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Joined 10-15-09, id: 2116004, Profile Updated: 01-03-11
Author has written 12 stories for Twilight.

Most people don't get the picture unless the flash is on.

I'm eighteen. I am in love with Lil Wayne & Drake.

Twilight is bad habit that I refuse to give into.

Sucker for Edward/Bella.

Don't PM to ask me to read stupid sh*t.

assonance-asphyxiation.

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Confessions of a Teenage Heartthrob reviews
REVAMPED. Edward Cullen's life is just so damn crazy that he's going to tell you all about it. AH, Canon pairings. Language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,618 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Chemistry of Physics reviews
One-shot. Who knew six people could find love in a boring Physics class? AH, AU, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Complete
Rap Relations reviews
One-shot. Three rap titles used to describe the relationships between three couples & the dynamics of their love. Canon pairings; AH, AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Compelling Compassion reviews
One-shot. Six teenagers, all affected by one event. Yet, among the pain, they find love. Canon pairings. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Complete
Love in the Lockers reviews
One-Shot. Who knew that one bouquet of flowers could change Edward Cullen's day so completely? Canon pairings, AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward - Complete
Prerogative Prom reviews
One-shot. Bella only wants to go to Prom with one person, but will he realise his feelings in time for Forks High's most anticipated night of the year? AH, canon-pairings. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete
Cooking Class Chaos reviews
One-shot. Edward starts a cooking class and invites Bella along. All the other swooning girls vying for Edward's attention don't bother Bella, right? AH, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,547 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Complete
Smells Like Teen Spirit reviews
Carlie Renesmee Cullen lives with her single father and Hollywood actor, Edward Cullen. Watch how Edward questions his parenting skills & Carlie finds love and the satisfaction of finding her long-lost mother. AU AH Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,076 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Lifeless Love reviews
One-shot. Not even time, absence or distance can change the way they feel about each other. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elevator Escorts reviews
One Shot. Reclusive Edward and shy Bella are thrown into an elevator for a short while. What will they make of their time? AH, AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Christmas Eve Endeavours reviews
One-Shot. Bella Swan doesn't like Christmas Shopping. Edward Cullen doesn't mind being her shopping partner. Especially when mistletoe is involved... AU, AH. Written for the festive season!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Liquid Sun reviews
As the blazing sun shines on L.A, Edward Cullen & Bella Swan must open up to each other - in more ways than one. AU, AH, Canon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,915 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete