Alyss Mainwaring
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Joined 10-15-09, id: 2116372, Profile Updated: 02-14-15
Author has written 102 stories for Trickster series, Ranger's Apprentice, Protector of the Small Quartet, Song of the Lioness, Redemption of Althalus, Beka Cooper series, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Inheritance Cycle, Brotherband Chronicles, How to Train Your Dragon, and Circle of Magic.

I was just exploring the login section of this site and found out (actually I knew it before but never really bothered) that you can read the reviews that you gave once upon a time. It records your latest 300 reviews and so, being curious I went down and looked at the earliest review there.

I was disappointed to note that it was from 2011.

Having only reviewed 30 times last year, I have decided that it was a selfish wish to ask for more people reviewing my stories when I spend most of my time not reviewing myself. So instead I have decided to work on something this year.

I am going to review what I read. I understand that there are a lot of people who already do this and have committed to review everything they read, but I am wanting to take it one step further.

For every person who reviews on my stories, I am willing to review one of theirs (obviously there are limitations such as anon reviewers and those without stories). This is going to be my thing now and I expect people to hold me to it :)

Don’t be afraid to review and then later on comment on how I haven’t review yet.


Hi and welcome :) Every now and then I actually clean up this profile but that doesn't happen often :) Every time I do however I re-write this section. I guess I can't get it to my satisfaction :) Have fun reading this and/or my stories! And now onto the everything else section...


What could go wrong thud nope that’s fine that always happened

I gave up Jesus for lent

I never finish anyth

Have a nice cup of shut the hell up

I love math- 11=11

Trust me. I'm a Jedi.

Jesus Saves- passes to Noah- He shoots! He scooores!

God said to jesus come fourth but he came fifth

Bad spellers of the world, UNTIE!

I reject your reality and substitute my own

Welcome to the dark side. Why are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Global warming killed Frosty

Screw world peace- I want a pony

The police never think its as funny as we do

Forget love- I'd rather fall in chocolate

Dyslexics have more nuf

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minuet of it.

I don't get drunk, I get awesome

I love cats. But I can't eat a whole one.

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

Why is it considered necessary to naildown the lid of a coffin?

Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why dosen't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

If a person with multiple personalities theatens suicide, is that consisdered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed would milk come out of her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why people appear bright until you hear them speak?

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

75% of people who read that tried to lick their elbow, and you are now smiling because that's exactly what you did.

Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

Things you are NOT allowed to do in Ranger's Apprentice, and what will happen to you if you do.

1. You are NOT allowed to sing "Greybeard Halt". Halt will make you spend the night in a tree. A PINE tree O.O

2. You are NOT allowed to answer a question with another question. Halt will glare at you and make you feel stupid.

3. You are NOT allowed to say "But I thought..." Halt will say "you're and apprentice. You're not supposed to think" or "If you thought about it, you wouldn't ask"

4. You are NOT allowed to give Tug more than one apple a day. Halt will say "One is quite enough." Tug however, will tend to dissagree.

5. You are NOT allowed to question Halt's skills for ANY reason. Odds are he'll kill you. Painfully.

6. You are NOT allowed to tell anyone that Halt's not really grim all the time. He'll knock you into next week and then kill you.

7. You are NOT allowed to sing "We're off to see the wizard" on your way to visit Malcolm. He'll turn you into a lizard.

8. You are NOT allowed to send your Christmas wishlist to Erak. He'll brain you with a battleaxe. After stealing everything on the list.

9. You are NOT allowed to sing "Santa's comin' to town" when you see Erak coming. He'll brain you with a battleaxe.

10. You are NOT allowed to ask why, exactly, Keren's name is Keren. He'll hypnotize you.

11. You are NOT allowed to sing "Dude looks like a lady" when you see Keren. He'll throw a blue rock at you.

12. You are NOT allowed to hum the James Bond theme while tracking things with Halt. He'll shoot you with an arrow.

13. You are NOT allowed to hum alien music as you near Healers Clearing. Malcolm will kill you.

14. You are NOT allowed to use the "Green Giant" jingle when you see Trobar. He'll steal your puppy.

15. You are NOT allowed to to talk about your wonderful recipe for clam chowder in Skandia. You'll be brained.

16. You are NOT allowed to iceskate on the pond in Skandia. You'll be assigned to the paddles (But hey, at least you'll get to stare at Will)

17. You are NOT allowed to kill Alyss and Evanlyn when they stare at Will with you. Will will NOT marry you (Shame...)

18. You are NOT allowed to sing the munchkin theme song around Will. He'll shoot you.

19. You are NOT allowed to call Halt "Lucky the Leprichon" he'll kill you.

20. You are NOT allowed to ask Will about Crocodiles. He'll think you've gone mad.

21. You are NOT allowed to ask Halt to do an impersonation of Demo Man. He'll shoot you.

22. You are NOT allowed to switch Halt's coffee to decaf. You will die a slow painful death.

23. You are NOT allowed to oil the hinges on the door of Halt's cabin. He'll kill you if the intruders don't.

24. You are NOT allowed to threaten Will. Horace will challenge you to single combat and stick you with his dagger.

25. You are NOT allowed to ride Tug. He will throw you off and Will will shoot you for trying to steal his horse.

26. You are NOT allowed to write out the key to the Couriers Code. Crowley will rant and shoot you so full of arrows you will be remembered in death as 'The Porcupine'.

27. You are NOT allowed to fight a mad axeman with only your two knives. Gilan will throw you off a cliff so that he doesn't have clean up the mess.


Good lines I am going to hopefully use in stories. If you want one, drop me a message and I wont use it. Yes I know where these are from. I just want to challenge myself :) Italics means that I have used it in one of my many stories...


"90% of people I want to murder horribly. I have to keep reminding myself about the other 10%: Gandhi, Johnny Depp, and that guy who hands out full-sized candy bars on Halloween."

"I'm trapped in the phone-booth at the corner of walk and don't walk."

"You again?" he exclaimed in frustration. "How many times have I tried to summon the Devil and instead YOU show up?"

"Nothing like the smell of brutal irony in the morning!"

"This will end in suffering. Luckily, I still have some say in who will suffer."

"Someone took their demented pills today."

"Some things don't have to make sense. In this case it's probably better if it doesn't."

"All in all, I think the world needs less ethics and more fire."

"Well this is a good quality long, awkward pause."

"I swear to drunk I'm not God."

"I'd laugh. And then I'd run."

"Good evening sir and or madam."

"Stop opening portals to hell!"

"Your hair just makes everyone hungry. It's a good thing."

"I laugh at man pain."

"My dead body would appreciate that."

"And then I remembered I had a nose."

"I'd share my liver but not my food."

"Maniacal laughter is inappropriate and unbecoming."

"I'd imagine things would just start falling out of there."

"I'm as dead as I want to be."

"It tastes like concentrated EVIL."

"Fine. I hope you dance till you burn."

"You can't have slaughter without laughter."

"Did you bring the holepuncher?"

"Sir. The pancakes are burnt. I think we have a serious issue on our hands."

"A day without slaughter is a day wasted!"

"You put the pathetic in apathetic!"

Pasta is sexy, honey, and you know it.

"Time moved slower than Alice's fall down the rabbit hole."

Once upon a wintertime

Just what am I supposed to do with 12,000 bullfrogs?

A little to the left

Dammit, Harry, those petunias were for my mother.

"Now I know that smell isn't all me!"

"If she got into hell, the Devil would toss her her own matchbook and say start your own!"

"She was up for the part as well, but then they found her in a salt pond."

"You just have a strange taste in new cities, all things considered."

"I'm not dead..."
[pause]
" Shit, I'm dead?"

C1: You are hateful, ungrateful and to stupid to put your head on straight.
C2. Well, that explains everything.
C1. Explains what?
C2. Why you can't get enough of me.

C1: I'm death walking, what else is there to say?
C2: You have pretty eyes?

C1: I told you to play nice.
C2: I did.
C1:You shot him!
C2: He wouldn't shut up.

You vandalized a ferret?

C1: “Do you want to die stupid?”
C2: “Yes!”

“My powers can only be used for good.”

"You are evil! You are just about the most evil thing I can think of! The only thing eviler than you is the L-Block in Tetris!"

"I can't tell if he looks mesmerised or terrified. Mesmerfied?"

"You villain! What dastardly deeds are you planning? What horribly maleficent plots are young hatching within your insidious mind? Tell me, damn you!"
"Well...at the moment I'm making some cocoa."

"I'm going to drink until my internal organs start a revolution and leave."

“If those two ever meet, they’ll either learn a lot from each other, or kill each other. Want to try it? I’m taking bets.”

I've always believed in the one, two, three rule: one horrific life-threatening accident is an accident; two are a coincidence; and three means you really need to consider another line of work.

After that Sunday, I decided that anyone saying 'Don't worry, nothing could possibly go wrong' was really asking for a punch in the jaw.

"Unfortunately, I didn't even have 'It seemed like a good idea at the time' as an excuse this time around."

"So tell me, just how did you manage to make it snow in Biology class?"

"I'd like to see a problem that can't be solved with explosives."

“You learn more if you don't knock."

My Grandmother has more connections than a mob boss.

"[sigh] Why is genocide never the answer?"

"What do you mean the bathroom walls are covered in jello!?"

"Your foe is well equipped, well-trained, battle-hardened. He believes his gods are on his side. Let him believe what he will. We have the tanks on ours."

"There is a fine line between bravery and stupidity. You've crossed that border so many times they've stopped asking for your passport."

‘You know, there are three levels of stupid. There's the kind of stupid you do without thinking about it and never realise, there's the kind of stupid that bites you in hindsight, and there's the kind of stupid where you know it's stupid and you decide to do it anyway. That right there was a little bit of each one.'

C1: "Do you trust me?"
C2: "No."
C1: "Good. One of us needs to be the voice of reason here."

"The universe can go fuck it self. We tried to be civil with it, and look where that got us."

"I don't want to know why there's a swimming pool in the basement. I don't care. I just want it gone."

C1: "Do not mock me, [name]. I know where you sleep, and you are a heavy sleeper."
C2: "That's an understatement. I'm f*ing bombproof."

C1- Have you no conscience!
C2 - Of course I do! It's in a little silver box at the back of my closet screaming, "Let me out, let me out! You're making bad choices!"

"Aaah, thats what I was missing. Threat of injury and/or death."

Can I enjoy a cupcake while evil is being unleashed upon us?

"He might as well just hand his balls over now and be done with it."

“Woah, did you see that!? What the heck was that?”
-sigh- “Well, come on, let’s go find a restroom.”
“Huh? Why?”
“ ‘Cause in about five minutes all hell’s gonna break loose and we’ll be too busy runnin’ for our lives to stop.”

C1: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
C2: You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm.

-And then there's me, just getting high off markers.

-Make me special... I want to be so d@mn special!

-Don't look down, just look forward.

-Look deep inside of yourself and THEN try and tell me you don't know what you did wrong!

-Oh look who decided not to become zombie pancakes.

-See, there's this thing called tact. Something you obviously were deprived of.

-It's like happy, happy sparkle time! Without the sparkles... and the happiness.

-How does someone end up stuck in a pickle jar anyways?

-I think we went wrong when we handed leadership over to the goldfish.

-When this is over you owe me some chocolate, tissues, and a session with a good therapist.

"Another bad piece of advice"

"It's like a Segway with a training wheel."

"IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE FROM MATH JOKES TO LUBE JOKES."

"...Is it a surprise that *I* got it right?" "YES!"

- "Oh, I see that our dear dog has just relearned that the glass door isn't actually intangible.

- "Isn't it amazing what you can do with a sleeping roommate, a cat, and a little flashlight?"

- "Some people prefer to kill two birds with one stone; I like to challenge them to kill two stones with one bird."

People say that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But what are you supposed to make when all life will give you is a five dollar bill, a bag of clothes and a watch?

"Test out the strange glowing liquid!"

"No, I'm not the ironic Messiah, or what have you. Prior to breakfast this morning, I was an atheist burning toast, but evidently now I'm supposed to go around and burn sinners or something."

"You villain! What dastardly deeds are you planning? What horribly maleficent plots are young hatching within your insidious mind? Tell me, damn you!"
"Well...at the moment I'm making some cocoa."

". . . and if that doesn't work, I guess we'll have to reboot the shark."

It was hard to avoid stupidity in the world when the world was practically breeding it.

"Wherever you are, I commend you on your excellent scheming, your magnificent wardrobe choices and most of all your virtually undetectable hiding places, but the spying is getting a little creepy."

"Yeah, scientists are so smart. Three centuries later and they still haven't figured out what really happens to the light in the fridge when you shut the door."

“Let’s see… Pepsi, Sprite, or glow worms?”

That woman has buried more husbands than a mortician of the same age.

"You are the worst god ever."
"Well, excuuuuse me, Princess. Its not like creation comes with a friggin manual or anything!"
"Actually it does." The priest noted.
"Gimme that. Yes...Yes...Oh hey! Divine Wrath!"

"have you got any more remarkably unuseful ideas?"

"I'm going to drink until my internal organs start a revolution and leave."

"I'm a historian, not a mathematician."

"Yes, but nothing beats vinegar for getting the 'dead body' smell out of the carpets."

"You learn more if you don't knock."

“Oh, it's nothing that a cyanide capsule won't fix.”

“My God, good and evil have formed an alliance to destroy neutral!”

I can’t remember if I’m the good twin or the evil one.

“If those two ever meet, they’ll either learn a lot from each other, or kill each other. Want to try it? I’m taking bets.”

She wasn't sure if he was dead or not, but didn't have anything long enough to poke him with from a safe distance.

He counted on winning, or at least, getting out with his body in one piece.

I've got 6 slugs in me. Two are lead, the rest are bourbon

I've always believed in the one, two, three rule: one horrific life-threatening accident is an accident; two are a coincidence; and three means you really need to consider another line of work.

After that Sunday, I decided that anyone saying 'Don't worry, nothing could possibly go wrong' was really asking for a punch in the jaw.

It was one of those mornings when I really wished I hadn't quit drinking.

It was nine in the morning. It was way too early for man-slaughter.

"If you're going to kill yourself, you should at least make it as inconvenient as possible for everyone else."

"Close the window, will you? They're shooting people down at the church again."

Ever have that feeling? You know, when you wake up, hit your alarm, and realize that the second you open your front door, your life would never be the same?

The last time you said 'hmm', we got arrested, so I think I reserve the right to know why you're going 'hmm'."

"Whoops."
"That didn't sound good. Something wrong?"
"No, nothing wrong, that's just the problem. It worked."
"Huh?"
"It wasn't supposed to work, it was supposed to break."

"I bet I can vaporize this pencil using only a shot of vodka and some kitchen roll."

"There is no way that should have worked"

"Unfortunately, I didn't even have 'It seemed like a good idea at the time' as an excuse this time around."

"So tell me, just how did you manage to make it snow in biology class?"

“Let me introduce you to my spoon, Zorgonblast. And while I’m at it, let me introduce you to my tea kettle and pie tin.”

1: Ninjas or Pirates?
2: Pirates, oh always pirates...
1: Why?
2: When have you ever seen a Ninja with a wench?
1: Ah yes, but then again, when have you ever seen a Ninja?
2: ...
1: *smug smile at irrefutable logic*
2: Touché

"You're nuts! Screw that - your whole family's nuts!"
"Well we're part pecan from my mom's side and part pistachio from my dad's. And I have a half-brother who's part peanut but he's a legume so I don't think he really counts."

The chickens. They were still alive. And they were angry.

"I'd like to see a problem that can't be solved with explosives."

"I've got you now, fiend!"
"Thats what you think! Now face the fury of my ninja!"
"Thats a toaster."
"A ninja toaster!"
"I'm pretty sure its a regular toaster."
"You are more preceptive than I anticipated. Now time for my dramatic escape!"

What did you want to be when you grew up.
"God-Emperor of Mankind. Failing that, interior decorator."

"That's just like you, (insert character name here). All talk and no bacon."

"I am not God, I cannot manipulate space in this manner!"

"I am The Voice! You cannot tell me what to do!"

"Does this place smell like fabric softener to you?"

"He has the brain. That's it, it's over."

"This is how we play the game: first, you run away, second, I chase you, third, we battle somewhere dark and scary, fourth, you kill me... Wait, no, that can't be right."

"Shall I warn you of your impending doom?"

'I'm afraid to open my locker, [name] might be hiding inside it!"

"So are you telling me that bacon isn't a vegetable?"
"No... no, it's not."
"Damn, this vegetarian thing is gonna be harder than I thought!"

"Your foe is well equipped, well-trained, battle-hardened. He believes his gods are on his side. Let him believe what he will. We have the tanks on ours."

We've run into scorpions the size of battle tanks, three men died from plague last week. I've sweat enough to fill a lake, my boots got sucked into a sink-swamp and the trees are so thick in places, you can't squeeze between them. I love this place! It's just like home!

"Competence on the battlefield is a myth. The side which screws up next to last wins, it's as simple as that."

"Incoming fire has the right of way."

" Though the artifices of evil are many, a shotgun kills just as assuredly."

"I am not your worst nightmare. I am your EVERY nightmare."

"Show me a fortress and I'll show you a ruin."

"Dude, I haven't washed them in like three years..."

"Ah, I see you've brought me my foghorn! Good job, Perkins!"

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.

There can't be a crisis today, my schedule is already full.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

If you don't stand behind our troops...feel free to stand in front of them.

The weather forecast for tonight: Dark.

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito

My world used to be neat and orderly. Everything made sense. I could've told you exactly what I would've been doing tomorrow. I could've told you exactly what I would've been doing ten years from tomorrow. But then.. I met you."

"Boys are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped."

"It's amazing the feats one can accomplish when they're bored."

"I was walking through the store, buying ant killer and weed killer and all these KILLERS, when I suddenly thought... 'pie.'"

"I have this thing I like to call 'People Hate.' It gets me in trouble...a lot."

"Simple minds are easily entertained. Complex minds are entertained by simple minds"

"I'm telling you, he's part ninja! AND he controlls the weather!"

During a long, dramatic speech:
C1: *interrupts* Do you have a band aid?
Character making speech: *stares*
C1: Sorry, it's just that I just ripped off a hangnail, and now my finger's bleeding.

"You're allowed to have the initial reaction of wanting to punch him in the face."

It was the beginning fo time... A Tuesday if I remember correctly...

It's not often that God appears in your office, even if you are a priest, and especially not if you're an atheist priest.

It was a dark and stormy night... Again. John swore that if they didn't pass the Anti-Weather Magic Act soon he was going to do something that only the witch down the road would regret.

Sometimes she wondered if chocolate wasn't invented to control the population.

"What? Why are the marshmallows invading, Quincy?"

"So you're going to kill me. With your magic wand. I see."

"Please don't play golf with my crystal balls."

I miss my monster more than anything else.

I don't give a damn what they say. I'm the right kind of wrong.

"Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil."

Don't hit kids! Seriously. They have guns now.

(Name) knew it was an off day when she found herself face down on a paisley patterned rug, hands bound behind her back with demons surrounding her, chanting menacingly.

"What doesn't kill you makes you the villain."

"Evil? No, not really. I'm a realist. Come to think of it, that is so much scarier. What does it say about the world we live in?"

"I will slap you with a fish."

"Because you're an idiot."

"When one is in my position, they either conquer the world or learn the piano. And I am rather tone deaf."

"They say death frees you from fear and pain, so the way I see it, I'm hardly doing anybody any disservice and with the way I'm going right now, you'd think someone would come up to me every once in a while and thank me for slitting their little brother's throat, maybe even buy me a cup of coffee or something, but nooooooo."

(Off to the side, speaking to no one as if the victim isn’t there) Doesn’t she look beautiful, with her blood alight in the moon? It’s a pity I’ll have to kill her.

"If I am as inhuman as you say I am, then what I'm about to do won't count as cannibalism."

(watching passively as hero slaughters his way through henchmen) "I should really invest in a dog."

"We ruled the world once, you know. Before religion, before society and civilization. We killers, we rapists and monsters. Before humanity forgot that it was an animal, we were the kings of that sat on those primal thrones. We were Fenris and Jörmungandr. The Grendel and the Grey Man and the Big Bad Wolf. We're the reason you never forgot to fear the dark."

'Imagine, if you will, a scale of my homicidal urges toward you right now. Now, imagine if you will a big red arrow pointing to the end labelled 'DISEMBOWELLMENT'

"Don't you ever shut up? No wonder your friends aren't coming to rescue you."

"Ours could be the epic struggle that would fill volumes of history books, but, I've never been that much of a reader. How but we just skip to the part where I kill you."

"I have the secrets of the universe stored 'neath my hat."

"This looks like a job for...HAM!"

“It’s as if the universe is conspiring to keep me alive.”

"Did you just… lick me?”

"Don’t mind me. I’m very flammable.”

"What are you doing?”
“It’s ‘Write to an Old Person’ Day.”

"We have to sacrifice ourselves to save the world!”
“Couldn’t we just press that button that says ‘Save the World’?”
“No!”
“Why not?”
“That’s way too anticlimactic!”

"I’ll have you know I am exceedingly good at taking hostages!”

Jeez. You kill someone all of one time, and suddenly they think it’s okay to stalk you forever.

"Are you okay in there?”
“Um, no… I may have just sold my soul to the devil.”

“…Yeah, that’s called murder, and it’s generally frowned upon by society.”

"The enemy of my enemy is the next one to die."

"Philosophers, theologists, and politicans can talk there throats hoarse about whether or not something is moral or right. Scientists simply say 'Yes, but can it be done?'"

"Why did you do it?"
"What 'it' do you refer to?"
"All the death and destruction! All the chaos you caused! There must have been some reason, some justification!"
"Sometimes old friend, 'for the lulz' is a perfectly valid reason."

"Don't worry!" He chirped with a smile. "The only thing a biased jury can do is kill us."

"Peoples use eyes to see. Maths teachers use eyes to count. The less fortunate ones like my brother used eyes to get damned. I mean, who would look at the mirror and kill a chicken? Yeah, that's how he died."

"I do love you. I really do. It's just my way of demonstrating my love happens to involve weapons. Lots of weapons."

"What the heck is (character name here) doing? I thought he/she died ten years ago?"
"Miss, that's her evil twin."
"...oh."

"What people don't remember is that, on the 8th day, God created Pizza. It's the only food He created himself. He left the rest of it for us to figure out."
"But if we were meant to have pizza, why was the wheat on one continent and the tomatoes on another?"
"That was one of the most dire consequences of original sin. And so, humanity forgot pizza, until a day came when a man was raised up as a mighty culinary prophet to whom God said: 'Make a circle of dough a cubit in diameter, and spread upon it squeezed tomatoes and cheese, and anything else you would place upon it. This day I give you back the greatest of that which you lost in the fall."

"Where's my Batman hat?"

"I am a king. The king. Your king. Burger King. What the @#$% is my line?"

"Don't worry. I never lose."
"But what if you do?"
"Then you will have been witness to the single most unlikely thing to ever happen."

You…you can’t do that! I was mid-gloat and everything!”

"Don't worry, you're insured against cannibalism."

"What are the prerequisites? That you be f@#%ing INSANE?"

“Some people here are a slightly phobic. Know why? Because we live in an area that's frequently stalked by freaking VAMPIRES.”

"Every story is in first person. It’s just that sometimes the narrator never mentions themselves."

“Sorry, my limbs are try to declare independence at the moment.”

"Don't stick your head too far in the garbage... it's not worth it."

"Tokyo's been destroyed. Again."

"Who is it this time? Godzilla? Mothera? Ghidora?"
"Um. No. Five kids and a dog, actually."

"I really think the best investment I've made is this microfiber coat, blood just beads on top and wipes right off"

"I don't really like the term evil. I prefer...ethically unfettered."

"This is the moment where I'm supposed to say, 'You and I aren't so different." But that is a lie. For example, I've won."

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Delicious atomic powered world conquering lemonade."

"Sorry hero, I read the Evil Overlord's List!"

"Run! RUUN! I can't chase you if you don't run!"

Origami is the only thing in life that makes any kind of sense.

"I have the sudden urge to punch politician repeatedly in the face."\

Just die. And if you won't die, just go away!!"

"There's no way you're getting away from me!! I'll chase you all the way to hell!!"

"Its been a long time."
"Yes it has. I have come all this way to finally put a stop to all this. I have come to finish you!"
"Ah. I see. I need to know only one thing before we can begin."
"What?"
"Who the heck are you?"

"Do you want to know what the only thing worse than a god with a short temper, is a bit smite happy, and has no sense of humor?"
"No. What?"
"A god with a short temper, very smite happy, and has a highly developed sense of humor."

"If I were a necromancer I would immediately raise an army of zombies. Immediately after that I would have them do the dance from Thriller."

"Who decided that putting a hole in the middle of a donut was a good idea, and where does he live?"

"There is only one thing I have to say to you... When I think of it, I'll let you know."

"That's how you get islands. They're mountain eggs, laid in the sea."

C1: "Okay, you have five seconds to say whatever you want to anyone else in the class."
C2: -without missing the beat, turns to person next to her- "I hate you."

The vacuum is possessed”
“naw, it probably just needs cleaned out”

"Will you quit getting into fist fights with deities? We need to *go*."

"Hand me that frozen turkey, I'm ending this now."

"Be very careful with that! It's a very toxic and corosive chemical!"
"Your mom is a very toxic and corosive chemical."
"Be that as it may..."

"Have you ever given a zombie caffine? They have plenty of character."

"Why is it that I can never find a parking place in time to attend a public execution?"

"Some gifts are better left unopened. I'm particularly referring to the ones that explode."

“I’m in love with him, and there is absolutely nothing you can say that can change that.”
“so what do you want me to do?”
“I need you to help me kill him.”

“a pain in the rear by any other name is still a (last name of annoying character/family).”

“you know what the most powerful thing in the universe is?”
“if you say friendship, I swear to god, I with stab you in the eye. With. Your. Spinal. Cord.”

C1- "You're insane!"
C2- "Yeah, isn't it great?"

"So are you killing me or am I killing you?"

America: land of the free and home of everything made in China.

This calls for ice cream.

"I just don't see the point if there's no meat in it."

"Look, it's pretty self-explanatory. Point. Shoot. That's all you really need to know."

"Hey, get off my case--it worked, didn't it?!"

"This is something that anyone with two brain cells to rub together should be able to understand... I would ask why YOU don't understand it, but you probably wouldn't be able to explain it to me anyway."

"Stop TALKING, already! No one cares what you think!"

Oh my god, you have NO IDEA how frustrating it is to work with people who don't KNOW anything!"

Three cults in two days. How do you not think me awesome?"

"Excuse me, are you sniffing me?"

"I’ve been trying to figure out how to get my mouth around that thing (the huge sucker)."

"True American Way: Do it to someone else."

"With the advances medical science is making, staying dead is starting to become optional.

"I couldn't be sure, but I was pretty certain that people weren't supposed to just explode like that."

"No," I said. "No, no no. there is no way you are dragging me to that putrescent hell hole you call home. I still haven't gotten the smell of smoke out of my jacket from the last time, thank you very much."

"I did feed it, it's just being obnoxious".

Can I enjoy a cupcake while evil is being unleashed upon us?

"What do we have to lose? Our lives? We got those for free anyway."

"There's a very fine line between being brave, being stupid and being f*king insane."

My whole life is one big 'oops-i-walked-in-on-you-in-the-shower' moment.

MC1: "You might consider it."
MC2:"I might stick a fork in the toaster."

C1- Have you no conscience!
C2 - Of course I do! It's in a little silver box at the back of my closet screaming, "Let me out, let me out! You're making bad choices!"

"The lord shall provide! And should that not prove enough, a shotgun picks up the slack nicely!"

"I need to stop drinking before noon."

"I tried, but it was upside down and left too quickly."

“Hey, deciphering prophecies that foretell the end of the world is a job you get used to."

The world exploded around the knife.

The dead don’t read.

Death," she said, her chin lifted, "is just a myth invented to scare young children."

"Please don't play golf with my crystal balls."

Excuse me, you are the result of an overly stressed imagination, and you are not allowed to interrupt.”

I have a perfectly rational fear of librarians

The first things he noticed were the dead flamingoes.

The mirror was bleeding.

On my mirror, written in some red, wet substance was the ominous message: "Make Me Pie."

I thought I lived a pretty normal life until I accidentally walked in on two cats playing poker in my boss's office.

The local high school used to be an asylum. No one noticed the change.

His skin was still steaming. That was probably a bad sign.

"My life would have been an absolute breeze if it hadn't been for the Polka Dot Incident in ninth grade."

As the murderous ghosts closed in on me, I could only wonder if I'd left the oven on

"It's raining blood again," MC sighed. "I'd better not use my good umbrella.

Denziens of the Otherworld have a horrible habit of popping in unannounced, and it's often at the world possible time

My mother always told me that boys who picked on you were the ones you had to watch out for, because they were the ones who would break your heart.

"Move! My hands are on fire!

"I don't want to know why there's a swimming pool in the basement. I don't care. I just want it gone."

We woke up and things seemed fine. Everything was normal. Then we saw the sun. It was blue.

Healers are all a little sociopathic. They will heal you, but go at your own risk. They might experiment on you. Also, Healers (besides their powers) are the only ones around with any real/decent medical training.

"Many of the world's problems can be attributed to malicious house cats."

"As mythical as a narwhal."

"Freshmen should take Chemistry, so that they can learn that dirt is not an element."
Five minutes later:
"I take that back. Clearly freshmen need to take Biology, so that they can learn that a male sheep is not a goat."

Dude, did you just find that dog in a trashcan? Put it back, man!"

"Maybe we should have just left you a car, pulled up the windows, and let you fry!"

"And then God said, let there be elbow room!"

"Can I have one?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"You would kill yourself, and while watching someone take so many unsuspecting pedestrians with them would be fascinating... No."

It just wasn't the kind of thing you talked about. Not with the people who thought they knew you, anyway.

Is it ironic that I stayed up until midnight writing a paper on sleep deprivation?

