Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Death Note, Kuroshitsuji, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Cat Returns, Harry Potter, and Soul Eater.
I apologize for any misspellings of gramatical errors. BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!
Waaaaah!!!!!!! I got the most dreadful thing to hit a writer since carpal tunnel!!!!! Writers blooooock!!!!!!!!
Age-Well, you don't really need to know, but FYI, I could care less! (as a very pervy person once said, age is just a number. I'm probably more mature than most of you.)
Hair Color- Its pink and green. The dye was wrong, never trust the box!!!!
Location- Last I checked, I was sitting under a roof. *looks up.* Yupp. Still there.
OMG!!!!!!! I LEARNED HOW TO WORK A C2!!!!!!!!!! lol, I felt so stupid, trying to figure it out... Then I read the instructions... eheh... I really gotta pay more attention!
If you flame me, I really don't care. In fact, I like getting flames, I mean, who are we trying to kid? Some of them are down right hilarious. I hope, if you flame me, that you feel better, that it makes you feel somewhat whole, just...don't expect me to really care. If it catches my interst, I might reply, so keep looking. But give it up!!
You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
I Can't believe I fell for that! Oh, no! It's the 'Read Carefully' test again!
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.
IF you wish people would REVIEW already, add this!
ummmm, oh I know!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Roses are red.
I am a daughter, hiding her depression.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"
This is this cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.
God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.
MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.
Did you just call me insane? What was your first clue?
Did you really just eat my cookie?
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and in holds the world together.
In dog eat dog world, the best thing to do is become a cat.
What do you mean, there aren't any cookies left?!
There is no half singing in the shower. Your either a rock star, or an opera dive.
I just broke up with someone, he said, "You'll never find someone like me again." I should hope not, I dumped him, I don't want another asshole.
"My ex-boyfriend has a weird ass fetish. He dresses up like himself, then acts like an asshole."
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
The suspense is terrible! I hope it will last!
Eh. You win some, you lose some, and at the end of the day, there are tacos. And chocolate. Never forget the chocolate.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have the film.
The man who smiles when something goes wrong has though of someone to blame.
Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. (the shock is killing me)
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Never go to a doctor who's office plants are dying.
Dr. :I have good news and bad news.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Its just that yours is stupid.
"L'amore osserva non con gli occhi, ma con la mente."
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
He who laughs last didn't get it. She who laughs first needs to get her head out of the gutter. ( what?!)
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush (was he blonde?)
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horoscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm (speak for yourself)
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people
were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the
breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she
loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he
would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.
Dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrust the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad