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The Marvalous Misadventures of Tai and friends! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
This be a series of one shots staring Tatyana Topaz Witwicky and the Autobots! What sort of shenanigans could they possibly get into? Read and find out!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,946 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 8/11/2009
Just Another Night at Freddy's: Night Six: What Came Before by DeltaV reviews
Pizza Baron is no more, Trout's behind bars. Everything is back to normal. But when a scandalous article brings up another location, Mike and the animatronics discover what came before Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Contains FNaF 2, but AU in terms of fitting it. Rated T for "when you're older" language. PG-13. Warnings now placed before gore.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,577 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Complete
Little Wonders by Bastetian reviews
After the events of Scarecrow, Shane Schofield is trying to pick up the pieces of his life when an unforseen event has unexpected consequences, thrusting him into unfamiliar territory and causing him to reconsider everything he thought he knew about himself. And where the bloody hell has Aloysius Knight disapeared to? Slash, Mpreg
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Matthew Reilly - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 140,481 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Jean G.
Poké Wars: The Subsistence by Cornova reviews
I think back on those peaceful days we took for granted. When our genocide wasn't even conceivable, when killing a Pokemon was crazy, when a simple Ember didn't end in 3rd degree burns, and when I didn't worry about whether I would live to see morning.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,076 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Employee of the Year by Dead Decoy reviews
Mike finds himself alone in the pizzeria when Freddy and the other robots must undergo a system diagnostic that leaves them offline for a full 24 hours. However, the underpaid guard's night to himself brings about something far darker than a motley band of misfit metal mascots.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,609 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Foxy, Freddy Fazbear, Chica
Metal Guardians by Dorrica reviews
A young man, desperate for money, takes a low-paying job as a night time security guard at a family pizzeria. What he thinks will be an easy job turns out to be a struggle for survival when he realizes the robotic mascots seem to have a mind of their own, with a history of attacking the night watchmen. But he soon discovers there may very well be more to their motivations...
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,500 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Foxy
Voices of the Infection by Ferric reviews
A series of one-shot stories, each 'chapter' is its own story, unrelated to the previous. Chapter thirteen is something I started years ago and finally got around to working back into. It features some Marine characters I came up with shortly after I finished playing the first Prototype game.
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,209 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 6/17/2009
Just Another Night at Freddy's: Night One: Foxy's Freedom by DeltaV reviews
The first in my planned series of stories set two weeks after the 7th Night. The animatronics aren't out to get Mike anymore, but that still doesn't mean the end of his problems when he finds his keys to the front door missing... Rated T for big boy language.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,957 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Complete
A Dead World by Laluzi reviews
He had been captured; Alex Mercer knew that much was obvious. But if that was the case, why had his captors just left him there without security? How had he ended up in a bunker buried in some kind of giant desert? Where was everyone? And when the hell did bottlecaps become currency?
Crossover - Fallout & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,301 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Arcade G., Courier, Alex M./Zeus
Therapy at Muzzle Velocity by Stand Alone Battle A.I reviews
The Kelly Chambers underdog story. Harbinger has no idea what he's gotten himself into...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,142 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Kelly C.
Infiltrait0rN7 by Ranubis reviews
We all know that Legion is deadly in combat. Rumors are he also is a gamer. Let's take a look at his interactions on the extranet...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Legion
Fun with Former Vikings by Reverberating Winds reviews
Brothers that are too awkward to even stand next to each other, husband and 'wife,' and that one guy that drinks a lot. The Nordics couldn't be any more different. And neither could the situations they get themselves into. [2014 rewrite in progress]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,668 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
Savior by Madeline118 reviews
Legion saves Shepard, then goes back to the Geth. One-shot, mild OOC. Fluff, cute, nothing sexual. Written because I love Legion :
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Legion, Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Limbo by pirate kit reviews
The universe is saved, the Reapers are leaving, and the galaxy is an emptier place for it. However the afterlife is not quite what Shepard expected. For one... it's full of Reapers. They are about to learn a lesson on organic emotion the VERY hard way.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,987 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Harbinger
After the Fires Fade by Laluzi reviews
Two months after the catastrophe, Alex Mercer is just trying to find his own niche in the world. Old secrets and new enemies are determined to make things hectic again… luckily, he wasn't that fond of the peaceful life anyway. -Disregards Prototype 2.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,643 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M.
Big & Tall by sinovenator reviews
Collection of mostly very NSFW Denoch (Dedan/Enoch) one-shots I originally wrote for Tumblr. Note the content warnings on some of them (general warning for ableist and misogynist slurs/rhetoric).
OFF - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,649 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Dedan, Enoch
Perfectly Imperfect by PingeBreenColourficluver reviews
If Laufey had seen Loki's skin turn blue on Jotunheim, and demanded his son back, what would his life have been like? And what if his brother had gone back to get him, only to realise things were a thousand times more complicated than they seemed? Warnings: Slash, Incest between adopted brothers Written as a birthday present, and for NaNoWriMo 2012. Credit for plot: my sister.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,069 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Growing Pains by Ensimismada reviews
Four days after the explosion, Cole MacGrath wakes up in a hospital, confused and changed. Gameplay begins on day 14. This canon-compliant novel explores the 10 days in between: the battles fought, the friendships tested, and the destiny forged.
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,980 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Cole MacGrath, Zeke D., Trish D.
