ForeverFlamingFire
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Joined 10-14-09, id: 2114935, Profile Updated: 01-18-14
Author has written 9 stories for Avatar, Thief Lord, Stravaganza, Shakespeare, and Mortal Instruments.

Name: Essy Dean

Age: 21

Hometown: Monterey, Massachusetts

Current City: Selinsgrove, Pennsylvania

School: Susquehanna University

Major: Creative Writing

Minor: History

About Me
1) Vertical Horizon, Coldplay, Fun & The Band Perry are four of my favorite bands

2) Historical Fiction fan (Bernard Cornwell, Philippa Gregory, etc)

3) Give me the name of any book about the Tudor Era or Shakespeare & there's a 99.99% chance I'll read it or at least give it a shot

4) How I'm a Shakespeare fan and I went to London two years ago & didn't go to Stratford-upon-Avon, I have no idea

5) I did my senior year research paper convincing people that Shakespeare wrote Shakespeare & pushing aside the Edward de Vere, Francis Bacon, William Stanley & Christopher Marlowe theories. I shall never change my opinion, don't try to make me. You'll be wasting your time

6) I'm American, but I prefer British spellings. Deal with it!

7) I am completely 100% obsessed with Shakespeare

Enjoy my fanfiction,

Essy aka ForeverFlamingFire


If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber'd here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend:
If you pardon, we will mend.
And, as I'm an honest Puck,
If we have unearned luck
Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue,
We will make amends ere long;
Else the Puck a liar call:
So, good night unto you all.
Give me your hands, if we be friends,
And Robin shall restore amends.

William Shakespeare, Puck A Midsummer Night's Dream Act V Scene II


This day is call'd the feast of Crispian.
He that outives this day, and come safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say 'To-morrow is Saint Crispian.'
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say 'These wounds I had on Crispian's day.'
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words -
Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester-
Be in their flowing cups freshly remember'd.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to th eending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember'd-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he t-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day.

William Shakespeare, Henry V Henry V Act IV Scene III


Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

The Stupidest Things On Products

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Myer hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping."(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful)

On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Awh, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be/are obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 7

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 3

PREP

You own a cell phone.

You own something from Abercrombie.

You own something from Pac sun.

You own something from Hollister.

You own some thing from American Eagle.

You love/like going to the mall.

You own an iPod/MP3 player.

You love Starbucks.

You have been called a brat.

You hate buying things that are on sale.

You have more than one house.

Total: 4

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favourite colors.

You have thought about death.

You wear chains.

You like heavy metal.

You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.

You have worn black lipstick.

Your hair was/is dark.

You dislike preps.

You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 5

PUNK

You can skateboard

You’ve worn plaid.

You like Converse.

You hate MTV.

You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)

You dislike pink.

You hate/dislike preps.

You wear/wore skateboarding shoes

Total:4

GEEK

You love the computer.

You like Harry Potter.

You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts

You get straight A's.

You love/like reading.

You were/are in band.

You don't care what you look like.

You have a curfew.

You always do your homework.

You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 4

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Super bowl.

You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

You collect your jerseys.

You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.

You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

Your garage consists of sports equipment.

You belong/belonged to a school team.

You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.

You have a specific number. (does the year I graduated/I'm graduating high school/college count?)

Total: 1

HARDCORE//SCENE

You like loud music.

You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.

You never walk anywhere.

You wear slip-on shoes.

You wear/wore Vans.

You like the band Panic! At the disco.

You wear band t-shirts.

People have called you a freak and meant it.

You love to "hardcore" dance.

Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 31

Harry Potter taught me that some things are worth dying for.

Ron Weasley taught me that believing in yourself is a hundred times more powerful than luck.

Hermione Granger taught me that an education is a girl’s best asset, even if it doesn’t make you many friends.

Severus Snape taught me to never, ever, ever judge someone.

Rubeus Hagrid taught me that anything can be cute with the right perspective.

Ginny Weasley taught me that bold is beautiful.

Lily Potter taught me that a mother’s love is the strongest force on earth.

Remus Lupin taught me that fear is the only thing I should be afraid of.

Dolores Umbridge taught me that education with a political agenda is a terrible, terrible thing.

Sirius Black taught me that the ones we love never truly leave us.

Albus Dumbledore taught me that good people are not always good.

Draco Malfoy taught me that bad people are not always bad.

Neville Longbottom taught me that courage is standing up for what’s right, even when you’re scared out of your mind.

Luna Lovegood taught me that weird is wonderful.

Dobby taught me that freedom is a gift.

Lucius Malfoy taught me that no amount of money, pomp, or circumstance will buy you true friends.

Fred & George Weasley taught me that sometimes all you need is a good laugh.

The Dursleys taught me that a world without imagination is a dull and dreary place.

Arthur Weasley taught me that a good sense of curiosity and a bit of obsession can be healthy.

Fleur Delacour taught me that true love is not based on appearance.

Molly Weasley taught me that a happy family is not measured in gold.

Bellatrix Lestrange taught me that hatred and prejudice rot your mind and can turn even the most beautiful person into a monster.

Kreacher taught me that if you want to get to know a man, look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.

Cho Chang taught me that rebound relationships almost never work.

Nymphadora Tonks taught me to love myself, no matter what I look like.

Percy Weasley taught me that, in the end, no career is worth sacrificing your family.

Sybill Trelawney taught me that you cannot change the past, only the future.

Lavender Brown taught me that physical relationships only last for so long.

Nicholas Flamel taught me that to the well-prepared mind, death is but the next great adventure.

Minerva McGonagall taught me that a good cause is worth fighting for at any age.

Hedwig taught me that the love we have for our pets is very real.

Lord Voldemort taught me that a life without love is barely living.

J. K. Rowling taught me that the stories we love will always be with us.

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415 (got this from fictionpress.net), Slythindorclaw Hybrid, AvatarLuv97, ForeverFlamingFire

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.


Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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The ones in bold apply

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a NAZI.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I CAN'T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I wear GLASSES and BRACES, so I MUST be a nerd (not my choice. if i could ditch the braces, i'd b happy)
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out.

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it.

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked & forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't.

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

GRYFFINDOR:
[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs
[x] You have a lot of friends
] You get along with everyone
] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
] You love football
] You love rugby
[x] You’re into writing and art
] You like pop-rock.
[x] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
] Abortion is wrong
[x] The war against Iraq is unneeded
] One of your favourite colours is red or gold
[x] Good grades at school
[x] One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x] You plan on going to college/university (ready in)
TOTAL: 8

HUFFLEPUFF:
[x] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot
] You like to follow trends.
[x] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim
] Water polo is awesome
] Pink is one of your favourite colours
[x] Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though
] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist.
[x] You’re an optimist.
] You’re completely straight-edge.
] You’re very emotional
] You like Rap, R&B, & hip-hop.
] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age
] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 6

RAVENCLAW:
] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You love to read.
[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[x] Sports suck.
] You’re shy.
] Hate is completely unneeded.
] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship
] You like Indie music.
] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay
[x] Blue is one of your favourite colours.
] Serious is better than funny.
[x] You love writing
[x] You love trying new things and being innovative rather than following a trend.
] You enjoy examinations
TOTAL: 7

SLYTHERIN:
[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
] Basketball is a good sport.
] (American) Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool colour.
[x] You've lied about something serious.
] You’re a very deep person.
] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
] You like metal.
] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You’re scared to grow up.
] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
[x] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
] You have trust issues.
] Guilty until proven innocent.
TOTAL: 7

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say Vampires
I say Wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
You say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattinson
I'll say 'Is Cedric Diggory'
You say Pattinson is hot
I'll say Tom Felton is HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the Perfect dream couple?
I think that Draco and Hermione are the Perfect dream couple
You say Edward I'll say "Harry, now shut Up!"
Copy/Paste this if you agree that Twilight is nothing compared with HP and it's magical glory

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Les Hommes de la Miséricorde by Kchan88 reviews
AU. During the final battle Valjean saves not only Marius, but a few members of Les Amis, including Enjolras. While the surviving Amis grieve and try to hold each other together, Valjean must find a way to protect them from the authorities, including a still alive and increasingly unstable Javert. Brick, Musical, and Film based. Beta'ed by ariadneslostthread.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 265,115 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Valjean, Enjolras, Grantaire, Combeferre
Porcelain by Maddie Rose reviews
She is a spoilt Capitolian. He is a broken Victor. Seeing a potential sponsor, Finnick goes about seducing her for the sake of his tributes. Yet she proves to be quite the challenge. Could he ever care for the daughter of a Head Gamemaker, of someone who ruined his life? Finnick/OC
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,407 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Finnick O., OC] Seneca C.
Ficmas by marshmallowpandaxox reviews
An advent calendar of winter/Christmas themed Mortal Instruments oneshots & imagines. Updated daily until Christmas Eve! The fangirl way to Christmas! (Clace, Malec, Sizzy fluff)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 12,136 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Alec L., Clary F., Jace W., Magnus B. - Complete
Against the Moon by Stoplight Delight reviews
The odds were stacked against him: a child from a blended home with no friends, no social skills to speak of, and a terrible secret. Yet slowly Remus Lupin began to realize there was a place for him in the world, if he could find the courage to claim it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 105 - Words: 660,465 - Reviews: 3073 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
A Question of Resolve by Alaia Skyhawk reviews
He'd chosen his path, and now he had to walk it, but it's going to take more than stubborn will to protect Arthur. What Merlin needs is true resolve #S2 fic, prequel to A Question of Motives#
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 98,634 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Dreamers in the Shadows by EstelRaca reviews
Something marked them when they fell-something old, something inhuman, something patient. Nearly two centuries later, a group of college students try to fix the problems in their own world while being stalked across a dream battleground at night. It wouldn't be so bad if the dreams didn't come with a language, memories, and names... as well as frightening real-world effects.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,299 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Enjolras, Grantaire
Belonging and Believing by EstelRaca reviews
Everyone needs a place to belong. For a werewolf, this is even more important. Grantaire had given up on ever finding a pack that would accept him and that he could accept, but hope springs eternal. He isn't the only unique stray that Les Amis come across in 1831, either. Enjolras' pack is determined to both fix the wolves' society and help their human friends win freedom.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 180,251 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Grantaire, Enjolras, Marius, Cosette
Secrets of The Barricade by Jedssisme1 reviews
In 1832, just weeks before the June Rebellion, King Louis Philippe I's daughter, Princess Clairette has gone missing. The same day as her disappearance, a 17 year old boy by the name of Clark shows up to support The Friends of the ABC and fight at the Barricade. Where is Clairette? Who is this strange boy? And who is this gamine that Enjolras has grown fond of? EnjolrasxOC
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,622 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Complete
Learning Through Time by Procrastinator123 reviews
Harry is walking back from Hogsmeade after overhearing the Professor's conversation; when he's sucked into the horrifying memories of the man he believed to have betrayed his parents. Warning: will contain child abuse and bad Blacks. AU POA. Changed pename, was twilighter no1
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,177 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., OC
Forging Destiny by White Angel of Auralon reviews
When Harry left the Dursley's after blowing up his aunt he didn't imagine how his life would change. Meeting a man who can bring light to the past, Harry discovers secrets kept from him his whole life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 166,770 - Reviews: 2344 - Favs: 4,755 - Follows: 3,610 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Few Tears by SunshineToMoonlight reviews
Harry takes Teddy to see Ted's parents gave. Teddy wishes he can have his parents, Harry's parents, and Sirius back forever so they can be a happy family. What happens when that wish comes true? Canon
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,819 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - N. Tonks, Teddy L.
Marauders Year 1 by Pixie97 reviews
Pretty much the title. This is the story of four close friends' first year at Hogwarts. Read about all their adventures, pranks, detentions, and more! Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,998 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Dear Marauder by NoBodyOfInterest reviews
The school year is over but the Marauders still have plenty to say to each other but there is no way they could cause any trouble through letters. Is there?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,934 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - James P., Sirius B.
Pomp and Circumstance by HelloMrJones reviews
Fred and George only get injured when they're separated. During the attack at the World Cup the panicked crowd pushed them and Ginny apart. This can't be good. A/N Will continue into their sixth year so you'll see their parts during the Tournament Rated T
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Fred W., George W.
City of Dragons by Auburn Waves reviews
Karina falls asleep with her new dragon statuette in her hand and is sent to Talia where she meets the prince of one of the only non-di Chimici cities in Talia. However, it might not be for much longer when the stravagantes are forced to turn on each other and the city guild has links with the enemy. Welcome to Romula, City of Dragons.
Stravaganza - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,081 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 11/10/2009
Fade by laynee reviews
Something is killing kids in the town and Sam is the only one who can get close to the next victims. Dean and John can keep track of Sam, keep him safe, but somehow it all goes wrong. Pre-series. Sam, 16 and Dean 20
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,508 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sam W., Dean W.
Give It Up! by That Gryffindor Flame reviews
When Merlin's magic is revealed to Arthur, in front of a court full of people, Arthur's reaction means everything to him. But is it what he expected? Please review x
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Marauders Year 2 by Fallen Crest reviews
The Marauders are back for year 2 with new troubles, pranks, secrets, and discovering secrets. With the war becoming more known throughout the wizardry world, the Marauders try to learn more about the infamous Voldemort, while dealing with family problems
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 145,519 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Marauders - Complete
The Untold Memories of Fred and George Weasley by Turtlerose555 reviews
While looking through the Twins' room when cleaning, Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny find a penisive. Together, the four them go on an epic adventure through Fred and George's memories and discover things that they never knew about. Chapter Six posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,005 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Fred W., George W.
Mends of Old, Ties of New by CassiKitty reviews
After an argument with his father, Legolas flees to Rivendell, in hope to find refuge with Lord Elrond. What he finds is more than he could wish for. When father and son reunite, can wounds be healed? Does Legolas even want to come home anymore?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,462 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Legolas, Thranduil
Meet the Marauders by dontforget2live reviews
In which Fred and George finally find out who their idols (the Marauders, duh) are, and discuss a green Mrs. Norris. Rated K plus for minor language. Two-shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - George W., Fred W., Marauders - Complete
I Solemnly Swear by Bella Kundu reviews
Follow Mssrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs during their Hogwarts years through friendship and love and well-managed mischief. Because the Marauders deserve to be defined by how they lived, not how they died.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,993 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Marauders
How to Manage Mischief by Stine8503 reviews
This story follows Sirius Black through Seven years at Hogwarts. From his start, being sorted differently than his entire family, him becoming a Marauder, and his eventual escape from the House of Black. Lots of amusement, resentment and friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,724 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sirius B.
I Should Tell You by ToThoseWhoGroundMe reviews
What if Fiyero never became the Scarecrow? What if he & Elphaba didn't run off at the end of the musical? What if Glinda decides to do a musical, RENT! AU, NOT CROSSOVER! Fiyeraba, Gloq, Cropett w/ mentions of other relationships & friendships
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,336 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
The King Richard Trilogy: The Moment of Truth by Shadow Chaser reviews
Sequel to "Solace of Silence" - For each moment, there is a pause. For each moment, there is a glimpse of dark. For each moment, there is the hope of light. Robin faces the moment of truth and this time, it will cost a life. -Post Sea. 1, Alt. Universe-
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 127,203 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - [Robin Hood, Marian] - Complete
When Paths Cross by Starzgirl reviews
Alanna/Beka Crossover. What happens when George and Alanna get thrown back to the time of Beka and Rosto the Piper? Rated T for safety. A/G and B/R!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,526 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009
Sorceress Zera by LacytheRomanWerewolf reviews
She was different but like her brother she was loyal, brave to the point of stupidity and fiercely protective of those she called friend.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,091 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Aragorn - Complete
12 Days of Christmas by MovieBuffStarlet reviews
The classic Christmas carol, as it would play out in the RENT world!
RENT - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Angel D. - Complete
Diamond Dogs by Verasque reviews
Modern AU. A forced marriage pushes infamous tomboy, Al Trebond, into the world of school god, Jon Conte. But will romance blossom amidst family schemes and high school politics?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,487 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Alanna, Jonathan IV
Luck Is a Lady of Very Poor Repute by Queen of Dreaming reviews
January, 2025. Kurt Hummel gets a desperate phone call from a woman he hasn't spoken with in years.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
That's amore by LittleMissItalian reviews
Summary: Scipio and Prosper are at Ida's at Christmas.... Scipio is hated by his father, and Prosper thinks he isn't a good brother...Warning:Cutting and abuse. Eventual Scipio/Prosper Probably a 5 chapter story. But could be longer.
Thief Lord - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,400 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009
Fly Me to the Moon by Darker Still reviews
Songfic. Starla never could have known that breaking into 223 Fondamenta Bollani would lead to falling for the one guy in Venice she wishes she hadn't. ScipXOC.
Thief Lord - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,590 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010
Five seconds too late by Sothis Star1 reviews
This is a different kind of Jake/Neytiri romance, the story that would've unfolded had she been delayed for just five seconds while trying to reach him following the fight with Quaritch. Revised 3/9/11.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,628 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri - Complete
The Things I Did by auzziewitch reviews
Jake tells Neytiri of the reason's why he fought against RDA. Post film. Please Review!
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri - Complete
The Avatar Chronicles by Tartarus reviews
CAUTION! Top secret. Contains a collection of data, video logs, journal entries, reports from avatar drivers. All information contained in this file is deemed CLASSIFIED. For your eyes only! Be careful. They are watching.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Jake S.
Challenge by Strifegirl27 reviews
some of Jake's thoughts prior to leaving for Pandora, set in the few brief moments we see him mourning his dead brother. This is a one shot which may become a series of one shots. Rated T, just in case
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Jake S. - Complete
Stravaganza : New Story for Luciano by meals reviews
Nick decided to go ahead and translate back to his world without telling anyone and so Luciano has to go back to his world to save everyone else. After Arianna having his triplets in Talia! Being done now by Swetlana and it's called 'Back and Forth'.
Stravaganza - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009
Cookies and Milk by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
slash Scipio/Prosper. Prosper and Bo live in Casa Massimo. Prosper wanted the best for Bo, and Prosper was in love with Scipio. Scipio wondered if it was okay to even have such feelings. Dottore Massimo was determined to make them grow up... and apart.
Thief Lord - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,459 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Complete
Love conquers all by LittleMissItalian reviews
Feelings are unearthed, and lives are changed forever Scipio/Prosper
Thief Lord - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Complete
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Fighting Against reviews
A series of Caesar/Antony OneShots. Some will be slash, some won't.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2013
City of Death reviews
Sequel of City of Murders. When Aaron invites Luciano, Sky and Nick to Brighton with him, the group from Islington think that they're actually might be able to relax. But those hopes are dashed when Luciano uncovers a secret.
Stravaganza - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Ah, Well Again reviews
When Alec comes near collapse during a hunt and Jace and Isabelle don't know what to do, who is Jace going to run to? Jace/Alec Brotherly. NO SLASH!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Alec L., Jace W. - Complete
Disaster to Some, Attack to Others reviews
Sequel to Disaster to Some, Love to Others. When Dottore Massimo gets carried away, Scipio joins Prosper, Hornet, Riccio and Mosca in Stella. Together they fight against what Dottore Massimo has been doing to Scipio
Thief Lord - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,288 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Scipio M., Prosper - Complete
Disaster to Some, Love to Others reviews
When Scipio and Prosper are returning from the merry-go-round, Scipio collapses and Prosper is left with getting Scipio back to the Stella. Hornet, Riccio and Mosca forgive Scipio. Then something happens that either Scipio nor Prosper intended. OneShot
Thief Lord - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Scipio M., Prosper - Complete
Deathly Thoughts
Ophelia Westover searches for her banished love through the fjords of Denmark. But within the fjords of Denmark, a surprise awaits.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 701 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Complete
Deathly Journey
Ophelia Westover goes on a journey to the fjords of Denmark to find her love. OneShot.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Complete
City of Murders reviews
Giglia is being haunted by a mysterious murderer. The Chemici are still after the Stravagante. Georgia, Sky and Nick haven't been back to Talia for a while. Luciano has to make choices upon which the future of the Stravagante hang
Stravaganza - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,937 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
Changed Forever reviews
Jess, the daughter of Grace Augustine, has always wondered why her mother left her for long stretches of time. Now, at seventeen, she's about to find out about a place and a program she never dreamed existed.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Complete