Vrele
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Joined 10-16-09, id: 2116861, Profile Updated: 10-15-10
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Naruto, Anime X-overs, Final Fantasy: Unlimited, Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, Harry Potter, and Book X-overs.

Ahem. Self-description time!

Name - Call me whatever you want.

Age - 14

Appearance - female :D, specs, braces DX

Stuff - hate repetition and hypocrisy, love anyone who reviews XD, loathe anyone who flames about previously-warned things (like yaoi, strange pairings, etc.) >:(, online haunts involve AnimeA, DeviantArt, JapaneseClass, and Facebook.

Songs - The Real Slim Shady, Before The Dawn, I Can Transform Ya, Sexy Chick/Bitch, I'm A Loner, Haru Haru, goodness know what else...

Colors - Blue, purple, red, black, white, grey, green. Also, gold and silver and the color that gives a rainbow under the light :D

Hobbies - YAOI!!!, writing, reading, chatting, watching anime (yaoi, no less), (trying to) roller blading, etc.

Relationship - Single

Orientation - Straight, but I may be bi - not sure!!! (so sad...ain't it?)

Languages - A bit Malay, learning Japanese (hajimemashite!), French, English, Mandarin, Cantonese.

Ambition - Miscellaneous designer ( I made it up! I wanna design clothes, layouts, book covers, etc...) / writer / critic / translator.

Well, that was brief.

Oh and just in case - I don't own anything you recognize.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

This is this cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Zilo Sugarpill (do it all the time), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( most annoying thing in the world). iTorchic ((GAH! IT HAPPENS TOO MUCH! wait, DAMN!)), Heartless-Are-Squirrels, ~'Vrele

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Paste this on your profile if you also dislike racism.

No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breathe and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe in fantasy, copy and paste this to your profile.

Now for the sadder ones...

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

My name is Tiffany, I am three, My eyes are swollen,I cannot see, I must be stupid,I must be bad, What else could have made my dad so mad? I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly,Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong, I can't speek at all or else I'm locked up, all day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone the house is all dark, my folk arent at home when my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll just get, one whipping tonight.

I just heard a car, my daddy is back from Charlie's bar.

I press my self againts the wall. I try to hide, from his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words he says its my fault he suffers at work. He slaps and hits me and yells at more, I finally get free and run to the door.

He's already locked it, and I start to bawl, he takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken and my daddy continues, with more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream, but its now much to late his face has been twisted, into an unimaginable shape the hurt and the pain, again and again

O please God have mercy, O please let it end! And he finnaly stops, and heads for the door, while I lay there motionles. Brawled on the floor. My name is Tiffany

I am three, tonight my daddy murdered me and you can help, sicknes me top the soul,

If you read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgivness because you would have to be one heartless person, to not be effected by this Poem, and because you are effected do something about it!Si I'll ask you to do, is pass it on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Girls Don't realize these things; (this is my favorite :()

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Found this quiz on one of my reviewer's profile, found it funny, so here it is!

Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:

1) Sirius Black

2) Harry Potter

3) Draco Malfoy

4) Hermione Granger

5) Remus Lupin

6) Teddy Lupin

7) Narcissa Malfoy

8) James Potter

9) Lily Potter

10) Luna Lovegood

11) Bellatrix Lestrange (pretty little crazy girl, this one)

12) Cedric Diggory

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

- Teddy/Bellatrix? Uhm, no... would it be interesting?

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

- Hermione? Hot in a just plain pretty way. I'm straight... I think...

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

- If Cedric got James pregnant? See, I like MPreg and all, but isn't that kinda... impossible? But if it did happen, I guess the baby would be really, really cute! Oh, and he/she could be playmates with Teddy.

Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

- Lily? Uh, no. I expect there are fics about her, though. Probably het, with James.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

- Harry and Teddy are strictly godfather/godson. Really. Unless Harry was somehow immortal and his mate was Teddy. Then... I dunno.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

- Remus/Lily or Remus/Luna? I'll have to go for the first, 'cause Luna's too young. I like Remus/Sirius, though.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

- If Narcissa walked in on Harry and Cedric in bed, she would choke on her dainty lil' cup of tea. At least, that's what I did. Without the tea. I inhaled my throat.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

- Draco/Luna. Uhm... "He is blond. She is blonde. His eyes are grey; hers are silvery. Were they twins? No; they were mates." That's about the best I can come up with.

Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

- Sirius/James? I dunno. Probably, but Lily'd have to go somewhere else.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

- Narcissa/Cedric? I'm sorry, I have to go choke now. *chokes and comes back* Uhh... "When Lucius is gone" ?

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

- Hermione to de-flower Sirius!? I wouldn't use a plot, I'd use a paper bag! Anyway... "A potion accident makes Hermione think Sirius is her mate!" I got that from one of my favorites, actually... Cat Nip.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

- Narcissa slash? Uhh, no. Actually I'm the only one who reads fanfiction among my friends. But I've NEVER read Narcissa before. Hmm.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

- Draco het. I don't, and see above question for the rest.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

- Isn't Bellatrix kinda hard to draw?

Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

- Harry/Hermione/Remus? Uhh, no.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

- Luna won't scream. Would she? Uhh, maybe the guy/girl's name, I suppose...

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

- James. Uhh... Eenie Meenie, Justin Bieber. I kinda saw him winking at the chorus. Uhm...

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

- Sirius/Teddy/Cedric? OMG 'this is shotacon in really, REALLY f*cked up proportions so you better be ready for hell. Don't like, don't read, don't flame, don't sue.'

What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

- Luna on Harry? Inspiring from DrarryLover4Ever's answer, it'd be "You think it's neat what I can see in the future? Wait 'til you see my vision when I see you shirtless." And Harry'd be traumatised.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

- Remus? I forget.

What is Six's super-secret kink?

- Teddy? I really don't know. Maybe that he likes looking like the guy/girl he's sleeping with?

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

- Bellatrix would probably shag Lily, but most likely drunk on firewhiskey, pot, crack, and other things. Orrrrrrr maybe not... it's a good idea, actually...

If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

- I sincerely hope Draco won't bed his mother. Really.

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

- "Sirius and Lily are in a happy relationship until Lily suddenly runs off with Hermione. Sirius, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night-stand with Bellatrix and a brief, unhappy affair with Cedric, then follows the advice of Remus and finds true love with Draco." It'd be called 'A very f*cked up story where Sirius is bi', and no one will read it. I should definitely NOT write it. Probably a really dedicated and evil Sirius fan, though.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

- If Narcissa/James was canon I'd die laughing and the JKR's plot would be really, really, REALLY, infinitely weird, such that it'd be in the Guiness book of world records under 'craziest plot in the world'.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits:

Waking Up: ON/OFF - Futatsu No Kodou To Akai Tsumi

First Day At School: Sachi Tainaka - Itoshii Hito E

Falling In Love: Evanescence - Bring Me To Life

Fight Song: Last Alliance - Shissou

Breaking Up: Narcissu - 2nd Side

Prom night: Shunichi Miyamoto - Caged Bird

Life: Hunter x Hunter - Ohayou

Mental Breakdown: Keke Palmer - It's My Turn Now

Driving: Jay Chou - Shuo Hao De Xin Fu Ne

Getting back together: Taylor Swift - Tied Together With A Smile

Wedding: Evanescence - Before The Dawn

Birth of Child: Shakira - Waka Waka (o.o WOOT)

Final Battle: Shikata Akiko - Umineko No Naku Kokoro Ni

Funeral Song: Coco Lee & Christina Aguilera - Reflection

Final Credits: Rihanna - Disturbia

-More proof that my life is gonna be... *ed.

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Aurora Borealis by ariessam reviews
With a Ravenclaw oddity and a Slytherin prince, Harry takes seclusion in Forks, Washington, hoping to put the past behind him and move forward. But this seemingly harmless town is hiding a few secrets of its own. Full Summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,674 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Harry P., Draco M., Bella, Edward - Complete
If I Shall Die Before I Wake by BadButt94 reviews
SUMMARY: Sasuke, an average sixteen year old, has to put up with his boring life at Konoha High School until a mysterious blond comes to his rescue. Naruto- seme, Sasuke- uke. Vampire fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,296 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Curiosity Killed The Cat by DragonAngel7 reviews
Harry get his inheritance and turns into a... cat? WTF? DM/HP no OoP HBP DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,916 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Angelic Feelings by DragonAngel7 reviews
The Sectasempra spell backfires on Harry and Changes him Forever. DM/HP side paring PP/RW, HG/BZ, LL/TN, GW/NL, SS/RL/SB Creature!Harry Slytherin!Harry Dark!Harry no DH and half of HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,802 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Ultimate Anime Obsession Games! by TheGirlOfManyObsessions reviews
Collaboration with TheGirlOfManyObsessions and PaytonOfTheFunk. We have taken 4 animes, Fruits Basket, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, and Avatar: The Last Airbender in a fight for survival... Against two crazy fangirls!
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 7/2/2009
Save me by Unidentified Writing Object reviews
Harry Potter is left by his best friends because they think he'd go dark. Harry decides to move to Forks while he works on his 4th album, he becomes a teacher in Forks high school, his best student is a vampire, and Harry happens to be his mate.HP/EC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,059 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Endless Dawn by Lilith Duvare reviews
After fed up with everything Harry packs everything and move to Forks with his godson and the barely alive Severus Snape to find some peace. However with the local supernatural beings and Harry's little furry porblem it seems impossible LM/HP/EC. Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,925 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Order up! by GoldenQuill07 reviews
An alternate universe fiction, no Voldemort and maybe no magic. Not sure yet. Harry works at a resturant doing the dirtiest jobs. What happens when Draco comes along and discovers his hidden talent!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,514 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Talk by TenshiSuzume reviews
Gaara becomes curious about where babies come from so Kankuro gives his brother a brief lesson in baby making. Disclaimer: I do not own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Loving The Enemy by HeCalledHerCass reviews
What will happen when Jacob imprints on EDWARD? Setting is in Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,014 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Jacob, Edward
Privacy by KeepingUsASecret reviews
"I wish people would stop walking in on us" grumbled the blonde. A series of chapters about how various members of Hogwarts discovered Harry and Draco's relationship. Draco/Harry. Fluff and Smut :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,188 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
My Life With You by TheKinkyCumberbabe reviews
The sequel of 'I Thought It Was For The Best.' Lots of Romance and fluff / Rated M now for the sex scene I wrote x3
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
My Cullen by StormyFireDragon reviews
Fifth year is done. Albus offers Harry and Draco an escape and the boys take it. They head to the town of Forks where Harry meets the love of his life. SLASH! This is a Harry and Edward story. Don't like same sex pairings? then I'm probably not an author that you want to read my works as all of my stories but a couple are same sex pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,903 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
We are the Cullens We are the Champions remix by Tony de la Ghetto reviews
This is a remix of we are the Champions for all of the Cullen lovers out there :
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Quit Being Nude! by ReapMe reviews
A fic I wrote for a challenge a very long time ago. The challenge phrase was "Quit being nude!" Of course lol. I hope you enjoy the slashy goodness of Draco/Harry lovin. Anal, language, and drinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Falling in Love with the Rain by Arh.581958 reviews
Cinderella story with an HP twist. Draco's the son of a major modeling agency and soon he needs to pick a wife. Harry is a lowly messenger boy who just happens to deliver something for one of Draco's favorite shops. A lowly messenger boy and a prince? Mr. Potter has some secrets of his own. Will they survive in the world of high fashion?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,021 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Princess Bellarina by Georgasaurus reviews
Once upon a time, there lived a princess. Her name was Bellarina and she lived in a beautiful castle. But perhaps Bellarina's fairytale is not what it seems, and a much darker reality lurks underneath... -- AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
I Thought It Was For The Best by TheKinkyCumberbabe reviews
Kaoru leaves and Hikaru can't stop him. I find this super dramatic ;A; But I'm 11 I'm really sensitive XD Read and Review ;3
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
The Little Things Give You Away by Kakashilover890 reviews
After a fight, it leaves Yuki and Kyo wondering about themselves and what it really means to be rivals. YUKIxKYO YAOI! ONESHOT AS IT WAS INTENDED TO BE!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Coming Homo Again by DracoGinny5ever reviews
Draco and Harry share an evening that can only be described as tender, beautiful, and jaw-droppingly smutty. Contains mature content for the Drarry lover in all of us.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
The adventures of Krystalynne Riddle Cullen! by Krystalynne Riddle Cullen reviews
Krystalynne Riddle Cullen is the new Auror assigned to protect Hogwarts...when suddenly! she discovers a secret about herself. What will she do! Im bad at writing summaries so please read it. R R!1
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - OC, Carlisle
Fruit Salad by Princess Schatje Dreamer reviews
Cloud teases Zack with various fruit. Oddness, insanity, smut. Swearing too. For SarissaDiablo and my Momonster - with lots of yummy yaoi love.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Cloak and Dagger by LordOtoriTakeo reviews
