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Joined 10-16-09, id: 2116687, Profile Updated: 08-11-11
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

I'm a dyslexic female twenty-something from Seattle who neither works with computers nor drinks coffee.

I prefer Canadian or British TV (although Bunny ears do not pick up the UK). I am an avid sports fan (NHL, WHL, NFL, College football, Soccer, Rugby). I'm a pedestrian; seriously, me behind the wheel is bad.

My degrees are in Biology and English. I Nanowrimo to kill the 'concise, concise, concise' internal editor that Biology gave me. I started reading fanific because 4 books a day was bad for my budget.

I don't and won't answer reviews in stories. I find it distracting, both as a read and author. I do answer reviews in PMs, if you have your's turned on.

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The Lesser of Two Malfoys by SerenaSnape88 reviews
Hermione's 22nd birthday is weeks away, and she must be willingly engaged to a pureblood by then or be forced to accept the first eligible pureblood who requests her. Marriage Law. Not quite canon. M for future sexual content. Forecast 35 chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,160 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Games are afoot by grumpy grizzly reviews
It began when Arthur and Molly are out of the Burrow on Order business and Charlie and Bill are home to babysit. Fred challenges Hermione to think of something fun for them to do and she teaches them a muggle game. But, it continued and the games are afoo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 175,337 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W.
Wreaking Havoc ! by Catherine or Cate reviews
Rewrite of 'Wreaking Havoc'. Harry, with a more Slytherin personality, comes into his own the summer before yr6 as his own man, his own lord, his own general in a war with multiple armies and no single front or battlefield. Sirius denial Independent!Harry Sequel "Summer 1997" up now!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 121,771 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
All There Is by Bedelia reviews
George disappears after the war. Hermione is sent on a quest to find him and help him heal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,407 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Breeding Darkness by Athey reviews
Descent Into Darkness Sequel. Harry escapes Privet Dr for the summer after 4th year by staying with Tom. Death Eater meetings, training, and discovering new depths to his relationship with the Dark Lord. Harry grows and changes even more. Discontinued
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 242,408 - Reviews: 2459 - Favs: 3,840 - Follows: 2,889 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Requiem by ChanelAddict reviews
What if the sweet, innocent & shy girl next door, was actually a seasoned serial killer?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,332 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Harry Potter and the Descent into Darkness by Athey reviews
4th yr. Through an accident Harry and Voldemort's Horcrux begin to interact and Harry slowly begins to change. He becomes stronger & slowly grows aware of the sinister events that have perpetuated his entire life. Dark!Harry eventual LV/HP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 267,992 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 6,008 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
House Of Flesh On Fire by FarDareisMai2 reviews
This is an AU/AH fic, inspired by some late night ficleting is that a word? over at the Sookieverse. Professor Northman teaches English at a distinguished liberal arts college. Sookie Stackhouse is an English major. Yeah, you know it's wrong.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,615 - Reviews: 2798 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
The Black, Woollen Blanket by Kitty Perry reviews
Hermione finds an old woollen blanket in the Shrieking Shack. Unable to leave it to moulder in the dirt, she takes it with her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hanging by a Thread by Batsutousai reviews
Two men meet after two wars and try to help heal each other. -Slash, anti!Ginny, but canon-
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,453 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 161 - Published: 4/24/2010 - [9th Doctor, Harry P.] - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10984 - Favs: 14,625 - Follows: 5,900 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
How Harry Helped Hermione Get Her Groove Back by NaughtypastryChef reviews
Harry discovers that one of Hermione's old crushes feels the same way, and decides to coach her through their first date. Afterall, Hermione's been celibate so long, she's regrown her hymen. SS/HG and a little HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,406 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Mr Petersen vs Gracious Plenty by Thyra10 reviews
Sookie comes out from her shower to find Eric holding an item she didn t want him to find. Pure lemons. Rated M for a reason. One-shot.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Deliciously Distracted by diamond-helen reviews
Celebrations lead to awkward morning afters for Hermione, and new professors are distracting. RL/HG/SB smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Everyone Likes A Challenge by nox-alatus reviews
Eric/Sookie One-shot. Eric's POV. Explicit Lemony-Goodness. COMPLETE.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,699 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by Paffy reviews
It's the summer after the Department of Mysteries and Harry Potter's about to do something drastic, something nobody expects, and he may not be alone. Following the lives of Harry and the Order as they battle against each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 438,964 - Reviews: 1830 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., OC, N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Sleepless Nights by I'm Just Drawn That Way reviews
A coming-of-age tale, in which the brightest witch of her age learns about sex & love from excellent teachers. A Gryffindor for a reason: Hermione is nothing if not daring... SBRLHG/FWGWHG/HGLL/hints of HGSS. Slash, het, & femmeslash, sometimes graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,748 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Brave New World by bellerophon30 reviews
A sixth and seventh year story, totally AU. Harry decides that his life expectancy will be greatly enhanced if leaves Dumbledore and Voldemort behind. Destination: The US.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 890,279 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 3,505 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Summer of Independence by redfrog reviews
Set right after 5th year. Harry becomes independent. No pairings, lots of Quidditch and some Ron&Ginny&Dumbledore&Etc bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,378 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 4,463 - Follows: 1,090 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Persistence Pays Off by atruwriter reviews
Fred Weasley has done everything he can think of to win over Hermione's affections, but she simply won't take him seriously. He isn't giving up however: a Weasley perseveres! [OneShot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,648 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/15/2007 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Psychology 101 by snipsa reviews
After the war Harry decides on a ten year sabbatical from the Wizarding world and finds himself in a psychology class with a professor that seems to have had the same idea… Spoilers up to OOTP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,973 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 4,697 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4466 - Favs: 7,212 - Follows: 2,581 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Skewing the Odds by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry and his friends are not pleased. The war is over, and they are the victors, but at a heavy price. Now they have a chance to set things right and skew the odds in their favour. And if they can humiliate the enemy in the process, so much the better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 166 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
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Bogeyman reviews
Death Eaters have come out as the 'things that go bump in the night' for the magical world. Hermione, Harry and the gang decide it's time to bump back. Post OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,278 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Hermione G.
Three Hour Tour reviews
In which our carefree heros and heriones decided to see the sights of London at speed, and complications arise. HP HG FW GW GW RW ensemble, no pairs. Slight AU. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Mysterious Long Range Migratory Habits of Socks reviews
Housemates Hermione, Harry and little Teddy have settled into Grimmauld Place and life after Hogwarts. Crookshanks has settled into the life of a too-smart kneazel, and feline prankster. What secrets will be reveled through sock stealing? Post DH, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete