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Author has written 3 stories for Make It or Break It, and Vampire Academy.

Hi my name is McKenna I am 15 years old and I love to Sing, Act, Dance, Read and Write. Writing to me is a way to get my thoughts and feelings out on paper for everyone to see because I feel that I can express myself through writing and poetry better than just voicing them. When I get older I wish to be a nurse in the airforce or a medic in the army( and since I'm a multi tasker I will be an author too . . . hopefully!!). Well thats all I can think of right now so if you can please Read some of my work once it is posted. thank you!!


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on my cell phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with reading, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thank him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by not even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old, he drove you around all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back each time.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking him to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus, carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye to him outside your dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad SO MUCH then copy and paste this on your profile.

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2: The world doesn't care about your
Self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life.. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs..

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

If you can read this -Thank a teacher!
If you can read this in English thank a soldier!!!

Why Parents Drink

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished
to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was
picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up
prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope
with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I
wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been
finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all
her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and
the fact that she is 25 years older than I am.

But it's not only the passion... Dad, she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a
trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for
the whole winter! We share a dream of having many more
children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing
it for ourselves and trading it with the other people
that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the
meantime we will pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry, Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care
of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to
visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your son Jeff

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at
Tommy's house. Just wanted to remind you that there
are worse things in life than a report card. That is
in my center desk drawer.

Call me when it's safe to come home.


The Dash

I read of a man who stood to speak
At the funeral of a friend
He referred to the dates on her tombstone
From the beginning to the end

He noted that first came the date of her birth
And spoke the following date with tears,
But he said what mattered most of all
Was the dash between those years

For that dash represents all the time
That she spent alive on earth.
And now only those who loved her
Know what that little line is worth.

For it matters not how much we own;
The cars, the house, the cash,
What matters is how we live and love
And how we spend our dash.

So think about this long and hard.
Are there things you’d like to change?
For you never know how much time is left,
That can still be rearranged.

If we could just slow down enough
To consider what’s true and real
And always try to understand
The way other people feel.

And be less quick to anger,
And show appreciation more
And love the people in our lives
Like we’ve never loved before.

If we treat each other with respect,
And more often wear a smile
Remembering that this special dash
Might only last a little while.

So, when your eulogy is being read
With your life’s actions to rehash
Would you be proud of the things they say
About how you spent your dash?

-Linda Ellis

How Will You Spend YOUR Dash?


Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they ticked me off.

When your dad is mad and he says, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train.

You laught at me because I'm strange. I laugh at you because you're stupid!

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. It's just that yours is stupid.

If something seems too good to be true, then it usaully is.

Curiousity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

--If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and pate this into your profile.

--If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you like anime or magna, copy and paste this in your profile.

--If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

--If you love to play pranks on your best friend, copy and paste this to your profile!

--If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

--If you absolutly love anime guys with long hair, copy and paste this to your profile

--If you think at least one anime/manga character is MEGA hot you know you do, copy and paste this to your profile.

--If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile

--If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

--If you ever spent too much time of the computer, copy and paste this to your profile

--If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.


A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a poem with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

I see your face when I am dreaming

That's why I always wake up screaming

My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe "go to hell"


Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...


Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!" (Also True!)

A funy blonde joke: Okay no offense to the blondes out there but I saw this on the internet and thought it was funny.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.

For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp.

They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one."

So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life - I just want to go home."

POOF, she is gone.

The redhead makes her wish, "This place sucks, I want to go home too."

POOF, she is gone.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.

The genie asks, "What is the matter?"

The blonde said, "I wish my friends were here."

Joke #2

A Blonde Brunett and a red head were at gun point in a mall.

The man said to the brunett, "Any last words?"

"A tornado!" she yells and gets away.

The man turned to the red head. "Any last words?"

"Sand storm!" the red head yelled and got away.

He turned to the blonde and said, "Any last words?"

"Fire!"

"Okay..." the man said and fired the gun.

You know you're obsessed with Twilight if...

You start going up to random people to tell them you want an Edward!

You think your next door neighbor looks like a vampire, or he really is a vampire.

You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.

You've read Twilight and New Moon at least 5 times each!

You check on this site 5 times (or more) a day to see if there's any new Twilight news.

You think your best friend's crazy for not reading/liking/becoming obsessed Twilight or New Moon.

You give your teachers Twilight and/or New Moon for Christmas.

When you see a box labeled "Forks", you think there's something imported from Forks, Washington in there.

Twilight has ruined any and all future reading for you.

You use Twilight for every single school project that pops up.

You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward.

You have nothing to do, so you go to www.stepheniemeyer.com and count along with the Breaking Dawn countdown.


If someone you thought was your best friend betrayed you, stabed you in the back, embarrassed you, made you cry on purpose, or told bunch's of people your secrets post this on your profile.

If your unpopular and had a a friend who's popular and you aren't friends anymore post this on your profile


You Know You’re Addicted To Twilight When…

You have seriously considered cliff diving.

At the zoo, you give the wolves a wide berth.

Whenever someone asks how your food is, you say, ‘Well, it’s no irritable grizzly…’

Any time you hear the name Edward, you spin around going ‘WHERE?’

Anyone with pale skin and strange eyes is subject to strange looks from YOU

It’s perfectly acceptable to camp outside the bookstore for Breaking Dawn.

Harry Potter is old news.

You've added 'Volturi,' 'Volterra,' and 'Quileute' to your computer dictionary.

You jump at the chance to move to small, rainy towns.

People with extremely good looks and nice clothes are subject to RVT (Random Vampirism Tests)

It's normal to hold 'Bella MUST BE CHANGED' protests in the middle of large cities.

You create Random Vampirism Tests, which usually involve you, a knife and an artery.

Hot doctors are subject to RVTs. No exceptions.

Anyone who listens to Debussy/Muse/Claire DeLune is subject to glaring.

You aren’t scared of thunderstorms, you just wonder where they’re playing baseball this time.

It’s perfectly acceptable to edit your thoughts.

It’s perfectly acceptable to carry around a vial of animal blood, JUST IN CASE you get changed.


If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are convinced you really do have wings and Itex( aka Walmart or Microsoft or something) has put a chip in you to make the wings invisible and has erased all of your memories of being a bird kid, copy and paste this into your profile.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

If every time someone asked you about what Maximum Ride was about you got a crazy look from them saying am-I-really-hanging-out-with-you type of look and you don’t care copy and paste this in your profile

If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile.

Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

If you think the writers of movie scripts that were once books or who ever forces them to run away with the real plot and hacks it up with an ax deserves to go to a mental institution put this on your profile

If you are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this onto it to make it even longer.


--One day, Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
--"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
--In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
--"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
--"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
--"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
--"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
--The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
--Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "If you stick that goddamned thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
--"Amen," replied the congregation


If you enjoyed Breaking Dawn by Stephanie Meyer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: No1butjoe


Twilight Quotes:

Of all the things that could frighten you, you worry about my driving? - Edward Cullen

I've decided that if I'm going to Hell, I might as well do it thoroughly. - Edward Cullen

And you're worried, not because you are headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won't approve of you, correct? - Edward Cullen

Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand... - Edward Cullen

I hear voices in my heard and you're worried you're the freak? - Edward Cullen

And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. - Seriously if u don't know who said that, u have issues

Do you want me to bolt the doors so you can massacre the unsuspecting townsfolk? - Bella Swan


One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

Smart is sexy.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

You know you're obsessed with Twilight if...

You start going up to random people to tell them you want an Edward!

You think your next door neighbor looks like a vampire, or he really is a vampire.

You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.

You've read Twilight and New Moon at least 5 times each!

You check on this site 5 times (or more) a day to see if there's any new Twilight news.

You think your best friend's crazy for not reading/liking/becoming obsessed Twilight or New Moon.

You give your teachers Twilight and/or New Moon for Christmas.

When you see a box labeled "Forks", you think there's something imported from Forks, Washington in there.

Twilight has ruined any and all future reading for you.

You use Twilight for every single school project that pops up.

You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward.

You have nothing to do, so you go to www.stepheniemeyer.com and count along with the Breaking Dawn countdown.


If someone you thought was your best friend betrayed you, stabed you in the back, embarrassed you, made you cry on purpose, or told bunch's of people your secrets post this on your profile.

If your unpopular and had a a friend who's popular and you aren't friends anymore post this on your profile


You Know You’re Addicted To Twilight When…

You have seriously considered cliff diving.

At the zoo, you give the wolves a wide berth.

Whenever someone asks how your food is, you say, ‘Well, it’s no irritable grizzly…’

Any time you hear the name Edward, you spin around going ‘WHERE?’

Anyone with pale skin and strange eyes is subject to strange looks from YOU

It’s perfectly acceptable to camp outside the bookstore for Breaking Dawn.

Harry Potter is old news.

You've added 'Volturi,' 'Volterra,' and 'Quileute' to your computer dictionary.

You jump at the chance to move to small, rainy towns.

People with extremely good looks and nice clothes are subject to RVT (Random Vampirism Tests)

It's normal to hold 'Bella MUST BE CHANGED' protests in the middle of large cities.

You create Random Vampirism Tests, which usually involve you, a knife and an artery.

Hot doctors are subject to RVTs. No exceptions.

Anyone who listens to Debussy/Muse/Claire DeLune is subject to glaring.

You aren’t scared of thunderstorms, you just wonder where they’re playing baseball this time.

It’s perfectly acceptable to edit your thoughts.

It’s perfectly acceptable to carry around a vial of animal blood, JUST IN CASE you get changed.


Roses are Red

Violets are blue

When god gave brains,

Where the hell were you!?


Sometimes I wish I could just be a little kid again. So when life gets tough you can just play pretend. I wanna go back to when Santa did exist. When your daddy was the only boy you ever kissed. When Disney World was the best place to be. When the only movies you could see were rated G. When your biggest problem was learning to write your name and people didn't change...and your friends were the same. And every time you were sad or you had a bad day you could just run to mommy and it would all be okay. I wanna go back to no hurt...and no pain...just laughter. When everyone always lives happily ever after.


EVER WONDER where we are heading...

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline:
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor,
while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a
"Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the
material used for the indestructible
black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when
they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro,
is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

Why they call the airport "the terminal"
if flying is so safe?


MAJOR LOL:

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."


Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.

I don't obsess, I think intensely.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!


Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...
So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!
This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner ...


"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
and so are you.
But the roses are wilted,
the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl is empty
and so is your head!"


Random Stuff:

“Everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Story:

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than five or six years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just five minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said, "I told Daddy to tell Mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from Target."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy, "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said, "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that Mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


Funny Sayings:

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

What happens if you scared to death twice?

People who say anything's possible haven't tried closing a revolving door.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well-aimed.

Parents spend the first years of your life telling you to walk and talk, then the rest of it telling you to sit down and shut up.

Paper may beat rock, but cannonball make big hole in paper.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was to stubborn to ask for directions.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

It's always the last place you look for it... of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

If silence is golden, if talking silver?

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

I'm not littering... just donating to the Earth.

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

fact:
80 of all teenagers would have a nervous break down if they saw Miley Cyrus on top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you are part of the 20 that would watch and start screaming, "Jump, bitch, jump!"


24 Things I owe to my Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

6. My mother taught IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home!"

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You're going to get it when we get home!"

17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!"

18. My mother taught me about ESP.
"Put your sweater on! Don't you think I know when you're cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.
"Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you're my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


A teenager is….

…. a person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number
…. A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast
…. A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday
…. Someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room
…. A whiz that can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can’t make a bed
…. A student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12 hours studying for her driver’s license
…. A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music–loud and very loud
…. An enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is usually too tired to dry the dishes
…. A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates the brother
…. A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week
…. A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off
…. A boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects the lawn needs mowing
…. An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.

Good friends are there through school. Best friends are there through life

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, freak?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance money.

BEST FRIENDS DON'T LET YOU DO STUPID THINGS... ALONE!

15 Things to do when your in a shopping centre!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy:No.

Girl: Choose—me or your life?

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and boy runs after and says..

The reason you don't cross my mind is becauseyou're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is becauseI would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is becauseyou ARE my life.

Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted.

A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now please slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
(She gives him a big hug)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girls are like
apples on trees. The best
ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
just get the rotten apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples
at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right
boy to come along, the one
who's brave enough
to climb
all the way
to the to of the tree.

When she acts shy- Say I Love You

When she runs away from you- Chase her

When she puts her face near yours- Kiss her

When she kicks and punches you- Hold her tight

When she is silent- She's thinking of how to say I Love You-

When she ignores you- She wants all your attention -

When she pulls away- grab her by the waist and never let go-

When you see her at her worst- tell her>she's BEAUTIFUL

When she screams at you-Tell her you love her, & you have to mean it-

When you see her walking- Sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist and give her a kiss -

When she's scared- Hold her and tell her everything will be okay' cause she's with you-

While she holds your hand- Play with her fingers.

When she looks like something's the matter-Kiss her and tell her not to worry

A True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad
-Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
-Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
-Grab her and don’t let go

When she start's cussing at you
-Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
-Ask her what’s wrong

When she ignore's you
-Give her your attention

When she pulls away
-Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
-Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
-Just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking
-Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
-Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
-Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
-Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
-Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn’t answer for a long time
-Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
-Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
-she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
-bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
-keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
-dont look away until she does

When she misses you
-she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
-the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
-she still wants you to be hers

Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.-

When she's mad
-hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her -because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back.

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and sad,-
hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up at you crying,-
the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this on your profile.

One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me

Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back, and yell I WANT JACOB BLACK

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me

So think you're too quiet,a bit anti-social?

Take the damn bull by the horns!

Ignore the loser who decided that's how you should be labeled,and pass on to them :''Hey,loser!Repeat who the idiot is?I believe you said that it was you and still is.''

You don't need any help deciding who and what exactly you are and want to be,so throw the damn label away.

Copy and Paste this.

Best friends are the people who will stick up for you,

Never laugh at you knowing that you'd hate that,

Always know what you like best,

Are the ones who care and love you,

Laugh at all you jokes even if they aren't that funny,

They'll make your laugh when you're feeling down,

They'll have their shovels ready to bury the one who made you unhappy,

They'll break the guy's face if he decides to break your heart.

So that means you've got to look out for them aswell,it's your job.

:D BEST FRIENDS .LIVE,LAUGH,LOVE :D

Copy and Paste if you have such people in your life.:)

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.

3. your first initial?

4. your month of birth?

5. which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. your favorite number?

8. do you like California of Florida more?

9. do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!

Paste this into your bio if you have ever burst out laughing in an empty room

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of that 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever felt guilty eating an apple because 'An apple a day keeps the Doctor away', copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish a certain fictional character was real, copy this to your profile!

You Know You Live In 2007 and 2008 When...
1) You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2) You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.
3) The reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have AIM/ Live Journal/ MySpace.
4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the buttons on the TV.
6) Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7)You read this list and keep nodding and smiling.
8) You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9) You were too busy to notice number five.
10) Now you're actually scrolling up to see what you missed.
11) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12) Put this on your profile if you fell for it! You know you did!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

Most writers don't know the difference between 'there', 'their' and 'they're', 'you're and 'your', 'its' and 'it's'. If you do know the difference and would like to throttle people who don't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile

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(='.'=)This is bunny. Put him in your profile and help him on his way to WORLD DOMINATION! Come to the dark side... we have cookies!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Twilight quiz

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Eclipse

How long did it take you to read the books?

week all four

Who introduced you to the books?

Some insane twilight obsessed frinds

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Buy!

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

Movie!

What's your dream ending to the series?

bella, nessie and ed die.

Who is your favorite character?

Jacob

Who's your favorite vampire?

Alice

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Jacob

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

Bella: i told u so has a brother jacob. he's called shut the hell up.

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

none

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

cinema with mike

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

Alice coing back in new moon

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

eclipse

Which book cover was your favorite?

new moon

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

yes

Twilight or New Moon?

twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

Eclipse

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Midnight Sun

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

midnight sun

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?

Movie

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward becuase she doesn't deserve Jacob

Bella or Edward?

kill them both

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

jacob

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Alice?

jasper

Jasper or Edward?

Jasper

Carlisle or Esme?

Carlisle

Emmett or Jasper?

jasper

Emmett or Jacob?

jacob

Bella or Rosalie?

Rosalie

Esme or Charlie?

esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

billy

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob

sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Embry

Werewolves or Vampires?

not YOUR FACE!! (translation to normal people: VAMPIRES!!)don't anyone say your face

WEREWOLVES

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? australia

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? astinishing

3. What can you hear right now? simspons

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Me: hi crystal

crystal (guniea pig): squeak

Me: love you too

5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? simpsons

6. Type your name with your elbow. idcrkil.

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? mirror

8. If you could be anybody from Twilight, who would you be? Girl version of Jacob

9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? writing next chapter of new dawn

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? stmcmcrci

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Torchwood, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, idril telperien

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed w/ Fanfiction, then copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you copy and paste anything, whether it relates to you or not, just to have more copy/pastes, copy and paste this into your profile- even if you don't!

If you have been opening the same door for well over a year but still can't remember if it is push or pull, copy and paste into your profile. (Damn tech room door...)

If you have ever forgotten how to spell hello... oh, you must know the drill by now. (What? It was sports day, I'd left my brain at home!)

If you don't think Orlando Bloom is God's gift to women, and can think of loads of people who are much hotter, copy/paste. FOR EXAMPLE: David Tennant, Johnny Depp, John Barrowman... I could go on and on.

WHOVIAN AND PROUD! If this applys to you, copy/paste/etc.

Whether it is between two men, two women or a man and a woman, LOVE is LOVE. If you agree, copy and paste, and help stop homophobia.
Just because I'm heterosexual doesn't mean I can't support this.

You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When...

1) You have read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse at least 3 times.

2) You own all above mentioned books.

3) You know that they're totally going to screw up Twilight the Movie, and
you want to see it anyway.

4) You have read everything on every page of Stephanie Meyers web site.

5) You have reread a lot of these pages.

6) You read fanfiction about Twilight.

7) You write fanfiction about Twilight.

8) At one point or another, you have had a screenname/username that says
something about Twilight or its characters.

9) You constantly count the days until Breaking Dawn comes out.

10) For a long while after you read Twilight/New Moon, you acted as a
missionary for the books, asking everyone you talked to if the had read
them.

11) If said people have not read Twilight, you insist that they read it,
because it is, and I quote, "the best book ever".

12) If anyone says something that goes against the statement that Twilight
is the best book on the planet, you immediately start to argue with them.

13) You stand firm by your belief that anyone who says that Twilight is just a crappy, unrealistic love story(and yes, believe it or not, I do know someone who has said this!) should be taken to the edge of a cliff and pushed off.

14) For months after you read it, Twilight was your favorite subject to talk
about.

15) When you found out you would have to wait until August of 2007 for
Eclipse to come out, you almost cried.(AN: this one kinda depends on when
you read the first two books, I guess!)

16) You argue with your friends over which member of the Cullen family you
like best.

17) You began reading fanfiction as a desperate attempt to read something
about Twilight, when you had already finished the books.

18) No matter how many times you read Twilight or Twilight-related stories,
you never get tired of it.

19) As you read this list, you are smiling and nodding at almost every thing
you read.

20) Even though you know it's impossible, you often wish that you were a
vampire.

21) Vampires are officially your favorite mythical creature ever.

