Jane's Mockingjay
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Joined 10-14-09, id: 2115164, Profile Updated: 10-24-10
Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Like the majority of the people here, I am a teenage girl who loves to read and write. Often accused of having an overactive imagination and obsessing over works of fiction, I go on fanfiction to remind myself that there are others like me.

My hobbies are reading, writing and watching/obsessing over 24, the greatest show ever. Oh yeah, and breathing.

My Favorite Books:

The Hunger Games and Catching Fire

The Underland Chronicles

The Saffy's Angel series

Skulduggery Pleasant

My Favorite Movies

The Princess Bride

Pirates of the Carribean

The Lord of the Rings


TV Shows:

24, Modern family, 24, Phineas and Ferb, 24

Favorite Pairings

Jack Bauer/Renee Walker (She's not dead, OK?)

Katniss Everdeen/Gale Hawthorne

Finnick Odair/Annie Cresta

Tanith Low/Ghastly Bespoke

Rose Casson/ Tom Levin


I don't care what Suzanne Collins thinks, Katniss and Gale are totally perfect. He didn't know the bomb was going to kill Prim.


General: I like random stuff and witty humor, although I laugh at pretty much anything. I'm not very good at constructive criticism, but I'm am very free with compliments. With homework and everything else, i dont have much free time, so I probably will not update much. Thats all I can think of for now, but there will be more.

Copy and paste stuff

Just FYI, if I copy and paste something from your profile, it is because I think its hilarious and worth saying again. Imitation is the sincerest for of flattery : )

I love copy and paste, but if you dont, you can just skip down to the bottom. I dont mind.

If you are in complete denial about 24 writers sniping Renee, post this on your profile.

If you are absolutely convinced that Renee will show up, alive, in the 24 movie, and surprise everyone (Not least of all, Jack Bauer), post this on your profile.

"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? You're a mile away from him, and you have his shoes!"

"Last night I lay in my bed, looking up at the stars and sky and I thought to myself, 'Where the heck is the ceiling?'"

"Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies."

"I dream of a better world, where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned.

"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate."

"If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side."

"Whoever said 'Nothing is impossible' never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that."

"I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me."

"Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die."

"A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a boyfriend stabs you in the heart...
...best friends only poke you with straws."

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a dark side and a light side and it holds the universe together."

"Friends ask you why you're crying. Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry."

"Sometimes when I say, 'I'm fine,' I want someone to look me in the eye and say, 'Tell the truth.'"

"Now, should I use my powers of invisibility for good, or for evil...?"

"Meanwhile... In a small town called Spoons..."

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?
Mom: If you can't stop laughing, do it somewhere else (I was reading a really funny fanfiction while they were watching a movie.)

Where are you?
My room

Look up, now look back. What did you see?
My ancient wooden swively chair with my coat on it.

What's the last thing you ate?


What's your personality like?

Head in the clouds, bookwormy, technology-incompetent, singer. Sarcastic.

Who do you have a crush on?
Like I'm gonna tell the whole world.

What was the last thing you thought?

Why do you want to know?

You have a million dollars. What do you do?

Buy a laptop (I'm using my mom's), a couple books, a decent pair of jeans, and donate the rest to charity.

What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?

Would nothing count?

what are you thinking RIGHT NOW?

"I like the hunger games. Correction. I love the hunger games."

What's it like being you?

Tricky sometimes, but I manage. I've got great best friends, but I see one once a year or so, one three or four times, and one every sunday. They rock anyway.

What are your thoughts on writing?

Best thing ever. I'll never tire of it!

How tall are you?
5'5" I'm a freak : )

What book are you currently reading?
The thirteenth Tale, Chosen, Cat among the Pidgeons

What music are you listening to?

Celtic Woman

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?

A hunger games fan site

What was the last thing you cooked?
I made a sandwich for school this morning?

What color are the walls of the room you are in?
Purple and blue. Covered with pictures and papers

Do you know who the governor of your state is?
Don't live in a state.