Oh Hell no! by Dixie990 reviews
Shepard and her comrades find some interesting images on the extranet, much to poor Garrus's dismay! Was a one shot just for kicks... now with added stupidness for more kicks! :D
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Thane K. - Complete
Burn, Baby, Burn by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Female? Who cares? Burning stuff is more important. Now a series of ficlets, based around the BLU Pyro and various teammates. Adventure/Friendship 'fic, no pairings. Chapter six: some people are just crazy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,444 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Pyro
Incandescence by thisisnotwhoyouthink reviews
What if at the end of Avengers, Shield had insisted that they had a right to punish Loki for his crimes on earth before going back to Asgard? What if Thor had let them? Problem is, even as a force of good, Shield can be downright evil, and Loki isn't as evil as everyone thinks. Now the Avengers have to deal with the fallout, and somehow help the God of Mischief become whole again.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,243 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Thor, Loki
Artificial Intelligence by kyaticlikestea reviews
Fed up of seeing Tony and Steve dance around each other, the various gadgets of Stark Tower collaborate to become the best wingmen in history. If only they were any good at it.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Red Lace by PendulumWings reviews
Tash is preparing for a mission and Clint is 'helping' pick out what she's going to wear. Mindless friendship, Blackhawk, and there's a boner, so that's always fun...I don't... even know... where this came from. Fluff? Eh. Maybe.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Shwarma by Fleet of the Wind reviews
Or: That story where the Avengers go to eat some well deserved shwarma and have no idea whatsoever what to do with Loki.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Complete
Confounding Midgardian Devices by IRegretNothingNoMore reviews
Loki needs a shower...And Barton LOVES pranks.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Loki - Complete
A Day in the Life of Pepper Potts by anubislover reviews
Just a silly schedule written depicting a typical day in Pepper's life since the Avengers moved into the tower. That poor woman... Pepperony, mild Clintasha, Thor/Jane, and maybe one-sided Steve/Pepper if you really squint, but can also be seen as good friendship.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Charity by Santana2 reviews
You know you have a good team when they'll help sneak you out of the bathroom by blowing up a dinner party. T for safety and some blood.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Never mess with the cleaning lady by Freywa reviews
A story about how Loki learns why one shouldn't mess with Tony Starks cleaning lady
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Loki - Complete
A Warm Light by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Tony knew that there were risks involved with being a superhero. He was prepared to face death, destruction, and humiliation at the hands of bad guys both mundane and almost beyond belief. He wasn't prepared to wake up one day with boobs and a vagina.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,508 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
Touch Screen by LulaMadison reviews
A fill for this prompt on Norsekink: "Many touch screens rely on the user's having warm hands. Obviously as a frost giant this is a little difficult for Loki. Dun care how or why, I just want Loki throwing a tantrum because he can't use a phone or a self serve scanner at a supermarket or buy a ticket for a train or something."
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Beet It! by DemyxTheMenace reviews
"If there was one thing on the planet Clint Barton would heartlessly eliminate for the better of humanity (with or without his bow) it would be beets." Just a cute little Avengers one-shot I came up with. Enjoy.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Training Day by springchild reviews
Tony tries to figure out why tickling can't be used as a non-violent tool in combat.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Trick or Treat by Papergirl reviews
"A city full of little Tony Starks and you don't have to worry about a single paternity test." The Avengers meet some of their littlest doppelgängers on Halloween. Much like Halloween candy, this is purely sugary fluff.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Giggle Fits by abetha0808 reviews
Maybe they're Earth's mightiest heroes, but they still deserve a laugh! Each Avenger laughs and is laughed at. With good reason.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,297 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Baby, It's Hot Outside by Wynn reviews
On the hottest day of the hottest month of the year, the air conditioning in Stark Tower breaks, and the Avengers, in the grip of heat insanity, must work together to convince Loki, stuck in his Jotun form and living in the Tower, to make them cool. Crack, angst, schmoop insanity ahead.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,866 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Complete
Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler by ChaosandMayhem reviews
When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,262 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Scout, Spy - Complete
Cold Lazarus by Sonata of Hades reviews
What if Shepard wasn't recovered by Cerberus? What if Legion managed to find Shepard before them? How would Shepard's actions be altered by the Geth?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,681 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Shepard (M), Legion
Garrus Vs The KinkMeme by CobaltAC reviews
Garrus discovers how turians are portrayed in the Mass Effect Kink Meme. He is not amused.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Frost by Ordis reviews
Laufey decides that he needs a stronger peace tie with Asgard after Thor's invasion. And a marriage with Odin's youngest will do nicely. Odin, perforce, agrees. Not-a-douche!Laufey. Marriage does not take place. Written for Norsekink.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Loki, King Laufey - Complete
Dare by Hyliian reviews
A "What if?" scenario pairing F!Shep and my Alex from CDC. Written as a response to all the PMs and reviews wondering if I planned to pair Alex with anyone. Could be considered a romance, if you squint really hard. T for mild themes and my FemShep's love of good alcohol.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Shepard (F), Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Genesis by Hyliian reviews
"A virus does not feel. It does not think. It does not plan. It simply is. Actions and reactions. Instinct." My attempt at tackling a character as complex as Alex Mercer. Connected one-shots that may or may not create a cohesive whole.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,726 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Alex M./Zeus
What Happens on the Normandy by Hyliian reviews
A series of one-shots taking place in the "Consuming Direct Control" universe between Alex and various members of the crew. Set during various points of the ME2 timeline, before the final mission.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,985 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Alex M./Zeus
No Mercy For Mercer by Momokai reviews
Same fic as before, only I've made it moderator friendly. In which Alex Mercer experiences a series of unfortunate events that shows the world the meaning of FAIL. Rated T for minor language and violence.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Alex M./Zeus
Gamzee's Hair by AubreeLately reviews
What happens when Gamzee encounters snow, and a bored Rose for the first time?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Gamzee M., Rose L.
Consuming Direct Control by Hyliian reviews
With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 86,396 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Penance by Hyliian reviews
Alex Mercer in Thedas. Good Lord what have I just written. Not to be taken seriously. At all.
Crossover - Prototype & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,609 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 272 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Alex M./Zeus
Skating by HinataSnow16 reviews
It's snowing and the all-powerful ZEUS glance down at the ice-skating rink. The voices tells him to skate but the problem is, Alex doesn't know how to skate. SO what will happen if he falls down in front of a pretty woman? EGO AND PRIDE GONE! I suck at summaries. Comedy and fluff here and there.
Prototype - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
This One by Hyliian reviews
Incredibly short one-shot. To consume or not to consume... that is the question. Not at all serious. Featuring the Alex from "Consuming Direct Control."
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Paranoia by Hyliian reviews
One-shot describing Alex's mindset the day he released the virus in Penn Station.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Rise of the Beast by Hyliian reviews
A short one-shot describing how the Alex from my other story, "Consuming Direct Control," came to be known as the Beast by the Justicar Order.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
In Times of War by MLGumm reviews
...friends pop up from the oddest places. A human colony kid, barely fifteen and a turian C-Sec officer closing in on twice her age certainly count as an odd pair of friends, but war has a way of bringing us together, even as it tears us apart.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 26,250 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Complete
Mercy for your Maker by Loudst reviews
A look at Alex's mindset throughout the second game. Spoilers for end of game.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Alex M./Zeus, James H. - Complete
Experiments by Saeto reviews
A collection of drabbles and short stories. UPDATE: Spoilers for P2 in Chapter 10!
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,363 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 8/2/2010
No Mercy by Saeto reviews
Spoilers for the ending of Prototype 2.
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Alex M./Zeus, James H.
The Pink Ending by Semerket reviews
The key to defeating the reapers is not quite what Shepard expected. A crack!fix-it ending.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Shepard (F), Harbinger - Complete
Snortfic by Ledu reviews
Trapped in a poorly written world where nothing makes sense, will Alex Mercer realize that the author is a complete nutjob, or will he be trapped behind the fourth wall forever? Rated T because of chunky salsa and the occasional use of french.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Complications by Bastetian reviews
When he thought it couldn't get any worse... someone arrives. "Dammit," he cursed, "that is so inconvenient." Sequel to Confessions. Schofield/OC Warning: Slash content
Matthew Reilly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,532 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Complete
Eyeballing It: Random Mass Effect Drabble by xXthecatalystXx reviews
Random drabble featuring FemShep and the gang. With guest appearances from Serviceman Chung, Tali's shotgun, Charr the poetry reciting Krogan, and other favorites. BioWare owns the characters, I just like to play with them a bit...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 30,219 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Shepard (F)
The Revelation by Laluzi reviews
The truth was nowhere near as cleansing as he'd come to believe.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Team Corporate Funding 2 by odmonkey reviews
It's a sad day for the RED team when discovering the gender of their Pyro isn't the first thing on their minds - corporate smoozing is just not their style. I do not own anything in this here story .
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,219 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Pyro, Sniper - Complete
Rebirth by Illusive J reviews
AU The geth are the species that make first contact with the humans, not the Turians
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011
Ad Synesthesiae by BloodyMassive reviews
Masskink prompt fill. Something smutty inside the Geth consensus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Legion - Complete
The Escapades of Shepard and Friends by inc4ssum reviews
Follow Commander Shepard as he and his Teammates, Urdnot Wrex and Garrus Vakarian, try and save the Universe while trying not to kill each other. A Collection of Snippets, Multiple Genres. Rated T to be safe.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Garrus V., U. Wrex
Hold the Line! by Alevan reviews
This is a fanfic based on the Indoctrination Theory... and if anyone who has seen it, imagined this. Its written for those people. It breaks the fourth wall. Heavily.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Harbinger - Complete
When Boredom Strikes by MidnightWriter99 reviews
Shepard finally discovers why Garrus never takes his goddamn visor off, not even for sex. Fem!Shep/Garrus with a side of Vega, Kaidan and Cortez. No real spoilers. Fill for Kmeme.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
That Crazy Mating Call by MrsShadow reviews
Mass Kink One Shot Promt. Shepard is going through her subtle human heat and Garrus has no idea what's hit him. Sex in public? Who could resist?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Veneration by Acyrotin reviews
Legion finds that Shepard-Commander's behavior is...peculiar, and that he, in turn, is causing the geth to feel strange, complex things. Further analysis of 'emotions' is required. M!Shepard/Legion -Possibly being Revamped-
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Shepard (M), Legion - Complete
First Time Out by Mnixso reviews
Wrex's first time in the Mako.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2012 - U. Wrex - Complete
My Perfect Little Punching Bag by AquaWolfy reviews
Karkat is just such a little assmunch, isn't he? Song-shot using "Please Don't Leave Me" by P!nk. Humanstuck, Au, Karkat/Gamzee
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
Got A Minute? by Princess Cheesecake reviews
Garrus, Shepard, and some awkward conversations.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Intruder by Bastetian reviews
In the wake of a storm, Schofield's arctic team have an unusual visit. Non-slash
Matthew Reilly - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Complete
Pocket Full of Posy by Dogmatix reviews
previously my drabble collection, but it turned into a fic. Alex is hurt, Dana is worried, and they're both crashing in a strange apartment in the City that Never Sleeps.
Prototype - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M.
Midnight Swim by Combination-NC reviews
After the events of Fortune, it is not as if Fenris is concerned about Anders or anything. But Hawke needs a healer, after all, so he decides to go check on him. You know, for the team.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
Cosmic Joke by yourdeadwafflecone reviews
Movieverse crackfic- The Allspark is gone, Megatron was turned into a human, Sam is the most wanted man in the world...what else could go wrong...well, just about everything else. Bridges movies 1 & 2. All cannon pairings present. MegatronxMaggie
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,327 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Megatron, Maggie M.
The Most Interesting Man in Mass Effect by Made Nightwing reviews
Jacob Taylor is obviously the Old Spice Guy. But who is The Most Interesting Man in the World?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Zaeed M.
Birth Of A Demon by syren pan
Kink!Meme response. WARNING: It contains dub-con in my opinion but judge for yourself. It started with a harmless prompt asking for a LI licking Fenris' tattoos, and this is what happened. Vengeance/Fenris
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,376 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Justice, Fenris - Complete
The Diary of Alex Mercer by Ryuusei no Mog reviews
A day in the life of Alex mercer. Watch as he tries to *unsuccessfully* blend in with society by doing...well, regular human activities XD First fanfiction ever, please read and review. Rated T just to be safe. Sorry for being bad at summaries.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,600 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010
BERWALD OXENSTIERNA: Unit User Manual by Moonstar66 reviews
Based off of LolliDictator's famous Hetalia Unit manuals! This time it's Sweden ! Hope you all enjoy ! Rated M, just in case !
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Sweden - Complete
Confessions by Bastetian reviews
Shane Schofield has to come to terms with a long hidden secret. Is he ready for his toughest challenge yet? Why is the man who could singlehandedly destroy a submarine or save the world from nuclear bombardment frightened of two small words?
Matthew Reilly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,838 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Complete
Her Name Is Minion by strykemeister reviews
Sequel to SDLIWYCHT. Minion, Charon, and Butch are going on another adventure, which is only sometimes pointless and very often eye-roll-inducing. LW/Charon, possibly more pairings. Indefinite Hiatus.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Lone Wanderer, Charon
Cultural Differences by Mini Boss Majoring reviews
One-shots during ME1 and ME2. With several species on the Normandy, it was rather obvious that differences between them would be mistaken at times. Continuing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,701 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011
Served by AlltheAces reviews
Even superheroes have bad days.
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Cole MacGrath
Letters to the King of Northern Europe by Titoes reviews
I noticed that there wasn't a Denmark letter story soooooo...Send your letters to the awesome Denmark! Cause he's cool yeah? So send in all your letters! T just in case...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 20,158 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Denmark
Field Research by Thorncastor reviews
Where Garrus is lacking in information, Shepard is more than willing to provide. FemShep/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,777 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Learning the Ropes by smoking-tulips reviews
One-shot story about how Denmark learnt to fight with an axe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Aliens are Weird by KiwiDayDreams reviews
AU. Shepard and Garrus meet when they're much younger at the Citadel childcare center. Garrus has never seen a human before and Shepard has never seen a Turian up close. Shenanigans ensue as they both find out that aliens are really weird.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,157 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Tuu Mun Vaimoksein by Strawberry Sonata reviews
Sweden decides it's time to propose to Finland, but Finland beats him to it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Eloquence by FanSlewFantasy reviews
You may Recognise this fic. SuFin, Yaoi themes. Sweden struggles with his expression and Finland talks too much. naturally, this creates misunderstandings and tension in their relationship. Fluffy like a fluffy thing with fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,878 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Behind Glowing Eyes by Rebel666 reviews
Commander Candylan aka Dylan Shepard has fallen in love with her quarian crew member Tali'Zorah. Can Dylan convince Tali that gender isn't everything when it comes to love? "Hacker" is a short story that takes place after Behind Glowing Eyes
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah
Them Slips, Them Falls by Noraque reviews
A chapter from one of my longer fics. The team finds themselves in an embarassing situation while chasing a criminal on the Citadel. Crack fic. One shot. Please read and review!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Complete
The Americanization Of Ivan Braginsky by velocitygirl4455 reviews
The Cold War was 19 years over, but tension still remained between Alfred and Ivan. That is, until one very boring Friday in April when, as luck should have it, Alfred was just bored enough to send a text message to the ex-commie himself and change it all
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,337 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - America, Russia
Us Here by Vakarious reviews
Shepard and Garrus share a quiet moment on the night before the jump through the Omega 4 relay. When will the awkwardness end...?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Decepticontinent by Soundwave 0107 reviews
In Africa, Megatron is insane, Soundwave is lustful, Starscream and Barricade wish for sanity, and Shockwave stares and stares. Five Decepticons, one Africa. Oh dear. One-shot, crack, enjoy! :D
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Shockwave, Barricade - Complete
Night Shift by jhoom reviews
While wandering the ship one night, Shepard stumbles upon Garrus sleeping in the Main Battery. What will she do? And how will Garrus extract his revenge? Mass kink fill. First chapter rated T for language, second chapter M for smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,879 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Mass Effect: Interview after the Collectors by OrderlyAnarchist reviews
Khalisah al-Jilani. She tries to make you look bad on galactic news every time she gives you an interview. Now that the Collectors have been defeated, she's going to give one last interview. This time, it's going to far. Rated T for language
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Become One With Mail by Jenna211 reviews
Discontinued for now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 361 - Words: 78,406 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Russia
Fruit from Palaven by Smehur reviews
Garrus faces the reality of serving on a human ship.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
I thought this was a dark, depressing mission by Noraque reviews
Who says all the stuff about Mass Effect 2 has to be 'darker' and 'grittier? Even on a dangerous suicide mission, there has to be some room for laughs. Some fun being poked at a few scenarios during the game. Please READ AND REVIEW!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,735 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 4/13/2010
Shenanigans of Sealand by Cherry82 reviews
Young Sealand and his naughty misadventures. On a side note, Sealand is only six years old rather than twelve. With inspiration and dedication to Arkham-Insanity. This story does contain parental spanking! You have been warned. *Writer's Hiatus*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,251 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Sealand, England/Britain
Galactic Apocalypse: Asari Porn Edition by mandrakefunnyjuice reviews
A correspondency regarding the Reapers and their misguided efforts to lead a certain cripple to the their side of the war.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Joker - Complete
Privyet, Russia! by TFSuperfan reviews
Anechka is 18 when she loses everything. Her family, friends, village, everything is gone. Then, she meets Ivan Braginski, and her life is changed forever. But is it for better or worse? Human and country names used. Please don't be confused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,293 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Russia - Complete
Galactic Apocalypse: A Message to Shepard by mandrakefunnyjuice reviews
A short message from the Reapers to their worst enemy, and their worst enemy's keen reply.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Galactic Apocalypse: A Guide to the End of Times by mandrakefunnyjuice reviews
This manual was brought to you by the Reapers, who will soon be descending upon your vermin-infested homes to perform a comprehensive, galaxy-wide clean-up. You will all be exterminated, and your end is imminent! But fret not! This manual is here to help.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Sovereign, Harbinger - Complete
The Sun Never Shines on Closed Doors by MS-Manuscript reviews
"Zeke, that has to be the worst idea I've ever heard." Zeke had always been full of ideas. Good ideas, bad ideas… that was up to interpretation. But they were always ideas.
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Cole MacGrath, Zeke D.
The Wonderful World of Disney by lothocas reviews
Sealand follows the Allies to Disney World on a whim, but gets left behind by everyone but Russia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Sealand, Russia - Complete
Simple Truths by Steampunkd7 reviews
The Nordics walk in to find Iceland sprawled on his back and bleeding from a cut on his head, with France practically straddling him. There's actually a reasonable explanation, not that Norway waits to hear it. Fluff and violence, not in that order.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
Quick Trip to Gomorrah by dizzyduck5 reviews
When courier Krystal finds out that he partner, Arcade, is gay, she devises a little plan. YAOI-goodness! Arcade/random Gomorrah male prostitute
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Arcade G. - Complete
Bow Chicka Bow Bow by Does You No Good reviews
Shepard. Joker. Porn lines. Oh my.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Warning: Enough Fluff to Make You Puke by Moonlight-is-Innocence reviews
Another one of those "two characters doing things late at night" fanfics. Involves chocolate syrup and whipped cream / Slight DenNor but it might rot your teeth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
APH Short Stories by Shadow Typhoon reviews
Ever read some funny thing on the news about the Nations, and laughed because of Hetalia? Well, here we have it! Hetalia - Random Short Stories from real life!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Denmark
The Lost Nordics by Fortune Maiden reviews
At what was supposed to be just another chaotic World Meeting, a prank goes wrong and Denmark, Norway and Sweden wind up lost in time. Meanwhile, the other nations have to deal with the 9th century Vikings loose in the building before their bosses notice.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Denmark, Norway
Taken by a stranger by PoisonIvania reviews
Denmark's disappeared just a week before Norway's birthday. Little did Norway know that Denmark arranged a few 'strangers' to visit him on the 6 days he's away. Oh is Norway in for a big surprise in the end! Norway birthday fic! DenNor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,771 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Better and Better by Reaper Of The Dead reviews
A collection of shorter oneshots that I didn't feel were long enough to be posted as individual stories. Enjoy!
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Cole MacGrath
Upside Down Butterfly by Klakkid reviews
Peter didn't know why, but he had a strange feeling something absolutely terrible was going to happen that day. The only problem is, he didn't quite know what. Not sure if the rating is appropriate... I might raise it later on if it applies
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Sealand
Citadel Playdate by Sathaeri reviews
Long before the events of Mass Effect, little spacer Shepard is left in the care of the Citadel daycare center while her parents attend to more pressing matters. In the process, she meets one of the most important people in her life... Two-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Shepard Loves Aliens by Ms Morpheus reviews
Oneshots. Kink. Shepard has sexy encounters with various Mass Effect characters: Nihlus, Tali, Wrex, every turian I can get my claws into... you get the idea. Final chapter: Garrus, darkly.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,997 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Garrus V., Nihlus K. - Complete
What's wrong with Norway? by Kagami.Kyoko reviews
Denmark was having a peaceful breakfast when all of a sudden, he received a phone call from Iceland. Iceland only calls him if something is bad and from what he's hearing, this is certainly bad. Fail summary. Crack fic. DenNor. Rated T just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
In Russia And America by waterrain reviews
America decides to tell Soviet Russia jokes to Russia and he can't stop for to him they are rather funny. However Russia is annoyed and he decides to let the joke be on America. For Russia can handle a joke and return the joke with ease unlike America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Russia, America
A Very Dangerous Idea by To the Redwoods reviews
When nations begin disappearing under mysterious circumstances, their capital cities band together to bring them back. This however, involves the breaking of the most important rule: A nation and their capital are never supposed to meet. Ever.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,904 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - America, N. Italy - Complete
Origin by Killerbluetack reviews
A tale of the reapers and their creators.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Harbinger - Complete
SatW Invasion! by Giant-Rubber-Duck reviews
Formerly "America's Hat." A collection of drabbles with jokes shameless borrowed from the "Scandinavia and the World" comics set in the world of Hetalia. Rated T because of dirty jokes and potty mouths. No set pairings!
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Scandinavia and the World - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Denmark
Pokietransmogrification and Amnesia is Overrated by Say It Say My Name reviews
US and UK have conversation about pokemon, and it goes... interesting places. *THIS IS *NOT* A WEIRD USUK FETISH FIC* Fail summary is fail. T for language and themes. Technically a Hetalia/Pokemon-spinoff crossover. Pairing teases only. YOU LIKE CRACK? 8D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Canada, Russia
Snapped by OutrageousIngeniousBrilliance reviews
Not many people know the truth about Denmark. Norway is about to find out. DenNor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
PruCan FMLs by TheFirstDarkblood reviews
Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Prussia, Canada
Compromise by TwixtNightAndMorn reviews
Bree Hawke is done waiting for Anders to "do the deed", so Isabela talks her into going straight to the source of her problems: Justice! F!Hawke/Anders, F!Hawke/Justice. Rated M for smut.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Hawke (F), Justice - Complete
Messing with Sweden by PrussianPunkie reviews
Sealand, having tailed England all the way to the American International Conference, unfortunately was exposed to an interesting activity in American culture. Or, at least, that's what he'd thought it was. When will Sweden finally blow his lid?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Sealand, Sweden - Complete
Runaway by Socbballluvr13 reviews
Latvia is tired of Russia picking on him so he decides to runaway. However, some countries are determined to find him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,274 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Latvia - Complete
Shot in my own foot by Steel Scale reviews
Kind of an old rant fic I found in my files I decided to finish up. Criticizes the council's handling of the Quarians after they lost their home world to the Geth.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Svi by Orpah reviews
Iceland is suddenly showing affection towards Sweden. The bespectacled nation is not entirely sure why, at first... Little!Iceland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Iceland, Sweden - Complete
Hetalia Paint it, White! A Poem by lilsandstorm reviews
A poem about the Hetalia Movie Paint it, White! This poem will make you cry because of its sheer beauty.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/12/2011 - N. Italy, America - Complete
Available For a Limited Time Only by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
Alfred is determined to collect all of the current Happy Meal toys. And, as always, Russia is dragged into 'helping' him. A tooth-rottingly fluffy drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Russia, America
A Pearl in Your Hand by Terra Saltt reviews
The rest of the Mer have been hunted to near extinction, leaving Tino alone with his memories. But when a human with striking blue eyes captures him in his net, will he be killed on spot? Sweden x Mer!Finland. I'm keeping it up because people seem to like it. :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,343 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Ell Oh Ell Legion by htewing reviews
Legion did say he wanted to understand organic culture. That includes the strangeness of organic humor. Random procrastinating drabble based off a deviantart image.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Legion, Shepard (F) - Complete
Finland is Jealous! by fujikawaii10346 reviews
Estonia shows Finland something he found online! How the hey-hey does he react? References to SatW! Scandinavia and the World! Rated T for... Yeah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Ringtone by A. Strudel reviews
Prussia likes to switch up Germany's ringtones for the heck of it. Even if embarrassing ones play during meetings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
The ring is the only innocent by Bleupengwyn reviews
Sweden is hearing some 'insolent' sounds from Norway's bedroom. Being a good father, he needs to protect his son form those 'evils'. T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
I Love You by TheKingdomYasha reviews
GermanyXPrussia; Prussia comes home drunk and angery and ruins the whole house. Will Germany forgive him? Oneshot. R&R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
The Snow Child by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
The affairs of humans and nations meant nothing to Winter. All that changed after he met a strange little boy named Ivan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Russia, General Winter - Complete
Become One? by Brightclaw1 reviews
A conversation one day between Sealand and Russia. Based on a roleplay I did with one of my friends during lunch.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Sealand, Russia - Complete
Legion and the Hanar: Avatar by QualityRachni reviews
The newest member of Shepard's crew; a hanar, decides that Legion is the Avatar of the Enkindlers. A programming malfunction in Legion's systems lead to him taking advantage of this and sends the humble hanar on a quest to find the Holy hat. Crackfic.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Legion - Complete
Reconciliation by Mr Evil 37 reviews
Legion tries to convince Tali and the quarian people to put aside their differences with the geth in order to combat the Reapers. However, Legion has ulterior motives - motives that will lead to a familiar confrontation shown in Mass Effect 2. One shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Legion, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Log of the End of the World by Writer of a Thousand Colors reviews
I don't care what the cover of this book says in fancy golden script, because it's lying. This is not a diary. This is a log about the ending of the world." Everything breaks, even Nations, but their words remain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,630 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Hunger by The Wunn reviews
POSTGAME, THERE WILL BE SPOILERS. After the Manhattan incident, Dana wakes up in the morgue to discover she's...not quite the woman she used to be. -Disregards Prototype 2
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,168 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M. - Complete
Love and Chocolate by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
Russiamerica Valentines Day story. Russia is coerced into visiting America on Valentines Day to stave off the depression the younger nation feels on this particular day every year. domestic!Russia,weight conscious!America, fluff, broken english.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,743 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/16/2011 - America, Russia
Routine by La Mademoiselle reviews
Denmark always fouled up Norway's routine. DenmarkFem!Norway, Fluff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
I Got Russia in the Mail by BlackestNight BrightestDay reviews
Hetalia: Axis Powers characters are real? Hah! Yeah right. Oh you, you laugh now. You wouldn't be laughing anymore if some freak company sent you a country in the mail!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Russia
kraften i en faders kärlek by Emerald-Shadow-Knight reviews
Sealand has been taken by something not of this world, and only one person can save him... Note: may have inaccurate portrayals of mythology.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,124 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sweden, Sealand
The Mercer Apparatus by UnseenHalloween reviews
When Dana discovers a strange sound that seems to render the infected useless, her attempts to help Alex go horribly wrong. Rated T for blood, violence, and language.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,511 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Dana M., Alex M./Zeus
Funny Girl by glassamilk reviews
Denmark is really bad at getting her bestest bro Netherlands to appreciate her finer attributes. Netherlands/Fem!Denmark.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Denmark, Netherlands - Complete
The Long Way by Azzandra reviews
Between the point of departure and the destination there is the journey. Sten and Amell travel to Seheron. They meet plenty of trouble along the way. AU, started before DLC came out
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 43,009 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sten, Amell
Where'd That Manual Go? by Italiangurlinamessedupworld reviews
What does a day in my life revolve around ever since that fateful click? Chaos, that's what. One day a girl, who was bored out of her mind ordered some "Hetalia Units" at the time she had no clue what she'd just done. Based off of LolliDictator's Manuals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,631 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Russia, South Korea
If I Didn't Care by Cressida Isolde reviews
A series of vignettes focusing on the Courier and her followers, and what she must do to save the people and the city she loves. F!Courier/Boone. Eventually.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,059 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - [Courier, C. Boone] Benny, Veronica S. - Complete
Shoes, Slippers and Warm, Clean Floors by smoking-tulips reviews
Scandinavian Nation are neat freaks...England finds them terribly confusing because of this. 3 short drabbles featuring the Nordics and England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/29/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Nations With Problems by ultra-violet-box reviews
Germany and Russia are at home when something very unexpected happens.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Germany, Russia - Complete
Fix It! by Arctic Banana reviews
When ED-E gets smashed in an...um...tragic "accident", the others have to hurry to fix him again before the Courier returns and finds out.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Complete
Ignorance and Bliss by LarcSakurai reviews
Sealand finds out the true pain of what it really means to be a country.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Sealand, Sweden - Complete
37 things by I Give Headaches To Aspirin reviews
If the transformers had an elevator...?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 8,490 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Prowl, Megatron - Complete
Sharpshooting by A Bleach-Drinking Hetalian reviews
And here Denmark thought Finland was just a wimp. Was he ever wrong.. Fem-Finland, implied SuFin, other genderbent nations and pairings within. A sad attempt at a fanfic. Enjoy :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Denmark, Finland - Complete
A Matter Of Size by CranberryL2 reviews
Iceland asks Norway a simple, logical question, and good ole Norge has no choice but to give him "The Talk." ABSOLUTE CRACK. T for... umm... something.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Norway, Iceland - Complete
The Cold Flame by Diana Kerrigan reviews
A slashfic with a difference. A borderline sociopath, a sentient machine, similarities, differences and a night in the VI core. Rated for an occasional explicit moment... and language - it's Jack after all. Contains same sex sexual references.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Jack, Legion - Complete
American Territory by Fleecie reviews
What if America bought Sealand in 2007?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/10/2010 - America, Sealand - Complete
If Only by Little Miss Umbreon reviews
If only Arthur had recognised Peter. If only Raivis was taken seriously. Then WWIII wouldn't have happened at all. SeaxLat, One shot. Gore, character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Sealand, Latvia - Complete
The Garrus Vakarian list by LockDown reviews
People stuck on ships have to come up with ways to entertain themselves. Here is one such means of entertainment from the Normandy crew about our favorite Turian. G/T and J/EDI if you squint.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,063 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - [Garrus V., Tali'Zorah] - Complete
Honey, I May Have Shrunk England by OrangePlum reviews
Thinking England has been shrunken down by accident, America mistakes Sealand for his frumpy ex-caretaker. But Sealand doesn't seem to mind; not when he's recently become infatuated with his new American role model. onesided!Sealand/US US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/27/2010 - America, Sealand - Complete
Sealandic Code of Conduct by IronicNarwhal reviews
101 things the Principality of Sealand, Peter Kirkland, is not allowed to do at World Meetings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sealand - Complete
How Latvians and Sealanders take care of ASLs by Crazee Canadia reviews
A chat room, Peter, and Raivis - all mixed into a fluffy story that includes some SeaLat at the end, and some mentioned others - including a certain character that needs love advice. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Latvia, Sealand - Complete
Parenthood by SinceILeftYou reviews
Shepard gets a little more than she bargained for after having assembled a crew of the galaxy's deadliest. Crackfic. :D . Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Shepard (F), U. Grunt - Complete
The Fanfiction Lounge by Nucleartea reviews
What do our favorite Axis Powers Hetalia Characters do when they don't have a fanfiction to be in? Crack. Slight Death Note crossover. Rated T for swearing and some slight sexual themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,877 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009
Mittens by DarkGidora reviews
An unstoppable virus monster tries to figure out what to get his sister for her birthday. Shoplifitng, helicopter crashes, and an angry Blackwatch general ensue.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 72 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M. - Complete
Sealand the Almighty by sky-journey reviews
A normal world meeting turns to disaster when Sealand decides to make himself heard.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sealand - Complete
All That I Asked For by Crazee Canadia reviews
Written whenever I heard that Sept. 2 was Peter's birthday. Fluffy fail that has SeaLat in it - and Peter's other family. oOo rated T for not much kissing oOo
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Latvia, Sealand - Complete
Spider by Crazee Canadia reviews
Raivis never did like spiders... rated T for Tino's and Raivis' - yes, Raivis' - foul mouths. I'm pretty sure you can relate, and I'm also sure that the romance thing kinda shine through if you take off the sunglasses.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Sealand, Latvia - Complete
Sunflowers and Propositions by crackberries reviews
Sealand and Russia? What?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Russia, Sealand - Complete
Poké Wars: The Incipience by Cornova reviews
Pokemon of the world have changed, their abilities now lethal with a common enemy in mind: Humanity. In response to the human genocide, factions are forged among the Legendary Pokemon, alliances and battles from opposing dogmas now will dictate the fate of mankind.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,468 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Ho-Oh/Houou, Lugia - Complete
Kitchen Spiders by Cherry Flavored Awesome reviews
OH MY GOD, THAT'S A HUGE SPIDER! Part 5 of 5 in my "Picking on the Nordics" series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Of Fish and Finland by Cherry Flavored Awesome reviews
LOOK AT THESE KITTENS FINLAND. LOOK AT THEM. Finland finally snaps after a small incident with Puffin. Part four in my "Picking on the Nordics" series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
A Sailor's Amusement Park Adventure by Crazee Canadia reviews
Peter, Berwald, Tino, Toris, Eduard, and Raivis go to the amusement park as a surprize get together. When Berwald gives the youngest boys a challenge, will they complete them, or have to do laundry for a week? Beware, there is plently of fluff inside...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,023 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Latvia, Sealand - Complete
Aid by deathunit100010 reviews
Grunts been convicted for violent acts against Turians. Can Wrex help him at his trial?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2010 - U. Grunt, U. Wrex - Complete
Thoughts of a Raptor by Soundwave 0107 reviews
Chapter 3: Onboard the Nemesis, Starscream knows that Grindor serves no purpose other then to hurt him. He looks just like Blackout... Rated T for swearing. Read and Review plz :D
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Starscream, Grindor - Complete
Revelation by La Mademoiselle reviews
Fem!Norway can't hide her gender from Denmark forever, especially since she's growing up. DenFem!Nor, human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
For Good or Ill by jo7787 reviews
Vault girl Ava Flint frees Charon before embarking on her adventures. She would finish this fight. There are no loose ends as far as she is concerned.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,565 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Charon - Complete
Sealand & the Mistake with Father's Day by Tamabonotchi reviews
Sealand makes Sweden a card for Father's Day every year and gives it to him. Upon questioning, Sweden doesn't even know why Sealand gives him a card.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sealand, Sweden - Complete
Cold by antepathy reviews
Blackout crashes in Iceland, and Barricade's the only one who can get there to repair him. A lesson in trust.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Blackout, Barricade - Complete
Monster's Playground by manic-intent reviews
Postgame, Full spoilers. The phone rings when Alex walks by Central Park, and old ghosts don't seem to stay dead for very long. Cross x Alex
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,494 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010
Dinnerfast by gothgrrl13 reviews
Dinner and breakfast together? That's kind of weird, Mama. SuFin, Sealand, and CRAZINESS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Hijack Hijinx by DistractingSocks reviews
Alex Mercer runs into some trouble commandeering a tank.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/13/2010
Point and Shoot by DistractingSocks reviews
A short story about Alex Mercer and a bunch of stupid soldiers.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Complete
Ticket Line by DistractingSocks reviews
A short story written about Alex and a movie ticket line.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Complete
Foolishness by Aerial.Acers reviews
Alex Mercer sees another Supreme Hunter, which means more killing on the streets. When he finally brawls with the monster, he finds out he gets more than he bargained for. SH/Alex, rape involved. Read at your own risk.
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
Essay by NotaPunk reviews
This is a mother's day fic dedicated to all the Mothers out there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Finland, Sealand - Complete
The Hetalia Guide and Maintenance Manual by Mytho Del Rosa reviews
The latest in recent technology! A Cracked guide on how to maintain and nurture the cast of Axis Powers Hetalia. Pure crack...OTL
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,634 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010
A Capella by Ragtime Mouse reviews
Tali gets an unusual request from an equally unusual shipmate. Tali/Legion. Pure, unadulterated fluff on a fluff sandwich. T for Jack's potty mouth.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion
Drug of Choice by Metropolis Kid reviews
The title is just a song reference; there's no drug use in his fic. Sten, Leliana, Oghren and Shale are sent into Denerim to get some supplies. Things don't quite go according to plan. Just a short, silly, but hopefully humorous one-shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Sten, Leliana - Complete
IVAN BRAGINSKI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an IVAN BRAGINSKI unit. This manual has been provided to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Russia - Complete
Playdate by Neon Genesis Guyver III reviews
Two Little Sisters fight over an "Angel". Their Daddies aren't sure what to do. It's not like they can spank them.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Little Sister, Big Daddy - Complete
Ice Eyes by Tanoshimi reviews
It is like trying to look into the eyes of a dragon, the ultimate feat... They say eyes are the windows to the soul, and Finland is about to find out what that really means.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Torture by The Broken Keyboard reviews
We all put our minds as to what happened in the elevator with Karen and Alex, now imagine if Karen told the story through her eyes, of what was the most horrific moment of her life...