22) Your personal motto is, vampires are cool, not scary.

23) You know that you are not crazy for being obsessed with Twilight; people
who don't understand it just haven't read the book.

24) When you hear that someone read Twilight and didn't like it or thought
it was stupid, you just shake your head and sigh.

26). You literally haunt Stephenie Meyer's website waiting for new information

27). You're driving your parents mad with your crazy countdowns

28). You're keeping track of all the "Eclipse Quotes of the Day" and trying to figure out what they all mean

29). Your home page is Stephenie Meyer's website

30). Your desktop has something to do with the Twilight Series

31). Your screen saver reads "Breaking Dawn: August 2, 2008"

32). You have both the original New Moon book and the New Moon Special Edition

33). You put your Eclipse poster in plain view so that everyone can see it

34). You can't believe that most people haven't read the books

35). You know all the characters so well that you feel as if you could write your own stories about them

36). You spend most of your day making up "What if...?" questions about all the different plot lines

37). You've actually read the play "Romeo & Juliet" just so you could find out how Jacob would die

38). You know you're addicted, but you don't care

39). You can't help saying, "I can't wait for August 2nd!" while everyone who isn't "in the know" stares at you like you're psyco

40). You're more excited about the release of Eclipse than anything to do with Harry Potter

41). When you found out that Breaking Dawn wasn't coming out until 2008, you have a mental breakdown

42). When you found out about Midnight Sun you had yet another mental breakdown

43.) You ACTUALLY noticed there was no 25.

The Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, letthemusicplay, -Jessica-Bella, xxDeath's Daughterxx, Lord Bathory, I. Michaela, Twilight-fan-14, xoxofanpire, idril teleperien

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control

If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your 3 best friends. If it's not one of them...it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just jumped off a bridge...damn, I'm gonna miss your sorry ass.

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family. So it's one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu...I think it's Collin.

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going, "We fucked up, huh?"

Keep staring I might do a trick

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put "u" and "i" together.
Woman: Really, I'd put "f" and "u" together.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8118423151811 = 98

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11141523125475 = 96
But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
120209202145 = 100

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2211212198920 = 103

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1191911919199147 = 118
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Middle School Drama

Girl: I'm always here for you

Boy: I know

Girl: What's wrong?

Boy: I like this girl so much

Girl: Talk to her

Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me

Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.

Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.

Girl: Then tell her.

Boy: She won't like me

Girl: How do you know that?

Boy: I can just tell

Girl: Well just tell her.

Boy: What should I say

Girl: Tell her how much you like her

Boy: I tell her that daily

Girl: what do you mean?

Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.

Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me

Boy: Wait. Who do you like?

Girl: Oh some boy

Boy: Oh... she doesn’t like me.

Girl: She does.

Boy: How do you know.

Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?

Boy: You

Girl: You're wrong, I love you.

Boy: I love you too.

Girl: So are you going to talk to her?

Boy: I just did.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

FRIEND:Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIEND:Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIEND: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIEND:Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIEND:Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIEND:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIEND:Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIEND:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME!

WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!"

FRIEND:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIEND:Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIEND:Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS:Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIEND:Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIEND:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIEND:Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIEND:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIEND:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIEND:Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIEND:Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIEND:You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIEND:Already knows not to tell.

FRIEND:Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIEND:Are for life.

FRIEND:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIEND:Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIEND:Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIEND:Will repost this crappp!!

FRIEND: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

BEST FRIEND: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIEND: Will help me learn to drive

BEST FRIEND: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

FRIEND: Will watch my pets when I go away

BEST FRIEND: Won't let me go away

FRIEND: Will help me up when I fall down

BEST FRIEND: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

FRIEND: Will bail me out of jail

BEST FRIEND: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

FRIEND: Will go to a concert with me

BEST FRIEND: Will kidnap the band with me

FRIEND: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

BEST FRIEND: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

FRIEND: Asks me for my number

BEST FRIENDS: Asks me for her number

FRIEND: Hides me from the cops

BEST FRIEND: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

FRIENDS: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

BEST FRIEND: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIEND: Are 4 Ever

I wear black so I must be a Goth.

I'm young so I must be naive.

I have good grades, so I must be a Nerd.

I love animals so I must become the crazy old cat lady.

I get depressed so I must be Emo.

I'm blonde so I must be an idiot.

I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm a white girl, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm pretty, so I must not be a virgin.

I have straight A's, so I must be easy.

I'm a virgin, so I must be prude

I'm a girl who actually eats lunch, so I must be fat.

I'm single, so I must be ugly.

I'm Christian, so I must hate homosexuals.

I love shopping, so I must be rich.

I hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up an stop, Post this.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

4 children die as a result of child abuse. 3 of the four children are under the age of four.

A report of child abuse happens every 10 seconds.

Child abuse happens in every socio-economical stand point, educational level, religion, and ethnicity.

Children who have been abused are 2.5 times more likely to abuse alcohol and 3.8 times more likely to abuse drugs.