My grandma has more connections than a mob boss.

"Stop killing chickens with that log splitter! Use it for the wood, like you're supposed to!"

"I am adopting this carrot as my son."
*Later*
"This carrot stew is delicious."
"JEREMMMMMMMMMMY!!!!!"

"We should do this more often. The 'sparring with people' bit, not the 'setting the Captain on fire' bit."

"If he weren't a cannibal and completely unstable, he'd be awesome to hang out with. I mean, if I weren't constantly paranoid that he'd snap my neck and hula dance with my intestines, I'd be friends with the guy.

"I'm sorry Phil, but you've caught the magic, you must be terminated."

"You'd think they'd have invented better tasting medicine by now."

"Maybe we should ask them. They wear more clothing than we do."

"I know violence isn't the answer. I got it wrong on purpose."

"It says they'll probably take your firstborn if you don't pay them back."

"It's like he's read the handbook on human behaviour but he didn't understand the instructions."

"There is a fine line between bravery and stupidity. You've crossed that border so many times they've stopped asking for your passport."

"Their nice, new, shiny, shouldn't break or I'll kill it toilet."

"[C1]! Your brother's on fire again!"
"I'll be right there! Just let me finish this level of Lego Harry Potter..."

"I don't care how attractive he is. If he opens up one more portal to hell, we are *through!*"

"Whoah, I just did some weird magic shit there."

"Being an immortal does not excuse dribbling blood on my carpet. Either get a bucket, or get out."

"Remember the time you attacked a group of kids because you thought they were goblins?"

"I can't be around you, not after all I've learned."

The wallpaper peeled away in places, like the loose skin of a rotting corpse.

-She looked in the mirror and saw her mother, right down to the creases in her forehead.

-The cat opened its mouth and started reciting poetry.

-No one ever wondered why David's wife went missing right after a large patch of dug up dirt appeared in his lawn.

"Male cats are crazy. They see a girl cat a mile away and act like it's a naked woman."

"Delicious! Where did you get the recipie?"
"From this book I found in the attic. The Gastronomicon or something like that."

"The first thing you should know is this: we all die. There is no happy ending, there is no happily ever after. There is just this: we all die."

Sometimes all you really need is a great big whack in the face with a plastic spoon.

We've been pushing up daisies for so long, the daisies started pushing back.

Sleep is for the week, depressed and socially incompetent. I sleep all the time.

Being sore is how you know you're alive.

"Just when I thought I had hit rock bottom and could fall no further, you threw me a shovel and told me to start digging."

"First of all, I just want to say that breaking into the White House wasn't the best idea in the world."

"If I live through the night, I will kill myself in the morning."

My hand hung over the side of the bed, and I felt a dog lick it. I smiled, until I remembered that I don't have a dog.

"There's nearly seven billion people living on this stupid planet. So why the hell was I the one chosen by the strange backlash of Fate to save the rest?"

"Poison the catepillars!" roared the emperor. "I'll not have any hurricanes this year!"

If everyone had just left me alone, I don't think any of this would have happened.

You know that feeling you get when you feel nostalgic for people you know you're probably never going to see again?That's me, all the time.

It was the kind of night that seemed like it should be dark and stormy, but it wasn't.

Nightmares taste better with a little sprinkle of grief.

I'm not so good at advice... can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?
I would love to offer you moral support, but my morals are questionable.

"You couldn't kill me"
“You’re probably right, but I sure as hell could cause some damage”
*Points gun at groin area* "Want to risk it?"

"You are what we in the medical profession refer to as 'a mega-douche'."

"I don't lie. I willingly participate in a campaign of misinformation."

"I'm not a great man, but I can tell you that fear, well, it's just one of those things in this world that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that you're truly alive."

There are few things in this life as intimate as murder. Some people just don't understand that.

For the rest of his life NAME would think of it as The Call; as if no other call had ever happened, or ever mattered.

-The police said to back away slowly. I flipped them off and ran like hell.

-There's something about a well timed explosion that changes a man.

-"I'm sorry, did you say something? I had my bull sh*t reader turned off."

"What does it say about my life when I relate more to Stephen King characters than kids my own age?"

Girl: "I figured when I walked through the door I'd have pig blood dropped on me."
Boy: "You have a pretty high opinion of yourself, thinking anyone would go to that much trouble over you showing up."
Girl: "No, I actually have an extremely low opinion of my fellow classmates."
Boy: "Including me?"
Girl: "I haven't decided yet. It has been a while since you've called me Creepy Carrie."
Boy: "Your name's not Carrie."
Girl: "Semantics. Never stopped anyone before."

"Good lord, you're argumentative. You could meet the devil and all you'd say would be 'You call those horns?' or 'That's an ugly pitchfork' or 'Is this the hottest you can make hell?' or 'You know, you really suck at torturing people.' "

Holds up weapon, "I call it death on a stick/ in a tube/ etc."

C1: Look, look, there he is!
C2: I *know.* I can see his hair.

"Why do all of your plans end with 'and then run'?"

"(name), please stop generalizing. I'm a girl and I don't like chocolate."

"According to my textbook, you are the definition of a jerk"

"I knew something was up the moment I walked in the door, for one, my house was clean."

"I've found that the greatest pleasure in life is doing the things that others say are impossible."

They say revenge is sweet, but I found I felt nothing.

I thought I had been alone, I should have been alone, so what the hell had made that noise.

I was always told I had an overactive imagination... if only it was

C1 "We really shouldn't be doing this"
C2 "But that, my friend, is why we are"

I woke up in pitch darkness and had only three questions, who was I? Where was I? and where the heck are my clothes?

"You know, when I said I was bored, I thought we could play a game or something... not blow something up"

"And what will you do when this is all over, hmm? When I am dead, my legions dispersed, my fortress torn down? I imagine the people will sing your praises, raise statues to you, name towns, cities, and their offspring in honour of you. But the songs will fade away, the statues will fall, and the nation you fought so hard to protect will one day disappear and those who lived within will be naught but dust. But me, I will live on in their minds. Mothers will use me to scare bad children into obedience, saying that I will come for them in the night. Old men will whisper tales of me around the campfire to frighten themselves. Scholars will use me as an example that power can have too high a price. Sinner and pious will pray in their temples and cry on their death beds to be spared from the fires below where I await. That is true legacy!"

C1: "Your happiness is all that matters to me."
C2: "Strange thing to say to someone that just tried to kill you."

C1: "Does something seem... off to you?"
C2: "Something's always off when you decide to open your big mouth."

C1: "Do you hate me?"
C2: "Yes."
C1: "Do you fear me?"
C2: "More than anything."
C1: "Good, let us keep it that way."

"I can't think of a self-depreciating comment to make right now."

"If there was a religion centered around words, I would totally become a member."

"I'm not going to lie if they press me."
"Just bite your tongue then; don't do what's right, do what's easy."

"Equality is the idealists, Fairness is for the naive, and Justice is for the privileged. Just as Hope is for the damned."

"Show me your God, whichever it may be, and I shall give you my faith."

"I doubt it would please anyone to be roused from his sleep by the feeling of intense burning agony and his skin cracking and bleeding."

"My life is going to drive me to an early grave."

"We can't just kill him, my morals and especially my scientific curiosity would never allow me to sleep again."

"I suppose this is where I make a comment that enforces your accusation that I am a pedophile." (this can be replaced with 'murderer' or the like)
"Yes, in fact I'm sure you already have one lined-up."

"Crap. It's raining. Again."

"That is quite possibly the most inane, insane, and flat-out dangerous suggestion I had ever heard in my life. I like it."

"Explosive devices? I have no idea what you can possibly be talking about."

"You'd be surprised how much a blind man can see."

"I never knew you were hetrosexual."

"Truly, what did I ever do to deserve a friend like you? I do not recall relieving myself upon any temple grounds and I'm reasonably certain I would remember smashing any holy statues."

"The thing is, deary, we rather not have you all dead."

"Accidents happen."

"He's a perfectly decent man."
"Except for the whole reveling in cold-blooded murder thing."

"You obviously underestimate the power of numerous childhood games of Playing Pretend."

"You have the makings of a spider, boy. You've the potential to weave quite a web." (in this case, it is referencing lies but use it as you will)

"And you didn't tie him up?"
"I didn't have any rope."

"You are implying inter-species reproduction and all actions proceeding it, you do know that, don't?"

"Well, my dog is not exactly representive of any whole--canine, animal, or otherwise."

"Damn. I'm bleeding."
"Is that all you have to say?! Not 'Get me to a hospital'?"

"I suppose watching your victim writhe on the floor in indescribable agony as you look on, relishing the sight, is my your cup of tea?"
"The finest blend in existence, each sip is ecstasy for the senses."

"The story is not yet over, child."

"You are destined to forever be at another's mercy."

"You've already broken into my apartment twice without any real apparent reason so I suppose being a good houseguest isn't on your list of recent accomplishments."

"No victory is to be found for those who cannot strike back."

"So you've fall under the gaze of Lord Vivian, tread carefully for his wrath is great and the sight of vengful suffering is sweet ambrosia to him."

"Is that what I think it is?"
"No, it's worse."

"I did not mean that literally."

"For the last time, no, you cannot stab him."

"Could you repeat that? Because I could have sworn you just said _ was your secret ingredient."

"If that is want you wish, who am I to dispute it?"

"We're in the middle of a banquet and you come to tell me the royal poison taster just dropped dead?!"

"Ah, hello my dear, I-ah, nevermind, wrong assassination target."

"Match-making? Gimme!"

"What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of the crowd cheering my name."

'Don't screw the crew is a good rule in life.. and in films.'

Girl: Remind me to never procreate with you!
Boy: Hah that doesnt mean we cant have sex!

Guy One: "Have you tried, just not being a cunt?"
Guy Two: "Like how?"
Guy One: "By actually being nice sometimes?"
Guy Two: "Uhh... no?"

Girlfriend: You know, Girls find it so romantic when you give them shiny things
Boyfriend: Well, I COULD wrap it in tinfoil...

"Ever since i was younger, I've always wanted to do my PHD. Just so I can be called a Professor which makes me feel like I'm a teacher at Hogwarts."

C1: "Dolphins are the gang rapers of the sea"
C2: "But I thought Dolphins where just gay sharks"

Girl: You don't have to like it but you gotta have some respect for classical music man, it's been around for ages!
Guy: Yeah well rapists have been around for ages, do you respect them?

See? I knew you could show some formality if your life depended on it; which it very well could. Are you really for your part, cadet?"

"Run, little rebel, I do miss the thrill of the hunt."

"You never learned how to beg, did you? I suppose I must teach you then. First get on your knees, *throws character to the ground] see, that wasn't so hard. Next, you-ah, you seemed to have already gotten the hang of it. You're a very quick learner, [intimate name usage, be it first name or nickname]."

"It was his decision to die."

"Yes, he was such a nice boy; pity what happened to him."

"Stand right here. Do not move. Watch."

"If you try to run away, he will know. If you try to rebel, he will know. If you try to escape through death, he will know and he will stop you."

"King?! You insult me! I am no king, I am a god! You think your woes and tradegies were mere misfortune? Think again!"

"Let this be a message to you all! Those who choose the path of a hero are damned to die on it!"

"You are mortal, therefore you are beneath me."

"You, come here, I am in need of a footrest."

"Another revolt leader? He's ugly, kill him and come back when you get someone *pretty*."

"Hmm, not the best I've seen, a little on the plain side. Tell me, are you worth the effort?"
“Go back to the hellhole you came from, you filthy bastard, I won’t beg for my life!”
*foreboding smile slowly spreads across face] "Yes, you're perfect."

"So you're the prince; though I suppose it's more accurate to call you the princess, no?"

"Rebellions are so bothersome to deal with when I can't crush them myself; why must you people always start them when I'm not around?"

"You see, mortal, this is why gods do not start wars. We know what happens when one loses."

"If you had to choose between your life and the lives of your men, what would you pick?"
"My men, every time."
"Good. Guard, take this man back to his troop and kill them all in front of him."

It was a beautiful night... That went so wrong.

As the cold moonlight filtered through the barred window, I drew my legs up against my chest, lowering my head, as tears slipped silently down my cheeks. And softly, I sang, "Happy birthday to me..."

“We’re lost, aren’t we?”
“No.”
“Where are we then?”
“Right here.”

"He’s a cat with suicidal tendencies."

"I hate you!"
"Why, thank you!"
"What?"
"See? You think about me!"
"Argh!"

"I am done playing."
"As am I."

"Damn, I've watched enough hentai to know this'll suck."

"It's like Tetris. You learn to succeed, then you see everything blow up in your face, and eventually, you learn not to succeed, because every time you succeed, you fail."

"I'd love to help you save the world, but could you untie me from the bed first?"

"I can't stay here."
"Why not?"
"There's too many vegetables in this room."

I am a maniacal captian of a tuna boat to hell!

"what are you doing?!!!????????"

"no clue."

"stop looking at me like a large flying monkey just defficated on my head!"
"a large flying monkey DID just defficate over you. and it will be on your head in... 3...2..."
"shit."
"literally."

"When you're 'cultured' you swirl wine a lot and sniff it and describe it with adjectives that don't make sense."

"Can we start a fire?"

"I don't know what 'The world is your oyster' means, but I like saying it. I hate oysters."

"Holler at me, that is good!"

"Yeah, the doctor who stitched up my hand did a really good job. He should take up embroidery."

"My cat comes up and rubs me and I go 'aww' and then I notice it doing the same thing to the furniture."

"That makes me want to say 'manatee'."

"Don't forget to do your reading or Doctor Kresser will hit you with a stick."

"You've been laptopless? ...no, that doesn't sound right."

"That's not a chair, that's a manifestation of chair-ness."

"Dante threw one of his own teachers into hell. Note to all of you..."

"As far as a mental map for the story, it was a big splat."

Doctor Amorose: "Twenty-seven and a half hours. That's how much the average student spends socializing and playing games." Gabriel: "Per day?"

Tucker: I smoked cherry and vanilla tobacco with my dad this weekend.
Doctor Kresser: The cherry and vanilla sounds very manly.

"I can't call Henry VIII great, except for his... rotundity."

"Not everyone had a pony in their childhood, but don't mind me..."

"Chem lab has gotten into your brains and destroyed them."

Me: Why did Dante put the blasphemers against God in a higher level than the violent?
Doctor Amorose: I don't know, I didn't write the stupid book.

Doctor Amorose: Are you crying?
Gabriel: No.
Doctor Amorose (almost disappointed) Oh.

"After you've doctored your own score, please pass your quizzes to the front."

"My wife has very interesting taste in men."

"'Oh, how are you feeling today, Tom?' I'm feeling Machiavellianly duplicitous."

"Holler at me! He wants to write the baddest-ass epic ever!" (about Milton and Paradise Lost)

(Imitating teenagers in love) "'You're a goober!' 'No, you're a goober!' 'You scrunch your face up funny!'"

"What's this I found
hiding in the ground?
A rat? A mole?
Yes, that's what's hiding in this hole.
I know just the thing,
let's make this caged bird sing.
You stoolpigeons have a lot to say,
once I make you see things my way."
[Poet spycatcher, I think I just made an epic character templete. So, err, bonus character templete!]

"Hello my friend, how are you? That's good, I'm doing okay myself. I guess I'll be seein' ya."
"But I didn't say anything..."

"The only thing stopping me from locking you in the basement for the *rest* of your life is the fact I do not own a house!"

"Peace is only temporary. It is war that is the constant. Calmness and serenity are but mere reprieves until the next battle, never forget that, my child."

"We once played Russian Roulette with a pop-gun." [a guy in my World Mythology class said this about his welding class]

"I made it, like shaped the metal and all, but I wasn't the one to *brand* the dude." [same guy, same welding class, same conversation]

"No, just no..."
"Would you just listen-"
"No. Whatever you are planning to do with that Slinky I want *no* part in."

"He...He just made a perfectly valid death threat...in *rhyme*!"

C1: "It seems to be so,
but I really must know,
oh do tell me how,
what is it that you will do now?
My dears."
C2: "Damn. We must be screwed, he just broke rhyme."
C1: "So it appears."
C3: "Or not."

"At the end of the day, the only thing I had left were a few precious memories and my twelve-gauge shotgun. and you know what I did with those memories? I took them out into the back yard, loaded them into my skeet shooter, and blew them to hell."

C1: When I say "shnorklemuffin" we all make elephant sounds, okay?

C1: Do I want fries or onion rings?
C2: You should ask them to cut the fries so that they're shaped like onion rings.
C1: But the shape's not important... it's what's inside that counts.
C2: ...I tell people that all the time.

"I am now going to disassemble you and arrange the pieces alphabetically."

FC: I'm pretty sure that's the fastest i've taken off my pants ever!

"Sometimes I'm sad, you know?"

"The first love of my life was my babysitter. She saved my life when I was choking once and after that I loved her. Don't doubt your feelings."

C1: So what are you getting C3 for Christmas?
C2: Well, I was thinking a kick in the head.
C1: Oh, where would you get that?
C2: I was thinking I would make it myself.
C1: Yeah, homemade gifts are always the best.

"What does it take for you to be nice to people?"
"A lobotomy, maybe."

"I feel like the most polite burglar ever."

Is this what library paste looks like? How have I gone this long without knowing?

I'm being taunted by a fuzz ball in the corner.

I'm interested in religion the same way I'm interested in torture.

I also have pudding around here somewhere... lethal pudding.

You've got an eye for color, I've got an eye for destruction.

If this is what happens when I'm right, wouldn't you hate to see what happens when I'm wrong.

There will be no dying while I'm around, unless I'm the one who tied the noose.

I smell barbecue and death.

I don't know what I'll be doing, by you be sure there'll be mumbling.

It's a physical impossibility, toothpaste just isn't that smart.

What I lack in coordination, I make up in style.

Just... feel that! Feel how evil I am!

Bright and early, not a minute later.

Exactly how did it happen that I DON'T have a pocket full of paper clips?

I'm a freakin' cornucopia of knowledge.

...Quantum amounts of cream cheese...

“You haven’t hugged your son in a very long time, have you?"

"You are naught but a pawn, an expendable plaything to control and dispose of on a whim—a pretty puppet on a string.”

“I beseech your clemency, Lord Erlik. Angelus Mortis, I beg thy mercy.” (Angel of Death *is* actually used as a title here)

"Damn. You saw that?"

"As much as I hate to admit this with every single fiber of my being, I am in need of your assistance."

“I’m disappointed in you; I thought you cleverer than that.”

"Wherever, *whatever, this place is, it doesn’t work on exactly the same rules of logic and laws of reality as what we’re used to—which, between the two of us, is admittedly quite a feat.”

“You sound so frightened, Commander, what’s gotten the protector of the great and small so scared?”

“Did you have to state it like you got it off some gossip column?”

"*Punish* them, make them scream, beg, fear the very *sight* of you. That is how a leader should act to those who dare defy him."

"Good Lord! Your clothes are covered in blood!"

“You finally admit now? You are a monster who craves suffering."

"Just trust me."
"Why should I?"
"Who else?"

"Skinny dipping."
"Skinny what?"

“You betrayed your own kind! You side with that traitor spawned from a traitor! Very well, fight and live, and in the process, see what you have truly become.”

"Who are you?"
"Whoever you wish me to be."

MC1: “I missed you, Sis.”
FC1: “I was so scared. I thought I’d never see you again.”
MC2: “She sure can be intimidating when she’s scared.”
MC3: “I totally agree.”

"Does it have anything to do with the term ‘surprise sexuality’?”

"Let me down.”
“I don’t think that’s such a good idea…”
“Please?”
“Okay...”
“Ah shi-Pick me back up! Pick me back up!”

"Isn’t it awful?! My beautiful face!”

"Why is everyone’s clothes wet, but not yours?”
"Well, funny story, that..."

"Err, actually, you’re probably too young to think about that kind of stuff, so forget I said anything. And don’t tell your sister told you anything. Please."

"Wow, I knew they were really close friends but I had no idea it was like that."

"_FemaleCharacter_ isn't a vir-maiden?"

"The real question is, among the three of us, who looks better with his shirt off?"

“Actually, from an objective point of view…”

"I see AWESOME!"

"Haircut, change of clothes, BAM, instant dude."

"Follow your own advice!"

“Rarely have I heard such eloquence from you. I mourn the fact it was for a thought so misguided.”

“I actually need to tell you something."
“I’d say the side of the street is the place to do it then”

"That should get you into _City/Town/Establishment, ask for _FemaleCharacter_ and tell her that the idiot pervert is calling in that one favor."

"The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose. However, the most dangerous creation of any empire is an entire nation with nothing to lose.”

“Fell out of a tree.”
“You’re right. No man or beast could best him, that leaves only plants.”

"I is at school. But not in class. Yet."

"Do you know what my morality is?"
"Hell no, I don't know your morality. Can't identify what I don't have."

"My eyebrows are staging a riot!"

"This is math class, so skedaddle."

"Climb out from under your rock. No one is that ignorant."
"But my rock is pretty."

"We keep meeting up like this, it's almost like it's planned."
*uneasy laugh] "Yeah, almost..."

"The more you run, the more you hide, the easier you are to find."

C1: "What the hell is the language *that* is in?!"
C2: "[C1's most fluent language, you idiot."

"The thing about heroes is, they rarely exist in reality."

"It's the perfect symbol for our _team/army/company/product/etc., what's wrong with it?"
"Turn it upside-down."
"Oh-Oh my...that's, well, uh..."

"Who, no, *what* are you?"
"I am me, nothing more and certainly nothing less." (Though it is in my teaser-trailer-thing summary for my novel, this one's unlikely to be used.)

"If you truely love something, set it free, if it comes back, it's meant to be."

"So he's my father."
"Yep, puts a whole new perspective on when you called him a motherfu-"
"Shut up. Don't remind me."

"If you are going to deny reality, at least get it right. The proper phrasing is not 'this is only a dream', but rather 'this is only a nightmare'; the worst one you've ever had. However, my dear, this is very much real."

"'The king was struck down, unable to even leave his young heir the Crown, and to the winners his fallen kingdom bowed.' Does that make a good quote for the history books, your former highness?" (Originally conceived as the speaker using an extended metaphor, but taken literally is cooler in my opinion)

"Do you truly wish to risk that?"
"I, well...*silent for a moment]...yes, I am. And I'm not letting anyone get in my way."
"Confident. You've earned my respect to an extent. However, I'm afraid this means we have conflicting interests."

"A mind is a terrible thing to waste."
"On someone like him."

"Hey...doesn't it kinda look like this _prison/captive/debtor's_ uniform have padding on the knees?"
"Perhaps they were tired of them being threadbare." (Meant to reference a picture in a book, but it could be actually in front of them.)

"The revolt in _region_ succeeded. How cute."

"My wish is your command."

"Fried chicken speaks to you, doesn't it? If it doesn't, it's dead. Don't eat it."

"I'm about ready to put him out of my misery."

"Just because you pee on my leg doesn't mean you can tell me it's raining!"

"My nose has stopped talking to me."

"You look a little old to be selling Girl Scout cookies...and, you know, not a girl."

"Every single time I tell you NOT to do something, you go and do it! And the one time I ask you to do something, you don't! Now, the city is falling apart, people are being killed, and it's ALL YOUR FAULT!"
"I don't suppose sorry would help at all?"

"My homework sounds like a self-help packet for depressed people."

"The wind is blowing in my air!"

That's all I have at the moment, and most of those did come from real life.

"My cat looks upon you with hunger in his eyes."

"Have you so easily forgotten, my friend? Absolute power corrupts absolutely."

"I am not Darkness, I am not Evil, and I am not Destruction. I am what is far, far worse."

“And hey, you're not paying much attention to me are you? I guess I'll just start saying incredibly sexual things just to see when you notice it, 'kay?”

"You may end up regretting the day you escaped your captivity."

"Such a waste. If only you were...”

"Do you fear me? You should."

“Angels do not cry. Angels do not feel. Angels do not hold a person close. Angels do not shed tears.”
“Do you truly believe that?”
“This is only rain on my face; amazing how that happens indoors sometimes.”

"Watch the pretty flames dance."

"Missed me! Missed me!"
"Don't forget the next line!"
"Maybe if you win!"
"I'll hold you to that!"

"Look around you, this was what you wanted."

"*breathes sigh of relief] It's over."
"Not quite yet."

"Through that one act of petty thievery, someone's life is in your hands, and it's not your own."

"Victims, victims everywhere but not a single _gun/sword/weapon of choice_."

"And you call yourself a hero? Ha! Some hero you turned out to be."

Protagonist all steath-like before turning towards way out only to find Villian all casual-like standing next to way out]
V: "Well?" *gestures to freedom]
P: "You're letting me go?"
*Villan nods with smirk and Protagonist decides to go for it]
V: *right when Protagonist reaches threshold also when Protagonist is right beside Villain] "Though...I have to warn you, the moment you step outside, you are fair game."
P: "To who?"
V: "*Everyone*."

"[lightly;conversationally] No, of course you wouldn't care what I do with you. I find that remarkable trait particularly... endearing. Tell me... Would you feel the same if your dear friend joined our party? [drags in bloodied and bruised friend]"

"Listen, I know we've only met eaxh other for a few hours, but I already feel suh a deep and meaningful connection with you. And, um... I.know this is not the best time, with that three-headed monster chasing us and all... But wouldyougooutwithme?"

"Is this some kind of sick joke? In 20 minutes, I've seen five people struck down by lightning, two people get chopped down by swords, and ten people run off twenty-storey buildings."

"Don't get strewn across the beach by the murderer; we don't want to have to clean you up."

"I could have you dead on the ground before you could blink. Spilling all of that beautiful, ruby-red lifeblood."

"No, Chris, no matter how much you beg, I will not make out with you."

"Trying to pick up girls with math tricks rarely works."

"There is a varying chance that wherever I go something will blow up."

"STOP KNOCKING SO LOUD! Can't you see I'm trying to watch iCarly?"

"It's like getting Rickrolled. You just can't stop!"

"This can't get any worse."
"It can always get worse."
"How can it possibly get worse?"
*pause* "You just lost the game."
"DANG IT!"

"A scarf can totally make anybody look sexy."

"So, are either of you going to marry me?"

"Where did the idea of love get us anyway? Two teenagers dead in the Capulet tomb and a bunch of sparkly vampires?"

"THE ISOGLOSSES ARE CLUSTERING! OH LORD, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

"If you ever insult [insert hobby/person/fandom/whatever] again, I will hurt you. With pain.

C1: You...are not sane.
C2: Well, I'm not insane, either.
C1: No, no...you are definitely not in the sane.

"Oh, geez, not again!"
"What?"
"You're doing it again! See? There it is again!"
"What? Where is what?"
"The whistling!"
"Whistling?"
"YOUR NOSE IS WHISTLING!"
"What? Oh, this?" (whistles nose)
"ARGH!"

"She always said that we'd meet again. I guess I just always thought she meant in death. Y'know, after I'd killed her. In Hades. Not in life. Crazy how things work out."

"I like that idea! The one where I don't end up sprawled out dead across the kitchen floor!"

"You know, you remind me of someone I saw at [name]'s funeral."
"Oh? Who?"
"The corpse."

"Look at yourself. What are you? Take away your 'ideology', your 'humanity', your 'technology', and what are you? You, and every other human, are just another animal. Just another clump of cells struggling just to survive. Think about that as you're lying in bed tonight."

"Take my hand."
"Give me one reason why I should."
"Give me one reason why you shouldn't."

"Am I not human? Do I not breathe just like you? What gives you the right to treat me like an animal?"

"Everyone has problems. Everyone has a sad story. For you to think that just because something bad happened to you once I should treat you differently sickens me. What would have earned you my respect is if you had risen above your sob story. Unfortunately for you, you didn't."

"Look, I don't want to know why you're covering in dust. I honestly don't care. You want to know why? Because I don't like you. I don't care for you in the least bit."

"I like to think that there still is good in humanity. That at the end of the day, someone will help someone else out of the mud. That people still care enough about each other to give someone a hug. The world has tried to prove me wrong, many men have almost succeeded. But then someone reaches out their hand and helps me up and I know that deep in our hearts we are good."

"What? Are we children of a lesser god?"
"No, we are the children of no god."

"There is so much possibility in a soggy puzzle piece." (Inspired by a Shel Silverstein poem)

"Sometimes it's good just to look up at the sky and breathe."

"When I was a little girl, I wanted to be a ballerina. I grew up and now I'm a cop. Please, explain how that happened, Doctor."

"Take my hand."
"Give me one reason why I should."
"Give me one reason why you shouldn't."

"Am I not human? Do I not breathe just like you? What gives you the right to treat me like an animal?"

"When the cops show up, everyone turns into an Olympic athlete."

C1: Don't you think that might be a little extreme?
C2: 'A little'? I'm losing my touch.

You know what would go great with this? Nachos. Nachos are great. *pause* I mean oh no, he's dead.

That's the great thing about being crazy. When the hero shows up and says stuff like 'I'm here to end your reign of terror!', you can shout back 'You can't end me if I end me first!' and set yourself on FIRE and - heh heh - NO ONE expects you to come back! ...'Course, it helps if you're in somebody else's body at the time.

Think the store's open? I want to bake me some chicken.

C1: *singing* Here I am! Rock you like a hurricane!
C2: I thought it was 'Rock ME like a hurricane'...
C3: 'Rock you like a hurricane', 'rock me like a hurricane', I think so long as someone is getting rocked like a hurricane, people will be happy.

"I really want to see my troublesome friend fight it out at the fair with the swords."

"All my friends are troubled, otherwise they wouldn't be my friends."

"There is a difference between not being a coward and being a fool."

"Because, my friend, by tomorrow, you shall be dead."

"So what should I call you? I doubt 'Crazy Killer Guy' would go over well in public."

"Where are we going?"
"The dock."
"Why?"
"To kill you."

"It is not any fun if you are asleep. Screams sound sweeter when the victim is awake."

"Sorry if I'm a bit concerned I might become an accidental cannibal."

"Who said anything about it *not* being human flesh? I personally enjoy the flavor."

"They say everyone in the world has someone, somewhere, that looks exactly like them. Well, now there's only one of you."

"I formally reject and dispell all inclination for you to refer to me by that name."

"Well, an easy way to throw off a description is to make a very obvious scar."

"I said that out loud, didn't I? Damn."

"I thought maybe I could list all the complaints and make some observations and deliver them in an unbiased manner. On the chairlift, where they can't escape."

"Tell me, what do you see? Does it frighten you? What lies in the depths of a sociopath's eyes?"

"If you're so reluctent to tell it has to be important, especially if I have to pull it out of you like this."
"That's because it's private!"
"Well, now it's not."

"It is generally considered unwise to demand information from a serial killer known for his grotesque methods--you never know what you may learn."

"Damn, I just gave you advice, didn't I?"

"I'm callin' bullshit on that inneundo."

"I have been having trouble keeping reign of my tongue as of late."

"Suspicous circumstances, you say? What do you mean?"
"That he didn't so much kick the bucket as pretty-boy kicked him off a cliff. Metaphorically, of course."

"If you pull that trigger, I swear to every god in existence that I shall show you that you know *nothing* of pain--physical, mental, emotional, or ever-lasting."

"False and unstable peace is no better than war, if not worse."

"I hope you lose your other eye."

"I don't trust myself to answer without cursing. Again."

"So the loyal dog wishes to die for his master."

"Here falls the king."

C1: "Now that we've been busted, I'm comin' clean."
C2: "For now."
C1: "For now."
C3: "At least he's honest."
C4: "This time."
C1: "What he said."
C3: "You're digging yourself a deeper grave."
C1: "Yeah, I know."

receives right hook to the face] "Okay. I deserved that. A lot."

"Whatever happens, please...don't forgive me."

"Hey, I'm not going to be executed for treason, am I? 'Cause if I am, I'm *totally* cool with exhile."

"It'll be the shortest war ever! We wouldn't even have to worry about it leavin' the room!"

"Well of course we would take precautions, they ain't human after all."
"*Excuse me*! Shouldn't this be a *bit* more common knowledge?"

"He may appear dainty as all hell, but I know the look of someone like him--a person who's fine with doing anything, even killin', if he wants something bad enough."

"Those guys would probably pluck out my eyeballs."
"Actually, it's cut out, and it'll just be one of them--we'll let you pick. That's if you're convicted of course."
"Of course..."

immediately upon opening eyes] "Please, *please* tell me this is a horrible hallucination brought on by bloodloss."
"Is that any way to talk to the one who saved your life?"

"Of course, nothing is done out of the goodness of your heart with you. Not that you had any goodnes in your heart to begin with."

"If there is anything we can all agree on, it is that you should never procreate."

"Fortunately, our libraries are not as hazardous as your own. We wouldn't want any alterations to genetic make-ups, now would we?"
"How did you find out about that?"

"You brought a thief with you?"
"If my conclusions are correct, so did you."
"That is a completely different situation."
"Not really."

"You're single so you're fair game."
"'Game'? As in hunting?"
"Exactly like that."

"The only thing worse than a smite-happy god with no sense of humor is a smite-happy god with an well developed sense of humor!"
--

"Don't worry buddy. I won't leave you to die alone. But when you do kick it, I'm robbing your body. Just giving you fair warning."

--
"Enough of the time travel shenanigans! I've tried to keep track of it but there's just too much! I even made a flow chart, but its just looks like an octopus threw up a ball of yarn!"

"It's so hard being the secondary leader to the person who's saving the world. When they go off the deep end, everyone blames you."

C1: Dude you're an OAPeido!
C2: Very true, what's your point?
C1: I know some tasty over 70's
C2: Called Norman? Ahhh Norman.
C1: You. Are. Sick.

C1: I have to confess. I don't like his hair style.
C2: I didn't to start with, but when we're in bed together and he's above me he looks like Mufasa
C1: Hahahahahahahaha. You freak.

'Sniff the sunshine, smell the future'

'Free heart, open mind...but no luck what so ever.'

'On bleeding knee’s she will plea
Beg for her kind to be free
The riches of the land breed hate
All justice gone, lost in debate
A tall dark stranger knocks
Time is running out on all the clocks'

"It's worth lending someone money if you never see that person again."

"Hey Zack, how important does someone have to be for them to be 'assassinated' and not just plain old 'murdered'?"
"Do I want to know why you're asking me that?"
"Curiosity?"

"Jimmy, why are you always so... honest?"
"If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything."
"Huh... and for a moment there I thought you were going to say something deep, meaningful."

"Dude! We're, like, famous!"
"So's Swine Flu."

"You having a plan is like..."
"You not having a plan?"
"Yes. But I was trying to think of a better analogy."

He was German, but more Nietzsche than Luther.

"I'm bigger on the inside than I am on the outside... I'm a TARDIS!"

“She’s going to turn your head into a cantaloupe!”

“It’s not my fault you made me spit.”

“The sandwich is a sandwich from the future.”

“What, did someone miss the memo about this being a kid’s show?”

“Is it a bad thing that Gollum reminds me of a Sphynx cat and I want to pet him?”

“When you cooperate with evil, you just get more evil.”

“Don’t pet my leg hairs.”

Blood matted his blond hair together into little clumps, making him resemble a shaggy dog that had just been kicked.

“Oh listen, it’s another sob story.”

“I’m not misleading. A man can always count on honesty and fairness,” he lied.

“I may be a linguist but even I am at a loss of words at this moment. The words of love in any language do not carry any meaning in this moment.”

“The insanity defence makes your life so much easier.”

“Your new haircut makes you look like a hobbit or maybe Justin Bieber. Hey, what if Justin Bieber is a hobbit? That might explain some things.”

He did not want to lose his head. No thank you, he was very connected to that.

If you even dare use the words "love" or "friendship" in the next sentence, your body will be sent to your parents in a jar.

C1: Relax, the pioneers used to eat wild animals all the time.
C2: Yeah, and only twenty percent made it to thirty.

I find stabbing people in the back so boring. Stabbing people in the front is where the fun's at.

She was surprisingly calm despite waking up to her cat opening the door for a man wearing nothing but a speedo.

I always hated that chair. The fact that holds a portal to hell just proves that I was right.

I met the love of my life when I was six. He shoved me in a mud puddle and I called him a four letter word.

Never. Insult. Coffee. Again. Or else.

I can see why you would make that mistake. From the back, Mr. Henley does look like a gorilla.

After a while, I was no longer disturbed by him making out with his foot.

Next time you bring your friend home, put down some newspaper, dear.

Three minutes after her parents gave her "the talk" with detailed diagrams, she decided to become a nun.

CH1: “I know that look CH2. Whatever you’re planning on doing man, don’t do it, and don’t even try dragging me into it.”
CH2: “It’s nothing bad CH!, I’m just trying to prove a point.”
CH1: “That’s what you say every time.”
CH2: “But this time I mean it.”

"First of all, the world is not going to end in 2012."
"So the Mayans were wrong?"
"They ran out of ink."

"He is a brilliant man, but I trust you've been around long enough to understand that brilliance and cruelty often go hand-in-hand."

"even God has a sense of humor. Just look at the Platypus."

"I do not hide behind masks, I do not know it all, and I don’t know who I want to be,I just know I want fewer reasons to cry about"

"Five feet of rope, six clothespins, and a jar of KY. You figure it out!"

This next one I find incredibly fun... thank you Bill Cosby:

"How Long Can You Tread Water?!?!?!"

(A vegetarian friend on the smell of bbq): It smells like burning flesh. Because that's what it is...

Oh, this one's really weird... it must be mine!

Why do you exist?

Your application for more love has been denied.

C1: Why does this lens always make my face look fat?
C2: Maybe that's just how you look.

C1: What were you going to do with your $50 model wand?
C2: Pretend I was magical. It's pretty!
C1: It's a stick!

C1: For Narnia!
C2: Why the battle cry?
C1: I just say that whenever I'm about to do something mildly challenging.

After saying something tacky. "Oh, I'm sorry. Was that in bad taste?

About someone with half a mullet.
C1: "It was like a tiny, baby mullet. Like he wasn't sure he really wanted to grow one."
C2: "Maybe he's just afraid of commitment. I mean, growing a mullet is a full time thing. Some guys just can't handle a relationship like that."

Both of these came out of a conversation with the same person today. We're both a tiny bit crazy. Also, slightly insensitive.

"You've put too much water in your cup. It's spilling."
"You've put too much crap into your mouth. It's spewing."

"Why do you have so much on your paper?"
"I'm delving into my subconscious and penning down my every thought."
C1 paused to scribble something down.
"Including this, and that."

C1 "I'd marry myself, well, myself in guy form"
C2 "Are you sure?"
C1 "Why wouldn't I be sure?"
C2 "Because you're drinking from a sippy cup?"
C1 "Wait, only lesbiens use sippy cups?"

"Sociopaths don’t eat trail mix"

"His hair doesn’t match his face!"

C1“Is that like hair porn?”
C2“Hair WHAT???”

"Everything’s just green and fuzzy!"

"Seriously, if you don’t stop it, I’ll have to spray you in the eyes with Windex."

"If you annoy the sociopath, she will hit you in the head with a broom."

"I will spit on you in your sleep!"

C1“I’m making pretty bracelets!”
C2“C1, no one thinks you’re THAT gay.”

C1“Stop hitting people with giraffes!”
C2“It’s name is SHERLOCK!”

"If someone stalks C1, she will smother them with pillows. But if they’re not really stalking her, she won’t really smother them."

"I can’t move to Germany! Then I can’t make Nazi jokes."

"I wish I was in Iraq right now- it seems like a fun place to be."

"Sit Vis Vobiscum" (May the force be with you in Lantin, for your nerdiest charictars)

C1“Fire?”
C2“Bombs?”
C3“I want one!”

"Red food dye is made from magical RoboBeetles from Hogwarts."

C1“Mice can’t get drunk!”
C2“Oh YES they can!”

C1: So now you're going to kill me?
C2: Of course not. Death is so *final*. Torture, on the other hand, lasts a lifetime. [sadistic grin]

"Do you know why it is that the 'good guys' always win? The winners are the ones who write the history books."

C1: Wait, so all I have to do to save the world is dance?
C2: It sounds simple, like singing.
C3: Fools! Anyone can sing, but only a few can truly dance.


Now that I have just finished house cleaning...

BYE!!!!

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Running Away by Alice Bekett reviews
Instead of killing the dragon in the arena, Hiccup decides to fly away from Berk on Toothless.He finds a small island,and lives there,bartering with the people who live on a nearby island. Five years later,Stoick finds his son again. Chaos, of course, ensues.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 68,167 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 14h - Published: 7/13/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless, Stoick, Gobber
Complications by xVine Archerex reviews
Where ever she looks, Beka Cooper sees another problem. With her family falling apart, the kingdoms economy on the verge of collapse, and her person life in shambles, can she overcome these complications with help from her friends? Alternate version to Bloodhound. BxR. Rated T.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,300 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Rosto the Piper, Rebakah C./Beka
All in the Faculty by Monster Mads reviews
Workaholic Alex Rider is given one month's vacation time against his will. Seeing that he doesn't actually have a life outside, well, spying, he's not entirely sure what to do with himself. So he pays Professor Harris a visit as his new, ahem, "assistant teacher". Alex/Tom!Friendship.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,856 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Lies by JinxedJaguar reviews
My friends know me better than I do, but is everything I thought I was a lie? Do my friends actually like me? Is all I'll ever know going to be a lie? [CraftBattleDuty, TBNRfrags, BajanCanadian, Woofless, Vikkstar123, NoochM]
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,792 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 7/11/2014
Bringing Back Will by Ward Orphan reviews
SPOILER ALERT: Maddie is the only one who can pull Will out of his gloom after Alyss's death. She puts her life on the line to help him in his most important mission yet, but will she be able to bring him back to the Will she once knew? Rated T because of the violence that comes with a Ranger's life.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,802 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 10/18/2014
Till Death Do Us Part by Megabyte22 reviews
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third is dying. According to Berk's resident healer, they should just let nature take its course. But when Astrid discovers that Outcast Island has rare crystals that can heal anything, she makes it her mission to obtain them. Will The Outcasts save the day? Will Astrid be too late? Will Berk lose another chief? Read and find out! (HTTY2 spoilers)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,100 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 8/3/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Alvin the Treacherous, Valka
An Epic New Life by Tibricel Tibby reviews
As the light of the moon illuminated Moonhaven Mary Katherine, MK knew it was over, she had missed her chance to return home, to get her old life back. Even though it hurt that it was lost to her, somewhere deep down she knew that it would all work out. The world just felt right, like it was all coming together, and that everything was turning out the way it should. ALT ENDING.
Epic - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Nod, Ronin, M.K., Bomba
A New Generation by missgrant reviews
New page, Ella of Brightleigh, is thrilled to discover that her Training Mistress is none other than Keladry of Mindelan. But will Ella's dark family history hamper her in her quest for knighthood?
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 113,285 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 5/4/2012
They say the World was built for two by AryaNuanen reviews
After being more disappointed of the end of Arya and Eragon than I can say, I will now try to write on their way to their "epic romance", even though it won't be as smooth as some others might think it to be.. Rating will change AXE
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,599 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Arya, Eragon S.
The Best Friends by Crowlows19 reviews
K-Unit is about to learn that revenge, boredom, and paintball is a dangerous combination where these two best friends are concerned. Now a series of scenes about Tom and Alex's friendship in different situations.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 122,990 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Life's a Beach by Monster Mads reviews
A fully-certified MI6 spy, 17-year-old Alex has a lot of fun to catch up on. As his temporary guardian, Wolf isn't going to make it easy for him. Evidently, neither is Fate. Old enemies rise up from the ashes, Alex and K-unit take turns parenting each other, Wolf struggles with his psychotic ex, and everybody learns something new. T for swearing, themes and violence.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 269,418 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Ice and Snow by hallyu1 reviews
The one who can't control powers of ice and snow meets the one who can't be seen by others. While bringing winter to Arendelle, Jack Frost discovers something he never thought he'd find—a girl who has the power of ice and snow. Someone like him. Alike in so many ways, she seems so near, yet so far away. Alone. But together, solitude isn't quite as lonely.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 51,875 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Jack Frost, Elsa
Return as a Rider by quickreader93 reviews
Kel is kicked put of Page training. She leaves all her friends and family, and a few years later she comes and joins the Riders under a different name. She wants to show everyone that she is worthy to be a warrior.K/D
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,801 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 4/15/2009
Child of Winter Solstice by windstruck07 reviews
It was Snow Day in Arendelle. Elsa meant it as a joke to make a snow child, just to humor Anna. They were talking about the legend of the Child of Winter, then Jack Frost comes and joins in on the fun. Alas... the child came to life, calling Elsa her Mama... and an invisible Guardian of Fun her Papa. (JxE) Coverart by Story Hunter
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 165,258 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Jack Frost, Elsa, OC
Reluctant, Highly Dangerous Babysitters by neymat96 reviews
They want Alex and they'll do anything to get him. But, Alan Blunt isn't going to let go of his secret weapon that easily. And, the best way to do that, is to send him and a few others to a secure facility. So what if the soldiers are protesting?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,726 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
This is For You, My Rider by LoveWarAndTragedy reviews
A rider will be born, a king will rise, a queen will fall, love will be found, revenge will be taken, and the limits of forever will be tested. Eragon will be captured and only through tragedy, does Arya realize her true feelings. Story is centered mostly around Arya and Eragon, and how their relationship will affect the war. However, a OC is introduced. Post Brisingr AryaXEragon
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 79,718 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Arya, Eragon S., OC
Sweet 'N' Sour by Winter Summers reviews
A bit of Valduggery.. actully a lot :) Songfics..Fanfics yadda yadda,..Give it a read ;)
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,730 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 12/21/2013
Older by edge-of-bizarre reviews
The Berk teens are not so young anymore, but now instead of facing terrifying dragons, they face growing up. Getting older means responsibility and work... and marriage? How will the Vikings handle all of these things? Hiccup/Astrid, Ruffnut/Snotlout, Fishlegs/OC and Tuffnut/OC Rated T just for language but might be changed to m for later chapters
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 81,411 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Hiccup, Astrid, Snotlout, Ruffnut
Uninvited Houseguests by RugitusAstra reviews
House guests are annoying at best. At worst, they're a team of SAS men forced on you by Alan Blunt. When an injured Alex returns from a mission, Alan Blunt sends K-unit to his house as "bodyguards". As if he needs bodyguards. Set a few years after Scorpia Rises, America didn't work out. My first story, feedback appreciated, good or bad.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,707 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle, Ben D./Fox, Wolf - Complete
Of Cold Appearances and Warm Hearts by ClearEyes reviews
The pale man with startling white hair and beautiful blue eyes walked through the ballroom with his dark blue cloak trailing him as well as a fine layer of... frost? Then, the man spoke up, addressing Queen Elsa: "I've come to collect on a debt acquired long ago. I've come looking for you, Queen Elsa, for we are to get married on the winter solstice." Rating may change later on.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 186,345 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 2/26/2014 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] Anna
What if? by My Alias is Alias reviews
What would it be like if Alex suddenly got epilepsy? Inspired by Starry Bright Light's "Starting Anew" My first fanfic! Rated T for angst and swearing. Other than that, it should probably be K .
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Snake
Born Again by Samwell Stark reviews
The Skeleton Detective and his partner Valkyrie Cain return to Ireland after their last case resulted in him regaining a flesh and blood body. As always, the duo will face hilarity and calamity as they and the criminals they hunt become accustomed to a living, breathing Skulduggery Pleasant. Valduggery.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Black Ice by FreeJoy reviews
Jack's powers mysteriously start to fail him. The Man on the Moon instructs him to go the Kingdom of Arendelle and talk with the Queen. Elsa is getting to use her powers but when her longing for love makes her powers lash out, she questions if she really can control them. While she is focused on her power, the court tells her it is time to find a suitor. {[A JELSA FANFICTION]}
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,218 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 3/26/2014 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] [Anna, Kristoff B.]
For My Rider by elvin blade reviews
read a/n summary posted newer version
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,601 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Arya, Eragon S.
Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 169,938 - Reviews: 3263 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 3,076 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
A normal life? by Robin Rider reviews
A new home. A new family. Six brothers, all with a back-story. A sister that seems to resent you. The house is already filled with so many secrets so when Alex comes along things go off track. Add in K-unit, MI6, new and old enemies and what do you get? Alex Riders life. This time he won't be able to save everyone!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,073 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Life Happens by ChacketPelly reviews
After being sent to live with wolf after Jack died, Sixteen Year Old Alex Rider has been held captive by Scorpia for three months and everyone thinks he is dead. Now Alex and k unit have to get back into the swing of things and it's not going to be pretty. Rated T for language, themes and safety.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,555 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Alex R./Cub
the sister of flame by Free.Spirit140 reviews
For hundreds of years Annabel clutched to the one hope that her brother was alive. The only fact that had held this hope together was that he had died in the same type of way she had, saving a child. But now she has to find out for sure if the new Guardian really is her brother! Not too good with summary's basically it's Jack's sister as a spirit! rated T just in case!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,316 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 7/7/2014
Leap of Faith by Darkheart Du Lac reviews
A night exercise at Brecon Beacons on a dangerous, untested new course. Can Alex and K Unit put aside their differences long enough to survive, or will it all come crashing down under the pressure?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,766 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle, Snake, Wolf
A Familiar Face Changes Everything by AlexRiderandMIHigh4infinity reviews
Alex Rider, 15, is killed. 2 years later Alex turns up at the bank. He then is sent to B.B for training and runs into K-Unit. Alex is undercover so the unit doesn't know who he really is. Then his class come along after a SCORPIA attack at school. No one knew who he really was until...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 10/19/2013 - A. Blunt, Alex R./Cub, Tom H., Wolf
Frozen Future by TheCatnipMadness reviews
Becoming a winter spirit, then turning to a Guardian, and then into a Prince. Follow me into the story of the Frozen Future of our beloved winter child. Summary sucks, i guess the story is better
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,223 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Tooth
Meet again by Demonicruler83 reviews
Alex's new guardians is his suppose to be dead family. What happens when he finds out? Might involve K-unit. Disclaimer: I do not own anything.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Helen R., John R., Yassen G.
Skulduggery Pleasant One-Shots by BeautyandBones reviews
So basically these are just some Skulduggery one-shots, these are my first ever stories! i hope you like them, please review :)
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Disappear by HollyBlue2 reviews
-The fire alarm was whirring away, people were screaming and shouting from the floor below, Tom could hear sirens in the distance. He imagined the several fire engines heading their direction to put out the fires that dotted the area from the bomb-
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
To Death and Glory by Merlyn Pyndragon reviews
Five years after the adventure in Nihon-Ja, life seems quiet for Rangers Halt and Will, quiet at last. That is, until a beast from the east comes prowling for Champions. A Toscan lord is recruiting skilled warriors from various countries to fight in the colossal Arena of Romena. Most of these warriors are not willing contestants. And now he's in Araluen, with an eye on a Ranger.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 168,521 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Will, Halt, Horace, Gilan
Alex Gets His Revenge by The-Wasteland-Renegade reviews
Alex is sent back to the SAS by MI6 and ends up being stuck with K-unit. Alex uses the time there for payback. Everything changes when an accident reveals people he thought long dead. With new allies, an old enemy, everything is about to change, and thats just the beginning.*NEW CHAPTER 11/1/15
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,203 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Major Peril by randomness6 reviews
Alex was just at school. He shouldn't have been in any danger. But his other life caught up with him. Rating for violence and torture. Edited.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Alex finally gets it by Trulyembarrassed reviews
Alex Rider is tired of SAS men trying to control his life. But perhaps it wasn't the best idea to sneak out when severely injured. Follow Alex as he discovers that he doesn't have to fight bad guys, or adolescence, on his own. Contains tidbits of Tom Harris, Ben Daniels, and Mrs. Jones. Rated T for possible CP. Warning: May contain CP (corporal punishment) in later chapters.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Snake
The Little Match Girl by romeoandcinderella reviews
Everyone loves winter, or at least that's what Jack Frost thought until he saw her. On a cold New Year's Eve, The Little Match Girl busied herself, warming the young boy on the cold, cruel, snowy night.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,395 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Jack Frost, OC
The Rider Family Legacy by Cahillsky reviews
Scorpia has fallen. Many agents had been forced into hiding because of them, and now, some have decided to come out. Agents said to be dead, agents mourned by their families. Particularly those with the last name Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Helen R., Ian R., John R.
Turning Tables by KiwiPerson reviews
Alex Rider finally is getting on with his new life after Jack died. He never went to live with the Pleasures, instead, he is sent to live at the SAS camp with K-Unit until he is 21. 3 years later, an 18 year old Alex's life is thrown into turmoil when his old classmates come in to the picture. Will anyone recognize him? Can he keep his secret safe? Will MI6 re-enter his life again?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,020 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf
Reading Tricksters Choice by Black160 reviews
The Gods are at it again this time to change the future. Better summary inside...
Trickster series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,946 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 3/7/2012
Payback by ValkyrieCain98 reviews
An expected arrival...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,896 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
HTTYD: Born on an Island by MorganStranger reviews
Hiccup tries to do his best to comfort Astrid while Valka and Gothi do their best. It has been a long night, but it proves to be the best thing that every happens in their life...SO FAR
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2014
Lillea Dröttningu by kAv09 reviews
Eragon and Arya spent a few days together in Ellesméra. The book did not say what they were doing. Approximately 17 years later, a dragon hatches for their daughter, Lillea, and Arya may be forced to confront the past.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,361 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 11/29/2011 - [Arya, Eragon S.] OC
My Hero by xxicedcoffeexx reviews
So this is an Alex and Sabina story. Please read and review! First story syndrome :)
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,767 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Sabina P.
Forever and a Day by alphawolf96 reviews
Always There now re-titled! Sorry Starskulls (Author of Remember me) used my title so I had to change it, I'm really pissed too! This is just a bunch of oneshots and story arcs of Jack Frost after the movie as he interacts with the other Guardians and how they al learn to be a family together. A lot of brotherly love between Jack Frost and E. Aster Bunnymund.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,027 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Sandy
A RIder's Luck by PlatinumOwl reviews
Alex has the worst luck. Now a couple of shots.( I'm not giving anymore numbers, I'm tired of changing this thing.) May change with inspiration. Also, I don't own Alex Rider. Consider this the disclaimer.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H., Yassen G. - Complete
Threat, surprises, training and truths by foodbox reviews
A treat makes everything change and secrets get out. Alex has to live with people knowing his secrets while trying to stop a world war from starting without stepping out in the field again. Attempting to continue story
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,452 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Sabina P.
The Queen's Guardian by XxScarletxRosexX reviews
It's a little over a week since the catastrophic turn of events on Elsa's coronation day and Queen Elsa is slowly growing used to her new life after 13 years of servitude in isolation. Now that she's free to use her powers in the open, Elsa still fears that her powers may cause harm without proper rehearsals-a difficult lesson she must embark on her own... (full summary in ch. 1)
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,272 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Jack Frost, Elsa
Ganga Fram by alfakyn-elf reviews
Post Inheritance So there's spoilers . What happens when Eragon doesn't leave, but rather finds a new place to train the Dragon Riders. Will his relationship with Arya blossom? Will there be new evil lurking in the dark? EragonxArya
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,889 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Complete
Sink or swim by juliasejanus reviews
Complete AU part way through Skeleton Key. Alex Rider's luck runs out or does it? Life continues back in London. Disabled Alex. References to Slash, Rape and Torture (not graphic).
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 75,387 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Alex R./Cub
A Snake Meeting on Downey Street by The Self-Proclaimed Book Whore reviews
What happens when K-Unit is sent to get Alex for a COBRA meeting during school hours. Too bad Wolf is doing Wolfie things, Fox is doing super-secret spy stuff and Snake and Bear are arguing about terrorist experts. What will Eagle do?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle, Tom H. - Complete
Trouble Maker by Kaekoa reviews
When Alex Rider gets called to come to the bank, he doesn't expect a new guardian. He's determined to make his guardians life a living hell. But what happens when he finds out that his guardian won't just sit and take it? Can he get himself in enough trouble to make the poor guy's life hell? Is his guardian really that bad?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,992 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Snake, Eagle, Wolf, Ben D./Fox
What Does it Mean? by Kataryanna reviews
Jack Frost is the Guardian of Fun. He loves to start snowball fights and give a particular Bunny a rather hard time. What happens when the king of fun starts to have second thoughts about Fun, following a tragic incident? If he had been more careful, maybe she would still be alive. Rated T Because I am not quite sure what will be happening.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,976 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Jack Frost
Do it for the Vine by Half an Inch reviews
Tom Harris doesn't always have the best ideas...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2014
A Shot from the Past by FigmentsoftheImagination reviews
Alex Rider is alone in his world. With everyone he ever cared for,dead, he has nothing left live for. So why is it that he wakes up fourteen again, with Jacky screaming at him to get ready for school? He must of really hit his head on that table. Either that or he was dead. Cause there was no way that time travel could exist...right?"
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,634 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Alex R./Cub
I'm What? by GuardianEclipse reviews
The Guardians are invited to the North Pole for a week and have a New Year's party to celebrate the year and what has been accomplish during this year. Something goes wrong to have Jack mad at Bunny for partying to hard and causes one of the Guardians to be...pregnant. Yaoi Fanfic BunnyXJack.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 8/21/2014 - [Bunnymund, Jack Frost] North, Man in the Moon
Grǫn við Ik - Listen to Me (A HTTYD FanFic) by sselhtootandpuccih reviews
This takes place ten years after Nyr Frysta - New Beginnings. Hiccup is now the proud father of two children: Hackett and Unn. Unn is very imaginative and wishes her parents would understand her more like they did her older brother. Lots of misunderstandings turn into a lot of trouble. What adventures will be waiting for them? I rated this T to be safe. If you like it, let me know.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,536 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Stormfly
Cub? by LiLlY.13.wRiTeR reviews
"How bout you cub. Fell good to be alive today." "Wolf it's a bloody Monday morning, I'm in hell. I don't feel particularly alive on this fine day."   The younger turned to face the Sargent. He had blonde hair with dark streaks of brown. Tom's eyes widened. "Cub." He whispered.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H., Wolf - Complete
Gifted Miracle by rockster0810 reviews
13 years after the woman he loves was married and taken to a far off land, Hiccup is alone and miserable. When he is called off to help another village with their dragon problem, he gets the shock of his life and another chance at the life he always wanted. My own idea at a sequel of *HER GIFT*. I don't own HTTYD or Her Gift.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,371 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Hiccup, Astrid
Peter Quill: Sleep Cuddler by The Forgotten Nobody reviews
Some people sleepwalk. Peter sleep-sneaks into people's bed and cuddles them.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
To Bare Witness by Crowlows19 reviews
Wolf has been sent to watch over a high security witness after his life has been threatened by SCORPIA. What he didn't bank on was a teenager with a knack for trouble. Can he keep the kid safe or will dark secrets threaten everyone's security?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,529 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Wolf, Snake
Take My Pain Away by The Forgotten Nobody reviews
While stopping off for supplies, Peter is attacked by Ronan supports who recognise the infamous Star-Lord. Near death, it is left to the other guardians to take care of him. Fill for a prompt on the guardians kink meme.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,719 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Northern Winds by HuginnsMuse reviews
The war with the north has reached a end, and finally Tortall can rebuild and mend it's wounds. That is until the Protector of the Small is called to serve her king once again, in a way and place she least expected.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,462 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Keladry
Eragon's and Arya's Love by TheEragonWriter reviews
Eragon and Arya now in love
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,712 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Eragon S., Arya
Our Favorite Guardians by Janazza reviews
From heart wrenching betrayal to being attacked by his fairy fanclub, life with the new guardian of fun was not said to be easy. Watch as our favorite guardians grow closer through their trials in life. 1-3 shots.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 45,275 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Jack Frost
Berk and Dragons by hiccupandtoothlessforever reviews
Instead of showing Berk that dragons are not the creatures they think they are Hiccup refuses to kill the dragon. Getting exiled from Berk Hiccup is gone for two years. When he comes back to save Berk from a attack. He comes with a new position and new title. Can he save his old home?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,913 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Stoick, OC - Complete
The Seventh Year Heads by Vanity Storm reviews
October 27th 1998 Granger… I hated her at one stage. But then again I've hated a lot of people at different times. She helped me. Helped the enemy. Hermione and Draco in their 7th year are Heads of Hogwarts. Not everything is going to go smooth especially with a Snake and a Lion. T because it probably needs it... hope you enjoy and R&R * V.S * on a slight hiatus due to exams
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,889 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Let No One Think I Gave In by Karai III reviews
A traumatic experience leaves Alex with an unhealthy attachment to a certain soldier who's quite frankly in over his head. Plot and chap 1&2 adopted from ovolamp.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,011 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
I Blame You by An-Jelly-Ca reviews
Kel's pregnant. Who wants to tell her she can't go kill Scanrans? KelDom! R&R! Chapter 33 Up!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 45,018 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Keladry, Domitan
The Little Things Can't Hurt Me by AlwaysHuman reviews
Alex is 17. After a mission where he is rescued by K-Unit, he is sent to BB for training. I know used plot. Twist. Broklands? Rated T 'cause i'm paranoid.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014
One out of a million by LiLlY.13.wRiTeR reviews
Alex's class is picked to go to beacons beacons, yet Alex isn't at school has away on a mission. When Tom James and their classmates meet a familiar face wandering threw camp will secrets be reveled?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H., Wolf
By Deaths to Die by Marwana reviews
A dead body on the stoop of their school brings a familiar face back to them.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/28/2014 - A. Blunt, Alex R./Cub - Complete
the Kidnapping by theoakleafbearer reviews
While Alyss is at castle Araulen and Will has crashed in front of the fire, a mysterious stranger with malicious intent approaches. What will the consequences will the couple face?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Will
Excruciating by Half an Inch reviews
Alex clutched at his injured leg, seething in the white hot grips of excruciating pain.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S.
3 Years Changes a lot of Things by DoomsdayBeamXD reviews
What would happen if Astrid did not follow Hiccup through the forest, there by not meet Toothless? What would happen if instead of running away, both Toothless and Hiccup go to kill the Red Death? What would happen if no one ended the war between the Vikings and the Dragons? Read if you want the answer of those questions
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,827 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless
Betrayal by Half an Inch reviews
When an especially horrific mission leaves Alex Rider injured, he needs all the help he can get - whether he wants it or not.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,716 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Make or Break by Alexrider999 reviews
Alex is sent to the SAS after a very stressful mission in Tokyo. Can Wolf and the others help him with Ben on a mission in the states and no else to take care of him. Will Alex make it or will he finally break?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/10/2014
Ranger's Apprentice: A New Generation by Tigre y Lobo reviews
My friend and I were not expecting a routine trip to the library to turn into an adventure of a life time. Join us as we get sucked into our favorite book and strive to become what we've always dreamed of : Ranger's Apprentice.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,553 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 5/28/2013
Starting Over by BJoker reviews
A couple of years after the events of the movie, Berk is in war with Dagur and his army when the worst happens, Hiccup and Toothless are overwhelmed and captured. As a last desperate stand, Hiccup sacrifices himself for Toothless while the dragon does the same for his rider. Instead of dying Hiccup finds himself back to the night he first managed to bring down a Night Fury.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,162 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless
Return From Escape by Godric's Pen reviews
Astrid let him go. She let Hiccup charge to the rescue of his beloved dragon. She let him go. In every sense. So, what happens when he comes back?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,474 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Hiccup, Astrid
Aftermath by Astacia reviews
Set 12 months after Scorpia Rising: Alex Rider has created himself a new life at Brecon Beacons as a permanent part of K-unit. His world is once again thrown into chaos when circumstances force the 11th year Boys of Brooklands to train at Brecon Beacons. Now Alex has to struggle with past demons while fighting a new enemy - one that fights for all the wrong reasons.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf
Late Night Date Night by Insanely Me reviews
Alex Rider, teen spy extraordinaire, is most definitely not sitting alone on his couch on a Friday night. He's absolutely certain that there's another way to phrase it. (Rated K for incredibly mild language. Blink and you'll miss it.)
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Believing by adam.anellaer reviews
Wondered why can't the Guardians show themselves to children? Well, North just asked Jack to not show himself to Jamie again. Or any other child. He doesn't understand why and gets mad, so he goes talk with a certain fairy. Other oneshots. RS with them being cuties to each other *w*
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,378 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 4/6/2013 - [Jack Frost, Tooth]
Stranger things have happened by Tempest Autum reviews
Sometimes Alex couldn't stand Wolf's guts. And mostly Wolf could just about strangle his ward. But some days, they had quite a good run together.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Redemption by girlinatrenchcoat reviews
He felt like he had been punched. His father, who had been dead for all of his life was standing in front of him. His daddy was right there, and all he could do was stare. "Alex?" John whispered. His voice carried across the room. "Dad?" Alex replied. [After Scorpia Rising, AU]
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,061 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Alex R./Cub, John R.
A New Tradition by theforgetfulalchemist reviews
Hiccup tends to walk into disasters even in fatherhood. Warning: now containing HTTYD 2 spoilers.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 18,098 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup
Second Chances by vanarian reviews
Alex is back at Brecon Beacons, but how does he know Yassen Gregorovich? And why would a teenager know so much about Scorpia? Can he learn to trust again and find a new family in K-unit, or does the past have too strong a hold on him?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Alex R./Cub
Law of Love by MirkaKaroliina reviews
One little law can change everything. Is Elsa really ready for an arranged marriage just to make her sister happy? AU Jelsa
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,682 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 3/18/2014 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] - Complete
The beauty of Hindsight by PaulaB87 reviews
Wyldon does not allow Kel to stay at the end of her first year changing the events to unfold in Tortall. So the great mother goddess gives to eight people the four books that should have been Kels story as they read the books and comment. More inside
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,933 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Keladry
Inevitable by vanarian reviews
It really was inevitable they would meet again sometime. If even just through coincidence. K-unit and Alex.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Back Again? by chocolvr260 reviews
Alex is sent back to Brecon Beacons, along with K-Unit who is going to do extra training. K-Unit expects to see the Cub they remember, but what happens when that Cub was lost more than two years prior? And how will Alex, after losing everyone, react to being back again? Rated T to be safe. Minor swearing, violence and injury.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Alex R./Cub
Kids by TheKiller1227 reviews
Tobias and Tris are married and have always wanted kids. So, when Tris is pregnant they are extricate. But are they ready? Guess you'll just have to wait and read. AU no war. The first chapter is the prologue. BTW this is set during the initiation, seven years after Tris's.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,955 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Let the Protector be Protected by JoliesMe reviews
/"It's time to step down from playing hero, Alex." Ben whispered as he reached over the young boy who had tears streaming down his face. His arms rounded on the blonde and pressed Alex near his own body. "Now, let me protect you…"/ Sick!Alex. SAS-Alex fluff, no slash. Oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Nyr Frysta - New Beginnings (A HTTYD FanFic) by sselhtootandpuccih reviews
Hiccup and Astrid have just gotten married. Now they have new responsibilities. Becoming chief, pregnancy, and a new Night Fury is only the beginning. Will they make it through? For the most part it is T but there are slight scents of lemon. If you like it, please let me know. If you don't, you don't need to keep reading.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,920 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Hiccup, Astrid, Toothless, Stormfly - Complete
Denying the Inevitable by Half an Inch reviews
Distracted as he was, Ben didn't see another Scorpia assassin sneak up behind him. He heard a gunshot. Alex has my back. He smiled at the seventeen-year-old as the soon-to-be killer crumpled to the floor, dead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Brookland to Brecon Beacons by BringAlexRiderBack reviews
Brookland School have recieved threats from SCORPIA. MI6 send them to the SAS camp at Brecon Beacons. Alex is already there, despite being absent from school for three months. Can Alex stay undercover as Cub and not be rumbled by Brookland or try not to give himself away? Let's Bring Cub Back!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 84 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
World of Darkness by Shimy reviews
"Dragons and Vikings, enemies again? After all they had all accomplished together? All the work they had put into their partnership and friendship? Had it really all been for nothing?" - An insert for HTTYD 2. About something that WILL happen in the movie. Contains a HUGE SPOILER! PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW! Rated T for safety.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup]
Cafuné by Monster Mads reviews
Sabina Pleasure the journalist and Alex Rider the overseas banker have been married for five years. Alex/Sabina
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Sabina P.
Winter and Snow Love by The Atlantean reviews
Elsa is engaged to a handsome Duke but what happens when a white hair guardian comes into her life and turns it upside down? Jelsa, Kristanna.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,717 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 4/8/2014 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] [Anna, Kristoff B.] - Complete
Dulce et Decorum by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex thought he was well out of the world of spies and soldiers, but with his friends still embroiled in the SAS, it was only a matter of time until he was sucked back in. And this time, the cost will be higher than ever before. SEQUEL to Pro Patria Mori.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,001 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Clumsy by scamp87 reviews
Alex is really clumsy when he is sick, Blunt pays the consequences. Funny one-shot!
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/13/2014 - A. Blunt, Alex R./Cub
Office by Half an Inch reviews
Office cubicles can be boring. None knows that better, than Ben Daniels.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Tomorrow Comes Today by ScarredNotBroken reviews
Two months after being declared MIA, MI6 give up all hope that Alex Rider is still among the living - until the SAS stumble upon the now-eighteen-year old on a remote island. But can they truly rescue him when the enemy is pulling all the strings? *Temporary Hiatus - see most recent chapter*
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,041 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Hopefully a Good Cliche by MDover18 reviews
Alex returns to Brecon Beacons battered but never broken. He meets people old and new who help him heal old wounds. A common plot but I am trying to put some substance in it. And hey they became overdone for a reason.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Snake, Wolf
Skulduggery Pleasant Short Stories by Skullets reviews
these short stories will be a chapter. don't worry! i'll make sure there's a good balance of genres. yeah! please PM requests. R&R if you wish i love imput!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,723 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
The Apprentice's Apprentice by ShadowedSword21 reviews
Will Treaty's Apprentice, well, old apprentice, has an apprentice! How will this go as he and his apprentice, June, struggle to prove she has what it takes to be a King's Ranger? There is something else in the mix as well a characters dark past appears.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 75,957 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
Time to Start A New by crbigpapi reviews
Eragon leaves Alagaesia to start his new life as the leader of the riders. Will he ever find a new home? Will he ever see Arya again? Who knows read to find out. This story is now complete.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,484 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Eragon S., Arya, Saphira, Fírnen - Complete
Another One Bites The Dust by LifeAsMe reviews
K-Unit think that they are on just another mission, but when their mission turns into a rescue, things will start to change. When Wolf and Alex are down for the count, how will the team cope? They should know by now, there is always trouble in the world of Alex Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
The Dark Prince by Estelle Stafford reviews
M.K. Is attending college two hours away but months into her first year, the Flower QUeen asks for her help, she finds out that there is something not only threatening the Jinn and the boggans but also other forest worlds, but the threat is somewhere in the Stompers world so Nod will get to see the view from above.
Epic - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,228 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 7/16/2013 - [M.K., Nod]
Why Did They Leave Me? by bookworm8700 reviews
Summary- Alex Rider has left the U.S. after the pleasures died in a "freak accident". Alex Rider is now Alex Daniels and is enlisted in the SAS with a new unit (X-unit) with the occasional visit from k-unit including Ben. When the sergeant calls a surprise meeting, Alex never expected his parents to walk on stage. (rated T for language)
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,068 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Ian R., John R.
Permanent Marker by Snoweylily reviews
Scorpia Rising changed him. For better. For worse. Nobody knows. But now, four years later, their back and out to get him. 19 year old Alex Rider, MI6's best agent, teenage superspy, is sent to the only place on Earth that could possibly protect him. Brecon Beacons. As K-Units unofficial fifth member returns as their official fourth member, how much more changes can Alex take?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,159 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle, Snake, Wolf
Of Average Insanity by Cottonmouth25 reviews
Hiccup undergoes something he really does not want to do, and this prompts him to get his cousin back for the suggestion. Thus, a dare war starts on Berk, and threatens to throw the entire island into turmoil - all because of a few teenagers. Inspired by AnimationNut's fanfic, and includes my OCs as well! Dare suggestions wanted! WARNING: Spoilers for "Legends are Born" inside.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,602 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless
Ask No Questions by Lil Lupin reviews
After Jack decides she's had enough, Alex is forced to live under the same roof as Wolf - fantastic. But what he discovers is a K unit that's falling apart. Can he pull the team back together? Or is what they've been through too much for even Alex to fix? AU, post-Snakehead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,606 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf
Alex's 'Normal' life by The means of procrastinating reviews
After a mission gone horribly wrong Alex is back in the UK orphaned and crippled, with Ben and K unit doing all they can to help him adjust to life with prosthetic limbs how will he cope?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,691 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
When Alex returns to Brecon Beacons by The means of procrastinating reviews
What if Alex returned to Brecon after a handful of missions as 16? He is going through selection but all the others drop out and as the only one left he is partnered with k unit for the last bit. How will they get along two years later? Will they even recognise him? Then what happens when Ben turns up and forces Alex to tell them everything?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,966 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Snake, Wolf - Complete
