Author has written 30 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Twilight, Chronicles of Narnia, Naruto, Merlin, Harry Potter, Monster Buster Club, Hunger Games, Alice, 2009, and Thor.
Hello! I'm Jo, welcome to my profile ;]
Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up to. ;]
Find a guy who calls you beautiful and not hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the whole world. Who thinks your just as pretty without make-up, who is constantly reminding you how much he cares for you and loves you, and how he must be the luckiest guy on Earth to have you. The one that turns to his friends and says, "That's her!"
You can call me Jo. I'm a girl (you probably figured out). I speak Spanish as well as English ;)
My birthday in on the 28th of December, so naturally my favorite season is winter. I have brown eyes and matching brown hair.
I'm a very nice person, as long as you're nice as well ;]
"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly! It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly ... stupid" - Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)
“You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?” - Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)
"Stop blowing holes in my ship!” - Captain Jack Sparrow
“You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place... sudden urge to jump?... I don't have it.” - Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribean: On Stranger Tides)
“If I don't kill a man once in awhile, people forget who I am.” - Blackbeard (Pirates of the Carribean: On Stranger Tides)
“How is it we can never meet without you pointing something at me?” - Angelica (Pirates of the Carribean: On Stranger Tides)
"It's King Edmund, actually. Just King though. Peter's the High King. awkward pause I know, it's confusing." - Edmund Pevensie (Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian)
"The world is a filthy place. It’s a filthy goddamn horror show. There’s so much pain, you know? There’s so much…" - Tate Langdon (American Horror Story)
"Hi, I'm Tate. I'm dead. Wanna hook up? I don't think so." - Tate Langdon (American Horror Story)
--The Hunger Games
Cato/Clove; Haymitch/Maysilee; Marvel/Glimmer; Peeta/Katniss; Gale/Madge
Draco/Hermione; Blaise/Ginny; Harry/Pansy; Harry/Ginny; Neville/Luna; Lily/Snape
Kol/Bonnie; Klaus/Caroline; Stefan/Rebekah; Elena/Elijah; Jeremy/Anna; Jeremy/April
Edmund/Lucy; Peter/Susan; Eustace/Jill; Caspian/Liliandil
--Once Upon a Time
Darling Pan; Sleeping Hook; Jefferson/Emma; Bae/Emma; Rumbelle
SasuSaku; NejiTen; ShikaIno; NaruHina
Stiles/Lydia; Derek/Erica; Scott/Allison; Isaac/Allison
If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile.
Copy/Paste this to your profile if you don't get what's so scary about a raven saying "Nevermore" over and over again.
If you talk to yourself sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you you think a TV show about the Pevensies during the golden age (Or even during their non-Narnia time In England) would be the best TV show ever and you'd totally watch it every time it was on, Copy/Paste this onto your profile. (Hey if enough of us copy/paste this, maybe someone will actually make it happen someday!)
If you think The Little Match Girl is the saddest story ever written copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're one of those people who gets excited when they get a new review, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are one of the few people who don't have or want to have a myspace, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a person that loves fairy tales, mermaids, knights, swords, bows or anything of the sort, and in spite of what grown-ups tell you of these things you will always keep on believing; copy, paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If You Have Your Own Little World, Copy And Paste This Into Your Profile!
92 percent of teens would die if Edward Cullen (a.k.a. Robert Pattinson) said breathing was not cool. If you would be one of the 8 percent who would die laughing on the floor, put this on your profile.
*mine* If you are one of the people who watch the Twilight series only to see Jacob (a.k.a. Taylor Lautner) shirtless, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are completely obsessed with and/or have a major crush on Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Lord Cutler Beckett or James Norrington and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and put the ones you like in Italics and Underline.
I don't care what you say! I AM A PIRATE AND THAT'S THAT! (Copy and paste this in your profile if you are a Pirate!)
Now, Disney made the Pirates of the Caribbean films and it was a big success! If you love the POTC series and think that it will soon be a everlasting classic of Disney, copy and paste.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you share your birthday with somebody famous, copy this into your profile and put the names of the celebritys into the brackets. (David Archuleta, Denzel Washington, Maggie Smith)
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
If you dare to say the Dark Lord's name, copy and paste this into your profile.
If every time you hear the word "rum", you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you daydream 24/7, copy this into your profile.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness shall be rewarded.
The trouble with life is that there's no background music.
If you think that Jack Sparrow is the BEST pirate out there, copy this.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you like chocolate, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals, copy and paste this into your profile
If you or your best friend (or both of you) is insane, copy this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If when you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else, copy/paste this on your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds... copy/paste this into profile.
If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
98% of teenagers are or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, down the stairs, or just on plain FLAT SURFACES... Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you are highly perturbed by the pairing Hermione/Snape... Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like the cold and to walk in the moonlight, copy this onto your profile.
If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obssesed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
Yaoi/yuri isn't fandom, it's perversion. STOP CHARACTER ABUSE! Copy paste this into your profile if you agree.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile
If you think that flamers should get a life and stop trying to discourage people, paste this into your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you think life would be dull and dreary without technology, copy and paste this into your profile
If you like to read what people have in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think world peace is a great cause, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.
98% of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever shouted at people on TV what you want them to do, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you don't like being criticized, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you HATE it when people tell you what to do, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you constantly slip into your own little world, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were watching on TV during a commercial break, copy and paste this to your profile.
Help spread the love of DRAMIONE around! Post this on your profile if you love DRAMIONE.
If you hate obnoxious, snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.
If murders make you sick copy and paste this in your profile.
If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.
...I'm your baby. You don't know me yet, I'm only a few
You found out about me today, Mommy! You were so excited, you couldn't
Today was the day you told Daddy. You were so excited to tell him about
Finally, you can see me! Your stomach is a little bit bigger, and
I can move my hands and feet now, Mommy. I do it because you put your
Daddy came to see you today, Mommy. I got really scared. He was acting
You didn't talk to me tonight, Mommy. Is everything okay?
It's been three days since you saw Daddy. You haven't talked to me or
I'm 21 weeks old today, Mommy. Aren't you proud of me? We're going
...Mommy, I'm getting scared. Your heart is still beating, but I don't
Mommy, what are they doing to me!? It hurts! Please make them stop! It
Don't worry Mommy, I'm safe. I'm in heaven with the angels now. They
Why, Mommy? Why did you do it? Don't you love me any more? Why did you
I love you, Mommy.
Every abortion is just…
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
I hate it when I have something to say and nobody listens to me.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this, won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. ;]
A 15 year-old girl holds hands with her 1 year-old son. People call her a slut, but no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No one knows he had a serious injury to his face while he was fighting for our country in the war. People call a women bald, but they don't know she has cancer. Put this on your page if you are against bullying and stereotyping.
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus and carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart.
Don’t wait until it’s to late to thank him the right way. Tell him you love him and make sure he knows you’ll always be his little boy or girl every chance you get.
If you love your dad, post this on your profile.
I love you, Dad. Even though you'll never read this.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her