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Complete
Just a Principality by PastaWar19 reviews
Sealand is just a principality. He goes to a world conference, gets disappointed, and does something rash. This is what happens when you piss off a nation wannabe with high dreams and goals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Sealand - Complete
Uses for Ivan's coat by LongliveA.Monk reviews
Peter and Raivis discover fun uses for Ivan's giant coat. Cuteness galore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Latvia, Sealand - Complete
Urdnot Wrex: Foul Mood by Bakageta Koto reviews
When Wrex is struck with a foul mood, his crew mate's habits seem to only serve to get under his skin. Can Sheperd find him something to kill that isn't someone working on the Normandy? Short, but possibly more to come.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/19/2010 - U. Wrex - Complete
Shotgun Included by someone-lost reviews
Afer reading one too many LW/Charon fics, this was born. The Lone Wanderer will do almost anything to get her hands on the ghoul Charon, much to the amusement of Lucas Simms. One-shot.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
Poké Wars: The Coalescence by Cornova reviews
I see my reflection, and I don't recognize myself anymore. How am I still sane after all the fear, the loss, and the killing? I remind myself it's because of my friends, helping me survive the new world of Pokemon...but what would I do if I lost them? Sequel to Poké Wars: The Subsistence. (No Longer Canon)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,648 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Christmas Eve Nightmare by Snow lady reviews
Sealand sees something he shouldnt have and it ruins Christmas this year for him. Will Iceland be able to figure out what happen? Main Pairing: SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sealand, Sweden - Complete
Black Friday by antepathy reviews
Barricade tries to explain Black Friday to a cluster of dronelings. It does not go well. Oneshot for your holiday fun!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
She Doesn't Like It When You Call Her That by strykemeister reviews
She has daddy issues. A temper. An addictive personality. She also gets a kick out of violence. Join the Lone Wanderer as she travels with Charon and eventually Butch and gets them all into trouble. Short chapters. LW/Charon RnR please.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 32,987 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Lone Wanderer, Charon - Complete
Barricade Surprise by Starseeded reviews
When Sam takes a late night walk, he never suspected this to happen. Well, at least he's not alone in that statement; neither had Barricade. Friends will be made. Lives will be changed forever. Decepticon-centric.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 253,921 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Barricade, Mikaela B., Starscream - Complete
Walking into a Nightmare by Werewolf of Fire reviews
No child wants to know about what their parents do in bed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sealand, Latvia - Complete
Arctic Banana's Halloween Craptacular by Arctic Banana reviews
It's a very bizarre Halloween indeed for the Decepticons this year. Contents include Telitubby costumes, creepy old perverts, ghosts, lots and lots of alcohol, and more in this insane tale of spookified insanity.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
Gob's Journey by Atiaran reviews
A Fallout 3 fic. When Charon is critically wounded, the Lone Wanderer recruits Gob for a desperate journey to save his life. Female Vault Dweller, named Samantha.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,254 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Gob, Charon - Complete
I Will Protect You by Arctic Banana reviews
Hiding alone on a hostile planet can be scary for a small, easily frightened mech like Sideways. It's only natural that he'd want a friend to protect him.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sideways, Demolishor - Complete
Adventure, YES! by Arctic Banana reviews
After Bumblebee's pet goldfish dies, he, along with Jazz, Arcee, and Optimus Prime, set off on an epic journey to save his fish from the Reaper. DISCLAIMER: Contains 78% Insanity
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,678 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bumblebee, Jazz - Complete
Cooking With Barricade by Arctic Banana reviews
Barricade never was known for his cooking skills. Blackout makes a note of the fact...
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Barricade, Blackout - Complete
Which Is Better? by Silas Goodwill reviews
Someone asked. This is what happened.
Crossover - Halo & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Bonecrusher: The Young Years by Arctic Banana reviews
Because evil was a sparkling once, too.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bonecrusher - Complete
The Predator User Guide by SpiderxxChick reviews
This is a manual on how to care for your Predator! Actual Predator not included. Hope you guys enjoy it!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Songlines by dfastback68 reviews
Post Movie ‘07 – Blackout searches the desert for Scorponok, and finds so much more than that.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,245 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Blackout - Complete
Russian and Baltic Borscht by Seto's Nice Girl reviews
Latvia shows Sealand a side of himself that no one else as seen before...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Latvia, Sealand - Complete
Strip Video Game by KivaEmber reviews
For Art Trade. AU oneshot. Gilbert suggested a game of Strip Primal Rage. Prussia/Germany.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
A Good Conversation by Esca Madeline reviews
For the RED team, talking was the only way to get their boy Engineer to open up.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,024 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008
Cast a Dark Shadow by TechnoRanma reviews
On a cold dark night, Canada meets a strange man… who makes him a promise. Canada and General Winter
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Canada, General Winter - Complete
I Can't Forget We Won't Forget by btamamura reviews
China is still upset with how his countrymen were treated by Australia's countrymen during the Gold Rush. But, Australia is hoping to make up for it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2009 - China, Australia - Complete
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Alone I Break by Arctic Banana reviews
Bumblebee always hated saying goodbye. Especially when goodbye means "forever".
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bumblebee, Barricade - Complete
Blackout and Barricade Go To Silent Hill by Arctic Banana reviews
What happens when two Decepticons get lost and end up in Silent Hill?
Crossover - Silent Hill & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
JINGLE BELLSSCARCROW STYLE by Canman reviews
A song, sung to the tunes of jingle bells, about the first two scarecrow books.
Matthew Reilly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2006