How many different programs are open on your computer right now?

3. Pandora, neopets, fanfiction.

Have you ever been water-skiing?
No, but I've been tubing

What is the weather like?
Dark. Its nine o'clock.

Are you going an vacation this summer and where?
California, I hope.( my best friend/cousin lives there)


Scary-a.. thing..
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

Hahaha! I hate this stuff!

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (haha, can't argue with this one.)

When a doctor says: This won't hurt...It will

When a doctor says: This may hurt... It will...a lot

When a doctor says: This will hurt... Brace for the pain

When a doctor says: In the long run this will help you... Start SCREAMING NOW!!


Getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
The worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
When your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
And RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
When - WAR- was a card game
And life was simple and care free?
Remember when all you wanted to do

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

No threats, don't pass this on if you don't want to... I just like it is all.

This is a true story. If you stop reading this, you will die at exactly 8 o'clock PM tomorrow night. In 1845 a convict who was sentenced to life in jail escaped. He went on a murder spree across the United States, killing teens under the age of 18 and over the age of 13. He was discovered one night when a mother caught him butchering her 16 year old daughter. He ran, but eventually the authorities caught him and sentenced him to die. Before his death, the man admitted to killing 70 teenagers. He vowed that he would return, and finish the work he started. He died, but after that a weird thing happened. Everyone involved in the case started dying gruesome murders. Authorties put it down as a family member of the convict, but it was actually the killers spirit getting revenge. Now he travels across the states, killing teens everywhere. We who know the truth recognize that many of the 'missing children' are in fact his victims. If you do not repost this on your account, he will visit you at midnight tonight and kill you. You will become one of the missing kids, and he will kill any other teenager in your house also. This is a true story... and if you actually read this all the way through your an idiot! Post this on your blog to make other's feel stupid too!

My problems with this story:

1: It says at the begining that you will die at 8 pm, but later it says at midnight.

2: Who believes this junk?

3: If I die, well, I was wrong and was killed by a 105 year old ghost.

4:yeah, right.

Add any problems you have!

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.), NicNack4U (Arnold, Aladdin, Captain Jack Sparrow, Drake Parker, Josh Nichols, Crazy Steve, Spencer, Victor van-Dort, Cosmo, Troy Bolton, Chad Danforth, Ryan Evans, Logan Reese, Chase Matthews, Pharaoh Atem/Yami, Joey Wheeler, Seto Kaiba, Duke Devillin, Jafar, Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Danny Fenton/Phantom). jafarjasmineforever2005: Jafar, Aladdin, Frollo, and lot's more (There's been tons).Takara410 (Itachi,aladdin,snaraku,seshomaru,sasori ,dei -dei kun Jack sparrow, will turner ,crazy steve, freddy, micheal myer swhen he was younger,hao, zuko and tons more ooh CHASE YOUNG a sexy beast.), OutcastToReality(L from Death Note, and THE BEST FRICKIN' VILLAIN TO EVER WALK THE EARTH: THE JOKER from Dark Knight) Holly Quinn (The Joker -sigh-)Dalia N'Shard (Joker, Dark Walter, Hans Gunsche, Jack Sparrow, Severus Snape, Erik, Atem, 2005 Riddler, Ghoul, and presently, Joker), Mam'zelleCombeferre(Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes, Edward CullenIM SORRY, Sydney Carton, Combeferreobviously, Jehan Prouvaire, and Enjolras) Firebird's Song (Joker, Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Jace Wayland from City of bones, Jason voorhees(Duh) and Seth Clearwater from Twilight, oh and Dorian Grey and Tom Saywer, from LXG), The Shrubbery (Gaara, Kyo, Yuuki, Gale, L, too many more!), MPHknows (Han Solo, Gale, Fang, Iggy, Vladimir Tod, Max off of Wizards of Waverly Place) Jane's Mockinjay (Gale, Jack Bauer, Iggy, Damien, Jack Sparrow, Tom, Indigo, The Phantom of the Opera, so many more...)

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Well we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Kinkatia, Portagas D. Yumi. Why me why not you, Society's Damnation, Gaara The Eternal, cats-rock-and-so-does-cheese, SoujaGurl, EmpireofShadow, Flightgirl, Vera A, All Mighty Ruler, f.l.o.c.k.f.a.n.f.o.r.e.v.e.r., wolflover777, MPHknows, Jane's Mockinjay

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, UPDRAFTGIRL37,silentflier, Maximum Ride the Hero, Kara Nicole, Vera A, All Mighty Ruler, f.l.o.c.k.f.a.n.f.o.r.e.v.e.r., wolflover777, MPHknows, Jane's Mockingjay

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight, freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, MyNameIsCAB, chibi-sarus, hawkstar2, CrazyLittleKookoo, Vera A, All Mighty Ruler, f.l.o.c.k.f.a.n.f.o.r.e.v.e.r., wolflover777, MPHknows (its happened three times), Jane's Mockingjay


1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."
35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.
39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if heshe did it.
42. Dress like the professor.
44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.
45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

"All the good ones are either gay, married/taken, or fictional characters in books or movies." (Or all three...)

Your multiple personalities are freaking out my imaginary friend!

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

I'm the kinda girl who always falls for the sidekick, always.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Parents spend the first 10 of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I wish my lawn was emo... then it could cut itself.

Strangers have the best candy.

You stare because I’m different...(0.0) ('.') ('.') ('.')I stare because you're all the same.

I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.

I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his 'time of the month'.

My imaginary friends are jealous of my voices.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

Can I borrow your pen? I need to stab you in the eye.

Don't try to out-weird me-- I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast ceral.

Don't you look at me with that tone of voice.

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

Fanfictions aren't everything... but they're right up there with oxygen.

You say crazy like it's a bad thing...

If it wasnt for physics and law inforcement I'd be unstoppable.

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

Why are the Force and duct tape the same? Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

People say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen.

Sometimes I wonder, 'Why is that frisbee getting bigger?'... then it hits me

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

If you cry, I cry. If you laugh, I laugh. If you fight, I got your back. If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall. If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!"

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. (Too. Freaking. True.)

when life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Do not attempt to follow my footsteps. I walk into a lot of walls

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.(Why do all the good jokes have to be so funny, yet so wrong?)

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Wrinkles merely show where smiles have been.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had.

Yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can't

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

Which way does a compass point in space?

Cats would take over the world if they had opposable thumbs. Copy and Paste if you agree.

Copy and paste if you think the above would be an improvement.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.


2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow?


3. Your first initial?


4. Your month of birth?


5. Which is cooler, black or white?


6. Name a person of your same gender.


7. What's your favorite number?


8. Do you like California or Florida more?

California, my bff lives there

9. Which is prettier, lakes or oceans?


10. What is your wish?

world peace

Done with that?

Here are the answers:

1. You are in love with this person.

2. If you chose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.

Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.

S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life look very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soulmate.

5. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.

White: You will have a friend who completley confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you chose:

California: You love adventure.

Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday

(Sorry, not going to risk losing world peace.)

1. Put this sentence in your profile if you actually read this sentence.

2. Put this sentence in your profile if you think Firestar is WAY too FREAKIN' PERFECT.

3. Please put this sentence in your profile if you took the time to notice that I said 'please' this time.

5. Put this sentence in your profile if you joined this site any time after computers were invented.

6. Put this sentence in your profile if you think food is awesome.

7. Put this sentence in your profile if you think cheese is awesome.

8. Put this sentence in your profile if you remember number 4.

9. Put this sentence in your profile if you just realised that there was no number 4.

4. Put this sentence in your profile if you actually read this whole list

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A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Someday nerds will rule the world. Copy this into your profile if you're a nerd and you're proud of it.

If you're convinced that your Hogwarts letter was wittheld from you at the age of eleven, copy and paste this into your profile.

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