The Price of a Collar by Apple in the Ocean reviews
Everyone wants to be wanted. Back from America, Alex has to battle with the unwanted attentions of World Intelligence agencies, memories that won't lay to rest, a maybe not-so-new enemy and an old unit who think they can give Alex the family he's always wanted. Battling against so many wants, Alex will have to choose his place fast- before others choose it for him.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 233,122 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Alex R./Cub
Aut Vincere Aut Mori by RedRua reviews
Alex is sent to Brecon Beacons for more training. K-unit realise that something is wrong with Alex after seeing his scars and skills.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Alex R./Cub
Alexander Jonathan Rider-Daniels by The means of procrastinating reviews
Ian dies when Alex is five from a bullet to the heart, the same bullet that almost kills Alex, a new guardian is needed. Who other than Ben Daniels? K unit will appear later.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,379 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Burning The Ashes by Autumn Black 74 reviews
Tris is pregnant again and life is about to get harder than ever... How will the Eaton family cope? Sequel to "Into The Fire." Please read "Into The Fire" before reading this! By the way, this written MUCH better than "Into The Fire".
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,100 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Beckett by Roninarnia reviews
Alex reconnects with his mother's family. Read and Review.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Alex R./Cub
A Series of Drables About Life After Pitch Black by Falcrow-42 reviews
3 years after the Guardians lock Pitch under his bed, the guardians' live are almost back to normal. This is a series of one-shots and aches that all have to do with one another. rated K just because. No swearing, no suggestive themes, this came from the mind of a Mormon 8th grader, so if you don't find them talking about it, you won't find it in here.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,982 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Jack Frost, Jack's sister
Family Ties by nnaa reviews
All Alex Rider has ever wanted is to be left alone and meet the family he never had. However, to escape the grasp of MI6 he really will have to face up to his family ties ... and a long buried secret that will change his life forever...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,641 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R.
Fast by ABookWormForLife reviews
Tom should really have known better than to mess with Alex when he was in a bad mood. Luckily all Alex did was... ONESHOT This is kind of a crack!fic. Rated T just because I felt like it?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Playing With Fire by ILoveChocolateBrownies reviews
Alex and some of his school year are sent to Brecon Beacons as part of a new government initiative. Between extra training with K-unit and deceiving his classmates, Alex soon finds that he is trapped, and time is slowly ticking away... DISCLAIMER: I do not own Alex Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,251 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Alex R./Cub
I'm here by Hairydufflebag reviews
Hiccup is dead, but his body is nowhere to be found. Until 3 years later, a familiar stranger comes back, but as that stranger comes back enemies arise to try and destroy all that he holds dear. You'll be following Hiccup and his days as a Sentinel, an all powerful 'peacekeeper'. I don't own How To Train Your Dragon, or the characters.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,181 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup
one small kiss by Arabella Blue-Dusk reviews
a little Valduggery, dedicated to NerdySkeleton and LythiaHarpen. 1st Valduggery : please read and review, a short and sweet story, thanks! xx
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Brooklands at Brecon Beacons by The means of procrastinating reviews
Alex has been at Brecon for three years but a threat has arisen concerning his old classmates, they are coming to Brecon Beacons for protection. Forgive the probably overused plot line and rubbish summary please...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Tom H.
Take your dad to school day by The means of procrastinating reviews
When Ariana and Eva Daniels have a 'take your dad to school day' they are dreading it. Ben Daniels is on a tour abroad with the rest of his unit. Yet can he make it to the day? ONE SHOT
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Sabina P., OC - Complete
Lost by the hotpocket hunter reviews
Jack's death was the last straw. Age 16, Alex has finally escaped MI6. He enters the SAS under an assumed identity. How will he get along with his new unit?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Alex R./Cub
Impractical by narutogoldylocks reviews
A year has passed since M.K. was turned into a little person and had the adventure of a life time. Now that she has graduated from high school, what will she decide to do with her life? Will she go to college in an attempt to fulfill her mother's dream? Or will she ask for the biggest, most impractical favor ever from a tiny person?
Epic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,453 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 6/21/2013 - M.K., Nod, Dandelion Girl
Inn Mátik Munr by Nefer-T reviews
Life as a young Viking adult in Berk might have gotten a lot more fun since dragons arrived, but theirs is still a harsh world. Battles remain to be fought - against warring tribes, stereotypes, tradition - all for the sake of freedom, willpower...and love.When you have to choose something to sacrifice, which one will you leave behind? Love, or duty?/HICCSTRID
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,769 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup
K-units problem by Arya54 reviews
When Jack leaves for America and Alex wakes up in hospital with no recollection of his last mission, Blunt and Jones send him off to the SAS - permanently. Or more specifically, to K-unit. NO SLASH! My first fanfic! Please r&r :) (Ben (Fox)'s in here too just ran out character spaces ;))
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle, Snake, Wolf
Cub, Fox, K-Unit, and the Navy Seals (Adopted) by Mortiferum reviews
So, this is a story where Alex is an official agent. He got caught SCORPIA. So he's being sent to BB to recover. There is also a supposed to be dead friend/enemy tutoring him, the navy seals also come for a transfer. *Adopted from pokes* *co-authored by pokes*
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Yassen G.
Forever by sholiver reviews
What would happen if the vault of souls was not opened, and Eragon Defeated Galbatorix on his own. What if there where no eggs in there, and somehow Eragon was needed to bring back the Dragon Race. ExS
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,437 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Eragon S., Saphira
The truth will set me free by Monkeys.are.the.best reviews
Alex decides he can't live a normal life with the pleasures so he leaves. He takes on a new identity and moves back to Britain. Now where does an ex-teenage spy go exactly? The SAS of course!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,877 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Alex R./Cub
When i need you the most! by Onyx Shadows reviews
Who will help Valkyrie when Darquesse is trying to control her life, with the Remnant out of Tanith, who has the Remnant token control over and with a new girl in Ireland who knows what havoc is afoot. VALDUGGERY! Could be changed to a rating "M" Enjoy
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,710 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Dom 'daddy' of Masbolle? by RougeLioness reviews
What happens when Kel gets pregnant? Should be a bit of a lengthy story, and it may have some pauses in writings and postings but i promise to keep updating as often as i can. As always Review, like it or don't? I want to know. REVIEW :
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 29,376 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
Riders Homecoming by bookworm8700 reviews
Alex Rider has recently been deployed overseas along with his American troops. Alex has been offered an early leave and he decides to get a kick from it. One-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Sabina P. - Complete
It's All Downhill From Here by AlexRiderandMIHigh4infinity reviews
Alex goes to the bank on an ordinary day. His classmates are there for a trip too. There's an attack and the next thing he knows, his class know his secret and they are all going back to Brecon Beacons with K-Unit. Can the legendary MI6 teen superspy Alex Rider handle the pressure or will it all go downhill from here?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014
Ways I would kill the reflection by Sebastian Castellen reviews
Basically what the title says. There will be some spoilers from the latest books. I always hated the reflection.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Valkyrie’s Reflection, Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P., Lord Vile
Dodging Love Bullets And Fixing Bones by Rosalie Storm reviews
Valduggery, Ghanith and maybe flecherie if im on a good day...this summary sucks...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 116 - Words: 184,867 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 9/20/2011
Luck or Madness by Miss Starkweather reviews
He has been able to go to school and make more friends. But has his luck finally run out. 16 students, including Tom and his nemesis Kyle, are heading to Becon Breacons for a promotional SAS camp. Great. Post Scorpia rising.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,096 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Tom H., Wolf
To Have and To Hold by lolaprior reviews
(Formerly 'Memories) When Tris Prior wakes up in the infirmary with Tobias by her side, all she can remember is being kneed in the groin and a certain Dauntless member licking his lips. When she finds out she's pregnant, what secrets will be revealed throughout the compound? And more important, how will Tobias react? Rated T-M. OC and possibly OOC. I don't own Divergent.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 62,170 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias, Eric - Complete
Rebuilding the Riders by inheritancedrottningu reviews
After the last dragon egg is recovered, Nasuada and the council ask Eragon to consider having a child in the hopes the egg will hatch, and immediately his mind jumps to Arya. Soon another egg is revealed. Murtagh returns to the Varden, will he be accepted and what happens with Nasuada? Set before the fall of Galbatorix, but after the scene in Inheritance where E/A share true names.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 2/8/2012 - [Eragon S., Arya] [Murtagh, Nasuada]
Better Late than Never by I.F.T.S reviews
Pitch never tried to defeat the Guardians, so Jack was never chosen by Man in Moon to join them. Set 300 years after the time of movie; Jack's 600 years old and the most powerful non-Guardian spirit in the world. So when Pitch finally DOES decide to take over the world, will Jack help or turn his back on the Big Four like they did so many times to him?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,221 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Tooth
Long Time No See by MLM24 reviews
Alex is living with the Pleasures and when he is at school an assembly is called and his class is told they are going to be attending a month of training with the Navy Seals and an SAS unit which just happens to be K-Unit. This is my first fanfic! Please give it a shot, and all feedback is welcome, as well as ideas on where yall think this story should lean.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,472 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Wolf, Eagle, Ben D./Fox, Alex R./Cub
Façades That Hide Us-- PERMANENT HIATUS by trillingness reviews
Eel. 23 year old SAS soldier in D Unit, training at Brecon Beacons with the occasional nightmare or flashback, hiding some dangerous secrets. Alex. Teenage spy, mental institute escapee, homeless, broken child, with little left to live for and a past of desperation. When the two become one person, it's up to his SAS friends to work out which is the facade...before it's too late...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,160 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Alex R./Cub
Truth or dare with the guardians by Fancygirl229 reviews
Just a short story about when all the guardians played truth or dare. Update this story is on hiatus for awhile
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 4/10/2013
Reading The Ruins of Gorlan by Tia97 reviews
This is a fan-fiction where characters from Ranger's Apprentice read The Ruins of Gorlam. This takes place after The Lost Stories.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,670 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Will, Alyss
The Devil Amongst Demons by Keepitlocked reviews
Alex Rider is now nineteen and a fully fledged member of MI6. A name known all over the world, he is sought after by almost every intelligence agency for a mission, and wanted by the same amount of terrorist organisations for his death. Sent back to Brecon Beacons for some protection from said terrorists, how will the SAS handle such an unexpected surprise? June 6th; Hiatus.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,388 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Alex R./Cub
What will the future bring? by MerlinAddicted reviews
Majorly a story about Arya's and Eragon's love, but will maybe content other storylines of other Characters... Rating 'cause of may upcoming sexual actions...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Eragon S., Arya
Just Married by Mavi21 reviews
Of all the missions they have received, this one seemed to have touched the most nerves for Skulduggery and Valkyrie, or shall we now say...Mr. and Mrs. McGrath.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,186 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Somnium Visum by PsychoWing reviews
Another mission, another near-death experience. It all seems routine - until what should be a fatal wound changes things. With all the confusion, and the resulting coma, Alex can't help but feel like he's fallen down the rabbit hole. And he isn't sure he wants to climb back out.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,378 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Kidnapped with Enemies by anybodynobodysomebody reviews
Alex is kidnapped along with k-unit but they hate him. How will he cope with the pressure of torture and being excluded?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Snake, Wolf
One Big Happy Family by The Forgotten Nobody reviews
After a rescue mission K-Unit are horrified at what Alex has been through so decide to take him into their flat to recover as Jack is gone and MI6 are now his legal Guardians. Full Summery inside. Sequel posted!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,454 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Complete
Bob the Attack Hippy- SP Spoof by Lucilia Venom reviews
Don't know if anyone will read, but please do. Basically about Bob the Attack Hippy, man dresses, Skulduggery's revolver being turned into a nerf gun... the norm. Always wanted to write something like this, originally a one-shot, will continue if asked :D T because its random Warning: Expect general craziness!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014
Battle for Araluen by Mikkleson Fowl's Treaty reviews
After coming home from Skandia, Will discovers that his friends have been captured by unknown enemies. Of course, Will being Will decides to go rescue them. The Brotherbands decide to tag along, wanting to help the Greatest Ranger ever who Erak never shuts up about.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,326 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Will
SP: The After Years by FlawDiamonds reviews
Join the Skulduggery Pleasant gang through the years after the books. Watch them as they travel through marriage, raising kids and struggling on the dating scene! Valduggery, hinted Ghanith, FletcherxOC. Please enjoy and read and review! :) x
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,845 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Causing Chaos by wolfern reviews
Threeshot. Trilogy? After a mission, Alex visits Brecons Beacons once more. Chaos ensues.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Ruins of Gorlan? by Falcon97 reviews
I've pretty much re-written the Ruins of Gorlan, chapter by chapter. When Moranate the Lord of the Really Wet Mountains Which Are Also Really Dark is foiled in a dastardly attempt to take of the kingdom of Araluuuuen he plots his revenge. Armed with deadly Gargals and Klankykara who can stand against him? Rated K
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,750 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Will, Halt, Morgarath
However Long It Takes by Fate's Silver Chain reviews
After everything that had happened, Alex just hoped for some peace and normalcy- well, as much as he could get now-a-days anyway. But then again, when did anything ever go his way? (4)
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,528 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf
Love under the Menoa tree by KingRider6911 reviews
Arya needs to talk to Eragon under the Menoa tree in the dead of night alone. What could be so important that no one can go with him?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Arya, Eragon S.]
Merry Christmas Alyss by Ranger indecisive reviews
Christmas is a time to be with the ones we love and make us feel loved so Will goes to visit Alyss at her grave on top of the hill. A lot of describing of made up events that happened before Alyss died. Hope you like it and please read and review! Merry Christmas bro's, Over and out :D
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Will, Alyss - Complete
Let Go by whentheresawill reviews
Will is hanging from a tower, and Alyss is holding him for dear life. Takes in place in book 5 (sort of). Enjoy! R&R
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Will, Alyss
Life with the K-unit by KittyBlack62632 reviews
This is a story about how Alex lives with k-unit and how they care about each other. I know, sounds cheesy but is actually good. Hopefully.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Tom H., Wolf
SkulBook by RKellyn reviews
Skulduggery Pleasant as told through facebook. T, but should be M for Caelan's profile picture. Follow the SP characters as they struggle with their crime-fighting duties...and the writing of their next status update.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,857 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011
Ebrithil Argetlam by booklover1798 reviews
Five hundred and fifty years, they've been partners of mind and soul. Un-beknownst to Eragon, the leaders of Alegæsia come to the Shur'turgal Isles to celebrate with them. Will a romance bloom between the Master Rider and the Elven Queen?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,363 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Arya, Eragon S.
Don't Lose Hope by Secrets Of The Moonlight reviews
Daniel never died in the battle at Hackham Heath. He was only thought to be dead. Upon returning home and finding out his wife is dead, Daniel sets out on a journey to find the mysterious Ranger he had saved and hopefully his son. (Spoiler Alert: I use part of Death of a Hero in the first chapter)
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,773 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013
How to Get Along With Your Enemy 101 by achieving elysium reviews
...or How to Piss Them Off. A list by Agent Rider, added to by a laughing student, Tom Harris, and four very weirded-out SAS and MI6 operatives. How exactly did they get into this mess, anyways? One thing they all know how to do: Run, and run fast. Six times our six favorite characters got into a little trouble... One-shot, canon-compliant.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle, Tom H., Wolf - Complete
James and Tom at SAS by The means of procrastinating reviews
What if because Alex was so mysterious at school his friends wanted to be brave like him, James and Tom are going to SAS camp and Alex needs their help. Bad summary but not enough space in the box. Rating is because of language, come on its SAS camp, there's going to be swearing.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Sabina P., Tom H.
Alice Edgely by RandomDarknessPsycho reviews
Alice Edgely's older sister was killed in a horrible accident when she was just a child. She'd been having weird dreams about her sister ever since she was five or six years old. But when a green-eyed man with a doll shows up on her doorstep, she wonders if this is a dream or a twisted reality.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Hatchling by anu232323 reviews
Post Inheritance. The egg Saphira laid has hatched, after 50 years. But Saphira has problems grasping that her daughter is now part of a bond, and she has problems with favouritism. Eragon has to get to grips that he has a son. REALLY bad summary but awesome book inside
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Eragon S., Saphira
ben and alex one-shots by rara890 reviews
A collection of unconnected one-shots about Ben and Alex. no slash. update when i like. REVEIW. Rated for swearing and me being paranoid.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Jigsaws by Owl's Prayer reviews
When Alex loses his memories, was it real, or was it merely skilled acting? Eager to get out of espionage, could anyone help him? Or will he have to deal with it on his own?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,308 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Classified by achieving elysium reviews
Alex Rider is getting ready to fall back into the role of a student at Brookland. An attempt by Scorpia leaves MI6 no choice: divide students and send them to the military, where they'll be protected. Coping with an ex-Scorpia agent, keeping his cover, and pieces of his past, Alex is breaking. When taken by Scorpia, even his strongest walls may just begin to crumble. HIATUS.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,876 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Alex R./Cub
The Shell Which Wanted a Soul by Mikado's Ink reviews
When Wolf of K-unit gets hit in the knee by a bullet,he plans to waste his leave away on booze,boobs and bullying his teammates.Unfortunately,his plans keel over and fall flat unconscious in front of his eyes as he is saddled with an overly familiar, emotionally wrecked,hellish blonde responsibility who is intent on bringing out the worst and best in him. Discontinued.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,471 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Somebody I Used to Know by Monkey DeRanged reviews
"They bought a house in the country. They signed the house over to you in the will if something was to happen. That house is still in your name. We believe that it would be the perfect place for you all to live." Alex is left after Jack dies, MI6 sends him and K-Unit to the country. Are those once perceive as dead be alive, or will they be someone he used to know? Please Review!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/12/2013
Classified by Marwana reviews
A teacher accidentally discovers something when Alex Rider is pulled out of class by a soldier.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
A Soldier's tale by Marwana reviews
James Hale promised himself that he would never again be seen as weak. So he joined the army and latter on the SAS. It was only a matter of time before he ran into an old friend.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
A Duty's Encounter by Hijacked Headphones reviews
Since the war, Aly has become the adopted sister of Dove, but it comes at a price when Queen Dovasary and King Jonathan plot a marriage between the two kingdoms. Now Aly and Roald are caught in a loveless marriage that could either join or destroy them.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,624 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Aly
Halloween Surprises by JoliesMe reviews
The wheelchair slid out, knocking into Wolf. The man gasped, face contorted in horror. The wheelchair bumped and bumped against the knee of the muscular man who was losing it. Or lost it. -one shot- Warning: scary scenes, over-protective k-unit, crazy tom
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Complete
Winter Child by Sisaat reviews
A collection of often related drabbles/oneshots and short arcs centering on Jack Frost. You might want to read them in order. Cover by me. (128. "When Fear is Fun") Halloween should have been Pitch's day, but things had turned differently.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 128 - Words: 145,023 - Reviews: 2123 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Jamie, Sophie
Iridescent by Kitsune Heart reviews
After the final battler against Opal Koboi, Artemis sinks into a coma. Upon awakening, he finds something inside of himself has changed. And something outside of himself, as well.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Visiting Tribe by FrozenPanda97 reviews
A month after the battle with the Red Death, a Tribe turn up in Berk, for a gathering that has been planned for months. They did not expect the dragons, or the guilt of everyone and they certainly did not expect the heir to the Hairy Hooligans to be lying in a coma. Disclaimer : I, sadly do not own How To Train Your Dragon.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,483 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Unseen Moments by Iridescent Snowflake reviews
Glimpses of little bits in the movie that we missed. One-shots.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,212 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013
Ice Cubes by FeastofDeath reviews
Families are like ice cubes, perfect little square things that would melt when left in the water. Jack has doubts about his new family, which wasn't really surprising when you take into account his 300 years of solitude. But maybe, just maybe, the guardians might just pull off the whole 'family thing' for him. Oneshots about the winter spirit and his newfound family, the guardians.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 105,913 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Jack Frost
Alex Returns to the Brecon Beacons by littlebookdemon reviews
Alex has returned to the Brecon Beacons but when an old friend turns up what will happen? Please tell me what you think. Set after Scorpia Rising but with Fox part of K Unit again.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, J. Sprintz
The Cold Rain of Happiness by LumCheng reviews
Nod x MK - 3 months after the pod has bloomed, MK and Nod still see each other frequently. Though their feelings grow stronger, the current situation is not at all satisfying for either of them. However the new queen is able to help. Lots of happy times, romantic moments, funny afternoons and passionate nights will await them - until tragedy strikes again... - M in later chaps
Epic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,893 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Nod, M.K.
Winter's Fate by aireborne reviews
Jack Frost had always been an outsider, and now that he is a Guardian doesn't mean he feels any different. But when confronted with a threat he can't face alone, he ventures on without the help from his fellow Guardians, and this could be a fatal mistake. Jack feels more lost than ever, can the other Guardians find him in time, or will they allow Pitch to take his hold once more?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Pitch, Man in the Moon
Shoot to Heal by peevesisawesome reviews
Post – Scorpia Rising. After the Pleasures are killed by an explosion at their house, Alex is sent back to Britain and gets given a job as an SAS shooting instructor at Brecon Beacons. Here, he meets some old acquaintances and perhaps finally has a chance to heal.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,122 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Alex R./Cub
Love on the Battlefield by StarStuffMadeAMermaidOutOfMe reviews
The six teens battle in a game of weeklong "tag". Hiccup and Astrid are partners and during a week of only each others company in the middle of the woods, their relationship starts to change. But then they discover the forest holds a dark secret and they have to find a way to defeat it. They must stop it before it takes away everything they care about, including each other.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,055 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup
The Dragon Rider's King by FrozenPanda97 reviews
A year after Hiccup ran away from Berk, the village turns up at Dragon Rider island to talk to their king. Disclaimer: I do not own How To Train Your Dragon
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Hiccup, Stoick - Complete
Coming Together by devilchic09 reviews
Alex is back at Brecon Beacons, but someone is coming that he thought was dead. Is he able to form friendships with all that he has been through? Will he be able to let someone into his life?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Alex R./Cub
The Dragon Prophecy by FrozenPanda97 reviews
Before a ancient Dragoness dies, she spoke one line. "A hiccup will be our saviour" Toothless POV. Set throughout the film. DISCLAIMER: Do not own HTTYD.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 8,744 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Pieces by PlatinumOwl reviews
Alex has been sent to Brecon Beacons so look out. Angry and hurt, Alex looks for a way out of MI6 but what will his new unit do? Will they help him or will they bring him in? Disclaimer: Idea is mine, some characters aren't. Excuse me as I weep in a corner. Note: K-Unit later.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,669 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Preview: Haunted by whentheresawill reviews
This is a preview into my novel length story Short, and my first Please review
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 9/27/2013
Starlight by RKellyn reviews
'But Gordon's there, holding her back with tears streaming down his face and there's a scream coming out of her mouth that pierces her heart over and over.'
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,785 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Family Secrets by Cate98 reviews
Alex makes a discovery that will change his life forever. Maybe being sent to Brecon Beacons was a good thing after all, otherwise he might not have found his family.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,981 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Snake
Roses by whimonda3110 reviews
Just a short oneshot set after the end of Mastiff. Sabine returns to Tunstalls townhouse for the first time. Spoilers for Mastiff.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Sabine
wondering beyond the gate by T.EatonGIRL04 reviews
The group wonder beyond the gate to find life. but when a surprise opens up as they wonder, what will happen? this is a pregnancy fanfic, Tris is pregnant with Tobias' baby, I remember reading something like this by another author, I'm not copying just using the pregnant while beyond the gate thing, nothing else. thank you, no flames please!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Savior by Loverswriter reviews
Tortall is about to enter a deadly war and perhaps the only way they can be saved it with the help of Kel. Who years ago gave up her shield.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,623 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Keladry
Dröttningu by Romans10nine reviews
With a little help from his Dragon Eragons life is changed forever, what other surprises lie in store for the rider?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,120 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Arya, Eragon S.
Viewer Discretion is Advised by Monkey DeRanged reviews
Alex Rider's live has taken a twist. A downfall sprial. Captured and unwanted will this spy be able to make it out alive. Contains K-Unit. Love me and Review. Please
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,246 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 11/23/2011
not everyone can have a happy ending by triseaton4and6 reviews
When Tris gets diagnosed with cancer, Tobias is trying to do whatever he can to keep her with him. When he finds out all is lost he does everything he can to make her last time with him as amazing as possible.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 11835 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
The Dragon and the Snake by IllThinkOfSomething10 reviews
A short fic taking place a week after the end of Insurgent. Slightly AU. Tris gets a tattoo, and it leads to her and Four making up again.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias, Tori - Complete
Staff Long Gone by candycanelila reviews
Written for my Easter/April Challenge on quizilla. When Jack loses his staff three days before Easter, It's up to Toothiana, Bunnymund, North and Sandman to help him find it. Cuz he sorta crashed when he lost it, so... NOTE: Rated K-plus for Rainbow Snow Cone
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - [Jack Frost, Tooth] Bunnymund, OC - Complete
Game Night (Rewritten) by Catbugpasta reviews
Eagle gets sick during game night. Rewrite of my original story. Eagle/Snake slash
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Eagle, Snake - Complete
Return To Moonhaven by EmmaDessler reviews
The Epic adventure continues when MK returns to Moonhaven, but now she'll have to deal with a magic force and with her feelings for Nod, which are becoming stronger.
Epic - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,736 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Nod, M.K. - Complete
Saved by The Ninja Acount reviews
The five times the Guardians unknowingly saved Jack, and the one time they knew.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
The mysterious case of dragon hiccups by Let my dragons roar reviews
After Thor knows how many days of being stuck in bed, Hiccup had finally recovered from his cold, and decides he should take his dragon flying. Unfortunately, Toothless gets a little to excited and gets a nasty case of the hiccups, something Toothless hasn't never got or heard of, how does the might offspring of death react to this new discovery? Fluffy and light Toothcup inside
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless, Thornado - Complete
A Night Exercise by KarelaTheRedHawk reviews
Alex is kidnapped and tortured by Scorpia. A short time after being rescued, MI6 sends him to Brecon Beacons for 'protection'. One night during a midnight swim, K-Unit is startled to learn who Cub really is. Please R&R. Glacial updates...sorry.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Back To Hell, For Good? by 32-star reviews
Alex is going back to Breacon beacon. "You're wrong." Alex spoke through gritted teeth. The silence was immediate. "I know that John Rider had a son because my name is Alex Rider. John Rider was my father."... "Blinked. And shot six times, six bullets, into six bull's eyes." No slash. Ben, Alex brotherly friendship. Yassen, Alex mentor/father relationship.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,446 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Consequences by Cathrath reviews
Alvin snarled as he grabbed the front of Hiccups tunic "What did you say?" Hiccups stopped his struggling and looked determined at Alvin. "I said no. I won't train your dragons". Alvin snared in anger. "So be it," "Take our guest back to his quarters Savage, and take good care of him, he has an appointment with the executioners block in the morning."
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,601 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup, Stoick, Alvin the Treacherous - Complete
Soul Perception by I.F.T.S reviews
Jack is dead; killed by Pitch while trying to save Jamie. At least, that's what the Guardians think. Seventeen years have passed since his death, and Man in the Moon reveals to the heart-broken spirits that Jack's soul is alive. All they need to do now is find it...but that's going to prove quite a problem. Not only does MiM not know where it is, but Pitch is on the hunt as well.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,797 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie, Pitch, Man in the Moon
Nightmares -- on hold indefinitely by WordStained reviews
In the weeks following the fight with Pitch, Jack finds himself plagued with nightmares of his own death. It is too much for him to handle, and threatens to push him over the edge. It is up to the other Guardians to pull him up, and maybe find the root of the dreams. Rated T for mentions/thoughts of suicide.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Jack Frost, North, Pitch, Tooth
A Treat for Beltane by kleineelch reviews
Farmer has a surprise for Beka when she returns from duty on the most romantic night of the year. Beka/Farmer
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Rebakah C./Beka, Farmer C. - Complete
Dusk to Daybreak by TamariChan reviews
Lerant is daybreak and Lianne is dusk, and somehow they'll find their way through the dark. Lerant/Lianne II. Hiatus.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,972 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012
The Princess of Clonmel by je buurman reviews
Ever wondered where those ranger cloaks come from? When the young ranger Crowley finally captures a mysterious poacher, it turns out to be a small girl whose haunted eyes speak of a painful past. How is Halt involved in this past, and how will Halt's apprentice Gilan help her deal with it? No female rangers - at least for the time being
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,646 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Halt, Gilan, Crowley
Case File by Rosalie Storm reviews
Skulduggery and the gang are sent out to do a job in america, but a few secrets are revealed. Valduggery...Damn these summarys.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,970 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011
Inheritance the Aftermath of Eragon and Arya by MaiaNishikawa23 reviews
WARNING: THIS STORY IS ONLY TO BE READ BY THOSE WHO HAVE FINISHED THE INHERITANCE SERIES COMPLETELY! Love is Eteral. Eragon returns to restore the balance between races while the world hangs by a thread. Arya sees he has matured. Working with Eragon to prevent a world war, she has much time to discover how he's grown. Will her feelings for him grow as well? (Skippable) lemons.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,044 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Arya, Eragon S.
The Mountains of Einarr by ApprenticeofDoyle reviews
Seven years after Hiccup met Toothless, he has left the days of Berk behind him. Since then he's become a father to a son he adores and founded a happy new life. But he can't hide from his old life forever. When old enemies exploit his new weaknesses will he be able to save both his tribe and what makes his life worth living?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Hiccup, Stoick, Alvin the Treacherous
Valduggery vs Valguine by Lucilia Venom reviews
Skulduggery is going to propose to Valkyrie. But with so many trials, will love prevail? With people going missing left, right and centre, what happens when Sanguine, Dusk and the Remnant that escaped from Tanith are all thrown into proportion? And of course, we can't forget to mention their evil scheme with a love potion and hypnotic eyes. Will Valduggery defeat Valguine?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P., B-R. Sanguine, Dusk
Lady Of The Own by GreenQueen615 reviews
Kel goes to convent and comes back to the palace a court lady. an unexpected conversation with the king can lead to any number of interesting opportunities...finally updated, I'm sorry it took so long!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,737 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 6/16/2010
Most of Him by Elfpen reviews
The battle is over, the day has been won. The Green Death is dead, the three-hundred year long war has finally ended. But even the greatest of victories always come with cleanup, and sometimes it can be rather gruesome. Follows directly after the battle sequence in the movie. Rated for gore.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,036 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Stoick, Hiccup
Blackthorn Academy by Rosalie Storm reviews
Valkyrie Is Sent Back in time by Amelia Jones, A mysterious time traveler. But what she finds, Is NOT what she was expecting. VALDUGGERY PEOPLE!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,888 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
falling down isnt very fun by DreamAnime reviews
taken from dragon:riders of berk- portrait of hiccup as a buff young man. hiccup is injured by the cave in when picking up the last clue. it is up to his friends to get him out alive. contains WHUMP.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Not Alone by Alecxavier reviews
A Scorpia mission goes awry for both Scorpia and Alex. Alex is once again sent to Beacon Breacons, but this time he's not the only recruit. He soon learns everything is not what it seems when he meets two Russians and begins a journey that takes him far from home and into the depths of Russia's underground. Alex Rider is back, in danger, and not alone.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,085 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 1/15/2011
Decay by uponagraydawn reviews
Post-movie AU. M.K. decided to stay in Moonhaven for the remainder of the summer. After the defeat of Mandrake, everyone thought the Boggans had finally left. But when Nod is gravely wounded by their arrows, they realize how wrong they were. Contains blood. Nod x M.K.
Epic - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,585 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Nod, M.K.
The Day of Fools by 157yrs reviews
Due to a mysterious accident that left her crippled, Kel is forced to retire early as a knight. Eager to cast her aside, a secret new enemy with influence over the Crown, orders Kel to wed her hated enemy, Joren - who entraps her in a loveless marriage.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,876 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 6/18/2008 - [Keladry, Joren]
A nightmare come true by Bloody Rose Lover of Darkness reviews
Alex Rider's life is turned upside down. First the appearance of someone who he thought had died reappears in front of him. Then M16 wants Alex to live in Brecon Beacons without anyone suspicious of the teen's disappearnace. So they want him to reveal his true colours to his peers. Now can Alex live with the fact that his entire school and SAS camp knows his past.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Alex R./Cub
Shadow of the Day by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Alex has been adopted. No, seriously. And his new guardian is not Eagle, Wolf, Snake, or Ben. In fact, his new guardian has never had anything to do with MI6 or any other secretive agency. His guardian is NORMAL...this should be interesting...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,509 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Cold Hands, Warm Heart by Kirei-Dayo reviews
After over 300 years Jack Frost has been given a chance for an actual family. But with the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, the Sandman, and one immortal teenage prankster, things are bound to go wrong. One shots from before and after the movie that are all centered around everyones favorite trickster, following his stories that come with becoming a Guardian.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,350 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Jack Frost
Storytime with Will and Halt by StarHunter11 reviews
A cute little one-shot that I came up with while re-reading the Ruins of Gorlan. The title pretty much says it all.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Will, Halt - Complete
Seasons of Gray by Cke1st reviews
A series of short stories about our characters in their golden years.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Hiccup
Winter by muggleborn.dragon.ryder reviews
Hiccup hates the winter season. Why? One-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Hiccup - Complete
Just A Few Little Hiccups by lostsword reviews
