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Author has written 1 story for Spirit Bear series, Ben Mikaelsen.
Ummm... This is my profile... you already knew that, though.
Name: David Jenkins III (Not really, but that would be amazing. You know, if I was a dude.)
Age: between 8 and 8,000
Movies: Harry Potter, Vampires Suck, Monsters Inc. (They're making a third one :3 )
These are my favorite bands. -puts on hipster glasses- You probably never heard of them (or most of them. Or... five of them. Or more. You know, it depends)
About Me: ...Just ignore this section
For my next trick, I will copy and paste quotes from my Facebook profile!
'"I feel like, like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain."' -Mah smexy Iggy
'"Nope. We're kinda more low- tech than that. Like, having Kleenex would be a huge step for us."' -Max
"You... are... a...fridge... with... wings...we're... freaking... ballet... dancers." -Mah not-as-smexy-as-Iggy Fang
British announcer dude: The question was 'What does KITT stand for', and the answer is not... what did you put?
"Iggy, I need you. I love you. I need all of you, all five of you, to feel whole myself. Now get up, before I kill you."
"Everybody's getting Terminator but us!"
"Isn't that just like a Cahill? Why say something when you can turn it into a feng shui puzzle at the Great Wall of China?" -- Nellie (the 39 Clues)
"Why can't you just lie and cheat like the others? Can't you see that's better than beign nice one minute and then turning around and selling us out? It may be very Cahill, but it stinks. Grace had a saying: fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, I'll conk you with this pet carrier!" -- Dan Cahill (the 39 Clues)
"That's a really terrible band, I can tell by the lyrics... I think it might be us."- Haley Williams (Don't like Paramore. Go ahead, shun me.)
"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan
"Starting today, we're gonna start to blog like hardcore Microsoft nerds."
"...someone decided to throw a bottle that was full, and they had really good aim, and it landed on my face."
"It's ironic that after a bunch of shows where we got pelted with bottles, nothing happened, and then the one show where like five bottles get thrown, it's like, 'Bang!'"
"['Crazy' is] about all the bad things in the world. It could've been a 12-minute song with each verse about a different topic, but that wouldn't work," he said. "So it's about a few specific things: the gap between the rich and the poor around the world ... how women are objectified in the media, and all the stereotypes they're supposed to live up to."
"Apparently I have a big fat Asian head."
"mah belly demands sacrifice..."
'How I Feel' is the best story in the Spirit Bear category.