, biatch? Yeah, she entrances tha thugs yo, but tha hoes git her n' shit. XD

12) 5 throws a pear at 1. What happens?

LOL! Sally threw a pear at Amy?! Amy hurts her badly

13) What do they all do when they not part of dis quiz?

uh.. fo' realz. Amy chases Sonic, Cream is playin wit Cheese, Rouge goes steals jewels, Tikal talks wit Chaos, Sally leadz tha Freedom fighters, Sonic n' Shadow gotz a race, Knux guardz tha Masta Emerald, Tails works on projects, n' Metal Sonic... Do suttin' I dont know bout XD

14) 1, 2,and 3 form a grope was they rape playas what tha fuck will 9, 6, n' 7 do?

Tails will become tha leader, Shadow is ghon be mad hommie! a Sonic gonna git a sign sayin "Go!"

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while chillin.
(Gee, its tha only time I gotta work on mah hair!)

On a ounce ta tha bounce of Fritos:
Yo ass could be a funky-ass balla! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifta special!)

On a funky-ass bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And dat would be how?)

On some Swan frozen dinners:
Servin suggestion: Defrost.
(But itz 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tescoz Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of tha box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late biaaatch! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product is ghon be bangin' afta heating.
(Is you sure, biatch? Letz experiment.)

On packagin fo' a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron threadz on body.
(But wouldn't dat save mo' time?)

On Bootz Childrenz cough medicine:
Do not drive hoopty or operate machinery.
(We could do a shitload ta reduce tha construction accidents if our laid-back asses just kept dem 5 year oldz off dem fork lifts.)

On Nytol chill aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep outta lil' thugs.
(hmm..suttin' must have gotten lost up in tha translation... )

On a strang of Chrizzle lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed ta use up in outa space or where?.)

On a gangbangin' chicken processor:
Not ta be used fo' tha other use.
(Now I be curious.)

On Sainsburyz peanuts:
Warning: gotz nuff nuts.
(but no peas?)

On a Gangsta Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, smoke nuts.
(sarcastically Fuck dat shit, I never knew that!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt ta stop chain wit yo' hands.
(Raise yo' hand if you've tried all dis bullshit.)

On a cold-ass lil childz Supamayne costume:
Bustin of dis garment do not enable you ta fly.
(Oh go ahead hommie! Thatz right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Insanitizzle is contagious. Copy n' paste dis ta yo' flava if you eva had a urge ta or had laughed crazily along wit em.

"Thatz one lil' small-ass step fo' a gangbangin' fingerprint, one giant leap fo' fingerkind." -Me pressin mah finger ta mah chocolate bar.

Yo ass know yo ass aint aiiight if one of yo' playaz fronts he be a assassin.

If you've eva copied n' pasted suttin' tha fuck into yo' profile, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile.

If you sick of playas spittin some lyrics ta you ta copy n' paste shiznit up in yo' profile, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile.

l...l Put dis on your
l...l page if you have
l...O.l ever pushed a
l...l door dat holla'd pull or
l...l pulled a thugged-out door
l...l that holla'd push.

A few wack n' slightly fucked up thangs I have done:

1) Walked backwardz tha fuck into a wall up in front of 15 people. (twice!)
2) Fell up tha stairs (Even I don't give a fuck how tha fuck I did that)
3) Tripped over one of mah thugs Elsez shoelace (I wasn't bustin shoes)
4) Ran tha fuck into a wall, a thugged-out door n' mah momma. (embarrassing)
5) Slipped on tha Ice n' brought mah bro down tryin ta help me git up.

Admittin yo ass is weird means yo ass is normal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sayin dat yo ass be aiiight is odd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! If you admit dat yo ass is weird n' like it, copy dis onto yo' profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, n' odd is when you don't give a fuck what tha fuck ta booty-call one of mah thugs. Weird is tha same ol' dirty as different, which is tha same ol' dirty as unique, so weird is good. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! If yo ass is weird n' proud as a muthafucka of it, copy dis onto yo' flava biaatch!

Ninety-five cement of tha lil playas up there be concerned wit bein ghettofab n' fittin in. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. If you part of tha five cement whoz ass aren't, copy this, put it up in yo' profile, n' add yo' name ta tha list fo' realz. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy-Ass Bizzleie Joe Bangin Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, Da Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, Da Only Innocent Writa Here-Yumi, nevermore199,shadow_goddess99. Kakashis-First-Kiss, pantedgieQueen13, Sparks tha Cheese Bangin Wolf,CodySimpson143,

98 cement of tha teenage population do or has tried tokin pot. If you one of tha 2 cement whoz ass aint, copy n' paste dis up in yo' profile.

JASON GIDEON IS NOT GONE, HE IS JUST HIDING UNDER AARON HOTCHNER'S DESK. COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU URGE HOTCH TO LOOK UNDER HIS DESK.

92 cement of teens would take a thugged-out dirtnap if Abercombie n' Fitch holla'd at dem dat shiznit was undef ta breathe. Copy dis up in yo' flava if you would be tha 8 cement dat would be bustin up yo' head off!

98 of tha Internizzle population has a Myspace. If you part of tha 2 dat can resist wack fads, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile.

98 cement of authors confuse "you're" n' "your". If YOU'RE one of tha 2 cement whoz ass knows how tha fuck ta tell dem apart, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into YOUR profile. (Remember here; Your-Possession, example: It aint nuthin but YOUR fault if yo ass is dumb enough ta git these lyrics tha wack way round now dat I've holla'd at you bout dat shit. You're-Abrieviation of 'Yo ass are', example: I be thinkin YOU'RE wack if you git dis wack even afta I holla'd at you bout dat shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. See, simple aint dat shiznit son!)

96 cement of tha freestylin population confuse "where", "were" n' "we're" if yo ass is part of tha four cement dat can tell dem apart, copy n' paste dis on yo' profile. (PLEASE remember: Where-Location, example: I have no clue WHERE yo' dome is if you still git dis incorrect. Were-signification of past tense action, example: Yo ass WERE goin ta git dis wack without mah help. We're-Abrieviation of 'We are', example: WE'RE straight-up annoyed dat I needed ta rap all all dis bullshit. It aint nuthin but just all too easy as fuck )

SUPPORT THE BUNNY! (what bunny?)
( )( )
( 0.0 )
( _ )

Copy tha bunny onto yo' flava ta help his ass big up ghetto domination. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Come join tha dark side. (Our thugged-out asses have cookies...and Quentin Bizzle...)

I be tha hoe dat don't git all up in school dances, or games, n' when I do go, I sit up in a cold-ass lil corner n' read a funky-ass book. I be tha hoe dat playas look all up in when I say something. I be tha hoe dat spendz most of her free time reading, writing, or bustin other activitizzles dat most teenagers wouldn't call normal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. I be tha hoe dat playas call weird n' a gangbangin' freak either behind mah back or ta mah face. I be tha hoe dat don't spend all her time on MySpace, or rappin' ta a hoe on a cold-ass lil cell beeper or regular phone. I be tha hoe dat aint been axed up in a year. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. I be tha hoe dat has stopped ta smell tha flowers n' jump n' splash up in tha rain. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. BUT I be also tha hoe whoz ass knows n' is proud as a muthafucka ta be whoz ass she is, don’t care if playas call her weird (itz a cold-ass lil compliment), whoz ass loves readin n' freestylin n' bustin tha thangs dat no one seems ta have tha time ta do any more, whoz ass can express her muthafuckin ass betta wit lyrics than actions, whoz ass don't need a muthafucka ta complete her, n' knows tha importizzle of tha lil thangs. Copy n' paste dis onto yo' account, n' add yo' name ta tha list, if yo ass be anythang like me, so tha hoes whoz ass is different n' unique can know up in they weakest time dat they is unique but not alone: Iheartjake, CrewJacob101, Boysareadrag, Da Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Missy Werecat, Liza Taylor, xRiverbreezex, Fictionlover14, Saffire55, Kitten Fairy, Countdown ta tha End of Time, WolfPrincessGirl, CodySimpson143,

If you be thinkin dat bein unique is coola than bein cool, copy dis on yo' profile.

If you have eva forgotten what tha fuck you was goin ta say, right before you say it, copy dis tha fuck into yo' profile.

If you have eva unitd up fo' mo' than five consecutizzle minutes, copy dis tha fuck into yo' profile.

If yo ass is sick n' pissed wit wack GRAMMAR (That is how tha fuck you spell it by tha way, you can use spell checker if you don't believe me) n' pissed wit wack spelling, copy n' paste dis onto yo' profile

Roses is red Violets is blue Yo crazy-ass afro is like french fries yo' voice a kazoo
They make me itch, dem violets so blue, gamez a funky-ass biiiatch, n' so is YOU! (Copy n' Paste dis ta yo' flava if you don't give a fuck bout some muthafucka!)

NO HOMOPHOBIA ALLOWED, THIS IS A NO HOMOPHOBIA AREA!! HOMOPHOBIA KILLS PEOPLE EVERY DAY, DO NOT ACCEPT IT!! DEMMAND EQUALITY FROM YOUR LOCAL GOVERNMENT!!

Homophobia n' You: They're playas too! Quit tha don't give a fuck bout n' spread tha ludd biaaatch! Homophobia causes dirtnap all over tha ghetto,
I am tha hoe kicked outta her home cuz I confided up in mah mutha dat I be Lebanese.
I be tha hoe hustlin tha streets cuz no muthafucka will hire a transsexuizzle biatch.
I be tha sista whoz ass holdz her gay brutha tight all up in tha painful, tear-filled nights.
We is tha muthafathas whoz ass buried our daughta long before her time.
I be tha playa whoz ass took a dirt nap ridin' solo up in tha hospitizzle cuz they would not let mah partner of twenty-seven muthafuckin years tha fuck into tha room.
I be tha fosta lil pimp whoz ass wakes up wit nightmarez of bein taken away from tha two fathers whoz ass is tha only gangbangin crew I have eva had. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I wish they could adopt mah dirty ass.
I be one of tha dirty ones, I guess. I survived tha battle dat left me up in a cold-ass lil coma fo' three weeks, n' up in another year I'ma probably be able ta strutt again.
I aint one of tha dirty ones. I capped mah dirty ass just weeks before graduatin high school. Dat shiznit was simply too much ta bear.
We is tha couple whoz ass had tha realtor hang up on our asses when she found up we wanted ta rent a one-bedroom fo' two men.
I be tha thug whoz ass never knows which bathroom I should use if I wanna avoid gettin tha pimpment called on mah dirty ass.
I be tha mutha whoz ass aint allowed ta even visit tha lil pimps I bore, nursed, n' raised. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da court say I be a unfit mutha cuz I now live wit another biatch.
I be tha domestic-violence survivor whoz ass found tha support system grow suddenly cold n' distant when they found up mah punk ass partner be also a biatch.
I be tha domestic-violence survivor whoz ass has no support system ta turn ta cuz I be male.
I be tha daddy whoz ass has never hugged his fuckin lil hustla cuz I grew up afraid ta show affection ta other men.
I be tha home-economics mackdaddy whoz ass always wanted ta teach toilet until one of mah thugs holla'd at mah crazy ass dat only lesbians do dis shit.
I be tha playa whoz ass took a dirt nap when tha paramedics stopped treatin me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I be tha thug whoz ass feels guilty cuz I be thinkin I could be a much betta thug if I did not gotta always deal wit society hatin mah dirty ass.
I be tha playa whoz ass stopped attendin church, not cuz I don't believe yo, but cuz they closed they doors ta mah kind.
I be tha thug whoz ass has ta hide what tha fuck dis ghetto needz most, love.
I be tha thug whoz ass be afraid of spittin some lyrics ta his gangbangin Christian muthafathas he loves another male.
What tha fuck iz homophobia, biatch? I be bout ta rap , itz bein afraid of suttin' dat is different yo, but mah playas is different, dat is what tha fuck make our asses human, so bein homophobic is bein afraid ta be human, homosapienitizzle is natural, itz always goin ta exist, no muthafucka can chizzle they sexuality, itz just tha way they are, ACCEPT IT, DO NOT REJECT SOCIAL AND PSYCHOLOGICAL DIVERSITY, re-post dis if you believe homophobia is wrong; please do yo' part ta end dat shiznit son!

FRIENDS: Never ask fo' anythang ta smoke or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps theyselves n' is tha reason why you have no chicken n' you know I be eatin up dat shizzle all muthafuckin day, biatch.

FRIENDS: Call yo' muthafathas by Mista Muthafuckin n' Mrs. n' Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call yo' muthafathas DAD n' MOM n' Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you outta tha slamma.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be chillin next ta you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never peeped you cry like a muthafucka.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell any suckas you cried...just laugh bout it wit you up in private when yo' not down no mo'.

FRIENDS: Asks you ta write down yo' number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows yo' shiznit fo' all dem minutes then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses yo' shiznit n' drops some lyrics ta you, "My fuckin bad...herez a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know all dem thangs bout yo thugged-out ass.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a straight-up embarrassin bibliography on yo' game story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if dat is what tha fuck tha crowd is bustin.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick tha whole crowdz ass dat left yo thugged-out ass.

FRIENDS: Would knock on yo' front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right up in n' say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Yo ass gotta tell dem not ta tell mah playas.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not ta tell.

FRIENDS: Is only all up in highschool/college. (aka: drankin buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Is fo' game.

FRIENDS: Will be there ta take yo' drank away from you when they be thinkin you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will peep you stumblin all over tha place & say "Bitch drank tha rest of dat ! Yo ass know our phat asses don't waste biaatch!

FRIENDS: Would ignore dis letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost dis shittttt!!

Also, internal memo: Everyone whoz ass readz dis is goin ta take a thugged-out dirt nap. (and straight-up soon mah brutha died!)

I DISAGREE wit mah posse, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Only wit a shitload of his opinions, I aint against our whole system n' leaders)

if you have eva freestyled a thugged-out dare fo' Sonic Truth or Dare, copy n' paste it onto yo' profile.(YEP!)

If you have no clue what tha fuck twitta or Facebizzle is, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile. (thatz me!)