1/3 of abused and neglected children will end up abusing thier own children-- thus continuing this horrid cycle of hate.

Child abuse is never the child's fault. Every day there are well over 9.6 million children in the U.S. alone who suffer silently. Afraid to expose the family secret. If you believe that child abuse is a horrible cycle that must be put to an end, post this on your profile. Let us become the becon of hope to those children who must fight the silent battle day by day. Together, we can end their suffering. Their lives already have so many stricksagainst them. Let us fight with them and let them all know that they are not alone and loved. Put this on your profile if you support the end of child abuse.

CONGRADULATIONS YOU HAVE SAFELY GOT PAST THE COPY AND PASTE AREA!!

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This one's called Decisions

Faced with choices everyday,

It is not an easy task.

No one wants to choose.

Do you get this or that?

It's never: Shoukd I get both?

Or choosing between two people you love,

Should you go with one of the other?

What will happen when you choose?

Will you make the right choice? Or the wrong?

It's hard to know which one

Gurantees the 'right' choice.

But there is no way of knowing

What'll happen in the future,

Or if that decision will affect you greatly.

So what'll it be?

No one knows...

It's all you,

So make the right choice when it comes

To little things like

Drugs, drinking, and smoking

Be smart and wise abotu those

Types of decisions

And make the 'right' one.

When it comes to choosing something

Like two people you love,

There's no 'right' or 'wrong'

It is all you.

It's simply life,

We ALL have to make decisions.

And that's a fact.

This one's called Forgive and Forget

We met in grade school

On the bus was where we were

Chatting away

Getting to know each other.

We became the best of friends

And inseperable.

But as we got older

The friendship fell apart;

She started dating and seeing guys.

Pushing all her friends away.

I just sat in the back, watching her

throw her life out the window.

But I never said anything.

I watched as she pushed me

Farther away from her

Making the wrong choices,

Choosing the wrong people,

Getting into fights;

In troubled relationships;

and so much more.

i just watched as she fell apart;

Broken when she realized,

What she has done to herself,

What she has done to others.

And what she has done to me.

Little did she know,

I was broken inside,

Yearning to step in,

And help my friend.

But how could I?

How could I help her,

When she pushed me away?

In tears, she has returned to me

Calling herself horrible names,

Calling herself a horrible friend.

I never said anything;

I just watched her fall apart,

Fall apart and breaking inside.

She begged for forgiveness,

Telling me she was wrong

All this time.

I simply looked at her,

Questions swimming in my mind.

Should I forgive her?

Should I help her?

Would she stay for good?

My answer was in my heart;

I threw my arms around her,

comforting one another.

Crying for all the troubles,

Crying for losing a friend,

Hugging each other for dear life.

I nkew we both had to start over,

To forgive. And to forget.

Everyone that hates stereotypes, put this on your profile. The bold ones apply to me.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.

I'm a SINGER, so I MUST think im better then everyone else.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm a DEMOCRATE, so I MUST not believe in being RESPONSIBLE

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm an equestrian, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging steal-your-money type of girl.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm INTO THEATURE &ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I DON'T LIKE THE SUN, so I MUST be an albino.

I Have No color To My Skin, So I must not like to sun.

I SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenagers who drink &smoke, so I MUST drink and smoke too.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of humor, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm DEFFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school,so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a loner.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED.

I SPOT GRAMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I Have A FRIEND WITH CANCER So I must feel sorry for them.

I DON’T cry easily, So I MUST not have emotions.

I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I am a PERFECTIONIST SO I MUST check everything 10 times and burts into tears at one mistake.

I am VERY SOCIAL, I MUST have no life.

I like FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist.

I am BLONDE so I MUST Be Too STUPID to do anything.

I am A Member of the C.A.P (Civil Air Patrol) so I must like war.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (I still love the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers! _ Is that bad? LOL)
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice. (I go to my Step Dad, WHO is incidentally the SHIZ!)
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.( is that a bad thing?)

Total: 24

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick. (I am hopelessly addicted to Chapstick.)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice
.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total:11

Boy side WINS!!!!!

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Post this on your profile to make someone smile!


Mommy... Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

But when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great, big CRACK!

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the Gold

When I went to school that day

I never said Goodbye

I'm sorry that I had to go, Mommy, please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another

And all because Johnny got the gun from his big Brother

Mommy, please tell Daddy; that I love him very much

And please tell Zach; My boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little Sister; that she's the only one now

And tell my sweet Grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; that the were all way the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class

And never forget this, Please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though deserves this

But Mommy it's not fair, that i left without a kiss

But Mommy it's not fair, that i left without a kiss

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry

Mom, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven, with the rest

When I heard that great, big CRACK! I ran as fast as I could

Please Mom, just listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the zoo, I wanted to get married and have a kid

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live!

But Mom, i have to go now, Tell my Zach; I'm sorry I had to cancel the date. Mommy, I love you, I know you know it's true.

And all I need to say is that, "Mommy, I love you."