Of course I couldn't just stumble along my mate and just live happily ever after.No I just have to pick the wizard with a whole lot of trouble.The-Boy-Who-Lived-And-Has-A-Thousand-Hyphenated-Names-And-Alot-Of-People-Who-Want-To-Kill-Him.E/H. sum inside
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,535 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Different by Mrpointyhorns reviews
Momiji finds trouble walking home from the University and his lovers have to deal with it. AU. Foursome. Rape. Hatsuharu/Momiji/Kyou/Yuki
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,142 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/29/2009 - [Yuki S., Kyo S., Hatsuharu S., Momiji S.] - Complete
Emerald Wishes by scorpiousharmony reviews
Scorpiousharmony is proudly presenting the best Twilight/Harry Potter crossover ever created! Hadrian/Carlisle/Jasper/Emmett/Jacob Rated M for Mature audiences only.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Loves of my Life by LordOtoriTakeo reviews
A 1shot for you wonderful people. Its our X-mas present to our readers. Stand alone entry. Pairing is E/J/H. Thats right threesome for X-mas dont you love me? Jasper not Jacob. Theres a surprise in the story for readers. Merry X-mas from me and Andrew
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,190 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Fatherly Relations by IchigoPudding reviews
Harry's father is alive after all… Tom Riddle and Harry Potter's wedding ceremony is interrupted HP/LV Implied LV/JP, incest and mpreg. Parody. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Doctor's Appointment by darkbluechic07 reviews
This is a slash of Edward, Carlisle, and Emmett. When Edward walks in on Emmett and Carlisle... Sexy! Read and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Incoherent Rambling by kellegirl reviews
Sometimes bad ideas need to be shared. M for safety.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009
Storm over Sakura by Tilia Winters reviews
When Shigure and Tohru head out to find food, Hatori is left with a sleeping Ayame. But when he peeks in to check on the sleeping serpent, he finds something he wasn't expecting. I warn for mild spoilers and lemon!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Ayame S., Hatori S.
Some Things Should Stay Secret by IchigoPudding reviews
Harry should learn to not go snooping in other peoples memories. Especially Draco's. HPDM. Onesided. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Another Boring Evening by xspraycheese reviews
Bella is left alone while the Cullens go hunting to another boring evening...or so she thinks. Oneshot, PWP. FEMSLASH. Alice/Rosalie/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Alice, Rosalie - Complete
The Perverted Legacy by TenshiXXX reviews
ShikaNeji. Naruto was stupid. It was undeniable, since nobody else would fail to realise that the hot chick he saw getting some action under the waterfall was actually Neji.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Neji H., Shikamaru N.
Rising Affections by cheshirejin reviews
Light reflected off thin clouds of dust that slowly filtered in through the slightly cracked windows. Ayame thought it looked like little sparkles and magic. Hatori saw dust and light particles. ...FINAL CHAPTER IS UP!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,041 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Hatori S., Ayame S. - Complete
Sons and Father Moment by ResDes2 reviews
This is a total slash involving Carlisle, Edward, and a little bit of Emmett. Review and tell me how gay it is and how sexy it is. Besides, no one had written a slash between Carlisle and Edward yet, and I felt it was deserved.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
How to Make Harry Potter Purr by faithwood reviews
After being stalked by a kitten, Draco discovers he has a fetish for purring. HPDM. Hogwarts!fic, EWE, a bit crack-ish, KittenAnimagus!Harry? SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Temptation by Jukebox Hound reviews
In the beginning was the Word, and perhaps it was somewhat ironic that the human’s mouth was now doing things that innocence shouldn’t know about. SZC yaoi, utter blasphemy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
DH by swabloo reviews
HOT YAOI SLASH OF THE D/H KIND!1!ELEVEN! LIKE SUPER AWESOME SEXY STORY! because one exclamation mark simply isn't enough to convey just how fantastic this story is. Rated M for themes of the amusing, traumatising, sexual sort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
125 Ways to Annoy Harry Potter Haters by geek'd reviews
125 ways to annoy people who hate Harry Potter. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
The Easter Bunny isn't always Momiji by Baroquess reviews
but sometimes, it is profitable to dress up like them. HatoriAyame, R for implied situations. Random Easter story.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Ayame S., Hatori S. - Complete
Kissing Draco Malfoy by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Summary: How was it? HD Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pigtails by Persnickety reviews
“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Why don't you and I by bananacosmicgirl reviews
A night in a karaoke bar can have many interesting results. HPDM. In response to the slash-wedding challenge (on FictionAlleyPark). Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,957 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Yin and Yang reviews
HP/DM. I swear I planned this one. Nundae!Harry; Veela!Draco; swearing, slash, random quotes where I can find them, replacement for Made to Be. No one gets sent to Azkaban; Voldiekins is dead. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
You and me reviews
2nd songfic! Song: Check Yes Juliet by We The Kings Pairing: Hikao, hints of Mori/Hani, if you squint. Oneshot.Tell me if it's deadly, horrible, okay or good!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Itsumademo reviews
Title has nothing to do with anything. This is what a 6 hour bus trip does to me. Rated M for first ever real smut scene, YAOI, swearing and OOC. Do review! Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Cold Greek Sausages
Oneshot,hints of slash. "Did you just say my ass was pretty?" This is the story of how Sephiroth found himself alone in the hospital waiting room with only a cold, miserable Greek sausage for company. Rated M for the worst pun in history.
Final Fantasy: Unlimited - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Complete
The music you make
Just ultra-short drabbles with a song for a title. 7 each. 1st chapter kinda sad ones. Crack and canon pairings. Just really...speech-reducing. Don't kill me.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2010
Birng me to life
SasuNaru. First songfic, it's horrible. Might rewrite, but I don't know yet - RnR!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,211 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Great Big Crossover
Wrote this on a whim. Read the author's note. Rated for suggestive themes, mebbe. Review, please. And read the notes before you review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,874 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010