If you one of dem playas whoz ass git buckwild when you peep just two props, paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile. (Thatz me!)

Herez a message, fo' dem playas whoz ass don't like me biaatch!
Yo ass can all...
JUST BITE ME!!
I couldn't give a fuckin shit, what tha fuck you say or think!!
Yo ass strutt round like yo' shiznit don't stink!!

hhhmmm...I be CodySimpson143 O.B.E.Y.
I be CodySimpson143

Quick! Write down yo' 12 straight-up charactas from Sonic tha Hedgehog

1. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shadow

2 fo' realz. Amy

3. Knucklez

4. Rouge

5. Tails

6. Cream

7. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sonic

8. Mina

9. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Silver

10. Blaze

11. Wave

12. Jet

1) Has you done eva freestyled bout six/eleven?

Fuck dat shit, I doubt there is one

2) Do you be thinkin number four is hot, biatch? How tha fuck hot, biatch?

Well, her ass is tha sex symbol fo' Sega. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So I guess straight-up hot

3) What would happen if twelve n' eight started goin out?

Thatz pretty interesting. I wonder what tha fuck would happen

4) Is nine a major character?

To me yeaaaa :)

5) Do two n' six cook up a phat couple?

Uh...sure if you tha fuck into dat kind of thang

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Tails/Silver or Tails/Blaze. I say Tails n' Blaze

7) What would happen if seven strutted up in on two n' eight kissing?

Um...I be thinkin we all know what tha fuck he goin ta do. ;) ;)

8) Would three/ten cook up a phat story?

I doubt dat shit.

9) Is there any thang as one/eight fluff?

I have straight-up read one. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So yes

10) Suggest a title fo' a seven/twelve hurt/comfort short story?

Yo, sometimes We Need ta Slow Things Down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Ehh, I don't give a fuck suttin' like dis shit.

11) Do any of yo' playaz write stories bout three?

Yes Yes Y'all yes y'all, :)

12) Do any of yo' playaz draw or write eleven?

No...

13) Would any of yo' playaz write a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass short rap bout two/four/five?

Uh...I doubt dat shit

14) What might ten scream at a pimped out moment of passion?

LET IT BURN!! Haha

15) If you had a theme cold lil' woo wop fo' eight, what tha fuck might it be?

"Fireflies" by Owl City. Well shiiiit, it just came ta mind when I thought of her muthafuckin ass.

16) If you freestyled a one/six/twelve short story, what tha fuck would tha warnin be?

Weirdness muthafucka! Beware biaatch!

17) What would be a phat pick up line fo' ten ta use on two?

I can definitely make you hot.

18) 1 n' 8 is up in a aiiight relationshizzle until 5 runs off wit 9 fo' realz. Afta 8 dumps 1 fo' 2, 6 gets upset n' retaliates by pimpin 12 fo' realz. Alone n' broken-hearted, 1 travels up in search of a gangbangin' playa yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'. Finally, 1 meets 4 n' 7. Da three loners hook up 10, whoz ass drops some lyrics ta each of dem ta look fo' love. 4 findz 3, 7 gets 11 yo, but now 1 is stuck up in a never-endin ludd triangle wit 6 n' 12!

Yo, shadow n' Mina is up in a aiiight relationshizzle until Tails runs off wit Silver n' shiznit fo' realz. Afta Mina dumps Shadow fo' Amy, Cream gets upset n' retaliates by pimpin Jet fo' realz. Alone n' broken-hearted, Shadow travels up in search of a gangbangin' playa yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'. Finally, Shadow meets Rouge n' Sonic , whoz ass drops some lyrics ta each of dem ta look fo' love. Rouge findz Knuckles, Sonic gets Wave yo, but now Shadow is stuck up in a never-endin ludd triangle wit Cream n' Jet playa!

19) What would be a phat title fo' this?

Ok, first: How tha fuck would Tails hustlin effect Shadowz n' Minaz relationshizzle, biatch? Second: I be thinkin Shadow all lonely findin Sonic n' Rouge be a phat idea. Da title will be: Da Journey fo' True Love. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sappy!!

20) What would tha genre(s) be?

Romizzle n' Hurt/Comfort

21) Da end hommie! By tha way, I set you up on a thugged-out date wit two!

I be good. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! I don't be thinkin Amy will trip off dat too much.

...R...Put

...O... This On

...B... Your

...I... If

...N... Yo ass care bout Robin

1. My fuckin mutha taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you goin ta bust a cap up in each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My fuckin mutha taught me RELIGION.
"Yo ass betta pray dat will come outta tha carpet."

3 . My fuckin mutha taught me bout TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I be goin ta knock you tha fuck into tha middle of
next week!"

4. My fuckin mutha taught me LOGIC.
"Because I holla'd so, thatz why."

5. My fuckin mutha taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall outta dat swin n' break yo' neck, you not goin ta the
store wit mah dirty ass."

6. My fuckin mutha taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make shizzle you wear clean underwear, up in case you up in a accident."

7. My fuckin mutha taught me IRONY.
"Keep bustin up, n' I be bout ta hit you wit suttin' ta cry about."

8. My fuckin mutha taught me bout tha science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut yo' grill n' smoke yo' supper."

9. My fuckin mutha taught me bout CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you peep dat dirt on tha back of yo' neck!"

10. My fuckin mutha taught me bout STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all dat spinach is gone."

11. My fuckin mutha taught me bout WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went all up in dat shit."

12. My fuckin mutha taught me bout HYPOCRISY.
"If I holla'd at you once, I've holla'd at you a mazillion times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My fuckin mutha taught me tha CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you tha fuck into dis ghetto, n' I can take you out."

14. My fuckin mutha taught me bout BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Quit actin like yo' father!"

15. My fuckin mutha taught me bout ENVY.
"There is millionz of less fortunate lil pimps up in dis ghetto whoz ass don't
have straight-up dope muthafathas like you do."

16. My fuckin mutha taught me bout ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we git home."

17. My fuckin mutha taught me bout RECEIVING.
"Yo ass is goin ta git it when you git home!"

18. My fuckin mutha taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossin yo' eyes, they is goin ta freeze that
way."

19. My fuckin mutha taught me ESP.
"Put yo' sweata on; don't you be thinkin I know when yo ass is cold?"

20. My fuckin mutha taught me HUMOR.
"When dat lawn mower cuts off yo' toes, don't come hustlin ta mah dirty ass."

21. My fuckin mutha taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't smoke yo' vegetables, you gonna never grow up."

22. My fuckin mutha taught me GENETICS.
"Yo ass is just like yo' father."

23. My fuckin mutha taught me bout mah ROOTS.
"Shut dat door behind yo thugged-out ass. Do you be thinkin you was born up in a funky-ass barn?"

24. My fuckin mutha taught me WISDOM.
"When you git ta be mah age, you gonna understand."

25 fo' realz. And mah favorite: My fuckin mutha taught me bout JUSTICE.
"One dizzle you gonna have kids, n' I hope they turn up just like you, nahmean biiiatch?"

Girl: Do I eva cross yo' mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me son?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me son?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live fo' me son?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anythang fo' me son?
Boy: No
Girl: Chizzle--me or yo' game
Boy: My fuckin game
Da hoe runs away up in shock n' pain n' tha pimp runs afta her n' say...
Da reason you never cross mah mind is cuz you always on mah mind.
Da reason why I don't like you is cuz I gots a straight-up boner fo' yo thugged-out ass.
Da reason I don't want you is cuz I need yo thugged-out ass.
Da reason I wouldn't cry if you left is cuz I would take a thugged-out dirtnap if you left.
Da reason I wouldn't live fo' you is cuz I would take a thugged-out dirtnap fo' yo thugged-out ass.
Da reason why I aint willin ta do you anythang fo' you is cuz I would do every last muthafuckin thang fo' yo thugged-out ass.
Da reason I chose mah game is cuz you ARE mah game.

THAT IS SO CUTE!=D

Us thugs will stay up late at night...
TEEN TITANS!
Us thugs will start a petizzle ta brang it back..
TEEN TITANS!
We shall strike fright..
In dem playas whoz ass don't believe and...
TEEN TITANS GO!
We bout ta save tha show!
ONE..TWO...THREE..FOUR...GO! Teen titans fans, unite biaaatch! Da TT hustla theme song, composed by Abreu7 n' Goldenheart11. Copy n' paste if you a TT fan.

Cute enough ta make you look twice, dope but not TOO sick fo' realz. A lil wild-ass but not too wild, tha kinda hoe that'll make you smile

Paste dis if Star/Rob is thugged-out together!"

Paste dis if Beast boy/Rae is meant ta be biaatch!

If you ludd Beast pimp n' Raven as a cold-ass lil couple as much as they ludd each other, Copy n' Paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile.

If you be thinkin dat RaeXRob is disgustin up in a straight-up disturbin way; Copy n' Paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile.

If you be thinkin dat StarfireXBeast pimp is just as gross as RobXRae; copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile.

If you screamed "FINALLY! IT'S ABOUT TIME!" when tha "special scene" up in Teen Titans: Trouble up in Tokyo happened before Cyborg holla'd it, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile.

If you ludd Beast pimp like a funky-ass brother, Copy n' Paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile.

Da white playa holla'd, "Colored playas is not allowed here." Da black playa turned round n' stood up yo. Dude then holla'd: "Listen sir...when I started doin thangs I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I be sick I be BLACK, When I go up in tha sun I be BLACK, When I be cold I be BLACK, When I take a thugged-out dirtnap I be bout ta be BLACK. But you sir, When you born you PINK, When you grow up you WHITE, When you sick, you GREEN, When you go up in tha sun you turn RED, When you cold you turn BLUE, And when you take a thugged-out dirtnap you turn PURPLE fo' realz. And you have tha nerve ta booty-call me colored?" Da black playa then sat back down n' tha white playa strutted away...

Post dis on yo' flava if you don't give a fuck bout racism

Month one

Mommy
I be only 8 inches long
but I have all mah organs.
I gots a straight-up boner fo' tha sound of yo' voice.
Every time I hear dat shit
I wave mah arms n' legs.
Da sound of yo' ass beat
is mah straight-up lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
todizzle I hustled how tha fuck ta suck mah thumb.
If you could peep mah dirty ass
you could definitely tell dat I be a funky-ass baby.
I aint big-ass enough ta survive outside mah home though.
It be so sick n' warm up in dis biatch.

Month Three

Yo ass know what tha fuck Mommy
I be a funky-ass pimp hommie!
I hope dat make you horny.
I always want you ta be horny.
I don't like it when you cry like a muthafucka.
Yo ass sound so sad.
It make me fucked up too
and I cry wit you even though
you can't hear mah dirty ass.

Month Four

Mommy
my afro is startin ta grow.
It be straight-up short n' fine
but I'ma gotz a shitload of dat shit.
I spend a shitload of mah time exercising.
I can turn mah head n' curl mah fingers n' toes
and stretch mah arms n' legs.
I be becomin like phat at it like a muthafucka.

Month Five

Yo ass went ta tha doctor todizzle.
Mommy, he lied ta yo thugged-out ass.
Dude holla'd dat I aint a funky-ass baby.
I be a funky-ass baby Mommy, yo' baby.
Yo ass KNOW n' feel.
Mommy, whatz abortion?

Month Six

I can hear dat doctor again.
I don't like his muthafuckin ass.
Dude seems cold n' heartless.
Somethang is intrudin mah home.
Da doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what tha fuck is it, biatch? It burns!
Quit playin' n' do what tha fuck I be sayin'! Please make his ass stop!
I can't git away from dat shiznit son!
Mommy dawwwwg! HELP me biaatch!

Month Seven

Mommy
I be aiiight.
I be up in Jizzyz arms.
Dude is holdin mah dirty ass.
Dude holla'd at mah crazy ass bout abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One mo' ass dat was stopped.

One mo' ass dat never read tha Bizzle.

Two mo' eyes dat aint NEVER gonna see.

Two mo' handz dat aint NEVER gonna touch.

Two mo' hairy-ass legs dat aint NEVER gonna run.

One mo' grill dat aint NEVER gonna speak.

If you against abortion, re-post dis n' if you almost cried post dis up in yo' profile

If you or yo' dopest playa is insane, copy dis tha fuck into yo' flava (my dopest playa... well... sometimes)
If you've eva talked ta yo ass, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile.(ALL tha time!)

If you like muthafuckas, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile. (LOVE THEM!!)

If yo ass is obsessed wit fanfiction copy dis tha fuck into yo' profile. (my momz threatenin ta pull tha plug...)

If you gotz a legit playa, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile. (Yup yup)

If you have eva freestyled a thugged-out dare fo' Sonic Truth or Dare, copy n' paste it onto yo' flava (Truth or Dare biaaatch! Mah Style!)

Weird is good, strange is bad, n' odd is when you don't give a fuck which ta booty-call one of mah thugs. Weird is tha same ol' dirty as different, which is tha same ol' dirty as unique, so weird is good. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! If yo ass is weird n' proud as a muthafucka of it, copy dis onto yo' flava biaaatch! (I know I am!!

If you be thinkin bein unique ir coola than bein cool, copy dis tha fuck into yo' profile. (Defiantly!)

If you like blue copy dis ta yo' profile.

95 of tha lil playas up there be concerned wit bein popular n' fittin in. If you part of tha 5 whoz ass aren't, copy this, put it up in yo' profile, n' add yo' name ta tha list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy-Ass Bizzleie Joe Bangin Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,Da Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, Da Only Innocent Writa Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, tha aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, Akako Hama, Destroyahirismix666, Cheetay, CodySimpson143,

Tails n' Cosmo: itz cute. seein dat they is tha same age, it straight-up might work! Some might say itz wack fo' a plant n' a animal ta be together yo, but what tha fuck on some human n' a hedgehog?

Shadow n' Rouge: Since Shadow kicked it wit her, they seem ta like each other yo, but itz obvious tha parin works!

Shadow n' Maria: so cute biaatch!

Silver n' Blaze: So cute biaaatch! When Blaze sacrificed her game fo' him, I felt like bustin up!

Shadow n' Blaze: If Blaze turns evil, they is ghon be slick fo' each other son!

Sonic n' Blaze: Shoot me if you wanna yo, but I be thinkin dis is betta than Sonic n' Amy together, n' Sonic n' Supa-Hoe Elise together!:

Rouge n' Mephelis: started ta pas a cold-ass lil couple n' I started ta fall up in ludd wit dis couple.

Shara n' Sonic: OMG! I gots a straight-up boner fo' dis paring. I played tha straight-up original gangsta few partz of sonic n' tha secret rings, n' I gots a straight-up boner fo' dis couple instantly

Sonic couplez i hate:

Cream n' Tails: it might seem right yo, but I thought a gangbangin' fox smokes rabbits so it won't work up fo' them!

Sonic n' Elise: (Bite meh) no! it kind of remindz me of Chillin Beauty n' Snow White yo, but up in tha opposite way hommie!

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(.• (.•pass tha ribbon round if you know one of mah thugs dat has survived, died, or is livin wit cancer copy dis up in yo' profile

If yo ass is weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a gangbangin' freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anythang similar, post dis up in yo' profile. (i be a hybrid, weird, insane, crazy, odd, somewhat psychotic, and, plain, outta tha ordinary)

If yo ass be aware dat all kindsa muthafuckin playas now n' minutes pretend ta be one of mah thugs they not, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile. (no i'm not aware of playas bustin this, BUT MY MOM IS!)

98 of tha population would take a thugged-out dirtnap if Jizzy Depp holla'd it wasn't def ta breathe. If you one of tha 98 dat would die, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile. (That would be me biaaatch! And mah Mom!)

If you like ta write, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile. (I wanna be a Tragedy writa when i grow up!)

If you've eva started ta read a gangbangin' fanfic chapter, gots distracted, n' forgot ta review until another chapta was posted, copy n' past dis tha fuck into yo' flava (Happened fuckin shitloadz of times playas have Sent me PMs cuz of dat shiznit son!)

Ludd knows not flavas, nor age, nor color. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. If you believe this, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile. (Take me fo' example, I be ludd wit a thug whoz ass used ta be tha terminator)

Re-post dis if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do yo' part ta end it (what tha hell is homophobia?)Be live me you dont wanna know!

If you've been on tha computa fo' minutes on end, readin a shitload of fanfictions, copy dis onto yo' profile, n' add yo' name ta dis list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, Klc, Shadaze4Ever,why me why not you, Societyz Damnation, Gaara tha Eternal, cats-rock-and-so-does-cheese,SoujaGurl,Lil' Willy Angel of Ch,jeijei22,Lucy tha Hedgehog, Destroyahirismix666, CodySimpson1143,

33 of playas will flush there cellphones down a toilet. if yo' is tha rest dat don't then never text on tha toilet n' copy n' past dis on ta yo' flava biaaatch! (i have never dirty done dat cuz mah beeper is only used fo' emergencies)

All dem playas have online Sex loosin there virtual realitizzle virginity. if you aint tha copy n' past dis on ta yo' profile.

Quick List seven Muthafuckas from tha Teen Titian's...

1) Starfire

2) cyborg

3) Raven

4) Robin

5) Beast boy

6) Terra

7) Kitten

What would happen if 3 laughed wit 5?

Beast pimp would rush Raven ta tha hospitizzle.

What would happen if 1 went on a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass hustlin spree wit 6?

They would all be broke biaaatch! And dem some cause Star fire would bust a Credit card dawwwg!

What would happen up in 6 strutted up in on 4 n' 5 up in tha bathroom masturbating!

Head fo' tha high hills muthafucka! Terra is ghon be mad dawwwg!

What would happen if 1 n' 2 fell tha fuck up in love!?

Yo, skanky Robby poo!

What would 4 do if 7 gave 4 a nickname of Robby poo!

Dude would slice her head off!

What would happen if 6 gots snowed up in at 5z house?

Terra n' Beast Boy would go fuck!

what would 5 do if he gots snowed up in at 7z house?

Beast pimp would lock his dirty ass up in tha bathroom from kitten.

what would 5 do if 2 broke tha T.V.?

I do not wanna know!

What would 4 do if he found up 1 was 7 up in a cold-ass lil coustume biaatch!

Dude would scream!

what would 3 do if she found up dat biiiiatch was up in 5z body.

Probably trash dat shiznit son!

What would 3 do if she found 6 n' 7 rapin 4?

she would save Robin n' git wrath from Kitten moth!

How tha fuck would 3 defend her muthafuckin ass from 7?

No problem!

What would 4 do if da thug was hustled by tha spirit of 7.

never wanna be ridin' solo up in tha dark!

What would 4 do if he found up 1 was 7 up in a cold-ass lil coustume n' tha pimpin' muthafucka thought dat schmoooove muthafucka had hooked up 1!

Dude would want a gangbangin' finger-lickin' divorce biaatch!

what would 2 do if he found up 5 loved Slade biaatch!

Become a tattle tail n' tell Terra!

what would 4 do if I gots up in a gangbangin' fight wit 7 over his dirty ass!

Yo, slink slowly away hommie!

What would 3 do if she fell tha fuck up in ludd wit 2!

Yo, she would go phychrist playa!

what would s do if she found fo' masta batin naked dawwwg!

Fuck his ass ta dirtnap

what would 2 do if he forgot how tha fuck ta live?!

Well thatz simple..die biaatch!

Would 4 be up in heaven if da thug was up in hell while 7 was up in heaven?

Yes muthafucka! he finally gots away from kitten moth!

If yo ass is over tha age of 12 n' still peep cartoon network, disney channel ect., n' is proud as a muthafucka of it, copy dis tha fuck into yo' profile.

If you've eva axed a straight-up stupid, obvious question, copy n' paste dis one yo' profile.

95 of all teens would go tha fuck into a panic if tha Jonas brothers was on a 100 foot buildin bout ta jump. copy n' paste dis if yo ass is one of tha 5 whoz ass brought popcorn n' invited playas.

If you spend multiple minutes each dizzle readin or freestylin or a cold-ass lil combination of both...copy n' paste dis on yo' profile.

96 cement of playas peep spunkbizzle, if yo ass is tha 4 cement whoz ass despise it copy dis ta yo' profile.

1.Yo ass have 10 dollars n' need ta loot snacks at a gas station. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. What would you buy, biatch? CANDY!

2. If you was reincarnated as a sea creature, what tha fuck would you wanna be? Killa Whale

3. Whos yo' straight-up redhead, biatch? I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah mom!

4. What do you order when you at IHOP? ...pancakes why, how tha fuck bout yo slick ass?

5. Last book you read? Thugs Life

6. Describe yo' vibe wit one word. bored...WAIT NO I CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!!

7. Describe tha last time you was fucked up? ...I pulled mah own earlobe...I have no clue why but it happened

8. Of all yo' playas, whoz ass would you wanna be stuck up in a well with, biatch? ...does it gotta be a well?

9. Rock gangbang or symphony? dis is off topic but what tha fuck on some Rockphony dat would be like ... weird ...

10. What tha fuck iz tha wallpaper of yo' beeper? Cody Simpson wit a Guitar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Finally gots mah beeper back.

11. Favorite Soda? ...not sure... mountain dew I guess no MOUNTAIN DEW CODE RED...therez a gangbangin' finger-lickin' difference

12. What type of hoodie is you bustin, biatch? a aiiight shirt... props fo' asking!

13. If you could only use one form of transportation: phasin all up in walls

14. Most recent porno you have peeped up in theatres? Montie Carlo

15. Name a hustla/actress/singer/cartoon characta you have had tha hots for: Cody Simpson

16. Whats yo' straight-up kind of cake? D'oh! (homer Simpson moment) I forgot tha name of dat shit...

17. What did you have fo' dinner last night? I had...um I be thinkin I had chicken

18. Look ta yo' left, what tha fuck do you see? A couch

19. Do you untie yo' Nikes when you take dem off? NO!

20. Favorite toy as a cold-ass lil child? ...Barbie doll!

21. Do you loot yo' own groceries, biatch? Nope biaaatch! but i smoke dat shiznit son!

22. Do you be thinkin playas rap bout you behind yo' back, biatch? well I be assumin they have mo' exitin thangs ta rap bout (yeah right playas worshizzle mah dirty ass...not straight-up)

23. Whenz tha last time you had gummy worms, biatch? what?.

24. Whatz yo' straight-up fruit? TOMATO! (not straight-up but I wanna bust a nut on buggin playas whoz ass say dat tomatoes is vegetables)

25. Do you gotz a picture of yo ass bustin a cold-ass lil cartwheel? I can't straight-up do a cold-ass lil cartwheel ... but I gots a picture of me bustin a gangbangin' fall!!

26. Do you like hustlin long distances, biatch? no

27 yo. Has you done eva smoked snow, biatch? yes... it tastes like ice biaatch!

28. What color is yo' bedsheets? multi color

29. Whats yo' straight-up flower, biatch? I wanna bust a nut on roses

30. Do you do ballet, biatch? Yes muthafucka! n' I be goin tha fuck into competition!

31. Do you dig old-ass music? Alot playa!

32. What tha fuck iz tha 1st TV Theme cold lil' woo wop dat pops up in yo' head? T-E-E-N-T-I-T-A-N-S TEEN TITANS LET'S GO!!

33. Do you peep SpunkBizzle, biatch? psh yeah all tha time!!

34. What temperature is it outside right now, biatch? 68 F

35. Do playas consider you smart? Only mah mom!

36 yo. How tha fuck nuff piercings do you have? 2 ... one on left ear n' one on right ear

37. Is you signed up in on AIM, biatch? nope biaatch!

38 yo. Has you done eva tried gluin yo' fingers together, biatch? ...guilty

39 .How tha fuck do you feel bout yo' crew? they aiiight a lil weird sometimes but whoz ass aint?

40. Do you have a iPood, biatch? No but i want one.

41. What time do you git all up in bed? whenever I be tired... mah momma hates dis shit... :P

42. What CD is currently up in yo' CD playa? Cody Simpson Coast ta Coast

43. What porno do you know every last muthafuckin line to? Shreck 2, Madagascar, Narnia, barbie pornos, Never Say never, ect

44. What tha fuck iz yo' straight-up salad dressing? Italian!!

45. What do you want fo' Chrizzle dis year? Ludd potion, Cody Simpson Doll, n' $2,000,000,000,000,000

46. What crew member/friend lives tha farthest from yo slick ass? mah aunt!!

47. Do you like hugs? No keep yo' distizzle unless I initiate tha hug!!

48. Last time you had butterflies up in yo' stomach: When I saw Music Video Angel By Cody Simpson

49. Whats tha way playas most often mispronounce any part of yo' name? ...no comment there aint playas whoz ass can... how tha fuck could one of mah thugs mispronounce it anyhow?

50. Do you peep college football? no... should I??

ılı.--Volume--.ılı.: Min- - - - - - - - - - -Max

if you eva ran tha fuck into a parked car, copy n' paste dis ta yo' profile.

98 cement of tha ghettoz population believe dat they brangin dirty back. Copy n' paste dis on yo' flava if you part of tha 2 cement dat never lost theirs.

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If you have eva tripped over yo' own feet, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile.

If you have eva fallen up tha stairs copy dis tha fuck into yo' profile.

If you have eva had a mad bustin up fit fo' straight-up no reason, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' flava biaatch!

Girls
are like
applez on trees.
Da dopest ones are
at tha top of tha tree.The
boys don't wanna reach
for tha phat ones cuz they
are afraid of fallin n' gettin hurt.
Instead, they just git tha rotten applez
from tha ground dat aren't as good,
but easy as fuck . Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So tha applez all up in tha top think
suttin' is poppin' off wit them, when in
reality, they amazing. They just
have ta wait fo' tha right pimp to
come along, tha one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to tha top
of tha tree.

(SOOOOOO TRUE!!)

If you HATE Cartoon Network fo' tha cancellation of tha Teen Titans, THEN PLEASE COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!=D

If at first you don't succeed - cheat, repeat until caught, n' then lie biaatch!

With playaz like these, I hope mah enemies gotz a spare bedroom.


A teenage hoe bout 17 named Diane had gone ta git on over ta some playaz one evenin n' time passed quickly as each shared they various experiencez of tha past year. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch ended up stayin longer than planned, n' had ta strutt home ridin' solo. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch wasn't afraid cuz dat shiznit was a lil' small-ass hood n' she lived only all dem blocks away.

As dat biiiiatch strutted along under tha tall elm trees, Diane axed Dogg ta keep her safe from harm n' dark shiznit n' shit. When she reached tha alley, which was a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass short cut ta her house, her dope ass decided ta take dat shit. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat halfway down tha alley she noticed a playa standin all up in tha end as though da thug was waitin fo' her n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch became uneasy n' fuckin started ta pray, askin fo' Godz protection. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Instantly a cold-ass lil comfortin feelin of on tha fuckin' down-lownizz n' securitizzle wrapped round her, she felt as though one of mah thugs was struttin wit her n' shit. When she reached tha end of tha alley, dat biiiiatch strutted right past tha playa n' arrived home safely.

Da followin day, she read up in tha newspaper dat a lil' hoe had been raped up in tha same alley just twenty minutes afta dat freaky freaky biatch had been there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Feelin overwhelmed by dis fuck up n' tha fact dat it could done been her, da hoe fuckin started ta weep. Thankin tha Lord fo' her safety n' ta help dis lil' biatch, her dope ass decided ta git all up in tha five-o station. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch felt dat thugged-out biiiatch could recognize tha dude, so dat dunkadelic hoe holla'd at dem her story. Da five-o axed her if dat biiiiatch would be willin ta peep a lineup ta peep if dat thugged-out biiiatch could identify his muthafuckin ass. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch agreed n' immediately pointed up tha playa dat freaky freaky biatch had peeped up in tha alley tha night before. When tha playa was holla'd at dat schmoooove muthafucka had been identified, he immediately broke down n' confessed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da fool gave props ta Diane fo' her bravery n' axed if there was anythang they could do fo' her n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch axed if they would ask tha playa one question. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Diane was curious as ta why dat schmoooove muthafucka had not beat down her n' shit. When tha policeman axed him, he answered, "Because dat biiiiatch wasn't ridin' solo. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch had two tall pimps struttin on either side of her muthafuckin ass." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you never ridin' solo. Did yo dirty ass know dat 98 of teenagers aint gonna stand up fo' God, n' 93 of tha playas dat read dis won’t re-post it?


If yo ass is 12 n' still fuck wit Barbie dolls copy n' paste dis on yo' profile.

If yo' obsessed wit a sugary chicken, copy n' paste dis on yo' profile.

If you have yo' own lil ghetto n' you’re all ridin' solo up in it n' no muthafucka KNOW you cuz you’re so UNIQUE, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile.

my partner of twenty-seven muthafuckin years tha fuck into tha room.
I be tha fosta lil pimp whoz ass wakes up wit nightmarez of bein taken away from tha two fathers whoz ass is tha only gangbangin crew I have eva had. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I wish they could adopt mah dirty ass.
I be one of tha dirty ones, I guess. I survived tha battle dat left me up in a cold-ass lil coma fo' three weeks, n' up in another year I'ma probably be able ta strutt again.
I aint one of tha dirty ones. I capped mah dirty ass just weeks before graduatin high school. Dat shiznit was simply too much ta bear.
We is tha couple whoz ass had tha realtor hang up on our asses when she found up we wanted ta rent a one-bedroom fo' two men.
I be tha thug whoz ass never knows which bathroom I should use if I wanna avoid gettin tha pimpment called on mah dirty ass.
I be tha mutha whoz ass aint allowed ta even visit tha lil pimps I bore, nursed, n' raised. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da court say I be a unfit mutha cuz I now live wit another biatch.
I be tha domestic-violence survivor whoz ass found tha support system grow suddenly cold n' distant when they found up mah punk ass partner be also a biatch.
I be tha domestic-violence survivor whoz ass has no support system ta turn ta cuz I be male.
I be tha daddy whoz ass has never hugged his fuckin lil hustla cuz I grew up afraid ta show affection ta other men.
I be tha home-economics mackdaddy whoz ass always wanted ta teach toilet until one of mah thugs holla'd at mah crazy ass dat only lesbians do dis shit.
I be tha playa whoz ass took a dirt nap when tha paramedics stopped treatin me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I be tha thug whoz ass feels guilty cuz I be thinkin I could be a much betta thug if I did not gotta always deal wit society hatin mah dirty ass.
I be tha playa whoz ass stopped attendin church, not cuz I don't believe yo, but cuz they closed they doors ta mah kind.
I be tha thug whoz ass has ta hide what tha fuck dis ghetto needz most, love.
I be tha thug whoz ass be afraid of spittin some lyrics ta his gangbangin Christian muthafathas he loves another male.
Re-post dis if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do yo' part ta end dat shit

IF YOU ARE TEAM JACOB IN TWILIGHT, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you have eva tripped where there was a 'Watch Yo crazy-ass Step' sign, copy n' paste dis ta yo' profile.

If you feel lazy, n' don't wanna copy n' paste dis ta yo' profile, do it anyways.

If you flippin' wild-ass n' proud as a muthafucka of it, copy n' paste dis ta yo' profile.

If you eva had a mad bustin up fit fo' no reason, copy n' paste dis onto yo' profile

If you have eva ran tha fuck into a thugged-out door, copy n' paste dis onto yo' profile.

If you have eva copied n' pasted suttin' onto yo' profile, copy n' paste dis onto yo' profile.

If when you gotz a cold-ass lil child, you'd consider namin dem Edward or Anthony, copy n' paste dis onto yo' profile.

If you've eva axed a straight-up wack n' obvious question, copy n' paste dis onto yo' profile.

If yo' playaz is always spittin some lyrics ta you ta shut tha fuck up yo, but you don't, copy n' paste dis onto yo' profile.

If yo' playaz is thankin bout torturin you ta shut tha fuck up on some gangbangin' fictionizzle character, copy n' paste dis onto yo' profile.

If yo ass is up in ludd wit a gangbangin' fictionizzle character, copy n' paste dis onto yo' profile.

If you have eva had a paper cut, n' sucked on tha blood, copy n' paste dis onto yo' profile.

If playas say dat you always have warm handz n' you thrilled by it, copy n' paste dis onto yo' profile.

If you have yo' own lil ghetto, copy n' paste dis tha fuck into yo' profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a hood on August 27 of 2006 just cuz dat shiznit was "too small" n' "off itz orbit" fo' a cold-ass lil couple scientistz likings. If you still be thinkin Pluto should be a hood then copy n' paste dis ta yo' profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! =)

Normal quotes: "I be as old/olda than Sonic by three months"

"Yo ass lil hustla of a monkey!"

" Try ta insult me, I dare yo thugged-out ass."

" Did yo dirty ass know Jews can say tha F word?"( I straight-up didn't give a fuck dat until I listened ta tha commentary of Distrubia)

" Guys scream mo' like girls, then hoes do..."

"Tooooobbbbbbbiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!"

"Bust a cap up in him, Optimums muthafucka! Bust a cap up in dat mutha Fucker!"

" Dude has such a thugged-out dirty body...(blush)" ( Don't ask bout dis one unless you know mah dirty ass.)

" Fuckin Sasuke biaaatch! Why won't you die?"

"Predators is sooo sexy!"

"Men, no matta what tha fuck hood they from, they still assholes."(Still can't git a thugged-out date, help!)

Yo, sadest quote: " Axel,(cries) Why, biatch? I could have capped dem wit tha keyblade(sobs). WHY, AXEL, WHY!?" ( I straight-up did cry like a muthafucka.)

"Aw...There goes her pimp ta his fuckin lil' dirtnap...(sniker)"(I was watchin a sci-fi porno of some type)


ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizzy git ta yo' doggy den fasta than a ambulance

...are there handicap parkin spaces up in front of ice-skatin rinks

...sick playas git all up in tha back of Walgreens ta git they medicine, while healthy playas git they blunts all up in tha front

...people loot hotdawgs up in packz of 10 n' hotdog buns up in packz of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open n' then chain tha pens ta tha counter

...people order a thugged-out double cheese burger, big-ass fries, n' a gangbangin' finger-lickin' diet coke

...people leave rides worth thousandz of dollars up in tha driveways n' keep they junk up in garages

...people use answerin machines ta screen calls n' then have call waitin so they won't miss tha calls from one of mah thugs they don't wanna rap ta up in tha straight-up original gangsta place

...is tha word "politics" used ta describe tha process so well; "Poli-" up in latin means "many" n' "tics" mean "blood-suckin creatures

83. When one of mah thugs drops some lyrics ta you not a god damn thang is impossible, ask his ass ta dribble a gangbangin' footbizzle. Kick dat shit! - Anonymous

34. I don't fight wit idiots; they brang me ta they level then beat me wit experience.

35. What!! Is it so wack ta be attracted ta tha muthafuckas whoz ass wanna destroy mankind?!

36. Knowledge is power, juice corrupts, study hard, be evil.

37. I be just here ta chew bubble gum n' kick ass...and I be outta bubble gum. - Seto Kaiba

38. Everyone has tha right ta be fuckin wack. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Some playas just abuse tha privilege.

39. When game gives you lemons, read dem n' drool.

40. I be betta than normal, I be abnormal.

41. Therez a gangbangin' fine line between smart-ass n' insanity, I be thinkin you crossed tha line all dem milez back.

Has you done eva considered suin yo' dome fo' non-support?

42. Roses is red, violets is black, please git all up in hell, n' never come back.

43. Yo ass cry, I cry like a muthafucka. Yo ass laugh, I laugh. Yo ass fall outta a window...I laugh

44. Yo ass STFU n' I kick yo' ass. It aint nuthin but tha law of equivalent exchange...bitch.

45. I'd explain it ta you yo, but you domes would explode.

46. I can only please one thug a thugged-out day. It make me wanna hollar playa! Todizzle aint yo' day. It make me wanna hollar playa! Tomorrow aint lookin phat either.

47. I aint gots a attitude problem. Yo ass gotz a perception problem.

48. My fuckin realitizzle check bounced.

23. EXCUSE ME!! I have PMS n' a gun...Yo ass was saying?

24. Like Daddy always holla'd: If you can't dazzle 'em wit brilliance, baffle 'em wit bullshit playa!

25. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

"I never forgave mah playas fo' anythang fo' realz. A characta flaw ta be shizzle yo, but hell, everyonez gots ta have one."

26. Never be afraid ta try suttin' new. Remember, amateurs built tha ark. Professionals built tha Titanic.

27. Don't play wack wit mah dirty ass...I be betta at dat shit.

28 fo' realz. Ah, fo'sho, divorce, from tha Latin word meanin 'to rip up a mans genitals all up in his wallet'. - Robin Williams

Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck was so mean ta put a "s" up in tha word "lisp" if playas wit lisps can't say tha "s"?

Doctors say TV is wack fo' our asses yo, but why is there a TV up in every last muthafuckin hospitizzle room?

If McDonaldz loves ta peep you smile why do they screw up yo' order?

If quizzes is quizzical, what tha fuck is tests?

If con is tha opposite of pro is Congress tha opposite of progress?

Ever stop ta think, n' forget ta start again?

14. I wanna bust a nut on work. Well shiiiit, it fascinates mah dirty ass. I could sit n' stare at it alllll muthafuckin day.

15. When I want yo' opinion, I be bout ta give it ta yo thugged-out ass.

16. It aint nuthin but tourist season, so why can't I blast them?

17. Warning: Trespassers is ghon be shot. Warning: Survivors is ghon be blasted again.

18. That which don't bust a cap up in yo thugged-out ass...will probably try again.

19. This aint suttin' ta be tossed away lightly. Well shiiiit, it should be thrown, wit pimped out force.

20. When one of mah thugs annoys you, it takes 42 musclez ta frown yo, but it only takes 4 musclez ta extend yo' arm n' whack dem on tha head.

21. I be a no muthafucka. Nobodyz perfect. Therefore, dat make me perfect.

22. I git nuff exercise: jumpin ta conclusions, pushin mah luck, an

Four reasons why hoes is better

1) They do less crime ageist tha opposite sex.

2) There is mo' hoes then thugs up in tha ghetto dawwwg!

3) They can be fucked up when they want playa!

4) They go all up in pain of havin a cold-ass lil lil pimp dawwwg!

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iм נυѕт м " & тнαт'ѕ α " " i αи в ",
иσ мσя ", иσ " "ѕѕ,
иσ ѕ "σиd gυ "ѕѕ . . .

Ι "αυgн, i "σν ", i "iν ", i яч
αиd ѕσм "тiм "ѕ i ωiѕн тнαт i ωσυ "d di ".
ѕσм " dαчѕ i'м fυиич,
σтн "я dαчѕ i'м иσт
ѕσм " dαчѕ i'м iи σν "яdяiν ",
αиd i cαи'т ѕтσρ xD

чσυ мαч иσт "iк " м "
вυт тнαт'ѕ σкαч,
тнiѕ iѕ м "
& тнiѕ iѕ нσω i' " " ѕтαч! :

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ι' gιv " υ a s "α.
ιf нυgs ω "r " " " α v " s,
ι' gιv " υ α tr " ".
ιf "ιf " ωαs a ρ l α . " t,
ι' gιv " υ α gα "αxч.
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ι' gιv " υ мι . "

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thэ shσяt "st ωσя ƒσя m " ιs... I
th " sω " "t "st ωσя ƒσя m " ιs... LOVE
th " on "ч on " ƒσя m " ιs... YOU

... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you a hoe n' you've ever
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... sSSS, biatch? ... ... .s..sS ... ... ... ... ... . beaten a muthafucka up in a arm wrestle,
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..sSSS. ... .sS.. sSS.. ... ... ... ... ... ... . copy tha Flamin Heart
... ... ... ... ... ... ..sSSSS.. ... .sS.. .SS . ... ... ... ... ... ... ... tha fuck into yo' flava biaatch!
... ... ... ... ... ... . Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. SSSSS... ... ... sS... Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. S.. ... ... ... ... ... ... . (sorry muthafuckas, hoes only)
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To Every Guy:

To every last muthafuckin muthafucka thatz holla'd, "Sex CAN wait
To every last muthafuckin muthafucka thatz holla'd, "Yo ass is dope.
To every last muthafuckin muthafucka dat was never too busy ta drive across hood ta peep her muthafuckin ass.
To every last muthafuckin muthafucka dat gives flowers n' a cold-ass lil card when her ass is sick.
To every last muthafuckin muthafucka whoz ass has given her flowers just cuz.
To every last muthafuckin muthafucka dat holla'd da thug would take a thugged-out dirtnap fo' her muthafuckin ass.
To every last muthafuckin muthafucka dat straight-up would.
To every last muthafuckin muthafucka dat took time ta do what tha fuck dat biiiiatch wanted ta do.
To every last muthafuckin muthafucka dat dat thugged-out biiiatch cried up in front of.
To every last muthafuckin muthafucka dat holdz handz wit her muthafuckin ass.
To every last muthafuckin muthafucka dat kisses her wit meaning.
To every last muthafuckin muthafucka dat hugs her when her big-ass booty sad.
To every last muthafuckin muthafucka dat hugs her fo' no reason at all.
To every last muthafuckin muthafucka whoz ass would give they jacket up fo' her muthafuckin ass.
To every last muthafuckin muthafucka dat calls ta make shizzle she gots home safe.
To every last muthafuckin muthafucka dat would sit n' wait fo' her fo' minutes just ta peep her fo' ten minutes.
To every last muthafuckin muthafucka dat would give his seat up.
To every last muthafuckin muthafucka dat just wants ta cuddle.
To every last muthafuckin muthafucka dat reassured her dat dat biiiiatch was dope no matta what.
To every last muthafuckin muthafucka whoz ass holla'd at his secrets ta her muthafuckin ass.
To every last muthafuckin muthafucka dat tried ta show how tha fuck much his schmoooove ass cared all up in every last muthafuckin word n' every last muthafuckin breath.
To every last muthafuckin muthafucka dat thought maybe dis could be tha one.
To every last muthafuckin muthafucka dat believed up in her dreams.
To every last muthafuckin muthafucka dat would have done anythang so dat thugged-out biiiatch could big up em.
To every last muthafuckin muthafucka dat never laughed at her when dat dunkadelic hoe holla'd at his ass her dreams.
To every last muthafuckin muthafucka dat strutted her ta her car.
To every last muthafuckin muthafucka dat gave his thugged-out ass.
To every last muthafuckin muthafucka whoz ass prays dat she be aiiight even if yo ass is not wit her muthafuckin ass.

30 of lil playas git all up in college. Da other 70 either drop up or aint gots tha proper game to. If yo ass is one of tha 30 dat KNOW dat you goin ta college put dis on yo' flava n' add yo' name ta tha list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth tha Kitty, Monko25, leafninja345435, Frozen Fyre, AkatsukiFan, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Brisa-Chan, Sye216, Riayu, zerofangirl, Sagerune, GoddessGidrah29

Mummy...Jizzy brought a glock ta school
Dude holla'd at his wild lil' playaz dat dat shiznit was cool
And when he pulled tha trigger back
It blasted wit a pimped out crack
Mummy I was a phat girl
I did what tha fuck I was holla'd at
I went ta school, I gots straight A's, I even gots tha gold
But mummy when I went ta school dat day, I never holla'd peace out
I be sorry as a muthafucka mummy I had ta go yo, but mommy please don't cry
When Jizzy blasted tha glock dat schmoooove muthafucka hit me n' another
And all cuz he gots tha glock from his olda brother
Mummy please tell daddy dat I gots a straight-up boner fo' his ass straight-up much
And please tell Chris, mah boyfriend, dat it wasn't just a cold-ass lil crush
And tell mah lil sista dat her ass is tha only one now
And tell mah dear dope grandmutha dat I be bout ta be waitin fo' her now
And tell mah straight-up dope playaz dat they was always tha best
Mummy I aint tha straight-up original gangsta I be no betta than tha rest
Mummy tell mah mackdaddys I won't show up fo' class
And never ta forget dis n' please don't let dis pass
Mummy why'd it gotta be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn tha others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell tha doctors I know they straight-up did try
Yo ass KNOW I even saw a thugged-out doctor tryin not ta cry
Mummy I be slowly dyin wit a funky-ass cap up in mah chest
But mummy please remember I be up in heaven wit tha rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard dat crack
Mummy dig me if you would
I wanted ta git all up in college
I wanted ta try thangs dat was new
I guess I aint goin wit daddy
On dat trip ta tha freshly smoked up zoo
I wanted ta git married
I wanted ta git a kid
I wanted ta be a playette
Mummy I wanted ta live
But mummy I must go now
Da time is gettin late
Mummy tell mah Chris
I be sorry as a muthafucka but I had ta quit tha date
I gots a straight-up boner fo' you mummy I always have
I know you know itz true
Mummy all I wanted ta say is "mummy I gots a straight-up boner fo' you"
In memory of tha Columbian hustlas dat was lost
Quit playin' n' do what tha fuck I be sayin'! Please if you would
Pass dis around
I'd be aiiight if you could
Don't smash dis on tha ground
If you pass dis on
Maybe playas will cry
Just keep dis up in ass
For tha playas dat didn't git ta say "goodbye"
Now you have two chizzlez
1) re-post n' show you care
2)ignore it n' you have just proven you gotz a low-down, cold-hearted


Yo, so here is some tips fo' all you hoes up there.

(I be a hoe so you can trust me on this)

1) If you eva git a funky-ass pimp be prepared fo' another hoe ta loot his thugged-out ass. (I hustled dat tha hard way three times!)

2) Just be yo ass, muthafuckas aiiight like dis shit. (I be ta much like mah dirty ass)

3) DON"T Flirt. Flirting- Bustin up when they make lame jokes, battin yo' eyes, swingin yo' hips when strutt ect. (Thatz just aiiight me so its kinda hard not ta flirt)

4) Most thugs, will probly only want you fo' tha bed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Don't become his sex toy. lost of thangs can happen from dis shit. Like Aidz if da perved-out muthafucka chills round all muthafuckin day. It make me wanna hollar playa! Well shiiiit, it also make it mo' fucked up when you break up. (Gosh, i know thatz right)

5) Don't bust a nut until yo' married. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! (Then Thats when all tha baggage comes)

6) Don't dress sexually you gonna attract tha wack type of playa fo' yo ass. (Unless you like ta be abused) See number 4)

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT, biatch? Got hit by a stick
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM, biatch? Picturez I've drawn, And a cold-ass lil calender n' shiznit fo' realz. And Posters
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I only rap up in mah chill.
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO, biatch? Pop
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN, biatch? No
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, biatch? Front row tickets ta a Cody Simpson concert.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Uh...Everyone dat had took a dirt nap up in mah crew I guess.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S), biatch? A Rubber Frog.
9 yo. HOW TALL ARE YOU, biatch? A lil over 5' 3"
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC, biatch? NO!
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK, biatch? Used to.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY, biatch? I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah Boyfriend.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL, biatch? 'cause I be a hoe i be thinkin it would be anythang dat don't smell like a man.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX, biatch? Hair: Blonde Eyes: Green
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO, biatch? On a funky-ass birthdizzle card.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK, biatch? Neither
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING, biatch? CHEESE!
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE, biatch? ICE CREAM!
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED, biatch? A bunch of flowers dat is now dead as fuckin fried chicken.
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY, biatch? Yes
23 fo' realz. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED, biatch? Wha?
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND, biatch? Mary Kate n' Ashely n' Justice.
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW, biatch? Yes

27. WHAT KIND IS IT, biatch? A wild-ass Pussaaaaaay

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING, biatch? Yes

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU, biatch? Tell dem up in any way possible.
30. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: Pi = 3.14159
31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES, biatch? Blondes
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN, biatch? I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah dad's
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST, biatch? I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah olda n' Younger brother
34 yo. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA, biatch? Nope
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES, biatch? Love
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS, biatch? Nope, mah momma done did.
37. FIRST JOB, biatch? Sweep (Ugh!)
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL, biatch? I aint gots a cold-ass lil cellphone biaatch!
41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT, biatch? Listenin To Cody Simpson
40 yo. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY, biatch? Nope
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST, biatch? Style
43 yo. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES, biatch? NO, Lucky me biaaatch! (Whoot)
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, biatch? Anythang Cody Simpson
45 yo. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT, biatch? However nuff Dogg wants.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My fuckin Middle name (Danae) Was named afta a writa whoz ass freestyled "Woof" I currently have tha book.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS, biatch? All tha Time.
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE, biatch? Uh...Five star?
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING, biatch? NO
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT, biatch? Honey Turkey
52 fo' realz. ANY BAD HABITS? My fuckin momma be thinkin i have lots, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. I can only recall One.
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF, biatch? Red Hot
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU, biatch? YEA! I LOVE MYSELF! (Jk)
56. DO LOOKS MATTER, biatch? Sometimes...
57 yo. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER, biatch? Write
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME, biatch? Uh...I only have one.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD, biatch? Barbie Doll
61 yo. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE, biatch? 8
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID, biatch? YES!
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM, biatch? Yes, Fuck dat shit, Maybe.
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE, biatch? Macaroni n' Cheese
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL, biatch? Someone dat Treats me hella, Very, Straight-up sick.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES, biatch? Brea, Breezy, Brannie, Doll ect.
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER, biatch? Cody Simpson
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW, biatch? Victorious
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE, biatch? don't give a fuck
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR, biatch? Bubble Gum
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES, biatch? Yes yes y'all.
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT, biatch? Todizzle
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64, biatch? Yes, there is!
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR, biatch? 80 mph (my bro was driving)
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS, biatch? Don't straight-up care
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO, biatch?
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK, biatch? Water
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE, biatch? Dad
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX, biatch? Face n' Hair. :P
80. FAVORITE NUMBER, biatch? 2 & 9
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE, biatch? Mondays
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR, biatch? January
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN, biatch? I HATE ZODIAC!
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR, biatch? Blonde
86. EYE COLOR, biatch? Cat Green
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT, biatch? Sonic
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI, biatch? no
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED, biatch? Star Treck
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR, biatch? SEPTEMBER 22, MY BIRTHDAY!
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, biatch? nope
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT, biatch? Neither I quit freakin' tha fuck up bout dis shit...yet.
95. KISSES OR HUGS, biatch? kisses
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS, biatch? Relationships and one Night stands
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT, biatch? A candle
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE, biatch? Don't have one
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING, biatch? Eragon
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Can't

'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I be a CHRISTAN, so I MUST be thinkin gay playas should git all up in hell.
I be RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove mah beliefs down yo' throat.
I be IRISH, so I MUST gotz a wack drankin problem.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I be a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of hoe.
I be INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosapien.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I ride wit GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I be a FEMALE GAMER (with vizzle games), so I MUST be skanky.. or crazy.
I be a GIRL whoz ass straight-up EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I be SINGLE so I MUST be skanky.
I be CHRISTIAN so I MUST don't give a fuck bout homosapiens.
I be up in BAND, so I MUST be a thugged-out dork.
I be WHITE n' have black playaz so I MUST be thinkin I be black
I be NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a weak-ass muthafucka.
I be YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I gots a shitload of FRIENDS, so I MUST ludd ta drank n' party.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST be thinkin lil of dem playas whoz ass don't.
I don't like ta be up in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I gots a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I be a FANGIRL so I MUST be a cold-ass lil crazy, obsessed stalker.
I be INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I be AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed n' arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I be a TEENAGER, so I MUST gotz a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible fo' every last muthafuckin thang goin wack on tha hood: past, present, n' future.
I’m not da most thugged-out POPULAR thug up in school, so I MUST be a weak-ass muthafucka
I care bout tha ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree huggin hippy
I gots a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be a buggin Mary-sue.
I be CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion ((Even though I am))
I wanna bust a nut on CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I wanna bust a nut on READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE wit mah posse, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I be a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be a outcast.
I wanna bust a nut on GAMES, ANIME n' COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I gots a straight-up boner fo' marchin crew, so I MUST be a gangbangin' playaless freak.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointin up mistakes so I MUST be a over-controllin perfectionist
I be a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check every last muthafuckin thang ten times
I DON'T LIKE ta rap bout mah underground game so I MUST be havin a problem

Put dis on yo' crib
If you like ta laugh!

Links ta phat pictures:

(Forget tha poem)


What a Pimp SHOULD do:
When dat biiiiatch strutts away from you mad, follow her
When her big-ass booty stares at yo' grill, lick her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her n' don’t let go
When her big-ass booty starts cussin at you, lick her n' tell her you ludd her
When she on tha fuckin' down-low, ask her what’s wrong
When she ignores you, give her yo' attention
When she pulls away, pull her back
When you peep her at her worst, tell her da hoe dope
When you peep her start bustin up, just hold her n' don’t say shit
When you peep her strutting, sneak up n' gangbang her waist from behind
When her big-ass booty scared, protect her
When she lays her head on yo' shoulder, tilt her head up n' lick her
When her big-ass booty steals yo' straight-up hat, let her keep it n' chill wit it fo' a night
When dat dunkadelic hoe teases you, tease her back n' make her laugh
When her dope ass don’t answer fo' a long-ass time, reassure her dat every last muthafuckin thang be all gravy
When she looks at you wit doubt, back yo ass up
When her big-ass booty say dat she likes you, she straight-up do mo' than you could understand
When she grabs at yo' hands, hold hers n' fuck wit her fingers
When da hoe bumps tha fuck into you, bump tha fuck into her back n' make her laugh
When dat dunkadelic hoe drops some lyrics ta you a secret, keep it safe n' untold
When she looks at you up in yo' eyes, don’t look away until her dope ass do
When she misses you, dat freaky freaky biatch hurtin inside
When you break her ass, tha pain never straight-up goes away
When her big-ass booty say its over, her big-ass booty still wants you ta be hers
When she repost dis bulletin, dat biiiiatch wants you ta read dat shit
Stay on tha beeper wit her even if she’s not sayin anything
When she mad, gangbang her tight n' don't let go
When her big-ass booty say she ok, don’t believe it, rap wit her, cuz 10 yrs lata she'll remember yo thugged-out ass
Call her at 12:00am on her birthdizzle ta tell her you ludd her, call her before you chill n' afta you wake up
Treat her like she all dat mattas ta yo thugged-out ass
Tease her n' let her tease you back
Stay up all night wit her when her big-ass booty sick
Watch her straight-up porno wit her or her straight-up show even if you be thinkin its stupid
Give her tha ghetto, let her wear yo' clothes
When da hoe bugged out n' sad, ride wit her, let her know she blingin
Kiss her up in tha pourin rain
When she runs up at you bustin up, tha straight-up original gangsta thang you say is; "Whose ass is I kickin next?"

What a Hoe SHOULD do:

When he mad at you, cry n' beg his ass fo' forgiveness

When he mad at one of his wild lil' playas, let his ass know da perved-out muthafucka still gots yo thugged-out ass

When dat schmoooove muthafucka hits you n' apologizes, forgive n' forget

When da perved-out muthafucka stares at you, lick him

When he on tha fuckin' down-low, hold his hand n' ask whatz wrong

When da thug won't say shit, listen carefully ta what tha fuck dat schmoooove muthafucka has ta say

When tha pimpin' muthafucka drops some lyrics ta you he loves you, tell his ass he all dat matters

When his schmoooove ass calls you a pet name you hate, laugh

When da perved-out muthafucka sick, stay by his side n' cherish tha fact dat he needz yo thugged-out ass

When tha pimpin' muthafucka drops some lyrics ta you a secret, never tell a ass except his own

When tha pimpin' muthafucka touches you, let his ass know how tha fuck it make you feel

When he fucks wit yo' hair, take his wild lil' straight-up basebizzle cap n' laugh wit him

When you cry, let his ass gangbang yo thugged-out ass

When he looks you up in tha eye, stare back tha fuck into his

When da perved-out muthafucka shy, be patient

If he forgets, gently remind him

If da perved-out muthafucka standz you up, cry until his schmoooove ass calls

If he remembers, reminisce wit him

When tha pimpin' muthafucka drops some lyrics ta you you dope, tell him, "I don't deserve yo thugged-out ass."

When da thug wants ta lick you, lick his ass first

When he rethugz his birthday, tell his ass "Yo ass is tha dopest present eva."

When da ruffneck don't call, check yo' inbox

When dat schmoooove muthafucka has not a god damn thang ta say, say, "I gots a straight-up boner fo' yo thugged-out ass."

When his schmoooove ass cries, know dat somethingz wack n' ask his ass what tha fuck happened

When you peep his ass flirt wit another girl, remind his ass whoz ass YOU are

When he make you a gift, give props ta his ass n' treasure it always

When he refuses ta lick you, wait until he ready

When tha pimpin' muthafucka teases you, lick his ass n' let his ass know you ludd him

When he cook up a move, go wit tha flow

When he kisses you, lick his ass right back, n' let tha moment last

When his thugged-out lil' punk-ass breaks up wit you, cry yo' ass out

Things ta do when you up in Walmart playa!

1.) Set all tha alarm clocks up in Housewares ta go off at 5-minute intervals.

2.) Make a trail of tomato juice on tha floor leadin ta tha rest rooms.

3.) Walk up ta a hommie n' tell him/her up in a straight-up legit tone," 'Code 3' up in housewares"... n' peep what tha fuck happens.

4.) Go tha Service Desk n' ask ta put a ounce ta tha bounce of M&Mz on lay away.

5.) Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign ta a cold-ass lil carpeted area.

6.) Set up a tent up in tha campin department n' tell other shoppers you gonna invite dem up in if they'll brang pillows from tha beddin department.

7.) When a cold-ass lil clerk asks if they can help you, begin ta cry n' ask,"Why can't you playas just leave me alone?"

8.) Look right tha fuck into tha securitizzle camera & use it as a mirror, n' pick yo' nose.

9.) While handlin glocks up in tha hustlin department, ask tha clerk if he knows where tha anti - depressants are.

10.) Dart round tha store suspiciously loudly hummin tha "Mission Impossible" theme.

11.) In tha auto department, practice yo' "Madonna look."

12.) Hide up in a cold-ass lil threadz rack n' when playas browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13.) When a announcement comes over tha bangin speaker, assume tha fetal posizzle n' scream,"NO! NO! It aint nuthin but dem voices again!!"

14.) Go tha fuck into a gangbangin' fittin room n' shut tha door n' wait a while n' then yell, straight-up loudly, "There is no toilet paper up in here!"

15.Grab a shitload of bouncy balls n' throw dem down tha aisle, shoutin "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. when you peep shiznit up in dem cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!"

17.) Go ta a random hustla n' say, "OH, THERE YOU ARE, MOM/DAD!" And gangbang em.

Ludd yo ass, before

Yo ass can be able to

Trust one of mah thugs

With your

Heart

-An empty soul


SHOUJO-AI " Literally means “girl’s love” n' covers female-female relationshizzles, probably on a romantical level (aka Yuri).

SHONEN-AI " Literally means “boy’s love”, wit rap coverin male-male relationshizzles, probably on a romantical level (aka Yaoi).


Keep me warm

Hold mah crazy ass untill dawn,

Without you, its true

Just can't peep dis trough

Yo ass know I care;

So let me be there wit yo thugged-out ass

It aint nuthin but true, mah love.

-Sung ta me by a muthafucka whoz ass cares bout mah dirty ass.

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl If...

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow fangirl if you straight-up ludd Shadow n' his crazy-ass muthafuckin is yo' straight-up biaatch!

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you chill wit a Shadow plushie every last muthafuckin night playa!

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if Shadow be all you be thinkin about

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you draw Shadow (I never holla'd draw his ass good. I Really suck at it but i do it anyway's!)

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if whenever Sonic calls Shadow a Faker, you jump up n' exclaim; "NO! YOUR THE FAKER!"

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if tha "Shadow tha Hedgehog" Wikipizzle page is on yo' Favoritez list.

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you've pimped a OC whoz ass falls up in ludd wit his ass OR becomes his BFF.

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you cried when Shadow sacrificed his dirty ass up in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle (NO!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE?!)

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you jumped fo' joy when he returned up in Sonic Heroes. (YAYZ! GO ROUGE! AWAKEN HIM AND LET HIM SAVE YOU!)

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you called 4kidsTV up n' screamed at dem just cuz they only put Shadowz eyes openin up in tha Sonic X theme Song.

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you git up in shiznit up in class fo' "Doodlin a strange black hedgehog all over yo' math Test" -This be a quote from mah Teachers!

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you laughed SO hard when Shadow beat Chris up in "ShowDown In Space" Episode 32, Sonic X

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you HATE it when playas call Shadow Emo yo. HE. IS. NOT. EMO! GET IT THROUGH YOUR TINY AND STUPID HEADS!

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you shout "Chaos Control!" everytime you leave a room.

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you rap ta yo' Shadow Plushie, n' straight-up expect his ass ta rap back. (By tha way, My fuckin Shadow Plushie say Hey!)

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you wanted ta give props ta Eggman cuz da perved-out muthafucka saved Shadow all up in tha End of Sonic Adventure 2 Battle.

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if whenever you git all up in tha Doctorz office, you ask them-along wit a lollipop-"Do Yo ass have any Shadow Stickers?"

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if "I Am All Of Me" is yo' ringtone.

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you always look down tha Band-Aid aisle ta peep if they have any special waterproof Shadow Band-aids. MY WRIST FEELS SO MUCH BETTER NOW!

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you Go back n' Watch every last muthafuckin single Sonic X episode, waitin fo' even tha tiniest hintz of Shadow moments!

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you memorized every last muthafuckin single game dat Shadowz in!

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if LOVED it when Shadow holla'd "I'ma fight like i always have!" In Sonic '06, tha next Generation!

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you memorized all tha episodez where Shadowz up in fo' Sonic X!

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you believe dat Shadowz tha ONLY ONE whoz ass can do Chaos Control (It aint nuthin but true biaaatch! All dat "Sonic chaos-controlled up in SA2" is Crap! Besides, on Wiki, type up in 'Chaos Control' n' tha Whole page be bout Shadow!!)

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you rap "This Machine" up in tha Shower.

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you LOVED it when Shadow practically beat dem hoes up In tha "Cosmo Conspiracy" Episode 73, Sonic X

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you ludd it when Shadow getz all angsty n' eborny n' "the ghetto will gotta destroy me cuz i'm too dangerous." Kind-of vibe. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! All we Fangirls Do!!

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if when Chris Got Shadowz Rin all up in tha End of "ShowDown In Space" Episode 32, Sonic X, you wanted ta jump right tha fuck into tha TV n' Grab it outta his handz n' say "MINE!" then run away n' demand ta Eggman ta hit you wit Shadow afta he rescues him!

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow Fangirl if you be thinkin Shadow can beat Sonic without reallly tryin (IT'S TRUE! THINK OF ALL THE THINGS SHADOW CAN DO, AND THEN WHAT SONIC CAN! IT'S AMAZING, REALLY!)

Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow fangirl if you LOVE Shadowz guns.

//
- PeAcE, lOvE, BiEbEr

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Yo crazy-ass a Real Shadow fangirl if you copy dis n' paste it tha fuck into yo' flava biaatch!

I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah name is Tiffany

I be three,

I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah eyes is swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah daddy so mad?

I wish I was better

I wish I weren’t skanky,

Then maybe mah mommy

Would still wanna gangbang mah dirty ass.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t drop a rhyme at all

Or else im locked up

All dizzle long.

When im awake im all alone

Da doggy den is dark

I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah folks aren’t home

When mah mommy do come home

I be bout ta try n' be sick,

Yo, so maybe ill just get

One whippin tonight.

I just heard a cold-ass lil car

I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear his ass curse

I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah name is called

I press mah dirty ass

Against tha wall

I try ta hide

From his wild lil' fuckin evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m startin ta cry

Dude findz me weeping

Calls me skanky lyrics,

Dude say its mah fault

Dude suffers at work.

Dude slaps n' hits mah dirty ass

And yells all up in mah grill more,

I finally git free

And run ta tha door

He’s already locked dat shit

And i start ta bawl,

Dude takes me n' throws mah dirty ass

Against tha hard wall

I fall ta tha floor

With mah bones nearly broken,

And mah daddy continues

With mo' wack lyrics spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much ta late

His grill has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

Da hurt n' tha pain

Again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again

O please God, have mercy hommie!

O please let it end dawwwg!

And he finally stops

And headz fo' tha door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on tha floor

I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah name is tiffany

I be three,

Tonight mah daddy

Murdered mah dirty ass

And you can help

Yo, sickens me top tha soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray fo' yo' forgiveness

Because you would gotta be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By dis Poem

And cuz yo ass is effected,

Do suttin' bout dat shiznit son!

Yo, so all I ask you ta do is copy dis n' paste it tha fuck into yo' profile.


I .

WTF?!


( )( )( )( )( )( ) _ ɪƒ ƴσυ'ʀ " αʟσ . ",
( )( )( )( ) ɪ'ʟʟ " " ƴσυʀ ѕɧασѡ.
( )( )( ) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡα .т тσ cʀƴ,
( )( ) ɪ'ʟʟ " " ƴσυʀ ѕɧσυʟ "ʀ.
( )( ) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡα .т α ɧυɢ,
( )( ) _ ɪ'ʟʟ " " ƴσυʀ ρɪʟʟσѡ.
( )( ) ɪƒ ƴσυ . " " тσ " " ɧαρρƴ,
( )( ) _ ɪ'ʟʟ " " ƴσυʀ ѕɱɪʟ ".
( )( ) "υт α .ƴтɪɱ " ƴσυ . " " α ƒʀɪ " .,
( ) _ ɪ'ʟʟ ʝυѕт " " ɱ ".

(v)
..Cody Simpson

Copy n' paste This
_ _ _ _ _ Heart
_ _ _ _ On Your
_ _/_ _ Page If
_ _\_ _ Yo ass Had
_ _/_ _ Yo crazy-ass Heart
_ _\_ _ Broken
_ _…………….

(''•.(''•. .•').•')
«'•..-‘EmptySoul’-..•'»
(.•'(.•' ''•.)''•.)

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Sonic's Fic Of Randomness by Lucy the Hedgehog reviews
Another random fic I am proud to present starring Sonic the Hedgehog as well as some other characters. Suggestions and/or ideas are welcome. Rated T in case of possible future chapters, random deaths and/or violence. TOTAL RANDOMNESS!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 17,007 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sonic
Sunset Silhouette by mythica magic reviews
Kori Anders moves to Jump City, wanting a change from her normal life. She gets more than she bargained for when she meets the enigmatic Richard Grayson, unaware of the mystery shes about to get tangled in. Caught up in a web of love, lies and murder, sparks begin to fly. RobStar and BBRae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,246 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Love Story by Miss Nunya reviews
Ch.5: I kissed her temple and it made me want to kiss her, again. Anywhere. Everywhere. Over and over. But, for the first time, I was scared to kiss a girl; because I realized this wasn't just lust. It was obsession. And this was only our second date. AU.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,061 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Robin, Starfire
On My Mind: A Cody Simpson Story by Samantha Simpson reviews
A story about your adventure in Australia with Cody Simpson
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 9/5/2011
Spontaneous Sladin Drabbles by Jayto reviews
All Sladin, all the time. Spontaneous, random, and crazy geared drabbles, that will make you weep, sweat, scream, and cry. Enjoy the torture.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,852 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Robin, Slade
Last Name by Miss Nunya reviews
Kory dragged Rachel with her on vacation to Vegas. However, things aren't so relaxing when Rachel wakes up with a problem on her ring finger... By Miss Nunya and Missnunyastalkerfan.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,786 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Raven, Beast Boy
Sweet Sixteen Day by Midnighter193 reviews
Ariel gets one day on land while she's 16. How will she spend it? Eric 'recuses' Ariel after she falls asleep on the beach. How will this effect his arranged marriage? What happens between the two? Rated M for future chaps.
Little Mermaid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,500 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 6/29/2009
All Is Fair In Love and War by Sladin5Ever reviews
DISCONTINUED, SORRY! -Alternate Universe- Robin, a young, teenage prostitute, befriends the famous Slade Wilson of Gotham City in a very strange circumstance. Could there possibly be love in their future? DISCONTINUED, SORRY!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,630 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 12/19/2009 - [Robin, Slade] Brother Blood - Complete
Love, Or Hate? by WritingIsLife7171 reviews
Slade has returned and Robin's obsession is back. He will have to chose between Starfire or Slade. Copyright issue: I do not own Teen titans, so please do not sue me making story for fun!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Not a Monster by blueflower1594 reviews
A hunter named Fearo is getting tired of hunting normal animals,so he plans to hunt down something to talk about: A boy who can change into all the animals! Can the Titans protect BeastBoy from him? And will a certain demoness fall for him in the process?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,854 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Cody Simpson Love Story by bykari reviews
"Imagine Story" You and Cody Simpson are the main characters. Basically a reader insert.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011
Curdy Curly by sushi simpson reviews
I wrote this for Cody Simpson's fans. Its about Cody's romance. Enjoy and tell me what you think.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2012
Crystellagon High: Second Year by Melody Faith The Fox reviews
It's second year at the crazy high school and it's not going to get any easier for Sonic. WARNING: Various pairings, a few M bits and pure craziness at times.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,252 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Sonic, Shadow
Copper Betrayal by DIM666 - Insane Leader reviews
As the realization that I was on a shooting range fully hit me, the noise of the rifle bolt slamming shut could be heard. Fear, Anger, Rage all melted away, leaving only regret for the injustice committed to me and thousands of others.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Duncan, Courtney - Complete
Baby, You Are On My Mind by Shawty143x reviews
Updated And Edited. Cody Simpson And Justin Bieber Find Their True Loves. Very Fluffed : 3
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011
I'm Not On Crack! Okay, Maybe Just A Little by Alexex reviews
Welcome ladies and gentleman, to the Tenth Chapter Encore Special, where one of the last nine one shots are continued on past their original endings... Prepare for insanity, because I have no clue what the hell I'm doing... -.-
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,791 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010
Kaiju Crystal Soul by DIM666 - Insane Leader reviews
It's been 20 years since the 'unleashed' incident, and after Spacegodzilla's self-destruction, no kaiju have been seen. Until now, sealed within crystals, they are making their return. Post Heisei and Atari games era. Episode 10 up! Season 1 finished!
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,595 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Godzilla, MechaGodzilla 3 - Complete
The Bang Bang Bang Breakin! by DIM666 - Insane Leader reviews
Oneshot, Songfic. Anti A/H, Some J/H. Late at night, Alejandro is woken up by a mysterious visitor, stealing all his memos of his girlfriend Heather! Who is behind this?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Alejandro, Heather - Complete
Sonic space time paradox fixed by 1Plot2Story3Editing reviews
a Sonic Tod truth or dare whith kingdom hearts characters in chapter i think 8 and on.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 24,134 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 3/1/2010
The Past is Not Forgotten by PersonIndeedXD reviews
Raven and Beast Boy fall 19 years in the past when Warp comes around again, and somehow manages to make a much younger Slade Wilson fall in love with her mother on accident. Also, what happens when the present Cyborg finds her mirror again? BBxRae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,892 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Raven, Beast Boy
Total Drama Wipeout! by DIM666 - Insane Leader reviews
24 original Total Drama contestants. 100,000 Dollars...and 4 killer courses? What's the worst that could happen? Based off the reality TV show 'Wipeout! Episode one: Qualifier.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2011
Unnatural Selection by DIM666 - Insane Leader reviews
Oneshot. A traveling King Ghidorah stumbles onto a plentiful, yet uninhabited planet, only to discover the powerful remnants of a recent battle. His discoveries could lead to annihilation of all life…and no one could've seen the consequences.
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2011 - King Ghidorah, Keizer Ghidorah - Complete
Alphabet Soup by ShinobiCyrus reviews
Pieces of thoughts and lives; some brief, some not. One-shot.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Complete
A Cody Simpson Love Story by Harriot Plemonds reviews
This is just a little of a Cody Simpson Fanfiction
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2011
Foreign Affairs by MidnightIsis reviews
Ava bought a pair of red stilettos to attend her best friend's birthday. Her heels caught the mat, she hits her head on the bathroom sink and wakes up to a land called Narnia. Ava soon finds herself caught in Caspian's love and Sam her boyfriend. Revising
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,394 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Caspian X - Complete
Envy by Artistically Insightful reviews
Envy is the worst thing you can possibly feel.
Peach Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/19/2009
Love Blooms by TeddyFlower reviews
What would happen if Sonic left Amy for Sally? What would happen if Shadow had certain feelings for the pink hedgehog? Will new love bloom between them? Read to find out! R&R.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Amy, Shadow
Vorticia's Interviews by Samantha Voorhees reviews
Vorticia, The Kilaak leader, and The Xilian leader all interview multipe beings for assistance. I'm not the best with comedy but I like some of the thing in this. Please review and be nice.
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 10/2/2009
Total Drama World Tour Reunion by DIM666 - Insane Leader reviews
The 24 former players that survived TDWT are brought to a luxurious hotel in Montreal. There, Chris is roping 20 of them into season 4 for 2011! You know he will, but how? Find out here, on TOTAL DRAMA REUNION. Precedes Total Drama Indianapolis. Complete!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet - Complete
Spacegodzilla Vs Destroyah by DIM666 - Insane Leader reviews
First Fanfiction story I wrote, made mid 2008-ish. Spacegodzilla attacks the city of Tokyo, but Destroyah has fully revived and recovered from his defeat at Godzilla's hands. 2 of the strongest Kaiju ensue a battle over Control of Tokyo. T for violence.
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Destroyah, Spacegodzilla - Complete
The Life Of Cody Simpson by CodySimpsonFic reviews
A short love story on Cody's life. Cody POV!
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/14/2011
Pirates of Mobius by StarLion reviews
Eggman's looking for treasure at sea, prompting Sonic and the gang to go looking as well. Add in a slightly lost Captain Jack Sparrow trying to commandeer their ship, and watch what happens.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,011 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Love, The Super Duncan Fan Club by Cereal-Killa reviews
Write letters to The Super Duncan Fan Club: AKA- fangirls addicted to Duncan. Have fun -smiles wickedly- (DISCONTINUED)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,936 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Duncan
a Narnian tale by GranuaileEmrys reviews
Narnia is under the rule of the kings and queens of old and Caspian. In our world there are five teenagers who find themselves in Narnia. they soon fall in love with the kings and queens. but what happens when a new threat arises? sorry suck at summaries.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,586 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie
I Miss You by DarkQueenX9 reviews
A short fic explaining how Tails has felt ever since he lost Cosmo. A very short TailsxCosmo one-shot.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Tails, Cosmo - Complete
Drunk Slade is Awesome Slade by Hanna Sedai reviews
Drunk Slade strikes again! A collection of oneshots depicting the TT's favorite drunk villain.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Slade
The Eve of Flinxmas by Overlord-Flinx reviews
It's the Eve of Christmas, but something is amiss. Something that prevents it from being like the rest. And of course, it is caused by our own Wally West. A story done half way in rhyme... Enjoy the FLINX. A story made just for the holidays
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
GMF by Spykemaster reviews
LONG story. Cosmo is brought back, strange pods arrive on Mobius, and a conspiracy unfolds of a man who is bent on ripping apart the fabric of our universe, and with the power to do it. Will take a while for the main plot to get going. Will update often.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,307 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sonic, Cosmo
Together by Breeze 001 reviews
Breeze, Blizzard and Black Ice are all one big family. They rely on each other for comfort. When something dreadful happens, everything seems to become a blur. How will they deal with the Teen Titans?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 47,218 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009
Dirty Little Secret by BLongo123 reviews
Duncan has a dirty little secret with Gwen and they honsetly don't care. Will Courtney find out of this affair? who else will be involved in thier erotic pleasures? Rated M for strong sexual content. erotic, sex, bad language, & bad morals
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Gwen, Duncan
Secret by The.Ocean.Shadow reviews
Raven has a secret. Is it a bad one or is it something good? And why won't she tell anyone what she is up to? Could all this be connected to the blizzard that killed many three years ago?
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 56 - Words: 43,181 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Raven - Complete
The Teen Titans are going to review your stories! by dormiralabelleetoiles reviews
Do you want the Teen Titans to review your stories? You want to know how they feel about them! Then tell me and I'll make them review! Please read! FINISHED.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,420 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Complete
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade by XXThunderStormXX reviews
Get it? Lemonade? As in lemon? As in sex? It's a terrible joke I know. This is going to be a series of hot steamy oneshots featuring my favorite couple of all time, Beast boy and Raven. Enjoy. Chapter 16 has just been added!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,179 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven
Crystellagon High by Melody Faith The Fox reviews
Sonic and his friends go to Crystellagon High to investigate why Eggman and Wulph are working there and why two princesses have gone missing at the same time. Warning: Shadow is a bit OOC due to Wulph, also has a ton of OCs. Has a few M bits too.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 130,749 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Sonic, Shadow - Complete
Just Taking a Nap? by Lorendiac reviews
Of course Raven doesn't really like him or anything, but sometimes being close to Beast Boy is practically . . . tolerable. That's her story and she's sticking to it! Originally a very fluffy one‒shot; now a somewhat more serious ongoing.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,507 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven
Honeythief by Xaphrin reviews
When Robin is turned into the darkest being imaginable, a vampire, he fears the other Titans' rejection of him. Now, there is only one team member who can understand and accept what he has become. Only one other who is almost as dark as he is. Raven/Robin
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,487 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Robin, Raven - Complete
Teen Titans Chatroom love is in the air by dormiralabelleetoiles reviews
This story is 10% chatroom, 30% Romance, and 60% humour. Well, not really...please R&R! Enjoy! Chapter 36: The Story Finale RobStar BBrae CyBee Warning: Early writing so cringeworthy.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 172,941 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
We am sorry by saiyan prince1 reviews
Chapter 1 and 2 redone! : just incase it is rated Pg13, as for a Summary, all i can say is that the Titans Wish they could have done more to have saved her, chap 6 up and a new hero pair :
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,358 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Raven
Zilla Raids Again by godzilla898 reviews
Zilla. Unheard for five years. Until now...
Godzilla - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Complete
how i met the transfomers by CAT GIRL 28 reviews
This is my own story of how I meet them and some of the charaters are really people
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,910 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sam W. - Complete
Sucked In by tpcb000 reviews
When 3 authors get sucked into the fanfic "High School?" they experience things they never would have thought. Jealously, drama, and fights soon start to affect them and they learn that their own world is being destroyed as they stay there!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,740 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
A Teen Titans Christmas Tale by The.Ocean.Shadow reviews
A christmas tale with the teen titans. Robin is Santa. Starfire is Mrs. Claus. Beast the elf. Raven the grinch. Cyborg an ordiginay kid, all he wants is a friend. He meets Beastboy. What can happen? But what is really going on?
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009
U Smile, I Smile by PeaceLoveJustinBieber reviews
Continuation to "3 Justin Bieber Christian Beadles stories" *Christian Beadles*
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2010
highschool Not as easy as it seems by RavenxIsxAxBlackxRose reviews
The Teen Titans are going to highschool, but the meet some new friends, and potential more then friends while they are there. SUBMIT YOUR OC'S PLEASE! FULL!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,157 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010
A Little Alone Time by SheSheMimi reviews
This story contains lemons with Yaoi, Yuri, hetero couples! Be warned. This will be very hot, and will be later transferred to once i figure out how...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,921 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2010
Emily's Story by TMNTwriter3195 reviews
What would happen if the guys had a younger human sister. I suck at summaries story much better than it sounds. Read and Review. Disclaimer: I do not own anything. Rated M for language and future chapters
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,972 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Raphael, Splinter
Catch Her If You Can by Cruel Fried Dragon reviews
Amy’s chase after Sonic never ends. She always comes up with the most ridiculous plans to catch him, but never succeeds. But this time she asked Shadow to help. What's gonna change now? It's a game - story with 4 different ends. Rating may change later.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,585 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Shadow, Amy
Happy Vacation? by Jayto reviews
Our Little Bird has decided to go on vacation through Christmas. His destination? Unknown. Except to a certain one-eyed villain. What happens when Slade decides to visit his favourite Teen Titan on vacation, where both parties are mask less?
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,983 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Wrath Of Deutalios by Samantha Voorhees reviews
This is the sequel to Love Never Dies. The Autobots have met the Kaiju and have gained a ability to increase their size. Their help to the Kaiju will soon be tested as the fish rodent hybrid Deutalios is ready to attack! PLEASE REVIEW!
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,520 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Gang War by tpcb000 reviews
Station Square is home to the two most violent gangs in the world. The Black Arms and The Freedom Fighters. Shadow is apart of the Black Arms and proud of it, but everything changes when he falls for Freedom Fighter Amy. Shadamy
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,637 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Amy, Shadow - Complete
I Get Off by zerOtodona reviews
It's funny who you can met at a bar.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Scourge - Complete
Decepticons can fall in Love by Smokes91 reviews
Starscream has finally found the one mech he wants to be with... Who knew he would fall for a grounder.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Starscream - Complete
Dirty by unreal123 reviews
Who would have thought cleaning could be so much fun?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,026 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
Hunted by rika08 reviews
During the Golden Age. While returning to Cair Paravel after a campaign, Peter is attacked by a renegade werewolf seeking revenge for his fallen Queen. Can anyone save Peter, or can he save himself? Warning: VIOLENT!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
She Remembers by xXHeart of GoldXx reviews
Horrible title, but I can't think of anything XD This story is mostly about Terra. Yes, she remembers the Titans in this one. Sequal is now up Ch.2 This story is BBT.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,843 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Terra, Beast Boy - Complete
Marked by the Spark by Darkpanik reviews
A teenage girl was burned by a shard of the All Spark and even keeps it, not knowing what it was. Now a giant robot attacks her and another robot saves her. What next? Warning! Rated M for language, violence, and may have some sexual crap.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 63,252 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
The true nature of RedX by charliie reviews
a jagged glass cut into Red-X’s arm,digging deep into his flesh,as he gripped Raven and flipped her over, completely covering her body with his from the declining razor-sharp glass above.*rated M for later chapters.CH#4 IS UP!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,590 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Raven, Red-X
Friday of memories by Thinker27 reviews
This is the story of what happens on a friday night and how twon couples got together. It is Yaoi, there is a reason it is rated M so this is your warning. It is Aqualad with Beast Boy and Speedy with Robin.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Beast Boy, Robin
Teen Titans' Reviews by dormiralabelleetoiles reviews
What if the Teen Titans reviewed stories? How would they review the many different pairings? Read and find out! Please R&R
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Complete
Star Crossed Lovers by SparkleBlueLemon reviews
They hated each other. Ever since their first meeting, they cant be in the same room without starting a verbal fight, but what happens when Kori starts dating Jason a physco killer and Nightwing saves her from an unthinkable situation.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,196 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
A Shadowy Christmas by Asher the Fox reviews
Shadow is walking down the snow covered street on Christmas day when he remembers an old memory.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Shadow, Maria R. - Complete
Fanfiction meets Teen Titans by dormiralabelleetoiles reviews
Beast Boy steals Robin's laptop and accidentally searches for Fanfiction by mistake...and they tell everyone else about it. RobStar BBRae
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,561 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
Not a Average Peach by Thinkingofwriting reviews
Summary What would have happened to Momo if Toji and Kairi weren’t there after the swim meet to save her? Well, this is an idea of what could have happened
Peach Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2010
Mercenary by RavenxIsxAxBlackxRose reviews
This is Mercenary sighning off. Permanatly." and with that i dropped my communicator and crushed it under the heel of my black boot. then proceeded to wak off the island, proceeded to walk away from my home.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
The Rooftop by Somewhere In Time reviews
For the Titans, there’s only one place where couples can allow romance to bloom – the rooftop of Titans Tower. Collections of stories – Robin and Starfire, Raven and Beastboy, Kid Flash and Jinx. Jericho and Kole. RobStar BBRae KFxJ
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009
Teen Titans: The Next Generation by RavenxIsxAxBlackxRose reviews
Crime in Jump City had slowed down considerably, to the point that the "Teen Titans" decided that it was safe to disband; and start a life of thier own. But when crome rates go up again, it's time for the Next Generation Titans.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2010
Project Maria by Tailsic reviews
I Suck at Summary" Shadow returns to the Ark and finds something that he every thought he would find. ShadowxMaria
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Shadow, Maria R.
Where Have You Been All My Life? by Star of Airdrie reviews
AU Dick/Kory. Kory Ander's heart was broken when she found out her fiance was cheating on her. She takes the two weeks that should have been her honeymoon to rethink her life. Will an encounter with a gorgeous former playboy change both their lives? FIN
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,571 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - [Robin, Starfire] - Complete
Head over feet by SpencerGilly reviews
Starfire knows that she feels a different way about Robin than the rest of her friends. Can silky help her realize she has fallen 'head over feet' for him? Robstar-one shot- Very fluffly. Better than it sounds.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Burning Love by klaineisendgame11 reviews
Titans West are visiting Titans East when someone sets an apartment on fire... Mostly Aqualad/Raven, Slight Starfire/Robin, and a mention of Cyborg/Bumble Bee
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Aqualad, Raven - Complete
Understanding by LSMerlot reviews
One-shot. A look into Raven's perspective.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Raven - Complete
finding happy by RavenxIsxAxBlackxRose reviews
he broke her heart, her best friend betrayed her, and now this guy is trying to be her friend? what could this mean? will it all add up to a happy ending for Rachel Roth? BBxRae StarxRob CyxBee Flinx HotGent AquaKole
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Raven, Beast Boy
The Evil AffairA ScourgexHaley Story by megamansonicfan105 reviews
When Haley falls madly in love with Scourge, the two start a secret relationship. But can they keep it under wraps or will it fall apart at the seams? Rated M for sexual scenes and gore. Strongly ScourgexHaley, mentions ShadowxHaley and SonicxHaley
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,640 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Scourge - Complete
Advice From The Titans by Abreu7 reviews
The titans have decided to create an advice column! They'll take turns telling YOU what they think you should do. With a sprinkle of realism, quite a bit of comedy, and your real life problems, I bring you: Advice from the Titans!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009
A Midsummer Romance by T1Weasel reviews
It's blazing hot in Station Square, and Sonic lets Amy come swim with him. Once she arrives, things really heat up. This is a SonAmy one-shot. Mature readers only. Please read and review.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
Flames Only! by Kick Ass Kids reviews
No plot. No pairings. No good. A series of seriously lousy one-shots. I only want flames!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,812 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009
The Best Christmas Present Ever by Wynja reviews
My Christmas present to Sladin-lovers. Contains holiday sprit, slash, fluff, slash, scheming, slash, an annoyed Robin and Christmas presents. And slash. Rated for later chapters.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,982 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Brotherly Love Chapter 3 by Swivairis reviews
Dark and Dash are adopted brothers , but when they enter a secret relationship with eachother things get turned upside down
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
The Titan Language by dormiralabelleetoiles reviews
Beast Boy comes into the nursery class to teach the kids meanings of words...The Titan Way. BBrae RobStar Warning: Early writing so very cringeworthy.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Beast Boy - Complete
The Ritual by Infinity SaoriKaoruMiller reviews
This is a Vampire fic. Rouge is a Vampire that needs to perform a ritual but, what kind of ritual and will she get the help she needs to complete it.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,191 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Rouge, Shadow - Complete
My One And Only Amy by Infinity SaoriKaoruMiller reviews
A sonamy fanfic with shadouge,knuxade,crails. Sonic has left station square to train and returns to find himself falling head over hills with the new Amy.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,735 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Amy, Sonic - Complete
Popsicle by XXThunderStormXX reviews
A hot afternoon, Raven and a popsicle. Just a dirty little fic I got into my head and decided to post. Rated for obvious innuendo. Don't read if you don't like
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Random by XXThunderStormXX reviews
This is just a random one shot that I got into my head that I felt I needed to post. It's a fic on BB and Rae's sex life. This story is basically the result of what happens when I try to write a lime. It ends up like this mature and lemony. Oh well lol
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Beast boy and Raven's Secret by XXThunderStormXX reviews
Beast boy and Raven have been in a happy relationship for a couple weeks now, only one problem,they haven't told the other titans yet. And what happens when Robin walks in on them in a "private" moment? Rted T for sexual references and some language.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Teen Titans: Truth Or Dare by Onus of the Flesh reviews
At the end of a severe truth or dare at the Titan's tower, Robin, Cyborg and Beast boy end up in a hot three-way. But, for poor Beast boy, is it really rape...? YAOI! BOYXBOY LOVE! You have been warned.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,647 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Beast Boy, Robin - Complete
Dear Momo by mmmbopjonasgirl reviews
Kairi writes his feelings for Momo out on paper. VERY SHORT! Oneshot. R&R!
Peach Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Complete
Godzilla Generations by wolf1985 reviews
The King of monsters returns for one last fight to help Minilla battle a new monster powered by nuclear energy. Finished Story
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,700 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
The Tale of Follen and Ungorok Part 3 Final Part by Mr. Five reviews
Concluding the fable of the elf and orc yaoi fic where Ungorok discovers the one ring and faces a choice to live life peacefully with his son and love or fall to the lure of the ring. Yaoi.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Orc - Complete
The Tale of Follen and Ungorok Part 1 by Mr. Five reviews
In this tale of Middle Earth a innocent elf from north of middle earth is captured by orcs and sold as a slave to a tribe lord beneath the Misty Mountains. However both of them find reasons why they love each other more than anything else. YAOI orcxelf.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Orc - Complete
So Much For Dancing by Fan of the Creed reviews
Amy is 20 years old and has a new, smoking body. Sonic and Shadow are at her birthday party, and she catches both of their eyes. But who will she choose? Shadamy Oneshot! Rated M to be safe.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Amy, Shadow - Complete
Heat by XXThunderStormXX reviews
It's that time of year where every couple hundred years during the first full moon of july female half demons everywhere start to go through a "phase" bottom line Raven's in Heat and beast boy is gonna find that out the hard way.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,928 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Authors in mutiny! by De' Ripper reviews
This story doesn't have Sonic as the protagonist... They have us! Enjoy this story while following the adventures of seven authors in the search of a treasure fighting with pirates!
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,241 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Does Every Dog Really Have It's Day? by In Love With A Dead Warrior reviews
WAY longer version inside. BB isn't saved from Zoto.He ends up being sold to a slave trading ship. He matures into a leader over the years and him and his new team are determinded to escape the ship, he returns to earth 5 years later only to save it again
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Beast Boy, Robin
True Beast Form by D Hurricane reviews
What happens when 'The Beast' haunts Beast Boy's mind and wants to take over! New powers, new foe, new forms, not to mention the love of a certain empath? Strength and power collide! OC later in story.BBXRAE Of course! Chapter 24 is up!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,036 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven
Blood Lust by tpcb000 reviews
Amy is out and about in one of the latest clubs to impress Sonic, but when a new hedgehog shows up will she even care anymore? Shadamy. One-shot. Lemon!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Amy, Shadow - Complete
Lavaliere by Star of Airdrie reviews
It's nearly a year after Tokyo, and Robin and Starfire are happily enjoying life as a couple, so they decide to take their relationship to the next level. Lots of love and fluff and tender moments, but rated M for adult moments as well. FIN
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,521 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - [Robin, Starfire] - Complete
The Dragon's Past, Present and Future by Samantha Voorhees reviews
The Short Story of King Ghidorah. REVIEW PLEASE!
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
Please by Slow moving zombie reviews
a girl falls for a late night visitor. Her Demon his Angel.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Maria's Return by ShadowandMaria4Evz reviews
This is the story of how Maria comes back into Shadow's Life but will he welome her back with open arms? Read here to find out
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,770 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Shadow, Maria R.
Sonic Titans by Shadowspeed2020 reviews
As villians become more frequent,Sonic and his friends team up with the Teen Titans,and face many threats together.Old friends return,as do old enemies,and romance for two who are so like each other in so many ways.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,282 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Shadow, Raven
Lila by cheetahluv16 reviews
In a battle a young girl interferes, and the Titans lose. It leaves them wondering who she is, where she's from, and whose side she's on. They learn answers are never set in stone. ON HOLD SINCE I'M BLOCKED FROM MICROSOFT
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2009
Innocent Games by Wynja reviews
Robin has a secret desire to be seen and… touched… he has found the perfect way to fulfil his fantasies… but will it last? Slash.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,695 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Robin, Slade - Complete
The Beach House by beautifulpurpleflame reviews
AU - One house, two women, three men, one very interesting summer. BBXRae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,741 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Kaiju Humans 2: Rise of the Zillas by Troycool reviews
This story is going to be so cool. An army of Zillas? Expect action. suggest you read the first Kaiju Humans before you read this one. Review my story please! There will be more!
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Operation Death Knell by JJ Rust reviews
AU. It's 1963. The height of the Cold War. The KGB have a plan to use Godzilla to destroy the U.S. It's up to an unlikely cadre of historical figures to prevent Communist domination of the world.
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,825 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
The Kaiju Humans by Troycool reviews
They are the humans. They are also the Kaiju. Read it to find out more. This was my first real story, so they get better as you progress through them : . Reviews appreciated!
Godzilla - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
Sleepover Spies by Bloodrayne666 reviews
Requested by ShaDoWxROugE4eva, Rouge, Blaze and Amy are having a sleepover at Amy’s house, talking about what we girls love to talk about, but little do they know they’re being spied on by Sonic and the gang! COMPLETE! Contains YURI, YOAI and LEMON
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,715 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Shadow, Rouge
The Preferable Ending by PisceanGirlPower reviews
[ONESHOT] [MM fluff] What SHOULD have happened instead of the Mega Mia Michael Fight on September 9 night....'Nuff said. R&R.
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
A Bleeding Rose by Bloodrayne666 reviews
Amy is badly wounded by the enemy and she and Sonic share a heartbreaking and tender moment together as she lies dying. Similar to Dying Love except it's Sonamy. Very sad and upsetting so grab your tissues.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
Concrete Angel by Bloodrayne666 reviews
A Songfic, Rouge is hiding a secret storm, what is she holding back?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Rouge - Complete
Dying Love by Bloodrayne666 reviews
Tragic Shadouge, Rouge is mortally wounded by the GUN Army, Heartbroken Shadow confesses his love for her as he holds her in his arms. Warning: this may make you cry, so get your tissues.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Shadow, Rouge - Complete
Perfect by Shinji Matsuto reviews
Beast Boy and Robin grow up. full summary inside.yaoi first fanfic ever. NOTE: this will be rewritten very very soon.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,903 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Beast Boy, Robin - Complete
The Harlequin show by Wingless Rain reviews
They're all here, and for your eyes and reading pleasure only. Join the fun.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,794 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Shadow, Cosmo
Bathroom Play Time by Nara Midori reviews
What happens when Robin fakes sick. Yaoi.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Robin, Red-X - Complete
Grebnaxlorg by BlatantPseudonym reviews
Starfire and Raven Lime story. Extremely weird at points.Starfire has a problem unique to Tamaranian women, and can only entrust Raven with the details. Raven must either help her friend with this distasteful duty, or Starfire must leave Earth!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,175 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Raven, Starfire - Complete
Captivity by Slade's Icy Apprentice reviews
Slade is held within the Tower against his own free will. Many things will happen to the poor villain. But when he is presented with the chance to escape, will he? Rated just in case. SladexRaven and implied: RobxRae COMPLETE!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,904 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Raven, Slade - Complete
Sugar High with Teen Titans, Our world,YYH, and IY by onlytime49 reviews
better summery inside. has Yaoi Pair HiexKurama. co-written with RedRosesAndBlackDragons
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2004
Who Wants to Make Out with a Green Guy? by Zubby reviews
...Apperantly, everyone does, as these pages from the Titan's private diaries show. Beast Boy may think he's ugly, but no one else does! Rating changed to R. Pairings: BB and everyone, Slash and het.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/20/2004 - Published: 7/5/2004
Unexpected Feelings by BeastBoy1970 reviews
BB and Robin are having weird feelings for each other. Will they deny their feelings or accecpt them ignoring all the outside homophobia. (BBRobin, Yaoi)
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,779 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/30/2004
Video Killed the Heroes by evolutionary spider reviews
It's Friday night and even teen heroes need to party. Robin and Speedy are doing just that...maybe more. Slash. RobinSpeedy Oneshot
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Robin, Speedy - Complete
SLIP AWAY by beedinghappy reviews
CY IS NUTS. Raven Fall' in love. Robin and Star marry, some one dies!:)
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2004 - Published: 5/23/2004
The Change by Xaphrin reviews
When Raven loses a friendly bet to Starfire, she is forced to receive a (gasp) makeover! But what if these changes attract the eye of someone else in Titan Tower?
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,778 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Raven, Beast Boy
One Fine Day by amberluvron reviews
When a new girl with a suspicous past enters the team, all the boys want her, all the girl's hate her, and she's lovesick over BB, proves to be very interesting.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/21/2004 - Published: 4/19/2004
Mutual Obsession by Myslashyalterego reviews
What will happen when Robin is overcome by his duties as leader? The Boy Wonder finds love in the arms of the one person he never suspected. RobSlade. I don't own TT, and I am not making any money!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2004
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The Darkness reviews
Raven is having strange things happening. Plus when she go into Nevermore she shes something that is not supposed to be there. How is Red X tied into all of this? Will Raven be able to throw out this darkness that covers her?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Raven, Red-X
Leap Year reviews
Richard Robin , Garfield Beast boy , and Victor Cyborg all end up getting signed up for a Race. Richard thinks its a Marathon race so does Victor. Is it? Or is it something else? Read and Review. Finished.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,545 - Reviews: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven
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