In Memory of all those who died at Columbia and Virginia Tech

Please if you would, don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on, Many people will cry, Just keep this in your heart.

For those who didn't get to say... "Goodbye..."

Now you have 2 choices

1) Pass this onto others as 'Try not to cry

2) Don't Pass This On, And show how Cruel Hearted you really are!!

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916
Jasper Hale: Smoother Than You since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier Than You Since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You Since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever considered giving yourself a papercut on the lips so Jasper would come kiss you (before he sucks you dry) copy this onto your pro (But beware of Alice...)

Copy this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (It's okay, you can do it later...)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.)

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

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98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

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If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

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Paths To Entwine by AylenBc reviews
It's been years since the Cullens vanished from Bella's life. Now living in the cloudy city of Buffalo at the age of twenty-six, she's more than content with her life, spending her days doing what she loves the most. But when someone from her past returns and brings her a warning, Bella finds herself standing at crossroads of choices and decisions once again. AU, Bella x Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Bella, Carlisle
An Unexpected Romance by princessjolie reviews
Starts off in Frostbite when Adrian first meets Rose, at the porch at the lodge. And Rose has given Adrian a chance. She has no romantic tie to Mason, but sadly Mason still dies..sorry guys and i hope you enjoy!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 71,868 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Rose H., Adrian I.
Life is Not A Bed of Roses by emeraldroses394 reviews
Hermione's life is not how it seems. What happens one day in Potion's class that will change her life forever?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,333 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Kids! by VampireWannaBeXxxX reviews
Esme and Carlisle adopt! Watch how the children grow and interact and see what the world has in store for this family. All human. Rated T just in case. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 71 - Words: 106,668 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
In Sickness and in Health by VladMorgendorffer reviews
Rose Hathaway gets some bad news. She decides not to tell a soul, because they come first. What will happen when her disease gets worse? Will she make it to graduation? Set in [or around] Shadow Kiss.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,479 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Darkness by xxsezaxx reviews
Started off as a Oneshot. Rose gets sick due to missing out on a very important immunization for the dhampir race once a virus plagued the academies. Now Rose has to fight off not only a mind numbing virus, but the darkness as well. Can Dimitri save her from the shadows that refuse to let her go?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
My Favourite Girls by Justicerocks reviews
Ten year old Gabby isn't impressed that her older brother is getting married. That is until he tells he reminds her of one very important thing.
Chicago Fire - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,462 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Antonio D., Laura D.] G. Dawson - Complete
A Whole Different Life by Unemotional reviews
Rose has finally graduated but the queen sent her halfway across the world to guard Zach Sarcozy, Dimitri's father... Dimitri and Rose haven't met yet. DxR : R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,236 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Way It Could Have Been Part 2 by miraleeann reviews
Horrible events have taken place...can Harry and Sirius survive them? This story will most likely contain punishment in the form of spanking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 147,180 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Random Rose by AVampireEclipse reviews
Just for fun! A story with a few laughs. What happens when Rose gets a little incredibly hyped up from sugar and caffeine? Can her friends try and control her before she gets into too much trouble? A complete stupid & random story. Rose is pretty OOC It's an absolute PARODY.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,853 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Rose H.
Lily Potter and the Secret of Pellinore by Lela-of-Bast reviews
Chronicles the first year of Lily Potter as she struggles to find her place in Pellinore: the new house at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,600 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Lily Luna P.
Don't come back for me by Beaut reviews
She was sick of it, sick of everything, the name calling and the laughs, the slushie facials and constant fear when she walked the corridors of William McKinley High School.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,229 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Rachel B., Will S.
When Blood Isn't Always Thick by aalikane reviews
After Burt & Carole get married, Kurt believes his life is going to go perfect. He has a father, a step-brother, & a step-mother. What else could he ask for? Things change, when Carole starts treating him like the hired help, instead of her step-son.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,834 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
When It Rains by sexy-biker-voice reviews
After Edward left, Bella was kidnapped and tortured. Fortunately Alice saw her. Unfortunately, it was a year after she was taken. There might not be a Bella left to save. Warning: abuse of all kinds, OC, OOC Bella For good reason No Jacob. M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Bella, Edward
Just Another Manic Monday by spicypeppersauce reviews
Kurt has always had bad Mondays but today he's not feeling like his dolphin self. Will something happen to him? No worries, Blaine's here to save the day! KLAINE! :
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Hanging Onto A Thread by Heather78 reviews
After Sasha catches Emily , he has become like a daughter to him. And Emily wants to make Sasha proud......How far will she go to prove that?
Make It or Break It - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Sasha B., Emily K
Back to Normal by becky2102 reviews
Olivia battles the flu, and, of course, her relationship with her partner.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,815 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012