If your tired of long fics and just want a short read, THIS IS FOR YOU! Random scenes from the HTTYD universe that I think up or YOU request. Each chapter is different and probably won't be related, so don't worry about getting lost. I WOULD suggest reading A Dragon's Breath before you read this though. HiccupxAstrid SnoutloutxRuffnut FishlegsxOC TuffnutxOC. WEEKLY UPDATES! PIC PLZ
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,871 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
A Muddy Day by Berk'sWarrior reviews
Rain was a common thing on Berk, and even more common were the joys that it brought along with it. Let's just say, Hiccup and Toothless had a blast in the rain!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Dragon's Creed by livvi695 reviews
Toothless rescued Hiccup during the final exam and evaded capture by leaving with Hiccup. Berk acts as if Hiccup never existed,except Astrid who cant forget that magical flight. But what happens when Hiccup unexpectedly comes back with some new friends and some big differences.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,227 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup
Exiled by lostsword reviews
In a world where Hiccup actually ran away, follow Astrid as she is guided along by our favorite brunette on a mission of global (or at least village) importance. Fluff will be present. It will always be present. Why are you even reading Fanfiction if not for the fluff? HiccupxAstrid, implied RuffnutxSnoutlout
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Hiccup, Astrid, Toothless
Betrothal by Avarici reviews
Astrid is of marrying age and all the eligible bachelors on the island have come to ask for her hand. All but one.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Lost Daughter by Maddelynn Sky reviews
Soon after Will and Alyss are married, Alyss is held as a slave in Skandia. BUT, Will rescues her but not after she gives birth to their child. the baby girl, Mallory, is adopted by Shirgeru. 12 years later Shirgeru takes his 2 adpoted daughters to Araleun to see his old friends. Allison his other daughter is not what she seems. What will happen? Will the lost Treaty save the day?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Will
Born of Coercion by Black Lighted Clouds reviews
Sequel to Born of Circumstance. Promises are easily made - not so easily kept; in a world where enemies seem to outnumber allies and deciet is the norm, Wolf and Alex can only hope to survive by trusting each other. But with the odds as bad as this and the constant threat of seperation, they may be forced to sacrifice the one thing they cannot live without: each other.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Wolf, Alex R./Cub
To Choose a World by Gryffindor Rat reviews
M.K realises that it is unrealistic to want a normal romantic relationship with Nod with their size difference. Yet, she cannot get her mind off him. Her heart is torn. Stay with him and be doomed to a non-intimate relationship, or leave him and venture into the real world. That is, until she heard he is in trouble. Will the heat of danger solve all her answers? THREE-SHOT MK/Nod
Epic - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,194 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - M.K., Nod, Ronin, Bomba - Complete
Halt's Peril Version Two by SheMcScribe245 reviews
Halt has been poisoned. Horace, Will, and Malcolm have to figure out a way to save him. Fortunately or unfortunately, Halt has a few tricks up his sleeve. Tricks he didn't even know about...
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Will, Horace, Halt - Complete
I Will Always Return, Alyss by Wolfwind97 reviews
Request from FarmersDaughter. Song 'I Will Always Return' belongs to Bryan Adams. Will promised Alyss he would always return to her and he intends to keep that promise, regardless of the fact that everyone believes he is dead.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Will, Alyss - Complete
A Wolf And His Cub by alphawolf96 reviews
Alex is sick and the rest of the unit is out, leaving wolf to take care of Cub. Can Wolf do it? It can't be too hard to take care of a sick kid...Right?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,355 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Ronin's Goodbye by MissBirdyx reviews
This is a one-shoot and my first story. It is Tara's funeral and Ronin writes a letter to her. Bad summary but have no idea what to put but I hope you all like it and please review. Now a two-shot, second part is Tara's POV.
Epic - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Ronin, Queen Tara - Complete
The orphan by bonehead1st reviews
Will is returning from a mision when a young orphen named Arty tries to steal food from him, inpressed with the Artys ability to move silently and remain unseen will befrends him thinking that he might make a good ranger, but Arty has a secret that will change everything.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Will
Dirty Little Secrets by Caddaren reviews
Saphira awakes from a night she can't remember, sick, hungover, and pregnant? Can she and Eragon escape the clutches of those who want her eggs and figure out who did this to her, or will they fly straight into the hands of people who would hurt them most?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 69 - Words: 165,320 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Saphira, Shruikan - Complete
Cry by Elfpen reviews
It takes a while for the magnitude of Hiccup's injury to catch up with him. When it does, Gobber has been waiting there to help all along.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Hiccup, Gobber - Complete
Put Your Arms Around Me by ErinRosetheWriter reviews
Queen Tara appears from the pod when it blooms at zenith, but she's got something-someone- new with her. Someone only MK can take care of, and MK is faced with the biggest decision of her life. MOVIE EPIC ALT ENDING ADDED FANFIC
Epic - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,164 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Nod, Ronin, M.K., Bomba
Memory Lane by Nerdyspeedstergirl reviews
Jack and the Guardians are taken by Man In the Moon to watch his memories. How are they going to react when they found out that he died? Or about just how horrible his past was? Rated T for later chapters, Child Abuse and other triggers. Cover Image not mine. Chapter four is officially up (and short...)!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North
Rather Unexpected by soweroftales reviews
Kel picks up a new stray. He's not sure what to think. Neither is anyone else. Follow Kel's squire through his four years with the Protector of the Small.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Keladry
The Other One by EmiStone reviews
What if Adalia was Kel's twin? Watch as Adalia goes through her own life, protecting the small in her own way. What will life bring her, and where will she go? Who will she be? And what will Kel say when they meet again?
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,079 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Keladry, Adalia
If Things Had Been Different by Paper Stars In The Sky reviews
In the end, it's not the little flower girl that Tara chooses to be her Heir - it's the girl that she entrusted with the pod. Flashfic.
Epic - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Nod, M.K.
A New Era by Unleashed111 reviews
It's been a month since MK's adventure, and the new queen has invited MK and her father to come to her ceremony. Being shrunk again MK, is able to see Nod again. But it's never easy, the boggans are back with a new leader. This one out for revenge, he manages to kidnap MK's dad. MK is devastated, and it's all Nod's fault. Will she ever be able to trust him again? Sequel: moonbeam.
Epic - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Nod, M.K., Bomba - Complete
Epic: Stealing In Style by SupeyNinjaZora19 reviews
What if Nod and Ronin HAD gone in Wrathwood as a grasshopper and his lady cricket friend? This is how it would've been. Rated T for language, pure dumbness and Nod being dressed up girly. You've been warned!
Epic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Ronin, Nod, Mub, M.K. - Complete
Turning a Blind Eye by double-oh-nothing reviews
Alex is struck blind on one of his missions, being the self-reliant person he is, he tries to keep his disability at a down-low. All is going according to plan until he is shipped of to BB. Good luck, Alex!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 99 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Another Epic Ending by imahyper1 reviews
Alternate ending to the movie Epic. Instead, MK is chosen as the new Queen of the Forest and everything changes. Shippings: Nod/MK Ronin/Tara ENJOY :D
Epic - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,748 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Nod, Ronin, M.K., Bomba
The Ghost of Alex Rider by Only If reviews
When K-Unit ends up in the apartment building that Alex and Tom share, they're about to get a little scare. One that they never saw coming. Can you say...boo? No-Slash Rated T for language I hope this is the correct rating.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,437 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Queen MK by Delicate Lady Rose reviews
The story of how MK was chosen as queen , and her life thereafter . Ok , summary sucks . But give this story a chance , please ? Chapter 3 is up !
Epic - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - M.K.
Boy, I Swear You Are The Reason For Every Single One Of My Grey Hairs by MewWitch reviews
Ronin may not be Nod's real Father, but that doesn't stop him from worrying about the boy. And when news of a potential danger to the young leafman reaches his ears, he's the first to drop eveything and come running. Even when it turns out be a false alarm. Happy Father's Day!
Epic - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Nod, Ronin - Complete
The Explosion by SecretAgentBobJoe reviews
After Scorpia Rising Alex is forced to go to Brecon Brecons because he has become a danger to himself and others after Jack's death, but when something happens and Alex's string of control snaps chaos ensues and the soldiers finally find out who Alex really is. But is it to late?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Epic: Alternate Ending by SupeyNinjaZora19 reviews
How I thought Epic would've ended. Character deaths, different Queen, seriousness! It'll be different, but this is own I imagined it. ALERNATE ENDING! RoninxTara and Mary KatherinexNod! Warning you all, there's blood, death, slightly fluffiness, and slight OOC. You've been warned!
Epic - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Nod, M.K., Ronin, Queen Tara - Complete
Soldier On by xXHereWeGoAgainXx reviews
Four of Alex's classmates are lead into his world when Mr. Blunt offers them a job. They're arrogant, overconfident and worst of all... they think they're too young to die.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,845 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Alex R./Cub
The Yamani Gift by DragoonShana reviews
Lord Wyldon wonldn't let Kel stay. Right afterwards during dinner a messanger comes in with a letter for Kel. In it was a request to come back to the Yamani Isles and train to be a knight of the Isles.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Keladry
Ranger Barbie dolls by Xayhra reviews
Crowley comes up with a brilliant idea! Ranger Barbie dolls. What happens? One-shot.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Crowley, Halt - Complete
Her Life by poisonesse reviews
Valkyrie was tired of having to live with herself, knowing what her true name was. So she left Haggard, left her friends and family, and moved to California to start a new life- of course, four years later, she's expected to come back. Completed.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 48 - Words: 149,659 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Pay Day for Mischief by princeofthefallingangels reviews
'"It is time Jack Frost." Her voice boomed in a thunderous bellow, "I've come to collect for your mischievous ways." Her eyes flashed at him as he looked her in the eyes and then Jack crumpled to the ground in agony embracing his whole body. He cried out in pain dropping his staff and just feeling searing pain all over his body.' Hope you enjoy reading
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,475 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund, North - Complete
Soldiers On Babysitting Duty by giverofgrace reviews
A couple of years into the future, Alex is married and has a kid. When Alex's wife dies during childbirth, what does he do with his son, Aiden, while he is sent on missions? To Brecon Beacons of course! Lots of soldiers to be put on babysitting duty!
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,931 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Alex R./Cub
The Goodbye by Lord Assissin reviews
Alex has one last thing to do before leaving for America. One-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Grassboat Letters by rawpotato reviews
POST-Inheritance, so spoilers for that. Arya and Eragon swap letters, and maybe do a little more. T for safety... may go up...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,356 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Arya, Eragon S.
The SAS Is Never Far Away by DarthZ reviews
Last time, the SEALs went to visit the SAS. Now it's the SAS's turn. There may or may not be a small cameo from NCIS Includes all and then some of the characters from the Navy SEALs at Brecon Beacons, for which this is the sequel.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,213 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Alex Rider, The SAS and Brooklands by Psycho.Kitty.EtonMess reviews
We all love the Alex Rider stories. But lets bump it up. Lets mix Alex-goes-to-live-with-SAS-member with Jack's-death-mucks-Alex-up with Alex's-secret-is-outed and don't forget Alex's-class-go-to-Brecon or Alex-has-to-hide-his-secret-from-SAS/Brooklands. And then add a surprise element, someone that nobody ever expects and see how it turns out! :) Enjoy! :)
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,508 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012
The Softest Touch by WannaBeFle reviews
A ExA Fic: Eragon and Arya are in Ellesméra & are slowly learning about the feelings they have for each other, with a some help from a certain dragon of course, but will the war get in the way of true love? WARNING V.STRONG LEMON! Dont like, dont Review!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,241 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
The Last Snowflake by Believe4Ever reviews
Jack Frost has always wanted to have the children of the world have the best winters ever. He'd try to start them as early as he could, and have it extend to as late as would be allowed. Winter is a time of wonder. A time of fun. A time of snow. But now the last snowflake has fallen. Half a year ago.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Complete
Rise of the Guardians: Jack's other Job by Polymer1 reviews
The other Guardians are worried, Jack hasn't been around a lot lately. It turns out he has another job.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,956 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Sandy, Tooth - Complete
Unexpected Help by StarryEve17 reviews
After a deadly attack, Jack receives some unexpected help from some young friends.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,693 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
Darkest Hour by the werewolf gal reviews
"This is what you wanted! This is why you befriended me!" The boy yelled glaring at Pitch. "Besides all of this is his fault! My sister is dead because of him!" "Ja-Jamie Pl-please!" Jack begged he was crying now frozen tears falling down his dirty face. "I tri-tried to get to you. I wa-wanted to save her!"
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,083 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie, Pitch - Complete
The Return To Clonmel by Ace212 reviews
Alyss was sent on a mission to Clonmel, it should of been fairly simple, and she should of returned in six weeks, but after three months Will is more than worried. Will and Halt are off to Clonmel, what has become of Alyss? Will they find her?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Will, Halt, Alyss
You Can Thank Me Later by Elfpen reviews
The winter holidays have rolled around once more, and with Snoggletog comes the annual dragon nesting season. Like five years ago, Hiccup constructs an autonomous tail for Toothless. And, like five years ago, Toothless uses the tail to leave Berk - but this time, it's not because of a helmet. He comes back late, but Hiccup can't hold a grudge against such a pleasant surprise.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless, Astrid - Complete
Fleabag by Bralt reviews
Halt would agree to anything Pauline might think was a good idea and afterwards agree that it was indeed a good idea, however what if she wanted a cat? Rated for possible mild language
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Halt
Past Mistake by Bralt reviews
Everybody makes mistakes. Some you can ignore and move on from but and some will immediately tell you that you can't ignore them. Then there are the others. The ones that you can ignore and try to forget for a while but eventually come back to get you. Even if it's been quite a few years.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,939 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Halt - Complete
Mugged by shadow warren
Alex and Sabina are stopped by robbers. Alex, being Alex, tried to protect Sabina. They end up going to Alex's house and discover Alex has been hiding a cold from them as well.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S., Sabina P. - Complete
Long Lasting Love by flaminglake reviews
Halt/Pauline and the result of procrastinating off doing my homework.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Halt - Complete
Winter's Eve by flaminglake reviews
Halt and Will, master and apprentice, father and son. But they didn't always get along so famously well. It is inevitable that they would fight, living together for five years.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Will, Halt, Alyss - Complete
Hide and Seek by Jeraina reviews
What's going on when Jack finds K-Unit scrambled around her livingroom floor? A Ficlet/Drabble.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Nothing and Everything by Lioness's Heart reviews
Oneshot. It was easier to let it be a show, just another part he played. When she was gone, it was easier. He could simply be the Rogue and he did not have to be anything more. Being the King of Thieves had its perks. The power it gave him was one of them.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Rosto the Piper - Complete
It Was Only A Matter Of Time by wisdomsdaughteriscrazy reviews
Alex Rider is now 20 years old and attending college on a football scholarship.He has no one left and has changed his identity. What could go wrong? Give it a shot. Rated T, NO SLASH. PLEASE REVIEW! Chapter 1 updated
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,425 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Alex R./Cub
Forever Young by A Moonlit Resolution reviews
Jamie and Sophie die in a house fire. Jack tries to get over it. THIS IS BEING ADOPTED BY LOLLYPOP QUEEN.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Jack Frost, Sophie, Jamie
Live and Let Die by TantalumCobolt reviews
After a meeting with the heads of MI6 Alex is sent to Brecon Beacons until he turns 18. But everything changes when Alex is involved in a horrific accident. Some people know more than they're telling and trust is broken between friends. Will everyone live happily ever after... or will lives be lost trying?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,056 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Ben D./Fox, Alex R./Cub
No One Left by Elantania reviews
Set after Scorpia Rising. Everyone Alex cares about is dead, he has no one left. When he is sent to Brecon Beacon, what will happen? Will he find friends and people he can trust? Or will he lose the little sanity he has left? Sorry for not updating, I had writers block, and then life got hectic. This story is not abandoned, it's just paused.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - A. Blunt, Alex R./Cub, Eagle, Wolf
Wolf's Birthday by PlatinumOwl reviews
It's Wolf's Birthday and Alex and Ben have one hell of a day ahead of them. Features K-Unit. Prompt for Broken Promise. Now a three shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
To Win The Girl by flaminglake reviews
It's Pauline's birthday, and one young, sandy haired ranger sees this as the perfect opportunity to win her heart. But his Hibernian friend isn't too happy about this and a competition to give Pauline the best birthday present is soon initiated- a competition that escalates amid their next mission: to find out if Gorlan fief is loyal to the throne.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,718 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Halt, Crowley - Complete
Immortal by savedbygrace94 reviews
What will become of the Guardians when death slinks her way into their lives? "Revenge is sweet, and I always take out the weakest link first. By the time I'm done with you, you will learn to fear the shadows that fall in line behind your feet."
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,649 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch, North - Complete
Brother by Azureoverland reviews
The guardians noticed that Bunny isn't himself, even Jack is starting to notice his rival's odd behavior. But when the young guardian pushed too far, they didn't expect anything like this...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,521 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Cold vs Hot by Jettara1 reviews
Jack hates the hot seasons but when he discovers a new type of heat that he can control he falls in love with showers. Such a simple thing but for someone who has spent the last 300 years on his own living a nomad life it is the most wonderful thing in the word.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Jack Frost, North - Complete
Old Scars Could Heal by The-Silver-Butterfly150 reviews
Bunny wanted this year's Easter to be perfect, but he couldn't be reassured, not with the certain white haired spirit running around like a loose animal. North decides to restrain him in the North Pole for a day. It was okay, Jack seemed so carefree that it didn't matter if Bunny didn't trust him, but North found out otherwise, and the naughty list was only  making it worse.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Jack Frost, North - Complete
A Letter and (a Lot of) Vomit by Raylou reviews
Jack wrote Jamie a letter about how he got grounded while he was drunk. It turns out one night isn't enough to cleanse his body of Bunny's "fruit punch".
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
Little Boy Blue by CaptainHazel reviews
Is now a selection of one shots based mainly around Jack and the Guardians: Chapter 4 - Self Sufficient (Arc) - Jack has always dealt with things on his own, he doesn't like to br crowded, but maybe, just once he should let others in to help.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Jack Frost
Remnants of Past Mistakes by NoctePluvia reviews
After losing the battle with the Guardians, Pitch attacks Jack in revenge. In his nightmare-induced semi-conscious ramblings, Jack admits to lingering fears and Bunny is forced to face his past mistakes. ONESHOT. Angst.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund, Sandy - Complete
Falling into Pitch Black by q.feuille7 reviews
Bunnymund goes looking for a missing Jack Frost and finds him frozen in a lake. How did he get there? And what if Pitch did something to him. Will the Gaurdians have to fight him to save him? Can they save him in time or will he die trying.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,253 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund
December Twenty-Fifth by ZePuKa reviews
10 years after his birth as "Jack Frost", he meets his sister unknowingly as she comes to the lake to pay her last respects. Unseen and unheard by her, can he still comfort her in her pain? When a young man comes along and takes a fancy to her, will Jack be able to fend him off as he eerily feels its his responsibility to do? K-plus for themes of death. One Shot. Jack's Sis x OC
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Jack Frost, Jack's sister - Complete
Figure It All Out by hailbob97 reviews
With a bet made, the feelings of a certain Lady Knight come to light and question by some . . . unexpected people. How will everyone react to the truth? And will the truth hurt more than those that aren't able to win her heart?
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,368 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Keladry
Rangers Elimination Game by IFYOUCOULDFLY reviews
Crowley has an idea for a game...a game of elimination! Sort of like the hunger games, but without death! It's Gilan vs. Will, Rangers vs. Apprentices, and, oh yeah, Halt's trying to shoot everyone! :) Please read, rated just because I'm paranoid!-FLY
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Will, Halt, Gilan - Complete
The Onset Of Autumn by Eternal Rift reviews
Starts before chapter A Fitting Epitaph, in "Ilirea". Eragon may have to come to terms with losing Arya, and Arya has to come to terms with the possibility of losing everything. Getting progressively darker. Some chapters will be short, some much longer. Now being updated once again, some of the earlier chapters may get a rewrite soon (especially chapter one!)
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,809 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Eragon S., Arya
Some Place To Call Home by Ingradera reviews
After the events of Scorpia Rising Alex is sent to Brecon Beacons so MI6 could keep a closer eye on his top agent, luckily his time there goes slightly better that the last time, as he makes friends that he would never believe he would have. But what happened when Brookland High School is sent to the SAS camp? What will happen if SCORPIA made a surprising agreement. One-Shot Slash.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,948 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf, Tom H. - Complete
Love that Lasts by WarriorKnight reviews
Kel is still swooning, sometimes unbeknowest unto her, over the blue-eyed sergeant. But what happens when she detects that he might have an inkling of interest for her too? After Lady Knight & Steadfast
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,673 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Keladry, Domitan
Strength Through the Silence by lovely-sorrow reviews
Upon being told that she cannot remain a page, Kel feels that she has few options. However, fate has plans for Keladry of Mindelan, and they are anything but predictable.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Keladry
Never Back Down by Anonomon13 reviews
K-unit find Alex in the compound where he's being held. Only thing is, they don't know he's Cub from Breacon Becons. When they take him to the hospital, they think they'll never see him again. But they're wrong. Very wrong. And it costs them.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,948 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Family Ties 2: Forever by HollyBlue2 reviews
A few months after passing SAS selection Alex and his unit are called upon to neutralise a nuclear threat made by SCORPIA, is there more than just a bomb scare to their usual evil plan? Alex has to keep his team together in times of hardship and hurt without breaking down himself. His wife, Freya and their children, Jessica and Lucas mean everything to him. He can't leave them...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,175 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 10/12/2012 - [Alex R./Cub, OC]
Inevitable by BonsaiTree reviews
It's been two years after Jack's death and '6 still has Alex firmly in their grasp. An unfortunate incident sends him back to the camp that marked the beginning of his spying career and even more bad luck ensures that he is stuck with the soldiers he least wants to face. Meawhile, a plot is unravelling, and as always, Alex will be caught in the middle. Chapter 10: The Waiting Game
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,525 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alex R./Cub
alex and kunit by harryfreak010 reviews
alex gets told to go to beacon breacons for more training. will kunit be able to help alex? will they be able to solve the mystery of alex rider?
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 3/19/2011
Edge of the Shadows by helpmethinkofausername reviews
There's an unknown threat, and all Alex knows is that Scorpia is involved. When they start targeting people at Alex's school, Blunt comes up with a plan. Unfortunately, Alex doesn't appreciate it. Neither do the SAS soldiers at Brecon Beacons. When things get personal, Alex has to choose: go after Scorpia himself or sit quietly? If he trusted MI6, this choice would be much easier.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,005 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Alex R./Cub
The Uncertain Future by DragonKnight - Beta 26 reviews
ExS Eragon and Saphira have left Alagaesia behind, and all those they've ever known and loved. Yet, as they work through their despair and loneliness, as well as rebuilding the Riders and the wild dragons, the Eldunari decide to grant the dragon and Rider one last gift...but will it be what they truly want? What will their new future together hold? Rated M for mature romance.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 84,835 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Eragon S., Saphira
They're Coming by Believe4Ever reviews
They're coming, they're coming... Jack knows what is coming, and it's frightening. They're coming, they're coming... *Rated T for violence.*
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,114 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
Scorpia Complaints Desk by RecusantMaverick reviews
If Scorpia had a complaints desk... and one Alex Rider visits it. Rated T for swearing. A totally random fanfic:) HAS BEEN REDONE. Chapter 2 is up. Not to be taken seriously, and I don't own Alex Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Smithers
Wayfaring Stranger by Beael reviews
James Martinez has always been a man of duty. When duty wants him to do one thing and his heart wants something else, which will he choose to follow? Terminal illness, no slash
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,422 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Back into Battle by LeifIsAUnicorn reviews
Eagle has a musical break through! (Yay) In the middle of a mission!... Poor k-unit. One shot!
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Eagle - Complete
Rangers Apprentice: Foreigners Greed by Poseidonschild reviews
Will Treaty isn't the son of Daniel as he had always thought, but his nephew - at least that's what the person who looks exactly like him keeps saying. Sorting out his heritage while tracking down a heartless slave dealer is not simple. Why won't his shadow go away?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Will, Halt
Long Way Home by giverofgrace reviews
Part 3 of 'Life Lived' Series. They are on a plane bound for Slovenia,and now they must find a way home. Full summary inside so as to not give away anything from 'Death Cuts Sharper Than Knives' or 'Caught in the Act'.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,093 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Everyone Needs A Guardian by VasHappeninTeam reviews
Weird events start to take place in Jamie's High School, and Pitch is directly involved. So the Guardians are called in to help. When Jack is sent under cover as a normal high school student to get to the bottom of these events, things go from bad to worst. So with the help of Jamie and his friends, the Guardians will realize even teenagers need someone to believe in.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,091 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
Sweet and Right by Iliveinapineappleunderthesea reviews
Alex's English class is studying Dulce et Decorum Est by Wilfred Owen, and for Alex the words are just a bit too close to home. Will make more sense if you've read the poem.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Devil's Snare by black-venom-heart reviews
Set during the Salem Witch Trials, Alanna finds herself in the midst of the horrible ordeal as more people are accused of witchcraft while she deals with a secret romance and a betrayal from a close friend. When tragedy strikes who will save her?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,291 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Alanna, George
A Mentor's Guilt by Wolfwind97 reviews
Request from Boo. Halt suffers from guilt at the fact that his apprentice will never be able to continue his life as a Ranger.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Halt, Gilan - Complete
The Periphery of Awareness by KusajishiFukutaicho reviews
"Someday he's going to come home," she insists, "Alex is just lost. He will come looking for me when he finds his way home." Thirteen years after the death of her charge, Jack Starbright tells her story. Not a deathfic. AU after Crocodile Tears. Rewrite for 'Finding The Way Home' and 'Momento Mori'.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Destiny by goldleaves reviews
It all started with a peace delegation, but soon things change as Kel is kidnapped and soon finds that there are secrets and plots that are about to over-throw the crown, and Kel must do whatever she can to set it right.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,539 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Keladry
The Breakup by Cardboard Edward reviews
Set during Death Bringer, detailing how Skulduggery spent his days without Valkyrie after she found out his secret.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
The Target by Starry Bright Light reviews
Alex thought it was just going to be another day. He was supposed to be protected. But he'd learned the hard way that some things are much more than they seem. NOTE: This story could be considered a spoiler for Starting Anew…
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
A Different Story by Elfpen reviews
Jack is bursting with curiosity about his newfound family among the Guardians. But when one of his simple questions gets turned back on Jack himself, he finds himself back at the place where he never wanted to be: on his own, with a story that doesn't make any sense. The Guardians try to understand and pull the pieces back together.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Jack Frost
Lost Cause by Ardent Chaos reviews
After Jack is murdered by SCORPIA, Alex vows revenge. He becomes mentally unstable and he knows it. Blunt thinks he would be a liability and decides to send Alex to Brecon Beacons to stay with the SAS and recover. Can Alex be saved? Or will he remain broken? Warning: Dark!Alex. -Full summary inside. Rating may go up.-
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,114 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Alex R./Cub
Probably a Bad Idea by Elfpen reviews
After reading some letters that aren't really his to read, Jack takes on the innocent request of a child as a personal challenge during Christmastime. Unfortunately, the Australian summers never really did agree with him. Bunny is there to scrape up the mess and complain about it, and Tooth manages to be Jack's mother whilst he drools into the snow. Oneshot. Rated for language.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund
An Unpleasant Reality by Tsubasa504 reviews
It's been nearly ten years and on a day of a shooting Alex decides to visit Tom.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Frosty Relations by youngjusticefanatic reviews
After Scorpia rising. Alex goes on a raid with Ben and finds something or some people who are dead... aren't they? Alex and Ben brotherly bonding, Kunit and undead family members.T to be safe. Was once 'the result of a raid'. no slash. Spellings corrected
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,545 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - John R., Ian R. - Complete
The Troubles with Youth by Footloose Poets reviews
During a fruitless search for the missing Ranger Halt, the only person Will found was a small, freezing boy. But it turns out the child knows far more about Halt's whereabouts than they ever expected.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,389 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Will, Halt
Taking Flight by ovolamp reviews
With Jack out of town, MI6 decides to send an old acquaintance to look after Alex for the weekend. Rated T for swearing and some mature themes.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,952 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle
Safe and Sound by K-Unit reviews
Jack's boyfriend has been abusing Alex and finally Tom has had enough he calls k-unit in hopes that they can rescue his friend before he gets killed. Rated M for language and abuse. R&R
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Starting Anew by Starry Bright Light reviews
Life's a journey of ups and downs for Alex. And living with the Pleasures just wasn't working out. He couldn't live with them trying to control his life. So, the choice was made—he had to get away. Of course, life couldn't be as simple as that... all it took was one simple change to turn life—as he knows it—upside down.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 233,394 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Divine Right of Kings by Duxbelli reviews
7 years after Lady Knight. The Chamber calls on Kel again, while Dom trys to rescue his family fief, and Tobe- well, what happens to Tobe is a surprise. R&R please.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,889 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Tobeis Boon, Domitan
The Things I Deal With by chariots99 reviews
Drabbles! 100 words of awesomeness! NOW: Tom will NEVER be hired to work for MI6, not as long as Blunt is Director. And this is why.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 7,000 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Return by Ash Veran reviews
AU. Alex can't handle normalacy. So Alex Rider becomes Eric Smith. He returns to Britain. Not an original concept. No slash. T for inevitable swearing.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,759 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Love, Cain and Bones are in the air! by Lucilia Venom reviews
My Valduggery series. Most chapters have more Valduggery than the first few. Was originally called the rage of mr pleasant.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 7/7/2012
You Belong With Me by you.just.got.STORMed reviews
Songfic to Taylor Swift's 'You Belong With Me' - not a oneshot. Kel/Dom. **DISCONTINUED**
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Keladry, Domitan
Behind These Hazel Eyes AKA Wrath Of A Lady Knight by you.just.got.STORMed reviews
Dom and Kel were a couple for a year, but then Dom breaks it off. Read Kel's reactions. Songfic. **DISCONTINUED**
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,074 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Keladry, Domitan
Arranged by you.just.got.STORMed reviews
Kel discovers that she is, and has been for a long time, betrothed. To who? She has no idea. It turns out that the man she is to marry isn't as happy as she could be. Kel/Dom pairing. **DISCONTINUED**
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,607 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Keladry, Domitan
New Years with Halt and Will by flaminglake reviews
It's New Year's Eve in Araluen. A one shot to wish you a happy New Years and all the best for 2013.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Halt, Will - Complete
Of Fathers and Sons by vmuzic reviews
Will had a father, and it wasn't Halt. Will was only borrowed, Halt reminded himself, he is the son of a different man.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Halt, Will - Complete
Guardian Angel by Dawnfire321 reviews
Beka has never believed in Guardian Angels. But after Holborn beats her one night, Beka starts to realize that maybe, just maybe, Rosto might be hers. T for violence.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Rebakah C./Beka, Rosto the Piper - Complete
It's In His Kiss by MuffyLooWho reviews
Each one was different. Each one was special. And each one showed just what she meant to them.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Keladry
A Run in by Allysmurfy reviews
A team of specialist are being formed by intelligence agencies around the world. When MI6 gets offered to take part, they think "What can we add?" The answer was one Alex Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,530 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Alex R./Cub
The Help by Sydd reviews
Alex has been on autopilot ever since Sabina's death. Sent to Brecon Beacons after being declared a possible suicide risk, the soldiers are none too happy. They still think he's a joke, until he attempts once again. They see the scars, and realise that it's not funny anymore.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,912 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Brecon Beacons by CrazyAssCriminalMindsSammi reviews
Alex didn't get on a plane after Scorpia Rising. He decided to stay on with MI6. What happens when goes back to Brecon Beacons? How does Sabina feel about all of this?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Sabina P.
101 Ways To Bring Back Tanith Low by Skylair Hernandez reviews
Was Hairy Fluffy Green Sardines. Is now 101 one-shots about Val's plans to bring back her best friend, Tanith Low, after she was possessed by the Remnant. Will she succeed? Fletchyrie and Ghanith. XD
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Tanith L.
A Mint Ice Cream Dilemma by Lightning And Blossoms reviews
"Could... Could we pretty please borrow a cart? An ice cream cart? My friend- Alex- here, could go to his business just... What? Two streets away and offer ice cream to his little-worker-friends. They'd pay- and you'd get more money!" Alex turned his gaze to Sabina and uttered one, common and mainstream word- "What?"
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Sabina P.
Disturbia (to be deleted soon) by Kinui reviews
Check out the author's note.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,830 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 12/11/2008
Epilogue by Bright Auburn Eyes reviews
Post-Inheritance. Eragon and Saphira have left Alagaësia to start life anew and rebuild the dragons. A brief clip of where life has taken them twenty years down the road, including what has happened since then. Canon pairings. Short story to tie up some loose ends at the end of Inheritance and justify CP's ending.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,551 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Eragon S., Saphira
A New Family by Shy-Kitsune-B reviews
Alex is Kidnapped, Jack is killed. K-unit finds Alex bruised and bloody. What will happen to Alex now?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Snake - Complete
Again and Again by PeaceLoveNINJA reviews
After a mission gone wrong, Alex is temporarily stuck in a wheelchair. Perfect. Tenth year is stressful, and the bank is driving him absolutely insane. Just when he thinks things couldn't get any worse, life has to go and prove him wrong. Again.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,848 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Alex R./Cub
49 Shades of Gray by The Order of Randomness reviews
By Fluffy - In which Alan Blunt gets sick of the colour gray, for once. He does something unexpected to break the monotony but it doesn't quite go as he expected... Read and review! (Note: Has nothing whatsoever to do with the book. It's rated K for a reason.)
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2012 - A. Blunt, Smithers - Complete
A New Life by Cat7231 reviews
What would happen if Alex just walked away from MI6? Where would he go? What would he do?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,785 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Debts by scarlet.stained.angel reviews
Story for Yassen and John Rider. Kinda how Yassen came to work for MI6. *NO SLASH* Please R & R! Rated T for future cursing etc.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Yassen G., John R.
Alex Rider's Life Now by Rider Rules reviews
Changes the end of Scorpia Rising. Alex Rider's life- school, Yassen back from the dead, and Alex bossing his class around with K-Unit! And will Snake be teaching Alex's English class? Rated T for occasional swearing & to be safe!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,328 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Lady Knight Volant by Bracketyjack reviews
