Author has written 28 stories for Harry Potter, Supernatural, Hunter X Hunter, Chronicles of Narnia, Fringe, Cal Leandros, M*A*S*H, Angel, Glee, and Criminal Minds.
Hullo. My name is Phire which is what either of my profile's usernames can shortened down to.
I have two different profiles and this one is where I will post all of my stuff. The other is mostly useless now. Oh, well.
I am a female. My age is inconsequential. I am somewhere around 5' 4". I am blondish-brown haired and I have blue-green-gray-gold eyes.
My Favorite Quotes:
"Of course the most troubling question is why does everyone assume we're gay?" -Dean to his brother Sam, Supernatural, 2.11. 'Playthings'
"I shot the sheriff."
(Dean stares at the dead cop for a while)
"But you didn't shoot the deputy."
Henricksen and Dean, Supernatural, 3.12. 'Jus in Bello'
"If I run away with you, your mother might kill me."
"You're afraid of my mother?"
"I think so."
-Dean and Jo, Supernatural, 2.5. 'Simon Said'
"I'm sitting in a laundromat reading about myself sitting in a laundromat reading about myself sitting in a laundromat. My head hurts." - Dean, Supernatural, 4.18. 'The Monster at the End of This Book'
"My father was an obsessed bastard! All that crap he dumped on me about protecting Sam, that was his crap! He's the one who couldn't protect his family! He's the one who let Mom die, who wasn't there for Sam! I always was! I didn't deserve what he put on me! And I don't deserve to go to Hell!" -Dean, Supernatural, 3.10. 'Dream a Little Dream of Me'
"I'm sorry, Colonel, but this is a bloody miracle," Beckett said gravely. "Things like tha' just don't happen on a day-tae-day basis. You know something we don't"
"Yeah, I guess I do," the colonel sighed. "Let's just say...that I know that McKay won't do a damn thing until he's...well, he just needed a little convincing, that's all"
"Convincing?" said the doctor with a tremulous voice packed with bewilderment. "Rodney's just died and sprung back to life because he was in need of a wee bit of encouragement? Oh, well, that explains a lot!"
"I'm convinced," Ronon offered with a broad grin.
"There, see?" Sheppard said, his voice gravelly with exhaustion."Ronon believes me."
-John Sheppard, 'Twenty Questions' by Era Yachi
"I'm telling you Teal'c, if we don;t find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it."
(Teal'c raises eyebrow questioningly)
"Lose it. It means go crazy. Nuts. Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of ones faculties. Three fries short of a Happy Meal. Wacko!"
-Colonel Jack O'Neill, Stargate:SG-1, 4.6. 'Window of Opportunity'
"Maybourne, you are an idiot every day of the week, couldn't you have just taken one day off!" - Major Samantha Carter, Stargate:SG-1, 3.14. 'Foothold'
"Not until I'm dead...and sometimes not even then." -Daniel Jackson, Stargate:SG-1, 8.17. 'Reckoning Part 2'
"Of course I dare mock you." -General Jack O'Neill, Stargate:SG-1, 8.4. 'Zero Hour'
"Life is pain, Majesty! Anyone who says differently is selling something." -The Dread Pirate Roberts, The Princess Bride
"At the hotel, I'm under the name, Mary Catchpole."
"Just don't change it, it makes it hard to leave messages."
-The Cheap Detective
"But why? Why would he do that?"
"Because he's a lummox. We shall through a magnificent garden party and he shan't be invited shall he?"
-Jack Sparrow to himself, Pirates of the Caribbean the III
"Up is down. Well that's just maddeningly unhelpful. Why aren't these things ever clear?" -Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean the III
"The problem with being the last of anything, Jack, is that eventually there's nothing left." -Barbossa, Pirates of the Caribbean the III
"It's C-4, Richard, I put some thought into hiding it." -Ben Linus, LOST, 6.16.
"Someone near you. A shadow never touches you but never separates from you. He's right next to you." -Lagoon Engine
"What can be seen is linked to what cannot be seen. A place without a God becomes a convenient paradise for unlucky emptiness." -Lagoon Engine
"The truth is always trying to speak to us." -Lagoon Engine
"Don't come in, not into the room...Nor into a conversation...And...Don't come into my heart." -Lagoon Engine
"A little at a time the poison in my heart affects my body." -Lagoon Engine
"Many confusions are linked to a single truth." -Lagoon Engine
"I've been sitting next to you through the entire thing, Why do you think I have more information?" -Jack O'Neill, Stargate:Atlantis, 3.10. 'The Return Part 2'
"In the unlikely event that you don't fail miserably, you're fired!"
"Yes sir, I look forward to it."
-Jack O'Neill to John Sheppard, Stargate:Atlantis, 3.10. 'The Return Part 2'
"You're hostages! We're your... We're your captors! We're heavily armed! There's rules! There's a whole school of etiquette to this... Don't eyeball me." -Daniel Jackson, Stargate:SG-1, 10.16. 'Bad Guys'
"I don't believe in a lot of things but I do believe in duct tape." -Miles, LOST, 6.17 'The End'
"Murderous rebels, come in please."
(Daniel looks at walkie-talkie and raises eyebrows)
-Daniel Jackson, Stargate:SG-1, 10.16. 'Bad Guys'
"If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked a long time ago." -Many, many people on Stargate:SG-1.
"Why is it I'm always running. It's like being in a marathon. I need a bike." -Daisuke, D.N.Angel, book 6
"Plan C? I think that's more of a plan F. As in we're totally!" -General O'Neill, Stargate:Atlantis, 3.10. 'The Return Part 2'
"The world is filled with darkness, and yet, that is not all there is." -Lagoon Engine
"The mane of the sun pouring down erases the footprints on thin ice. Do not fear deception, the world already lies atop deception." -Bleach
"Your shadows, quietly, like a vagrant, poison needle, stitches my footsteps. Your radiance, lithely, like lightning striking a water tower, cuts down the source of my life." -Bleach
"Adrian laughed just then, a weird kind of laugh that made my skin crawl, 'Young girls? Young girls? Sure. Young and old at the same time. They've barely seen anything in life and yet they've seen too much. One's marked with life, and one's marked with death... but they're the ones you're worried about? Worry about yourself Dhampir. Worry about you, and worry about me. We're the ones who are young.' The rest of us just sort of stared. I don't think anyone had expected Adrian to take an abrupt trip to crazyville." -Rose, Vampire Academy, Shadow Kissed
"All that glitters... Even the stars, All things precious... Even your life, The King of Bandits, Can steal it all, In the blink of an eye." -Jing; King of Bandits
"Dean this is your favorite shirt."
"Since I tried to borrow it one time and you said, 'Hands of the merchandise. This is my favorite shirt.' "
-Sam and Dean, Supernatural fanfiction story of whom I do not remember the author, my sincerest apologies.
"Under Control?! You're grabbing a fucking Bazooka, you dumb ass!!" -Kickass
"The world is going to end. Someday." -Grissom, CSI
"No, what's happening here is somebody is going to get a butt full of morphine. I'm just not exactly sure who at the moment." -House, House
"Yes. But lo. I hear the batphone!"
Jin happily took the plastic red phone of its plastic red hook, "Sengoku's Office." He looked up, "It's God."
Sengoku gave the phone a mildly curious look, "How's he sound?"
"Tell him I'm not here." Jin hung up. Sengoku re-focused on his associates, mainly Yukimura, "Where were we?"
'Paved With Good intentions' by Aishuu (Chapter 8)
Jin was more than happy to untie the note and read it out loud, "Ahem. 'Sengoku. You are a jackass. Love, God.'" It was only by supreme effort that Jin didn't snicker. For this and this alone, he loved his job.
- 'Paved With Good Intentions' by Aishuu (Chapter 8)
He poked the quill. "Scribble a note."
The quill rustled itself over to the pad of paper and poised, waiting.
"Dear God. Most high, god of hosts, creator of the world, etc, etc. Jackass is outdated. I prefer the term asshole. Praise, honor, and glory forever and ever, etc, etc. Love, Sengoku." Jin ripped the paper off its pad as the quill flopped back on the desk and rolled it up for the dove to fly off with. Which it did, with great puffing of smoke.
-'Paved With Good Intentions' by Aishuu (Chapter 8)
"There are moments in your life that make you, that decide who you're going to be. Sometimes they are small, subtle moments. Sometimes they're not."
"How dare you?" -Draco
"'How dare I' what? Imply that you have nose hair?" -Harry
"We fear that which we cannot see."
"Do not annoy the dragon, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."
"Words have power."
"Blood is thicker than Water."
"I want to burn it into my memory. Then forget it all."
"I am losing myself. As I delve deeper into these tattered word I lose myself."
"Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. Anger is like fire. It burns it all clean."
"Truth, justice, honor... none of that's worth shit! What matters is people, and people aren't honest, or just, or honorable! They're petty, and they're angry, and they're afraid: and all anyone really wants, deep down, is to be wanted... and what's truth to that."
"There are six reasons anyone does anything: Love, faith, boredom, greed, fear, and revenge. Six reasons. And they haven't changed in 5,000 years."
"How my life goes."
"I refute it thus!" -kicks something-
"I seem to have lost my mind, which is a shame because it's such a little thing to be wandering around unattended."
"Everything here is eatable. I am eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies."
"Ask me no questions and I will tell you no lies."
"They say; 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps because if you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill very many people."
"When life gives you lemons you make Lemonade... then that lemonade ferments and turns into pig swill. Never trust a bunny for directions, Twitchy."
When you're a kid, they tell you it's all... grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid, and that's it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It's so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better." Elton Pope
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." (I actually did this once...)
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" (This too...)
With Sacrifice comes Power.
With Power comes Awareness.
With Awareness come Compassion.
With Compassion comes Sacrifice.
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!
Make your ninja name from the following alphabet:
A- ka B- zu C- mi D- te E- ku F- lu G- ji H- ri I- ki J-zu K- me L- ta M- rin N- to O-mo P- no Q- ke R- shi S- ari T-chi U- do V- ru W-mei X- na Y- fu Z- zi
After you finish, post it in a new bulletin with your name ...
Kathleen- mekachiritakukuto (awesome)
Michaela- rinkimiri kakutaka... kakutaka sounds funny. _."
Megan- Rinku-jiketo (Ooh, fancy!)
Tiffany- Chikilulukatofu (lolwut?)
Lala girl in lalaland- takataka jikishita kato takatakatakatote (... WTF!! That is one handful!! it sounds Indian...XD)
Cheyenne Wicke( eternal nekomata)-mirikufukutotoku meikimimeku ( um)
Bridget: (Yuki from Atama Ga Kuru Teru) Zushikitejikuchi (OMG i just had an epiphany! my name sounds like some fancy Japanese drug company! XD
Kathryn Claeys (Aurora): Mekachirifuto Mitakakufuari (Kadoshikeka)...-o geeze...i cant even read my own name...0-o...lol talk about a mouth full-
Kira Womack- Mekishika Meimorinkamemi Er- my first name is a...guys???? (lol although it also sounds like some sort o f chant...can't procounce my last name haha ^v^>)
Sarah - Arikashikari
Coralyn- Mimoshikakifuto (sounds sorta pretty...)
PhyreansMagyk- NorifushikukatoteRinkajifume (Er... What?)
PhirePhox666- NorikishikuNorimona (Interesting...)
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing
If you think Homosexuality is totally normal and not disgusting, copy and paste this onto your profile
Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.
Yay, you got to the end! Woot. Just one more thing. This is important so please look and listen. I am a Christian. I believe in God and Jesus but I am not uber religious. I write slash and the such. If you think this is icky please refrain from yelling at me. I have my opinion and you have yours. I do not mind getting into a debate with anyone. I enjoy debating about religion, as well as other things. PM me if you wish to debate or just talk about something. But, I do believe in God and I love him above all else, or, at least, I try to. I also believe that he would not object to me visualizing him as a large lion.
So, to Aslan. Always.
If you do not like slash please poke around here anywho. I write Chronicles of Narnia and Supernatural stuff that does not contain it. Thank you.