Caught On Camera by Crazy4Klaine reviews
What happens when Kurt attempts to throw a secret girls' night at Dalton? Blaine and the Warblers realize just how much they had underestimated Kurt Hummel. R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,851 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Second Chances by Mara Rome reviews
A mentor fic: When Snape discovers Harry is abused by the Dursley's, he is forced to teach Harry for the summer after the tri-wizard tournament. Will they eventually find the family they never had? No slash and Harry will never be Snape's biological son.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 226,813 - Reviews: 2854 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 2,450 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
In Search of Peace by xLady-Salvatore-Belikovax reviews
Two years ago, in the carcrash, Lissa died. But not before she managed to heal Rose, hence making her shadow-kissed. Rose didn't runaway; she stayed and she mourned her unknowing bondmate. AU - Alternate version of VA#1.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,398 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Rose H.
Almost Dead by BelleMoon reviews
Neferet drew a dagger and screamed as she pounced on me. I felt a sharp pain in my chest as I fell. I heard a woman's war cry and the sounds of a battle. “Worry not Priestess, you are in the hands of our Goddess Nyx,” and my world went black. NO Lemons!
House of Night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Zoey R., J. Stark
Of Weeds and Rose by Tibbins reviews
Rose is falling deeper into the Darkness. Can she overcome everything? Or will she be consumed by it? Angsty and dark. You are warned! RosexDimitri I suck at summaries, please read, if you don't like it you can always press back :D Winner of the VA Complete Family/Comfort story Rating M award. WOOOOO!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 39,721 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Sober up, Tuck by beezyland reviews
You like to think you know her, this girl you kiss by cars, sometimes in cars, but when you see her, crying in the arms of another, you realize you don't know her and she was always some else's from the start. Austin/Kaylie/Nicky
Make It or Break It - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Austin T. - Complete
Pushing It by zippitydoodaa321 reviews
Kaylie is determined, and this time it goes a little too far. Based off of "And the Rock Goes to." No Sasha/Kaylie romance, more like fatheresque. Oneshot. My first MIOBI story!
Make It or Break It - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Kaylie C., Sasha B. - Complete
Taken An Alternate Ending to Shadow Kiss by MadameRozaBelikova reviews
In the caves Rose is taken instead. Can Dimitri and the rest find her before it's too late and she joins the undead? Can Rose overcome the obstacles that stand in the way of her love and happiness? Can true love and friendship conquer all? Slightly OOC!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 60 - Words: 114,710 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Journey Back to the Top by AmyAm reviews
Payson Keeler finally gets the ok to train again. Will she every be as good as she was? Will she feel the same about gymnastics? How has she changed, and will she more likely to break the rules, like the no dating rule? Find out here!
Make It or Break It - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,829 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Payson K, Nicky R.
Keep Moving by secondchance123 reviews
Sequel to Living For. Lucy Curtis has run away from everything that she knows. When she comes back home can she remember her old self or will the new her crumble her old world? *T warning: violence, lang. and mention of drugs* sorry for bad summary!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 104,177 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Complete
It Never Ends by AVampireEclipse reviews
Bad things keep happening at St. Vladimir's Academy, attacks and kidnappings. Is Rose safe? and is Dimitri alive...or dead? A short Rose/Dimitri story. *Complete!, I think?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,178 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Every Action Has A Reaction by pheonixandsirens reviews
Lauren's attempt to make Emily look bad spins quickly out of control as her one action causes a tragedy that ripples outward effecting everyone it touches. Okay, sucky description, but first time trying, chapter 2 much better than chapter 1
Make It or Break It - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,935 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Emily K
Life Sucks by aerochik reviews
Steve's little sister Kaitlyn hates her life and everyone in it. Her brothers are never home and her father beats her senseless. Summary sucks...read and review! Might not be a one shot if I get enough reviews! Rated T for kids smoking and swearing
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Steve R.
Change of Scenery by ruthless527 reviews
Takes place after FB. Dimitri has accepted Tasha's offer so Rose leaves to complete her field trials at an academy in CA. As she starts to allow herself to love another, will Dimitri try to get her back?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 98,313 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Aftermath by pandoralovey reviews
It's been three months since she left when two bodies are found on the border, one with a stake in his heart and the other a girl with a bruised and marked neck that stayed at his side. Will Lissa and Adrian be able to handle it? is Rose really dead? R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,686 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Rose H.
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,216 - Reviews: 4262 - Favs: 4,475 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
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The Accident reviews
One-Shot, What actually happened during the accident that took the lives of Lissa's parents and Andre? Take a look to see how this tragedy affected Rose and Lissa's bond. Rose POV
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Rose H., Lissa D. - Complete
Emily Lies reviews
What if Emily's home life wasn't as good as eveyone thought? What if Chloe's Boyfriends weren't as kind as Emily played them out to be? Will anyone at the Rock see the pain in her eyes? Can anyone save her? No one may ever know, all because Emily Lies.
Make It or Break It - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Emily K, Sasha B.
Angel reviews
what if something happened to Emily? Something that wasn't under anyones control but god? Emily believes that everyone has a time and a place to live and to die, but what if her time came to early? what if she was taken from the world to soon?
Make It or Break It - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Emily K