Continues Lady Knight to the end of the Scanran War. K/D eventually. Rating is a high T, borderline M, for sexuality, violence, and tauroses, with all their consequences; some character deaths. A long novel of action and manners, featuring immortals, gods, the timeway, and a serious battle amid some unlikely topography and even more improbable architecture. Enjoy!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 450,163 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Complete
Secrets of the Soul by HollyBlue2 reviews
A month after going missing in America while living with the Pleasures, Alex is found battered and bruised and not telling anyone what happened. He returns to England and lives with Ben. He can trust Ben; he can deal with his frequent nightmares that plague him during his sleep. PTSD!Alex. NOT SLASH AT ALL!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
One Last Tear by Rider 87 reviews
When the doorbell rings at three in the morning, it's never good news.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Ian R. - Complete
The One that Came by thestoryreader99 reviews
Eragon Kingkiller and Arya Shadeslayer had a child before he left, Amoret, and he never found out. Join me in journeying through Amoret's life as she goes through the trials of becoming a Dragon Rider, and coping with a teacher that hates all elves, mostly her. Please Read/Review Rated T for safety!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Arya, Eragon S.
That Writing Lark by SkulduggeryFan reviews
So, Val's writing?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,250 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
From Brookland to Brecon Adopted-COMPLETE- by FallenQueen2 reviews
Adopted and reposted from Agentcherub. Brookland goes to Brecon Beacons after an unknown threat. Alex, Ben and a supposed to be dead man, rejoins K-unit. What will his classmates think of the "druggy" now that they know he's an SAS/MI6 legend? SCORPIA has a new threat that hits close to Alex, a new 'doctor' on the loose, will he survive? I don't own Alex Rider! COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf, Tom H. - Complete
The Horror That Is Eagle by authorwannabe101 reviews
K-Unit are in the Sahara Desert on an assignment, and Wolf is left alone in a tent when Eagle comes in. Crack fic. One-Shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Eagle, Wolf - Complete
The Black Castle Dark version by Ali Ranger51 reviews
Will and Evanlyn are captured after burning the bridge, and in a disasterous escape attempt Will is gravely injured. Evanlyn manages to escape, but she believes Will dead. Morgarath takes Will as a slave to his Black Castle. Torture. Dark thoughts.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,599 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Will, Morgarath
Family Ties by HollyBlue2 reviews
He swerved. It was too late. He had hit the boy that had just stepped out onto the dark road. He slammed on his breaks causing him to hit his head on the steering wheel. Wolf was knocked unconscious...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,929 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Without Exception by Eelfie reviews
Alex returns to Brecon Beacons-this time traumatized after Jack's death. Mute, he needs the guidance and protection of the SAS to relearn what it means to be a teenager and a spy. *Based off of BekkaJane's What Goes Without Saying
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012
A Complicated Game of Cat and Mouse by Writers4All reviews
Alex visibly swallowed. Why was this man even allowed to foster children? What should he say? He had handled missions before without problem, but this wasn't a mission. This was his life. Alex Rider finds out that life after MI6 may be more than he can handle. Luckily, K-Unit's there to help - undercover, of course. Set after Scorpia Rising.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 159,006 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Don't Press Your Luck by chittychittyletsbang reviews
There's something fishy happening down in Sri Lanka, and the K-Unit have been sent in on a bloody rescue mission. A RESCUE mission, of all things! Nonetheless, they expected drug cartels and illegal doings, not... not the teenage super-spy they bunked with back in who knows when. Oh, Lord, this is going to get complicated.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,526 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Alex R./Cub
Saving Private Rider by RandomPerson164 reviews
It has been about ten years since Alex's final mission. What if he decided to rejoin SAS after defeating Razim? What would become of him? (Word of warning: I'm sorry if I messed something up.)
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Better Off Dead by PenNoire reviews
Alex had always managed to survive every deadly situation he was thrown into. This time, Tom wonders if it would have been better if he hadn't. Set after Scorpia Rising.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Tom H., Alex R./Cub - Complete
Born of Circumstance by Black Lighted Clouds reviews
An old enemy is back and Alex is forced to live with Wolf for protection. Will some feelings come to light? Wolf/Alex Couldn't think of a better title, sorry, might change later. Rating may change. General because I couldn't decide on a second genre.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,631 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Wolf, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Carry On Wayward Son by LacieDayParade reviews
The four times Alex made promises he couldn't keep. And the one time he made one he could. Terminally-ill!Alex. Somewhat AU. Set a year after Crocodile Tears, disregards Scorpia Rising. R&R!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R. - Complete
Faint Hearted by Scorpia710 reviews
Wolf clenched his fists as a familiar face appeared on the screen. "Cub," Fox whispered as he and the other three men stared at the next target and youngest member of K Unit. Mix in everyone's favorite assassin and what do you get?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 105,983 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Cult Within the Corps by JustaBunchaHOOPLA reviews
Will and Gilan start a cult...who else would? Includes Coffee Lord and Queen Decaf
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012
Vampire kiss by Vanity Storm reviews
this is my first ever fanfic read and tell me what you think this also has spoilers for the forth book,fifth and sixth! and is my version of what happends next PLS REVIEW! rated t just in case! :contains lots of characters! very OC * V.S * COMPLETE!:D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,954 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
Homeward Bound by Skylair Hernandez reviews
Set after Mortal Coil. The remnant still possesses Tanith's body, but it can hear the voices of it's family screaming in it's mind, and it can hear Tanith. Its stuck in a body that's homesick, so it makes a drastic decision... Rated T for violence.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Tanith L., Nye - Complete
Mosquitoes by JustaBunchaHOOPLA reviews
It's gathering time but with mosquitoes, as the title says.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Gilan, Will
To Every Guy That Said by Miss.Hood reviews
to every guy that said is a series of one shots based around kel & dom. they are sweet fluff and dom being a gorgeous boyfriend. ever wonder what he would do if your sick or angry or sad? find out by reading this wonderful story of one shots
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,612 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Keladry, Domitan
Goodbye cruel world, I'm leaving you today by Lolita.Scova reviews
Alex doesn't know how he got here, crying on his chemistry papers and soaking the sleeves of his hoodie. When he gets desperate, things spiral downward. INVOLVES K-UNIT & BEN DANIELS & SUICIDE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,599 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
A Hyper Eagle is a Very Scary Thing by Dautr abr du Sundavar reviews
Formerly "Introducing Cub and Making Eagle Hyper," the original drabble has been expanded into a series of oneshots. And every one of them will feature a hyper Eagle. O.O Scary...R&R!
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,102 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Eagle, Alex R./Cub
Death of a Partner Revised by HollyBlue2
Revised Alex is captured by SCORPIA and the elite team of SAS soldiers come to the rescue, but tragedy strikes... Will the team cope?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Ben D./Fox, Wolf
Requiem for a Rising Star by control of chaos reviews
Sequel to End of the Road. In the process of being rewritten.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,710 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Alex R./Cub
A New Beginning or Not by Izzy-I.R.T reviews
The sight that greeted him when he was able to see the full view of the assembly almost made his jaw drop. Blunt and Jones were at his school. K-Unit.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,842 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Alex R./Cub
A Question by Kiki1forest reviews
It was less of a Kel needing Dom than a Dom needing Kel, KD oneshot
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Domitan, Keladry - Complete
Ups and Downs by grimreaper101 reviews
alex rider has just discovered that wolf is his real father. wolf gets sent off to SAS for training and Yassen is alive and there! first fanfic hope you like! changed mind. disclaimer: the usual not mine.some chaps not edited. sorry haven't wrote am sick
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Last Spy Standing by Ali Ranger51 reviews
When Jack is killed by Scorpia, MI6 make good with their threat to reveal Alex to the world and Alex is sent back to Brecon Beacons to train and for protection. While the entire world is shaken from the revelation of the teenage super spy, Alex must deal with not only the new batch of SAS recruits, but assassination attempts and the ever interfering K-Unit.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,416 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Coincidental by BonsaiTree reviews
What if certain SAS soldiers had witnessed a certain sniper attack that almost took a certain teenager's life? No longer a one-shot. Part one REWRITTEN. Part two: A Day in Baghdad...in which the "certain SAS soldiers" receive a certain letter.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
Saving the Protector by Foxwox reviews
Kel is gravely injured and far from home. Can Dom's squad from Third Company get her home in time or will they be too late? Keldom *same story as protecting the protector just different catagories
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,014 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Domitan, Keladry
The Storm Before the Calm by twattingdaleks reviews
A sequel to my story "It's Broken Until You Fix It" in which Valkyrie is very emotional. Be prepared for Fletchkyrie fluff.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,506 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Fletcher R. - Complete
Losing Touch by arbitraryink
A collection of drabbles and ficlets written for Team Rikash at Goldenlake's SMACKDOWN 2010.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,318 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Keladry - Complete
Where There Is Sorrow, There Is Despair by Pessimistic Guardian Angel reviews
Alex is sent to the SAS thanks to an attempted assassination at school that was covered up as a school shooting gone wrong. But what will happen when he meets the older brother of a bully a year older than him as a recruit in the SAS? And just when he thought his life was settling down... Scorpia plans their way to get back at him, harshly. His life just gets harder and harder...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,856 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Alex R./Cub
What Everything Means by Illusions of Dreaming reviews
During one of their missions, Will Treaty was poisoned, now the aftereffects of the drug threatens Will's place with the rangers. Will Will survive this emotional shock and how will Halt help his former apprentice through this hurdle? Oneshot.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Will, Halt - Complete
A Night in Eternity by ElizaLento reviews
Post-Inheritance and prequel to A Moment in Eternity: A century has passed since the defeat of the Empire and the birth of the new riders.It is a night filled with dancing, mead and magic."You keep me at peace too, Arya. You are my greatest friend." ExA.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,284 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Eragon S., Arya
Alex! by Complicated-little-Jellie reviews
Sequel to the story: Alex?. What if he wasn't dead? What if everything has changed ... for everyone.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,641 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Alex R./Cub
An Interfering Snake by Gold is power reviews
Snake gets a letter telling him about Cub going in for an operation on his appendix. However this is the second letter about this surgery that Snake has been sent. How can Cub have his appendix removed twice? And what happens when K-Unit go looking for answers. And what happens when Snake starts cause MI6 problems about how they treat Cub. Lots of K-Unit. Slash Snake/Eagle.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,766 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Alex R./Cub
How Do You Like Me Now? by kage kitsune 14 reviews
Adopted from awesomosityrox. A dead man shows up, and Alex's life is turned upside down. Scorpia attacks Brooklands, and MI6 threatens to destroy Alex's loved ones forever.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Because That Was Expected by Fate's Silver Chain reviews
We all know Alex Rider has a good chance of getting himself in trouble. But when something happens, that kickstarts off a series of events, the teenager can't help but wonder why he can't get a break. K-Unit & Brecon Beacons. Set after Crocodile Tears. (2)
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,716 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
A Familiar Face by Wolfwind97 reviews
Request from snowflake13300. Alex Rider is now back at his school without MI6 currently troubling him. However, he meets a familiar face in the school hallway; a person he has not seen in a while. IS GOING TO BE REWRITTEN!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Alex R./Cub
Gunshots in the Dark by Writers4All reviews
Alex thought that his stay in jail was over once Ben bailed him out. Unfortunately, he was wrong, and he soon finds himself facing his worst nightmare - Bricks, who likes underage blonde teenage boys. Will he be able to escape this adventure unscathed? SEQUEL to Explosions in the Dark.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,515 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Valduggery Drabble's by DuskTillDawn95 reviews
Back in action! For now anyway
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 9,016 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 5/16/2009
How Do You Like Me Now? by awesomosityrox reviews
A dead man shows up, and Alex's life is turned upside down. Scorpia attacks Brooklands, and MI6 threatens to destroy Alex's loved ones forever. Adopted by kage kitsune 14.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
The Caves by ValkyrieCain98 reviews
Skulduggery and Valkyrie explore the caves under Gordons house and find...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
The Girl by TamariChan reviews
Dom is once again thwarted in his efforts to "get some". Written for the Goldenlake Olympics, PotS/DL. Dom/Aly.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Domitan - Complete
Strained Voices by TamariChan
She's restless and he's tired/ or, decisions should not be made past midnight. Written for the Goldenlake Olympics, POTS/DL team. Aly/Lerant.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Complete
Jump by AlyKat18 reviews
Kel is faced with the loss of her faithful dog.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Keladry, Jump - Complete
One of the Guys by pyxie506 reviews
Dom stikes a bet with Wolset to go girl free until midwinter, but when he tells Kel that it isnt tempting being around her because she's just one of the guys, he may destroy their friendship forever... Tamora Pierce owns all
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Keladry, Domitan
4 whole years in Wales by Lucilia Venom reviews
Valkyrie makes plans to leave Ireland and got to america, to stop Darquesse. 4 years later she is 19, living with Bethan Duncanti, Heather Rain, Kate Fire, Seren Flare and Jordan Darkness. All nutty as oak trees, same age as her, welsh, childhood friends and awesome! One day a man murdered two mortals and a reflection. Melissa and Desmond Edgely were those mortals!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012
Vampire Problems by Lucilia Venom reviews
Skulduggery and Valkyrie are kidnapped... by Calean! Read to find out what happens. Thank you to my friend josh who helped me with this a little bit. Introduction for my own character ; Lucilia Venom. VALDUGGERY! All characters except Lucilia Venom belong to Derek Landy.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Complete
Valkyrie by Just another wanna be writer reviews
Well flech and val are about to have sex and the one preson in the world who can stop them walks in the room
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Fletcher R.
Steadfast Awaits by Kaya of Queenscove reviews
A K/D romance fic set after Lady Knight, I dreamed this 100 times over. Dom has always admired Kel and accepted her as one of the Own, Dom's expectations are thrown out of wack... Dun dun DUNNN. T for safety
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Keladry, Domitan
How to Write an AR Fanfic that Doesn't Suck by Castaway5 reviews
Tired of of reading the same stories over and over again, or clicking the back button because your eyes are bleeding from reading a crappy story? Then read this guide and live by it. Seriously. Read this story.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Valduggery Songfic friendshipromance by Sabrina Sparrow reviews
Well this is my second story on fanfiction. My first story was: Valduggery Drabbles friendship/romance. This story is going to be a songfic where the stores are written around the songs. I really hope you like it! :3
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 68,758 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011
Trouble On Keyboards, With Video by Writer With Sprite reviews
Alex Rider and Eagle, sitting in a chat room with nothing to do… Chapter number two: Fox joins in. Ch3: Omegle is now turning into 'Alex-Meets-K-Unit, specifically Wolf.' Now: Snake meets Alex on video chat. Updated 7/15/2012 - complete!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,208 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle - Complete
A Soldiers Past by zeichnerinaga reviews
Years after Alex Rider left, a certain soldier might just have found a hint to what happened to him.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Complete
A Coincidental Relative by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Jack has a brother, who has stumbled into some financial trouble and is coming to live with Alex and Jack. Alex is nervous about meeting the man, but it turns out... he's already met him...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,848 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
Matches by bookworm299 reviews
It was just a box of matches. Taken using one of the oldest tricks in the book. Maybe it was the shock. Maybe it was the fact that it was too simple. Maybe he'd gone soft. But, one thing he was sure of was that he'd underestimated Alex Rider… the kid. But that trick with a box of matches told a lot more then it should have…
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Myriad Memories by pixie blue reviews
AU after Oakleaf Bearers/Battle for Skandia. Will has returned safely from Skandia, but Halt is so glad to have him back that he doesn't realise Will isn't completely alright. Then, the worst happens. How will Halt cope with the consequences of his mistake?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,725 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Will, Halt - Complete
Of All Things by Pessimistic Guardian Angel reviews
What would happen if Alex had a little too much of Powerade? What would happen if Tom pushed Alex a tad too far? If Alex met one of his old classmates at the SAS when they grow up? Come on, read the story... I know you want to... Bunch of drabbles based on Alex Rider. Rated T cause I'm not sure if the story will have some "language".
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012
Three Years by aussie-chick-13 reviews
Three years after that fateful visit to the bank Alex Rider, aka Cub, is healthy as he can be, happy and currently residing with K-Unit at Brecon Beacons. What happens when one day he gets news that will turn his life upside down? Rated T for language
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,392 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Her Own Little Piece Of Lovely by Skylair Hernandez reviews
Set after Death Bringer. Tanith is back and they get the remnant out of her but Valkyrie has a big problem, she's pregnant and Darquesse has a plan but what is it? Fletchyrie, Ghanith, Valith, Valduggery, not a very good summary please read and review
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 24,066 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Fletcher R. - Complete
Last Hopes Lost by GodricsRanger reviews
Many are dead, some are captured, and some have just plain disappeared. They're back, and this time they've taken Will's life with them. CURRENT VERSION
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Will
Sabina's Funeral by RandomPerson164 reviews
Alex hoped that he'd never have to be there. He hoped that it would never happen in his lifetime. But hope couldn't stop it from happening. Warning: if you're a Sabina-lover, read at your own risk.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
His Loving Arms by Tigertopaz-Titanium Banana reviews
When all else fails, Alex knows he can come back to the arms of the one he loves. But what happens when those arms become damaged? What happens when they let him fall? Slash, Torture, language
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,819 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Exiled to my mind by pottere1 reviews
Due to unexpected events that happen during the 30th anniversary of Jon and Thayet coronation, Alanna finds herself trapped in her mind.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Alanna
Pool insecurities by scamp87 reviews
Funny One-Shot between Alex and his gym coach. Alex pretends to be really insecure about wearing a bathing suit...
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Complete
What If by Lila Lucia reviews
Sixteen years ago the Goddess took her away in the dead of night. Her mother and godmothers waited anxiously for her to return; her father didn't even know she existed. But maybe, just maybe, she is the one who can change everything.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/26/2009
New Hopes by bebes reviews
The killing machines may have been destroyed, but war with Scanra continues. Kel still has her refugees to protect, and the long northern winter to get through, before fighting picks up again in the spring. Picks up at the end of Lady Knight.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,564 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Keladry, Domitan
Nightmares by deathpuppet13 reviews
Eragon is having nightmares and it leads him to Arya. Rated T for heavily implied subjects
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
The Women's Bath House by LittleWildFlower reviews
Dom loses a bet and now has to bathe in the women's bath-house. Who by chance decides to have a bath at the same time? Rated K because there is unmistakable mentioning but nothing overly bad!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Keladry, Domitan
I Pray the Lord My Soul to Take by Katarina99 reviews
Sequel to If I Should Die Before I Wake: It's been five years and everything seems to have fallen apart, with one teammate dead and two missing K and N-Units are barely holding it together, suddenly getting one of them back would be a good thing...right?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,909 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Crazy Counselor by scamp87 reviews
Funny One-Shot between Alex and his crazy school counselor.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2012
One Hundred Years of Solitude by Questioning.Silence reviews
Eragon and Saphira return to Ellesmera on the eve of the Agaeti Blodhren to visit the land they left behind. Angela gives some unsought advice, Arya picks a fight, flowers reveal a secret, and everyone ends up a lot better off than in Paolini's novel.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,683 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Flesh and Blood by Zwoosh-K9 reviews
One-shot: Alex, twenty-two, reminisces on how he fell in love and eventually settled down. His life had never been fair, but for once Alex had regained a sliver of normality in the form of his partner. Wolf/Alex, contains violence, implied sex and gay relations. Rated T, but readers take caution if such content offends you.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,089 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Neal gets Lost by AlyKat18 reviews
It's Neal's responsibility to show Kel around the palace before she starts her training, but what happens if Neal gets lost within his own thoughts leaving Kel and him self lost within the belly of the palace. Who will come and help them find their way back up to the living?
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Nealan, Keladry - Complete
The Naked Truth by Rosie eisoR reviews
When Kalasin tries to discuss her mother-in-law with Kaddar, she doesn't get the response she was expecting. Written for Goldenlake's MPP #69: Just before the dawn.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Kadar - Complete
Pillow Talk by Rosie eisoR reviews
Kaddar muses on the value of choices, but Kalasin has other things on her mind. Written for Goldenlake's MPP #58: You're more trouble than you're worth.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Kadar - Complete
The Phoenix by HeartDancer reviews
Kel becomes a Shang after being banned from continuing her page training. What happens when she comes back, 3 years later, with her own student, deadly, with legends being written about her every day? Find out. No Pairings. Revised, after a very long absence!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Keladry - Complete
Memory Loss by StrangelyPenned reviews
Ben visits an asylum to visit the one person he never thought he'd see there: Alex Rider. But why is Alex there and how much does he really remember? ... A quick preview to a story I shall be writing. I need your help - do you like it?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Beyond the Sea by EternalRandomChick reviews
Inspired by Celtic Woman's version of Beyond the Sea. THIS IS NOT A SONG-FIC! Arya realizes what a fool she was to refuse to leave with Eragon and leaves Alagaesia to be with him. But will she be too late? Both she and Eragon suffer from broken hearts, but he is about to pass into the void.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
The Luck of the Devil by ifan13 reviews
Alex has been gone for a year, busy destroying the orginization that had threatened his wife and kid. Now he's done and he's coming back home to his family. There's only one problem - his wife and child think he's dead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Dictionary Drabbles by L'ApresMidi reviews
Join me as I flick through my dictionary and write about the two words at the top of the pages . Different genres ,lengths ,something for everyone ! Full summary inside :
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Alex R./Cub
A new life alone by typing away reviews
When Saphira dies, will Eragon be able to rebuild his shattered life, or will someone help him do it?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Vampires by PeachDestroyer reviews
Valkyrie disappeared two years earlier. Fletcher and Skulduggery want find her. Will they find Valkyrie?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Fletcher R.
Ask a Silly Question by DrWhy reviews
"Alex,Yassen Gregorovitch is alive, and we believe he may try to take you out. For your own safety and further training, you will be sent to Breacon Beacons" What Mrs. Jones doesn't know is that Yassen is like a father to Alex,and K unit is in for a big shock.(ENDING REWRITTEN!)
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Rise of The Dragon Riders by CarlzAEA reviews
My attempt to write what happens after the Inheritance book, this is my first story. I do not own any of these characters, they belong to Christopher Paolini.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,226 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Eragon S., Arya
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother by Wolfwind97 reviews
Request from Bookdancer. Song by 'The Hollies'. Alex Rider and Ben Daniels has always been close. Now, Alex is dying in Ben's arms. NO SLASH!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Lorsque Vous Etes Loin by Secret Agent S. Armour Dorky reviews
They both knew that their line of work meant sacrifice, but peace of mind over Ben's safety is one thing Alex will not lose. AlexBen slash. Don't like, don't read. Short oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Jarred Cooper: Shades of Grey by Lioness's Heart reviews
Months after returning from Scanra, things have changed for Jarred. He is no longer the Dogs' golden boy, but the outcast. As he struggles to find his place in his changing world, can he push through this to save the people he loves the most?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,634 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Tortall
The Office by Rider 87 reviews
John's office has been untouched since his death, now the time has arrived to unlock the doors.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Ian R. - Complete
New Hopes: Firsts by bebes reviews
This is an extended version of chapter 13 of my story New Hopes. If you haven't read that, this probably won't make too much sense. I wanted to keep that story T, thus posting this as a separate one shot.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,689 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
Bits And Pieces: A Drabble Collection by ovolamp reviews
ON HIATUS. SLASH. In which Alex dislikes his ceiling, Ben is caught red-handed and Tom has a serious allergic reaction. Pairings: Alex/Wolf, Ben/Ash and Tom/Snake.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/27/2012
Lucky Father, Lucky Son by Wolfwind97 reviews
Sequel to 'Apart of a New Game'. While Alex and Yassen are trying to blend into the life as regular humans, Tom decides to avenge Alex's death by destroying Scorpia. However, Tom does not know the Alex is alive and he still has to train at Brecon Beacons.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Tom H., Alex R./Cub - Complete
Ne Vous Excusez Pas by Secret Agent S. Armour Dorky reviews
Based on the twelfth drabble in the story 'Twenty Kisses' by speechbubble. They had an agreement. That didn't stop Ben from feeling like he'd done something terrible and wrong. AlexBen slash. Don't like, don't read. Short oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
The Wonders Of A New Family by HollyBlue2 reviews
When Alex has to go to a children's home after Jack is killed in the car explosion, he finds that there is a new family waiting for him, he just needs to trust himself...
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
After Lady Knight by Dawnfire321 reviews
When Kel lead her friends into Scanra, Dom started to notice that his feelings for Kel where more than Just friendly. Kel had always thought of Dom as attractive. At Raoul's wedding their relationship will change. Will they last? Rated T for safety
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,818 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Complete
Shattered by m.sharkbait.4444 reviews
If anyone were to take a long look at the Treaty family, they'd think everything was okay. They'd think that nothing could tear those kids apart. But that's just another one of the skills that the Treaty children have- acting like nothing is wrong.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,096 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Will, King Duncan
Locked With Secrecy by Knight Mistress reviews
"The Yamani Islands will be destroyed.. and soon.." Enter Kel, who is, after being kicked out after prohibition, Shinko's right hand woman. When sent to Tortall, she figures she is part of a conspiracy to take over Tortall, which isn't what she expected.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Keladry, Nealan
Never Meant to Be by Mr or Ms Tanuki reviews
If it wasn't just happening to them at that moment, Eragon would've laughed at the irony. One-shot
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Arya, Eragon S. - Complete
Together, Forever by TheEyesOfIris reviews
This takes place after Inheritance. Eragon is leaving and Arya wishes to go with him. Will he allow her? Will the elves allow her? Read and Review I'm sorry for the not-so-good summary.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Physical Therapy Isn't For Alex by DarthZ reviews
Physical therapists don't like Alex, and Alex doesn't like them. There's a reason for that.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Alex's Scars by double-oh-nothing reviews
Alex is not pleased when they have a swimming assighnment at school and even less pleased when he finds out who his 'guest teachers' are sorry, I've been told to keep this as in progress... I will HOPEFULLY update when I have more regular acess to a computer
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle
Standing on the Grave of Dreams by TamariChan
"Please don't go," she whispers, but the door swings shut. Lerant/Lianne, written for Decathlon, 500 word dash.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Complete
Mission: Undercover by FantasyFollower reviews
Sucked into an elaborate scheme, Kel and Dom have no idea that Alanna and Raoul are matchmaking to the extreme. But what happens when their foolproof plan develops a dangerous flaw?
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,259 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Keladry, Domitan
Out in the Open by carinims01 reviews
When hired men come to Alex's high school, crashing through his English class' windows, looking for him, what will happen? How can he keep his secret? And what will happen next? Set after Snakehead. Reveal Fic!
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,606 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
The Distant Hill AND Stalking Down a Narrow Cage by TamariChan
She's always been overlooked AND Every time he sees her, he's stunned anew. Lerant/Lianne II, written for Single Sentence Shotput and 400 word dash for Decathlon at fiefgoldenlake . proboards . com. Part of the "Of Freedom" series.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Complete
Another Breeze by TamariChan
Someday, they will look back on this moment. Lerant of Eldorne/Lianne of Conte II, written for the 110 Reverse Hurdles for Decathlon at fiefgoldenlake . proboards . com. Part of the "Of Freedom" series.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Complete
Waiting on a Dawn-Bright Lawn by TamariChan
Lerant has trouble learning a new skill. Luckily or not so luckily , he has Lianne to help him. Lerant/Lianne II, written for the Light-hearted Long Jump for Decathlon at fiefgoldenlake . proboards . com. Part of the "Of Freedom" series.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Complete
The Training Master by Kypriotha reviews
A series of snapshots capturing the evolution of Wyldon's relationship with Kel. Written for Fief Goldenlake's Malorie's Peak Prompt #66 'From Minor to Major'.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Wyldon, Keladry - Complete
Floats ton Bâteau by speechbubble reviews
Ben and Neil have a movie night. Ben/Eagle SLASH. Randomness and lack of plot. You have been warned.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Ben D./Fox, Eagle - Complete
Pay Up by CheyanneChika reviews
This is what happened between Raoul and Gary during Kel's first Joust. Slightly edited for grammatical errors.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Raoul, Keladry - Complete
Family Reunion by Ecrilthir reviews
Alex Retires from MI 6 and starts living peacefully in Cornwall, what happens when he see Ian Rider walking down the street?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R.
Stuck in hell with the damn devils by Complicated-little-Jellie reviews
Isolated and ignored at none other than Brecon Beacons, Alex has to show K-Unit whether or not he can shoot. Trouble is ensured, and the pain that follows suite. But what will Wolf do?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,555 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Hot and Cold by museicality reviews
Written for SMACKDOWN 2011, Team Temptation. Jonathan of Conte and Keladry of Mindelan are two very headstrong people. Unfortunately, somehow they seem to always run hot and cold. Drabble prompts from "Hot n' Cold" by Katy Perry.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Jon, Keladry
Just one mistake by MageNellofGalla reviews
When Kel goes down into the Lower city, she finds herself in a very bad situation. She's lost in a cold place and all Raoul knows is that she's visiting a friend. Hopes for a hero has severely plummeted. Unless... Eventual Kel/Neal
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,601 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Keladry, Nealan
His Name Is by museicality reviews
Written for SMACKDOWN 2011, Team Underpants. A Series written from the lyrics from "His Name Is Lancelot" from Monty Python's Spamalot in conjunction with Sidonie, who wrote a mirror fic for Jon/Zahir.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Domitan
Before It's Too Late by museicality
Written for SMACKDOWN 2011, Team Underpants. Prompt cycle of Dom and Evin centric drabbles inspired by the lyrics of "Hold On" by the Goo Goo Dolls.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,351 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Domitan
The Day in a Life of Skulduggery Pleasant by Emily VenHeusen reviews
Two people almost expose magic. Set Ireland on fire. But who was it? Read to find out.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2012
I Never Break My Promises by Bookdancer reviews
Fox and Jag/Cub/Alex get in a car crash, and Fox makes a promise that Jag doesn't think he'll be able to keep. Companion story to A New Identity and These Hands Are Made For Tickling. One-Shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
A New Identity by Bookdancer reviews
What happens when Alex doesn't go with Mr. Pleasure, and Scorpia is out for revenge? He gets a new identity, that's what. After pretending to die in a bank robbery, Alex takes on a new identity and joins the SAS. K-Unit appears. After Scorpia Rising.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,913 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
He Felt No Pain by Bookdancer reviews
The last companion story to A New Identity. The story of how Jag/Matt/Cub/Alex dies in A New Identity. One-Shot. Other companion stories are These Hands Are Made For Tickling and I Never Break My Promises.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Ben D./Fox, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Mercy on the Foundling by OneTrueCalabash reviews
Some beggar children find a baby in the gutters of the Lower City. Having mercy on it, they bring it to their Queen. There, it will be raised at the right hand of the Child Rogue and go on to become one of Tortall's most infamous legends.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012
Weeping Willow by Irregularity reviews
With his son dying of a disease, Brom turns to the elves for a cure. It is there, that Eragon finds companionship in the form of an elfin princess. Will love have a chance to blossom before Eragon's body betrays him? And what of Galbatorix? AU
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Eragon S., Arya
Rain and Night by Apprentice of Fire reviews
Most people become rangers at choosing or something. Me, when I crash a Gathering. Being a ranger is difficult, but it's harder when you're hiding a secret that could destroy Araluen.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Gilan
Preventive Measures by Cardboard Edward reviews
Unnerved by his partner's strange behavior, Skulduggery investigates, ultimately discovering more than he wants to know about her plan to stop Darquesse for good. Themes of suicide.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,638 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
A Flashy Farewell by TZQ reviews
So this is probably the longest so-called-possible 2 shot ever so be warned! So the title is too non-sense to my liking but youll understand soon. *evil chuckle, then clears throat* I'll go off before I praise myself even more ; ENJOY :D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Behind Closed Doors by MageNellofGalla reviews
Possible One-shot. He said that he had changed. But that couldn't be true. It was too good to be true. At least, in Kel's eyes that was the verdict.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Joren, Keladry - Complete
Superstitious by MageNellofGalla reviews
Drabble. Raoul gets superstitious at the dinner table.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Raoul - Complete
Only thing on my mind by Luciana.Scath reviews
A test of their friendship and love. A Valduggery fanfiction written as a request, I don't ship it so it's even worse than normal. Enjoy the Valduggery! X3
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Is This Really The End? by fairyrobot reviews
Artemis is sick with a deadly diease. Every Move he makes slowly kills him. The faeries dont know of this, only Butler and the Fowls. Artemis is looking for the cure, yet even the faeries have yet to find it. Opal is trying to kill everyone. HollyXAF
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Skulduggery Pleasant and Co: A bunch of one shots by Insane Sorrows reviews
One-shots for rainy days :D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
A Future of Possibilities by 9r7g5h reviews
Shown a future he both feared and craved, it was Arya that healed his wounded mind and gave him the hope to fix things.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Mentally Lost by JustaBunchaHOOPLA reviews
Will lost, mentally not physically. Who will find him? Will he ever recover? Please read and review! REVIEW! It's much appreciated. : I have changed the category for this..it's not really adventure. It says Will and Alyss but it's not really a romance. Read at your own risk... it was my first fic
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,795 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Will, Alyss - Complete
Unto My Dying Breath by StevieRae2011 reviews
When Arya is injured in battle, she makes a confession... regarding Eragon. How will Eragon react, knowing Arya has been dealt a mortal wound? This is a One-Shot! Takes place before Inheritance. Character death, so beware. R&R! You know you want to...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
school is cool by bookworm2912 reviews
val is stuck in class but what happences when her teacher is skulduggery.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Give me a Kiss by TheDeliquent9 reviews
Set after The End of the World. Valkyrie is sulking and once again Skulduggery isn't the best of comforters but Valkyrie has an idea. Not as romancey as it sounds. Don't own Skulduggery Pleasant.One shot
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
If You Jump by Ali Ranger51 reviews
When Will, broken after years of torture at enemy hands, threatens suicide, what is Alyss to do? Should she hold onto the one she loves, or would it be kinder to let him go?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Alyss, Will - Complete
It Gets Better by PeetaxKatnissx13RW reviews
Katniss might be pregnant again. But,she and Peeta are both scared since pregnancies can be life threatening in Katniss' case.Probably going to be super emotional,so be warned. Was rated T, but changed to M because I pictured Peeta Mellark naked...
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,626 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
This is why no one lets Alanna get bored by OverlordK reviews
The war between Scanra and Tortall is winding down, and a peace treaty is in the making. Most of the fighting is over, so is the need for the armies. Alanna is stuck in Corus for the peace talks with not much to do. What kind of trouble will she get in?
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,413 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Keladry, Domitan
Anything and Everything by Chasingtheimpossible reviews
Alex is a trainwreck, doing anything and everything he can to get out of MI6, but they won't let him go. When it begins to go too far, he gets dumped with K-unit. Can they fix him, or has Alex Rider finally gone too far? Please R & R, be nice if possible.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,099 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
If I Should Die Before I Wake by Katarina99 reviews
Alex Rider is a high level MI6 agent with no future and very little present to speak of. Ian Johnson is a well respected soldier in the SAS who's past is about to catch up to him. How far will Ian go to bury Alex and his MI6 past forever?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,567 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Dobbing In by LillyMarie Gee reviews
When Kenny Dune plans to reveal Valkyrie's identity live on air she's not going down without a fight. Full summary inside. Please Read and review ! Rated T just in case.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Confession by ValkyrieCain98 reviews
Skulduggey and Valkyrie encounter trouble. Again.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
New Beginnings by GoldenLadyKnight reviews
Kel sets out on a mission to save a old friend. During her mission, Kel learns a great deal about herself and how to open up to others. Kel/Dom plus action. Please review!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,472 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Keladry, Domitan
Legacy by Mango517 reviews
It's been six years. Everything is different, still Eragon feels the same. Post Inheritance. Arya/Eragon. Because someone just had to fix that ending.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,465 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Arya, Eragon S. - Complete
I Did Not Off My Boss by authorwannabe101 reviews
When Mr. Blunt is killed, Alex is accused of killing him. Sent to Brecon Beacons to be interrogated by the SAS, he may find that he has friends in the most unlikely of places. two-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
That's Life by Bookdancer reviews
K-Unit, Fox, and Cub went on a mission that went completely wrong. One-Shot. Last in Fifteen Things That Amaze Us About Cub trilogy. Sequel to To Be A Spy. Not like previous One-Shots.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Eagle, Alex R./Cub - Complete
What Friends Are For by giverofgrace reviews
One-Shot. Random drabble on Alex during and after his wife's death
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Alex Rider: SAS School Kids by TS3KayMarie reviews
Alex Rider has been in SAS for two year. Ever since Jack was killed by Scorpia. Alex was only 14 at the time and had to leave everything behind. He is now 16 and MI6 decided to send thirty student from his old school to SAS for an experiment.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Fletcher's Revenge by cain's apprentice reviews
After my last story where Tanith is back, Val finds sanctuary in her and Fletcher wants to make her suffer...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,112 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Fletcher R.
Spring Fever by JustaBunchaHOOPLA reviews
It's spring in Redmont and everyone is happy. Everyone but Halt, that is. Please review! T for mild language. I think. Much better than summary, I hope.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Complete
Agent Daniels by Buninsun reviews
This is about Fox when he leaves the SAS. He thinks that he won't ever see K-unit again, but he's wrong. Way wrong. Please R&R!
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,577 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Ben D./Fox
The Lioness Of Shang by Jill Humming reviews
Alanna and Thom never switched places and she couldn't bear the convent. So she ran away to become a Shang. Years later she meets some Nobles, she once knew. What will they think of a woman, who can fight like a Lioness? With Jon, George, Gary, Raoul, etc
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Alanna
Bones and Brains by Lili789 reviews
A series of Skulduggery Pleasant drabbles mostly focus on Valduggery or Skulduggery and Valkyrie Cain.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 10,361 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Lady Knight II by Miss. Pure reviews
Ever wonder what happened after Lady Knight? Well we all know nothing really happened at Steadfast between Kel and Dom, but what if fate gave them no other choice then to share the truth? KD
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,688 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Keladry, Domitan
To See Me Through by oneperfectfit reviews
Kel and Wyldon exchange letters, as seen from a far distant future.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Keladry, Wyldon - Complete
What I Want to Hear by kittykatloren reviews
Dear Thayet, I am sorry. I am a useless nincompoop, and you are beautiful and right and wonderful and magnificent. Please forgive my horrendous failings. Jonathan/Thayet, written for Goldenlake's Love Letters challenge!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Jonathan IV, Thayet - Complete
The Incident by Sydd reviews
Put Mrs Jones and Alex Rider in a mixing bowl. Add peppermints, and bake it for a day. Sprinkle a factory and a yapping Chihuahua, and voila! A serving of The Incident fit for nosy MI6 spies, the SAS sergeant and you. On Temporary Hiatus.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Mrs. T. Jones
Halt vs Tape by JustaBunchaHOOPLA reviews
Halt, meet Crowley's newest invention. Tape. Please review! :P
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Complete
School by Carita Arorangi reviews
There's nothing major going on so Valkyrie has to go to school!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Moving Tents, SAS vs SEALS by ALu-di reviews
When K-unit goes camping together with a unit of their colleagues the Navy Seals, the Seals should discover that you could not underestimate the SAS. Especially not when there is some kid called Cub involved…
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
The Skeleton at The Door by Carita Arorangi reviews
SPOILERS, set after Death Bringer, Kenny gets unwanted visitors
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Skulduggery Pleasant: random drabbles by Kribu reviews
Random bits of Skulduggery-related drabbles or serial drabbles. No particular themes or pairings but I am a Skul/Val fan, so there might be some of that at some point. Spoilers for ALL released books, now including Death Bringer.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011
Trying to ForgetLike This she is Perfect by Jay Foren
A oneshot that was split into two. Valkyrie lowers into insanity slowly. Every single time she remembers she kills herself a bit more.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Chiduggery by Emily VenHeusen reviews
Valkyrie and Fletcher go out on a mission to find out if China, Skulduggerys GF, is his long lost wife!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
An Extremely Awkward Party by TamariChan reviews
Kel meets Neal's sister at his engagement party. Several very uncomfortable conversations follow. Kel, Jessamine, Dom, Neal, and friends. oneshot, written for Malorie's Peak prompt. Disclaimer: The characters and the world of Tortall belong to TP.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Keladry, Nealan, Domitan - Complete
Notes to the Spymaster by kittykatloren reviews
Spymaster, I thought it might interest you to know that I have noticed a curious man lingering in the lover's corner of the Pavilion of Delightful Pleasures. Perhaps you would like to investigate? Aly/Taybur oneshot, an exchange of letters.
Trickster series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Complete
Stargazing by MageNellofGalla reviews
Kel just can't see it! Drabble Kel/Neal.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Keladry, Nealan - Complete
Disturbing the Balance by Kypriotha reviews
Kel takes a risk and disturbs the balance she has always been so careful to maintain, but what reaction will she provoke? Written for Fief Goldenlake's Malorie's Peak Prompt MPP #60 "An equal and opposite reaction".
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Keladry, Nealan - Complete
Unofficial Files by speechbubble reviews
A collection of one-shots and/or drabbles evolving around Alex Rider and Ben Daniels. SLASH. Don't like, don't read. Now with title image, thanks to littleshush!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 27,337 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Decaf by Gryphon31 reviews
New Chapter: Halt's Revenge. Two-shot. A tired, yawning Halt sees Will. Hilarity ensues. Book 7 spoilers. Second Chapter added as Halt gets his revenge. Read and Review.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Halt, Will - Complete
Rent by JSkaterfan reviews
Beka and Rosto have a slight disagreement. Post-Bloodhound, but could take place any time after Terrier.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Rebakah C./Beka, Rosto the Piper - Complete
A Wounded Ranger by Bralt reviews
What happens when Halt scares Will? It isn't angsty but somebody does get hurt. There is a little grim humor. Rated T for the injury.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Halt, Will - Complete
Skulduggery Pleasant Let's Catch A Remnant by bioniky11 reviews
A chilling story of how Tanith got her Remnant removed.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Tanith L. - Complete
150 Things I Will Not Do In The Sanctuary by Lord Sanguine reviews
"It's a list, a list of 150 things which should never be done in the Sanctuary or elsewhere." Rated T for now. No fixed pairings yet but if you have any suggestions review or PM me.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Curiosity by Rosie eisoR reviews
Rosto comes to satisfy his curiosity over Beka's new houseguest. Written for MPP 51 over at Goldenlake: Conversations. Mastiff Spoilers!
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Farmer C., Rosto the Piper - Complete
Birthdays by Kypriotha reviews
MASTIFF SPOILERS. Prince Gareth has a special birthday. Written for the Fief Goldenlake Holiday Wishing Tree.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Complete
Just a Moment by Lioness's Heart reviews
AU. Oneshot. There were some days when Rosto hated mornings. This was one of them. Beka/Rosto.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2012 - [Rebakah C./Beka, Rosto the Piper] - Complete
Wolf Bite by Black Lighted Clouds reviews
Short Wolf/Alex, non-explicit not by much, anyway . Alex wakes up with the result of their nightly 'antics' and is not happy with it. And Jack can be very fierce with a feather duster . . .
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,589 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
What Comes Around by Esther-Channah reviews
15 years after Lady Knight, Kel and Neal meet again. Their lives have changed, but Kel finds that some old feelings haven't! Kel/Nealan
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Keladry, Nealan
Forthright by LondonBelow reviews
It's been nearly a year since New Hope was built, and Kel has an unusual personal problem to address.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Keladry
Tricksters' Game by Thobbit reviews
"You have until the end of the month to get all your people out of the Isles," Aly told George at the end of Trickster's Queen, "or I'll ship them home." She wasn't kidding.
Trickster series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Complete
Summer Solstice by MageNellofGalla reviews
One-shot Kel/Roald When Kel loses a bet, she finds herself in something more uncomfortable than just a dress. ***New and improved
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Keladry, Roald - Complete
A Moment in Eternity by ElizaLento reviews
Post-Inheritance: A look into the Leader of the Rider's life centuries after the end of Inheritance, while Arya attends the Rider's annual winter meeting. "Because you were the most beautiful thing I ever laid my eyes on." One-shot. Eragon/Arya.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,882 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
lovvve letters by Lone-grey-koas-wolf reviews
artemis and holly start trade letter and everyone is betting on love
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
First Dance by Rowena BaronErikandSnapelover reviews
Kel is ordered to attend a singles ball, where she meets up with Dom. Might become a short story about different characters in their first dance with their true loves.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Keladry, Domitan
Tempest by TouchofGrayce reviews
Will Kel and Dom ever be able to get over their difficulties and be together, or will fate and the gods continue to conspire against them? I know it sounds cheesy, but please give it a chance...pretty please?
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,535 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Keladry, Domitan
How to Teach a Spy's Class by TribalForEagle reviews
When Scorpia makes a threat against Alex and his school,guess who's sent in to protect them?Yep, you got it,the SAS.How will they keep their sanity with the teens in Brooklands school?Answer is,they won't,with a spy and his friend hell bent on revenge.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,065 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Bad Day by liamarehorselover reviews
"Alex usually did so well, got up and got on with his life, but sometimes, every two or three months, he'd just get like this for a day or two. Things would come back to haunt him." PTSD!Alex. Wolf takes care of him. AU. Standard disclaimer applies.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,910 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Meaningful Ashes by Shimy reviews
"Her eyes fell on the person she wanted to see. Hiccup, however, did not react at all, too absorbed by whatever it was that he was doing, namely writing something on a piece of parchment." Complete.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Banking is a Traumatic Experience by Writers4All reviews
Really, all he did was walk into a bank. The bank robbers just happened to do the same thing at the same time.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Those Other Guys by Doppler Effect reviews
Sequel to Those Guys We Forgot About? The five units trained by Cub go on their first two missions against Scorpia. At the same time, Cub gets his vengeance for something unrelated to Scorpia...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,381 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
A Rogue's Fate by Starzgirl reviews
The 3rd & final 'Rogue' fic. Beka and Rosto explore their new relationship together, but will changes in Corus force them apart? B/R Post-Bloodhound. Chapter 5 'A CHANGE IN THE GUARD' up!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011
The Third Sapphire by kookookarli reviews
Permanent Hiatus...up for adoption of sorts
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,368 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Reclaimed Working Title by JBTForde reviews
Post Inheritance Meaning spoilers if you haven't read the 4th book Eragon is called back to investigate strange things happening in Orthíad but things don't go to plan. Now Arya must help Eragon and find out what exactly is going on.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,210 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Complete
Never Back Down by ovolamp reviews
ON HIATUS. Alex was tired, so tired that the only way he could get away from it was to end it. But that plan backfired, and now the teenaged spy is under the supervision of a new Guardian. Someone who has been where he is now, in a dark place, and survived.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,403 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Snake
ValdyggeryFletcherieGanith Drabbles by FiFiZeeeFlowertot reviews
You'll see... Original was deleted because chapters were deleting themselves...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,492 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010
Ranger Corps: Men In Cloaks by Hibernian Princess reviews
...CLOSE cloaks! It's about time we saw the other side of the Corps...you know, the side that frequently engages in Broadway-style musical numbers and other ridiculous activities. Humor and intentional OOC; rated K plus for possible innuendos.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,196 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Halt, Crowley
Alex? by Complicated-little-Jellie reviews
K-unit thought it was just another assignment, until they have to protect the 5 year old son of their dead friends, Ian and John Rider. Oh, and Scorpia are out for revenge.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,013 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Snake - Complete
Decision by Dinosawrhat reviews
Brom actually made it to Carvahall BEFORE Selena left! This is the story of Eragon growing up with Brom instead of Garrow and Marian Reviews are welcome, flames will be used to roast marshmallows. Rated T, just cause I can.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Eragon S., Brom
Back Of My Hand by Kribu reviews
Valkyrie has trouble finding the perfect man. She needs her reflection and China to tell her who he is. Set after Death Bringer, spoilers for Death Bringer. Valduggery, obviously, but also some past China/Skulduggery. ABANDONED.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,350 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
You're Hired by Writer With Sprite reviews
After Fox leaves, the K-Unit needs a new member. Wanting to find someone Wolf won't shoot, the sergeant interviews a new recruit. Sequel to 'New SAS Member Needed.' A second part added - Alex gets introduced to his new team.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle - Complete
Kel Shang Flame by imakittycat reviews
Kel gets kick out of Page training after her first year is up. She runs away promising that she will go away and become a high-ranked warrior of some sort,so she can come back and show the world that she isn't a fragile court lady. My first fanfic! :D
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,516 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Keladry
Secrets and Skeletons by Rosalie Storm reviews
skulduggery finds he is falling in love and 3 black hounds are out to find him. alot of valduggery, i suck at summarys too, so enjoy!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 12,675 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011
Dead Rangers Tell No Tales by igotsaflobbit reviews
Picks up where book 6 leaves off. Tug turns up at Redmont alone, and Alyss and Halt set out to find Will.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,862 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Will - Complete
Time Away by you.just.got.STORMed reviews
Kel has been away from the palace and her friends for the last three years, but her return is not as joyful or as fulfilling as one might expect. Much has changed. '"I know," Kel muttered hoarsely. "You thought someone would have written me."'
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,319 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
The Lone Soldier by Fanfictionaddict1 reviews
Alex is at SAS training camp for two years. Alex can easily handle K-unit's new member Rat, but MI6 says he can't fight back. When Alex finally can't take it, he attacks Rat. Was that K-unit that saw the whole thing? Oh no, not good!
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,918 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Disobey by MayesticMe reviews
Lady Caitlyn of Clonmel is expecting. But the future of the little bundle of joy is far from happy. Read to find out why. SPOILER ALERT up to book 10. R&R. Contains OC's.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Gilan, Halt
Marriage of Convenience by KrisEleven reviews
Written for the Wishing Tree exchange on Goldenlake. Owen comes back to Corus for his Ordeal with news for his friends. Neal has a difficult time accepting the coming consequences.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Nealan, Owen - Complete
Of Ageing, Ideas & A Book by you.just.got.STORMed reviews
"It was exactly three days until Domitan of Masbolle turned twenty-nine, and he was beginning to feel it. Not physically feel it, mind you, but rather socially..." - ONESHOT.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Domitan, Keladry - Complete
Stranger Among Friends by Garnet-Princess reviews
There's a new lady at court. Nobody knows her name. And of course, Neal has made it his responsability to fall for her...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Nealan, Keladry
I have no idea by Vitriolic Lightning reviews
All my ideas floating around in my head in all their strange and wonderful glory. Multiple pairings, song fics included.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,841 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 5/29/2010
adonné de la chaleur by the-other-em reviews
Will is slowly gaining back his health but now a Ranger Assasain is threatening the safety of every Ranger! Ch. 10 is the fiery conclusion. Only an epilogue left! Conspiracy, Mystery and Angst :D R,R&R! Set after book 4
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,964 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Will, Halt - Complete
Hero by athena2517 reviews
MAJOR SPOILERS FOR MASTIFF. What if you-know-who hadn't died of shack and cold? What if they were taken home and tried for their crimes? What she said to him before the end. Prepare for tears.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Rebakah C./Beka, M. Tunstall - Complete
The True Path by me luv my music15689 reviews
This story tells how Arya slowly starts to relize her feelings for Eragon but the question is will she act on them?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Arya, Eragon S.
Power Point by scamp87 reviews
Alex and Tom are presenting their school project, let's just say things don't go as planned...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,225 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Orion by justtestingmyboundaries reviews
Eragon realizes the futility of his current endeavor and seeks help from outside sources. However, the price he pays seems to deep to those around him. Rated M for torture and lemon One shot ExA
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,094 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Arya, Eragon S. - Complete
Naming Process by Writer With Sprite reviews
K-unit is assigned their code names. No Alex, sorry.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Complete
With a Passion by commodore17 reviews
With recent murders in the fief of Redmont, an assassin catches the eye of a dectective who has never seemed to fail. With the help of the Rangers, can this case be solved? R&R!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Halt, Will
Game Theory by prone2dementia reviews
Sergeant POV, featuring Wolf. "When he spotted Cub—looking sheepish, with a duffel slung over one shoulder—the sergeant knew this was the wrong week to quit smoking." Oneshot for ObsessivelyOdd. No pairings.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,494 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Sugartown by oneperfectfit reviews
It's hot, and Dom is on a mission. Written for a Goldenlake challenge.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
The Fallen by lionesseyes13 reviews
On All Hallow's Eve, Roald II is visited by his grandfather's spirit. Rated T for discussion of suicide.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Roald, Jon - Complete
Heaven Was Needing a Hero by m.sharkbait.4444 reviews
"I came by today to see you. Oh I had to let you know, if I knew the last time I held you was the last time, I would've held you and never let go." WillxAlyss, songfic, and oneshot
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Alyss, Will - Complete
The Greatest Adventure by Phinneas McCheeser reviews
Will and Alyss go on a diplomatic mission to Skanida. While there, Alyss gives birth, and the two embark on the greatest adventure of all: parenthood. Araluen will never be the same. CURRENTLY BEING TOTALLY REWRITTEN - ALL chapters will be replaced before any new updates come out. Please be patient.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,469 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Will, Alyss
Valduggery, Ghanith, and a whole lot of revelation by LythiaHarpen reviews
It's Valduggery, Ghanith, and Fletchia galore! Fights, weddings, amusement, general mayhem, and a whole lot of OC's! Songfics, madness, Flaring and romance are sure to equal a lot of laughter!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 99 - Words: 79,540 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009
Arranged Marriage by fireuser reviews
Kel's feif is forced into poverty.Kel has no choice but to marry. But what does Neal have to do with this.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Keladry, Nealan
Rangers are insane by star dragon58 reviews
This is what happens in an unsuccessful journey through a portal. The chapters are being rewritten.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011
Will's Day Off by pearlgirl97 reviews
Yeah, I just felt bad for Will so I decided to give him a break. It is extremely boring and devoid of any kind of plot. Rated T for alcohol. Got the idea from Kangarooney, check out her story.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Will - Complete
A Different Beginning by Kangarooney reviews
A different beginning to Willer's life, how he met Halt, etc... Enjoy. T because of 'suggestive' bits.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Will - Complete
George Cooper of Priate's Swoop by icekitty222 reviews
George is being sent to court to find a wife... and finds a Lioness.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,801 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - George, Alanna
Really Hope This Is Your Shirt by Writer With Sprite reviews
Summary: Alex had been determined to die, but Wolf had been determined to keep him alive. Too bad Alex's will was stronger. WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH. Oneshot. Now with an alternative ending.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Beyond the Realms: Lacrimosa by Shimy reviews
When all seems well and quiet on Berk, a figurative storm is brewing around it. Follow Hiccup and his friends as they are going to embark on an adventure that will lead them way beyond the realms they know. Happens a couple of years after 'Footprints' and ignores HTTYD2 for the purpose of the story. Rated T for violence mainly.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,521 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
An Excited Letter by Elfpen reviews
Some of the latest Royal news reaches Redmont, in a letter addressed to Will Treaty. MAJOR SPOILERS FOR BOOK 11: 'THE LOST STORIES' DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU WANT SPOILERS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF FLUFF! Ye hath been warned.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Will, Horace - Complete
His and Her Broken Bones by NerdySkeleton reviews
A bunch of oneshots made from my crazy mind. Some of them are sweet and normal, others are full of bad things, and others are just Skulduggery and Valkyrie arguing. Rated T for those iffy situations sometimes. Mostly Valduggery. Please read and review :D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 118 - Words: 116,206 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009
Ten Songs, Ten Drabbles by Elfpen reviews
Ranger's Apprentice. Ten songs. Ten drabbles, written in the timeframes of those songs. Ever wondered what Elfpen's writing looks like unedited? Look no further! Random songs. Random prompts. Random results. Oh, I must be crazy for posting this. R&R.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,324 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Complete
Legs by Mistmantle reviews
This was originally for Smackdown, I just never published it here. Clary and Mattes are discussing scars and Beka's legs come into it.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/7/2011 - C. Goodwin, M. Tunstall - Complete
American Dream? by The DiscoMonster reviews
A case from the Sanctuarty sends Skulduggery and Co. to Chicago. While there Fletcher's affections for Valkyrie blossom, and as Valkyrie discovers her own, she also finds she has irrational fears...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,736 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Fletcher R., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Confusion and Solutions by tragoediae-scriptor reviews
Jack has a problem, and Alex has the solution. And somehow, Ben get's caught up in the middle of it all. Jack/Ben & Ben/Alex Slash
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,161 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Musings by Magna Parva reviews
Drabbles. 100 different themes, 5 at a time. From start to end, be it glorious or tragic, a series of perspectives of the relationship between Kel and Dom. Non-chronological.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Keladry, Domitan
Leave Out All the Rest by Lioness's Heart reviews
Oneshot. Even when he thinks it's the end and he has no faith left in himself, Beka has faith in Rosto the Piper - more than he could have imagined.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Rebakah C./Beka, Rosto the Piper - Complete
The Laundry Mystery by Ranna's Heart reviews
Ersken overhears a dog complaining about a laundress who's in trouble with two doxies. Could it be Kora?
Beka Cooper series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Ersken W., Koramin I./Kora - Complete
Anything For You by Bob The Builder Of Stuff reviews
When Arya Svit-kona is sent out in search of Eragon after his mysterious disappearance, something completely unexpected folds out. Read this adventurous story that will keep you constantly on your toes! NOW INCLUDES GREENIE!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,862 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Eragon S., Arya
The Ritual by The Winter Wizard reviews
While looking through the scrolls and things that Oromis left for him, Eragon and Arya discover an ancient ritual that involves two people to preform it. Eragon and Arya preform the power-boosting ritual only to wind up with unepxected consequences!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,222 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Eragon S., Arya
Love Dares You to Care by oneperfectfit reviews
For Kel and Dom, autumn is the time to make decisions. Futurefic fluff.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Domitan, Keladry - Complete
Twins by Miss.Hood reviews
When Kel falls pregnant with Dom's child, she thinks she can handle it-in the Yamani Isles. What happens when there is more then one and Dom doesn't know that she's pregnant? What does Lord Wyldon have to do with anything, wait is Dom getting married?
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 59,086 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
Trapped: Ranger's Apprentice by TempestLullaby reviews
A Thirteen-Year-Old girl is trapped in the world of Ranger's Apprentice, alone and scared, forced to depend on those she read about in an unknown land. When a dark force threatens Araluen, will she find the strength to stop it?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,129 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010
What's a Bet Between Friends? by Kelar The Mage reviews
"The day you beat Wyldon is the day they put a statue of you in front of the palace." Isn't it good that Jon's susceptible to bets?
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Raoul, Jon - Complete
Not good enough by thankyoucaptain reviews
Kel is in love, but believes he can't love her. He is in love with her, but believes she doesn't want him. Dom/Kel
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Keladry, Domitan
The Whole Family by Duxbelli reviews
Alanna and George show up with the embassy and Aly tries to hide from the Lioness. She has not told anyone her identity in the copper isles as of yet and George has not informed Alanna that their only daughter is in the Copper Isles.
Trickster series - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Complete
Im Not Afraid by Iamawsome reviews
"Courage does not always roar. Sometimes it is the quiet voice at the end of the day, saying, "I will try again tomorrow." Alex finally lets in his true family after Jack dies. Its 2 years later and Alex and KUNIT are living life to its full potential.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,372 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Now they know by bookworm4evr reviews
Alex Rider's life is no longer a secret to his classmates! Alex's deals with them, Breacons Beacons, MI6, New missions and...the SAS *T because I'm paranoid*
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 16,080 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Shakespeare in Tortall by Dark Rose of Heaven reviews
An arc inspired by Shakespeare's works. When Dom sleeps with another woman, betraying Kel's love, she loses control and the King assigns her bandit duty at fief Cavall to cool off; what follows is an education in dogs, horses, and falling in love again.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,891 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Keladry, Wyldon
The 'All' War by Book-readin'-Anime Lovin'-Gal reviews
Will and his friends are caught in a war where Will becomes poisoned and stabbed in front of his friends. When he tries to escape he finds a girl willing to help him, who he falls in love with. Uh oh... Alyss lovers be warned...
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,138 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Will
Ardent for Desperate Glory by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Even SAS soldiers have a past. This is Eagle's. Pro Patria Mori -verse.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Eagle - Complete
The Reflection's Hate by Jay Foren reviews
I always get stuck doing her dirty work. While she's out having the time of her life I do the stuff she couldn't be caught dead doing. She's so going in the mirror. Skulduggery surely won't beileve she's the real Valkyrie. Will he?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Valkyrie’s Reflection, Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Reactions and Relationships by Mooey2 reviews
An examination of the start of Dom and Kel's relationship, and the reactions of the people around them to the news. Dom/Kel.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Keladry, Domitan
Fan by Dark Rose of Heaven
It's what gets him through the nightmares, because it reminds him of her.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Nealan, Yukimi - Complete
Life As We Didn't Know It by Magna Parva reviews
Ilane married Baird, not Piers. Neal was still born, and then as a result, so was Kel. A very different life confronts our heroine here. Follow on to find out what happens and what next.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Keladry
Bedridden by Pendragon.P a s s i o n reviews
ON HOLD! SO SORRY! He lay on his bed, writhing as every fibre in his body ached. Will gets really sick. Spoilers for 1-4. Little bit angsty but mainly comfort. RRR. relax.read.review.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,716 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Will, Halt
Three Months to Forever by Tigertopaz-Titanium Banana reviews
Contin. of Insanely Me's fic Three Months. Alex isn't suicidal. He knows he's just going to die anyway. But Ben doesn't, and Alex isn't about to tell him. What Ben doesn't know won't hurt him, right? Dark!Alex, Cutting, Language, light slash, drug use
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,395 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Back at Beacons by Arya Daeriel reviews
Alex has decided to be an MI6 agent and he being sent back to SAS camp once he finishes the school year. When he gets there he's safe for two years. But then things start to happen.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,760 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Alex R./Cub
No Longer Newly Knighted by TheKnightedLady reviews
Lady Knight Keladry of Mindelan is back; five years since she was released from her post at New Hope she's revisiting the ever-expanding town to visit old friends. But life just doesn't stop and where this mission will take her even Kel isn't sure...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,043 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Keladry
Ai no Melody by Rockstar with a Vendetta reviews
A chronicle of Keladry and Faleron as they traverse through their first year of marriage, with all of its ups and downs and joys and fears and, above all, unbreakable love.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Keladry, Faleron
A Question of Honor by Victoria LeRoux reviews
When Will is found poisoned and dying, Halt may be the only one who can bring hope to the apprentice. Father/Son, Will-Whumpage,
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,875 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Will, Halt
The Nightmare by Karai III reviews
Alex has been through a lot. It was inevitable that he would soon begin to face the consequences. PSTD. We all know what that is. Except Alex until he experiences it first hand. Alex's relationship with Wolf is tested severely. Companion for FBOFW
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,109 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Wake Me Up When September Ends by Dark Rose of Heaven reviews
Life isn't always fair.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Keladry, Wyldon
Four Walls and a Roof by Syntactical reviews
"This long in, she knows she's not here for a reason. This isn't interrogation. This isn't revenge. She's just a toy tucked away in a box." Alex/Wolf, takes place in the same general universe as "I Wanna Hold Your Hand".
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Cause it's better this way by Fireforblack reviews
We ran for everything we had, for everyone we loved. I left him there, in the hope he would get it better. I kept my promise, he his. Now I know it's gonna be okay for him, I'm going to die. I hope. From a OC's point
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Halt
Silver and Gold by Dark Rose of Heaven reviews
Kel does not the enjoy the aging process, but her husband does. KW fluff, because I can't resist!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Keladry, Wyldon - Complete
Home by psychedout9 reviews
"Alex, we're home." And though unorthodox it may be, they were just happy that Alex had finally found his.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Helen R.
Hello, Goodbye by Fanfictionaddict1 reviews
After a week Alex was tired off staying in the hospitable after he got shot. What he didn't expect was to see Wolf across the street. That can't be good. A little one shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Que Sera, Sera by Babe Ruthless reviews
Whatever will be, will be. Or at least that's how the detective felt when it came to being exposed to the world. Rated T for minor language and sexual situations. I suggest you're over thirteen before you read this. Read and Review. Valduggery! ON HIATUS
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,747 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Twenty Kisses by speechbubble reviews
A kiss on the cheek, on the hand, on the lips, kissed by your mother, your friend, your lover. A story - maybe two - told in twenty drabbles - twenty kisses. SLASH and het, various pairings with AlexBen as the main one.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Ben D./Fox, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Fear by Inkfish reviews
"But which cannot be held never be held and is no flower but is swift and a huntress and the wind itself is in terror of it and the world cannot lose it." – Cormac McCarthy's 'The Crossing' - a character fic for Liam Ironarm, also LiamAlanna
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Alanna
First Step by PsychoWing reviews
Wolf remembered another mission around a year after the school where he met Cub again, remembered the kid getting shot and... He still couldn't believe how much blood a human body could hold. - Written for Prattling Princess' matches challenge.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Wolf, Alex R./Cub - Complete
New Language, Please! by Writer With Sprite reviews
Alex Rider's English assignment: thirteen reasons to learn another language. Follows the "Fox is an English teacher" series.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Prank War by xxDodo reviews
Prank war: In which steadily eviler pranks are pulled until all but one participant surrenders. All the Rangers, Gilan, and a monkey should make that interesting. Rated for slight language, and evilness.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Halt, Gilan - Complete
50 Things Alex Rider Will Never Do by Writer With Sprite reviews
Summary: Alex's teacher gives him an unorthodox English assignment - to write about 50 things he would never do. What does Alex write about?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Complete
To Hate, Or Not To Hate? by Writer With Sprite reviews
Each of the K-Unit talk about what they don't like at training. Complete. Humor drabble.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
For The Want of A Father by Writer With Sprite reviews
How does Alex Rider spend his Father's Day without his father? The answer may surprise you. COMPLETE.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Midwinter Luck by Dark Rose of Heaven reviews
Some KW fluff. After the war, Dom finds Kel at the door to her room. Attempting a kiss to wish her Midwinter luck, he finds that somebody already has.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Keladry, Wyldon - Complete
The Girl by dexterbird reviews
The Girl is unable to complete her training but still upholds her code. RATED T FOR CHARACTER DEATHS. K/N
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Keladry, Nealan - Complete
Guilty by Fanfictionaddict1 reviews
What were Mrs. Jones and Alan Blunt's reactions when Alex was shot outside Royal and General? So this is a tiny one shot where Alex got shot. Rated T just to make sure. I hope you like :
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Mrs. T. Jones, A. Blunt - Complete
The Danger Game by Writer With Sprite reviews
Alex and Eagle attempt to steal Wolf's coffee. Guess who sees?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle - Complete
When I Say That Something: I Wanna Hold Your Hand by Syntactical reviews
In which Wolf holds firmly to his principles, and Alex worries about her chances of dying a virgin. The course of true love never did run smooth. Most emphatically not set in the Terms of Endearment 'verse.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
The Breakup by Alethea Melanie-Rose reviews
Valkyrie is upset about something and Skulduggery has to comfort her until he finds out. One-shot, please read and review!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
A Bouquet For You by ArtsyChick reviews
Flowers symbolize a variety of things, from love to honesty to rejection; in this case, they are symbols in a series of oneshots featuring the cast of "Skulduggery Pleasant" and varying degrees of Valduggery-ness.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,922 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
The Courtship of Domitan of Masbolle by CalliopeMused reviews
Neal, Yuki, Raoul, and Buri's double wedding is be the perfect time for Domitan to ask Keladry about something more serious than a dance. At least, it will be if Dom could talk to Kel for sixty seconds at a time.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,885 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
Unforgivable by you.just.got.STORMed reviews
"To her, they seemed like a break up line, a closing of her relationship with Cleon of Kennan. little did she realise that they would be the final words that she ever heard from his lips, and the dawn of a new grief..." Short story, is now complete.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
Every Step by They Call Me The Merchant reviews
Valkyrie is starting to get uncomfotable around Skulduggery. And It's not just because he's a living skeleton. Valkyrie/Skulduggery pairing . A side of Ghastly/Tanith and lots of Fletcher being jealous. Please R&R!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
The New Order by MingoGirl reviews
Adopted! To see the full story go to the one written by Eragontheone!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,878 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete