John Hawkman
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Joined 10-14-09, id: 2114655, Profile Updated: 06-05-11
Author has written 23 stories for Watchmen, Lost In Space, Captain Scarlet, Justice League, Batman, Power Rangers, Highlander, Doctor Who, Escape from NY/LA, Monk, Angel, Dexter, Smallville, and Firefly.

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-Spock


Name: John Hawkman

Heigh: 6'2

Birthday: October 7th, 1993

Religion: Catholic (but I'm open to suggestions)

Profile Picture: Futurama Meets Doctor Who. I made it myself


Hey, what are you people doing here?! I'm gonna fire someone for this! ...oh, wait, you're here to read my profile? That's today? Well, go right ahead.

I consider myself a citizen of the fantasy world; I'm the guy you see in the comic book stores arguing with the owner about why Batman's yellow-and-black symbol is cooler than his straight-black symbol. I would rather own a sonic screwdriver for five minutes than become the world's richest man; I'd rather learn to speak Judoon than Spanish. I don't care that I don't have a car or a massive house by the beach; just let me have my comic books and action figures, and I'll be happy.

DC comic books are my favorite works of fiction. My favorite Elseworlds comic is Superman: Red Son, which is what inspired my story, 'Watchmen: Red Son'. The best part of Superman: Red Son is when you get to see Batman portrayed as a Cossack Anarchist. In fact, Batman's probably my favorite fictional character. Period.


Doctor Who is another favorite of mine. If I had to pick one, I'd say my favorite Doctor is Ten, AKA David Tennant. I think Eleven is a good Doctor (almost as good as Ten). I used to really hate River Song, but lately she doesn't seem so annoying (especially after finding out who she is).

Aside from The Doctor, my favorite Who-character is Captain Jack Harkness, because of the sonic screwdriver scene from The Doctor Dances:

Jack Harkness: [pointing his squareness gun at the empty people] Okay, this can function as a sonic blaster, a sonic cannon, and a triple-enfolded sonic disruptor. Doc, what you got?

The Doctor: A sonic... er... oh, never mind.

Jack Harkness: What?

The Doctor: It's sonic, okay? Let's leave it at that.

Jack Harkness: Disruptor? Cannon? What?

The Doctor: It's sonic! Totally sonic! I am sonic-ed up!

Jack Harkness: A sonic what?!

The Doctor: Screwdriver!

Jack Harkness: Who has a sonic screwdriver?

The Doctor: I do!

Jack Harkness: Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks "Ooh, this could be a little more sonic"?

The Doctor: What, you've never been bored? Never had a long night? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?


Along with Fanfiction, I'm also something of a fan-artist. http://multinomadman.deviantart.com/gallery/ is my DeviantArt address. I don't really do anything artsy, just a bit of photo manipulation, that kind of stuff.

I'd say my three favorite authors are Jules Verne, HG Wells, and Ray Bradbury. I love science fiction; it's helped me through a lot of rough points in my life.

I've recently become a fan of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. For a while, it's been one of those things 'I should really know about...' but don't. I started watching it a few months back, and I've gotten hooked. Spike (played by the awesome James Marsters) is my favorite character.

I've started to get into anime, mostly Death Note. I'd really like to get ahold of Light's watch, the one with the hidden compartment.


Pairings I like:

Doctor Who: Ten/Master, Martha/Mickey, Donna/Ten, Nine/Rose, Eleven/Amy, Jack/Almost Anyone (see below), Eleven/Rory

Justice League: Superman/Wonder Woman

Pairings I don't like:

Doctor Who: Amy/River

Torchwood: Jack/Gwen. I don't hate Gwen, it's just that I think we all know which team Jack prefers to play for...

Justice League: Batman/anyone. I honestly don't think that Batman should be with anyone, it goes against his character


“Intellect and romance triumph over brute force and cynicism.”

I heard that on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson yesterday, and I thought I'd share it with everyone.


Stuff I'm working on:

Dexter/Warriors crossover: Dexter fights the Baseball Furies (Harry says the famous line, of course)

Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Spike accidentally pulls the plug out of the ocean and is afraid to tell Buffy

Angel: Angel harrasses the Wolfram and Hart lawyers. They threaten to sue. Then Angel...well, I don't want to give it away just yet.

Smallville: Recaps of the next seven seasons (meaning the time between SPOILER: when Clark pushed Apokolips out into space and the end scene of the show)

Doctor Who: AU, Amy is actually a policewoman, and Rory is actually a gladiator (just not a very good one).

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Day One by Gilari reviews
- "You think so loud," said River. "People are always telling me that," said Spike. Spike and River save each others' lives, and maybe start something beautiful.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,525 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Spike, River
Night Watch by GreyLiliy reviews
Daniel is having nightmares. Mysterious wounds coming from no where. Rorschach doesn't like it. Not one bit. Going to save partner if it takes all night.
Crossover - Watchmen & A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,816 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach, Freddy K.
The Trouble With Tribbles Firefly style by Batman and Ronon reviews
This is the product of me getting drunk and finding a pen and paper. Just a harmless little fic seeing what would happen if Tribbles took over Serenity.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011
Death Proof: The All or Nothin' Days by MovieBoy reviews
What happens when a 70's Stuntman Mike meet's a teenage boy and takes him for a ride?
Grindhouse - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2010
JLU IM: Truth, Justice, and IMing by Serena Kenobi reviews
Welcome to the Justice League chatroom. You have been warned.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,187 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
Dinner Date by Lorendiac reviews
The first conventional "dinner and a movie" date between Huntress and The Question happened offstage, between the scenes of the JLU episode "Question Authority." Let's take a peek at how it went.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,446 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Helena B./Huntress, Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question - Complete
One Night on Monitor Duty by Lorendiac reviews
There's nothing quite like your first time on monitor duty in the Watchtower . . .
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Michael J. C./Booster Gold - Complete
Revival by Thunderstrike1 reviews
Bruce is back as Batman after his trip to the Lazarus Pits, and Terry is Nightwing, but who else is back? Justice League crossover in later chapters
Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,931 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 9/8/2004
Wells, Welles and the Doctor by RapidEyeMovement reviews
When legendary writer H.G. Wells and filmmaker extraordinaire Orson Welles meet by chance one day, they become fast friends and discover they have a mutual acquaintance.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
My Last Friend in the World by Titania Le Fey reviews
I've always wondered about this moment in Escape From LA when Snake must abandon the jacket that he had since the war. He owned this jacket, assuming it is the same one as in Escape From New York, for 25 years.
Escape from NY/LA - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Home Improvement by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
With no place to go after "Tabula Rasa", a desperate Tara crashes with Spike - a "temporary" arrangement which spawns a friendship that will change the destinies of everyone around them. COMPLETE.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,912 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Spike, Tara M. - Complete
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Evil Lawyers reviews
Angel and Doyle have a bit of fun with the Wolfram and Hart employees...
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Angel, Doyle - Complete
Season 11 reviews
Just a little recap of a fictional Season 11. A man they call 'The Vigilante' comes to Metropolis.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Crime/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Clark K./Superman, Oliver Q./Green Arrow - Complete
Slice of the Living Dead reviews
Dexter's worst enemies are re-animated and out to get him. Set during Season Four, in a slight AU.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Dexter M., Rudy C./Brian M.
I Married Donna reviews
AU; Ten and Donna are married and living in London, raising their two sons. Chapter Eleven: Alone
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,584 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - 10th Doctor, Donna N.
Space Bar reviews
Lorne finally re-opens Caritas, after 500 years. After BDM, the crew of Serenity have a lot of need for his abilities...
Crossover - Angel & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Lorne, Mal
The High School Years reviews
AU, Watchmen characters as teenagers in high school. Dan, Walter, Laurie, Jonny, and Adrian are the members of the Crimebusters club at Alan Gibbons High School. Each of them has their own idea of how justice should be accomplished
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,811 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach
Mr Monk and the Little Black Book reviews
Natalie is very surprised when she reads some of the names in Monk's address book. Multiple X-overs. One shot
Monk - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Adrian M., Natalie T. - Complete
Last Night on Gallifrey reviews
Set when The Doctor was living on Gallifrey. On The Doctor's 400th birthday, he plans to leave his home planet, but then his age catches up with him. Who can he turn to for help?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/2/2010 - 1st Doctor, Susan F. - Complete
The Forbidden Room reviews
The Doctor reminisces about his various sonic screwdrivers, after Amy breaks the first one he ever owned.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Buried Alive reviews
After a fight with Underboss at a cemetery, Dan wakes up six feet under and has to escape. Oneshot. Pre-Keene Act
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
You Quit reviews
Alternative Universe: After the passing of the Keene Act, Nite Owl decides to use his crime fighting resources to help Rorschach.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach
What if? reviews
What if The President had given Snake a different answer at the end of the film? AU, one-shot
Escape from NY/LA - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Complete
The Master Plan reviews
Serenity takes on an enthusiasic passenger with a love for transport ships, unaware that the man's old enemy is lurking in the shadows...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - 10th Doctor, Mal
Firefly:Return of the Bat reviews
Crossover with Batman; Bruce Wayne the 27th boards Serenity looking for passage to Ariel, carrying with him the family legacy.
Crossover - Batman & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Mal
The Two Masters reviews
Inspired by 'Time Crash'; What if the new series Master met the old series Master?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2010 - The Master - Complete
Doc Manhattan and the Wrath of Adrian Sunlight reviews
One Shot AU. The story of Watchmen set in the 1930s enacted by Pulp versions of the crimebusters and minutemen.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach
Firefly II: The Quickening reviews
AU One shot Crossover with Highlander. Contains swordfights, immortality, and slash both definitions of it . I reccomend reading while listening to 'Princes of the Universe' by Queen.
Crossover - Highlander & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Connor, Mal - Complete
Green With Terror reviews
One shot, AU. Tommy Oliver takes on a cave full of terrorists with some help from his old friend...
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Tommy O., Kim H.
Watchmen: Red Son reviews
What if Dr. Manhattan was created in the Soviet Union? What if Nite-Owl was in the air force? What if Walter Kovaacs married Silk Spectre? Find out now...
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,683 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl
In Batman's Shadow reviews
Ib'n Al Xuffasch, literally translating as 'Son of the Bat', has to deal with Jonah Hex High School, his neglectful father Batman, and his antagonism with Connor Kent, the son of Superman...
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,088 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman
Captain Scarlet: Spectrum's Light
Late at night, on Captain Blue's lonely patrol of cloudbase, he comes across one of the most powerful weapons in the galaxy. Will this help earth in their war with the mysterons? Or is there more than meets the eye?
Captain Scarlet - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,931 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/26/2009
Doctor Smith's Day Off reviews
How could Doctor Smith be expected to do his chores on a day like this? Lost in Space with Ferris Bueller influence. One shot.
Lost In Space - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Complete
Watchmen: Nite Owl Returns reviews
Taking place seven years after the comic events of Watchmen, showing how things turned out for the costumed heroes, plus Adrian Veidt's revenge scheme...
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,041 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete